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Title: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] - Qualification
Post by: Raiettei on August 29, 2009, 04:28:16 AM
I did this topic thing twice in a row now. This experience teaches me one thing: I need to get to sleep earlier.

So he's no bodyguard.
I like how Dan's immediately offensive against Abel's abilities in innkeeping.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Janus Whitefurr on August 29, 2009, 04:53:38 AM
Proof that an education is NOT a bad thing!

Or something.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Darkdragon on August 29, 2009, 04:56:46 AM
Judging by Alexi's remark, the inn doesn't seem to gather many customers during the night run.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 05:13:02 AM
I'd be a little suspect of Abel's qualifications myself.  Sweeping floors is one thing, but does he know how to operate the till?  What a debit card is?  How to operate the card-reader?  What the liquor licensing laws are in this territory/century?

Are they still using the same currency as 400 years ago?  Are they even using the same number base (*)? Until about 1969 the UK used a bizarre currency that was non-metric and wholly illogical (people who have played Simon the Sorcerer 2 will get the idea).   The Euro was introduced under a decade ago so this kind of change is liable to happen several times in his lifespan.  Would he be able to spot a counterfeit coin or note?

Assuming the answer to all the above is 'yes', or that he has Dan hidden behind the bar to verify all the money for him, it would be kind of cool - he can probably tell if someone is underage without even looking at them.


(*)Do the inhabitants of Furrae count in Octal, having only 8 digits?




Quote from: Darkdragon on August 29, 2009, 04:56:46 AM
Judging by Alexi's remark, the inn doesn't seem to gather many customers during the night run.
That's because they currently close at night.  Alexsi has to sleep, so did Merlitz (since he was the bouncer during the day) and whatever other arrangement they used to have for doing it (Destania?) is no longer present.  It's only now they have Abel that it's become feasible.
That and Abel may have suggested it himself to give him something to do (and as insurance against Alexsi turning on him).
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Chaos on August 29, 2009, 05:42:24 AM
The questions stated above are stupid, brilliant and distilled GEEK! If you experience any side effects from contact to GEEK, please consult your local doctor.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: MT Hazard on August 29, 2009, 06:04:15 AM
"Relevant experience" oh how I loath to see that on a job advert. No, I haven't got relevant experience because everybody asks for it yet no one will provide it!

edit: Also ever think that Lex has just tricked Dan into working the night shift as well, if only to keep an eye on Abel?

edit edit: Spelling and Grammar hate me!
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: MT Hazard on August 29, 2009, 06:04:15 AM
edit: Also ever think that Lex has just tricked Dan into working the night shift as well, if only to keep an eye on Abel?

I don't think Dan is anything like as distrustful of Abel as he was at first.  They may not exactly get along, but I don't see Dan worrying about Abel going on a bender.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Anri on August 29, 2009, 09:31:31 AM
*ahem* In regards to the rant, Anri disavows any and all knowledge of any thunderstorm activity occurring within the southern Ontario region at any point during this supposed summer. This is not the thunder kitsune you are looking for!

:shifty
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Wanderer on August 29, 2009, 09:53:01 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 07:21:54 AM
Quote from: MT Hazard on August 29, 2009, 06:04:15 AM
edit: Also ever think that Lex has just tricked Dan into working the night shift as well, if only to keep an eye on Abel?

I don't think Dan is anything like as distrustful of Abel as he was at first.  They may not exactly get along, but I don't see Dan worrying about Abel going on a bender.

A person he doesn't get along with is going to be in charge of letting people into his home at night. I would find that moderately unsettling myself.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Ghostwish on August 29, 2009, 09:56:16 AM
Don't worry Amber, you're not alone on the Final Destination opinion. I watched the first one and wondered how in the hells it managed to spawn a sequel. XD
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 09:59:39 AM
Quote from: Wanderer on August 29, 2009, 09:53:01 AM
A person he doesn't get along with is going to be in charge of letting people into his home at night. I would find that moderately unsettling myself.

That's true, though to be fair, Fa'Lina has demonstrated that going through the front door is somewhat optional, so if one of Abel's hypothetical evil allies wants to get into Lost Lake, it wouldn't make much difference who was guarding the door.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on August 29, 2009, 10:01:53 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 05:13:02 AM
I'd be a little suspect of Abel's qualifications myself.  Sweeping floors is one thing, but does he know how to operate the till?  What a debit card is?  How to operate the card-reader?  What the liquor licensing laws are in this territory/century?

Are they still using the same currency as 400 years ago?  Are they even using the same number base (*)? Until about 1969 the UK used a bizarre currency that was non-metric and wholly illogical (people who have played Simon the Sorcerer 2 will get the idea).   The Euro was introduced under a decade ago so this kind of change is liable to happen several times in his lifespan.  Would he be able to spot a counterfeit coin or note?

Assuming the answer to all the above is 'yes', or that he has Dan hidden behind the bar to verify all the money for him, it would be kind of cool - he can probably tell if someone is underage without even looking at them.


Actually, some judicious mind reading would also probably be enough to spot someone trying to hand over counterfeit money, as well as an underage drinker. After all, any criminal is probably thinking of their caper. Someone handing over fake money would probably have "Is he going to buy it" running through his mind.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 10:11:32 AM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on August 29, 2009, 10:01:53 AM
Actually, some judicious mind reading would also probably be enough to spot someone trying to hand over counterfeit money, as well as an underage drinker.
Not after the stuff has entered circulation, they won't.  There's been an explosion in fake pound coins recently - my brother has learned to spot them and once or twice I've ended up with change containing something that physically resembles - but isn't - a 50p piece.
The embarrassing part was when a shopkeeper with sharper eyes than me pointed this out  :rolleyes
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Jairus on August 29, 2009, 11:30:11 AM
Oh, Abel's probably taken Sweeping 101, Advanced Cleaning, and maybe even a Modern Currency elective by this point. I'm sure he'll do fine.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Gamma on August 29, 2009, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 10:11:32 AM
There's been an explosion in fake pound coins recently...

Huh, since we Americans want to spend a lot of money on currency made from cotton; I never really thought of counterfeiting coins much. Sounds pretty lucrative. :3


I do agree that Abel has a reason in the back of his mind to find a way to mess with Dan. If there is a problem we may not get to see much of it besides a comment a day later or just three panels. Hell it could be the whole arch with something being stolen, Mows on the loose, yada yada.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Fex on August 29, 2009, 11:38:37 AM
If you need 300 year in college to just sweep, how much do you need to be aloud to serve? :B
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Anri on August 29, 2009, 11:52:02 AM
Well... if someone is knowingly trying to pull one over on Abel I think he's likely to pick up that thought from them and know.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on August 29, 2009, 11:52:50 AM
So, I was half right about Alexis leaving Abel in charge. She's just not going anrwhere. And on the rant of Final Destination, it would probably be a bit better if they actually give the people someone to physically fight.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Starcat5 on August 29, 2009, 12:12:12 PM
Quote from: JackTheCubiWolf on August 29, 2009, 11:52:50 AM
So, I was half right about Alexis leaving Abel in charge. She's just not going anrwhere. And on the rant of Final Destination, it would probably be a bit better if they actually give the people someone to physically fight.

That actually poses an interesting question for me: In any of the movies, did ANYONE actually survive past the ending credits?
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: ChaosMageX on August 29, 2009, 01:00:02 PM
Quote from: Jairus on August 29, 2009, 11:30:11 AM
Oh, Abel's probably taken Sweeping 101, Advanced Cleaning, and maybe even a Modern Currency elective by this point. I'm sure he'll do fine.

Good point.  Abel would have to have known about modern currency and had some non-counterfeited modern currency on his person or he would not have been able to buy the things he did in the mall arc.

I can't seem to find the strip where Abel is explaining to Jyrrus that it's easier for cubi to get a job, earn some real money, and just buy raw things instead of synthesizing them through magic.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: LionHeart on August 29, 2009, 01:05:44 PM
This one. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_652.php)

Abel acquired the money here (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_630.php).
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Buhamet on August 29, 2009, 01:21:07 PM
I'm pretty sure that Abel'd be able to handle any agressive drunks during a night shift, along with any hostile people in general, drunk or not. All he'd have to do is read their minds, confuse them to hell, and if all else fails, possibly make them question their whole lifestyle and sexuality :P

Either way, Abel working the nightshift probably isn't going to be as much of a problem as many people think. He won't have to worry about lacking energy or boredom either, so I don't really see many downsides, other than Lexsi or Dan waking up by accident
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 01:37:20 PM
Quote from: Buhamet on August 29, 2009, 01:21:07 PM
I don't really see many downsides, other than Lexsi or Dan waking up by accident

I don't know if Dan does sleep anymore.  Interestingly he might do it to try and get in touch with Cyra, and he might still do it out of habit, but I don't believe he needs to.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Buhamet on August 29, 2009, 01:39:07 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 01:37:20 PM
Quote from: Buhamet on August 29, 2009, 01:21:07 PM
I don't really see many downsides, other than Lexsi or Dan waking up by accident

I don't know if Dan does sleep anymore.  Interestingly he might do it to try and get in touch with Cyra, and he might still do it out of habit, but I don't believe he needs to.

Good point. Cyra'd probably be able to help with any nagging questions he'd have about what Cubi can do, and besides, he's just met his grandmother for the first time. He'd probably want to know a bit about her
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Alondro on August 29, 2009, 02:47:48 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 10:11:32 AM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on August 29, 2009, 10:01:53 AM
Actually, some judicious mind reading would also probably be enough to spot someone trying to hand over counterfeit money, as well as an underage drinker.
Not after the stuff has entered circulation, they won't.  There's been an explosion in fake pound coins recently - my brother has learned to spot them and once or twice I've ended up with change containing something that physically resembles - but isn't - a 50p piece.
The embarrassing part was when a shopkeeper with sharper eyes than me pointed this out  :rolleyes

I have 16 pounds from coins given me by travellers now and then.  :3

I also have 100 pounds of US pennies... that's weight, not currency.  It took me 3 days to roll them all.   :erk
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Lego3400 on August 29, 2009, 03:51:43 PM
Quote from: Alondro on August 29, 2009, 02:47:48 PM
I also have 100 pounds of US pennies... that's weight, not currency.  It took me 3 days to roll them all.   :erk
:erk ....  :mwaha

That is all I can say to that.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Zedd on August 29, 2009, 04:29:15 PM
Hey I had two years of collage and yet I got a job anyways as well o.o
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Naldru on August 29, 2009, 04:56:02 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on August 29, 2009, 01:05:44 PM
This one. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_652.php)

Abel acquired the money here (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_630.php).
Actually, I believe that this is where Abel earned the money. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_630.php)
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: jimsan on August 29, 2009, 05:43:26 PM
This may have been mentioned in yesterday's discussion, but did anyone else notice she's wearing a black dress. Remember how Dan reacted last time Alexi wore a black dress? (I wonder if he just hasn't noticed yet...)
Surely he won't think Abel is using mind control on Alexi....  :mwaha
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Kenji on August 29, 2009, 08:31:47 PM
I'd call his references. Just in case.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Cogidubnus on August 29, 2009, 11:09:06 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 29, 2009, 05:13:02 AM
I'd be a little suspect of Abel's qualifications myself.  Sweeping floors is one thing, but does he know how to operate the till?  What a debit card is?  How to operate the card-reader?  What the liquor licensing laws are in this territory/century?

Are they still using the same currency as 400 years ago?  Are they even using the same number base (*)? Until about 1969 the UK used a bizarre currency that was non-metric and wholly illogical (people who have played Simon the Sorcerer 2 will get the idea).   The Euro was introduced under a decade ago so this kind of change is liable to happen several times in his lifespan.  Would he be able to spot a counterfeit coin or note?

Assuming the answer to all the above is 'yes', or that he has Dan hidden behind the bar to verify all the money for him, it would be kind of cool - he can probably tell if someone is underage without even looking at them.


(*)Do the inhabitants of Furrae count in Octal, having only 8 digits?

Alternatively, being able to read minds and emotions would allow one to nicely know if you were being cheated. Or if they're trying to buy things they shouldn't be able to. Or if they're from the Furrae Alcoholic Beverage Commission and are trying to get your liquor license revoked.

Admittedly, that wouldn't help much insofar as a debit card, or cash register's inner workings, would be concerned. But being a psychic shopkeeper would be very handy indeed. My mind wanders to Oblivion...
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Arapaima on August 30, 2009, 01:23:23 AM
It never occurred to me that Abel was taken advantage of by a cougar. I see what you've done there Mrs. Williams!
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Tapewolf on August 30, 2009, 05:51:35 AM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on August 29, 2009, 11:09:06 PM
Admittedly, that wouldn't help much insofar as a debit card, or cash register's inner workings, would be concerned. But being a psychic shopkeeper would be very handy indeed.
He could just present them with their orders before they had spoken them, for example.  Though that would peg him as a Creature.

QuoteMy mind wanders to Oblivion...
They are psychic, aren't they?  They instinctively know the difference between a sword I stole and a sword I took from someone I murdered and only accept the latter.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: MT Hazard on August 30, 2009, 07:17:59 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 30, 2009, 05:51:35 AM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on August 29, 2009, 11:09:06 PM
Admittedly, that wouldn't help much insofar as a debit card, or cash register's inner workings, would be concerned. But being a psychic shopkeeper would be very handy indeed.
He could just present them with their orders before they had spoken them, for example.  Though that would peg him as a Creature.

QuoteMy mind wanders to Oblivion...
They are psychic, aren't they?  They instinctively know the difference between a sword I stole and a sword I took from someone I murdered and only accept the latter.


They and by extension you (the player) are part of a giant group mind, it explains everything, like how everyone knows about your famous deeds, skill/attribute levels and such. The only reason they don't know about your evil deeds is that you are intentional concealing them, they know you did something nasty, their just not sure what.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on August 30, 2009, 04:58:20 PM
I think Abel is fully qualified to run the in. It can be to hard, especially for an experienced Cubi.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA #1037] Qualification
Post by: Chaos on September 28, 2009, 07:36:34 AM
Quote from: Jairus on August 29, 2009, 11:30:11 AM
Oh, Abel's probably taken Sweeping 101, Advanced Cleaning, and maybe even a Modern Currency elective by this point. I'm sure he'll do fine.

He took that elective 100 years ago...

I got to admit, the money thing it really weird in the real world too. How many times has a Canadian been rejected with the "We don't accept Monopoly Money" line. I swear, our bills used to look like money. It used to look like this (http://www.spaciousplanet.com/images/world/thumbnails/oldCanadianMoney33612280192619314.jpeg) and now it looks like This! (http://www.ugo.com/lifestyle/cool-currency/?cur=Canada)

Then there is he names. We follow the US struture well enough, so penny (with a leaf on it.), nickle (with a beaver), dime (with a ship called the bluenose, I think), then quarter (mostly a deer head, but we have 50 hundred other pictures). Then wee get to the Dollar coin, we call it a loonie. It has a picture of a loon (http://aknhp.uaa.alaska.edu/LoonWatch/Images/common%20loon.jpg) on it. This is where all sense seems to end. We then swap out the Two Dollar Bill (http://www.cdnpapermoney.com/images/Birds/1986_2f.jpg) for a  Two dollar coin (http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4713946/2/istockphoto_4713946-canadian-2-dollar-coins.jpg). We call it a toonie. Thank god we spell it with an "ie" instead of the "y" my spellchecker wants to use. And thank god we didn't go with the other logical name, the "Bearlie". Fitting though, since $2 barely buys you a coffee.

Then you get to the bills. Oh, hell the bills. As shown above, we havn't done much to move away from the monopoly money joke.

Though I got to run to work now, so I'll just leave you with this. One thing that is awesome about our money... Dang, I can't find the photo, but one of our bills has a picture of a satellite on it. Go tech!

Sorry for the rant, I stole some of the content from a comedian I saw on TV and this was me killing time before my bus... oh shi... *run*
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: Tapewolf on September 28, 2009, 07:51:20 AM
Something of a blast from the past, there, hmmm?
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: LionHeart on September 28, 2009, 10:17:19 AM
We in Australia have a one-dollar coin and a two-dollar coin. The two-dollar coin is smaller than the one-dollar coin...
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: hapless on September 28, 2009, 11:25:42 AM
Here the "1" coin is acually larger than any other, not only the fractions but also the 2 and 5. Less ornate, tho.

/h
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: Janus Whitefurr on September 28, 2009, 11:01:58 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on September 28, 2009, 10:17:19 AM
We in Australia have a one-dollar coin and a two-dollar coin. The two-dollar coin is smaller than the one-dollar coin...

Got 50 cents there, guv?
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: LionHeart on September 29, 2009, 10:53:07 AM
Sure thing. *plink*

(http://www.terratourist.com/images/2001aust/jpg/aucoins.m.jpg)
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: Janus Whitefurr on September 30, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
I love our 50c. It's just so... uniquely shaped compared to every other round coin.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: ChaosMageX on September 30, 2009, 12:06:37 PM
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on September 30, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
I love our 50c. It's just so... uniquely shaped compared to every other round coin.

This makes me want to visit Australia even more now.
Not just the great sites, interesting critters, and cool accents, but also a cool coin that would give a unique tactile sensation.
Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: Kage on September 30, 2009, 01:39:59 PM
Quote from: ChaosMageX on September 30, 2009, 12:06:37 PM
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on September 30, 2009, 01:14:54 AM
I love our 50c. It's just so... uniquely shaped compared to every other round coin.

This makes me want to visit Australia even more now.
Not just the great sites, interesting critters, and cool accents, but also a cool coin that would give a unique tactile sensation.

If you want cool coins you should go directly to that country's mint and see what they have for sale.  Invariably you'll find some really neat collectors coins there:

Royal Australian Mint (http://www.ramint.gov.au/)
Royal Canadian Mint (http://www.mint.ca/) <-- The Canadians make some awesome coins.
US Mint (http://www.usmint.gov/) <-- Not quite as interesting coins as the Aussies' or the Canadians', but still neat to browse.

Title: Re: 08/29/09 [DMFA#1037] - Qualification
Post by: Ted Schiller on September 30, 2009, 05:39:04 PM
I got employed, of that I was glad,
and if I had sold twenty barrels of ale
with a manner as smooth as a sable,
they'd make me part of a partnership
Alexsi, Dan, and Abel.
   
:cheers

With regards,
Ted