NEVER underestimate the persuasive power of a BLT sandwich!
A BLT enema would be rather uncomfortable. And crunchy.
Oh my. Is there anything a BLT *can't* do? Great for feeding that insatiable hunger, or convincing people to tell you what you need to know.
I once saw a BLT kill a man just to watch him die.
I heard that Jimmy Hoffa disappeared immediately after ordering a BLT. <.<
BLTs have been known to cure many infectious diseases, as well as gout, scurvy, warts, genital warts, genial warts, geriatric warts, mumps, measles, weasels, weevils, weevil warts, genital weevils, and ebola.
....and death.
Quote from: Mao Laoren on April 15, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
....and death.
So... BLTs are the true manna?
edit: ...or ambrosia?
BLTs are beginning without end. Life and death. They are the devourer of worlds.
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 15, 2010, 03:00:09 PM
I once saw a BLT kill a man just to watch him die.
Was that in Reno?
I heard it was the consumption of a BLT that got Adolf reject at the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna, twice!
That same BLT was also seen near the location of where he was supposedly assassinated. No one knows for sure, but it seems awful coincidental...
When the armies of Xerxes were bearing down on Sparta, the Spartans were able to send 300 men... lead by one brave BLT.
Gavrilo Princip was seen with a BLT shortly before 1:15 pm, on Sunday, 28 June 1914, in Sarajevo, the capital of the Austro-Hungarian province of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Many believe that same BLT was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Marcus Junius Brutus was spotted with a BLT just before the Senate's meeting with Gaius Julius Caesar on the Ides of March, 44 BC.
It is believed that when hominids first started to evolve into humans, it was because of a BLT. The BLT is believed to have come from space it self, landing perfectly in the sands and seaweed, melting the sand into a glass plate and turning the seaweed into the perfect garnish. The hominids praised it, like-unto an obelisk.
In the beginning.. there was BLT. And it was good.
Actually, Abel had a BLT and wouldn't share with Cain...
The Tower of Babel didn't fall. It was torn down. By the BLT.
It wasn't an apple; it was a BLT.
...
Hey Darkmoon...
;>.>
Want a BLT?
Actually, I could go for a Pork Po-Boy and a nice side of creole stew.
I just noticed something.. the abbreviation for this comic? It's BT. if an L finds it's way in there... I shudder to think of the consequences.
Bunny Tales... hrmmm... Bunny's Legends and Tales?
Bunny's Legendary Tales.
Knowing the BLT?
... Bunny's Lost Tales or... *gulp* Bunny's Last Tales. D:
I actually thought of that last one... It would only work is Bunny were the devourer of worlds.
Not that I'm saying he isn't...