She'd probably give her right leg to be out of there right now.
DP has no respect for the undead. And Dan now has a reason to stay and fight. Or grab the girls and run.
DP spotted that she was undead right away, which is interesting. I wonder if he's being so civil to Dan because he's a fellow Creature, what with the wings and all?
Panel 3. Oh yeah, gay for Dark Peg. <chuckles>
Quote from: Tapewolf on July 11, 2008, 04:20:25 AM
DP spotted that she was undead right away, which is interesting. I wonder if he's being so civil to Dan because he's a fellow Creature, what with the wings and all?
i had kinda guessed that he is either trying to be classy or he thinks that by being charming he can get some dan booty.
this calls for a sucker punch
Quoteyour tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Quote from: TheDeere on July 11, 2008, 04:28:38 AM
Panel 3. Oh yeah, gay for Dark Peg. <chuckles>
DPXDan love spark? really dp wasted his time talking to dan.
explaining all things while the rest just wakes up, and then he wants to make undead stew and tells dan to take a step back.
hrm..... Love is in the air?
Poor Dan. Everybody always assumes the worst. ;)
I just meant that DP is quite a guy! Amber draws sexy very well. Looks like you could bounce a quarter off his abs.
Oh boy..Put on your rain ponchos!
Mebbe now we get to see what pod puppy can do? :3 Suckerpunch works, too.
I just feel sorry for a certail green fellow Dal: thats a lotta potential splash damage, in all meanings! @_@
Quote from: Tapewolf on July 11, 2008, 04:20:25 AM
DP spotted that she was undead right away, which is interesting.
I think the fact that he can see into her skull might be a hint. :p
*Alondro notes that DP is distracted and wide open!* Now's your chance Dan! Stab him with the spork and save the day. Oh, I'm a hero, by the way, so I know how to vanquish villains. :3
Quote from: Mwa on July 11, 2008, 06:26:20 AM
I think the fact that he can see into her skull might be a hint. :p
Meaning his heat-vision ability? AFAIK her only broken side is on the left of the strip, covered by the hair. Unless of course it's her weird-coloured eyes that tipped him off.
Quite likely that he already knew about her in particular as they did identify her as an undead earlier for processing to become a death knight.
Quote from: Tapewolf on July 11, 2008, 04:20:25 AMDP spotted that she was undead right away, which is interesting. I wonder if he's being so civil to Dan because he's a fellow Creature, what with the wings and all?
I also wonder why he's being civil to Dan. I don't think the creature bit is the explanation - after all, undead count as creatures. Maybe DP is just easily distracted.
Well, at least he's being polite about the whole thing. I'm genuinely starting to think of at least this early version of DP as a bit more Affably Evil: you know, he's a nice guy except for the fact that he's evil!
Quote from: Paul on July 11, 2008, 09:20:05 AM
I also wonder why he's being civil to Dan. I don't think the creature bit is the explanation - after all, undead count as creatures. Maybe DP is just easily distracted.
Yes, but Dan looks like an Angel... DP is a Demon. My thought was that DP would see him as something like a potential equal, maybe an ally. Remember Regina and her "We were meant to be together!" thing? Something like that. Whereas an Undead is just a step or two above a Being.
Dan's still wearing his adventurer's robe underneath the dress~ Isn't it magic resistant iirc?
gooey.
Well it's just a good thing Dan happens to be right at crotch-punch level. :3
Dan: *steps between* "Yeah, that undead kina saved my life from an adventurer earlier, so if you try to splatter her I'm going to have to stab your face."
DP: "...Amusing notions of you actually being able to injure me aside, dealing with an adventurer that would try to kill my hostages is far more important than dividing up the meat. Good day, miss." *storms off*
Dan: "Are you alri-"
DP: *pops back in* "Which way was this adventurer?
Out of the frying pan and into the fire...
Quote from: TheDeere on July 11, 2008, 04:28:38 AM
Panel 3. Oh yeah, gay for Dark Peg. <chuckles>
Agreed. Very... much... agreed...
*droolio*
Since the spork was identified as being the second time Dan defeated DP, it's time for something else unexpected. Perhaps Aliyka and Shanna (any remaining clothing?) pop in to at least interrupt his attack.
perhaps dan could use his sexy allure to distract DP thus allowing escape. show of some leg!
come to think of it, demonology says the Undead were a failed attempt to create an army of evil by a demon.
could it be DP is that demon? That would explain why he hates them
Quote from: Jack McSlay on July 11, 2008, 06:31:00 PM
come to think of it, demonology says the Undead were a failed attempt to create an army of evil by a demon.
could it be DP is that demon? That would explain why he hates them
Wow...
that might very well upgrade DP to super-villain status... if it's true.
EDIT: My user-rank is now "Fuzzy Fluffball." I think my Evil Jyrras avatar is planning revenge of some sort.
I hope she survives! ;.; She wouldn't be cute at all as a dead-dead splatter. o-o
Quote from: LigerJet on July 11, 2008, 11:56:25 PM
I hope she survives! ;.; She wouldn't be cute at all as a dead-dead splatter. o-o
I didn't realize that corpses were the hotsome.
hotsome, smexah, and numbly
...
Okay, do we all remember what Dr. Jyrras looked like when the wheel o' death landed on Shounen-ai? Okay, now imagine what he looks like right now.
That's the expression on my face.
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 12, 2008, 01:12:10 AM
hotsome, smexah, and numbly
Disturbing at first, but not so bad when you consider that undeath prevents the rotting of anything that doesn't get damaged, and they are intelligent enough to consent. One just has to be gentle so as to avoid... damaging tissue.
Quote from: Ganurath on July 12, 2008, 01:22:01 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 12, 2008, 01:12:10 AM
hotsome, smexah, and numbly
Disturbing at first, but not so bad when you consider that undeath prevents the rotting of anything that doesn't get damaged, and they are intelligent enough to consent. One just has to be gentle so as to avoid... damaging tissue.
Okay, I will confess that maybe Fluffy's strike-down of theories regarding the Undead having offspring should have hinted at this, but I'm starting to realize that people really have thought of all of this. I need tea.
well i personally agree with dp i meanim still trying to get the guts out of my carpet :mowcookie yum
Quote from: Ganurath on July 12, 2008, 01:22:01 AM
Disturbing at first, but not so bad when you consider that undeath prevents the rotting of anything that doesn't get damaged, and they are intelligent enough to consent. One just has to be gentle so as to avoid... damaging tissue.
Unless you're paying for it, what does the Undead get out of lying there like a lump of fish?
I mean, I'm sure they can find something better to do with their time than lie about letting someone else get their jollies. And then there's the cleanup afterwards...
:erk
Alright, I'm weird enough but even I didn't want to fall into this conversation. It's nice to know people think far ahead like that as well, and well... disturbing too.
I'd even rather talk about Dark Pegasus wanting to get some Boudin.* :boogie
*Sorry, requires explanation. Boudin, a Cajun dish usually pronounced 'BOO-Dan.'
I extracted that sad joke from this post,
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 11, 2008, 04:29:22 AM
i had kinda guessed that he is either trying to be classy or he thinks that by being charming he can get some dan booty.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 12, 2008, 02:41:43 PM
Quote from: Ganurath on July 12, 2008, 01:22:01 AM
Disturbing at first, but not so bad when you consider that undeath prevents the rotting of anything that doesn't get damaged, and they are intelligent enough to consent. One just has to be gentle so as to avoid... damaging tissue.
Unless you're paying for it, what does the Undead get out of lying there like a lump of fish?
I mean, I'm sure they can find something better to do with their time than lie about letting someone else get their jollies. And then there's the cleanup afterwards...
You're assuming that the Undead in question has no emotional attachment to their partner. That alone can be enough to want to make them 'happy.'
... if they had an emotional attachment, wouldn't they be hitting on them? In the "gnawing at your ankles" way that Jyrras made so popular?
always keep in mind we were told that all undead feel no pain- but only SOME undead cant feel anything else. thus it can be assumed that the majority can still feel pleasure in many things, except food, and thus sex would probably still be fine.
of course, spending a few centuries with little but sex and any other hobbies on hand.... they may just get bored with sex.... how do cubi keep interested after two thousand years?
QuoteLife is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 12, 2008, 10:39:58 PM
of course, spending a few centuries with little but sex and any other hobbies on hand.... they may just get bored with sex.... how do cubi keep interested after two thousand years?
Well, given that under the Cubi Mind Powers mini-section they talked about how Cubi have basically seen it all, that's a really good question. My theory is that Cubi use their dream-invasion powers to invent new fetishes... but that's just me.
Quote from: Jairus on July 12, 2008, 10:42:05 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 12, 2008, 10:39:58 PM
of course, spending a few centuries with little but sex and any other hobbies on hand.... they may just get bored with sex.... how do cubi keep interested after two thousand years?
Well, given that under the Cubi Mind Powers mini-section they talked about how Cubi have basically seen it all, that's a really good question. My theory is that Cubi use their dream-invasion powers to invent new fetishes... but that's just me.
That'll be quite... weird wouldn't it? Maybe they stop caring about it, or they don't do it as often as most people believe...?
Oh! And did anyone else notice that DP is missing one of his head horn things compared to his previous appearance?
Dude, all I said is that she's cute. Ya'all are a buncha pervs.
Hey, you started it. We're just taking this particular train of thought a little too far. Actually, way too far.
I wonder how Dan's gonna save her.
Quote from: LigerJet on July 12, 2008, 11:05:00 PM
Dude, all I said is that she's cute. Ya'all are a buncha pervs.
Or meerly desperate.
Quote from: Ganurath on July 13, 2008, 02:00:53 AM
Quote from: LigerJet on July 12, 2008, 11:05:00 PM
Dude, all I said is that she's cute. Ya'all are a buncha pervs.
Or meerly desperate.
... you took it way beyond desperate. Right off hand, I've been grossed out along the same lines as ******, *** **** *** ***, and ******.**. Censored to prevent anybody else from figuring it out, but I have little doubt some minds will easily be able to figure the previous mind scarring events.
just because they're dead dosent mean they aren't people anymore- they need love too
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 13, 2008, 03:05:18 AM
just because they're dead dosent mean they aren't people anymore- they need love too
Well, the Undead (http://www.missmab.com/Demo/undead.php) article
does mention that some of them try to get their old lives back and succeed. I guess that they are all that they were before they died, just... undead. Yeah, that's deep.
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 12, 2008, 10:39:58 PMof course, spending a few centuries with little but sex and any other hobbies on hand.... they may just get bored with sex.... how do cubi keep interested after two thousand years?
Perhaps they do other things instead, like botany and cold showers. Or indeed politics and other such amusing things. (Such as giving both sides of a conflict lots of weapons and putting the result on pay-per-view.)
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 12, 2008, 10:39:58 PM
QuoteLife is a sexually transmitted disease.
... with a 100% mortality rate.
Quote from: LigerJet on July 12, 2008, 11:05:00 PM
Dude, all I said is that she's cute. Ya'all are a buncha pervs.
Yes?
Oh, that was it? I thought you were going somewhere... ;-]
8) You only see D.P.s arm position at the moment, before the big 'splortch' . Is he hiding a big , pump up water cannon filled with tomatoe sauce ? ( remember the comment about the mess, could end up fun ... )
Well beyond the bunny being cute, I've always been fond of spell casters so I kinda hope she doesn't buy it. :D
Quote from: Mowser on July 13, 2008, 03:38:37 PM
Well beyond the bunny being cute, I've always been fond of spell casters so I kinda hope she doesn't buy it. :D
What? Undead have to buy their own gravestones?
Great Scott that's ludicrous!!
I would simply like to point out that, although I didn't notice it before, DP is, in fact, very fuzzy. (At least his chest is.)
Quote from: Gamma on July 13, 2008, 09:58:00 PM
Quote from: Mowser on July 13, 2008, 03:38:37 PM
Well beyond the bunny being cute, I've always been fond of spell casters so I kinda hope she doesn't buy it. :D
What? Undead have to buy their own gravestones?
Great Scott that's ludicrous!!
I believe Mowser is shortening the phrase 'buy the farm.' Of course, this is also ludicrous since the Amazonian military isn't likely to compensate the family the departed financially, let alone sufficiently to fund the purchase of a farm, let alone when the departed has already died previously.
Quote from: !KCA on July 13, 2008, 11:41:30 PM
I would simply like to point out that, although I didn't notice it before, DP is, in fact, very fuzzy. (At least his chest is.)
Hey, villains have to look good too. You think they get those ugly scars because of explosions? Heck no, those are villainous feng shui, designed to attract darkness and angst to them, and also guaranteeing them an enemy of some kind. In this case, DP has apparently decided to cultivate his chest
hair fur, thus making him some form of sex
god...
demon...
creature. In another example, Dr. Jyrras decided to use goggles to hide his al-too cute eyes from the world... wow, if Dr. Jyrras had created some form of prime-time TV starring him and only him, he'd have the world eating out of his hand in no time. Instead, he plotted world domination and got involved in shounen-aiing someone to death. Poor Dr. Jyrras.
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 02:08:13 AM
Poor Dr. Jyrras.
It was only five hours. I swore I was almost done for. It wasn't
that bad.
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on July 14, 2008, 03:18:00 AM
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 02:08:13 AM
Poor Dr. Jyrras.
It was only five hours. I swore I was almost done for. It wasn't that bad.
So cold... so very very cold...
PS: On another note, it's nice to officially meet you, Janus. I was warned way back on my first day that I'd eventually bump into you.
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on July 14, 2008, 03:18:00 AM
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 02:08:13 AM
Poor Dr. Jyrras.
It was only five hours. I swore I was almost done for. It wasn't that bad.
Consider my brow arched.
Quote from: Ganurath on July 14, 2008, 03:51:21 AM
Consider my brow arched.
Warning: Shonen-ai (http://www.missmab.com/DLoads/DMFA_Wallpaper21_800.jpg).
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 03:52:59 AM
Quote from: Ganurath on July 14, 2008, 03:51:21 AM
Consider my brow arched.
Warning: Shonen-ai (http://www.missmab.com/DLoads/DMFA_Wallpaper21_800.jpg).
...I can't believe it took me this long to figure out Janus is a guy.
Quote from: Ganurath on July 14, 2008, 03:53:58 AM
...I can't believe it took me this long to figure out Janus is a guy.
I don't think you need to worry... I've made a few mistakes on the forum so far (as for other forums... let's not go there). It's one of the side-effects of conversing in an arena where basically everyone's name is made up and you basically have to guess. Even poor Turing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test) might have a problem with the internet.
Of course, I'm not Janus...
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 03:22:20 AM
PS: On another note, it's nice to officially meet you, Janus. I was warned way back on my first day that I'd eventually bump into you.
Yes, yes. The warning was probably about me being a pink whirlwind of shonen-ai or something like that. I'm a regular terror, apparently. Is this a face that looks like it could do you any harm?
Quote from: Ganurath on July 14, 2008, 03:53:58 AM
...I can't believe it took me this long to figure out Janus is a guy.
Amber recorded eight e-mails during the arc questioning the gender. I've seen various other mistakes made across the internet too. It's old. Very old. *shrug* Frankly, I think people do one of two things: assume Janus is pronounced like Janice, or in the case of art they see pink and think "oh, must be a girl."
We now cease your derailment and return you to your regularly scheduled comic thread.
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on July 14, 2008, 05:27:12 AM
I'm a regular terror, apparently. Is this a face that looks like it could do you any harm?
Does insulin shock count?
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on July 14, 2008, 05:27:12 AM
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 03:22:20 AM
PS: On another note, it's nice to officially meet you, Janus. I was warned way back on my first day that I'd eventually bump into you.
Yes, yes. The warning was probably about me being a pink whirlwind of shonen-ai or something like that. I'm a regular terror, apparently. Is this a face that looks like it could do you any harm?
Not really. But then again, I'm not Dr. Jyrras.
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on July 14, 2008, 05:27:12 AM
Frankly, I think people do one of two things: assume Janus is pronounced like Janice, or in the case of art they see pink and think "oh, must be a girl."
Isn't Janus pronounced "Ya-nus" or "Ia-nus" or something like that? Besides, everyone should know that it takes a real man to wear pink...
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 10:45:17 AMQuote from: Janus Whitefurr on July 14, 2008, 05:27:12 AM
Frankly, I think people do one of two things: assume Janus is pronounced like Janice, or in the case of art they see pink and think "oh, must be a girl."
Isn't Janus pronounced "Ya-nus" or "Ia-nus" or something like that? Besides, everyone should know that it takes a real man to wear pink...
1. I should hope the former. I feel sorry for anyone with a name that sounds like... Well, take out the first letter.
2. Donovan Deegan must die.
3. It was the pink that threw me for a loop, combined with how the guys always look somewhat effeminite when Amber's doing the drawing. Remember when Wildy brought the boys to the club or, I dunno, the current story arc?
Quote from: Ganurath on July 14, 2008, 12:54:10 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 10:45:17 AMIsn't Janus pronounced "Ya-nus" or "Ia-nus" or something like that? Besides, everyone should know that it takes a real man to wear pink...
1. I should hope the former. I feel sorry for anyone with a name that sounds like... Well, take out the first letter.
2. Donovan Deegan must die.
Well, I think that it's more like "Yah-nus" or "Ee-ah-nus," rather than "Yay-nus" or... the other one.
And why must Donovan Deegan die?
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 01:01:01 PM
And why must Donovan Deegan die?
Yah-noos. Although it depends on where you're from, and hence what your accent is...
Donovan Deegan wears pink. He's also extremely good with a sword, which explains how he can get away with it. He's a proponent of "real men wear pink"...
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 14, 2008, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 01:01:01 PM
And why must Donovan Deegan die?
Yah-noos. Although it depends on where you're from, and hence what your accent is...
Donovan Deegan wears pink. He's also extremely good with a sword, which explains how he can get away with it. He's a proponent of "real men wear pink"...
Close enough with the pronunciation, though I think we can all agree that the "Ja/Ya/Ia" does not have the "A" pronounced as "Ay." And I can see why Donovan Deegan must die: he is in competition with our Janus. Of course, I got the "real men wear pink" saying from a t-shirt, so it's not like I'm trying to be original here...
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 14, 2008, 01:25:04 PMYah-noos. Although it depends on where you're from, and hence what your accent is...
Ya sure, yoo bet'cha, that's how Ole and Sven pronounce it.
Quote from: AmigaDragon on July 14, 2008, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 14, 2008, 01:25:04 PMYah-noos. Although it depends on where you're from, and hence what your accent is...
Ya sure, yoo bet'cha, that's how Ole and Sven pronounce it.
Oh, you did not just say that...
So Sven walked up to his neighbor Ole's fence and said, "Hey Ole, you should be more careful about closing your blinds at night. I saw you and Lena making love for hours last night."
And Ole said, "Hah, the joke's on you! I wasn't home last night!"
My grandparents used to tell me Ole, Sven and Lena jokes all the time when I was a kid. They're from that area of the US, so they knew a lot of them.
Man, now I'm feeling the need to tell one now...
So Lena comes up to Ole and says, "You've got a sign outside our house that says boat for sale. But you don't have a boat, all you've got is your John Deere tractor and your combine."
"Yeah, they're boat for sale."
So Lena says to Ole, "Ole, why are ya sitting naked in the living room with no clothes on?"
And so Ole says to Lena, "Well, no one's gonna come to visit me today so I thought why bother."
"But you've got yer hat on."
"Well, ya never know."
Okay, does every thread on this forum eventually become whatever people want it to be, or is it just me?
Back on topic, I just noticed that Dan's dress is backless... which answers my question of how he got his wings through the little holes in the back of his dress: the back of his dress is just one big hole!
yeah, high front neckline, VERY low back neckline. I've noticed that long ago with his red dress... robe.
And considering how his robe has basically been cut down into a very loose shirt, I'm starting to wonder how the heck it's held together? Magic Cubi threads?
EDIT: My ranking is now "Telemarketer?" :erk Evil Jyrras is once more planning his revenge.
Well, telemarketers are inherently evil. Otherwise, they wouldn't continuously call during dinner.
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 04:14:17 PM
And considering how his robe has basically been cut down into a very loose shirt, I'm starting to wonder how the heck it's held together? Magic Cubi threads?
Since he has fur instead of bare skin, maybe something like Velcro inside on the shoulders would help hold it there.
Quote from: AmigaDragon on July 14, 2008, 04:49:44 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 04:14:17 PM
And considering how his robe has basically been cut down into a very loose shirt, I'm starting to wonder how the heck it's held together? Magic Cubi threads?
Since he has fur instead of bare skin, maybe something like Velcro inside on the shoulders would help hold it there.
That is a very interesting mental image right there. :aack But you know, it just might work...
OTOH, I just figured it was like my halter tops - around the neck & back and it stays put.
Quote from: VSMIT on July 14, 2008, 04:39:20 PM
Well, telemarketers are inherently evil. Otherwise, they wouldn't continuously call during dinner.
Yes, but Telemarketers are worse than Lawyers. Evil Jyrras prefers plans of world-domination, not soul-crushing horror. There's a difference.
Quote from: AmigaDragon on July 14, 2008, 04:49:44 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 14, 2008, 04:14:17 PM
And considering how his robe has basically been cut down into a very loose shirt, I'm starting to wonder how the heck it's held together? Magic Cubi threads?
Since he has fur instead of bare skin, maybe something like Velcro inside on the shoulders would help hold it there.
Yeah, but wouldn't it pull at your fur every time you tried to remove it? Besides, I don't think Dan's fur is "curly" enough for it to work that way. I kind of like AmigaDragon's idea about the halter tops: I would not have though of that.
Amiga's idea? No... That was Lena. Looks like you blended their posts together and didn't even realize it.
Quote from: VSMIT on July 14, 2008, 07:09:39 PM
Amiga's idea? No... That was Lena. Looks like you blended their posts together and didn't even realize it.
Crud... sorry about that Lena and AmigaDragon... I'd fix it, but I think it's better that everyone see how badly I can screw up... as if any of you need more proof. Thanks for catching that.
RADA RAAADDDAAAAAA!!!
Hey, Schnitzel!
Come to think of it, most creatures wear very little clothing. Not that I'm complaining, that is...
Well this is breaching those nasty subjects again... so! I wonder just how badly undead splatter anyway. Are we talking pizza pocket commercial splatter.. or something less?
Maybe burrito thrown against a wall? I somehow doubt we'll get to see it in the coming comics, though.
place gerbil or other small pet of the rodent variety into saran wrap and then microwave- thats the kind of splatter
Quote from: Brunhidden on July 16, 2008, 01:38:54 AM
place gerbil or other small pet of the rodent variety into saran wrap and then microwave- thats the kind of splatter
Um... well... hm... wow...
Well, there are a handful of different responses to this comment, pretty much all of which revolve around exactly how it is you know what kind of splatter level such a combination has.
I wonder if there's a site for it like that Blender that can blend anything...
Quote from: Mowser on July 16, 2008, 07:05:21 AM
I wonder if there's a site for it like that Blender that can blend anything...
... I can't even look at a simple scrape or a little bleeding cut without feeling nauseous (I'm not hemophobic or anything, injuries just creep me out: hospitals do it too me too), so I really really
really do not want to Google that, do I?
essentially its a recepe for hot dogfood, the saran wrap actually contracts when heated as the body would expand- thus its both an explosion and implosion.
.......
just so you know, i never did this, my brother did however. but he also experimented with feeding antacids to seagulls with exciting results.
i was never a fan of killing that way im more of a fan of this :kruger