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Village Square => The Lost Lake Inn => Topic started by: Nikki on December 06, 2010, 12:29:41 AM

Title: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Nikki on December 06, 2010, 12:29:41 AM
Holy criminy for the first time since I've been here I get to make one of these. SCORE.

So basically...nearly everything has a 'touch' of magic so nothing is really natural? that's...kind of cool.

Also; Jy's face in the last panel. I laughed HARD. So much win.


There is a laminator in front of the door.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: RandomMetaphysics on December 06, 2010, 12:37:46 AM
Quote from: Xze on December 06, 2010, 12:29:41 AM
Holy criminy for the first time since I've been here I get to make one of these. SCORE.

So basically...nearly everything has a 'touch' of magic so nothing is really natural? that's...kind of cool.
Congrats on your first new topic post! You win an internet cookie (http://freeinternetcookies.com/cookie/cookie.jpg)

I must say... Jyrras proved that he isn't just smart - he's a a fountain of knowledge! I wonder what else he knows...

On another note, I too did laugh out loud at Jyrras' expression in the last panel.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Inumo on December 06, 2010, 12:47:28 AM
I am totally turning that last panel into an avvie or fan bar when I get the time... Too awesomely silly.

Also, first panel, he seems a lot more mature suddenly, though that disappears with his gestures in the second panel.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Nikki on December 06, 2010, 12:48:03 AM
Fountain?

He's a bloody VOLCANO.

I don't know if he's fully erupted yet but-COOKIE. :mowcookie

And akshully my first DMFA Update topic in...what, nearly 5 years? Whoooaaaa.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Alondro on December 06, 2010, 01:04:41 AM
*Charline de Lyon frowns in the shadows*  The roo-rat knows too much... really, wayyyyyyy too much.  It made my brain hurt.  And now, off to the Council!

*Charles postulates that 100% natural would be bad... just because that's how this sort of thing usually turns out*   Like making the world asplode or something along those lines.  :3
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Jasonrevall on December 06, 2010, 01:13:10 AM
It's not the worst place for a laminator, I've seen one in someones abnormally large bathroom before. Talk about poor electrical safety. Or maybe it was a fax machine? I digress.

Quote from: Xze on December 06, 2010, 12:48:03 AM
Fountain?

He's a bloody VOLCANO.

I don't know if he's fully erupted yet but-COOKIE. :mowcookie

And akshully my first DMFA Update topic in...what, nearly 5 years? Whoooaaaa.

Watch out for his pyroclastic flow, it would be very deadly!
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Evilkritter on December 06, 2010, 01:22:08 AM
(http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm386/Evilkritter/LaminatorPlacementLOSEWIN.jpg)

It's the truth!

I laughed so hard it was sad.

On a different note: I postulate that 100% natural is 99.99% magic proof and would require an arduous process to re-magify. Such objects would disrupt/dispel any magic they come into contact with and probably hurt magic beings. 100% "natural" weapons = creature killers. It's a good thing Jyrras has close friends and allies, his discoveries in the wrong hands would be...'nuff said really.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Gamma on December 06, 2010, 01:27:48 AM
  :U
*Is in awe of nerdly awesome information block in the comic*
I love explanations of how worlds work, they make them so much more in depth when information looks like it came from a text book, or Wikipedia. The people inside make the story but the little details on the setting make it clear everything is being thought through thoroughly.
And yes, that laminator shouldn't be there, least not without a fern next to it.


On mice, I have had a couple give out on me over the years in much the same way Amber has. Though I have fixed some by desoldering the button on the left click and replacing it. Also I've replaced or cut out the bad sections of cord. I'm currently on a Logitech G5 for the past 3 years or so with daily gaming use. They don't make the exact model anymore. Its got quick speed adjustment buttons to slow down the cursor movement.
They used to make an equivalent too, but they stopped making that as well.
Unfortunately the closest one still available to my own is this one, G500 (http://www.logitech.com/en-us/mice-pointers/mice/devices/5750)

I wouldn't be able to guess why holding the left click down would be worse for a mouse then just clicking frantically; seeing as that's the only difference between the uses. :<
We may need to gather some resources and try and create an Amber-proof mouse. Like poor a solid adamantium mold for it, grab a NASA engineer or two so it could operate on the sun and what-not...

*Is booted upside the head.* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5kGUW6M7W0)

Or we could just get her another one...
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Arroyo Milori on December 06, 2010, 01:47:50 AM
Jy's face in the last panel is caption worthy. Might even good enough for an inside joke on the forums. >w>

But yeah, this is rather interesting information...
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: AmberCross on December 06, 2010, 01:59:14 AM
For quite some time I thought the laminator in the from door was the right amount of natural or something that made Abel's wards faulty. Of course that probably has more to do with Devin having a key and/or getting in and out before Abel made his wards than anything else...
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Madd the Sane on December 06, 2010, 02:32:01 AM
I personally thought the wards were for the room only.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: immortius on December 06, 2010, 02:37:56 AM
Could be worse, could have a cruxtruder (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002070) in front of the door.

Perhaps 100% magicless materials would act as a vacuum, not only being immune to magic but creating an anti-magic field around them. Or at least disrupting magic in the area, blackrock (http://ultima.wikia.com/wiki/Blackrock) style.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: skybluegill on December 06, 2010, 03:45:02 AM
I'm wondering if it works the same way for beings - like, if you ate nothing but 100% natural food since the day you were born, would you naturally be immune to magic?
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Tapewolf on December 06, 2010, 04:34:02 AM
I hope the paperclips weren't some important experiment.

Quote from: immortius on December 06, 2010, 02:37:56 AM
Perhaps 100% magicless materials would act as a vacuum, not only being immune to magic but creating an anti-magic field around them. Or at least disrupting magic in the area, blackrock (http://ultima.wikia.com/wiki/Blackrock) style.

Ultima 7 FTW.  Welcome to the forum, don't forget to read the rules and stuff...
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: AmberCross on December 06, 2010, 05:41:34 AM
Hmmm this makes me wonder about weres. Are their human forms like in some way 100% natural? Is that what their secret is? That they aren't varying their form but rather their magic to natural makeup which in turn alters their form? Thus the 100% natural human form is highly resistant to even fae and dragon magic while the feral and 'being' forms are at different percentages optimized for the purposes of insane spell slinging and something more balanced. This bears thinking on...
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Scrap Fish on December 06, 2010, 08:09:25 AM
Oh gosh, I just thought of this: you can't have 100% magic free. Using the classic "halving" trick where you can never get from A to B... Objects always have magic, even if only 0.000000000000000000000000000000001%
Auuuuuughhhhhhhhh!

Alright, I'm back.
Quote from: skybluegill on December 06, 2010, 03:45:02 AM
I'm wondering if it works the same way for beings - like, if you ate nothing but 100% natural food since the day you were born, would you naturally be immune to magic?
But if rocks and dirt are magical, how could food not be? And wouldn't you pick up magic from same said dirtrocks anyway?
Quote from: Evilkritter on December 06, 2010, 01:22:08 AM
On a different note: I postulate that 100% natural is 99.99% magic proof and would require an arduous process to re-magify. Such objects would disrupt/dispel any magic they come into contact with and probably hurt magic beings. 100% "natural" weapons = creature killers. It's a good thing Jyrras has close friends and allies, his discoveries in the wrong hands would be...'nuff said really.
It would require a high amount of power... Or little power over time. "Magnification" would become exponential with time, and since we don't know the rates, it's quite possible that a powerful magic user, when you need anti-magic the most, could overwhelm it quite quickly.
Or you could just use warded clotes like Dan.
Go magic-deflecting robes woot.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: joshofspam on December 06, 2010, 09:43:54 AM
I suppose another thing to think about is if you hit one hundred percent does the item stay natural after that?

Wonder if Deeb's or her sis will be behind that door? >:3
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Nikki on December 06, 2010, 10:13:43 AM
Quote from: immortius on December 06, 2010, 02:37:56 AM
Could be worse, could have a cruxtruder (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002070) in front of the door.

I certainly wouldn't mind ;)
Homestuck FTW.

Anyhow, We'll only see what a 100% Natural item'll do when...yanno, we get to see it.

But I like the idea of it having a force field to keep it natural.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Brunhidden on December 06, 2010, 10:13:48 AM
is it just me or does jyjy have a lot more neck then i remember?
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Attic Rat on December 06, 2010, 11:53:14 AM
Hmmm... I wonder if 100% magic-free iron feels unusually cold to magic-users..?
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Amber Williams on December 06, 2010, 12:07:19 PM
And now for something completely different: Partial Preview of Tonights comic being worked on:

(http://www.missmab.com/WRY/Omn_Hair.jpg)

One of my friends make a joke about Jy's new hair looking kinda spidery. And now none of you will be able to unsee it.

Nya. Ha. Ha. :U
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 06, 2010, 12:13:25 PM
Really? A spider? I always thought it looked more like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac's hair, although a bit understated.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Scrap Fish on December 06, 2010, 01:52:30 PM
So... Is Jyrras so smart because he has a connection to the hivemind?
Quote from: joshofspam on December 06, 2010, 09:43:54 AM
I suppose another thing to think about is if you hit one hundred percent does the item stay natural after that?
Trancendence of the natural world... Like a pure magical creature would likely be ethereal, a truly "pure" natural would be an extention to another plane... albeit in another direction?
Oh, maybe a existential plane sandwich, like:
(natural)?
Furrae
(magical)ethereal
Oh, maybe the natural end of the spectrum would be a sort of segue into the "real" world, and thus the way humans can (on occasion) enter into Furrae, perhaps by some intrinsic magical means? (As per Merlitz's sighting.)

I don't even make sense to myself anymore.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: schitzree on December 06, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
The Laminator in front of the door... would that be a Baby Laminator?

http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_613.php (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_613.php)
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: MT Hazard on December 06, 2010, 03:22:22 PM
What's 72.5%  good for? Come on, don't leave us in suspense!
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Tapewolf on December 06, 2010, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: MT Hazard on December 06, 2010, 03:22:22 PM
What's 72.5%  good for? Come on, don't leave us in suspense!

Lamination?
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Scow2 on December 06, 2010, 05:05:56 PM
I believe a 100% Unmagical Sword would be incapable of recieving magical enhancements, but could cut through anything in the World of Furrae, because it cuts through the magic holding the world together. Nice to see this world isn't unlike the Disc. Jyrras needs to make Captain Carrot's sword naow.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Jasonrevall on December 06, 2010, 05:48:18 PM
Quote from: Amber Williams on December 06, 2010, 12:07:19 PM

One of my friends make a joke about Jy's new hair looking kinda spidery. And now none of you will be able to unsee it.

Nya. Ha. Ha. :U

And now I shall have my first nightmare in several months, where my hair turns into a brain eating spider :\.
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Nikki on December 06, 2010, 06:22:55 PM
Quote from: Amber Williams on December 06, 2010, 12:07:19 PMOne of my friends make a joke about Jy's new hair looking kinda spidery. And now none of you will be able to unsee it.

That should make it in. Abel can go batcrap insane and shave his head bald.
Then make a wig out of his hair c:

Quote from: schitzree on December 06, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
The Laminator in front of the door... would that be a Baby Laminator?

http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_613.php (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_613.php)
Hodamn, didn't even think of that.

AMBER IS IT THE BABY LAMINATOR?
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Inumo on December 06, 2010, 07:29:45 PM
Quote from: Scrap Fish on December 06, 2010, 01:52:30 PM
Oh, maybe the natural end of the spectrum would be a sort of segue into the "real" world, and thus the way humans can (on occasion) enter into Furrae, perhaps by some intrinsic magical means? (As per Merlitz's sighting.)
Um, IIRC, that was in a D&D game he played...
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Scrap Fish on December 06, 2010, 11:02:08 PM
Perhaps someone needs to review... It was a completely legit flashback, though he has yet to prove it.
http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Arch_005.php
Title: Re: 12/06/2010 [DMFA# 1173] - Those Darn Laminators.
Post by: Anker Steadfast on December 12, 2010, 10:50:17 PM
Gee ... Jyrras has gotten a case of Headcrabs ?