A remake of my original game; see here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4643.0.html).
In this game, as before, you are to make up a vicious, unpleasant, generally not-nice lie to say about the person above you, with the understanding that everything said here is all in good fun.
But there is a twist this time. All of the lies you say about the person above you must be in the form of a limerick! :U
Good luck, dear puppets players.
There once was a big troll named Meany
He had trouble venting his spleeny
So he made up a game
The rules are insane
But why should he care? He's in Eany
result of a test has been
Meany has the colour green
this label in reality
shows more than personality
it describes his face's skeen
dang, became obsolete....
Corgatha Taldorthar comes from a nation
where language use's a cause for desperation
his nick to us incomprehensible
is from a reason reprehensible
It is too vulgar for translation
A thread like this one's obtuse,
and easily prone to misuse.
The theory is cute,
but brushes rule 2;
resulting in personal abuse.
I'll let you go, just this time
without the typical fine
You all should take care
to keep things all fair;
Don't go over the line.
Danman's a fellow discrete,
shy, effacing, effete.
But give him a few
of a more toxic brew,
and he'll be stripped in the street.
I'm not sure I should reply
as 14 days have gone by.
But to mock the "Great Box",
who wears pink-striped socks,
it's a chance I shouldn't deny.
Ketchup can't crumble this is true
and it's red and liquidity, too.
But alas tis your mistake,
you had a fling with a rake
and now you are all black in blue.
You are all grey to me and I am not colourblind.
the former is false
the next it true
You are all people to me and I am not blind.
A poster on here named Tytaj
Once decided a game rule to hash
So he posted a phrase
And at his end of days
Walt Whitman will be there to lash.
An angel so black she fell,
after casting quite a spell.
Turned the men into poo,
got all covered in goo.
She swore that she'd never tell.
What evil did you bestow
on my head, you villian, you foe!
Does A. ZeTavia
now rhyme with caviar?!
Alas, that I do not know.
Looking for something worth mocking,
I found something rather shocking:
The Mrs did forget
to put up an intro thread.
Maybe her head got a knocking? ;)
KC's avatar is a feline
A natural enemy of mine
Admittedly and owl
Could take down a cat with a howl
Even though a such noise is canine.
To dates, attention is paid,
and rules of the forum obeyed.
But not by poor Meany;
in this case, obscenely,
and over the limit, delayed.
Come on, Meany. 2 days short of a month? Sheesh.