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Underground Warehouse => Abandoned Mine => Topic started by: Jack McSlay on April 26, 2010, 06:40:35 AM

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Post by: Jack McSlay on April 26, 2010, 06:40:35 AM
mods remove this :P
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 09:29:53 AM
No. I think I'll move this to the Tinfoil Hat Tearooms.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 09:37:46 AM
So I can move it back to the Mine?
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Post by: ShadesFox on April 26, 2010, 10:36:05 AM
But in the end, is it really removed?
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 10:38:32 AM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 26, 2010, 09:37:46 AM
So I can move it back to the Mine?

You do that, and I'll move your forum to the mine. ;)
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 10:39:28 AM
Would anyone really know the difference?
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Post by: Turnsky on April 26, 2010, 11:21:19 AM
only by smell, mao, only by smell.
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Post by: Anker Steadfast on April 26, 2010, 11:24:36 AM
Well, since it is now twice removed, I guess it can legally marry the thread it once belonged to. :D
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 12:01:09 PM
You're from a less populated region, aren't you?
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 01:10:15 PM
That's it... bwahahaha...
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 01:34:12 PM
Wry so hateful Darkmoon?  This thread would have died a nice, peaceful dea....

Hmm come to think of it, now I know why.
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Post by: Keleth on April 26, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Edit: Sorry about that folks. That really wasn't appropriate of me.

I'm sorry.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 03:55:09 PM
Drath, you're my friend and all, but might I remind you that this is a PG/PG13 forum?  Watch it.  When I come back, that post had better be edited.
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 04:03:08 PM
Damn it. I missed the funny.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 04:04:03 PM
I'll tell you about it later, if you want.
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 04:05:53 PM
Absorutry.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 04:07:53 PM
Indubitary. 
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 04:10:59 PM
Comprimentaly.
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Post by: Keleth on April 26, 2010, 04:13:39 PM
Undoubtedly.

Edit: Fixed!
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 04:22:52 PM
And I thought I had English problems.   :mowwink
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 04:33:08 PM
No one said you didn't.
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Post by: Suwako on April 26, 2010, 04:37:37 PM
Quote from: Les on April 26, 2010, 04:22:52 PM
And I thought I had English problems.   :mowwink

I thought you had more of a general problem, my apologies.
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 04:54:31 PM
Oh I see, when the Mods mangle the English Language it's perfectly all right, but not for us poor serfs!  Now I see the Inequity inherent in the system!  Help Help!  I'm Butchering Monty-Python Quotes!   :mowhappy
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Post by: Keleth on April 26, 2010, 04:59:28 PM
I see that hole you're digging there.

Hard starboard! Hard starboard!
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 05:01:41 PM
No, you're allowed to point out when we do something grammatically incorrect. However, we are then allowed to ignore you, mock you, and call you names in the secret forums we have setup all throughout the forum. It's what makes the world awesome.
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Post by: ShadesFox on April 26, 2010, 05:02:35 PM
Yarr!  No be do'en captain.  She is a massive ship, biggest in the seven seas.  She maneuvers like a pregnant whale that has partaken in opium!
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 05:08:48 PM
Damn the Torpedoes man, Full Speed ahead!  We'll thread this Maelstrom or my name's not Captain Pinky McPink! 
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 05:10:29 PM
But, it's not Pinky McPink.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 05:20:24 PM
You could make it Pinky McPink.
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Post by: Brunhidden on April 26, 2010, 05:21:38 PM
i am stunned at how deep and philisophical this is.... kinda


also, on the off chance ren does not get here in time- PIIIIIINNNK!
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 05:29:03 PM
Why would Ren come here?  He has his own sub-forum to play around in.
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 05:41:08 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 26, 2010, 05:10:29 PM
But, it's not Pinky McPink.

So noted.. well boys, we're doomed.  It's been nice knowing you all. 
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 06:13:03 PM
Oh no, the mods aren't doomed.  I'm not doomed either.  The rest of you however... well.  >:3
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 26, 2010, 06:13:03 PM
Oh no, the mods aren't doomed.  I'm not doomed either.  The rest of you however... well.  >:3

What?  Who invited the Mods onto our Doomed Ship of Doomy Doom?   :erk
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 06:23:27 PM
This is still their forum.  We're just guests.  I'm getting out of my fate because from time to time I amuse them.  You however, make them facepalm.  That's not something to be proud of.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 26, 2010, 06:30:12 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 26, 2010, 06:13:03 PM
Oh no, the mods aren't doomed.  I'm not doomed either.  The rest of you however... well.  >:3

Speak for yourself. I'm doomed. I just don't know how my wife is going to doom me yet.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 06:32:48 PM
Are we talking about the same kind of doom here?  I don't think we are.
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 06:34:10 PM
Wow, tough room...

In any event by 'We' as in 'we're doomed' I assumed it was obvious that I was referring only to myself, Drath and Shades who were making nautical references at the time as being on the doomed vessel. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle0t9r68ih)  And in no way was implying any kind of threat to the mods (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint).

Oh well, but yeah there does seem to be something about this sub-forum that is bringing out the scrappy little snark-puppy in me.  This room is Cursed I tell ya, Cursed says I!
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Post by: Keleth on April 26, 2010, 06:34:58 PM
You say Cursed.

I say full of win.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Have I ever mentioned that I have a strong dislike of tvtropes?  People toss them around like it makes them look smart because they found some obscure reference/connection that they think applies.  More often than not it just makes the person using the tropes seem like someone who can't explain themselves very well.

I also find it funny that you're making references to missing the point and not explaining the joke when you're posting here in the tearoom as though others aren't getting it.
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 06:44:38 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 26, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Have I ever mentioned that I have a strong dislike of tvtropes?

Knew there was something odd about you.

QuoteI also find it funny that you're making references to missing the point and not explaining the joke when you're posting here in the tearoom as though others aren't getting it.

Hooray, I'm entertaining!   :mwaha
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 06:47:55 PM
Aww, that's cute.  You think it's a good thing.  Poor thing.
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 06:51:42 PM
Of course, why wouldn't it be?   :B
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
Being in here isn't a good thing, I'm sure I've clarified that before.  Given your past in here though, I can see that I might need to clarify this further:

If you're in here, you've essentially been tossed into the Abandoned Mine.  Where bad threads go.  You've been prevented from going there by only the tiniest bit.  If the Abandoned Mine is to be considered forum Hell, then this would be considered the forum Heck.  I'll be your host, Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.  I'm here to annoy, mock and just generally amuse myself at your expense.
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 06:59:44 PM
...and?   :mowsmile
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 07:03:20 PM
And from that response I look forward to seeing many more of your threads in here.
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Post by: Les on April 26, 2010, 07:10:33 PM
Oh, I get it that this sub-forum is meant to house threads arbitrarily selected for offending whatever pretentious aesthetic you ascribe to so you may set about them and their originators with dry wit and sly sarcasm in pursuit of some degree of schadenfreude.

I just don't care.   :mowwink
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 07:21:27 PM
Only, I don't select them.  I, in fact, refuse to bring threads in here.  It means someone much nastier than me found that something about a post was lacking.  Still relevant to DMFA, of course, but lacking.  I was actually given this task without warning, merely because I suggested a funny name for a sub-forum concept.  I'll happily accept it of course because, aside from folks who have their own pretentious attitudes to think about, I'm generally amused by the rantings and ravings of those who would strain so hard to ply their view of DMFA onto the rest of us (for whatever reason they choose as a motivator) that they leave the realm of reason and subtlety behind.
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Post by: Damaris on April 26, 2010, 08:21:35 PM
Mao, I think I love you today.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 08:32:44 PM
Like the kind that requires a mop and bucket or the kind that's all rainbows and sunshine and the like?

Or are we talking the really awesome kind that involves riding crops?
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Post by: Brunhidden on April 26, 2010, 08:43:49 PM
"sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me"


im sure theres some fangirls somewhere who wish that were cannon between you two
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
You forgot the rest of the song though Brun!

"So throw me down, tie me up, and show me that you love me!"
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 26, 2010, 08:48:46 PM
And thus, the reason why we made him section mod.
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Post by: Mao on April 26, 2010, 08:50:37 PM
As we all dance to the Masochism Tango!
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 27, 2010, 07:39:07 AM
*feeds the pigeons*
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Post by: Mao on April 27, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
On another note, Brun.. were you trying to imply that there are Damaris and Mao shippers out there?  What About Darkmoon and Mao shippers?  Is anyone shipping Damaris and Darkmoon?
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 27, 2010, 04:53:09 PM
*raises hand*
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Post by: Anker Steadfast on April 27, 2010, 04:54:48 PM
Oh lovely, Darkmoon is shipping himself ?
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Post by: Mao on April 27, 2010, 04:55:46 PM
Well, they *are* married... but I still don't see how that stops him from shipping me and him at the same time.
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 27, 2010, 04:56:49 PM
Sorry, dude. I ship for boobs.
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Post by: Mao on April 27, 2010, 05:02:59 PM
:<

But I carried a torch for you.
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Post by: Anker Steadfast on April 27, 2010, 05:03:19 PM
You could get implants ? :)
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 27, 2010, 05:13:39 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 27, 2010, 05:02:59 PM
:<

But I carried a torch for you.

Then grow a pair!
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Post by: Damaris on April 27, 2010, 06:13:10 PM
What is shipping?

I'm scared to look it up.  :<
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Post by: Anker Steadfast on April 27, 2010, 06:51:10 PM
/wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_(fandom))
Shipping, derived from the word "relationship", is a general term for fans' emotional and/or intellectual involvement with the ongoing development of romance in a work of fiction
/wikipedia

So, lets say I'd fancy a Fa'Lina // Quoar romance, I'd be "shipping" them as a couple.
I could do that by writing fan stories of them having a romance.
Or perhaps draw pictures ofthem together.

et cetera, et cetera.
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Post by: Mao on April 27, 2010, 07:46:31 PM
Aww, don't be scared Damaris.  Your new pet rabbit will help keep you safe. :>
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Post by: Brunhidden on April 27, 2010, 07:50:18 PM
and here is where i reminisce about 'butch', the guard rabbit.... he was scary
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Post by: Mao on April 27, 2010, 07:51:35 PM
Well, I am a Nictarl, I suppose.  Combination of Hare and Feline.  There's some scary felines out there, I must say.
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Post by: Brunhidden on April 27, 2010, 08:10:25 PM
do i count?
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Post by: Darkmoon on April 28, 2010, 01:09:04 AM
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on April 27, 2010, 06:51:10 PM
/wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_(fandom))
Shipping, derived from the word "relationship", is a general term for fans' emotional and/or intellectual involvement with the ongoing development of romance in a work of fiction
/wikipedia

So, lets say I'd fancy a Fa'Lina // Quoar romance, I'd be "shipping" them as a couple.
I could do that by writing fan stories of them having a romance.
Or perhaps draw pictures ofthem together.

et cetera, et cetera.

I was told putting Katrina and Darkmoon together, finally, was a ship... but I don't think I can ship my own characters...
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Post by: Shachza on April 28, 2010, 07:02:50 PM
So I changed my forum theme, turned around, and...

WHERE THE HECK AM I?!  I've never seen this place before!
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Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on May 03, 2010, 05:12:10 PM
What is Fanboi Gushing?    Just so I'm straight...PBH
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Post by: Keleth on May 03, 2010, 07:10:34 PM
That thing that 95% of all the various DMFA fans tend to do.
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Post by: Mao on May 03, 2010, 08:31:20 PM
Given a percentage that large, I can only imagine that both you and I are therefore guilty of it.  Silly fanboi.
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Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on May 03, 2010, 10:14:19 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 03, 2010, 08:31:20 PM
Given a percentage that large, I can only imagine that both you and I are therefore guilty of it.  Silly fanboi.

What? I just come here for the sex

PBH
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Post by: Darkmoon on May 04, 2010, 12:22:16 AM
Quote from: Drathorin on May 03, 2010, 07:10:34 PM
That thing that 95% of all the various DMFA fans tend to do.

DMFA has fans? Seriously?
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Post by: ShadesFox on May 04, 2010, 12:30:37 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on May 04, 2010, 12:22:16 AM
Quote from: Drathorin on May 03, 2010, 07:10:34 PM
That thing that 95% of all the various DMFA fans tend to do.

DMFA has fans? Seriously?

I'm still not convinced either.

Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on May 03, 2010, 10:14:19 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 03, 2010, 08:31:20 PM
Given a percentage that large, I can only imagine that both you and I are therefore guilty of it.  Silly fanboi.

What? I just come here for the sex

PBH

You're not missing out.
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Post by: Keleth on May 04, 2010, 09:17:19 AM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 03, 2010, 08:31:20 PM
Given a percentage that large, I can only imagine that both you and I are therefore guilty of it.  Silly fanboi.

Indeed.

It's all part of mah plan.

. . What? I never said it was a very well thought out plan.
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Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on May 04, 2010, 10:22:42 AM
Quote from: ShadesFox on May 04, 2010, 12:30:37 AM
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on May 03, 2010, 10:14:19 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 03, 2010, 08:31:20 PM
Given a percentage that large, I can only imagine that both you and I are therefore guilty of it.  Silly fanboi.

What? I just come here for the sex

PBH

You're not missing out.

Why no Are you sexy boy?

PBH
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Post by: ShadesFox on May 04, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
There have been many claims that I'm a sexah fox, but I don't believe them ;p
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Post by: Mao on May 04, 2010, 11:55:11 AM
Pr0n-fox.
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Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on May 04, 2010, 02:58:10 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on May 04, 2010, 11:55:11 AM
Pr0n-fox.

You enjoy being a jer- a thorn in everyone side don't you?  Not that some people don't deserve it.  But Shade-fox is a nice enough fox, and bishie...so  :mowcookie

PBH
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Post by: Mao on May 04, 2010, 03:03:27 PM
Eh, I'm out for my own amusement.  As for Shades, that particular comment is a reference to something he and I both know about from another place.  That said, if you want me to be a jerk/thorn-in-your side, I'm sure I can find a way to do so that amuses me. :P
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Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on May 04, 2010, 03:11:10 PM
No Mao

You are amusing enough as you are.
:mowhappy
PBH
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Post by: ShadesFox on May 04, 2010, 03:13:44 PM
Now see, one bish picture and I'm labeled for life.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 04, 2010, 06:07:40 PM
I don't think it was bishie. Pretty sure not...
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Post by: Brunhidden on May 04, 2010, 06:17:21 PM
and theres way more then one
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Post by: ShadesFox on May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 PM
There is ONE bish fox picture D:<
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Post by: Keleth on May 04, 2010, 10:46:25 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 PM
There is ONE bish fox picture D:<

. . In bed
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Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on May 05, 2010, 09:30:01 AM
Quote from: Drathorin on May 04, 2010, 10:46:25 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 PM
There is ONE bish fox picture D:<

. . In bed

I will make it so.....

PBH
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Post by: Arcblade on May 05, 2010, 10:14:57 AM
Quote from: ShadesFox on May 04, 2010, 09:23:16 PM
There is ONE bish fox picture D:<

There are FOUR lights!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.  I'll go sit in the corner now.)
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Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on May 05, 2010, 10:53:58 AM
Thee cheers for arcblade!