crippling depression now lessening to generic apathy thanks to not one but TWO pills
my urge to socialize may soon spread to people other then zedd, jiggy, ren, and jay, so be warned that i live
in addition to my happy pills i am now on a kind of crazy pill normally given to schizophrenics. the side effects are far more frightening but i no longer care for some strange reason...
side effects include
- inability to sweat
- heart attack
- uncontrollable drooling
- stroke
- loss of motor function
- paralysis
- pregnancy
- numbness of one side of the body
- death
- dementia
- unusual urine coloration
- dehydration
- itchy scalp
- heartburn/acid reflux
- urge to barf
guess which three of those i suffer from already ;)
If you're pregnant, this will be a landmark case in female equality.
I was gonna go with pregnancy too.
Thankfully, I believe we can rule out death and heart attack, and presumably pregnancy despite the comedic value, so I'm going with:
- urge to barf
- uncontrollable drooling
- unusual urine coloration
Regardless, NONE of the described side effects would seem to register on the "whee, this is fun" scale.
Sadly, the first thing this made me think of was that old happy fun ball commercial. Hope you're doing all right Brunhidden.
Some of those sound like stroke symptoms.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on May 27, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
I was gonna go with pregnancy too.
well i HAVE gained some weight, are you all calling me fat?
Quote from: Dannysaysnoo on May 27, 2009, 05:48:41 PM
Some of those sound like stroke symptoms.
stroke
is a side effect :P
so far only one was guessed correctly, and by the sloth i don't even know
Ugh. Well I hope things work out for you...
Quote from: Brunhidden on May 27, 2009, 06:07:25 PM
Quote from: Dannysaysnoo on May 27, 2009, 05:48:41 PM
Some of those sound like stroke symptoms.
stroke is a side effect :P
so far only one was guessed correctly, and by the sloth i don't even know
Oh, right.
Then why'd they list the numbness on the left side? That's really stupid.
That's like putting "Loss of vision" right under "Blindness".
the symptoms of stroke can exist outside of a stroke, so its more like listing 'loss of vision' and 'loss of appetite' under 'decapitation'
Luck and health to ya, Brunhidden. None of those side effects sound particularly enjoyable. :januscat