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The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: Alondro on July 12, 2009, 05:28:39 PM

Title: My internet is back. :3
Post by: Alondro on July 12, 2009, 05:28:39 PM
Well, our home router died at last.

That's why little has been seen of me.

The family waited for me to come back to do anything about it.  But since I fear touching computer thingees, lest they asplode, we waited for my computer-literate other brother to be free to set up the new router system, which has all these complex security codes and whatnot to secure the network.
Title: Re: My internet is back. :3
Post by: Lysander on July 12, 2009, 07:43:06 PM
Now that I think about it, I haven't seen you around much. Nice to see you again.   :januscat
Title: Re: My internet is back. :3
Post by: Cogidubnus on July 12, 2009, 08:06:52 PM
I had assumed the edge of the galaxy had exceeded the speed of light and thusly stretched space-time to such an extent that the fabric of reality ripped apart, directly upon the spot your router formerly inhabited and forming a new universe inside the bowels of the internet.

However, it appears this is not so! Good to know! :3
Title: Re: My internet is back. :3
Post by: Alondro on July 12, 2009, 11:13:11 PM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on July 12, 2009, 08:06:52 PM
I had assumed the edge of the galaxy had exceeded the speed of light and thusly stretched space-time to such an extent that the fabric of reality ripped apart, directly upon the spot your router formerly inhabited and forming a new universe inside the bowels of the internet.

However, it appears this is not so! Good to know! :3

Well, that's actually kinda sorta what happened.  But luckily we called these guys on some planet called Logopolis, who are now endlessly entering computations to keep the universe from unraveling.   :3

*the Master shows up*

I have a bad feeling about this...  :paranoid