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Title: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Alondro on January 12, 2010, 06:37:31 PM
And it's a slug!!

Animals Going Green-Literally (http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20100112/sc_livescience/surprisingseaslugishalfplanthalfanimal)

So... these slugs have the secret to creating complex genetic chimeric organisms! 

Or in other words... FURRIES!!!  :wiggle :catgirl

Let the unholy experiments begin!   :veryevil
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Eibborn on January 12, 2010, 06:48:42 PM
Oh gosh, no way! I always wondered if that kind of thing was possible.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Netrogo on January 12, 2010, 06:49:15 PM
I hope to god I live to see the day that genetic modification becomes a reality. Just for the hilarious freaks we'll see on the streets.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Kafzeil on January 12, 2010, 07:52:17 PM
Holy crap...The End is Nigh!

No, really, soon we'll have people who are part plant, part human.[/Really Dumb MGS joke]
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on January 12, 2010, 10:11:14 PM
fascinating... :batman
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on January 12, 2010, 10:29:04 PM
Cool. I've heard of bacteria doing similar things, but never an eukaryote.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Alondro on January 13, 2010, 08:35:38 AM
Quote from: Netrogo on January 12, 2010, 06:49:15 PM
I hope to god I live to see the day that genetic modification becomes a reality. Just for the hilarious freaks we'll see on the streets.

*injects you with something quickly, while yer not looking, then sneaks away to watch the results*   >:3
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Lysander on January 13, 2010, 02:21:13 PM
A photosynthetic animal that produces Chlorophyll...a very interesting creature. And yeah, many possibilities may come whence they learn what allows the creature to literally become like what it eats.   :januscat
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Keleth on January 13, 2010, 06:17:47 PM
Yay! Something else to see what science will bring!


I'm just waiting for a giant "The Blob" and people out on the streets screaming "What has science done?!"
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Vidar on January 14, 2010, 02:56:49 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on January 12, 2010, 10:11:14 PM
fascinating... :batman

Quite so, isn't it old chap?
Unfortunately, it's a very far cry from this:

:wiggle
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: MT Hazard on January 15, 2010, 10:16:39 AM
An aquatic slug they has genetic engineering potential?  Seems somewhat familiar...  (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bioshock)

Bring on the Plasmids!
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Mao on January 15, 2010, 10:32:25 AM
Quote from: MT Hazard on January 15, 2010, 10:16:39 AM
An aquatic slug they has genetic engineering potential?  Seems somewhat familiar...  (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bioshock)

Bring on the Plasmids!

Oddly enough that's where my train of thought went too.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Dekari on January 15, 2010, 10:50:54 AM
Science has discovered an animal that can adapt outside DNA into it's own then pass it on to it's next generation thus probably answers, and at the same time raises more, questions about genetics?   Neat  :)


But.......

/sarcasm

Hey science, how goes that cure for cancer?  What's that, slipped your mind?  Aw, that's too bad.  Hey, here's an idea, how about you get back on that.  Oh and while your at it, think you can look into those affordable flying cars you promised us 10 years ago (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFgRAcr0jg) too?

/sarcasm


Eh, someone had to do it  >:3
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Vidar on January 15, 2010, 01:17:50 PM
Quote from: Dekari on January 15, 2010, 10:50:54 AM
Science has discovered an animal that can adapt outside DNA into it's own then pass it on to it's next generation thus probably answers, and at the same time raises more, questions about genetics?   Neat  :)


But.......

/sarcasm

Hey science, how goes that cure for cancer?  What's that, slipped your mind?  Aw, that's too bad.  Hey, here's an idea, how about you get back on that.  Oh and while your at it, think you can look into those affordable flying cars you promised us 10 years ago (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFgRAcr0jg) too?

/sarcasm


Eh, someone had to do it  >:3

I noted the sarcasm quotes, so I take it you do know the markedly increased survival-rates of cancer-patients since a mere few decades ago?  This slug may even help in the continued research in cancer treatments in some way. Maybe.

The flying car thing? Yeah, I want one too. And where the hell is my holo-deck, guys? Hop to it!
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Valynth on January 15, 2010, 02:55:58 PM
Quote from: Vidar on January 15, 2010, 01:17:50 PM
The flying car thing? Yeah, I want one too. And where the hell is my holo-deck, guys? Hop to it!

They were working on it, but we haven't heard from that division for several months....
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Alondro on January 15, 2010, 03:17:19 PM
Pretty much all cancer is curable now IF you catch it in the early stages.  Problem is that many cancers have no overt symptoms until it's too late.

My uncle was diagnosed with colon cancer in a stage just early enough to be cured.  Ironically, they only found it because he nearly cut his arm off with a chainsaw while pruning a tree.
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Lysander on January 15, 2010, 04:07:14 PM
It's things like that which show how even something seemingly awful like getting one's arm nearly sawed off can turn out to be a good thing to the point of saving one's life.   :januscat
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Anker Steadfast on March 05, 2010, 02:39:42 PM
Imagine how evolution would have gone, if one of the early organisms had been self supportive, needing only water and sunlight ?
Predators probably wouldn't have existed.
Just imagine what odd sort of beings that would have come along instead ?

Treants ?
Small trolls with grass on their heads ?

A living football field that can play the game without players ?

:D

Quote from: Dekari on January 15, 2010, 10:50:54 AM/sarcasm

Hey science, how goes that cure for cancer?  What's that, slipped your mind?  Aw, that's too bad.  Hey, here's an idea, how about you get back on that.  Oh and while your at it, think you can look into those affordable flying cars you promised us 10 years ago (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFgRAcr0jg) too?

/sarcasm

Well .. what would you give for a flying car (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBRHetKH4MQ) ?

>:3
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: Tapewolf on March 05, 2010, 02:45:10 PM
Wrong month.  Please don't do that again.

:locked
Title: Re: Swamp Thing is real! D:
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 06, 2010, 05:04:17 AM
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on March 05, 2010, 02:39:42 PM
Imagine how evolution would have gone, if one of the early organisms had been self supportive, needing only water and sunlight ?

You mean, like, the early organisms that use chlorophyll? algae and the like?