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Underground Warehouse => Treasury => Castle Keep => Topic started by: alexwars1 on May 31, 2009, 04:42:42 AM

Title: DOW problems
Post by: alexwars1 on May 31, 2009, 04:42:42 AM
Okay, I got DOW (dawn of war to the ignorant masses) and DOW DC (Dark Crusade, see left).
Now, to play with the races from DOW in DOW DC, i need to put in a CD key. The problem is is that my version of DOW is the game of the year version. Thus, the CD key fails. Help please.

(if you do not help I will steal your blood in the night.)
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 31, 2009, 05:40:54 AM
I don't have any blood.

There is an easy solution to this. It involves looking on the internet - google, or altavista, or astalavista; any of the usual search engines will do.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: superluser on May 31, 2009, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 31, 2009, 05:40:54 AM
I don't have any blood.

There is an easy solution to this. It involves looking on the internet - google, or altavista, or astalavista; any of the usual search engines will do.

Maybe I should google that for him (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22dawn+of+war%22+%22game+of+the+year%22+%22bad+cd+key%22).
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: alexwars1 on June 01, 2009, 03:33:26 AM
You actualy asume I didn't try that, while i'm asking on a COMIC forum site. I put more faith in you than I should. Prepare for blood loss.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 01, 2009, 05:58:26 AM
Quote from: alexwars1 on June 01, 2009, 03:33:26 AM
You actualy asume I didn't try that, while i'm asking on a COMIC forum site. I put more faith in you than I should. Prepare for blood loss.

... You're going to cut yourself at us? How threatening.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Turnsky on June 01, 2009, 06:01:25 AM
"What're gonna do? BLEED on me?"

seriously man.. have you perhaps tried to ask.... oooh, i dunno..

These guys (http://forums.relicnews.com/forumdisplay.php?f=125)? seems to me that the developers would have more of an idea than a small facet of the internets  :U
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: alexwars1 on June 02, 2009, 07:30:12 AM
hissssssssssssssssss...
I steal your blood.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 02, 2009, 08:53:07 AM
Oh, good. Now you have a handful of nothing, see second post, and you can corroborate with anyone on here. Ask anyone if the moderators are human, and the times that they don't run screaming in fear, they'll confirm my story...
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: superluser on June 02, 2009, 10:45:57 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 02, 2009, 08:53:07 AMOh, good. Now you have a handful of nothing, see second post, and you can corroborate with anyone on here. Ask anyone if the moderators are human, and the times that they don't run screaming in fear, they'll confirm my story...

Hey!  I thought we were all human here, not 9th Cat-Mage-Barbarian-Warrior-Ferret... whatever.  It's not like I can say that with a straight face, but once in a while I like to pretend I'm outraged.

As usual, llearch is completely in the right while being very entertaining.  That said,

Quote from: alexwars1 on June 02, 2009, 07:30:12 AMhissssssssssssssssss...
I steal your blood.

My blood!  My precious vials of antique blood!
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Turnsky on June 02, 2009, 10:52:25 AM
Quote from: alexwars1 on June 02, 2009, 07:30:12 AM
hissssssssssssssssss...
I steal your blood.

Wait in line, i've got half of Tasmania's medical community wanting a piece of me.


Take a number.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 02, 2009, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: superluser on June 02, 2009, 10:45:57 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 02, 2009, 08:53:07 AMOh, good. Now you have a handful of nothing, see second post, and you can corroborate with anyone on here. Ask anyone if the moderators are human, and the times that they don't run screaming in fear, they'll confirm my story...

Hey!  I thought we were all human here, not 9th Cat-Mage-Barbarian-Warrior-Ferret... whatever.  It's not like I can say that with a straight face, but once in a while I like to pretend I'm outraged.

You lot are all human. The moderators, though? ;-]
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Keleth on June 02, 2009, 03:05:42 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 02, 2009, 11:02:02 AM
Quote from: superluser on June 02, 2009, 10:45:57 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 02, 2009, 08:53:07 AMOh, good. Now you have a handful of nothing, see second post, and you can corroborate with anyone on here. Ask anyone if the moderators are human, and the times that they don't run screaming in fear, they'll confirm my story...

Hey!  I thought we were all human here, not 9th Cat-Mage-Barbarian-Warrior-Ferret... whatever.  It's not like I can say that with a straight face, but once in a while I like to pretend I'm outraged.

You lot are all human. The moderators, though? ;-]

The Moderators are all house hippos

*nods sagely*

And good AlexWars, you might want to not bleed on the floor, it causes all sorts of problems with the Janitorial staff :<
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Mao on June 02, 2009, 03:06:53 PM
Wait wait wait....


When did I get promoted to human?
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 02, 2009, 06:05:15 PM
ITYM demoted. HTH, HAND.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Turnsky on June 02, 2009, 10:58:13 PM
Quote from: Drathorin on June 02, 2009, 03:05:42 PM
And good AlexWars, you might want to not bleed on the floor, it causes all sorts of problems with the Janitorial staff :<

indeed, it makes them hungry, and it doesn't look good to have them licking the floors.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: alexwars1 on June 03, 2009, 11:24:39 PM
Of course the MODS Don't have blood. Why do you think i'm stealing it?
hissssssssssssssssss...
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2009, 12:21:35 AM
we've got a live one 'ere.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 04, 2009, 03:40:41 AM
Are you sure? There's no alpha wave activity at all...
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Turnsky on June 04, 2009, 03:56:13 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 04, 2009, 03:40:41 AM
Are you sure? There's no alpha wave activity at all...

well, 'live' meaning that there's a pulse... not sure if there's anything going on upstairs though.. "space invaders" comes to mind.



"i can hear the ocean!"
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Valynth on June 04, 2009, 04:05:12 AM
Quote from: Turnsky on June 04, 2009, 03:56:13 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 04, 2009, 03:40:41 AM
Are you sure? There's no alpha wave activity at all...

well, 'live' meaning that there's a pulse... not sure if there's anything going on upstairs though.. "space invaders" comes to mind.



"i can hear the ocean!"

I sincerely doubt he runs on an 8-bit micro processor...  more like several transistors.

*nerds back into cloaking*
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 04, 2009, 04:06:35 AM
Quote from: Turnsky on June 04, 2009, 03:56:13 AM
well, 'live' meaning that there's a pulse... not sure if there's anything going on upstairs though.. "space invaders" comes to mind.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, perhaps...
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Keleth on June 04, 2009, 02:50:37 PM
I have a plan


Get her!
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Mao on June 04, 2009, 02:52:59 PM
Very scientific Drath.
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 04, 2009, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: Drathorin on June 04, 2009, 02:50:37 PM
I have a plan


Get her!


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *points*
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Zedd on June 05, 2009, 01:13:44 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d156/HuskieBoi666/Files%20of%20random/keyboardcat-1.jpg) This thread could use it more
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Brownie on June 13, 2009, 12:25:58 AM
I think this is the fastest I've ever seen a topic go off-topic.

Anyway, you're pretty much buggered.
Happy DoWing!
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Valynth on June 13, 2009, 03:01:17 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 13, 2009, 12:25:58 AM
I think this is the fastest I've ever seen a topic go off-topic.

Search the old threads.  This one does not, by any means, set derailment records for this or any forum.

If you don't want to do that, just go look on *removed because poster doesn't want traffic for people who wanted said site* for the current record, then again I guess you can't derail a train crash....
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 13, 2009, 05:00:09 AM
I've seen one go off-topic in the first reply. I think that's about as fast as it can be done...
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Lisky on June 13, 2009, 09:40:53 AM
i actually thing i've seen off-topic first post, than the second post was on a total tangent to the first too... but that's the worst i've ever seen  :3
Title: Re: DOW problems
Post by: Brownie on June 13, 2009, 06:37:55 PM
Well, I guess it's safe to say, AJ fails at intimidation. Forever.
See, Scary AJ is NOT scary.
I speak from experience. We know each other.

This thread, however, is beginning to scare me. We went from DoW problems, to blood loss to how fast a topic can go off-topic.
This place is much better for humor than that other forum.