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The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: Rakala on August 22, 2009, 05:34:44 PM

Title: Really?
Post by: Rakala on August 22, 2009, 05:34:44 PM
Follow the link. It is unbelievably..... I can't even think of a word for it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117379/
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Tapewolf on August 22, 2009, 05:37:20 PM
Quote from: Rakala on August 22, 2009, 05:34:44 PM
Follow the link. It is unbelievably..... I can't even think of a word for it.

I can.  "La".  As in "La la la la la, can't hear you..."
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on August 22, 2009, 05:47:03 PM
I just saw a trailer for it and it actually looks good.
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on August 22, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
Meh, doesn't hold a candle to The Good, the Bad and the Swamp Monster.
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Post by: ooklah on August 23, 2009, 01:56:27 AM
It sounds like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.. or their newer one... Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters.  :)
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Vidar on August 23, 2009, 02:13:51 AM
This reminds me a bit of 'Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter'.
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Post by: Gareeku on August 23, 2009, 05:20:18 AM
Best. Movie. EVER.
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Post by: Zina on August 23, 2009, 09:22:47 AM
THIS SOUNDS AMAZING AND I WILL WATCH IT EVERYDAY.
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Post by: bill on August 23, 2009, 09:53:13 AM
I am not going to watch this movie
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Zedd on August 23, 2009, 11:13:06 AM
Quote from: bill on August 23, 2009, 09:53:13 AM
I am not going to watch this movie
Why not? I made millions on it!
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Tipod on August 23, 2009, 11:37:44 AM
Hey, with Chris Carter as vampire #7. Nice to see he's still getting work.
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: rabid_fox on August 23, 2009, 12:03:11 PM

Lovers of terrible movies, I recommend "Alien Blood" to you.
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Aisha deCabre on August 23, 2009, 12:08:05 PM
*Blink*  Normally I stay quiet when topics in the Fortress come up like this.  But as someone who loves a good movie plot, I just have to say, "What the flippin' heck?"

That is all.  :B
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: rabid_fox on August 23, 2009, 06:22:41 PM

I hate good movie plots. They're for NERDS.
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Post by: Alondro on August 23, 2009, 06:27:02 PM
Is this like "Santa Claus vs The Martians"?
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: rabid_fox on August 23, 2009, 06:36:54 PM

If by like you mean like snorting the bones of Travis from Blink 182 then by god, I hope so.
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Aisha deCabre on August 24, 2009, 01:57:23 AM
Quote from: rabid_fox on August 23, 2009, 06:22:41 PM

I hate good movie plots. They're for NERDS.

You haven't the faintest idea of they who truly rule the world then, huh?  >:3

Right, I'm done here. x3
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Vidar on August 24, 2009, 04:43:57 AM
Quote from: Alondro on August 23, 2009, 06:27:02 PM
Is this like "Santa Claus vs The Martians"?

Maybe it's more like Bambi meets Godzilla (yes, there is a movie with that title).
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: superluser on August 25, 2009, 12:29:45 AM
Quote from: Vidar on August 24, 2009, 04:43:57 AMMaybe it's more like Bambi meets Godzilla (yes, there is a movie with that title).

Bambi Meets Godzilla is actually pretty good (if short--plus it features music from the Beatles).  Exactly what it says on the tin.

Maybe this will be more like The Slammie Bros vs Godzilla and Gamera.  Or possibly Vampire Lesbians of Sodom.
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: Alondro on August 25, 2009, 09:52:15 AM
Quote from: superluser on August 25, 2009, 12:29:45 AM
Maybe this will be more like The Slammie Bros vs Godzilla and Gamera.  Or possibly Vampire Lesbians of Sodom.

*quietly goes out to rent the latter one*  For... scientific purposes, obviously.   :shifty
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: superluser on August 25, 2009, 11:37:31 AM
Quote from: Alondro on August 25, 2009, 09:52:15 AM
Quote from: superluser on August 25, 2009, 12:29:45 AMMaybe this will be more like The Slammie Bros vs Godzilla and Gamera.  Or possibly Vampire Lesbians of Sodom.
*quietly goes out to rent the latter one*  For... scientific purposes, obviously.   :shifty

I think that one might only be a play, and not a film.  Nevertheless, the same playwright, Charles Busch, has also created Psycho Beach Party (based on his play Gidget Goes Psychotic), which is definitely out on video.
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on August 29, 2009, 11:16:35 PM
what's sad is I haven't seen it ,and I can already predict every plot twist of the film within a 90% accuracy.


although it being a vampire movie means  will probably see it eventually.

Now Jesus vs Dracula... Remember that's Christ, the hippie lord and savior, who apparently dropped out f the religious scene during the 70's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRIypcaIX4
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/
Title: Re: Really?
Post by: RJ on September 01, 2009, 07:38:59 AM
It can't be better than Shakes vs Plates though.  :)