Link (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,3702.0.html) to first part of the original game, but missing first post-
Link (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,3127.0.html) to second part of the game, but has the first post. Read it.
Welcome to the Fortunately/Unfortunately game, where anything can happen, and it is always good or bad! Here's how it works: I'll start with a character, and that character will have something to do. Then you make the story by posting fortunate and unfortunate happenings! Anything can happen, so go nuts!
There are a few rules, however:
-When you post, it must be the opposite of what the person right above you posted. So if someone, say, posted a fortunately, you must post an unfortunately, and vice versa.
-No posting more than one fortunately or unfortunately at a time. You get to post ONE thing, and then wait for someone else to post.
-No killing the character(s), obviously.
-For that matter, do NOT make a fortunately/unfortunately that stops the game and makes it impossible or difficult for someone else to post.
-This one is more for amusing aesthetics than for purpose. You don't reeeealy have to follow it, but it would be cool if you did. Everytime you post, change your message icon (right under the subject bar, for those of you that don't know) If you're posting a fortunately, change it to a Smiley. If you're posting an unfortunately, change it to a Sad.
-HAVE FUN!
I'll get this show started;
There once was a guy named Jeff, who wanted to go visit a friend in another country.
Fortunately, it's on the same landmass with no need to fly.
Unfortunately, your wallet went missing, and getting anywhere without proper ID is a gigantic hassle.
Slowtini.
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-No posting more than one fortunately or unfortunately at a time. You get to post ONE thing, and then wait for someone else to post.
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-Don't make a fortunately/unfortunately that prevents the game from continuing (though this is going to be quite hard, admittedly) However, the story can change, so feel free with that.
Please alter your whole post or remove it. And note the second rule I quoted will now be changed, because I didn't think I'd need it's other, sterner form.
Fortunately, he knew someone who could replace the IDs.
Unfortunately, that wasn't legal.
Fortunately, the mafia owed him a favor, perhaps it was time to call it in.
Unfortunately, The Yakuza didn't give a crap and went to kill you anyways
Fortunately, they had entirely the wrong address, and ended up killing an entire unrelated family on the other side of the city.
Unfortunately, they discovered their mistake.
Fortunately, Jeff wasn't a very high priority target, so they sent a drunken idiot armed with a beer bottle after him.
Unfortunately, he had the right address.
Fortunately, he was drunk enough to go to the house next door.
Unfortunately, those within the house were allied with the drunk guy and proceeded to remedy the mistake on their own. :januscat
Fortunately, their idea of a "remedy" was to add hard cocaine to a body system that at the moment only held copious amounts of alcohol
Unfortunately, it actually worked.
Fortunately, Jeff heard all the commotion and is therefore forewarned of the impending "assassination'.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find his shoes, delaying his escape.
Fortunately, a Monkey in a Van drove up yelling "Dude! We got to go! We got to go!"
Unfortunately, after the art heist the monkey did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Fortunately, the Van ran on Purple Flurp.
Unfortunately, the monkey drank it all.
Fortunately, they had a microfusion backup generator located conveniently in the glove compartment.
Unfortunately, the Bolivians who 'donated' the plutonium would like to have a few words with you.
Fortunately, their plutonium have them radiation poison so their exceptionally weak. :januscat
Unfortunately, it has left you pretty weak as well.
fortunately you have the mark 5 exoskeleton with extended nuclear reactor, battery life past Armageddon!
Unfortunately, the warranty has expired. And it just broke down.
Fortunately, you had a spare.
Unfortunately, someone painted it hot pink and green.
Fortunately, it still functioned correctly.
Unfortunately, your enemies just shower up in perfectly functional Mark XVII exoskeletons.
Fortunately, they are too busy laughing at the hot pink and green paint job to attack effectively.
Unfortunately their laughter acts as voice recognition to activate their weapons. :januscat
Fortunately, they are still laughing too hard to aim properly.
Unfortunately, the weapon readius on these things is that of a small city, so precise aim isn't necessary.
Fortunately, they still truly terribly suck at firing. Yes, they missed the city.
Unfortunately, the targeting system on your exoskeleton was missing, so your accuracy is about the same.
Fortunately, you're not a high, drunk imbicile and actually can hit a city with nothing more than dumbfiring
Unfortunately someone realizes your intentions and promptly shoots you in the leg, causing you to fall and miss the city anyway.
:januscat
Fortunately, the bullet fails to penetrate the armour of the exoskeleton.
Unfortunately, it still knocks you over.
Fortunately, You land behind a wall and on a soft mattress.
(...which was abandoned for some reason... :erk)
Unfortunately, you discover the wet patch, explaining why it was discarded. Ew.
Fortunately the dampness is caused by some refreshing soda. :januscat
Unfortunately that soda shorts out your powered armor.
Fortunately, as you fall, you land on an automated-repair-kit, repairing the shorted out parts of your armor and granting you a temporary agility bonus.
Unfortunately, your pratfall counters the agility bonus, leaving you where you started.
Fortunately you are no longer damp and don't have flooded circuits. :januscat
Unfortunately, you still have to deal with those enemies.
Fortunately, they didn't see where you landed.
Unfortunately the tracking device they shot in your neck is quite accurate. :januscat
Fortunately, the soda shorted it out.
Unfortunately they didn't give up that easily
Fortunately, their leader does.
Unfortunately their leader is due to be replaced soon
fortunately they transform into care bears with attitude...so your safe as long as you pretend to be happy.
Unfortunately they can feel your feeling as well. i suggest you run.
Fortunately one trips into a thorn bush tearing at least it onto a pile of fluff. :januscat
Unfortunately this makes them angry.
fortunately care bears are incredibly weak, and their feeble efforts amount to nothing
Unfortunately they use their powers resonating from their symbols to influence you in some happy way. :januscat
fortunately this makes you incredibly joyful, and you go through life with a positive attitude. :boogie
Unfortunately this makes darkheart (or was it no heart?) angry and he attacks you!
fortunately you don't care. :boogie
Unfortunately this doesn't stop him and he still attacks you.
fortunately he gets bored of your lack of a reaction. :boogie
Unfortunately, his new decision is to blow up everything in a square mile from his position.
Fortunately you successfully kick him in the neck. :januscat
Unfortunately, he regenerates!
Fortunately, he only does so very slowly.
Unfortunately, his armor deflected much of the force of the kick.
Fortunately, it deflected it in the wrong direction.
unfortunately, that direction was your face
Fortunately, that doesn't make sense and the Continuity Editor Dude came in to fix up this mess.
unfortunately this error in reality cause the universe to implode.
Fortunately, this caused an automatic reboot of the universe.
unfortunately, this puts you right back where you started but with no memory
Fortunately memory is overrated. You decide to get an ice cream.
Unfortunately it's not too refreshing as it is habanero ice cream. :januscat
fortunately with no memories, and since you are tasting ice cream for the first time,this makes the ice cream you are eating the best tasting ice cream ever.
Unfortunatly it's actually poop.
fortunately no one tells you this while you are eating.
Unfortunately, they tell you immediately afterward.
Fortunatly you are in denial.
Unfortunately, while eating the ice cream you walk directly into Sigmund Freud, who explains his entire theory to you.
fortunatly you get kidnapped mid-lecture.
Unfortunately,Sigmund Freud gets kidnapped too and continues his lecture.
Fortunately, before you have the chance to strangle him for being a hypocrite and a pervert, you acquire a knife, with which you set yourself free.
unfortunately you cut yourself during the process, and discover new meaning in the phrase "I cut myself to feel alive" when you discover you are actually a zombie...or some other undead creature
Fortunately, you seem to have retained your soul.
Unfortunately, it is tainted by Freud.
Fortunately, with the help of the rare sundrop flower, you might be able to remove the taint!
Unfortunately, it is virtually impossible to find this sundrop flower that you long for
Fortunately, you have access to the Internet! You can find anything with the Internet.
Unfortunately, even the Internet! can not find that which you need
Fortunately, you meet up with someone who does know where to find it.
Unoftunately, this someone requires payment.
Fortunately, you just found a small pile of ten-dollar bills on the ground!
unfortunately, the crazy man hiding in the bushes insists he dropped a pile of twenties, and sadly ehough the pile of ten's was a bunch of "ones" ruined by marker pen.
Fortunately, you can now afford a whole lot of gumballs!
unfortunatly, the gumballs are tainted too
Fortunately, they're tainted with DELICIOUSNESS.