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Title: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Mao on May 04, 2010, 08:56:15 AM
May the 4th be with you!  :3
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Alondro on May 04, 2010, 10:55:16 AM
*has a new T-shirt idea, using "Space Balls"*  I joined the Dark Side and all I got was this lousy Dark Helmet!   :giggle
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Jairus on May 04, 2010, 11:06:28 AM
Both of you are terrible. And what's worse is that I'm drawing a blank on puns right now. :< I mean, I guess I'd have to take a shot at it first, but I can't come up with anything halfway decent.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Mao on May 04, 2010, 11:08:40 AM
Ha!  You call me terrible like it would would phase me.  You should know by now that I take pride in that!
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: superluser on May 04, 2010, 11:26:05 AM
Quote from: Jairus on May 04, 2010, 11:06:28 AMI mean, I guess I'd have to take a shot at it first, but I can't come up with anything halfway decent.

Great pun, kid!  That was one in a million!

Actually, was that a pun?  Or am I confusing that with a palindrome, like "Bolton"?
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Mao on May 04, 2010, 11:57:03 AM
Jairus shot first?
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Jairus on May 04, 2010, 12:04:06 PM
Quote from: superluser on May 04, 2010, 11:26:05 AM
Quote from: Jairus on May 04, 2010, 11:06:28 AMI mean, I guess I'd have to take a shot at it first, but I can't come up with anything halfway decent.

Great pun, kid!  That was one in a million!

Actually, was that a pun?  Or am I confusing that with a palindrome?
Well, a palindrome is where something is spelled the same backwards and forwards, like "race car" or "mom." So it's definitely not that...

Bu yes, I will admit, it's a terrible reference to the "Han shot first!" meme. I won't deflect any criticism here or force you to accept it, but we could all just saber this light verbal sparring. Just don't maul me for keeping them up, and I swear this isn't some insidious plot to invader your brain.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: bradypodidae on May 04, 2010, 12:12:47 PM
Revived for today's auspiciousness- John Williams is the Man! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4)
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Mao on May 04, 2010, 05:08:15 PM
Quote from: Jairus on May 04, 2010, 12:04:06 PM
post full of groaners...

That post was either really good, or absolute pudu.  On this, the council is not yet decided.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Drayco84 on May 04, 2010, 11:10:33 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 04, 2010, 05:08:15 PM
Quote from: Jairus on May 04, 2010, 12:04:06 PM
post full of groaners...

That post was either really good, or absolute pudu.  On this, the council is not yet decided.
This council is... Those puns were terrible!

*Exits the topic driving a...*
(http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/9447/spaceballslarge011uy.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Keleth on May 05, 2010, 12:22:02 AM
Only one man would DARE give me the Raspberry!
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Mao on May 05, 2010, 05:39:22 AM
Lonestar!  Oh Spaceballs.  I love you so.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Drayco84 on May 05, 2010, 12:35:01 PM
Yeah... I really wish they HAD made a "Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money"...
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Unsilenced on May 05, 2010, 01:57:02 PM
Quote from: Drayco84 on May 05, 2010, 12:35:01 PM
Yeah... I really wish they HAD made a "Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money"...

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

And furthermore:

No.

Bad idea.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Sunblink on May 05, 2010, 03:31:51 PM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 05, 2010, 01:57:02 PMAnd furthermore:

No.

Bad idea.

This. Mel Brooks is brilliant, but sequels in general make everything stale. Well, that's unfair - I mean most sequels. Besides, Spaceballs was good as a stand-alone movie, much like Pirates of the Caribbean, Shrek (well, the first two Shrek movies) and every Disney movie ever.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: superluser on May 05, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on May 05, 2010, 03:31:51 PMThis. Mel Brooks is brilliant, but sequels in general make everything stale. Well, that's unfair - I mean most sequels. Besides, Spaceballs was good as a stand-alone movie, much like Pirates of the Caribbean, Shrek (well, the first two Shrek movies) and every Disney movie ever.

He could do one based on how the prequel trilogy was superfluous and crappy, which might be OK.  But I agree, more or less.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Jairus on May 05, 2010, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: superluser on May 05, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on May 05, 2010, 03:31:51 PMThis. Mel Brooks is brilliant, but sequels in general make everything stale. Well, that's unfair - I mean most sequels. Besides, Spaceballs was good as a stand-alone movie, much like Pirates of the Caribbean, Shrek (well, the first two Shrek movies) and every Disney movie ever.

He could do one based on how the prequel trilogy was superfluous and crappy, which might be OK.  But I agree, more or less.
Like how Dark Helmet and Lone Starr totally know each other, but keep just missing bumping in to each other? Or how they all grew up in the same orphanage/preschool?
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Unsilenced on May 05, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
Quote from: Jairus on May 05, 2010, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: superluser on May 05, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on May 05, 2010, 03:31:51 PMThis. Mel Brooks is brilliant, but sequels in general make everything stale. Well, that's unfair - I mean most sequels. Besides, Spaceballs was good as a stand-alone movie, much like Pirates of the Caribbean, Shrek (well, the first two Shrek movies) and every Disney movie ever.

He could do one based on how the prequel trilogy was superfluous and crappy, which might be OK.  But I agree, more or less.
Like how Dark Helmet and Lone Starr totally know each other, but keep just missing bumping in to each other? Or how they all grew up in the same orphanage/preschool?

Oh how Dark helmet is actually Lone Starr's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Drayco84 on May 05, 2010, 09:07:17 PM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 05, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
Quote from: Jairus on May 05, 2010, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: superluser on May 05, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on May 05, 2010, 03:31:51 PMThis. Mel Brooks is brilliant, but sequels in general make everything stale. Well, that's unfair - I mean most sequels. Besides, Spaceballs was good as a stand-alone movie, much like Pirates of the Caribbean, Shrek (well, the first two Shrek movies) and every Disney movie ever.

He could do one based on how the prequel trilogy was superfluous and crappy, which might be OK.  But I agree, more or less.
Like how Dark Helmet and Lone Starr totally know each other, but keep just missing bumping in to each other? Or how they all grew up in the same orphanage/preschool?

Oh how Dark helmet is actually Lone Starr's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Or how about taking ever single sequel cliche in existence and just running with 'em? Seriously, it'd be "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" because the first one obviously didn't make enough. Besides, they have a new Star Trek movie to parody and Star Wars 1, 2, and 3 to openly mock. Heck, they could pull a Shrek and point out how hard it is for Miss Amazon Action Princess to find a suitable husband. (Her mother's choices were Lonestar or Sleeping Beauty, after all...)

Replacing John Candy would be hard, though...

EDIT: Heh... Heheheheheheh... Who says she needs a prince or even a husband for that matter? Eeeeeeehehehehehehehehe...
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Unsilenced on May 06, 2010, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on May 05, 2010, 09:07:17 PM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 05, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
Quote from: Jairus on May 05, 2010, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: superluser on May 05, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on May 05, 2010, 03:31:51 PMThis. Mel Brooks is brilliant, but sequels in general make everything stale. Well, that's unfair - I mean most sequels. Besides, Spaceballs was good as a stand-alone movie, much like Pirates of the Caribbean, Shrek (well, the first two Shrek movies) and every Disney movie ever.

He could do one based on how the prequel trilogy was superfluous and crappy, which might be OK.  But I agree, more or less.
Like how Dark Helmet and Lone Starr totally know each other, but keep just missing bumping in to each other? Or how they all grew up in the same orphanage/preschool?

Oh how Dark helmet is actually Lone Starr's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Or how about taking ever single sequel cliche in existence and just running with 'em? Seriously, it'd be "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" because the first one obviously didn't make enough. Besides, they have a new Star Trek movie to parody and Star Wars 1, 2, and 3 to openly mock. Heck, they could pull a Shrek and point out how hard it is for Miss Amazon Action Princess to find a suitable husband. (Her mother's choices were Lonestar or Sleeping Beauty, after all...)

Replacing John Candy would be hard, though...

EDIT: Heh... Heheheheheheh... Who says she needs a prince or even a husband for that matter? Eeeeeeehehehehehehehehe...

Nonononononononononononononononononoononnoonnonononoonononnononononoononononononono.

Do I make myself clear?

Spaceballs was a noble movie that deserves to rest in peace, not be resurrected into a soulless and commercialized monstrosity.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Drayco84 on May 06, 2010, 01:15:49 AM
Then, you obviously didn't see this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs:_The_Animated_Series).

I have yet another reason for hating G4 now...
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Unsilenced on May 06, 2010, 02:02:37 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on May 06, 2010, 01:15:49 AM
Then, you obviously didn't see this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs:_The_Animated_Series).

I have yet another reason for hating G4 now...

(http://krapps.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Headdesk.jpg)

Ow...

EDIT: brb, gotta an hero now.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Alondro on May 06, 2010, 02:39:27 PM
Well, I'd say it's obviously time for a Spaceballs remake!

Hollywood MUST keep re-using stories!

They simply can't create anything original, lest it stimulate independent thought!  Thought that exists outside The Machine cannot be allowed...
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Mao on May 06, 2010, 02:42:39 PM
Thank you for that relevant and topical post, Alondro!  Why, I wanted to know your feelings on Hollywood and feel that I am now a better person for having heard them again!  You're awesome. 8D
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Kafzeil on May 06, 2010, 08:01:43 PM
Quote from: Alondro on May 06, 2010, 02:39:27 PM
Well, I'd say it's obviously time for a Spaceballs remake!

Hollywood MUST keep re-using stories!

They simply can't create anything original, lest it stimulate independent thought!  Thought that exists outside The Machine cannot be allowed...

I find your lack of faith in the industry disturbing.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Unsilenced on May 06, 2010, 09:08:59 PM
Quote from: Kafzeil on May 06, 2010, 08:01:43 PM
Quote from: Alondro on May 06, 2010, 02:39:27 PM
Well, I'd say it's obviously time for a Spaceballs remake!

Hollywood MUST keep re-using stories!

They simply can't create anything original, lest it stimulate independent thought!  Thought that exists outside The Machine cannot be allowed...

I find your lack of faith in the industry disturbing.

I find your continued faith amusingly naive. Especially since you're using a quote from a movie that came out in 1977. 
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Mao on May 06, 2010, 10:11:12 PM
I find this conversation *not* about Star Wars and Star Wars day annoying.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: superluser on May 06, 2010, 10:56:10 PM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 06, 2010, 09:08:59 PMI find your continued faith amusingly naive. Especially since you're using a quote from a movie that came out in 1977.

Is that Major Kong in your avatar?
(fun fact, they had to change the line in this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qqfsQGYus) from Dallas to Vegas because Kennedy got killed between when the scene was filmed and when the film was released)
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Kafzeil on May 07, 2010, 12:01:10 AM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 06, 2010, 09:08:59 PM

I find your continued faith amusingly naive. Especially since you're using a quote from a movie that came out in 1977. 

Star Wars Holiday Special.Seen it?
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Drayco84 on May 07, 2010, 12:23:13 AM
Quote from: Kafzeil on May 07, 2010, 12:01:10 AM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 06, 2010, 09:08:59 PM

I find your continued faith amusingly naive. Especially since you're using a quote from a movie that came out in 1977. 

Star Wars Holiday Special.Seen it?
No, but I've heard OF it.

If any mods in the area would be so kind as to smite anyone that brings up further details, it would be greatly appreciated.
After all, what has been seen CANNOT be unseen...
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Unsilenced on May 07, 2010, 01:13:08 AM
Quote from: Kafzeil on May 07, 2010, 12:01:10 AM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 06, 2010, 09:08:59 PM

I find your continued faith amusingly naive. Especially since you're using a quote from a movie that came out in 1977. 

Star Wars Holiday Special.Seen it?

Only pieces of it, and that alone has destroyed all faith I have ever or ever will have in the film industry.

That and Avatar. Avatar did a lot of faith destroying too.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Kafzeil on May 07, 2010, 02:20:23 AM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 07, 2010, 01:13:08 AM
Quote from: Kafzeil on May 07, 2010, 12:01:10 AM

Star Wars Holiday Special.Seen it?

Only pieces of it, and that alone has destroyed all faith I have ever or ever will have in the film industry.

That and Avatar. Avatar did a lot of faith destroying too.

Quick question: Am I the only person witah neutral oinion of Avatar? if yes, knew it.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 08, 2010, 06:12:19 AM
Quote from: Kafzeil on May 07, 2010, 02:20:23 AM
Quick question: Am I the only person witah neutral oinion of Avatar? if yes, knew it.

No. But then, I haven't seen it.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Unsilenced on May 08, 2010, 07:18:11 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 08, 2010, 06:12:19 AM
Quote from: Kafzeil on May 07, 2010, 02:20:23 AM
Quick question: Am I the only person witah neutral oinion of Avatar? if yes, knew it.

No. But then, I haven't seen it.

Don't let that stop you from hating it with a passion hotter than a thousand dying suns! :V

But really, the movie itself wasn't that bad, but the reasons it had redeeming qualities annoyed me. (I.E It would have sucked completely had they not spent money by the truckload making it... which is a shame really. A few billion dollars can turn a crappy idea into a good movie, but why do that when there are good ideas?)
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Keleth on May 08, 2010, 01:43:44 PM
I know I used to be in on the avatar bashing.


It was fun bashing it, it was also fun watching it.

I thoroughly enjoyed watching the movie, as well as making fun of it.

It's rare in that it fufilled both purposes :3
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Unsilenced on May 08, 2010, 05:59:51 PM
Quote from: Drathorin on May 08, 2010, 01:43:44 PM
I know I used to be in on the avatar bashing.


It was fun bashing it, it was also fun watching it.

I thoroughly enjoyed watching the movie, as well as making fun of it.

It's rare in that it fufilled both purposes :3

Guess that does put it one up on *shudder* Twilight :V
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: LionHeart on May 18, 2010, 01:11:12 PM
Quote from: Alondro on May 06, 2010, 02:39:27 PM
Well, I'd say it's obviously time for a Spaceballs remake!

Hollywood MUST keep re-using stories!

They simply can't create anything original, lest it stimulate independent thought!  Thought that exists outside The Machine cannot be allowed...

Spaceballs 2: Schwartz And All!

*runs like crazy*
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars day!
Post by: Sofox on May 20, 2010, 01:15:30 PM
Quote from: Unsilenced on May 08, 2010, 07:18:11 AMA few billion dollars can turn a crappy idea into a good movie

Nope, though many have tried. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_biggest_box_office_bombs)

To be honest, just because the movie mightn't have been as good without the money, doesn't mean that the movie is good because of it. The emotions and feelings you get as you watch a movie, to just say that you felt that way because they put 'money' into the movie is a hugely dehumanising way of viewing the experience.