Okay I was at work and my thoughts turned to the Muppet show.
and in my boredom I made a startling realisation
Now you've got Gonzo the Great, and he's been Romantically linked with the chickens on the show. Despite his unrequited crush on piggy he seems to lean towards a lean bit of breast rather then a bone in ham hock. so with this in mind I remember scenes involving the weirdo carrying a rubber chicken...
On a kids show they had a puppet openly handling his latex date. come on he's got chicks just hanging off him but he can't chase a new piece of tail every night. so he comes home has a tall drink to relax and pulls out the rubber chicken to help take the edge off
I think you're putting entirely too much thought into a children's program.
And you probably need to take the edge off yourself.
LOL
Ohh I know I'm over thinking it but it makes a twisted kindaa sense
*chuckles*