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Title: Presented without commentary
Post by: Darkmoon on August 06, 2010, 10:48:47 PM
http://www.toplessrobot.com/Yogi%20Terror.jpg
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Jairus on August 07, 2010, 12:17:04 AM
"Hey, Booboo, looks like we got ourselves a biga-time movie here!"
"You said it, Yogi."
"Do-ya think that it might be a terrible one, Booboo-buddy?"
"I dunno, Yogi, do you steal picnic baskets?"
"Oh. Uh-oh."
I can actually do a pretty good Yogi and Booboo voice.

As for why I'm being so cynical... come on. It's Yogi Bear. And it's another live-action adaptation of an old cartoon, like the Smurfs. This... this just won't end well.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: bill on August 07, 2010, 12:24:40 AM
literally every piece of promotional material released on this film is terrifying, and i mean that in the legitimate sense
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Kafzeil on August 07, 2010, 12:26:52 AM
The poster is actually hilarious, though for reasons the makers never intended.

Of course, I got a dirty mind. >:3
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Reese Tora on August 07, 2010, 12:55:14 AM
The choice of tag lines...


:dotdotdot


:wrong
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Draken on August 07, 2010, 12:56:54 AM
BooBoo looks a little too happy.  For that matter, so does Yogi.  *Brrrrrrr*
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: bill on August 07, 2010, 12:58:33 AM
Great Things Come In Bears
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: bill on August 07, 2010, 12:58:56 AM
god dammit
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Jairus on August 07, 2010, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: bill on August 07, 2010, 12:58:33 AM
Great Things Come In Bears
Oh gods, I didn't even think about that! :erk

Must... resist... JOKES!
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Mao on August 07, 2010, 01:21:53 AM
And if you look at it.. one is behind the other. :3
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Jairus on August 07, 2010, 01:35:45 AM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on August 07, 2010, 01:21:53 AM
And if you look at it.. one is behind the other. :3

And quite a bit taller too. Makes me wonder what exactly Yogi is really referring to when he talks about "picanic baskets."
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Drayco84 on August 07, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
Great... They're raping another one of my childhood memories... *Sigh.* I sure hope my kids don't have to endure this shit when they get to be my age... (Assuming I ever HAVE kids...)
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Turnsky on August 07, 2010, 02:08:51 AM
i see this and think "yet another goddamn 3D movie abusing CGI"  :B

it's movies like this that make me appreciate Anime; Hayao Miyazaki in particular, more.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Tapewolf on August 07, 2010, 05:21:43 AM
I'm a little concerned about how dilated their pupils are.  What are they on?
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: RJ on August 07, 2010, 05:26:45 AM
It terrifies me that Justin Timberlake has the perfect voice for Boo-Boo. D:
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Keleth on August 07, 2010, 09:05:37 AM
You people are weak D:<

Did you not grow up through the 80's where all sorts of terrible and awful shows and movies happened? >:P
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Alteisentier on August 07, 2010, 09:07:30 AM
Oh look, another in the long line of resurrected cartoons to 3D movies in a vain attempt to garner cash through past audiences who have since grown up and fondly remember their terrible cartoons of youth and will bring their children in the hopes they can bond; only to waste money, time. And respect when their kid sees how fucking bad it is and wonders what the hell is up with their parents. Leading to a life long depression spiral.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on August 07, 2010, 09:34:49 AM
This is almost as annoying as that goddamned Cats and Dogs film. We don't need a sequel to an unmemorable film 10 years later.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on August 07, 2010, 09:50:20 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 07, 2010, 05:21:43 AM
I'm a little concerned about how dilated their pupils are.  What are they on?


If you follow the internal "logic" of the toons, probably whatever people are putting in picnic baskets.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Tapewolf on August 07, 2010, 09:52:22 AM
Quote from: Drathorin on August 07, 2010, 09:05:37 AM
Did you not grow up through the 80's where all sorts of terrible and awful shows and movies happened? >:P

Rose-tinted glasses FTW.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: superluser on August 07, 2010, 02:33:02 PM
Quote from: Jairus on August 07, 2010, 12:17:04 AMI can actually do a pretty good Yogi and Booboo voice.

How's your Ed Norton (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeryELn51NY) impression, then?  Hopefully better than Mike Epps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBs7pGeAOSc)'.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on August 08, 2010, 01:02:50 PM
This one has a Double whamy since I'm sure the kiddies grand parents remember the Yogi bear Christmas specials on the TV.   :mowignore sadly, this also means hollywood still isn't accepting cartoon ideas from anyone living or born since 1960.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Vidar on August 09, 2010, 07:27:06 AM
Quote from: Jairus on August 07, 2010, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: bill on August 07, 2010, 12:58:33 AM
Great Things Come In Bears
Oh gods, I didn't even think about that! :erk

Must... resist... JOKES!

The jokes with that tagline are way too obvious.
I bet someone intended it that way, but that the joke went over the heads of those in charge. Anyone who ever worked with management knows how stupid these people can be.

Somewhere out there is a peeon who goes like this :  :mwaha  every time he sees that poster...
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Drakesfyre on August 11, 2010, 12:35:49 PM
Way to take a crowbar to my childhood.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Joe3210 on August 13, 2010, 08:48:37 PM
Never seen a three way pun before.

Bear(animal), Bear(subculture), and Pair.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: bill on August 14, 2010, 09:53:17 AM
well that was obviously what they were going for
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: ShadesFox on August 14, 2010, 08:41:35 PM
I saw a movie poster for this today. Significantly less creepy. Still doesn't make it look any better. Horrifying in fact. Why Dan Aykroyd, why?
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Jairus on August 14, 2010, 11:05:29 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on August 14, 2010, 08:41:35 PM
I saw a movie poster for this today. Significantly less creepy. Still doesn't make it look any better. Horrifying in fact. Why Dan Aykroyd, why?
The money from Ghostbuster: The Video Game ran out.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on August 15, 2010, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: Jairus on August 14, 2010, 11:05:29 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on August 14, 2010, 08:41:35 PM
I saw a movie poster for this today. Significantly less creepy. Still doesn't make it look any better. Horrifying in fact. Why Dan Aykroyd, why?
The money from Ghostbuster: The Video Game ran out.

What money?
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Omega on August 17, 2010, 02:31:52 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on August 14, 2010, 08:41:35 PM
I saw a movie poster for this today. Significantly less creepy. Still doesn't make it look any better. Horrifying in fact. Why Dan Aykroyd, why?
Because it is still cheaper to recycle old sotries because we all are already familiar with these characters. If you don't want to promote these kind of movies don't go to see them.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Darkmoon on August 17, 2010, 04:43:15 PM
I really doubt anyone here was planning on it.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Reese Tora on August 18, 2010, 12:40:43 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on August 07, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
Great... They're raping another one of my childhood memories... *Sigh.* I sure hope my kids don't have to endure this shit when they get to be my age... (Assuming I ever HAVE kids...)

No worries, we have the internet now; thanks to rule 34, all childhood memories come pre-raped.
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: Kafzeil on August 18, 2010, 08:01:58 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on August 17, 2010, 04:43:15 PM
I really doubt anyone here was planning on it.

I can until the Rifftrax, thank you very much. :B
Title: Re: Presented without commentary
Post by: ooklah on August 25, 2010, 03:37:08 AM
Quote from: Reese Tora on August 18, 2010, 12:40:43 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on August 07, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
Great... They're raping another one of my childhood memories... *Sigh.* I sure hope my kids don't have to endure this shit when they get to be my age... (Assuming I ever HAVE kids...)

No worries, we have the internet now; thanks to rule 34, all childhood memories come pre-raped.

Even the childhood memories you didn't have yourself.