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The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: Ryudo Lee on May 16, 2009, 12:40:12 AM

Title: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: Ryudo Lee on May 16, 2009, 12:40:12 AM
I'm not sure if anyone here follows Gaijin Smash, but... a friend of mine pointed me to this: Mari Mokkori (http://www.gaijinsmash.net/archives/an_extremely_ha.phtml) is a character that is marketed to kids, and is an algae man... with an erection.  I kid you not.  And this is marketed to kids.

(NSFW for language and obviously content)
Title: Re: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: Kafzeil on May 16, 2009, 12:55:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/JeepersMedia

Check this guy's stuff. Some of it will make you say "How in the Seven Hells did THAT get onto shelves?!"
Title: Re: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: superluser on May 16, 2009, 01:25:16 AM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the Hello Kitty shoulder massager.
Title: Re: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: Zina on May 16, 2009, 02:58:02 AM
Marimokkori is everywhere here. Kids love it. I don't understand it, nor do I want to.

He just looks so damn smug about his erection.
Title: Re: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: Lysander on May 16, 2009, 12:02:38 PM
yeah, that's just creepy...   :januscat
Title: Re: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: Sunblink on May 16, 2009, 03:33:00 PM
I'm having a very hard time looking at that thing without at least smirking with vague amusement, especially after Zina said how popular this mascot is. Wow. Just wow.

Quote from: superluser on May 16, 2009, 01:25:16 AM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the Hello Kitty shoulder massager.

Hello Kitty has been used for far more disturbing things. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder) (Warning: pretty gross Wiki article, but I don't think it qualifies for outright NSFW.)
Title: Re: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: Alondro on May 17, 2009, 10:08:24 AM
Ick. 

That is like, the anti-hotness.
Title: Re: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: Nikki on May 18, 2009, 03:26:01 AM
GAG.
Major GAG.

Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on May 16, 2009, 03:33:00 PM
Hello Kitty has been used for far more disturbing things. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder) (Warning: pretty gross Wiki article, but I don't think it qualifies for outright NSFW.)
Yikes.
That reminded me of This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta) (gross as well)
Title: Re: Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)
Post by: Netrogo on May 18, 2009, 10:12:45 AM
Are we really sure he's got an erection? What if he's just that bulgy limp?