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Title: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Alondro on March 19, 2010, 09:04:52 AM
Gentlemen, BEHOLD!!

I have made jellyfish that can live forever! (http://green.yahoo.com/blog/guest_bloggers/26/the-world-s-only-immortal-animal.html)

The world shall fall to their tentacles!    :U

I see a potential usefullness in learning what gene pathways are used to revert adult stem cells to an embryonic state, thus allowing patients to grow their own grafts at last!  :3

And allow me to become IMMORTAL LEADER OF THE CHARLEK EMPIRE!!!  MY CHARLEKS SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!!   :mwaha

Charleks have tentacles too.   :B
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: superluser on March 19, 2010, 10:23:26 AM
Can I eat it?  Can it eat me?

Unless the answer to either of those is yes, I'm thinking ``Don't want none, won't be none.''

This jellyfish still has nothing on Byron the Immortal Light Bulb.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Robbychu on March 19, 2010, 01:17:18 PM
While the prospect of tentacles is appealing to mai fangirl senses, I'd like to know if this would require becoming a mental infant before becoming an immortal tenta-monster. :U

That and... it's a damn JELLYFISH. They're as bright as bricks and these guys clearly aren't being eaten fast enough. FETCH THE TURTLES. :U
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Valynth on March 19, 2010, 11:57:24 PM
I see no problems with becoming an old one....

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Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Sunblink on March 20, 2010, 08:53:14 AM
That is SO FREAKING AWESOME. I love jellies. This makes me love them even more. :U

This tops that Antarctic shrimp that scientists discovered, in my book.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Teroniss on March 20, 2010, 04:31:56 PM
Ehh, that article is actually fairly inaccurate as there are 2 other known creatures in the sea that have "Eternal Youth" or lacking senescence (aging).

The first is the lobster, who through many studies has not shown any sign of the aging process. Once they reach a certain size in fact, it seems as though time stops indefinitely for them.

The others are Hydras, which have been found to have an indefinite celluar division.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: techmaster-glitch on March 20, 2010, 04:34:55 PM
The thing about these jellyfish is that the literally reverse their age, which I don't think the lobster or the hydra does :/
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Teroniss on March 20, 2010, 04:41:17 PM
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on March 20, 2010, 04:34:55 PM
The thing about these jellyfish is that the literally reverse their age, which I don't think the lobster or the hydra does :/

True, but immortality is immortality. I'm not one to question it or how it works.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Shachza on March 22, 2010, 06:47:31 PM
Quote from: Teroniss on March 20, 2010, 04:31:56 PM
Ehh, that article is actually fairly inaccurate as there are 2 other known creatures in the sea that have "Eternal Youth" or lacking senescence (aging).

The first is the lobster, who through many studies has not shown any sign of the aging process. Once they reach a certain size in fact, it seems as though time stops indefinitely for them.

The others are Hydras, which have been found to have an indefinite celluar division.

Hydras are also incredibly basic life-forms, not much more complex that clumps of identical cells.  I could say bacteria live forever because they don't change or die really, they just split in half.

The lobster and jelly are pretty complex and much more impressive to me.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: rabid_fox on March 22, 2010, 08:32:20 PM

I don't want to go through puberty backwards.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Drayco84 on March 23, 2010, 01:31:30 AM
How about repeatedly, to boot?
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: ooklah on March 24, 2010, 01:42:53 AM
 :erk D: It's just as I FEARED so many years ago! THEY ARE going to take over the world!!!

... I need a net, flame thrower and a boat... this needs to stop before it gets any worse...
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Sunblink on March 24, 2010, 11:13:51 AM
Quote from: ooklah on March 24, 2010, 01:42:53 AM
:erk D: It's just as I FEARED so many years ago! THEY ARE going to take over the world!!!

... I need a net, flame thrower and a boat... this needs to stop before it gets any worse...

A flamethrower would be an ideal weapon for killing things underwater?

You might wanna rethink that... ;)
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Mao on March 24, 2010, 11:41:58 AM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on March 24, 2010, 11:13:51 AM
Quote from: ooklah on March 24, 2010, 01:42:53 AM
:erk D: It's just as I FEARED so many years ago! THEY ARE going to take over the world!!!

... I need a net, flame thrower and a boat... this needs to stop before it gets any worse...

A flamethrower would be an ideal weapon for killing things underwater?

You might wanna rethink that... ;)
I think that the net and boat would be used to get them out of the water so that the flamethrower could be applied.  However, I'd be cautious as boats and nets are quite often susceptible to fire...
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Robbychu on March 24, 2010, 12:05:45 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on March 24, 2010, 11:41:58 AM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on March 24, 2010, 11:13:51 AM
Quote from: ooklah on March 24, 2010, 01:42:53 AM
:erk D: It's just as I FEARED so many years ago! THEY ARE going to take over the world!!!

... I need a net, flame thrower and a boat... this needs to stop before it gets any worse...

A flamethrower would be an ideal weapon for killing things underwater?

You might wanna rethink that... ;)
I think that the net and boat would be used to get them out of the water so that the flamethrower could be applied.  However, I'd be cautious as boats and nets are quite often susceptible to fire...
Perhaps a steampowered boat would be better suited for the purpose? Chuck them in as fuel? That, or just get some sea turtles. They eat jellies.

...TURTLES!
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Alondro on March 24, 2010, 02:13:06 PM
Ah, but attacking the jellies could have severe ramifications!  They could begin to use complex and powerful machines to move about in to protect their fragile, tentacled bodies from the flamethrowers and turtles.

Such as:  Jellyleks (http://newton.net.pl/files/doctorwho/dalek.jpg)

Then we will be doomed.   :B

Or, they might use this method of anti-turtle protection:  Krang is a jellyfish (http://www.flickr.com/photos/terrible2z/4191486421/)

Either way, things will not go well for us.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Drayco84 on March 24, 2010, 10:11:47 PM
Sic Chuck Norris on 'em.

That guy kills everything. However, we may have to wait until they kill his dog, first...
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Sunblink on March 25, 2010, 11:39:56 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on March 24, 2010, 10:11:47 PM
Sic Chuck Norris on 'em.

That guy kills everything. However, we may have to wait until they kill his dog, first...

Don't answer your door. (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_850.php)
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: VAE on March 25, 2010, 11:47:28 AM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on March 25, 2010, 11:39:56 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on March 24, 2010, 10:11:47 PM
Sic Chuck Norris on 'em.

That guy kills everything. However, we may have to wait until they kill his dog, first...

Don't answer your door. (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_850.php)

ltorv@tux$ kill -9 `ps -e | grep chuck_norris | cut  -f 1 -d ' '`

Linus Torvalds can kill Chuck Norris!
(http://www.linuxscrew.com/2007/10/28/fun-chuck-norris-vs-linus-torvalds/)
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: ooklah on March 25, 2010, 12:32:53 PM
You're right, a boat might not be the best idea, they've already capsized a 10ton boat... I'll need to rethink my plan a bit...
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Robbychu on March 25, 2010, 02:07:32 PM
...This is going to be really bad.

Quick! Get a Pikachu, jellies are something like 90% water!
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Netrogo on March 26, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
Now if they could just hurry up and figure out how to apply this to humans, a happier me I would be.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: VAE on March 26, 2010, 02:33:05 PM
Quote from: Netrogo on March 26, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
Now if they could just hurry up and figure out how to apply this to humans, a happier me I would be.
Not only happier, a lot longer living too!
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Sofox on March 29, 2010, 08:34:14 AM
Eh, we won't ever have true immortality in this world until they develop a cure for HBAB Syndrome (Hit By A Bus Syndrome).
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Alondro on March 29, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Quote from: Sofox on March 29, 2010, 08:34:14 AM
Eh, we won't ever have true immortality in this world until they develop a cure for HBAB Syndrome (Hit By A Bus Syndrome).

Simple, have all your cells be able to live independently, like slime molds.  Then all the bits of you from the bus collision will just ooze back together! 

Now, vaporization by an atomic bomb blast is a whole different problem.  I dunno how you fix that lil weakness.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Chairtastic on April 10, 2010, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: Alondro on March 29, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Now, vaporization by an atomic bomb blast is a whole different problem.  I dunno how you fix that lil weakness.

Quite simple really. :U You open your mouth wide and eat it before it gets to vaporizing your digestive track.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Omega on April 27, 2010, 02:16:10 AM
Alondro, would it be possible to get a real publification of this story?  While I do enjoy these popularized versions for their time saving properties, I'd still like to see the actual studies a bit more detailed.
Title: Re: Immortaility at last! >:}
Post by: Alondro on April 27, 2010, 02:34:08 PM
Quote from: Meany on April 10, 2010, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: Alondro on March 29, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Now, vaporization by an atomic bomb blast is a whole different problem.  I dunno how you fix that lil weakness.

Quite simple really. :U You open your mouth wide and eat it before it gets to vaporizing your digestive track.

You mean like the way Neliel Tu Odverschwank in "Bleach" can eat a Cero and fire it back with her's added in?  *otaku madness!*   :boogie