Either conspiracy nut or Paparazzi come to mind when I see this guy standing around outside.
Though that can't be good for his health being around once the Fey make the scene. Good thing that guy caught him. ;)
Okay, two points.
One: Dammit, we don't find out (yet) who Ishmael is.
Two: B&E - or, indeed, any sneaking about - is easier to avoid getting caught out at if you put the bloody cigarette out. You know how far away from yourself those things can be smelt? Miles. Just ask any non-smoker.
*grin*
Also, those golden-collared miscreants are on to you, boyo. ;-]
I wonder if this is his first time being escorted of a site by agents? :P
I would reply to the reporter "the collar is a fashion trend."
"No. *pause* ... Why haven't you left yet? Did you want to be arrested for trespass?"
Of course, we're not being asked the question out of the blue with no chance to think about how we're going to respond...