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Title: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Gryphon on August 19, 2006, 12:17:46 AM
Right. To the moderator who yanked away my "Scanner Darkly" thread. I review movies. I've done this on the last messageboard and I'm continuing the tradition. I even got a badge.

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/Gryphon_2/B-168.jpg)

Leave this thread alone.

Right. Down to business then.

I don't think I need to put spoilers on this thread. If you don't know what this movie is about you fail as a person on the internet. I'm sorry but you just do.

Needless to say this was a packed audience and practically everybody knew just what they were getting into when they bought this ticket. We razzed the previews pretty badly too.

Texas chainsaw massacre beginnings? "Not as tough as snakes!"
The covenant? "Needs more snakes!"
The "We want snakes!"

Things to do
Cheer when you first see Samuel L. Jackson.
Hiss at inappropriate moments in the theater.
Yell "Snakes on a plane!" during the five moments that the movie gives you. And I'm serious the movie gives you time to yell this out. You'll know when. They make it pretty obvious.
Cringe as every possible way there is to die by snakes happen.
Leave your suspension of belief at the door. You won't be needing it.
Stand up and cheer when Samuel L. Jackson delivers his legendary line "I've had it with these mother @%^& snakes on this mother @#%^** plane!" Standing ovation for two minutes. It was beautiful man.

Quite frankly. This is a movie you'll want to watch the opening weekend. Why? Because there is no replay value to this movie. You've seen it once it's done. You don't want to see it again. But while the people who made this movie famous are in there cheering screaming and what not THAT'S the time and place to be. The only possible thing to see during the credits is the music video. There is nothing after the credits. A good movie. Bring friends. It'll be much better.
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: King Of Hearts on August 19, 2006, 12:21:36 AM
A cult classic even before it was released, and from what I hear its cemented its status as such. I think I'll watch it now if for just the novelty of it.
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Damaris on August 19, 2006, 12:28:52 AM
annnnd, the thread is back in the game!
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Zedd on August 25, 2006, 02:25:08 PM
And soon there will be the blockbuster sequal...SNAKES ON A TRAIN!  :laugh
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: insanekaosx on August 25, 2006, 02:42:54 PM
Rage Turtles on a Submarine! >>

I was eagerly anticipating seeing it. Then all my friends saw it while I was away on family vacation.

There's onyl three left to kill..... >: (
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Taskidog on August 25, 2006, 04:11:57 PM
josh friedman's blog (http://hucksblog.blogspot.com/2005/08/snakes-on-motherfucking-plane.html)

There

the following comments contains things not sitable for children
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Netami on August 25, 2006, 04:29:20 PM
Cool read, Taski. Changing the title would have really sucked. They were smart to keep it SOAP.
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Taskidog on August 25, 2006, 05:03:43 PM
cause Samuel Jackson SAID SO


btw, looking on the wiki on SOAP, there are some parodies and fan goodies. Lots of them were "meh" to me, but this youtube video was the most entertaining --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wXI-DgdgfQ
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: KarlOmega1 on August 26, 2006, 01:51:43 PM
Ummmmm...All your snakes are belong to us?
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 02:48:55 PM
that movie looks silly and pointless.  Yeah it'd be pretty scary to have snakes on a plane, but....come on, it seems cheezy
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 26, 2006, 02:50:29 PM
Planes are too cold, all the snakes would do is sleep, then die more than likely. :P
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Manawolf on August 26, 2006, 03:09:47 PM
On a related note, I was in a Blockbuster the other day.  I swear, one of the movies on the shelf was "Snakes on a Train."  I **** you not.  I didn't even dare rent it, I'm not that much a of sadistic (or masochistic) horror movie fan.
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Miaka on August 26, 2006, 10:28:15 PM
the movie actually creeped me out quite a bit. << Mainly just a tad squeamish(cutting open that little boy's blister made me shudder) and feeling sorry for the snakes(what can I say? snakes are cute. <<)

And I kinda want to draw a picture of a snake furry in a aeroplane seat, just going "What?"
because I'm a freak like that.
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: topher chee on August 26, 2006, 10:53:56 PM
silly miaka
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 27, 2006, 08:38:37 AM
I'm presuming "cutting open the blister" was so you could suck the poison out?

Go read "Last Chance To See", by Douglas Adams - in it, a noted expert on toxic creatures has an extremely amusing chat with DNA about snakes, and being bitten by them, and how to cope, in the course of which he says "Yeah, sure, cut it open and suck it out. Rather you than me - all those blood vessels in the mouth are right near the surface, so you'll likely ingest enough to be fatal, but go right ahead!"

... This is the same guy who got asked, after changing the subject half a dozen times, "Isn't there any toxic creature you like?"

"He looked a bit sad, and said 'Yes, but she left me.'"

*giggle*
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Saist on August 27, 2006, 09:30:35 AM
hmm...

The romantic Comedy psuedo-seqeul will be : Ferrerts.... on a Train!
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Forestcat on August 27, 2006, 11:57:49 AM
Y'know that was a funny movie. :D Hilariously stupid, of course, but well, hilarious. Especially because everyone's so damnably stupid. ;) And omg snakes. Everywhere! I just started laughing at various points during the movie and couldn't stop *g*
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: King Of Hearts on August 28, 2006, 07:46:41 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/gigias/img069.jpg)

How's this for a sequel?
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: RJ on August 28, 2006, 10:30:05 AM
^ Squid on a Plane? Sounds like a hit to me!

I haven't seen it yet, but I'll be going tomorrow with a friend. No doubt I'll be giggling my head off at everything in it.

I'd also like to mention that the amount of references this thing has spawned amazes me. There's even horrible fanfiction.

And the name the sequel game is awesome.

Snakes on a Plane=
Snakes on a Train
Snape on a Plane
Voldemort on a Plane
Snakes in your Brain

XD And that's just the first few seconds of fun I had with one of my friends.
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Blazehawk on August 28, 2006, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: RJ on August 28, 2006, 10:30:05 AM
And the name the sequel game is awesome.

Snakes on a Plane=
Snakes on a Train
Snape on a Plane
Voldemort on a Plane
Snakes in your Brain

XD And that's just the first few seconds of fun I had with one of my friends.

I have one that was spawned after reading the Flintlocke webcomic on Gamespy: Gnomes on a Zeppelin  D: (yes, I play WOW too much)


Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: insanekaosx on August 28, 2006, 11:43:11 AM
Leets on a yalm.


if you get that, I will hug you.
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Blazehawk on August 28, 2006, 12:05:52 PM
Quote from: insanekaosx on August 28, 2006, 11:43:11 AM
Leets on a yalm.


if you get that, I will hug you.

Anarchy Online, good one by the way.

Now where's my hugs.  :3
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: insanekaosx on August 28, 2006, 12:29:43 PM
Quote from: Seraline on August 28, 2006, 12:05:52 PM
Quote from: insanekaosx on August 28, 2006, 11:43:11 AM
Leets on a yalm.


if you get that, I will hug you.

Anarchy Online, good one by the way.

Now where's my hugs.  :3

*Big hugs* You win :D
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 28, 2006, 01:26:20 PM
Aww. I still think jelly planes and snakes, and "Planes on a Snake!" was a good one.

Tasty, anyway :-)

*nyomnyomnyomnyomnyom*
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: RJ on August 29, 2006, 05:39:50 AM
I just saw it.

And....

ROFLCOPTER!

Like I said I would, I was laughing the entire way through it while my friend was just jumping out of his seat everytime there was a shock scene, poor guy ^_^;
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Miaka on August 29, 2006, 09:20:22 AM
Quote from: Seraline on August 28, 2006, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: RJ on August 28, 2006, 10:30:05 AM
And the name the sequel game is awesome.

Snakes on a Plane=
Snakes on a Train
Snape on a Plane
Voldemort on a Plane
Snakes in your Brain

XD And that's just the first few seconds of fun I had with one of my friends.

I have one that was spawned after reading the Flintlocke webcomic on Gamespy: Gnomes on a Zeppelin  D: (yes, I play WOW too much)



Toads on a boat, Anoles on a Trycicle..... Anoles on a Miaka(that one actually happened. they're so cute! <3 and they jumped on me.)
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Aridas on August 29, 2006, 12:46:08 PM
icebergs on a cruise ship?
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: RJ on September 02, 2006, 09:51:20 PM
Squirrels on a Plane!  :laugh
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: bill on September 02, 2006, 10:19:21 PM
Uh... Drakes on a Plane?
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 03, 2006, 05:08:31 AM
Quick! Get the camera!


(...and throw it away before the flash goes off...)
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Rowne on September 03, 2006, 07:15:06 AM
Just jumping in here with a quick note; I used to play Anarchy Online, I remember leets.  <.<  Were they those little things that run around and spoke in ... uh ... a really unique language at players and dropped helpful items upon being squished?
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: insanekaosx on September 03, 2006, 01:06:44 PM
Quote from: Rowne on September 03, 2006, 07:15:06 AM
Just jumping in here with a quick note; I used to play Anarchy Online, I remember leets.  <.<  Were they those little things that run around and spoke in ... uh ... a really unique language at players and dropped helpful items upon being squished?

If by unique language you mean abuse of the English language, and helpful items you mean not-really-helpful items, then yes.

http://aowiki.com/Leets

on similar note, I love this forum and you people even more upon learning there are felow Rubi-Kans, even ex Ribi-kans is nice >>
Title: Re: It's... Snakes on a plane!
Post by: Toric on September 03, 2006, 05:28:08 PM
Saw Snakes yesterday with a friend. A little late for the party, but it was a good experience even with a more vacant theater. My highlights:

By the by, REDUNDANT SPOILER ALERT!






Something you would never imagine happening to you while "walking the dog." A fellow moviegoer says loudly "That's messed up." I barely resist the urge to say "Amen to that" and instead whisper "Agreed" to my friend.

"Time is tissue." My friend and I giggled muchly, both of us being medically-inclined. That's going to quickly become a catch-phrase among zoology and anatomy classes.

The scene with the python, the "dirtbag retribution" scene that always sneaks its way into disaster films. Fairly accurate behavior for the hungry snake on crack, but somehow I doubt the python would have chowed down as soon as it did.

....Wow, if that's how Samuel L. Jackson treats a snake bite I'd hate to see how he'd deal with a guy with a head cold.

All in all, I enjoyed the movie. Much higher quality than I would expect from a film with so much word-of-mouth advertizing. The pre-release success of Snakes on a Plane is in itself remarkable. I might get the DVD just for the stories surrounding the following it gained from its name alone.