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Village Square => The Lost Lake Inn => Topic started by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 20, 2012, 03:37:21 AM

Title: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 20, 2012, 03:37:21 AM
Hehehehehehehe.

Reminds me of that old joke about the guy driving down the road in a beamer, just cruising, and gets overtaken by a guy on a pushbike. So he speeds up, and passes the bike... and a little later, the biker goes past again, pedalling furiously. So he speeds up again, and overtakes the guy again, only to have the pushbike go past again, pedalling for all he's worth.

Eventually, he gives up, and decides to pull over and see if he can ask the biker how he can ride so fast. So he signals, pulls over, and the biker pulls in after him. He gets out, and before he can say anything, the biker says "Thank god you've stopped. My braces were caught in your bumper."
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: MT Hazard on February 20, 2012, 04:40:38 AM
Ooooh! Ice cream truck! (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/PD_15.php)
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: D'ymkarra on February 20, 2012, 05:58:35 AM
Quote from: MT Hazard on February 20, 2012, 04:40:38 AM
Ooooh! Ice cream truck! (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/PD_15.php)

Hehe..I'm sure a lot of people had forgotten about that mini-arc  :mowmeep


Something, something,..letting sleeping demon mares lie?
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: joshofspam on February 20, 2012, 07:53:31 AM
Heheheheheh!

I can only imagine what Kria's first impression of her first ice cream was. :)

Let's not forget, Kria can also fly, I see this as hilarious version of Jeepers Creepers. >:3
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Ignuus66 on February 20, 2012, 08:53:19 AM
Even worse than ice cream trucks are scrap metal collectors in our small town. You can even hear them 4 kilometers away. Also they always come at weekends, which only adds to the annoyance.
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: SolarWings on February 20, 2012, 09:58:26 AM
Quote from: joshofspam on February 20, 2012, 07:53:31 AM
Heheheheheh!

I can only imagine what Kria's first impression of her first ice cream was. :)

Let's not forget, Kria can also fly, I see this as hilarious version of Jeepers Creepers. >:3

Oh gawd, my sides! x3 That would be be the best movie ever!
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: justacritic on February 20, 2012, 09:59:41 AM
Drive Ice Cream men Drive before you're added to the 52 flavors
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Ryy Lazurus on February 20, 2012, 10:02:06 AM
I'm surprised that they didn't think to give Kira an offering of Rocky Road in a vat.
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Ross on February 20, 2012, 11:00:11 AM
Quote from: Ryy Lazurus on February 20, 2012, 10:02:06 AM
I'm surprised that they didn't think to give Kira an offering of Rocky Road in a vat.

Jettisoning cargo might make them go faster... but it might also fuel an ice cream high for more (Kind of like hitting the turbocharger in an old fighter aircraft).  Either way, the only end I see for those poor souls is their truck in a wreck with Kira fending off children as she attempts to eat all the ice cream first.  Possibly while screaming "There can be only one!"

Either way, I'm turning the last three panels into my new desktop wallpaper.   :mowwink
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Viking ZX on February 20, 2012, 01:56:33 PM
I guess it'd be a lot easier to burn off calories when you can fly and cast magic. Dang you magic users, one more awesome perk to already impressive abilities. Nuts I say!
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Aisha deCabre on February 20, 2012, 01:59:03 PM
The way Kria's ears go *fwip* is just cute.  You can certainly get a lot of extra emotion out with ears and tails alone. x3

Incidentally, I haven't seen an ice cream truck since I moved.  Every neighborhood should have one.  :U
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Ignuus66 on February 20, 2012, 04:08:36 PM
Quote from: Aisha deCabre on February 20, 2012, 01:59:03 PM
  Every neighborhood should have one.  :U
Hell no. Not only are they annoying, they sell low quality ice cream (in my country at least) too.
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: VAE on February 20, 2012, 04:16:33 PM
Quote from: Ignuus66 on February 20, 2012, 04:08:36 PM
Quote from: Aisha deCabre on February 20, 2012, 01:59:03 PM
  Every neighborhood should have one.  :U
Hell no. Not only are they annoying, they sell low quality ice cream (in my country at least) too.

And where's that?

Besides, as long as the price isn't too bad..  I maintain that, say, vanilla or lemon icecream are quite hard to fuck up beyond tastiness.
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: joshofspam on February 20, 2012, 04:44:28 PM
Quote from: DoctorSolarWings on February 20, 2012, 09:58:26 AM
Quote from: joshofspam on February 20, 2012, 07:53:31 AM
Heheheheheh!

I can only imagine what Kria's first impression of her first ice cream was. :)

Let's not forget, Kria can also fly, I see this as hilarious version of Jeepers Creepers. >:3

Oh gawd, my sides! x3 That would be be the best movie ever!

Well at least it ammused you.

The only other thing I was thinking of was in the never ending story when Falcor chased the bullies. Also an amusing idea to think how Kria looks chasing them.

Though I would have to think this is a routine hazard these poor ice cream vendors have to deal with when passing her house. Our they fearing if she catches them or not giving her a good enough chase to enjoy her captured frozen dairy treat?
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Ignuus66 on February 20, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Quote from: VAE on February 20, 2012, 04:16:33 PM
And where's that?

Besides, as long as the price isn't too bad..  I maintain that, say, vanilla or lemon icecream are quite hard to fuck up beyond tastiness.
Hungary.
Well granted it IS cheap. (about 50-200 cent, depending on what amount you buy)
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: VAE on February 20, 2012, 06:49:29 PM
Quote from: Ignuus66 on February 20, 2012, 04:48:47 PM
Quote from: VAE on February 20, 2012, 04:16:33 PM
And where's that?

Besides, as long as the price isn't too bad..  I maintain that, say, vanilla or lemon icecream are quite hard to fuck up beyond tastiness.
Hungary.
Well granted it IS cheap. (about 50-200 cent, depending on what amount you buy)

Hmm, I'm from Slovakia!
Now, I don't know if I should rejoice, jump at your throat, or jump at your throat happily. (remember the panda cubi?)
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Surzsha on February 20, 2012, 08:57:57 PM
I'm surprised ice cream trucks haven't gone out of style yet.
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Ignuus66 on February 21, 2012, 07:41:59 AM
Quote from: VAE on February 20, 2012, 06:49:29 PM

Hmm, I'm from Slovakia!
Now, I don't know if I should rejoice, jump at your throat, or jump at your throat happily. (remember the panda cubi?)
Hey neighbor!
:hug
(I'm not xenophobic)
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: TimberWolf5871 on February 21, 2012, 11:54:49 AM
Suddenly I want to see Krya in a Cold Stone store. I can only imagine the look of bliss.
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: bradypodidae on February 21, 2012, 12:08:30 PM
As fun and excellent as the update is I was most pleased just to see Lucheek again!

Although a Being, Lucheek is quite the enchantress. I think she would be safe from Kria.

The ice cream on the other hand... *shudders at the mental image of the carnage*
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Attic Rat on February 22, 2012, 06:11:12 PM
It could be worse. For a while, some decades ago, somebody in Wichita Kansas had kids on three-wheel bicycles (equipped with dry-ice freezer boxes) selling ice cream bars. The legal setup was similar to that of paper-route carriers, to get around the child labor laws. Imagine one of those kids trying to stay ahead of Kria.
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Viking ZX on February 22, 2012, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Attic Rat on February 22, 2012, 06:11:12 PM
It could be worse. For a while, some decades ago, somebody in Wichita Kansas had kids on three-wheel bicycles (equipped with dry-ice freezer boxes) selling ice cream bars. The legal setup was similar to that of paper-route carriers, to get around the child labor laws. Imagine one of those kids trying to stay ahead of Kria.

This mental image is...awesome! Terrified trike-riding kid, his legs a blur as he shoots down the block, Kria right behind him, hands outstretched, desperate look on her face yelling "Rocky ROOOOaaad!"
Title: Re: 20/02/2012 [DMFA#1287] - I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream...
Post by: Ignuus66 on February 22, 2012, 07:56:02 PM
Quote from: Viking ZX on February 22, 2012, 06:49:36 PM
This mental image is...awesome! Terrified trike-riding kid, his legs a blur as he shoots down the block, Kria right behind him, hands outstretched, desperate look on her face yelling "Rocky ROOOOaaad!"
can't stop laughing, the mental image is too funny  :U