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Title: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Tapewolf on July 30, 2010, 05:25:09 AM
Anvils, hmm?  Much is explained.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: D'ymkarra on July 30, 2010, 05:36:17 AM
IIRC, Plucky Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r1knpIlcV8) (showing my age a bit here) suffered a similar demise many years ago...

For Mink however, this is just...inconceivable!




Hope you're feeling better soon Mabby...we all get in a rut now and then  :hug
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Turnsky on July 30, 2010, 06:17:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYmcD2HLs8A

>.>
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Tangent on July 30, 2010, 06:38:03 AM
*puts an imaginary kitten on Ambaaargh's head, which promptly festoons her hair with ribbons*

Hope the cute pinks the kitten used helps pull you out of your blues, Amber. ^_^
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Jasonrevall on July 30, 2010, 06:44:46 AM
Anvils keep fallin on my head. . oh wait, that's not how the song goes.

I know how those depressions that come outta nowhere can be. Have a good week Amber.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Drayco84 on July 30, 2010, 11:48:15 AM
QuoteTwo weeks after Abel's story ended, Mink died due to anvils.

................................................................
*Starts calmly breaking out the torches, pitchforks, and gets plane tickets to Canada...*

For a case of "Blah, I don't wanna do anything." I usually pop a nice game into a console...
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Alondro on July 30, 2010, 12:03:19 PM
Two weeks after Abel's Story ended, everyone still alive from the arc who had not yet been seen in DMFA had their souls eaten by Charline, who then became the primary boss villain and battled Dan to the death after he had achieved Super Cubiyan 3, with a power lever OVER 9,000!!!   D:
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Anri on July 30, 2010, 12:03:38 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on July 30, 2010, 06:17:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYmcD2HLs8A

>.>

I got a different song in mind....

Go squiggly.

GO Squiggly!

SQUIGGLY WINS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsiap4x66vo
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: liari on July 30, 2010, 01:37:02 PM
Ffffft, squiglies are unharmed by anvils, everyone knows that.  Now, if it had been pianos, on the otherhand...
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: lilpuppy23 on July 30, 2010, 01:38:26 PM
Quote from: MinkThis panel is full of lies! Don't listen to it!
I'm Fine!

Oh, okay. That clears up a lot.

Phew! Mink is fine!  :)

------------------------------------------------

Now for Aniz...  :shifty
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: PantheraLeo on July 30, 2010, 02:28:00 PM
Lies and slander! Everyone knows wild anvils are harmless unless provoked!

It was Kernel Sanders, in the home-ec class, with the salad shooter!
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Rambon on July 30, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
When was the last time anyone saw a cartoon on TV that used the Anvil gag? (no reruns please)
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: joshofspam on July 30, 2010, 03:04:58 PM
The virtues Cactus.
Let it's green and thorny hide never blind us to the home it gives to wild life around it or the few beauty given by its flowers that grow once and awhile
Well hope you feel better Amber. :hug

Anvil's are just one of many plot divices of hitting someone with for comic effect. Others include coconuts, as before mentioned pianos, mallets. Of course my favorite was pie.

But those anvils must have been filled with the opposite element of awesome. Does anyone know the opposing force of awesome?
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Maark30 on July 30, 2010, 03:07:36 PM
Quote from: Rambon on July 30, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
When was the last time anyone saw a cartoon on TV that used the Anvil gag? (no reruns please)

I belive that gag is owned by Acme and no one wants to get sued by them.

Just take your time Amber and do what you have to do to get out of that funk.  I get them myself so I know what it is like.  I always find that the best thing to do is snuggle with a significant other (when I had one) and watch stupid comedies.

Edit: Fixed your double post.  ~ Mao
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Drayco84 on July 30, 2010, 03:20:16 PM
Quote from: joshofspam on July 30, 2010, 03:04:58 PM
But those anvils must have been filled with the opposite element of awesome. Does anyone know the opposing force of awesome?
Either Suck or Fail.

Quote from: Rambon on July 30, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
When was the last time anyone saw a cartoon on TV that used the Anvil gag? (no reruns please)
Uhhhhh... Now that I think about it... When was the last time WB played Freakazoid?
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: VAE on July 30, 2010, 03:52:45 PM
In fallout PnP one of the results for critical fumble is that a small anvil materialises and injures you for 2d10 if i remember
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Anker Steadfast on July 30, 2010, 04:31:51 PM
Amber used a Monthy Python reference in the HTML document title on the main page!!
I thought Monty Python jokes was frowned upon ?

Quote from: Drayco84 on July 30, 2010, 03:20:16 PM
Quote from: joshofspam on July 30, 2010, 03:04:58 PMBut those anvils must have been filled with the opposite element of awesome. Does anyone know the opposing force of awesome?
Either Suck or Fail.

Nah, the opposing element of Awesome, is Awful.
Kinda obvious when you think about it.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: null0010 on July 30, 2010, 04:52:42 PM
 :<
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Anri on July 30, 2010, 05:53:34 PM
One other funny hting... now I picture Amber as a Cactuar. Watch out for that 1000 Needles!  D:
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Rambon on July 30, 2010, 06:47:11 PM
Quote from: Anri on July 30, 2010, 05:53:34 PM
One other funny hting... now I picture Amber as a Cactuar. Watch out for that 1000 Needles!  D:

... thank you for making my phobia flare up with that mental image.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: lilpuppy23 on July 30, 2010, 06:50:13 PM
Quote from: Rambon on July 30, 2010, 06:47:11 PM
Quote from: Anri on July 30, 2010, 05:53:34 PM
One other funny hting... now I picture Amber as a Cactuar. Watch out for that 1000 Needles!  D:

... thank you for making my phobia flare up with that mental image.

I thought it was 10K needles (10,000)...
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Anri on July 30, 2010, 06:53:22 PM
Quote from: lilpuppy23 on July 30, 2010, 06:50:13 PM
Quote from: Rambon on July 30, 2010, 06:47:11 PM
Quote from: Anri on July 30, 2010, 05:53:34 PM
One other funny hting... now I picture Amber as a Cactuar. Watch out for that 1000 Needles!  D:

... thank you for making my phobia flare up with that mental image.

I thought it was 10K needles (10,000)...

Depends on the game, or sometimes the Cactuar in particular. >_>
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Kenji on July 30, 2010, 09:59:15 PM
Anvils fall, everyone dies
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Lucheek on July 30, 2010, 10:00:18 PM
Hey! The rare canadiacti is revealed!

Also, long live Mink. @w@
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Gullible on July 30, 2010, 10:08:10 PM
Darn anvil gods get me every time.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Turnsky on July 31, 2010, 12:00:05 AM
Quote from: Anri on July 30, 2010, 12:03:38 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on July 30, 2010, 06:17:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYmcD2HLs8A

>.>

I got a different song in mind....

Go squiggly.

GO Squiggly!

SQUIGGLY WINS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsiap4x66vo

yeah but i can't think of anvils and not think of various warner bros skits.  :3

ooh ooh! i know, Mink must've been in the SAIA rendition of "The Anvil Chorus" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r1knpIlcV8) :U
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: TheAuldGrump on July 31, 2010, 12:41:10 AM
Quote from: Tangent on July 30, 2010, 06:38:03 AM
*puts an imaginary kitten on Ambaaargh's head, which promptly festoons her hair with ribbons*

Hope the cute pinks the kitten used helps pull you out of your blues, Amber. ^_^
No, you fool! Don't you realize that kittens are anvil magnets?!

Here, watch this! *Places a kitten on a trampoline painted with concentric circles.)

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

Let that be a lesson for you!

The Auld Grump - No kittens were harmed in the filming of this presentation.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Jairus on July 31, 2010, 03:37:16 AM
"Conjure Falling Anvil" is an incredibly useful spell that can cause great devastation if wielded by the wrong hands. Clearly, some prankster thought it would be funny to reenact a Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote cartoon without telling the Squiggly about this plan. Not so much a Squiggly as a Squishy then.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Tapewolf on July 31, 2010, 05:18:14 AM
Quote from: Jairus on July 31, 2010, 03:37:16 AM
"Conjure Falling Anvil" is an incredibly useful spell that can cause great devastation if wielded by the wrong hands.

Used properly it can also save your ass from an angry King's finger-of-death.

(http://it-he.org/u6/screen64.gif)
http://it-he.org/u6/screen64.gif
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Anker Steadfast on July 31, 2010, 08:58:40 AM
Dang Tapewolf, that was possibly the most obscure gaming reference I have seen in years !

Well done. :D
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Tangent on July 31, 2010, 09:12:16 AM
Quote from: TheAuldGrump on July 31, 2010, 12:41:10 AM
Quote from: Tangent on July 30, 2010, 06:38:03 AM
*puts an imaginary kitten on Ambaaargh's head, which promptly festoons her hair with ribbons*

Hope the cute pinks the kitten used helps pull you out of your blues, Amber. ^_^
No, you fool! Don't you realize that kittens are anvil magnets?!

Here, watch this! *Places a kitten on a trampoline painted with concentric circles.)

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

Let that be a lesson for you!

The Auld Grump - No kittens were harmed in the filming of this presentation.
That would explain the huge number of anvils around my home. The thing is, kittens may be anvil magnets, but they're apt at dodging them.

Besides. It's my shtick to put imaginary kittens on people's heads to cheer them up. ^_^
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Jairus on July 31, 2010, 10:21:29 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on July 31, 2010, 05:18:14 AM
Quote from: Jairus on July 31, 2010, 03:37:16 AM
"Conjure Falling Anvil" is an incredibly useful spell that can cause great devastation if wielded by the wrong hands.

Used properly it can also save your ass from an angry King's finger-of-death.

(http://it-he.org/u6/screen64.gif)
http://it-he.org/u6/screen64.gif
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on July 31, 2010, 08:58:40 AM
Dang Tapewolf, that was possibly the most obscure gaming reference I have seen in years !

Well done. :D
It's so obscure that I have no idea what it's from. Which game is it from, if I may ask?
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Lego3400 on July 31, 2010, 10:31:33 AM
In the event of falling anvils please use the provided tiny umbrella or sign reading "mother" or other comic phrases. While this will not help it will turn your grusome death into comedy for others
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Inumo on July 31, 2010, 10:43:37 AM
Quote from: Jairus on July 31, 2010, 10:21:29 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on July 31, 2010, 05:18:14 AM
Quote from: Jairus on July 31, 2010, 03:37:16 AM
"Conjure Falling Anvil" is an incredibly useful spell that can cause great devastation if wielded by the wrong hands.

Used properly it can also save your ass from an angry King's finger-of-death.

(http://it-he.org/u6/screen64.gif)
http://it-he.org/u6/screen64.gif
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on July 31, 2010, 08:58:40 AM
Dang Tapewolf, that was possibly the most obscure gaming reference I have seen in years !

Well done. :D
It's so obscure that I have no idea what it's from. Which game is it from, if I may ask?

I searched through the home site. It's apparently Ultima 6.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Anker Steadfast on July 31, 2010, 12:20:52 PM
Aye, Lord British was well known for throwing anvils.
On the forums too.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Tapewolf on July 31, 2010, 12:30:16 PM
Quote from: Jairus on July 31, 2010, 10:21:29 AM
It's so obscure that I have no idea what it's from. Which game is it from, if I may ask?

It is Ultima 6 - 1990, and one of the first PC games to support full colour and a sound card.  (I wasn't really expecting the screenshot to garner quite so much attention)

In this instance the game is in a particularly abnormal state.  The king, who is well known for killing the player with a single touch if you steal his mug of ale (after having said that you can help yourself to anything), has been replicated with the Clone spell and IIRC attacked using a crossbow to get him good and angry.
Some of the duplicate kings were then turned to the player's side using the Charm spell.  In order to prevent the player dying, the cheat mode (*) was used to summon many anvils to build a fence to protect him from the kings' wrath(s).

(*)The cheatmode was enabled by talking to one of the player's henchmen, Iolo.  If you say 'spam' 'spam' 'spam' 'humbug' a menu appears allowing you to create objects and perform various other operations.  With some additional utilities to make the objects permanent and a map editor to edit the walls, the cheat mode could be used to create intricate structures and my brother used it to create an entire private castle of his own.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: TheAuldGrump on July 31, 2010, 02:36:20 PM
Quote from: Tangent on July 31, 2010, 09:12:16 AM
Quote from: TheAuldGrump on July 31, 2010, 12:41:10 AM
Quote from: Tangent on July 30, 2010, 06:38:03 AM
*puts an imaginary kitten on Ambaaargh's head, which promptly festoons her hair with ribbons*

Hope the cute pinks the kitten used helps pull you out of your blues, Amber. ^_^
No, you fool! Don't you realize that kittens are anvil magnets?!

Here, watch this! *Places a kitten on a trampoline painted with concentric circles.*

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

'Mew?'
*Klang!*
*Boing!*

Let that be a lesson for you!

The Auld Grump - No kittens were harmed in the filming of this presentation.
That would explain the huge number of anvils around my home. The thing is, kittens may be anvil magnets, but they're apt at dodging them.

Besides. It's my shtick to put imaginary kittens on people's heads to cheer them up. ^_^
They are very adept at dodging them. I many, many repetitions of the experiment I never once found a kitten under the anvil, once it had dropped.

The same cannot be said for trampolines, watermelons (titled the Gallagher Experiment) , dollhouses, waterbeds, or inconsiderately parked cars. :P

The Auld Grump, who watched Mink pick up a kitten seconds before his unfortunate accident. However, he firmly believes that both kitten and Mink survived unharmed.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: ooklah on July 31, 2010, 09:33:48 PM
oh no!! the world ending anvil snakes have come back to get everyone! All bow before the anvil god! It HUNGERS!!!
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Inumo on August 01, 2010, 12:56:30 AM
Quote from: ooklah on July 31, 2010, 09:33:48 PM
oh no!! the world ending anvil snakes have come back to get everyone! All bow before the anvil god! It HUNGERS!!!

Transformice...?
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: BetaToxin5 on August 01, 2010, 02:22:57 AM
Anvils for the Anvil god!

It just had to be said  :P
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Raskahn on August 01, 2010, 07:49:09 AM
It had to be done.

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/Dave_Wolf_1983/Vol1131edit.jpg)
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Inumo on August 01, 2010, 10:01:42 AM
Quote from: Lone_Wolf on August 01, 2010, 07:49:09 AM
It had to be done.

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/Dave_Wolf_1983/Vol1131edit.jpg)

(http://www.zeigen.com/blog/wp-content/dramatic-chipmunk.gif)
:U
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Attic Rat on August 01, 2010, 01:56:14 PM
Eeeww...Then the floor would be wearing a Mink... Coating...

Quick, somebody give Mink a tiny little cocktail umbrella!
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: BetaToxin5 on August 01, 2010, 02:05:03 PM
*gives Mink a T-34 Tank*. What?! Am I overdoing it?
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Draken on August 01, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Nah, not enough.  Add some automatic machine guns, a few nukes, and maybe some planet busters.  Mink needs more firepower to defeat the Anvil Overlords.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Rambon on August 01, 2010, 02:59:35 PM
Quote from: Draken on August 01, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Nah, not enough.  Add some automatic machine guns, a few nukes, and maybe some planet busters.  Mink needs more firepower to defeat the Anvil Overlords.

Now i want to see a picture of this.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: VAE on August 01, 2010, 05:38:39 PM
Quote from: BetaToxin5 on August 01, 2010, 02:05:03 PM
*gives Mink a T-34 Tank*. What?! Am I overdoing it?
Quote from: Rambon on August 01, 2010, 02:59:35 PM
Quote from: Draken on August 01, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Nah, not enough.  Add some automatic machine guns, a few nukes, and maybe some planet busters.  Mink needs more firepower to defeat the Anvil Overlords.

Now i want to see a picture of this.
Since i am somewhat busy, and since i suck at drawing technology (even more than usual suckness ^^) this'll have to do
(http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~dm510/mink.jpg)
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Rambon on August 01, 2010, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: danman on August 01, 2010, 05:38:39 PM
Since i am somewhat busy, and since i suck at drawing technology (even more than usual suckness ^^) this'll have to do
(http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~dm510/mink.jpg)

I have been converted by the awesomeness of the smiley on the tank.
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Tangent on August 01, 2010, 07:35:08 PM
Might I say, danman, that that was a perfect 666 post for you? =^-^=

Though I still am amused by the thought of Mink picking up a kitten and thus attracting the eyes of the Anvil Gods... naturally, Mink survives as the Kitten Goddess protects her own. ^^;
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: Ryy Lazurus on August 01, 2010, 10:57:28 PM
I'm just surprised that Mink didn't say something along the lines of "The reports of my death have been greatly exargerated". Or perhaps "ANVILS! Puuuulllezzze. I'm too awesome for that!"
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: BetaToxin5 on August 02, 2010, 01:37:12 PM
Awesome work danman! Now we need to clone more Minks (or "persuade some minions to join our forces) , make more tanks and ammo and we could very well conquer a fair bit of territory.

Long live the Mink Dynasty :D
Title: Re: 30/07/2010 [DMFA #1131] - Death by Anvils
Post by: ooklah on August 03, 2010, 03:40:16 AM
Quote from: Inumo on August 01, 2010, 12:56:30 AM
Quote from: ooklah on July 31, 2010, 09:33:48 PM
oh no!! the world ending anvil snakes have come back to get everyone! All bow before the anvil god! It HUNGERS!!!

Transformice...?

very much so. I've been playing way too much.