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The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: Colgatecrusader on December 22, 2008, 12:02:52 AM

Title: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 22, 2008, 12:02:52 AM
This is basically the alter ego of the what made you smile thread. Just tell something that made you sad, or say: oh [insert favorite swear word(s) here]
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Valynth on December 22, 2008, 12:45:47 AM
Sad:  Robert Mugabey.  'Nough said
Sad/angry:  People who believe that Muslim/Islam is a race and therefore saying anything against it is racism, but catholicism can be insulted freely. (saying Muslim is a race because it's mostly Arabic is like saying catholicism is a race because it's mostly Irish.  Not saying the insults are right, just making it a two-way road.)
Oh Sh**:  Iran refuses to be inspected for proper nuclear use, despite the fact it's the head of the nuclear nonproliferation panel in the U.N.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: yakanaj on December 22, 2008, 02:02:14 AM
Something that mad me sad.

Having to work that night shift tonight because the boss new I was the only one who wouldn't be getting drunk at the office party. It's one thing when I offer, it's another when I really don't get a choice.

Oh woe  is me!  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 22, 2008, 05:48:30 AM
This thread.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 22, 2008, 02:35:24 PM
any reasons other than the fact you enjoy trolling.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Alondro on December 22, 2008, 03:59:36 PM
Not winning the cameo auction!   :cry

*is on death #1,437 of 10,000 as punishment from Charline*  Being dragged over broken oyster shells for 10 miles.   :<
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: bill on December 22, 2008, 04:05:57 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 22, 2008, 05:48:30 AM
This thread.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 22, 2008, 04:11:25 PM
Quote from: scorpio803 on December 22, 2008, 02:35:24 PM
any reasons other than the fact you enjoy trolling.

Trolling? I'm being serious.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 22, 2008, 04:18:34 PM
Since when does not being serious become a prerequisite for trolling?
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 22, 2008, 04:58:44 PM
Quote from: bill on December 22, 2008, 04:05:57 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 22, 2008, 05:48:30 AM
This thread.

Great, now the thread is really tainted.

EDIT: my sincere thankyou taldorhar
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 22, 2008, 05:39:52 PM
Why are you thanking me? I could envision someone who is die hard, dead-set serious about trolling.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 22, 2008, 06:20:55 PM
 :<
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Sunblink on December 22, 2008, 10:02:09 PM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 22, 2008, 05:39:52 PM
Why are you thanking me? I could envision someone who is die hard, dead-set serious about trolling.

I can name a few people who are like that.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 22, 2008, 10:21:16 PM
Ok, this thread has gone off topic on a record pace.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Azlan on December 22, 2008, 10:37:38 PM
Quote from: scorpio803 on December 22, 2008, 10:21:16 PM
Ok, this thread has gone off topic on a record pace.

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 22, 2008, 05:48:30 AM
This thread.

Gee, I guess he was right then...
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 22, 2008, 10:41:58 PM
EDIT: *mumbling* freaking irony ruinin ma thread...
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Dagardo on December 22, 2008, 10:51:22 PM
Quote from: scorpio803 on December 22, 2008, 10:21:16 PM
Ok, this thread has gone off topic on a record pace.

Well what else did you expect? All threads do it. Though some get back on topic if they're lucky.
Quote from: scorpio803 on December 22, 2008, 10:41:58 PM
DAMN YOU IRONY, DAMN YOU!!!!!! NNOOOOOoooOOOOOOoOOOOOooooOOOOOO

That doesn't seem very necessary. It' doesn't seem ironic, it just seems like an unfortunate shmelting accident. Why damn irony anyway? Or anything for that matter. It doesn't help, but if you must, just do it under your breath, that way no one has to hear your whining.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 23, 2008, 12:52:30 AM
better? jeez...
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 23, 2008, 05:32:42 AM
Quote from: scorpio803 on December 22, 2008, 10:21:16 PM
Ok, this thread has gone off topic on a record pace.

Nothing record about it. The current record is the second post being off-topic. And the third being off-topic from both of the previous two.

Beating that will probably require some extreme effort...
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: superluser on December 23, 2008, 05:38:12 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 23, 2008, 05:32:42 AMBeating that will probably require some extreme effort...

Oh, I guarantee I could beat that.

Simply title a thread as though it's for a new comic, but discuss something completely irrelevant in the message body.

I'm not going to do that, mind, but it would be possible.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 23, 2008, 05:46:42 AM
It'd also get you frowned upon, since it's breaching the traditions of the forum. Might also pass under "trolling" or "spamming" ...
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: superluser on December 23, 2008, 05:48:44 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 23, 2008, 05:46:42 AMIt'd also get you frowned upon, since it's breaching the traditions of the forum. Might also pass under "trolling" or "spamming" ...

Which is exactly why I won't do it.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 23, 2008, 02:31:59 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 22, 2008, 05:48:30 AM
This thread.
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 23, 2008, 02:38:31 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on December 22, 2008, 10:02:09 PM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 22, 2008, 05:39:52 PM
Why are you thanking me? I could envision someone who is die hard, dead-set serious about trolling.

I can name a few people who are like that.

I remember, on a now defunct forum, a guy named Pandas coming on and giving this tongue in cheek dissertation on trolling. He pulled a quote from somewhere of a guy cursing and labeling it as "unintentional trolling" as he was unaware of how offensive he was being.


Much later, the same guy apparantly read this post somehow, joins the forum, and starts shouting that he was indeed being intentionally trolling, and how dare this guy come on and say it was only an accident. It was *quite* amusing. (His later floods somewhat less so)
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Kimmy on December 24, 2008, 02:12:57 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 23, 2008, 05:46:42 AM
It'd also get you frowned upon, since it's breaching the traditions of the forum. Might also pass under "trolling" or "spamming" ...

I can haz eating of the trolls? :9 *licks lips*

And my sad point in the day was my friend going home. D= Stay here = want...
Title: Re: Epic Fail
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 24, 2008, 01:59:00 PM
some candles in my house melted, covering a counter top with wax and cracking the mirror next to them because of the heat...