Really, I can't be the only one who's certain Abel likes men.
The first time I saw the character I wasn't sure he was a man!
That information is privy to Amber's knowledge only, currently. And I'm willing to be this has been talked about endlessly. That being said...
I think he's bisexual, rather than flat-out gay.
Well, there's my two cents.
Curveball, he's an anti-fur. He's into humans! :U
I'd say Westward, or at least in a West by Southwesterly direction.
Ghostwish: No.
Abel had damn well better be gay, otherwise all my fanfics won't be canon :<
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on October 31, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
Abel had damn well better be gay, otherwise all my fanfics won't be canon :<
And my OTP will be ruined... :cry *sobs into Keaton's shoulder* Jyrbel forever!
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:29:25 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on October 31, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
Abel had damn well better be gay, otherwise all my fanfics won't be canon :<
And my OTP will be ruined... :cry *sobs into Keaton's shoulder* Jyrbel forever!
Amen, brother! :C
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
You, sir, are cruel. Be ashamed. >:[
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
I'm rooting for this outcome. ;-]
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 31, 2008, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
I'm rooting for this outcome. ;-]
Meanie...
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:09:09 PM
That information is privy to Amber's knowledge only, currently.
Make of this what you will:
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4716.msg201196.html#msg201196
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
Same here! Nothing against gay people, but I like my characters straight!
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 31, 2008, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:09:09 PM
That information is privy to Amber's knowledge only, currently.
Make of this what you will:
http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4716.msg201196.html#msg201196
I don't know what to make of it. *worried moan*
Quote from: Kipiru on October 31, 2008, 05:43:15 PM
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
Same here! Nothing against gay people, but I like my characters straight!
Actually... on an episode of Mythbusters, they filmed an arrow at high-speed so they could watch it: arrows don't fly straight, they wobble and twist as they fly. And you have to fire them at an angle if you want to hit something far away... well, from what I recall, anyway.
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:45:10 PM
I don't know what to make of it. *worried moan*
Well, one line of reasoning is that if it was conventional it wouldn't be secret.
However, there is another line of reasoning... double bluff.
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 31, 2008, 05:47:19 PM
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:45:10 PM
I don't know what to make of it. *worried moan*
Well, one line of reasoning is that if it was conventional it wouldn't be secret.
However, there is another line of reasoning... double bluff.
... she would do that, wouldn't she?
...
Curse you, God-Amberor! You are as clever and devious as you are wise and hilarious!
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:45:10 PM
Actually… on an episode of Mythbusters, they filmed an arrow at high-speed so they could watch it: arrows don't fly straight, they wobble and twist as they fly. And you have to fire them at an angle if you want to hit something far away… well, from what I recall, anyway.
When did we go from sex to guns(though I can see the connection :)) As far as projectiles there is this movie Wanted that tried to convince me that bullets can be curved! I didn't buy it!
Hmm..... Abel is a mysterious character. Whatever happens in the end, I'm sure Amber will have to get out her grass hula skirt in the end.
In the SAIA arc, I figured Jyrras was probably gay, and Abel certainly was.
Whatever Abel is, he's no less of a tease.
I'm rooting asexual myself =P
I think homosexual has the potential to be funnier.
As long as he's either bisexual or gay it's fine with me, I'm not gonna do much if hes straight, but Abel seems like he's would be one of the above two (bi or gay.)
Quote from: Minishear on October 31, 2008, 06:13:49 PM
I think homosexual has the potential to be funnier.
It'd make Jyrras a helluva lot happier too.
My thoughts: Either he's asexual, or I don't put as much stock in guessing someone's orientation as people shouldn't really either.
Quote from: Kipiru on October 31, 2008, 05:43:15 PM
Same here! Nothing against gay people, but I like my characters straight!
I prefer mine with a spot of milk and a slice of lemon.
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:29:25 PM
And my OTP will be ruined... :cry *sobs into Keaton's shoulder* Jyrbel forever!
Jyrbel forever! :C *high-five* NEVAH 4GET.
Actually, I
did want to write a cute PG Jyrbel fanfic. I should continue that.
:yeahthat
Abel is the opposite of whatever you want him to be. :V
Well, what do you want him to be?
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:45:10 PM
Quote from: Kipiru on October 31, 2008, 05:43:15 PM
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
Same here! Nothing against gay people, but I like my characters straight!
Actually... on an episode of Mythbusters, they filmed an arrow at high-speed so they could watch it: arrows don't fly straight, they wobble and twist as they fly. And you have to fire them at an angle if you want to hit something far away... well, from what I recall, anyway.
That's why they call it archery, you have to arch the arrow's flight path, otherwise it'll hit below the target. The same is so with high velocity firearms but to a much smaller degree for the same target distance.
I figure he is straight, although has a very weak or nearly nonexistence sex drive.
I figure that the "I'm gay for Abel" image Amber created was because most everyone considered him gay, and Amber appears to love fooling everyone, and creating debate among us forum folk. As it is, Amber could at this point reveal that Abel is *anything* and it would throw off some groups theory. So, I figure that Amber is not going to tell us unless there is a very strong reason to tell us, and at that point may decide, or change her decision. So, it may very well be up in the air as of now.
I am just deciding arbitrarily that he has to be straight and or nearly asexual, because that is the opposite of what appears to be the popular opinion, and so can't be that bad of a bet.
-RobbieThe1st
Quote from: Minishear on October 31, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
Really, I can't be the only one who's certain Abel likes men.
Has he met any? Merlitz met one, and they seemed, eventuality, to get along.
As to his orientation, the last I seen him, he was sitting upright.
With regards,
Ted
I think he's a cheeseophile.
I, for one, believe his orientation depends on how he lands.
Quote from: Tikki on November 01, 2008, 12:11:59 AMI, for one, believe his orientation depends on how he lands.
I think the next thing we need to find out is Abel's chirality.
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on October 31, 2008, 05:23:27 PM
Abel had damn well better be gay, otherwise all my fanfics won't be canon :<
Well he might be Bi, that way you still win *nods*
Quote from: superluser on November 01, 2008, 12:24:31 AM
Quote from: Tikki on November 01, 2008, 12:11:59 AMI, for one, believe his orientation depends on how he lands.
I think the next thing we need to find out is Abel's chirality.
I'd assume he's right handed cuz here (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_686.php), here (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_706.php), and here (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_733.php) he's using his right hand to "sucker-punch," but I'm basing this off the fact that, it seems much more likely that you would be more apt to punch some with you're dominant hand than you're non-dominant, and I'm also assumong that chirality refers to your dominant hand since Wikipedia also calls it handedness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handedness). And that basically explains the whole dominant-hand thing... I'm gonna stop saying that.
Quote from: Ted Schiller on October 31, 2008, 11:39:16 PM
Quote from: Minishear on October 31, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
Really, I can't be the only one who's certain Abel likes men.
Has he met any? Merlitz met one, and they seemed, eventuality, to get along.
As to his orientation, the last I seen him, he was sitting upright.
With regards,
Ted
Men refers to any male character. -i can't believe i have to spell this out-
Dagardo: You have more patience than me. But not that of a saint.
Quote from: Minishear on November 01, 2008, 01:02:49 AM
Dagardo: You have more patience than me. But not that of a saint.
Elaborate if you please. Patience with what?
I'm too impatient to go find comics where people are bleeding,
If you don't have enough patience to sift through a few comics, how do you play a strategy game like "Duelist of the Roses?" Seems to me like you could actually reread them while you're looking for a comic that you need to find for whatever reason. Maybe you'll run into a few of you're favorite moments in the process. Meh, whatever, sometimes you're not worth it. But on the topic of chirality perhaps Abel is mixed-handed, or learned ambidexterity, but is using his right hand more as that could be his naturally dominant hand. And it also seems like I have more patience than you when it comes to typing.
I'm moving cards in DotR. I'm not moving anything looking through those comics.
Moving cards or otherwise it's a game of strategy, cuz if you just put down and move cards willy-nilly you're gonna lose. Any of those Yu-Gi-Oh games, even the actual card game, is a game of strategy. Now who's lost this little talk? Not me me thinks.
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:37:36 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 31, 2008, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
I'm rooting for this outcome. ;-]
Meanie...
Bad news, so am I! XD
Actually, I do lean more towards the fact he's sexually dead. People that have been f'ed with as much as he has usually have a great deal of trouble developing any kind of relationship.
That or he's a human lover, like Wildy. :P
Edit: Yup, posting four hours after I
should have gone to bed is not a good idea, me finks. I could be wrong.
Quote from: Ghostwish on November 01, 2008, 02:06:27 AM
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:37:36 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 31, 2008, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
I'm rooting for this outcome. ;-]
Meanie...
Bad news, so am I! XD
Actually, I do lean more towards the fact he's sexually dead. People that have been f'ed with as much as he has usually have a great deal of trouble developing any kind of relationship.
That or he's a human lover, like Wendy. :P
I think you mean Wildy.
And actually, now that I think of it, maybe Abel really is too screwed up for romance or love. In anyone here reads Questionable Content (http://questionablecontent.net/), you'll get what I mean when I mention Faye and her backstory and problems: Abel's like that. He can function in everyday life, and he can handle friendships... but due to the loss of those so close to him and the betrayal of someone he thought he could trust implicitly, he might not be capable of getting that close to someone. Of letting himself open up that much... because in the back of his mind there will always be that quiet niggling voice telling him that they'll just die or betray him too.
I really do think Abel and Jyrras would make a cute couple, but they'll probably be friends first. Abel doesn't strike me as someone who has fully recovered, and he might never. To be honest, Fa'Lina feels like his only friend, the only one he's close too. I don't know what I'm saying, but I guess that having Jyrras and Abel as really good friends willing to see where this relationship goes works for me.
Oh well, I guess we'll see.
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...
...
Well, I suppose this thread was inevitable. Anyway, I'm rooting for Abel being... y'know what, I'll leave his orientation to Amber and am not really rooting for him being anything.
Well Abel can be whatever he wants...It's not up to me to decide cookie boy's fate but the soul creator herself Amber...That's if Amber wants to explain it :mwaha
there are orientations beyond 'straight' and 'gay'.
Quote from: icarus on November 01, 2008, 03:03:37 AM
there are orientations beyond 'straight' and 'gay'.
Off the top of my head, there's also "a," "bi," and "pan," in addition to "hetero" and "homo."
Hm... that could complicate things.
Quote from: Dagardo on November 01, 2008, 12:51:11 AMI'm also assumong that chirality refers to your dominant hand since Wikipedia also calls it handedness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handedness). And that basically explains the whole dominant-hand thing... I'm gonna stop saying that.
Well, that's one definition of chirality, but I was thinking more of chemical chirality. Is Abel cis- or trans-? Is his geometric structure right handed or left handed? Come to think of it, I know how you figure handedness out for physics, but I'm not sure how you determine which is D and which is L in chemistry.
Though I guess Abel would have to be cis-, since his thumbs point in the same direction.
Normally vertical, though he's apparently spent plenty of time horizontal too...
Quote from: Jairus on October 31, 2008, 05:45:10 PMActually on an episode of Mythbusters, they filmed an arrow at high-speed so they could watch it: arrows don't fly straight, they wobble and twist as they fly. And you have to fire them at an angle if you want to hit something far away... well, from what I recall, anyway.
two different phenomena...
the shaft of an arrow flexes due to the force imparted on it by the string coming from behind(ooh, innuendo!)
The arching is a ballistic trajectory, which is a fancy way of saying it's the path that an object travels due to gravity accelerating the object towards the ground. All objects traveling through the air as a result of only an initial force will adopt such a trajectory, from baseballs to bullets, though the faster it travels the further it has to travel to realize an arc.
I want to be cruel to everyone, and hope Abel will appear ambiguously oriented forever. (well, outside of an out-cannon admission of preference by Amber after the series is complete, a'la JK Rowling.)
Where are all of these fanfics that have been spoken of?
abelxrose 4evr
I imagine that the flexing of the shaft would be more to the air pressure on the fletching (feathers) at the rear end acting like a weathervane. Another way to look at it would be that the arrow acts like a flag on a windy day, flapping in the breeze like the people discussing Abel's sexuality.
Quote from: Naldru on November 01, 2008, 08:47:26 AM
Another way to look at it would be that the arrow acts like a flag on a windy day, flapping in the breeze like the people discussing Abel's sexuality.
You're not
bitter, are you, Naldru? ;-]
Bit him, too!
*finds the nearest cover from flying produce*
Quote from: Dagardo on November 01, 2008, 01:51:48 AM
Moving cards or otherwise it's a game of strategy, cuz if you just put down and move cards willy-nilly you're gonna lose. Any of those Yu-Gi-Oh games, even the actual card game, is a game of strategy. Now who's lost this little talk? Not me me thinks.
It is that I am moving something other than a mouse that lets me focus. It is that I have to think of strategy that I can remain focused.
Quote from: Jairus on November 01, 2008, 03:08:22 AM
Quote from: icarus on November 01, 2008, 03:03:37 AM
there are orientations beyond 'straight' and 'gay'.
Off the top of my head, there's also "a," "bi," and "pan," in addition to "hetero" and "homo."
Hm... that could complicate things.
We're going by what's... we'll say most common.
Quote from: superluser on November 01, 2008, 04:41:41 AM
Quote from: Dagardo on November 01, 2008, 12:51:11 AMI'm also assumong that chirality refers to your dominant hand since Wikipedia also calls it handedness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handedness). And that basically explains the whole dominant-hand thing... I'm gonna stop saying that.
Well, that's one definition of chirality, but I was thinking more of chemical chirality. Is Abel cis- or trans-? Is his geometric structure right handed or left handed? Come to think of it, I know how you figure handedness out for physics, but I'm not sure how you determine which is D and which is L in chemistry.
Though I guess Abel would have to be cis-, since his thumbs point in the same direction.
What?
Quote from: Tycoon on November 01, 2008, 08:35:22 AM
Where are all of these fanfics that have been spoken of?
abelxrose 4evr
Rose? As in Mab's daughter? They've never met in canon.
I don't think it matters.
Abel doesn't want to be friends with anybody, much less find somebody to love. So wheter he's gay, bi, straight, or the other, I doubt it would really be relevant.
I just enjoy him for the snarky little spotty kitty he is.
Quote from: Ted Schiller on October 31, 2008, 11:39:16 PM
(snip)
As to his orientation, the last I seen[sic] him, he was sitting upright.
(snip)
Of course, he could be dreaming and still lying down.
With regards,
Ted
Quote from: icarus on November 01, 2008, 03:03:37 AM
there are orientations beyond 'straight' and 'gay'.
Whoa there, buddy.
You're getting a little out of control, there.
Personally, I think it's more imperative that we discover the sexual orientation of Aliyka. I swear, sometimes I just can't sleep at night because I am so wrecked with questions!!
Quote from: Minishear on November 01, 2008, 01:02:49 AM
Quote from: Ted Schiller on October 31, 2008, 11:39:16 PM
Quote from: Minishear on October 31, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
Really, I can't be the only one who's certain Abel likes men.
Has he met any? Merlitz met one, and they seemed, eventuality, to get along.
As to his orientation, the last I seen him, he was sitting upright.
With regards,
Ted
Men refers to any male character. -i can't believe i have to spell this out-
You certainly dont' have to spell it out to Dan (or Amber). (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_350.php)
Quote from: Ghostwish on October 31, 2008, 05:11:04 PM
Curveball, he's an anti-fur. He's into humans! :U
No way they only showed 1 human in the comic and noone took a picture before he left and noone bleave that anyone saw him....so no way...I think hes bi...but i didnt know he was a he when i first saw him....I guess im gay for Abel xD
Quote from: Nekoboy on November 02, 2008, 11:59:12 PM
I guess im gay for Abel xD
We're all gay for Abel, in some way or another.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 31, 2008, 05:36:04 PM
Quote from: Xeksue on October 31, 2008, 05:31:35 PM
I hope he turns out straight as an arrow, just so I can watch the internet cry. :)
I'm rooting for this outcome. ;-]
your making emo panda even more emo
Quote from: Tikki on November 01, 2008, 12:11:59 AM
I, for one, believe his orientation depends on how he lands.
Tail he is gay, heads he is straight. *throws Abel in the air*
:over
Quote from: Fex on November 03, 2008, 03:23:44 AM
Tail he is gay, heads he is straight. *throws Abel in the air*
Realizing, of course, that Able is a cat and will most likely land on his feet, thus perserving the enigma. >:3
Quote from: Reese Tora on November 03, 2008, 03:58:33 AM
Quote from: Fex on November 03, 2008, 03:23:44 AM
Tail he is gay, heads he is straight. *throws Abel in the air*
Realizing, of course, that Able is a cat and will most likely land on his feet, thus perserving the enigma. >:3
but we are talking about Amber's creation those never land on their feet unless something else heavy fell after them
It is posibla that Abe is strate and just random as hell. It is just an idea but still posbla, i have seen some strate guy act as quire as all get out.
Maybe, just maybe, he has no sexual preference. Not in a bi way, he's just not really into either gender in a sexual way. I've met plenty of people like that. It's entirely plausible.
He's a freakin' COMIC CHARACTER. Why does everyone apparently care? It's not like anything outside of the comic can come from it, and anything IN the comic you'll have to wait for anyway.
We're all different. We can care about thus if we want.
Gundam: Learn to spell.
Quote from: Rakala on November 03, 2008, 12:34:49 PM
Maybe, just maybe, he has no sexual preference. Not in a bi way, he's just not really into either gender in a sexual way. I've met plenty of people like that. It's entirely plausible.
That's called asexual, meaning none. At least no apparent interest in the present.
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Quote from: Minishear on November 03, 2008, 04:21:11 PM
Gundam: Learn to spell.
Minishear: Rule Ten (http://clockworkmansion.com/main.php?page=rules#rule10).
You can complain about bad spelling on Gamespot/Faqs.
-the rules are too tight here-
You're welcome to leave. We won't stop you.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 03, 2008, 07:11:21 PM
You're welcome to leave. We won't stop you.
But.. you mean.. I can't try to stop him?
I had the trampolines with spikes and everything.. :<
It's okay. Next time Ghostwish. Next time. *pats him on the back*
As to the question of why Amber wants to keep his sexuality a secret: Maybe, just maybe it's because she wants to keep us guessing. This would mean that we haven't learned anything new from that. Except that I can't think of any situation that sentence could have ended with revealing that he's asexual. So I think that is rather unlikely.
I'm telling you. Humans.
Or maby hes just in love with Dans mom there is some histery there if i remember.
Quote from: GundamDragon on November 07, 2008, 04:46:59 PM
Or maby hes just in love with Dans mom there is some histery there if i remember.
Unless they had some kind of lovers' tiff, I think we can
disprove that (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_811.php).
Indeed it has been speculated that Dan's comment was a thinly-veiled jibe at forum members etc. who held that theory...
Quote from: GundamDragon on November 07, 2008, 04:46:59 PM
Or maybe hes just in love with Dan's mom there is some history there if i remember.
That's more likely than what Ghostwish seems to think.
Quote from: Eagle0600 on November 06, 2008, 02:28:09 AM
As to the question of why Amber wants to keep his sexuality a secret: Maybe, just maybe it's because she wants to keep us guessing. This would mean that we haven't learned anything new from that. Except that I can't think of any situation that sentence could have ended with revealing that he's asexual. So I think that is rather unlikely.
Well, in part, it's that he wears skirts.
Quote from: Minishear on November 07, 2008, 05:04:08 PM
Well, in part, it's that he wears skirts.
I thought that it was a kilt.
Hey, wearing skirts has nothing to do with it. There are thousands of straight cross dressers out there.
Unless you can show me a panel in which Abel is staring at someone's [insert body part] or a reference to a relationship of a romantic nature, I refuse to believe that anyone here save Amber knows ANYTHING about Abel's sexuality.
Quote from: Rakala on November 07, 2008, 05:42:38 PMHey, wearing skirts has nothing to do with it. There are thousands of straight cross dressers out there.
yep. I see plenty of those during carnival. Besides, it's a different world with very different concepts of fashion, therefore his taste in clothing doesn't mean much, specially that he's been wearing more casual clothing lately.
I'm putting my money on pansexual (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality): he's interested in people (and confusing them) more than their gender/gender identity.
Quote from: Tapewolf on November 07, 2008, 04:59:47 PM
Quote from: GundamDragon on November 07, 2008, 04:46:59 PM
Or maby hes just in love with Dans mom there is some histery there if i remember.
Unless they had some kind of lovers' tiff, I think we can disprove that (http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_811.php).
Indeed it has been speculated that Dan's comment was a thinly-veiled jibe at forum members etc. who held that theory...
Off topic, Abel's reaction there tells me that even after hundreds of years at SAIA he's still a nice guy, despite his denial with Jyras (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_648.php).
Quote from: Kesh on November 07, 2008, 08:57:52 PM
I'm putting my money on pansexual (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality): he's interested in people (and confusing them) more than their gender/gender identity.
Maybe it's just late so I don't get the distinction, how does pan differ from bi? Pan means all, but in a binary system, bi encompasses all (both).
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There's not two. There's an interesting range.
There's guys, girls, guys who used to be girls, girls who used to be guys, and that's not getting into the variants like guys who simply like dressing as girls, and vice versa...
Then there's the example of a friend of a friend, who used to be a guy, and is now lesbian, but only with girls who used to be guys...
Don't ask me how that works, by the way. I simply accept that there are weirder things than me, free with your breakfast cereal, in this big wide world.
Let's not get into hermaphrodites, fake or otherwise, XXY, XXXY, and other variants. Once you start to look around, there's an extraordinary range...
I try not to focus on sexual orientations too much. I didn't even know how many of them they're were until this discussion even started. I only knew of heterosexuality, bisexuality, and homosexuality. Although what boxy says confuses me to great extent.
"Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like theyre girls
Who do girls like theyre boys
Always should be someone you really love"
Girls and Boys by Blur
Well, Abel is physically male. That much we know.
As for his preferences, I believe he prefers to confuse others more than anything else. Forumites may be included.
Quote from: Gabi on November 08, 2008, 09:57:40 AM
Well, Abel is physically male. That much we know.
As for his preferences, I believe he prefers to confuse others more than anything else. Forumites may be included.
Well, he would. From what I understand, his preferred "emotional taste" is confusion...
HEY NEW THEORY GUYS:
Abel is a eunuch and is only attracted to other eunuchs
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 08, 2008, 05:08:02 AM
Then there's the example of a friend of a friend, who used to be a guy, and is now lesbian, but only with girls who used to be guys...
At that point, I think it falls out of being a sexual preference and just starts being picky... It's not like (s)he should be able to tell if it's done right without them telling him... though I suppose that bone structure and such would give a clue.
That sorta makes me wonder if, among all the ancient people archaeologists have found the bones of, and identified gender thereby, there were individuals that were equivalent to transsexuals.
The adam's apple is a pretty big hint.
Quote from: Gabi on November 08, 2008, 09:57:40 AM
Well, Abel is physically male. That much we know.
As for his preferences, I believe he prefers to confuse others more than anything else. Forumites may be included.
Especially forumites. :mowmeep
your confusion taste likes natures sweet nectar.
Time to break out the napalm on this thread..
Quote from: skurvy on November 08, 2008, 01:32:25 PM
HEY NEW THEORY GUYS:
Abel is a eunuch and is only attracted to other eunuchs
If that's what you wanna believe then go right ahead, I however, respectfully disagree. I think about it and the only thing that seems right is Abel and Jyrras winding up together. My brother, on the other hand, seems absolutely single minded in the assumption that they will.
Quote from: Ghostwish on November 09, 2008, 01:27:09 AM
Time to break out the napalm on this thread..
to make myself clear i shall talk like shatter.
"i, do not under-stand. this thread, has been quite, civil. so why, the talk of flame?"
NO WAIT
I have an even better theory now, dudes:
Abel is actually a pre-post-op-female-to-male-back-to-female transsexual, and is only attracted to ice-cream sandwiches :U
Quote from: skurvy on November 09, 2008, 03:17:28 PM
NO WAIT
I have an even better theory now, dudes:
Abel is actually a pre-post-op-female-to-male-back-to-female transsexual, and is only attracted to ice-cream sandwiches :U
OK, now we are finally making sense. Since this is all traceable back to Dada.
(No, not him. The art movement 8) )
With regards,
Ted
Quote from: Ted Schiller on November 09, 2008, 04:46:20 PM
Quote from: skurvy on November 09, 2008, 03:17:28 PM
NO WAIT
I have an even better theory now, dudes:
Abel is actually a pre-post-op-female-to-male-back-to-female transsexual, and is only attracted to ice-cream sandwiches :U
OK, now we are finally making sense. Since this is all traceable back to Dada.
(No, not him. The art movement 8) )
With regards,
Ted
Abel is a Duchamp and is only attracted to bicycle wheels
Quote from: Eagle0600 on November 07, 2008, 05:52:22 PM
Unless you can show me a panel in which Abel is staring at someone's [insert body part] or a reference to a relationship of a romantic nature, I refuse to believe that anyone here save Amber knows ANYTHING about Abel's sexuality.
Agreed.
Quote from: skurvy on November 09, 2008, 05:37:17 PM
Quote from: Ted Schiller on November 09, 2008, 04:46:20 PM
Quote from: skurvy on November 09, 2008, 03:17:28 PM
NO WAIT
I have an even better theory now, dudes:
Abel is actually a pre-post-op-female-to-male-back-to-female transsexual, and is only attracted to ice-cream sandwiches :U
OK, now we are finally making sense. Since this is all traceable back to Dada.
(No, not him. The art movement 8) )
With regards,
Ted
Abel is a Duchamp and is only attracted to bicycle wheels
There is no evidence that Abel has any talent at chessplaying, although I imagine that a telepath would always be a tricky opponent.
Quote from: skurvy on November 09, 2008, 03:17:28 PM
NO WAIT
I have an even better theory now, dudes:
Abel is actually a pre-post-op-female-to-male-back-to-female transsexual, and is only attracted to ice-cream sandwiches :U
Quote from: skurvy on November 09, 2008, 05:37:17 PM
Abel is a Duchamp and is only attracted to bicycle wheels
OK now you're just making things up. I ask why.
This topic is getting ridiculous. I'm going to abandon ship before it hits the fan..... uh... I guess I'm mixing metaphors now.
Quote from: Rakala on November 09, 2008, 11:43:57 PM
This topic is getting ridiculous. I'm going to abandon ship before it hits the fan..... uh... I guess I'm mixing metaphors now.
This topics already hit whatever it was on a course to hit.
Duly noted. But quite entertaining.
I say he's only attracted to freshly permed dachshunds, but doesn't care what gender they are. As long as they aren't guys or girls.
Really, out of all the ideas here...
:giveadamn
These more recent theory's sicken me, and in response to them. :over But they're your opinions and I respect that, even if i don't have a big say in the matter, they simply sicken me.
I can edit my post if you want me to.
:locked
apparently we've more than run our course here.