QuoteThe title says it all. :p You can post whatever you like, so long as it doesn't got against the rules.
BAHAHAHAHAH! Now try and figure out which thread to participate in.
wait... what? Is this a parallel universe last post or a paradoxical last post thread...?
Indeed.
And the best part is if no one participates in it, I win.
oh.. a last poster master plan!
Heh heh heh...
I'm not sure this is a good plan, DM.
I mean, I post more than you do...
Could it be another Mod race to be last poster? *gets popcorn*
Yes, but you are more easily bored with threads than I am.
*munches on popcorn, too* How can you get bored if the Mods are fighting for last post?! :3 This gonna be good!
It happens.
What, the fighting or the boredom?
Edit: ...or both?
Either or neither.
Is that "either or neither" with the "e" sound or the "i" sound?
You say tomato...
I hate to agree with a red, but I do.
Damn it, this thread isn't supposed to be popular. Do I have to make another one, move it around, and do this whole schtick again?!
Probably, yes.
you people hurt my programing.
You don't have programming. You're a people.
Shhhh. Shhh... Just go to sleep.
:kruger
Nah I did that last night. In the middle of the webcast. It was awesome. :3
How do you know you're awake now?
:mwaha
I know I'm awake because Freddy Kruger isn't here....... :kruger
:popcorn
Sure!
Yay!! :mowhappy *munches on some* Thankies!
Quote from: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on April 19, 2010, 07:02:36 PM
I know I'm awake because Freddy Kruger isn't here....... :kruger
It's called micronaps. You'd never realize you were asleep... and yet you are.
They have naps that are microscopic now........ :erk
*snore*
Ha! Your snore will never be as e-famous as mine.
I'm fairly sure I wouldn't want it to.
Why for you insult the adorable snore?!
I wasn't insulting. I was bemoaning my inability to achieve the same rarified heights.
Would that you could reach such lofty goals!
Grapefruit. What else is there to be said? :erk
p.o
Marmalade!
Tasty. Did you want some?
Quote from: Basilisk on April 20, 2010, 02:51:23 PM
p.o
Marmalade!
ಠ_ರೃ I say, is anyone up for tea and crumpets?
my dear lady, you hath forgotten the scones... mmmyess...
o.q
ಠ_ರೃ How dare you, that is the cardinal sin of tea parties! I would never make such a gross miscalculation. Good sir, you scar me deeply.
PISTOLS. AT DAWN.
Nobody post until then.
Hmm... apparently Blue agrees that honor is overrated (http://www.furaffinity.net/full/2229482/)
Well, technically it is always dawn somewhere in the world.
It's not dawn here, yet. But if you wait...
I am grateful grapefruit.
Yes, you probably are.
has the script been flipped? the parabox knows
Ah, but how much does the parabox know.... :3 We should test 'em, yes!
You really want to test me, ZeTavia?
Really really?
Pop quiz?
No, thank you! :< I'd rather have a pop tart instead. :mowhappy
Date Sandra Bullock?
Post some more?
me am lurking now!
I thought posting removed the lurking status.
Usually, yes. I'm just very clever.
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on April 22, 2010, 04:42:11 PM
Date Sandra Bullock?
No. Shoot the hostage. Take the hostage out of the equation.
Wooo! Meat shields!
Good with A1.
I'd rather have some fish! :3
Wrong.
So, it's wrong to be a pesco-vegetarian then...... :P
Yes. That is exactly my point.
That is your opinion, but I'm sticking to my fish! :)
Quote from: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on April 25, 2010, 01:40:19 AM
That is your opinion, but I'm sticking to my fish! :)
Not opinion. Fact. You are wrong.
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 25, 2010, 02:02:17 AM
Quote from: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on April 25, 2010, 01:40:19 AM
That is your opinion, but I'm sticking to my fish! :)
Not opinion. Fact. You are wrong.
My apologies then. I didn't realize it's fact that it's wrong to be a pesco-vegetarian..........
It's okay. Now that you know, you can work to improve.
:tmyk
*eats some bacon*
BACON!
Only one thing smells like bacon and that's bacon. Chewy, yummy, smoky bacon.
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 26, 2010, 10:49:11 AM
Chewy Crunchy, yummy, smoky bacon.
Bacon should be crunchy. And this thread is more popular.
"RAEP MEH"
also, i throw my lot in with the chewy bacon crowd, more flavor
Quote from: Brunhidden on April 26, 2010, 05:32:26 PM
"RAEP MEH"
Would your wive and daughter consent with that?
Wife, isn't it?
Oooh oooh! This is my favorite part.
Yes, but with a howitzer?
...I don't see why not. I mean, really, there's plenty of nice things about a howitzer.
... they can lob really big loads?
I was thinking that they had a lovely shaft.
They feel good between your legs.
No no silly, you don't put howitzers between your legs.
I don't know, Mao, could be a heck of a ride... Howitzer Competition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v94qdpJqK9w)
... I don't think i want to be standing anywhere near this disaster :B
...But you'd totally watch it, wouldn't you?
*gets out binoculars and acrylic blast-shield* Hells YEAH!
i preffer the pumpkin chunkin competition, its so much more innovative
Pumpkin howitzer. Best of both worlds.
Pumpkin Howitzer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg2M7L4ayIA)
That's what he said.
Just a reiteration of the concept, with video example.
EVERYBODY! GLOW STICK RAVE!
:ipod
Nice example.
Technoviking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4) is better.
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on April 27, 2010, 11:22:28 AM
Pumpkin Howitzer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg2M7L4ayIA)
in the lingo thats would be known as being 'pied', and is similar to a foul ball or a fumble
Wow, best feature ever on that new skin: The avatar-pictures all have a limited standard size ^^ (this also means Mao has a tiny scrollbar under his picture xD)
Hm, I just rechecked... and figured out, it's actually connected to the size of my browser-window. Still it's nice xD
Just so we're clear, the forum *does* have a max size allowed for avatars. Mine just happens to be at it.
Yup, but with this skin it seems the left side of the user-post-frame (the one with all the info on the poster) is fixed to a standard for the whole page. The size of that left-side frame seemed to "jump" on the old skin, so different posts had different frame sizes, mainly depending on the avatar of the user. This means that while reading all 28 pages of the Shattered Innocence RP on my iPod it will be way easier to resize the page to a readable format =) (This post is so weird... I wonder if it made any sense at all xD)
Well I'm just happy there are fixed boundaries now ^^
Is there a forum pool going on who will be the last poster?
I won't be the last poster... today. I have to go sleep xD
At some point we'll install an upgrade to the forum, and that will actually enable more features for these skins.
But will they blend?
Compu'a says no
Need a dispenser here!
Just keep the loud music and bright lights going. I'll be waiting in the corner :kruger
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 27, 2010, 06:11:13 PM
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on April 27, 2010, 05:28:13 PM
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Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on April 27, 2010, 05:13:59 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 27, 2010, 12:47:04 PM
EVERYBODY! GLOW STICK RAVE!
:ipod
:ipod
:ipod
:ipod
:ipod
:ipod
sorry, i was listening to TSO so i couldnt be bothered with shiny green willies
I was listening to DSO. It's much better.
TSO gets major props from me because its one of the biggest charity bands around as well as the sheer awesome. currently theyre doing the MACC fund near where i live, and i wish more bands would shuck out a chunk of their money for medical research that helps kids... although that might harm a rappers ho-slappin pop-cappin image if hes in it for the shorties
Do I have to know either TSO or DSO? And it's a pity posts in here don't count... I want to catch up with Mao's count and I don't know how to get there ._.
Go to the other sections and join in conversations.
Yeah, being active in the community will solve that quite quickly.
Wait... what? there's a post count?
Supposedly.
hmm... Hello? Anyone paying attention? *Last post*
It's still not the last post.
Curses... foiled again!
Aluminum Foiled?
Failure.
..is not an option
OTSS.
Operations Technology and Shared Services?
Technology and Service in the same sentence? Blasphemy!
Office Treatise on Scissor Safety.
that probably exists you know
Chick Tract. *shudders*
*holds mao close* its okay, the stupid cant hurt you *patpat*
When did stupid ever hurt anyone? (And it's such a pain to post with an iPod...)
"Don't touch the iron, it's hot"
*touch* YEEOW!
"Idiot"
*touches the electrified muffin for the 278th time**zrrrt* Hmm.. it still hurts to touch.. maybe if I try again one more time...
Well, still doesn't hurt, at least not me xD
*goes to get some popcorn and then watches Mao touch that muffin for another 279 times*
*noms on eggs and bacon* mmmmmm.... Mao's either an idiot or a scientist... *shouts to Mao* "Are you using the scientific method in that experiment? or just expecting different results?"
Does it really matter? I just want the freakin' muffin.
Bas, be nice. He just wants the muffin and I just want to see if he gets it. Don't distract him.
*steals some of the bacon*
Oh, Mao, this time you almost got it :)
" A BLT, a BLT; My kingdom for a BLT!"
TrickyBangBangGooberBlatt
*offers free muffins to those who enter unmarked van*
*steals van*
Van Gogh?
With both ears?
...Well.. it'd be half-off otherwise.
Off kilter, sure. I was under the impression his girlfriend was less than impressed, though.
I'm sure there was a silver lining in there somewhere.
Stapled to the punk?
Vincent was a punker?
Who's vincent?
Not you.
Some guy I saw in a Puuca episode. He was a Dutch painter or something, and his ear fell off!
what? that trick again?
Yes.
I don't know.
Ooo, critical failure.
Indeed, as such we made arrangements to rectify or cover up our mistakes.
So, whose the scapegoat?
Skippy McScapegoat!
Tsk, not if his lawyers can help it!
Lawyers actually help? :P
They help themselves to your money.
Ain't that always the way?
It's the way of capitalism! :U
Apples, evil apples.
FCOJ, of course.
Only because you are a box, otherwise sodomizing.
I wasn't aware sodomizing was available on the stockmarket, unlike Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice. Perhaps I've been sheltered...
...Is this a conversation that we should be having in public?
just shutup and sodomize, ya prude
Mao is having sex with the best desktop in the local store... which is why he isn't allowed to get it..
but no one else wants it since he was all over it... or at least... bodily fluids were.
im sure somewhere, probably somewhere closeby, there is someone willing to pay MORE for that computer
Oh internet. You never cease to amuse me.
just wait, ill let you down someday
Maybe, but the internet is vast. One fails to amuse and another amuses me by failing.
But peoples fail is amusing too.
Epic fail dude, EPIC fail, orange purple blue!
was that a haiku?
What's it to you?
about tree fitty
ye gods, you have the same accent i had in high school
Dollah twenty-fife please.
the irony is i had MORE teeth then, and now that im short nine of them i no longer talk like a yokel
Quote from: Brunhidden on May 04, 2010, 06:45:03 PM
the irony is i had MORE teeth then, and now that im short nine of them i no longer talk like a yokel
Only look like one. ;)
LOOK! A DISTRACTION *points out window, and bolts the other way*
o/~ "Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."
how about no :<
/me looks at brunhidden suspiciously.
What about yes and from behind?
They always say yes from behind.
And when they say no they really mean no. :U
What do they say from the front?
Well, I didn't know there was a naturalist meeting.
Last dispatch I read reported all quiet.
But the birds where pairing up in mid air D:
I really don't know how to reply.
That's because you do not have an avatar.
Tytaj is a giant smurfy-cat?! :U
Well, I guess I need to get an avatar then?
It would make it easier to recognize you and it is advised to get one in here.
You could put a cookie and a ketchup bottle in your avatar, yes!
Quote from: Ketchup-Crumbles on May 05, 2010, 02:31:47 PM
Well, I guess I need to get an avatar then?
Well, if you are the same Ketchup-Crumbles that has a DA account, that flower (re-sized) would be pretty cool.
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on May 05, 2010, 04:03:11 PM
Quote from: Ketchup-Crumbles on May 05, 2010, 02:31:47 PM
Well, I guess I need to get an avatar then?
Well, if you are the same Ketchup-Crumbles that has a DA account, that flower (re-sized) would be pretty cool.
wasn't there a thread in the tower of art where you could request an avatar?
oh yes, there probably was... and then it died, sadness.
q.q I had my avatar almost finished... and then my program died and everything is gone... I have to start from scratch... :cry
Ugh, hate when that happens, though I doubt that a program would freeze on this computer, it would more likely crash than let software freeze on it, silly computer.
I assume my program is not fully compatible with my computer... it has been slightly faulty ever since I got my new PC :(
That could be it. I could come up with alternatives, if you really want.
Happy Cinco de Mayo all! Woo quetila!
here in the nort woods we call that 'wednesday'
Well, for both your posts it was Thursday over here.
Quote from: Ketchup-Crumbles on May 06, 2010, 02:15:11 AM
Well, for both your posts it was Thursday over here.
Oh my gwad! Another one from the future! :U
Cleanse it with fire >:3
*burns Basilisk*
*Bearhugs Mao* If i'm gonna die, i'm burning you with me >:D
What a nice happy bonfire :3 *gets some marshmallows*
Don't forget the Graham crackers and Hershey's chocolates! S'mores (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%27more)
*flops on Brady* Sorry man, but you're coming too.
I liked where this was going, but I lost the trail and found a railway crossing, sadly.
At this rate the entire forum will be flaming!
You say that as if it isn't already.
We are not talking about the latest outfit your wife bought for you, box.
But we could if you wanted to, I have no objections.
You're all a bunch of flamers now. How does that feel?
Toasty?
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
...and now I want a subway sub.
call me when they figure out the reuben
Reuben? Disguting. :O
Guts, I want your guts in my claws.
I has Cake! :D
That, my dear gentleman is a pie, not a cake.
PIE TO THE FACE. >:3
Tart interception! >:D
If you build a building with bricks you are a bricker.
*brick'd*
I do have to wonder what the point of this thread is.
To discuss random topics and then state last post as if it actually matters to anyone?
To bring hilarity to a place we call clockworkmansion.
To make fun of all stupidity.
To make fun of ourselves!
To act out of character and pretend to be children with which we mend our mental wounds!
To eat apples and comment how they taste nothing like pears.
But oh, the apples are tasty.
are they golden chaos apples?
Nah, just silver discord apples.
Actually I thought I wouldn't post in here anymore... but here I am :)
I guess this thread would have died out a while back if all anyone did was post "Last Post."
Well, it would be the worst thread ever, if everyone would just be posting that. I like this thread, as I can ask any question which I wouldn't know where else to post and I can also just post something "stupid". It doesn't have to make sense xD
There are no stupid questions... just stupid people :U
Shouldn't that read, "no such thing as a stupid post, just stupid people posting?" :B
Semantics.
Gymnastics?
Mmm, gymnasts. So lean, so tender....ohittasteslikeveal. :U
mmm Gymnasts... sooo flexible... and flexibility is rarely over-rated ;)
do you know this from experience?
I plead the fifth. :U
not a gymnast, no... but a horseback rider... she was *is dragged off before PG rating is shredded, burned, and desecrated several times over*
Meh, horse doesn't taste too good.
Now ostrich on the other hand...
ostrich and big birds but not so scary as emus
Emus pale in comparison to the cassowary.
Why should those be scary? I heard they are herbivores?
i don't know why should they be scary?
Answer: MACHINE GUNS
cows with guns? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWUbF-wrl3w&feature=related)
Really... who creates those things? :erk
I blame the internet, internet is in spite of humanities simple thoughts.
.... Last post.
where?
Right here.
Now that was the previous post, the last post is over there. Do you see it?
o/~ "I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I love you.
I hear babies crying, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful world.
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I love you.
I hear babies crying, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful world."
Yes yes, very sweet. Now pardon me while I go shoot up on insulin.
And what if we don't pardon you?
I'll bite someone and spread the disease. :3
*eyes the Guests*
Guests have immunity.
Curses.
i shall post a poem here whose contents shall make your sanity weep
Trefoiled again?
what you're not weeping? but i wrote it for you so go read it http://eliander.deviantart.com/#/d2qdln3
... and if I decline, then what?
"Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie." - Jean Cocteau
what and interesting quote but what's it mean?
Sometimes fresh eyes can see a simpler solution.
Sometimes other eyes have too much blur and bloom.
then wash them
...Mine can't be washed, but theirs probably would be damaged.
Hrm. I do have to come up with something to say about that.
Quote from: e_voyager on May 30, 2010, 12:32:54 PM
what and interesting quote but what's it mean?
I haven't a clue. :P
I'll take that as a "no". ;-]
I think so , Brain, but doesn't it have to be live before it can be Memorex?
enough Pinky, we must make ready for tonight's plan
"I'm sorry, but Tonight's Plan will not be airing, due to a writer's strike. Instead, here is a re-run of Yesternight's Plan."
The first plan is often doesn't work, because a lot of plan overly save.
Not nearly as much as should be.
because someone forgot start
"Step one, before doing anything, have a team of paramedics on standby. Step two, insert power cord into power outlet. Step three, take five hours to recover from the stress. Step four, have your teenage children figure out steps five through three hundred and seven."
But what about step -1?
is there such a step? i must confer with the manual
Give me three steps, give me three steps mister, give me three steps toward the door...
I'll give you three steps, yes your three steps but deny you the door.
don't make me go arts and crafts in here... a fist-full of glitter to the face would totally wreck your day
indeed it would my friend do you know how though glitter is to clean off of lenses with out scratching them?
Deep into space I am foiled by chicken, again.
No.
I disagree
COMPLETELY!
But the ground is too far away.
not for long!
Rules are meant be be challenged, however not meant to be broken... like some say.
reset?
Topic, no fun [&][RS] :B
fun, topic [ & ]
hmm, what does this shiny red button do when I pre
I spilled blood on the button, it actually was black and had a skull on it, sorry.
at least it wasn't instant death spikes!
It was instagib. :3
Instigator? Just add water?
Anything that has hydrogen in it, even you.
... and men, are mostly of Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, and Oxygen...
Not even a cardboard box will be save! :U
saved for what?
Stowage?
in the enegron repository?
yes, with page one, I will swift!
Tom Swiftie?
I used to like this thread.
Now it's all winded. ( as in wrapped, get it? Oh such a bad attempt at a bad pun. )
stop. reboot time!
RTFM?
random transmetal forte mecha?
I think I'll go over to Meany's for a while.
Probably a good move.
Srsly. That way the box can win.
Mao, I ask you this; When has the box lost anything? :P
He seems to have lost his sanity quite some time ago.
You insinuate that he had any to begin with.
Also, I meant in his known history on this forum. :)
Aiyno, you're becoming incoherent. I'd recommend some sleep. ;-]
i am not Aiyno.... oh wait you know that already. never mind
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 30, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
Aiyno, you're becoming incoherent. I'd recommend some sleep. ;-]
Pft, I blame the lack of spellcheck more than anything.
Stupid school computers and their lack of spellchecky, things.
Quote from: e_voyager on June 30, 2010, 10:39:59 PM
i am not Aiyno.... oh wait you know that already. never mind
You are not Aiyno? Than, WHO THE FRIG ARE YOU? :U
you seem to have missed the joke. but don't feel bad i do it all the time.
Well, nobody
actually forget that.
You can have a mask instead :spidey
Quote from: e_voyager on July 01, 2010, 02:41:16 AM
you seem to have missed the joke. but don't feel bad i do it all the time.
I didn't I just read it out of context the first time and found it funnier to comment on it out of context.
You are not aiyno.
:batman
You are not batman.
i am he who voyages and youy shall know me for i am the traveler who knocks on the door and i am the stranger that helps out the poor yet i am the wind whistling in through trees my path is unmarked and no trail do i leave
Is it a bad thing that when I started to read your post I thought you were singing I Am the Walrus? :P
having never heard the song i cannot tell you
Here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnpil_pRUiw)
"I am he is you are he is you are me and we are all together..."
When I grow older I will be stronger....
When I am older, I will be... oh, crap! Forget I that... <.<
When I grow older, I hope to be a walrus with beautiful wrinkles.
i am he and you are her3e and you are me and we are all together? that's unusual lyrics reminds me of the poem i wrote about brotherhood. that or a Darkwing duck cartoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVyb5c_jcDw
1:00
:B
When I grow older I will be stronger~~
When I grow older I will start forgetting the ends of... ends of.. uh...
... What was I talking .. uh...
... want some tea?
Yes please.
Could someone get some chocolates? I think there are some with 80% cacao in the fridge.
/me whaps Aiyno with a T-bone steak.
Tea!
I said I agreed, why do you always try and hurt me box, why? Am I not obedient enough for you? T-T
o/` Do you really want to huuuuuurt meeee~ o/`
Why would anyone want to do that? They'd get banned from life too fast.
o/` Do you really want to huuuuuurt meeee~ o/`
I really want to make you cry.
You only say that because you care. :)
flashbacks to celebrity death match boy George was singing that song.
... Would you prefer Freddy Mercury? Or perhaps George Michael?
did they sing it to?
Twice the song, twice the criticism.
my processors hurt.
My brain hurts more. It actually can feel.
I want a slushie.
i want ice cream
I want this thread to be less pointless, more funny and silly.
Silly silly silly hat.
but I thought it was funny because it was pointless.
-98 points
critical his it's super effective!
Get your free tickets right here! Free tickets to hell people! Best time of the year! :U
no thanks some one gave me one already form the door of a semi wit hand automatic delivery system. i turned it down then also.
Wat?
Dat.
Quote from: Mao Laoren on July 06, 2010, 07:25:14 AM
Wat?
it's from bio hunter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-mBwDWxs2M
Too much dualism.
don't'cha mean duality?
Singularity is a game.
my forte buster will fix it
That would be true, if only you meant in the same manner as fixing a dog...
exactly as crazy. i hibernate now.
Your place is here.
No, it's over here.
i think i'll vote none of thee above alex
I'll have an h, an e, an l, another l, and an o.
I'll take swords for one hundred.
One hundred? That's cuttin' me own throat, that is.
since when do boxes have throats?
Since yesterday.
Why would they need them?
you don't want to know.
Oh, but I do! >:)
Please, tell us!
but the truth is almost disturbing as this (http://bobandgeorge.com/comics/archives/ramnesis/348.gif)
The truth is out there somewhere.
Not nearly far enough, though.
Fast-forward the universe-expansion a few centuries. I'm sure it'll be far enough away by then.
I doubt it. Worth a try, though.
Not even if it got sucked into a black hole en route and disappeared?
No, I'm pretty sure it's still not worth it.
Yes.
no
Maybe.
Debatable
*Tranqs the last poster to make him/her? fall asleep.*
:mwaha I am the last poster now!
Draken you just tranquilized a puppet. tranqs fail on puppet so it's a no go.
Aye, they do fail on puppets, dad told me once he was done calling me a failure.
oiy he sounds like old man wily now.
Quote from: Tytaj on July 17, 2010, 05:29:27 PM
Aye, they do fail on puppets, dad told me once he was done calling me a failure.
Suddenly I'm thinking of that video of the girl that didn't understand just how many trolls where were on the 'net. You done goofed! The consequences will never be the same! Not sure if they're both the same video, but I relate 'em both to it.
don't know don't care
Thats how I rolll
/me rolls
and then a mountain
fell onto captain.
Congratulations with the avatar :D
he has joined us. all shall join us. we are anonymous. we are a legion!
We do not forget. We do not forgive.
You should try it, sometime.
But then We wouldn't be Anonymous! :P
In other news, pickle surprise! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4)
that is the 16 worse thing i've seen in the past two weeks.
Oh? Only 16th?
i see a lot of bad things. trust me on that.
Not nearly enough, I think. ;-]
We need more bad things links then
CAPTAIN obvious: it helps my education.
no thank you i'd rather not share such things.
... or, indeed, anything.
i'm not stingy. i just think many mind warping things should be discovered by one's self not given to one by a stranger.
Picky, picky. I'm sure people can warp their own minds perfectly adequately. I just like helping...
lets ask the scout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxlrXPSnjA) what he thinks
Now that I understand I watch the video and feel a great love.
Should have different music though.
well to each there own.
Can I give mine to someone else?
I'll trade ya. You might not like it, though...
I offer a variety of peaches.
fun fact: this post had almost every word misspelled before I corrected them.
i believe you.
sad fact. almost all of my post are like that.
I am having trouble losing control of your life.
.... take your hands off the wheel and close your eyes?
And there they go! Wait, is that a cliff...? Oh, dear.
hey lets go jump a cliff
Things with wheels jump off quite well.
calling the duke boys and the general lee!
... so they can drop the trans-axle off?
This topic is now about things that cannot give you lung-cancer.
and dolphins except the dolphins are fighting aliens and monsters.
Thanks for all the fish.
stop the killer squids !
Ah, you're all suckers.
as long as it's not oil/blood we can talk
Who ordered the hydraulic fluid?
I did. I have some pneumatic tubes that need to be filled.
Wait, hydraulics into pneumatics? Wha-- *brain asplodes*
Problem: I have a hydraulic press, but only pneumatic tubing.
Solution: Fill pneumatic tubes with hydraulic fluid.
does not computer access denied
Pneumatic tubes aren't any use with hydraulic fluid, because hydraulic fluid has a higher pressure than pneumatic pressure...
pretty much what i was saying only better
I'm always better than you, e. I thought you knew that already. ;-]
At all things?
he can be a better geek then i am for sure
Maybe you two ought to race to New Guinea.
why race when we can work on making the first man made island instead?
first? There's already been two that I'm aware of..
I don't think we're counting ones made from offal and debris.
true that. if you can't support and human biased ecosystem then it doesn't count
Meh. I didn't have debris and offal in mind for at least one.
... so which ones were you thinking of?
The ones that were made in tidal dead zones out of trash and other human waste. I'm pretty sure there are at least two...
Are we actually having a decent discussion?
well that's so out of character I chuckled, bravo!
do you mean bravo the thespian?
Or Bravo the coward?
maybe it's johnny Bravo
My Nostalgia Filter is indicating that Johnny Bravo was a good show.
seems like it's working well
not nearly well enough.
walking backwards through a line.
forward to the dawn of time.
my mind is broken but i'm fine.
I would if I could, but I can't; so I won't.
You're still not last.
true Inumo won that other game
:thread
I want many oreo cookies. DO NOT FAIL ME!
:mooncat we need more cheese !
Baptize the crackers!
i shall never win this game
Correct, you won't.
Please don't post after the post that comes after this post has been posted.
Break brains consciously . :3
I break brains without trying, usually...
you and me both
Tell me about it. Sometimes your spelling is just way out there. ;-]
no need to be cruel ( however true that is)
Llearch is a cruel, terrible box. >:[
It's okay, E. I'm here for you.
And I will take that trust and abuse it so I can steal this thread from you. >:3
I would NEVER attempt to steal a thread from Keaton!
Is it my thread time now? :<
no my turn :P
i have been here for longer then most remember and i shall be here a while yet.
What is mos t, I was here since the big move and so were you! :O
I think..
are you calling me a MegaDuse? or is that your way of saying "It's Show Time?"
Nobody is calling you anything, except possibly somewhat spelling challenged. No criticism intended - I'm a little personality challenged, myself, so no thrown stones...
sympathy from the box? you surprise me llearch.
That's the way he rolls.
Is it my thread time now?
Not yet, no.
i cast daze and confuse! this thread is mine!
/me cannot be immobilized. ( Immune to Stun, Snare and slowing effects )
/me cannot be confused
/me cannot be dazed
Why is stun so effective on some people?
I am stunned that people can be stunned!
don't ask me that spell has yet to work for me and the one time i got a by it was a draw.
It's okay, e. We'll let it slide this time.
Can we have the next page yet, no? Awh :<
don't worry Aiyno it's coming.
How dirty it is. :3
Indeed. Any minute now...
Every second.
please stop counting my breakers are burning
I can't see the screen from here.
I can't see anything from here. Yet.
draws some eyes on the box. see them now?
What about my eyes? :mowninja
Are you a box?
Some days I just feel like becoming a box.
Don't you ever feel that way?
nope but sometimes i feel like a cave bot from time to time
Can it be my topic now, please?
But.. I have been good, I promise :<
i'm sorry but you time with this thread is up. please try again later
I'll try now.
good luck with that
Thanks.
I'll tell them that you are coming.
I typed up a blow-by-blow comparison-and-contrast between Fa'Lina and Judge Holden last week. I've never read Blood Meridian. Just thought I'd share that.
i have no ideal what you are talking about on moment will i find a picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head for you.
:bunny wants topic.
:bunny has family.
:bunny needs topic.
Bunny be banned for obscuring the conversation. ;-]
sorry boxy this is the wrong topic for that statement. Error 303
This time.
This time.
This time.
and later not any more?
More now.
Entertain.
Error 578 Entertain components missing.
In related news (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G5arh3qC5c) I read (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39uwEKnYb9I) the newspaper and (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBPf8ko3I2Q) was bored. Also I had some really good cheese today. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrnYE7cufMs&p=E15080B1882D6F1A&index=95&shuffle=25734&playnext=20)
come play invisible friend
I already am going to come, but we need more people.
Anyway, this topic has my flag in it now. I dare you to pull it out. :<
Well, if you insist.
do i double dog dare the box now?
Playing time never ends, you only make them think it ends.
Look! Over there!
it's a mound of dirt! :erk
Iocaine comes from Australia, and Australia is entirely peopled by criminals, and criminals can not be trusted, just as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
your making my head hurt
Escargot.
The french tried to take over the world, however halfway there they deemed it too much effort to continue.
Later on, Hitler tried again, but got conquest-blocked by a Russian winter.
in the year 2012 i will conquer the world... because something horrifying has to happen in 2012 for the prophecy to come true :U
So... what was the horrifying thing?
me having that type of power? i think <.<
When the pizza man was tortured and asked where the pizza was he stated that the pizza had been pizzanapped by intergalactic time travellers on google scooters wielding iswords and drinking pepsi-cocacola
... and cats and dogs cohabiting...
hey ! i've seen that show!
huh? WHAT?!
!
O_
/|
/\
VWING!
!____
On_.
^Supposed to be Snake...
uggghhhh METAL GEAR! :U
tinker tailor, solider sailor , my bullet strikes all without distinction!
... is your bullet incoherent?
perhaps it's just had a few too many?
This is just in:
Tytaj wants to be the last poster! And Tytaj promises that Tytaj will do anything Tytaj can to obtain it.
So Tytaj is forced to talk like Nutmeg o.o Tytaj.
I would like to wish Tytaj the best of luck and success in the endeavor to be the last poster!
e is trying to calculate the odds of Tytaj's success but lacks sufficient data
But Tytaj's will is strong and Tytaj's memory will be supported by sticky notes throughout this endeavour! Tytaj.
Sticky notes... that's the little pieces of paper that we write our passwords on and stick to the monitor so we don't lose them, right?
Exactly. Appropriately titled "Password" with indication of what it is a password for.
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on October 29, 2010, 12:52:40 PM
Sticky notes... that's the little pieces of paper that we write our passwords on and stick to the monitor so we don't lose them, right?
I'll have you know that I successfully remember 7 different passwords and 3 derivatives of those passwords D:
I think I do anyway..
( goes check )
I am certain D:
I figure my birthday is good enough, right?
a birthday? i'll need some Boco feathers for that.
Pie for birthday please or it did not happen.
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348...
Pi beats infinity!
But, what IS infinity?
Let's go to the end of it and find out.
E vs PII =/= universe /0
0 > 1
2 < 0
0 < 3
Zero is love.
Love is maple-syrup covered pancakes but do you know what that means?
some how i'm not sure i want to. but i think love is a nice hot waxing
I'd rather not be waxed, if it's all the same to you.
noo ! the evil box has stolen the thread with but four days to my victory.oh the humanity!
Huh? I don't get this thread. It's confusing me.
Quote from: yakanaj on November 16, 2010, 04:26:16 AM
Huh? I don't get this thread. It's confusing me.
In theory, its purpose is to "be the last poster" in the thread.
Since that contest will remain undecided as long as people keep posting, no one partaking in the contest wants to not be the last poster, and there are no "rules" besides "the last poster wins the title of Last Poster", it basically turns into an excuse to post whatever you feel like posting.
Can I have topic now please, topic is very friendly ^_^
but the box took it from me when i had four days till win. i want it back
Deny.
aww do you want to make a robot cry (http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff200/fv00189.htm)?
I want to have this, please. E just ignore this post, please.
I want to have that. E, do something about the poster above me.
Stop being such a ...
just stop it! D:
system on line loading weapons system. bad spelling and grammar at the ready.
*headdesks*
No, bad mao. No topic.
:<
you tell him tytaj!
Shouldn't you be doing something else?
Like, anything else?
No need to answer. ;)
All right then, I won't.
huh... it's 18:06 EDT, on Tuesday, November 30, 2010. What are the odds?
first of December. 24 more days till Christmas!
I will have your soul! :<
sorry it's not for sell or stealing (not that you would try to steal something massing more them 190 Sols and 3 times the size of jupiter )
Fine, I'll just steal one of those 190 Sols. :P
I need some recipe ideas for use with anchovies. Main course, snack, hors d'oeuvres, whatever. I've been experimenting with jams, jellies, preserves, even marshmallow, and no luck so far. Seems "sweet" and the fish doesn't really go together. Dill pickles hold some promise, but not the sweet gherkins as I suspected. Since I changed my eating habits to be more healthy I do not eat pizza as often, and need to find something to do with all these cases of anchovies that i bought for said pizzas. I figured a Victory Dish for whoever IS the last poster here featuring the wonderful anchovy would be something unique and tasty.
so, any recipe ideas?
that depends do you like octopus ink and tuna oil?
Hey, I'm game to try anything at this point.
i'm sorry i meant squid ink but here you go re
http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/515497
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* 3 tbsp flat leaf parsley
* 2 spring onions, finely sliced
* 1 tbsp mint leaves
* 1 tbsp basil
* 1 tbsp capers, rinsed
* 3 tinned anchovies, rinsed
* 2 tbsp olive oil
* 250 g squid ink pasta
* 14 cooked peeled prawns, shells removed
* 1 small mild fresh chilli, deseeded and finely sliced
* a squeeze of lemon juice
* salt, and freshly ground black pepper
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1. Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Set aside 1 tbsp flat-leafed parsley and 2 tbsp of the sliced green parts of the spring onion to use when serving.
2. Place the remaining parsley and spring onion in a small food processor or blender bowl. Add the mint, basil, capers, anchovies and blend until the mixture is well combined and finely chopped. Slowly add the olive oil to give a sauce consistency. Season to taste (you may not need any salt) and set aside.
3. When the water is boiling, add the pasta and some salt and cook according to the packet instructions or until the pasta is al dente - tender but with some bite. Drain.
4. Return the drained pasta to the pan and add the herb sauce, prawns, chilli, plus lemon juice to taste. Toss well then transfer to serving dishes. Garnish with the reserved flat-leafed parsley and sliced spring onions. Sprinkle generously with freshly ground black pepper and serve.
So..... where do the anchovies fit in?
I won't give up, I won't give in.
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on December 01, 2010, 10:15:35 PM
So..... where do the anchovies fit in?
it's part of step to you add it into the blender stuff with the mint
Add the mint, basil, capers, anchovies and blend until the mixture is well combined and finely chopped. you might want to add a little more anchovies and ink then the recipe suggest for flavor.
I guess I'll have to give that a try. So far the only promising thing I've found is anchovies and pickled herrings on a cracker with a touch of spicy mustard.
that doesn't sound very tasty. but hey go with what you've got.
Roll the dice till everyone dies.
Are there any applicable modifiers to the dice roll? d6? d10? d12? d20? d100? ...
good question. do we get any stat boosters either?
+101% chance to die. d6, d10, d12, d20, d100, d128, d256, d512, d1024, d2048
that's just plain mean and plane wrong
I thought it was a pun.
No no, not a pun, uh, what's that thing that reads the same way forwards as backwards? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE)
You mean like Racecar?
Non.
wow noon!
mom
evening.
not even close. try pop instead
candles with fire,
Palindrome: "A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!"
Veni Viddi Vici!
I came, I saw, I cleaned.
:3 :B
close but no cookie!
I came, I saw, I baked cookies.
Some links NSFW due to swearing but this is the last poster so...Also Tissues. Grape-flavored munchies ate grandma. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVwr2_YlWx8)
Remember (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCuOzAIG_0I) my (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UM75xMOJJo&feature=related) post (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAxqSFRTmDc)? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCFirUbjXcU)
... No, as a matter of fact, I don't remember your post.
Quote from: proeliator bradypodidae on December 06, 2010, 11:07:02 PM
I came, I saw, I baked cookies.
may i have some before the box strikes and takes them all?
:bunny
I send lightening.
thanks for the recharge. now have a cookie!
I have become a fan of Robot Chicken.
i think that old man wiles brother was the one responsible for that but i forget.
Probably for the better.
Let's dance, everything going to be okay~~
Good morning, good morning~~ HELLO TO THE WORLD!
Shawty is like a melody in my head...
Cat and a pussycat, ta da dum da dum da da da dum dum.
insert generic line here!
so electric.
the prophecy is a lie!
in before; so is the cake.
Just stop right there, what do you think you are doing?
Spam? This isn't spam! THIS IS SPARTA!
Connection to reality lost, try to reconnect ? :OK:
For noxus, DEMACIA!
The sad mummy is on fire, why no one hug the sad mummy?
This sentence is supported by symbols.
Exclamation mark hates the period so much, but he always is just a line ahead.
I came, I saw, I left.
Quote from: That_wolf on December 13, 2010, 09:32:24 AM
I came, I saw, I left.
:<
... <.< ... >.>
*whispers*
Please don't come back...
Now Aiyno don't be mean!
I wasn't being mean... I... I... was...
I'm greedy :< as long as it doesn't hurt peoples feelings...
I can them what I would like them to do...
because...
that...
is my way of living! :B
Shopping.... where's my +10 mace of bargains?
It left with That_wolf.
does he have my lost marbles as well?
Quote from: e_voyager on December 14, 2010, 09:52:12 AM
does he have my lost marbles as well?
They're in his pants.
everyone please stop posting after this, I mean it guys. :[
Okay, Keaton. You just have to ask.
but now it's ruined, Llearch... besides... Keaton doesn't want this to stop... her mouth says no... but her eyes say yes, yes, keep going! TAKE THIS TO THE GUTTER :U
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 14, 2010, 11:28:55 AM
Okay, Keaton. You just have to ask.
Thank you llearch, you are very considerate. :]
Quote from: Basilisk on December 14, 2010, 11:31:38 AM
but now it's ruined, Llearch... besides... Keaton doesn't want this to stop... her mouth says no... but her eyes say yes, yes, keep going! TAKE THIS TO THE GUTTER :U
You can't debase my character with your double-entendre, sir. No. Unlike the other people in this thread, I will keep a stiff upper lip and harden myself against your saucy remarks. You can moan all you like, but in the climax of it all,
I will come out of this on top.Good lord I'm terrible at this. D:
Keats! hugs :hug it's been an age. let me regal you with tales of my voyages from the past 3 centuries or so.
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on December 14, 2010, 11:43:52 AM
Quote from: Basilisk on December 14, 2010, 11:31:38 AM
but now it's ruined, Llearch... besides... Keaton doesn't want this to stop... her mouth says no... but her eyes say yes, yes, keep going! TAKE THIS TO THE GUTTER :U
You can't debase my character with your double-entendre, sir. No. Unlike the other people in this thread, I will keep a stiff upper lip and harden myself against your saucy remarks. You can moan all you like, but in the climax of it all, I will come out of this on top.
Good lord I'm terrible at this. D:
I was thinking about pulling out of this little game... but now, am having second thoughts, i think i'll stay in for now... and enjoy myself. I feel your grasp of the situation is far more firm than you realize. This back and forth play is most amusing, but if you truly wish this to reach it's explosive peak, it's climax, i think you'll find i'm quite the stiff competition. With this in mind, i must ask: Do you think you have the the mental endurance, the moral flexibility, and the depth of whit to come out on top?
Darn him!
I really needed that mace
Gunny, you're interrupting Basilisk and Keaton in the middle of their act. I'm sure they won't mind entertaining a third party, but one really ought to keep a firm grip on things, lest they slip in and out of your grasp, dripping onto the floor. With an even stroke, however, you can thrust right to the heart of the argument, and pierce even the tightest of objections; the resultant screams are ineffective, and should be beaten with a measured pace.
And, of course, while coming out on top is to be lauded, one should not fail to take in the benefits of the obverse position, particularly with depth in mind. Rubbing this into one opponents' face should be saved for the truly witty occasions, however. To do otherwise would halve the wit present...
how does a box know theses thing. what kinds of unmentionable things have been stored in you to give you... i'm going to stop before i start lest i find my self processing things that would give everyone here nightmares of boxes and robots doing things that shouldn't be done.
The box has spawn, e. How else did you think I'd learn about the birds and the bees?
... Not to mention the box is older than most of you young whippersnappers....
until i reach the age of 1 thousand years i shall consider myself young.
That's okay, e. I'll consider you young, too. Or at least simple. ;-]
how is the little box-top doin?
topping out, I think.
ah but will they blend? Lorenda was sent to a base public school so that she could blend you know.
Well, if we use a blend-tech blender they will.
Nah. Some things just don't blend.
Oil and water, for example?
You sure?
Can anything truly be a flawless certainty?
And there were no survivors.
Not today, no.
i can blend them. i just need radio waves matches