http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3451753/ (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3451753/)
Because Lorenda is sick of waiting for love.
PBH
You go, girl! Go out there and club it over the head!
*Sniff...* WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'M SO LONELY!!!
........... Awww, look... My bwunny loves me so much that he jumped up to me and-ACK! GET OFFA MY ARM, YOU LITTLE PERVERT! (I kid you not... They really do this... Of course, my mother and my sister were more often the victims of this than I was... I got the teeth...)