The Clockwork Mansion

Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Nex on July 22, 2006, 12:18:35 PM

Title: Challo
Post by: Nex on July 22, 2006, 12:18:35 PM
Hey all. New guy here.

Big fan of the comic, sort of a techhie as well. Love messing with computers.

Glad to be here.
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Nikki on July 22, 2006, 12:51:38 PM
Hi there!  :3 3 things if you want to survive here:

Don't Touch my ship
Don't even THINK of touching ym ship
DON'T TOUCH MY SHIP!!

oh, and watch out for the Mows, Dakata, and yours truly. And don't touch my tail uless you need it for a pillow =3
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Suwako on July 22, 2006, 01:06:27 PM
Hi Nex  >:3

The above writings are worthless if you remain yappity'less.  Or if your not a fellow DMFA reader  :mowsmile

Follow these guidelines for surfival within the DMFA and Clockmantion maddnes

1: Get an avatar  :meh
2: Lose your sanity (beter sooner then later)  :mowtongue
3: get a yappity (optional)
4: Stay away from muffins that where made by an organge squirrel.  :mowtongue
5: Don't talk to Dakata if you want a stable IQ.
6: Do not comment on the forum trolls/jerks just send Damaris a private message or something.  :mowdizzy
7: Postcounts doesn't matter. Remember this.  :mowmeep
8: Karma doesn't matter. Remember this.  :mowmeep
9: please no signature messages above 300 pixels high.
10: read the rulles  :mowsmile
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Damaris on July 22, 2006, 01:51:35 PM
When, exactly, did #9 become a rule?  *raises eyebrows*

Welcome to the forum. :)  As you can tell, we're all completely sane and well-adjusted.
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Suwako on July 22, 2006, 02:08:51 PM
Quote from: Damaris on July 22, 2006, 01:51:35 PM
When, exactly, did #9 become a rule?  *raises eyebrows*

Welcome to the forum. :)  As you can tell, we're all completely sane and well-adjusted.

It isn'' a rule (quote: guidelines)  ;) I just hate a 500 pixel high signature  :mowsmile

Put (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/WEO/B4nn3rZ/500.png) in a signature and tell me its not awful and anoying  :mowwink
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Nex on July 22, 2006, 04:17:26 PM
Sanity has been overrated for me. Keeps my mind open.

As for an avatar, I've got one in mind and I'm gonna load it soon.
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: bill on July 22, 2006, 04:47:46 PM
'jour.
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Damaris on July 22, 2006, 09:55:05 PM
The official forum guideline is 500x500.  We're not going to let forumers answer questions if you guys change stuff ;)
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Paladin Sheppard on July 22, 2006, 09:57:07 PM
Welcome to the loony bin Nex enjoy your stay  :mwaha
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Dakata on July 22, 2006, 09:59:40 PM
Wait, this is the Loony Bin now? ...I thought this was a forum. D:


Ai, we can disable siggies (and avvies), you know. :P

Profile > Look and Layout Pref.s

Look for "Don't show other users' avatars/signatures." :P

Edit: Almost forgot...

Welcome to the forum, Nex. I've got some good news, and some bad news.

The good news is you saved lots of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico.

...The bad news is you'll never be sane ever again. :3 Yay!
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Rowne on July 22, 2006, 10:19:39 PM
Besides, as far as images go, if one has Firefox then there's always AdBlock.  AdBlock isn't only for ads.  No, 'tis the most joyous remover of any undesirable images on the Unending Wire.

That said, h'lo new person!
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Suwako on July 23, 2006, 03:26:57 AM
Quote from: Damaris on July 22, 2006, 09:55:05 PM
The official forum guideline is 500x500.  We're not going to let forumers answer questions if you guys change stuff ;)

:bat Okay I'm going to put a 500 high signature image up now  :twisted

:mowtongue Like whatever, You are able to change them when they're anoying anyways  :mowmeep
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on July 23, 2006, 05:31:49 AM
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mwaha
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Suwako on July 23, 2006, 05:35:08 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on July 23, 2006, 05:31:49 AM
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mwaha

Damn Fledglings, always being evil  :mowwink
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Rowne on July 23, 2006, 07:16:24 AM
* Rowne whistles merrily and goes around eradicating bad images, such as Hazzy's huge black PNG, using clever wildcards in case they return.

Oh how I love thee, Gecko-based browsers, let me count the ways.

Even K-Meleon has Adblock built in these days.

...

*Cough.*
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on July 23, 2006, 09:47:48 AM
:( You're no fun.
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Rowne on July 23, 2006, 10:14:25 AM
Behold the internet superiority of Free software!

Not to mention that there are extensions for Firefox even that can control the maximum size of any images (including embedded ones) and scale them down should they be over that size.  Then, of course, there's the greatness of greasemonkey.

If one desires to travel the internet, one must be well equipped and well prepared to deal with the horrors within!
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Nex on July 23, 2006, 02:05:39 PM
Out of everything I've seen so far, I can only conclude that all of you have lost your minds on the brink of insanity, that your souls have been corrupted by the dark arts you practice in this realm, awaiting a moment where you will be able to unleash it on the world.

... I think I'll fit right in :D
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Damaris on July 23, 2006, 02:40:30 PM
 :meh

If a 500 pixel high sig would bother me, why would I set the max size for the forum to that size?

:kruger
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: Tiger_T on July 23, 2006, 02:44:34 PM
Quote from: Nex on July 23, 2006, 02:05:39 PM
Out of everything I've seen so far, I can only conclude that all of you have lost your minds on the brink of insanity, that your souls have been corrupted by the dark arts you practice in this realm, awaiting a moment where you will be able to unleash it on the world.

... I think I'll fit right in :D
*pours him a stiletto of Frankfurter wieners*

"Cheers!" to that one! :mowmeep

Welcome!
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: LionHeart on July 23, 2006, 10:03:24 PM
Quote from: Nex on July 23, 2006, 02:05:39 PM
Out of everything I've seen so far, I can only conclude that all of you have lost your minds on the brink of insanity, that your souls have been corrupted by the dark arts you practice in this realm, awaiting a moment where you will be able to unleash it on the world.

...

You're on to us, aren't you?  :mowwink

Welcome aboard. *gives Nex a souvenir coffee mug*
Title: Re: Challo
Post by: bill on July 23, 2006, 10:22:05 PM
Quote from: Nex on July 23, 2006, 02:05:39 PM
Out of everything I've seen so far, I can only conclude that all of you have lost your minds on the brink of insanity, that your souls have been corrupted by the dark arts you practice in this realm, awaiting a moment where you will be able to unleash it on the world.
That's when I'm off Red Bull.