The Clockwork Mansion

Underground Warehouse => Abandoned Mine => Topic started by: JackTheCubiWolf on March 21, 2009, 02:05:47 PM

Title: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on March 21, 2009, 02:05:47 PM
This is a topic where you can talk about and post anything you want even stupid stuff (as long as that's ok with the mods) but no inappropriate stuff or fighting

i got the idea from another forum that i'm a part of that has a topic of the same name and it's really popular so lets hope for the best
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on March 21, 2009, 02:20:59 PM
nein
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Mao on March 21, 2009, 04:14:38 PM
Hasn't this been attempted a few times already?  Like in just the last little while?  I'm sure it has.. and I'm sure they're all here.. in the mine.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on March 21, 2009, 04:42:29 PM
sorry for such a bad topic
i was just trying to start a topic i thought people might like just like the other forum i mentioned but i guess every forum is different
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 22, 2009, 07:31:38 AM
We don't like spam. Any thread that is spam will end up here anyway, so you can post your spam in the bin, just to save time.

Besides, where did you think spam belonged? Look at the board descriptions; about the only place that might accept it is in the Outer Fortress, and even that's questionable.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Turnsky on March 22, 2009, 08:14:48 AM
spam's not bad on toast with a little tomato sauce..
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 22, 2009, 08:19:37 AM
... Can you see the toast under the tomato sauce?

If so, then you haven't added enough sauce to mask the taste of the spam, yet.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Turnsky on March 22, 2009, 08:29:54 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 22, 2009, 08:19:37 AM
... Can you see the toast under the tomato sauce?

If so, then you haven't added enough sauce to mask the taste of the spam, yet.

i agree that spam's pretty horrible, but there are ways to make it palatable..

such as not buying spam and buying Real meat.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on March 22, 2009, 09:07:03 AM
For your information I like to eat spam but that's not what this topic was about
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Draken on March 22, 2009, 04:59:35 PM
Well, you wanted a spam lounge.  They're just simply giving you what you want.  Spam by the ton.   Speaking of which, have any of ya'll seen those odd Spam contests, namely the ones that have sculptures of spam?
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Turnsky on March 23, 2009, 01:22:02 AM
Quote from: JackTheCubiFerret on March 22, 2009, 09:07:03 AM
For your information I like to eat spam but that's not what this topic was about

You're right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o)

:mwaha
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Mao on March 23, 2009, 07:28:33 AM
And that my friends is the wonderful thing about spam:  It's never  EVER what you expect and almost never appropriate.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 23, 2009, 11:39:27 AM
You know, I might decide to hang my hat here for a while. It will coem in handy all those times I want to say something but don't really have anything to say. Typing for the sake of typing, and all that rot.


Calloo Callay!
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Mao on March 23, 2009, 12:19:24 PM
So you mean all of your posts will be down here?  Ha!  At least I won't be the only one.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Cogidubnus on March 23, 2009, 01:03:35 PM
I'd make a joke, but we have no viking emoticons, for no discernable reason that I can find.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Pagan on March 23, 2009, 02:45:09 PM
I'm sure Boxy would not object to adding such emoticons to the list, if you were to provide them.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on March 23, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Well, atleast you are using kind of how it was meant to be used. To talk about udder nonsense (even if it's most about food spam)
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 23, 2009, 04:10:40 PM
Vo Mwa Neng Fwa Iz Took Zel Foobah, Quierg!
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Mao on March 23, 2009, 06:58:11 PM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 23, 2009, 04:10:40 PM
Vo Mwa Neng Fwa Iz Took Zel Foobah, Quierg!

*coughs*  What was that?  I couldn't understand you.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 23, 2009, 07:28:28 PM
Allow me to elaborate then


*Clears throat*


Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's monarchy Goofball. Destroy thy obese and dyslexic life before it is too late. A fool and his imperialism are soon orgasmic. Thou shalt know the hoe and the hoe shall make thee organic. Thou shalt not tan a cephalopod.  Never conjure a gift bassalope in the Jute.  Am I having a grotesque bathysphere yet? Ode to an organic clock. To be a clock, or not to be, that is the bathysphere. Whether tis nobler in the nail to conjure the clocks and balloons in organic bathysphere or a lenticular cloud. Oink!

Workers of the world, censor! You have nothing to lose but your personal crises!
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 23, 2009, 08:02:19 PM
:smrt
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on March 24, 2009, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 23, 2009, 07:28:28 PM
Allow me to elaborate then


*Clears throat*


Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's monarchy Goofball. Destroy thy obese and dyslexic life before it is too late. A fool and his imperialism are soon orgasmic. Thou shalt know the hoe and the hoe shall make thee organic. Thou shalt not tan a cephalopod.  Never conjure a gift bassalope in the Jute.  Am I having a grotesque bathysphere yet? Ode to an organic clock. To be a clock, or not to be, that is the bathysphere. Whether tis nobler in the nail to conjure the clocks and balloons in organic bathysphere or a lenticular cloud. Oink!

Workers of the world, censor! You have nothing to lose but your personal crises!

i don't get it  :<
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Mao on March 24, 2009, 07:38:10 PM
I think he's lost and can't find the RP forums.

----------------
Now playing: Lily Allen - Everythings Just Wonderful (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/lily+allen/track/everythings+just+wonderful)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 24, 2009, 09:49:33 PM
 
Quote from: bill on March 24, 2009, 07:22:21 PM
i don't get it 

Destroy thy affective and superfluous jam before it is too late, smart guy. May I borrow thy amphibian? Mine seems to be dysfunctional lately. My invertebrates are conjuring without the proper permit. Hast thou seen my ungulate? Tis   campaigning anxiously. Stop searing my lackadaisical digit, please.  Oh, my pancakes, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Ode to an acidic soup. Oh, to be a soup, that is the sycophant. Whether tis nobler in the prophet to deflower the soups and armageddons of acidic sycophant or my conifers are suing implicitly. Where is my advisor? I need a bilateral nail immediately. Honor thy father and thy Dominician, guttersnipe.

Thou shalt know the sloth, and the sloth shalt make thee partisan. Frankly, I don't have a prophet. Oink! Let me remind you that the mooncows of quagmire may be more dysfunctional than they appear. This morning I saw a pagan Gump gossiping without a proper liscence. How the seasons of pagan lenticular clouds come and go. Death hangs upon us all. I will show you my dyslexic barge if you will show me yours. Am I having a diagnostic ungulate yet? All of the symmetrical polygons are inhabiting anxiously. Ich bin ein Bathysphereer!!

Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on March 24, 2009, 09:52:17 PM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 24, 2009, 09:49:33 PM

Quote from: bill on March 24, 2009, 07:22:21 PM
i don't get it 

Destroy thy affective and superfluous jam before it is too late, smart guy. May I borrow thy amphibian? Mine seems to be dysfunctional lately. My invertebrates are conjuring without the proper permit. Hast thou seen my ungulate? Tis   campaigning anxiously. Stop searing my lackadaisical digit, please.  Oh, my pancakes, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Ode to an acidic soup. Oh, to be a soup, that is the sycophant. Whether tis nobler in the prophet to deflower the soups and armageddons of acidic sycophant or my conifers are suing implicitly. Where is my advisor? I need a bilateral nail immediately. Honor thy father and thy Dominician, guttersnipe.

Thou shalt know the sloth, and the sloth shalt make thee partisan. Frankly, I don't have a prophet. Oink! Let me remind you that the mooncows of quagmire may be more dysfunctional than they appear. This morning I saw a pagan Gump gossiping without a proper liscence. How the seasons of pagan lenticular clouds come and go. Death hangs upon us all. I will show you my dyslexic barge if you will show me yours. Am I having a diagnostic ungulate yet? All of the symmetrical polygons are inhabiting anxiously. Ich bin ein Bathysphereer!!


thanks 4 this post
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 24, 2009, 09:53:27 PM
you are most welcome.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: VSMIT on March 25, 2009, 12:31:29 AM
Damn Mad-Libs.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 25, 2009, 12:40:55 AM
Quote from: VSMIT on March 25, 2009, 12:31:29 AM
Damn Mad-Libs.


Not quite :D . You should ask Tapewolf. He might be able to hazard the correct guess.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Turnsky on March 25, 2009, 04:31:18 AM
Quote from: bill on March 24, 2009, 09:52:17 PM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 24, 2009, 09:49:33 PM

Quote from: bill on March 24, 2009, 07:22:21 PM
i don't get it 

Destroy thy affective and superfluous jam before it is too late, smart guy. May I borrow thy amphibian? Mine seems to be dysfunctional lately. My invertebrates are conjuring without the proper permit. Hast thou seen my ungulate? Tis   campaigning anxiously. Stop searing my lackadaisical digit, please.  Oh, my pancakes, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Ode to an acidic soup. Oh, to be a soup, that is the sycophant. Whether tis nobler in the prophet to deflower the soups and armageddons of acidic sycophant or my conifers are suing implicitly. Where is my advisor? I need a bilateral nail immediately. Honor thy father and thy Dominician, guttersnipe.

Thou shalt know the sloth, and the sloth shalt make thee partisan. Frankly, I don't have a prophet. Oink! Let me remind you that the mooncows of quagmire may be more dysfunctional than they appear. This morning I saw a pagan Gump gossiping without a proper liscence. How the seasons of pagan lenticular clouds come and go. Death hangs upon us all. I will show you my dyslexic barge if you will show me yours. Am I having a diagnostic ungulate yet? All of the symmetrical polygons are inhabiting anxiously. Ich bin ein Bathysphereer!!


thanks 4 this post

It is not up to me to use the parsnip, it is up to the man of parsnips to use himself with the pumpkins.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on March 29, 2009, 09:24:53 PM
Has anyone ever seen the Red Green Show?
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on March 30, 2009, 03:35:08 PM
......... moo?
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 30, 2009, 06:25:50 PM
Good to see the quality of posts has remained constant.


... not that I figured it could go down, but I had hopes it might rise somewhat...
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on March 30, 2009, 06:43:21 PM
You're lying, you haven't been that naive for years.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 30, 2009, 07:08:41 PM
"Hope", and "expect" are two different things.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Pagan on March 30, 2009, 08:12:31 PM
How, exactly, would the quality of the posts rise in a thread such as this, llearch? Seems counter to the purpose of the thread.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Jairus on March 30, 2009, 10:18:27 PM
Quote from: Pagan on March 30, 2009, 08:12:31 PM
How, exactly, would the quality of the posts rise in a thread such as this, llearch? Seems counter to the purpose of the thread.
At the same time, the quality couldn't sink much deeper... oh, who am I kidding? This is the internet. There is ALWAYS a lower level.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Turnsky on March 31, 2009, 03:17:18 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 30, 2009, 06:25:50 PM
Good to see the quality of posts has remained constant.


... not that I figured it could go down, but I had hopes it might rise somewhat...

given the state of the economy, we can't afford for the quality to rise.  :P
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on March 31, 2009, 07:35:29 AM
Quote from: Jairus on March 30, 2009, 10:18:27 PM
Quote from: Pagan on March 30, 2009, 08:12:31 PM
How, exactly, would the quality of the posts rise in a thread such as this, llearch? Seems counter to the purpose of the thread.
At the same time, the quality couldn't sink much deeper... oh, who am I kidding? This is the internet. There is ALWAYS a lower level.
Indeed. Somebody could post boxy porn and that would be a lower level than what we have currently attained.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 31, 2009, 09:47:50 AM
...

You mean like this?
(http://llearch.net/me/Box_Sexx0rz.gif)
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on March 31, 2009, 09:55:46 AM
...... Oh my god, there is actually boxy porn.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: techmaster-glitch on March 31, 2009, 09:59:03 AM
Rule 34, man. Rule 34.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on March 31, 2009, 11:47:23 AM
*dies laughing*
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on March 31, 2009, 12:01:05 PM
It's like a train wreck. I want to look away but I can't help it.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on March 31, 2009, 07:27:10 PM
Box Porn has been around for a while, y'all got some learning to do
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on April 01, 2009, 07:13:24 AM
Apparently I do.

On an unrelated note I expect this to randomly break out into puns in a few seconds.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Draken on April 01, 2009, 11:58:12 AM
All those that do will be PUNished, I should expect.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on April 04, 2009, 11:03:52 PM
Everyone checkout my Youtube profile (have link below avatar) and watch the great furry videos I have favorited.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 04, 2009, 11:53:51 PM
Now I'm convinced you're a troll.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on April 05, 2009, 01:16:56 AM
I LIKE furry art and not the adult stuff
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: insidexml on April 05, 2009, 02:26:31 AM
...That hardly makes sense as a reply. :U
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on April 05, 2009, 02:32:25 AM
I was upset. I don't like being called a troll when I don't put down the people who like furries and everything.(Me included)
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: insidexml on April 05, 2009, 02:35:50 AM
I don't think putting down people who like furries is all a troll does.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on April 05, 2009, 02:46:59 AM
That's what I gathered from the way I saw it used. I'll look it up on furwiki.(At least I think I should)
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: VSMIT on April 05, 2009, 05:07:48 AM
Maybe you should just look it up in general.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 05:52:04 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/522393312_4e6601028f.jpg)
Stop hatin' furries, please.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on April 05, 2009, 07:26:10 AM
I found the meaning and I don't mean to start fights and don't want to.

And I don't hate furries because I am one.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Noone on April 05, 2009, 07:51:04 AM
To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, Furries justifies its dotty principles with fallacious logical arguments based on argumentum ad baculum. In case you're unfamiliar with the term, it means that if we don't accept Furries's claim that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids then it will hand over the country to picayunish protestors.

Furries have never been afraid to leave the terra firma of reason and venture out into the open sea of coldhearted isolationism. That sounds really scabrous, but I claim that it's an accurate assessment of the situation. Pardon my saying so, but it seems that no one else is telling you that I could make an argument for the idea that I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke Furries to spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, I will stop at nothing to communicate and teach. My resolve cannot fully be articulated but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that an understanding of the damage that may be caused by Furries's headstrong wisecracks isn't something I expect everyone to develop the first time they hear about it. That's why I write over and over again and from so many different angles about how this is not the first time I've wanted to beat Furries at its own game. But it is the first time I realized that it keeps saying that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. For some reason, Furries's attendants actually believe this nonsense.

Parasitism has impaired Furries's ability to think straight. It's that simple. Whenever Furries are blamed for conspiring to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals, it blames its emissaries. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help Furries impact public policy for years to come. I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want Furries to make us dependent on slaphappy fogeys for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while Furries claim that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt mortgage away our future".

My general thesis is that I want to thank Furries for its squibs. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how misguided Furries can be. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: What I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Furries's line that the world is crying out to labor beneath its firm but benevolent heel. In this case, "academics" refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that we can divide Furries's expostulations into three categories: libidinous, unpatriotic, and stolid.

I don't just think that we must explain a few facets of this confusing world around us—not just in the poetic sense, but in the very specific and prosaic terms I am outlining in this letter—and I can back that up with facts. For instance, I wonder if Furries really believe the things they say. It knows they're not true, doesn't it? Whenever that question is asked, Furries and its mercenaries run and hide. I suspect that that's precisely what they're going to do now so as to avoid hearing me say that it's easy to tell if Furries's lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying.

Furries's tirades promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for Furries's dupes because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to Furries. Mudslinging is as mudslinging does. (Read as: most law-abiding citizens disapprove of Furries's methods.) Particularism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Furries's favorite; it makes it easy for it to spread wanton views. It has been said that the costs of Furries's perceptions outweigh their benefits. That makes sense to me. I believe it's true. But it honestly implies that I am sick of our illustrious "leaders" treading on eggshells so as not to upset Furries. Here's what I have to say to them: You, of course, now need some hard evidence that Furries's head is so far in rectal defilade it would require major surgery to extricate it. Well, how about this for evidence: If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights.

I claim that Furries constantly insists that if it kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick. But it contradicts itself when it says that laws are meant to be broken. From a public-policy perspective, Furries's bootlickers all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way it keeps them loyal to it is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. It may be obvious but should nonetheless be acknowledged that if Furries had its way, schools would teach students that its ideals prevent smallpox. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how Furries's antics are not just about conformism but also about fetishism. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: Furries is trying to generate alienation and withdrawal. Their mission? To authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize dirty, grotesque collectivism.

Contrary to popular belief, I have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Furries introduce changes without testing them first. Ask yourself: Have Furries ever considered what would happen if a small fraction of its time spent trying to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit was instead spent on something productive? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did because we both know that if anything will free us from the shackles of Furries's spiteful causeries, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that its teachings are so oligophrenic that they are easily taken up and assimilated by closed-minded blackguards, whose intellectual level corresponds to the material offered. More than that, it says that it wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, it always ends up increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence.

I believe, way deep down, that Furries don't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, wrongheaded and self-aggrandizing, Furries's campaigns of malice and malignity resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that if one could get a Ph.D. in Exclusivism, Furries would be the first in line to have one. We must establish clear, justifiable definitions of alcoholism and revisionism so that you can defend a decision to take action when Furries's supporters dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches if we are ever to work together in an atmosphere of friendship and hope. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must sincerely pursue because I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that stubborn airheads with stronger voices than minds would revert to brutal behavior. But honor means nothing to Furries. Principles mean nothing to Furries. All it cares about is how best to shatter and ultimately destroy our most precious possessions.

At no time in the past did ill-natured malefactors (especially the unreasonable type) shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them. Furries's confreres say, "We should derive moral guidance from Furries's glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented vituperations." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Furries's stratagems violate the rational, enlightened claims of their own enunciatory modality. I mean, think about it. One final point: Furries's insanity has reached record levels.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on April 05, 2009, 08:07:21 AM
So does that mean you dislike furries?
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Noone on April 05, 2009, 08:22:35 AM
http://www.pakin.org/complaint

I'll leave it up to your interpretation.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 08:31:40 AM
Stop hatin' furries.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Turnsky on April 05, 2009, 10:33:00 AM
Quote from: The1Kobra on April 05, 2009, 07:51:04 AM
*snip*

tl:dr.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 10:37:36 AM
Quote from: The1Kobra on April 05, 2009, 07:51:04 AM
To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, Furries justifies its dotty principles with fallacious logical arguments based on argumentum ad baculum. In case you're unfamiliar with the term, it means that if we don't accept Furries's claim that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids then it will hand over the country to picayunish protestors.

Furries have never been afraid to leave the terra firma of reason and venture out into the open sea of coldhearted isolationism. That sounds really scabrous, but I claim that it's an accurate assessment of the situation. Pardon my saying so, but it seems that no one else is telling you that I could make an argument for the idea that I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke Furries to spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, I will stop at nothing to communicate and teach. My resolve cannot fully be articulated but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that an understanding of the damage that may be caused by Furries's headstrong wisecracks isn't something I expect everyone to develop the first time they hear about it. That's why I write over and over again and from so many different angles about how this is not the first time I've wanted to beat Furries at its own game. But it is the first time I realized that it keeps saying that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. For some reason, Furries's attendants actually believe this nonsense.

Parasitism has impaired Furries's ability to think straight. It's that simple. Whenever Furries are blamed for conspiring to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals, it blames its emissaries. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help Furries impact public policy for years to come. I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want Furries to make us dependent on slaphappy fogeys for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while Furries claim that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt mortgage away our future".

My general thesis is that I want to thank Furries for its squibs. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how misguided Furries can be. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: What I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Furries's line that the world is crying out to labor beneath its firm but benevolent heel. In this case, "academics" refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that we can divide Furries's expostulations into three categories: libidinous, unpatriotic, and stolid.

I don't just think that we must explain a few facets of this confusing world around us—not just in the poetic sense, but in the very specific and prosaic terms I am outlining in this letter—and I can back that up with facts. For instance, I wonder if Furries really believe the things they say. It knows they're not true, doesn't it? Whenever that question is asked, Furries and its mercenaries run and hide. I suspect that that's precisely what they're going to do now so as to avoid hearing me say that it's easy to tell if Furries's lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying.

Furries's tirades promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for Furries's dupes because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to Furries. Mudslinging is as mudslinging does. (Read as: most law-abiding citizens disapprove of Furries's methods.) Particularism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Furries's favorite; it makes it easy for it to spread wanton views. It has been said that the costs of Furries's perceptions outweigh their benefits. That makes sense to me. I believe it's true. But it honestly implies that I am sick of our illustrious "leaders" treading on eggshells so as not to upset Furries. Here's what I have to say to them: You, of course, now need some hard evidence that Furries's head is so far in rectal defilade it would require major surgery to extricate it. Well, how about this for evidence: If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights.

I claim that Furries constantly insists that if it kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick. But it contradicts itself when it says that laws are meant to be broken. From a public-policy perspective, Furries's bootlickers all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way it keeps them loyal to it is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. It may be obvious but should nonetheless be acknowledged that if Furries had its way, schools would teach students that its ideals prevent smallpox. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how Furries's antics are not just about conformism but also about fetishism. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: Furries is trying to generate alienation and withdrawal. Their mission? To authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize dirty, grotesque collectivism.

Contrary to popular belief, I have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Furries introduce changes without testing them first. Ask yourself: Have Furries ever considered what would happen if a small fraction of its time spent trying to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit was instead spent on something productive? I bet you'll answer the same way that I did because we both know that if anything will free us from the shackles of Furries's spiteful causeries, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that its teachings are so oligophrenic that they are easily taken up and assimilated by closed-minded blackguards, whose intellectual level corresponds to the material offered. More than that, it says that it wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, it always ends up increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence.

I believe, way deep down, that Furries don't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, wrongheaded and self-aggrandizing, Furries's campaigns of malice and malignity resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that if one could get a Ph.D. in Exclusivism, Furries would be the first in line to have one. We must establish clear, justifiable definitions of alcoholism and revisionism so that you can defend a decision to take action when Furries's supporters dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches if we are ever to work together in an atmosphere of friendship and hope. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must sincerely pursue because I suppose it's predictable, though terribly sad, that stubborn airheads with stronger voices than minds would revert to brutal behavior. But honor means nothing to Furries. Principles mean nothing to Furries. All it cares about is how best to shatter and ultimately destroy our most precious possessions.

At no time in the past did ill-natured malefactors (especially the unreasonable type) shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them. Furries's confreres say, "We should derive moral guidance from Furries's glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented vituperations." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Furries's stratagems violate the rational, enlightened claims of their own enunciatory modality. I mean, think about it. One final point: Furries's insanity has reached record levels.
I agree with literally every word in this quote.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Darkmoon on April 05, 2009, 11:35:59 AM
Fuckin' furries.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 11:50:22 AM
I hate everything about furries, except for the dirty pictures
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 06:01:02 PM
Guys.

Guys.


Stop hatin' furries!
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 06:02:28 PM
No.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 06:08:47 PM
oh.



fair enough.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on April 05, 2009, 07:08:02 PM
Oh but yoy get on my case even though I keep saying I like furries.

And I guess this means most of you don't read DMFA.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 07:12:22 PM
What the hell is DMFA?
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: VSMIT on April 05, 2009, 08:12:34 PM
Uh oh.  Bill's got his serious voice on.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on April 05, 2009, 09:21:13 PM
It's the comic that The Lost Lake Inn is for.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 09:30:00 PM
Oh, maybe i should check it out then
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
I don't like DMFA.
It's full of furries. :C
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 11:00:43 PM
No, Zina, you are the furries.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: VSMIT on April 05, 2009, 11:06:29 PM
Then Zina was a zombie.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 11:08:43 PM
This is the worst day of my life.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Lisky on April 05, 2009, 11:09:20 PM
aww... whats wrong?  :3
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 11:10:18 PM
I'm a furry zombie.

That's just terrible.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Lisky on April 05, 2009, 11:12:29 PM
furry zombie you say... hmmm.... under the promise of future power i'd glady join your undead army  :3
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 11:13:44 PM
all the other zombies are going to pick on you
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
then you will compare it to what happened in Zombie Nazi Germany
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 11:18:57 PM
Those were some dark times.

Zombfursecution.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 11:30:25 PM
More goddamn Zombie Drama to ruin my day. Everyone in this thread gets banned.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 11:32:33 PM
Zombie drama is never funny.

I'm going to go sit in the dark and reflect.
After I've banned everyone, hold on.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 11:33:15 PM
"I'm not going to murder you. I'm going to murder everyone else in the world, and then myself, so you will have to think about what you did"
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 11:35:53 PM
Everyone, stop posting.

You've been banned.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 11:36:26 PM
I'm pretty sure this isn't abuse of power.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 05, 2009, 11:40:30 PM
A what of power?
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 05, 2009, 11:41:15 PM
It's like what George Bush, or Hitler did.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Darkmoon on April 06, 2009, 12:37:25 AM
I just wanted to say that I don't appreciate being banned. I don't think you should be able to do that.

Also... if Zina's a zombie furry, I want to see naked pictures.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 06, 2009, 01:01:07 AM
You _always_ want to see naked pictures, though.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 06, 2009, 01:06:28 AM
What do you want with all these naked pictures, anyway?
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: VSMIT on April 06, 2009, 01:07:22 AM
I get the feeling we should be sorry for ourselves.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Mao on April 06, 2009, 06:56:55 AM
No U.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Turnsky on April 06, 2009, 07:30:23 AM
Quote from: Zina on April 05, 2009, 11:10:18 PM
I'm a furry zombie.

That's just terrible.

that's not fur... that's mold.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Darkmoon on April 06, 2009, 05:46:51 PM
Quote from: bill on April 06, 2009, 01:06:28 AM
What do you want with all these naked pictures, anyway?

Imagine something perverted.


...


You got something in mind?


...


Yeah, that.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Mao on April 07, 2009, 07:18:39 AM
If what I pictured is any indication...

You disgust me Darkmoon.  For shame.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Turnsky on April 07, 2009, 07:24:36 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 06, 2009, 05:46:51 PM
Quote from: bill on April 06, 2009, 01:06:28 AM
What do you want with all these naked pictures, anyway?

Imagine something perverted.


...


You got something in mind?


...


Yeah, that.

.... that's not how you use garden tools!  :erk
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Zina on April 07, 2009, 08:17:34 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 06, 2009, 05:46:51 PM
Quote from: bill on April 06, 2009, 01:06:28 AM
What do you want with all these naked pictures, anyway?

Imagine something perverted.


...


You got something in mind?


...


Yeah, that.

My mind instantly went to 2girls1Cup.

That doesn't speak well of me. =/
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on April 07, 2009, 03:20:57 PM
I still have not had the desire for mental scarring to watch that yet.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Mao on April 07, 2009, 03:59:29 PM
Quote from: Zina on April 07, 2009, 08:17:34 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon Firelyte on April 06, 2009, 05:46:51 PM
Quote from: bill on April 06, 2009, 01:06:28 AM
What do you want with all these naked pictures, anyway?

Imagine something perverted.


...


You got something in mind?


...


Yeah, that.

My mind instantly went to 2girls1Cup.

That doesn't speak well of me. =/

That makes you pretty horrible, I guess.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Lisky on April 07, 2009, 04:17:13 PM
ehh... i don't know about horrible, disturbed maybe... awkward, little bit, but horrible, that's more an opinion i don't share... then again what i consider horrible would probably fall further down the spectrum of evil for most people...
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on April 08, 2009, 10:30:21 AM
If anybody can even give me one good reason, despite what was described to me, to watch 2girls1cup then... well I probably still wouldn't watch it.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on April 08, 2009, 01:37:13 PM
Peer pressure! Everyone else has been subjected to it, just like Goatse and Tubgirl. You need to be hardened by the shock to be a true interneter.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: bill on April 08, 2009, 02:02:48 PM
Nothing brightens my day like an unexpected goatse
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on April 10, 2009, 03:47:49 PM
Words of wisdom.... in Kuo-Toan.

Blidoop booldoop buloop.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Darkmoon on April 12, 2009, 11:27:13 AM
I've not seen that video, but having heard about it, I'm not exactly going out of my way to see it either.

Good job, Zina.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Rakala on April 13, 2009, 09:46:43 AM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on April 08, 2009, 01:37:13 PM
Peer pressure! Everyone else has been subjected to it, just like Goatse and Tubgirl. You need to be hardened by the shock to be a true interneter.
I have already seen... truly terrible things on the interent. Women missing all their limbs, having their pants pulled up so far they bleed, terrible things.
Title: Re: Spam Lounge
Post by: Darkmoon on April 15, 2009, 06:34:56 PM
Indeed. Good times.