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Title: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: techmaster-glitch on December 06, 2008, 06:32:12 PM
Link (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,3702.0.html) to first part of the original game, but missing first post-
Link (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,3127.0.html) to second part of the game, but has the first post. Read it.

Welcome to the Fortunately/Unfortunately game, where anything can happen, and it is always good or bad! Here's how it works: I'll start with a character, and that character will have something to do. Then you make the story by posting fortunate and unfortunate happenings! Anything can happen, so go nuts!

There are a few rules, however:
-When you post, it must be the opposite of what the person right above you posted. So if someone, say, posted a fortunately, you must post an unfortunately, and vice versa.
-No posting more than one fortunately or unfortunately at a time. You get to post ONE thing, and then wait for someone else to post.
-No killing the character(s), obviously.
-For that matter, do NOT make a fortunately/unfortunately that stops the game and makes it impossible or difficult for someone else to post.
-This one is more for amusing aesthetics than for purpose. You don't reeeealy have to follow it, but it would be cool if you did. Everytime you post, change your message icon (right under the subject bar, for those of you that don't know) If you're posting a fortunately, change it to a Smiley. If you're posting an unfortunately, change it to a Sad.
-HAVE FUN!

I'll get this show started;

There once was a guy named Jeff, who wanted to go visit a friend in another country.

Fortunately, it's on the same landmass with no need to fly.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Slowtini on December 06, 2008, 07:15:55 PM
Unfortunately, your wallet went missing, and getting anywhere without proper ID is a gigantic hassle.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: techmaster-glitch on December 06, 2008, 07:22:30 PM
Slowtini.
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-No posting more than one fortunately or unfortunately at a time. You get to post ONE thing, and then wait for someone else to post.
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-Don't make a fortunately/unfortunately that prevents the game from continuing (though this is going to be quite hard, admittedly) However, the story can change, so feel free with that.
Please alter your whole post or remove it. And note the second rule I quoted will now be changed, because I didn't think I'd need it's other, sterner form.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: LionHeart on December 07, 2008, 07:30:58 AM
Fortunately, he knew someone who could replace the IDs.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 07, 2008, 10:47:25 AM
Unfortunately, that wasn't legal.
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Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 07, 2008, 11:18:40 AM
Fortunately, the mafia owed him a favor, perhaps it was time to call it in.
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Post by: Zedd on December 07, 2008, 06:28:27 PM
Unfortunately, The Yakuza didn't give a crap and went to kill you anyways
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 08, 2008, 08:05:53 AM
Fortunately, they had entirely the wrong address, and ended up killing an entire unrelated family on the other side of the city.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: LionHeart on December 08, 2008, 10:55:06 AM
Unfortunately, they discovered their mistake.
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Post by: The1Kobra on December 08, 2008, 10:58:08 AM
Fortunately, Jeff wasn't a very high priority target, so they sent a drunken idiot armed with a beer bottle after him.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: LionHeart on December 08, 2008, 10:59:54 AM
Unfortunately, he had the right address.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 08, 2008, 11:17:43 AM
Fortunately, he was drunk enough to go to the house next door.
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Post by: Lysander on December 08, 2008, 11:42:42 AM
Unfortunately, those within the house were allied with the drunk guy and proceeded to remedy the mistake on their own.   :januscat
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 08, 2008, 01:14:26 PM
Fortunately, their idea of a "remedy" was to add hard cocaine to a body system that at the moment only held copious amounts of alcohol
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Slowtini on December 08, 2008, 08:26:59 PM
Unfortunately, it actually worked.
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Post by: techmaster-glitch on December 09, 2008, 12:05:40 AM
Fortunately, Jeff heard all the commotion and is therefore forewarned of the impending "assassination'.
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Post by: Slowtini on December 09, 2008, 12:18:56 AM
Unfortunately, he couldn't find his shoes, delaying his escape.
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Post by: ShadowStep on December 09, 2008, 12:33:09 AM
Fortunately, a Monkey in a Van drove up yelling "Dude! We got to go! We got to go!"
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Post by: Jairus on December 09, 2008, 12:37:22 AM
Unfortunately, after the art heist the monkey did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: ShadowStep on December 09, 2008, 12:39:06 AM
Fortunately, the Van ran on Purple Flurp.
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Post by: Jairus on December 09, 2008, 12:53:40 AM
Unfortunately, the monkey drank it all.
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Post by: Slowtini on December 09, 2008, 01:13:29 AM
Fortunately, they had a microfusion backup generator located conveniently in the glove compartment.
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Post by: Cogidubnus on December 09, 2008, 10:52:45 AM
Unfortunately, the Bolivians who 'donated' the plutonium would like to have a few words with you.
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Post by: Lysander on December 09, 2008, 01:09:10 PM
Fortunately, their plutonium have them radiation poison so their exceptionally weak.   :januscat
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Post by: Cogidubnus on December 09, 2008, 02:22:49 PM
Unfortunately, it has left you pretty weak as well.
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Post by: gh0st on December 10, 2008, 02:31:04 AM
fortunately you have the mark 5 exoskeleton with extended nuclear reactor, battery life past Armageddon!
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Post by: Jairus on December 10, 2008, 02:48:53 AM
Unfortunately, the warranty has expired. And it just broke down.
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Post by: VSMIT on December 10, 2008, 02:59:54 AM
Fortunately, you had a spare.
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Post by: Jairus on December 10, 2008, 03:02:37 AM
Unfortunately, someone painted it hot pink and green.
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Post by: VSMIT on December 10, 2008, 03:03:52 AM
Fortunately, it still functioned correctly.
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Post by: Jairus on December 10, 2008, 03:06:28 AM
Unfortunately, your enemies just shower up in perfectly functional Mark XVII exoskeletons.
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Post by: LionHeart on December 10, 2008, 09:42:27 AM
Fortunately, they are too busy laughing at the hot pink and green paint job to attack effectively.
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Post by: Lysander on December 10, 2008, 12:19:49 PM
Unfortunately their laughter acts as voice recognition to activate their weapons.   :januscat
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Post by: LionHeart on December 10, 2008, 01:13:45 PM
Fortunately, they are still laughing too hard to aim properly.
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Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 10, 2008, 01:18:26 PM
Unfortunately, the weapon readius on these things is that of a small city, so precise aim isn't necessary.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Jairus on December 10, 2008, 05:54:40 PM
Fortunately, they still truly terribly suck at firing. Yes, they missed the city.
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Post by: techmaster-glitch on December 11, 2008, 11:55:28 PM
Unfortunately, the targeting system on your exoskeleton was missing, so your accuracy is about the same.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 12, 2008, 11:29:29 AM
Fortunately, you're not a high, drunk imbicile and actually can hit a city with nothing more than dumbfiring
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Lysander on December 12, 2008, 02:24:01 PM
Unfortunately someone realizes your intentions and promptly shoots you in the leg, causing you to fall and miss the city anyway.

:januscat
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: LionHeart on December 13, 2008, 07:18:46 AM
Fortunately, the bullet fails to penetrate the armour of the exoskeleton.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 13, 2008, 03:49:05 PM
Unfortunately, it still knocks you over.
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Post by: yakanaj on December 13, 2008, 06:37:34 PM
Fortunately, You land behind a wall and on a soft mattress.


(...which was abandoned for some reason... :erk)
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 14, 2008, 07:12:40 AM
Unfortunately, you discover the wet patch, explaining why it was discarded. Ew.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Lysander on December 14, 2008, 02:39:21 PM
Fortunately the dampness is caused by some refreshing soda.   :januscat
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Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 14, 2008, 04:51:39 PM
Unfortunately that soda shorts out your powered armor.
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Post by: Slowtini on December 14, 2008, 05:34:00 PM
Fortunately, as you fall, you land on an automated-repair-kit, repairing the shorted out parts of your armor and granting you a temporary agility bonus.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 15, 2008, 03:13:01 PM
Unfortunately, your pratfall counters the agility bonus, leaving you where you started.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Lysander on December 15, 2008, 05:16:48 PM
Fortunately you are no longer damp and don't have flooded circuits.  :januscat
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 16, 2008, 06:06:00 AM
Unfortunately, you still have to deal with those enemies.
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Post by: LionHeart on December 17, 2008, 07:45:25 AM
Fortunately, they didn't see where you landed.
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Post by: Lysander on December 17, 2008, 11:15:59 AM
Unfortunately the tracking device they shot in your neck is quite accurate.   :januscat
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Post by: LionHeart on December 17, 2008, 11:28:18 AM
Fortunately, the soda shorted it out.
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Post by: e_voyager on December 17, 2008, 12:00:56 PM
Unfortunately they didn't give up that easily
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Post by: Slowtini on December 19, 2008, 03:10:07 PM
Fortunately, their leader does.
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Post by: e_voyager on December 19, 2008, 05:10:52 PM
Unfortunately their leader is due to be replaced soon
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Post by: GabrielsThoughts on December 19, 2008, 05:35:07 PM
fortunately they transform into care bears with attitude...so your safe as long as you pretend to be happy.
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Post by: e_voyager on December 19, 2008, 05:59:42 PM
Unfortunately they can feel your feeling as well. i suggest you run.
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Post by: Lysander on December 19, 2008, 06:45:54 PM
Fortunately one trips into a thorn bush tearing at least it onto a pile of fluff.   :januscat
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Post by: e_voyager on December 20, 2008, 10:12:55 PM
Unfortunately this makes them angry.
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Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 20, 2008, 10:17:34 PM
fortunately care bears are incredibly weak, and their feeble efforts amount to nothing
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Post by: Lysander on December 21, 2008, 01:24:09 PM
Unfortunately they use their powers resonating from their symbols to influence you in some happy way.    :januscat
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 21, 2008, 01:50:11 PM
fortunately this makes you incredibly joyful, and you go through life with a positive attitude. :boogie
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Post by: e_voyager on December 21, 2008, 02:27:50 PM
Unfortunately this makes darkheart (or was it no heart?) angry and he attacks you!
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Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 21, 2008, 10:40:17 PM
fortunately you don't care. :boogie
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Post by: e_voyager on December 23, 2008, 12:19:25 AM
Unfortunately this doesn't stop him and he still attacks you.
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Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 23, 2008, 12:53:27 AM
fortunately he gets bored of your lack of a reaction.  :boogie
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Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 29, 2008, 10:29:36 AM
Unfortunately, his new decision is to blow up everything in a square mile from his position.
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Post by: Lysander on December 29, 2008, 12:38:18 PM
Fortunately you successfully kick him in the neck.   :januscat
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Post by: Kipiru on December 29, 2008, 01:39:29 PM
Unfortunately, he regenerates!
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Post by: LionHeart on December 29, 2008, 01:46:40 PM
Fortunately, he only does so very slowly.
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Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 29, 2008, 01:52:31 PM
Unfortunately, his armor deflected much of the force of the kick.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 29, 2008, 02:38:37 PM
Fortunately, it deflected it in the wrong direction.
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Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 29, 2008, 05:02:53 PM
unfortunately, that direction was your face
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Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 29, 2008, 07:51:32 PM
Fortunately, that doesn't make sense and the Continuity Editor Dude came in to fix up this mess.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Colgatecrusader on December 29, 2008, 08:08:45 PM
unfortunately this error in reality cause the universe to implode.
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Post by: LionHeart on December 30, 2008, 12:59:04 PM
Fortunately, this caused an automatic reboot of the universe.
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Post by: e_voyager on December 30, 2008, 01:15:34 PM
unfortunately, this puts you right back where you started but with no memory
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Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 30, 2008, 01:24:56 PM
Fortunately memory is overrated. You decide to get an ice cream.
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Post by: Lysander on December 30, 2008, 06:11:21 PM
Unfortunately it's not too refreshing as it is habanero ice cream.   :januscat
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Post by: GabrielsThoughts on January 17, 2009, 05:59:52 PM
fortunately with no memories, and since you are tasting ice cream for the first time,this makes the ice cream you are eating the best tasting ice cream ever.
Title: Re: The Fourtunately/Unfortunately Game Strikes Again!
Post by: Model Omega on January 23, 2009, 11:45:51 PM
Unfortunatly it's actually poop.
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Post by: e_voyager on January 24, 2009, 01:24:29 AM
fortunately no one tells you this while you are eating.
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Post by: Tyranastrasz on January 24, 2009, 01:44:13 AM
Unfortunately, they tell you immediately afterward.
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Post by: Model Omega on January 25, 2009, 02:21:36 PM
Fortunatly you are in denial.
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Post by: Arcblade on January 27, 2009, 02:38:24 PM
Unfortunately, while eating the ice cream you walk directly into Sigmund Freud, who explains his entire theory to you.
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Post by: Model Omega on January 27, 2009, 04:04:33 PM
fortunatly you get kidnapped mid-lecture.
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Post by: e_voyager on January 28, 2009, 11:05:44 AM
Unfortunately,Sigmund Freud gets kidnapped too and continues his lecture.
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Post by: Arcblade on January 28, 2009, 04:11:55 PM
Fortunately, before you have the chance to strangle him for being a hypocrite and a pervert, you acquire a knife, with which you set yourself free. 
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Post by: GabrielsThoughts on January 30, 2009, 12:51:34 PM
unfortunately you cut yourself during the process, and discover new meaning in the phrase "I cut myself to feel alive" when you discover you are actually a zombie...or some other undead creature 
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Post by: Arcblade on January 30, 2009, 04:21:48 PM
Fortunately, you seem to have retained your soul. 
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Post by: techmaster-glitch on January 30, 2009, 09:38:15 PM
Unfortunately, it is tainted by Freud.
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Post by: Arcblade on January 31, 2009, 03:13:58 AM
Fortunately, with the help of the rare sundrop flower, you might be able to remove the taint! 
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Post by: e_voyager on January 31, 2009, 04:28:12 AM
Unfortunately, it is virtually impossible to  find this sundrop flower that you long for
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Post by: Arcblade on February 05, 2009, 11:00:34 AM
Fortunately, you have access to the Internet!  You can find anything with the Internet. 
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Post by: e_voyager on February 09, 2009, 10:33:35 PM
Unfortunately, even the Internet! can not find that which you need
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Post by: LionHeart on February 16, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Fortunately, you meet up with someone who does know where to find it.
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Post by: techmaster-glitch on February 16, 2009, 01:13:48 PM
Unoftunately, this someone requires payment.
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Post by: Caswin on February 20, 2009, 04:34:16 PM
Fortunately, you just found a small pile of ten-dollar bills on the ground!
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Post by: GabrielsThoughts on February 21, 2009, 01:20:57 PM
unfortunately, the crazy man hiding in the bushes insists he dropped a pile of  twenties,  and  sadly ehough the pile of ten's was a bunch of "ones"  ruined by marker pen.
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Post by: Arcblade on March 04, 2009, 11:19:23 AM
Fortunately, you can now afford a whole lot of gumballs!
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Post by: information-dead on March 05, 2009, 11:22:13 PM
unfortunatly, the gumballs are tainted too
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Post by: Slowtini on March 06, 2009, 11:49:21 PM
Fortunately, they're tainted with DELICIOUSNESS.