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The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: bill on August 25, 2006, 10:32:55 PM

Title: I want.
Post by: bill on August 25, 2006, 10:32:55 PM
http://www.outdoorlife.com/outdoor/photogallery/gallery/0,20036,1304110,00.html
D:
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Dakata on August 25, 2006, 10:34:44 PM
It looks so...dangerous...and shiny...and awesome.

...Dakata want, Dakata want! D:
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: thegayhare on August 25, 2006, 10:44:28 PM
why?
the grip is so wide you'd never be able to use one of those tools or blades?
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Kasarn on August 25, 2006, 10:47:45 PM
You don't need the blades, it's makes a perfectly good bludgeon and all hetero guys know that if you hit something hard enough it'll do what you want :P
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: bill on August 25, 2006, 10:48:14 PM
That, or you can hold it with both hands. Or legs.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: thegayhare on August 25, 2006, 10:53:44 PM
Quote from: Kasarn on August 25, 2006, 10:47:45 PM
You don't need the blades, it's makes a perfectly good bludgeon and all hetero guys know that if you hit something hard enough it'll do what you want :P

nothing wrong with blunt

I've got a soft spot in my heart for big heavey smashy mases and hammers
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 01:02:47 AM
:eek  Where do you put it?  I don't think it would even fit in my cargo pants! D:  ...Ok, maybe I was exagerating...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Manawolf on August 26, 2006, 01:03:34 AM
Or you can just have one thing out at a time and hold it in the middle.  It's not like they have anything sharp facing out before you pick open one of the tools.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Rowne on August 26, 2006, 02:10:39 AM
The ultimate tool, the holy-grail of all constructor items.  Still, I see much potential in this tool for abuse and that's a crying shame.  It's still an awesome tool if used properly though, very awesome.

Also, on a related note ... here's something that if I were rich, I wouldn't mind buying for myself and everyone I know (http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/the_worlds_smallest_one_person_helicopter.php).
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 02:25:26 AM
Wow, that would be so bad-ass!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Manawolf on August 26, 2006, 02:31:53 AM
Just as easy, but when you fall off a bicycle, you're not speeding to the ground so quickly or at such a great height.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 02:33:54 AM
Yes, well, neither are you strapped into a bicycle. ;)
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 03:21:54 AM
all i need is my pocketknife....specially to eat oranges in front of home at staurdays morning watching by neighboor's daughter wash and clean the front garden in her mini shorts...life doesn't get any better than this...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 03:38:12 AM
QuoteYou're pretty sick, Chubs.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 03:56:36 AM
huh.....i hope you're not talking to me there...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 03:59:49 AM
I was.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 04:16:54 AM
when am i sick for watching a pretty same aged as me girl get wet in her mini shorts????i mean, she knows that is provocating, so she still does it cause she wants to...so, again, why am i sick?i would be sick if i was looking to some dude! (nothing against gays please)
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 04:36:49 AM
Hmm, guess I should have put a :P after the quote.  Note to self - Sarcasm is too hard to detect through text alone...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 04:55:21 AM
it just makes me mad sometimes how americans face some things...
always with a twisted mind...things differ from place to place ya know...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 04:57:40 AM
Rest assured, I'm very well aware of that. ;)
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 05:01:37 AM
ok i am sorry for being an ass....so what was this topic about anyway?
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 05:42:51 AM
A really effing big pocket knife. :lol
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Rowne on August 26, 2006, 05:50:48 AM
In my case, knives and nifty airborne modes of transport (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/l39-jet/index.html).
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 05:58:34 AM
boys toys!!!!!!!!
lol look at the price lol!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 26, 2006, 07:48:55 AM
Not bad for a jet. :-)
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: bill on August 26, 2006, 07:51:30 AM
350K's a great price for an old Ruskie jet. Too bad they sold out.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Rowne on August 26, 2006, 07:52:54 AM
Indeed.

Though it has to be said, even though it's decidedly more expensive, I find this to be more desirable than that jet (http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=415&src_t=cat&src_id=boystoys).

What is it with online British gadget/novelty stores and being guano-quality insane?
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 07:53:51 AM
too bad huh? hahaha....
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 11:56:35 AM
i want- http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/20058705/Images/Scorpion_1.jpg
i also want- http://www.flytying.dk/images/Dragon%20sword.jpg
http://theunicornshoppe.com/oscommerce/images/35653a.jpg
http://www.reigninggifts.com/images/34215MetallicDragonWithSword40.bmp

my life would be so much better
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: mini-lion on August 26, 2006, 02:27:41 PM
anyone played around with any swedish fire steel? Thats something for outdoor use, or scaring away anyone in particular....
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/754d/  (thinkgeek a garage/office away from home)
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 02:49:30 PM
*runs aroung in circles* i want it!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: ITOS on August 26, 2006, 03:35:18 PM
I want a muffin...

:meh
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 06:25:53 PM
i wanna help...

http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=911.0
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 06:28:51 PM
i want a clone to do everything i dont want to
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 06:29:01 PM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/xzexze/funny/frustration.jpg)

>>
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is that allowed?
FYI it's just to be funny
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Roureem Egas on August 26, 2006, 06:29:55 PM
That does not follow, Leafar.

I want fast food for some reason.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 06:35:01 PM
hehe, point has been understood
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 06:35:48 PM
unholy crap....what DOES  follow in this world? :s
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 06:39:21 PM
a great question indeed
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 06:43:45 PM
thank you for your  understanding .......
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 06:44:51 PM
no problemo hehe^^
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 06:47:03 PM
*knows what Topher is trying to do* XP
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 06:47:56 PM
oh secrets!!!!!!!!!tell me tell me!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 06:49:02 PM
he's tryin to pull a Xze....

FORUM POWER!!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 06:54:06 PM
hehe i lose, i hafta clean my moms interior of the car
you win this time....haha
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 06:54:06 PM
hehe i lose, i hafta clean my moms interior of the car
you win this time....haha
i already conquered the forum once =P
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 06:58:50 PM
mmmmmmmmmm....... *confused?*
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 07:03:38 PM
oh, so have i
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 07:05:43 PM
k, xze....answers now!!!!!!!!!!!! :x
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 07:06:32 PM
no, hahha i conquer
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:11:25 PM
riiight
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 07:12:24 PM
no....seriously, check it out
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 07:13:05 PM
mmmmmmmmmm......:/????????
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 07:14:02 PM
XDDDDDD
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:14:11 PM
Quote from: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 07:12:24 PM
no....seriously, check it out
did. you aint' conquered nuttin.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: bill on August 26, 2006, 07:16:03 PM
This has strayed a bit from knives.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:18:11 PM
indeed. however, this thread IS titled 'I Want'....
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: bill on August 26, 2006, 07:19:19 PM
Well, it WAS referring to the knife. Which I want.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:21:38 PM
lol, and i showed my dagger/swords X3
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 07:21:42 PM
well i want i more so  xD
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:24:19 PM
Topher, stop trying ^^

you won't do it...i'll stop you at every turn ^^
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: bill on August 26, 2006, 07:25:17 PM
Mayhaps I can add a big-ass sword or dagger to that.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:26:28 PM
perhaps...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 07:26:57 PM
please sam....
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: bill on August 26, 2006, 07:27:46 PM
Hey, aren't you allowed to carry Swiss Army knives on airplanes?


*thinks*
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:28:58 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on August 26, 2006, 07:27:46 PM
Hey, aren't you allowed to carry Swiss Army knives on airplanes?


*thinks*
i dunno..probably not...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: bill on August 26, 2006, 07:30:02 PM
Damn, I thought that SA knives were exceptions. Because I would buy that, and try to get through security.
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:33:34 PM
lol, RIIIIGHT

tho it depends where you want to go i think...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 07:37:27 PM
Pfft, you can't even get on planes with beverages anymore. :rolleyes
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:38:38 PM
i know.

heck, and i thought i was scared to drive...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 07:48:06 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on August 26, 2006, 07:37:27 PM
Pfft, you can't even get on planes with beverages anymore. :rolleyes


yeah....todays days sux!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 07:49:06 PM
god no, they wont let you even take liquids on board for christs sake, anyways....

yes i can^^
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:53:56 PM
Give up, topher. you won't win >:3
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 07:54:43 PM
what :evar

man ive been wanting to use that
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 07:55:02 PM
man....i need to take flights (my work) yet i hate it so much.....
IF there was some other way......japan?speedy trains?????
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 07:58:38 PM
i want a kitty  :mowsad
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 08:01:04 PM
no i want ze kitty
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Leafar on August 26, 2006, 08:02:45 PM
ME TOO......A XZEN KITTY!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 08:03:49 PM
now i want a doughnut
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 08:04:03 PM
your wish is granted.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/xzexze/animals/Fatalis_by_Goldenwolf.jpg)
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 08:04:33 PM
but i want a doughnut
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 08:05:59 PM
ok.

*gives him a box*
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 08:19:34 PM
this has chocolates! you lie!!!
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/fusheelantreeno/untitled-1.jpg)
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 08:24:17 PM
Oooohhh... Toooopheeeeeer..


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/xzexze/funny/zmwaha.jpg

MWAHAHAHAAA!!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 08:26:21 PM
oh i did that millions of times
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 08:27:27 PM
how many?
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 08:27:55 PM
4 million
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 08:30:56 PM
i got you beat by 5 mil
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 08:32:31 PM
4 million times 354684923+645329758237986549246241957216577461186171274531425731276512572165766572675216572657256

ha!
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Dakata on August 26, 2006, 08:35:20 PM
Spamming Being off-topic is bad, mmkay? :B
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 08:38:31 PM
ok...
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: Nikki on August 26, 2006, 08:50:00 PM
i want Ghey Sechs D:
Title: Re: I want.
Post by: bill on August 26, 2006, 08:51:23 PM
Can I upload it to LimeWire?