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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Max Wolf on December 23, 2008, 09:15:54 PM

Title: Hello all
Post by: Max Wolf on December 23, 2008, 09:15:54 PM
hello!
i am max wolf long time read first time poster >.<  i am not much of a poster .
i love to draw, but i am not great at it.

well i will be around
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Noone on December 23, 2008, 09:17:45 PM
Welcome aboard. Be sure to read and follow the rules. Aside from that, have fun.
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 23, 2008, 09:33:40 PM
Try not to "Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!" get on the bad sides of any of the mods. Especially the box.
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Max Wolf on December 23, 2008, 09:39:35 PM
"Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!"  ??? :erk
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 23, 2008, 09:40:15 PM
Quote from: Max Wolf on December 23, 2008, 09:39:35 PM
"Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!"  ??? :erk


Yes!
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Damaris on December 23, 2008, 09:44:31 PM
seriously.  I'm about to put a filter on the phrase.
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Jairus on December 23, 2008, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 23, 2008, 09:40:15 PM
Quote from: Max Wolf on December 23, 2008, 09:39:35 PM
"Welcome To The Forum, And Have A Nice Day!"  ??? :erk


Yes!

Hissatsu! GURIIN... BANBUU... MISHUTARI... PIINATO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eFKDEd8__o)

...

Anyway, welcome aboard. The emergency exits are located at the front of the cabin, over the wings, and at the back of the plane. In the event of cabin depressurization, an oxygen mask will drop from the ceiling. In the event of cabin depressurization and the plane catching on fire, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling and fuel the flames. In the event of boredom, the pilot and copilot will begin to play sadistic pranks on you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJSey8HRUhU). Please be sure to carefully check all Boxes and luggage, as they may have shifted in their attempts to cause you grievous bodily harm. Please remember that all people who are giving you advice mean to cause you harm, and should not be trusted. Please be sure to read the rules pamphlet you were given when you boarded, and ensure that you understand them. Thank you for listening to this safety check. Now please, sit back, relax, and have fun aboard Clockwork Airlines. *leaps out with the only working parachute*
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Max Wolf on December 23, 2008, 09:56:43 PM
lol
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 23, 2008, 10:09:56 PM
Quote from: Damaris on December 23, 2008, 09:44:31 PM
seriously.  I'm about to put a filter on the phrase.

What? Why? :cry
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Darkmoon on December 23, 2008, 11:08:51 PM
Because you're overusing it.
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 24, 2008, 12:04:57 AM
well anyway
(http://images.cafepress.com/image/13290118_400x400.jpg)
hope you have a good time on the forum.
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Suwako on December 24, 2008, 12:44:19 AM
If they tear you to shreds may I have your liver?
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Tapewolf on December 24, 2008, 10:34:29 AM
Welcome aboard.  So, I take it you're a DMFA reader?
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 24, 2008, 02:04:55 PM
Quote from: Aiyno on December 24, 2008, 12:44:19 AM
If they tear you to shreds may I have your liver?

how do you know the liver will survive?

And what gives you the impression he reads DMFA?
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Tapewolf on December 24, 2008, 02:17:42 PM
Quote from: scorpio803 on December 24, 2008, 02:04:55 PM
And what gives you the impression he reads DMFA?
1. Most people seem to come here for DMFA
2. His name is 'Max Wolf' and his email address is ferret-related.  If 'Max Wolf' really is his name, I apologise for jumping to conclusions...
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Suwako on December 24, 2008, 02:18:51 PM
Quote from: scorpio803 on December 24, 2008, 02:04:55 PM

how do you know the liver will survive?


You know little of livers, don't you?
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 24, 2008, 03:08:50 PM
These things need to be clarified!
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Lysander on December 24, 2008, 04:11:23 PM
The liver has an affinity for recovery and ability to live for long time out of one's body i believe.

And with that this one welcomes thee to this interesting place.    :januscat
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Max Wolf on December 24, 2008, 04:17:07 PM
no max wolf is from my web comic(if i ever get off my but and start to draw it)
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Suwako on December 24, 2008, 04:17:19 PM
Quote from: Lysander on December 24, 2008, 04:11:23 PM
The liver has an affinity for recovery and ability to live for long time out of one's body i believe.

You deserve a knife or medal for that.
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 24, 2008, 04:24:50 PM
Quote from: Aiyno on December 24, 2008, 04:17:19 PM
Quote from: Lysander on December 24, 2008, 04:11:23 PM
The liver has an affinity for recovery and ability to live for long time out of one's body i believe.

You deserve a knife or medal for that.

why not both?
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Max Wolf on December 24, 2008, 04:34:11 PM
are u sure you want my liver  i drink a ton   i am alway drunk  u realy sure u want it?
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 24, 2008, 04:41:01 PM
he doesn't really need it it's just cool to have.
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Max Wolf on December 24, 2008, 05:00:51 PM
ok well in that case *cuts it out* here u go
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Suwako on December 24, 2008, 06:03:50 PM
Quote from: Max Wolf on December 24, 2008, 05:00:51 PM
ok well in that case *cuts it out* here u go

squeeeee~!~~

thank thee so vewy mutch!  :mowmeep
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Max Wolf on December 26, 2008, 01:37:30 AM
np merry x-mass
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 26, 2008, 10:21:56 AM
Happy Boxen day. ;-]
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 26, 2008, 04:50:30 PM
i don't have any servants to give my left over Christmas dinner too...  :U
Title: Re: Hello all
Post by: Max Wolf on December 26, 2008, 10:48:01 PM
 :giggle   left overs  :eager  :boogie :mwaha