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Title: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 09, 2008, 01:26:34 PM
I'm Auragonian, a master of bordom according to a freind of mine, Basically when I get bored I create strange things, like a winged fusion between a platypus and a cheetah.

Also, I'm a fan of DMFA and CVRPG, though I read DMFA first. I also think Chuck norris sucks alot more than kirby can suck up enemies.

I also hope to make a few sprite comics, I just need the sprite part, also, I just got this feeling of dread all of a sudden, Is that normal?
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Mao on October 09, 2008, 01:30:40 PM
Only if you haven't read the rules and are about to break them.  It also occurs whenever that llearch fellow who you'll see wandering around gets close.  He's up to something you know.  I think he's out to get you.

Anyway, welcome to the forums.  We're all a bunch of thieves and liars here so watch out.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Ren Gaulen on October 09, 2008, 01:42:51 PM
Welcome. Welcome to the Clockwork Mansion. It's safer here.

You must: read the rules, follow the rules, obey the mods and venerate the immortal Empress.

You need: common sense, uncommon sense, danger sense and a sense of humour, fire and bullet proofing optional.

You should: have fun. Lots of fun.

This greeting is brought to you by the CWM Welcoming Committee. Have some muffins. :3
:doommuffin
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Jairus on October 09, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
Hello, and welcome aboard! Well, Mowser and Ren already basically said what I wanted to say, so I won't repeat what they said. Don't forget to check spelling and grammar at the door, and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill! Toodles!
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Ren Gaulen on October 09, 2008, 02:19:51 PM
Quote from: Jairus on October 09, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
..and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill!
LIES! D:<
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Mao on October 09, 2008, 02:21:18 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on October 09, 2008, 02:19:51 PM
Quote from: Jairus on October 09, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
..and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill!
LIES! D:<
He's telling the truth.

I'm a liar, but everything I just said is true.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Cogidubnus on October 09, 2008, 03:29:47 PM
Quote from: Mowser on October 09, 2008, 02:21:18 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on October 09, 2008, 02:19:51 PM
Quote from: Jairus on October 09, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
..and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill!
LIES! D:<
He's telling the truth.

I'm a liar, but everything I just said is true.

Everybody lies.

Also, welcome! Watch out for llearch, he's up to something, and have a nice stay! :3
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Darkmoon on October 09, 2008, 04:09:40 PM
Quote from: Mowser on October 09, 2008, 02:21:18 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on October 09, 2008, 02:19:51 PM
Quote from: Jairus on October 09, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
..and always remember to be wary of those who offer you advice: they wish you ill!
LIES! D:<
He's telling the truth.

I'm a liar, but everything I just said is true.

Circular logic loop: I always lie.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 09, 2008, 05:13:28 PM
Don't worry I read the rules, and I get that everyone here tends to lie, as for llearch, Meh, I've been through worse when I was grounded from all things entertaining for the whole summer when I was 12. It drove me partially insane. :mwaha  I'm 17 now. You have been warned.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: VSMIT on October 09, 2008, 07:36:00 PM
Trust me, insanity won't help you against llearch.

Welcome.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 09, 2008, 08:27:12 PM
It won't?

Nuts. I'll need to come up with another plan, then. He sounds like a dangerous fellow.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Lady Buggery on October 09, 2008, 09:45:25 PM
Yaay a newer person than me! Hello new person. Watch your step, and remember, big box dog is watching  :kruger
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Darkmoon on October 09, 2008, 11:11:32 PM
He's a pushover, and the least of your worries.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Kipiru on October 10, 2008, 03:24:43 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon on October 09, 2008, 11:11:32 PM
He's a pushover, and the least of your worries.

            That being said by the mighty night sky guardian isn't comforting, It could just mean Darkmoon has dibs on you over llearch. Have fun  :mwaha
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 10, 2008, 03:38:05 AM
Quote from: Kipiru on October 10, 2008, 03:24:43 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon on October 09, 2008, 11:11:32 PM
He's a pushover, and the least of your worries.
That being said by the mighty night sky guardian isn't comforting, It could just mean Darkmoon has dibs on you over llearch. Have fun  :mwaha

Or he could be getting too big for his britches.
Or he's just out and out lying to mess with your head.

... I leave it up to you to decide...
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Darkmoon on October 10, 2008, 07:06:55 AM
Remember, I always lie.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 08:16:43 AM
QuoteTrust me, insanity won't help you against llearch
Hmm, if insanity won't work on him, then how about....Bloody Dragon Scale Shurikin!(uh, Not made from Pip!)
also I'm thinking of making an Rp but I'm not sure if it'd work, would an Rp where you can have almost any power you want and combine those powers with a weapon you have and work with a dragon sound like something people here would join? Sorry if this is off topic.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on October 10, 2008, 12:01:46 PM
Welcome the Forum!


We won't kill you! Honest!
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 10, 2008, 12:05:03 PM
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on October 10, 2008, 12:01:46 PM
We won't kill you! Honest!

... much.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 12:30:13 PM
Quote
QuoteWe won't kill you! Honest!

... much.

Ibbity? did I miss something?
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: VSMIT on October 10, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
No.  llearch just kills you a little bit.  It happens to everybody.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Jairus on October 10, 2008, 12:35:57 PM
Quote from: VSMIT on October 10, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
No.  llearch just kills you a little bit.  It happens to everybody.
I thought that it was the internet itself that continually makes us die a little inside.

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e143/J-RasZ/Theinternethasleftmeindespair.jpg?t=1223656516)

Was I mistaken?
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 12:44:27 PM
um, I think the internet dying thing is only on Mondays as for llearch, I'm from the south, What can he/she do to kill me a little? :blankstare
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Lysander on October 10, 2008, 01:25:06 PM
Wouldn't you like to know...

Anywho, this one welcomes thee to this interesting place.    :januscat
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 03:26:32 PM
Thanks! Thou art a nice hound.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 10, 2008, 03:56:07 PM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 12:44:27 PM
um, I think the internet dying thing is only on Mondays as for llearch, I'm from the south, What can he/she do to kill me a little? :blankstare

Wait and see, little girl. Wait and see.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 04:41:40 PM
QuoteWait and see, little girl. Wait and see.
buddy, you don't really frighten me, Freddy Kruger was in three dreams, the fist he left after two seconds, the second one I attacked him with a giant sword, the third and final time, a news report showed him hacked to pieces. Besides, my twin brother on a bad day is scarier than you.

And I ain't little, I'm freakin 17 you zombienaut.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 10, 2008, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 04:41:40 PM
buddy, you don't really frighten me, Freddy Kruger was in three dreams, the fist he left after two seconds, the second one I attacked him with a giant sword, the third and final time, a news report showed him hacked to pieces. Besides, my twin brother on a bad day is scarier than you.

Uh huh. Truly, your worldly viewpoint astounds me.

Quote from: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 04:41:40 PM
And I ain't little, I'm freakin 17 you zombienaut.

You'll always be a little girl to me.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Turnsky on October 10, 2008, 08:51:04 PM
*grabs Popcorn*
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 09:49:41 PM
QuoteYou'll always be a little girl to me.
Bad move pal, In the name of pissin me off I punish you!
Moon! Aura! Devastation!
*Traps lleard in an ironmaiden with a viewscreen on the inside showing 9,000+ hours of hello kitty images, while one of the spikes get him where it hurts most for guys.*

Take that lleardy!Also, Have a Kudzu Bomb!
* chunks Kudzu bomb at lleard surrounding the ironmaiden with kudzu*
Curse the lack of a smiley with flames behind it. because that would show my anger right now.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 10, 2008, 09:56:36 PM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 09:49:41 PM
QuoteYou'll always be a little girl to me.
Bad move pal, In the name of pissin me off I punish you!
Moon! Aura! Devastation!
*Traps lleard in an ironmaiden with a viewscreen on the inside showing 9,000+ hours of hello kitty images, while one of the spikes get him where it hurts most for guys.*

Take that lleardy!Also, Have a Kudzu Bomb!
* chunks Kudzu bomb at lleard surrounding the ironmaiden with kudzu*
Curse the lack of a smiley with flames behind it. because that would show my anger right now.


Ooo, pain and burnination. You really know how to show a guy a good time!

Have you got any thumbscrews to go with the maiden?
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 10:15:34 PM
Didn't the hello kitty part damage your mind with it's cutness...llearchy-kun?

And how'd you find the radio/Mirage of Blaze switch in there? I'd figure you'd be screamin about the spike in your groin. Speakin, of the switch, you should see some yaoi in 3,2,1 and now!
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Turnsky on October 10, 2008, 10:52:48 PM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 09:49:41 PM
QuoteYou'll always be a little girl to me.
Bad move pal, In the name of pissin me off I punish you!
Moon! Aura! Devastation!
*Traps lleard in an ironmaiden with a viewscreen on the inside showing 9,000+ hours of hello kitty images, while one of the spikes get him where it hurts most for guys.*

Take that lleardy!Also, Have a Kudzu Bomb!
* chunks Kudzu bomb at lleard surrounding the ironmaiden with kudzu*
Curse the lack of a smiley with flames behind it. because that would show my anger right now.


I forsee your banning, it will be a quiet thing, Either llearch will get bored, or Darkmoon, Damaris, or the other admins will take notice. Then you will be sent on your merry way with a bootprint on thine hiney  >:3

seriously, you're 17, right.. and yet you act like a spoilt little brat of a 8 year old..

and if you think Hello kitty is gonna hurt brains.. well.. you haven't been on the internet long enough..   :U
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 10:57:17 PM
Okay,I'll stop, and sorry I seem to act 8 blame mega ADD.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Suwako on October 11, 2008, 03:56:44 AM
 :U

Never blame ADD, blame ineffective ADD medicine.
no work today so no medicine for me today  :3
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 11, 2008, 04:31:00 AM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 10, 2008, 10:15:34 PM
Didn't the hello kitty part damage your mind with it's cutness...llearchy-kun?

And how'd you find the radio/Mirage of Blaze switch in there? I'd figure you'd be screamin about the spike in your groin. Speakin, of the switch, you should see some yaoi in 3,2,1 and now!

Oh, I liked the hello kitty. Can I have some more?

Mirage of Blaze? Why would I _fake_ being burnt? I like fire. Just ask Ink. As for the spike, I'm married. I'm not using it anymore, why would I care about pain?

... mmm, yaoi. Almost as good as goatse.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Mao on October 11, 2008, 09:11:53 AM
We should not post here.. it is a silly place.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 09:18:50 AM
well, Learchy is an oddball, and seems unaffected by guy on guy kissing, *shudders at thought*

And I have yet to take my meds, so beware.

also, tick off a girl and it will suck to be you until you figure out what will make her not angry at you which may vary with each girl.

Ibbity, Bibbity Ladida, perverts now explode,
:mowdizzy
need.......caffeine.....badly....
also if you're wondering about the demon in my avvie, that's Bob, he's my immortal minion.What do you have?
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Turnsky on October 11, 2008, 09:29:36 AM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 09:18:50 AM
well, Learchy is an oddball, and seems unaffected by guy on guy kissing, *shudders at thought*

And I have yet to take my meds, so beware.

also, tick off a girl and it will suck to be you until you figure out what will make her not angry at you which may vary with each girl.

Ibbity, Bibbity Ladida, perverts now explode,
:mowdizzy
need.......caffeine.....badly....
also if you're wondering about the demon in my avvie, that's Bob, he's my immortal minion.What do you have?

i hear llearch has an army of Grues at his beck and call.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Mao on October 11, 2008, 09:33:33 AM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 09:18:50 AM
well, Learchy is an oddball, and seems unaffected by guy on guy kissing, *shudders at thought*

And I have yet to take my meds, so beware.

also, tick off a girl and it will suck to be you until you figure out what will make her not angry at you which may vary with each girl.

Ibbity, Bibbity Ladida, perverts now explode,
:mowdizzy
need.......caffeine.....badly....
also if you're wondering about the demon in my avvie, that's Bob, he's my immortal minion.What do you have?

-llearch has been a network/system admin.  As such he has seen things far worse than that.  I have also been one.
-They don't have meds for the problems I have.
-How do you know I'm not a girl?
-*pop*
-I've got coffee, I'm good.
-Ok.  As for what I have, well, I'm not one to reveal my cards until I need them.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 11, 2008, 09:56:26 AM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 09:18:50 AM
well, Learchy is an oddball, and seems unaffected by guy on guy kissing, *shudders at thought*

... What's so wrong about guy-on-guy kissing? Seriously? Or girl-on-girl, for that matter?

I think you're letting your cultural bias show, there.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Suwako on October 11, 2008, 10:09:20 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 11, 2008, 09:56:26 AM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 09:18:50 AM
well, Learchy is an oddball, and seems unaffected by guy on guy kissing, *shudders at thought*
Or girl-on-girl, for that matter?

simple put;  '' :3  '' (happy)
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 12:12:31 PM
Mirage of blaze is scary enough with zombies but reincarnated servants making out with their master? that caused me to stop watching.
so I'm a homophobe, sorry.
and llearchy, don't make me use the kitoros on you, btw the Kitoros is only one of over 300 characters I've made, so beat that.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 11, 2008, 03:43:21 PM
Beat?

In what way? Quantity is no guarantee of quality.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Sunblink on October 11, 2008, 08:10:10 PM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 12:12:31 PM
so I'm a homophobe, sorry.

We're probably not going to get along, then, in the long run. :<

Oh, but welcome to the forums. :B Enjoy your complementary welcome basket of fruits and assorted shampoos. There should be some dark chocolate in there too.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Dagardo on October 12, 2008, 12:27:00 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 11, 2008, 09:56:26 AM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 09:18:50 AM
well, Learchy is an oddball, and seems unaffected by guy on guy kissing, *shudders at thought*

... What's so wrong about guy-on-guy kissing? Seriously? Or girl-on-girl, for that matter?

That's the smartest thing I've read all day.

But really,like they say, welcome, you've heard the rest I'm sure. And if a mod is actually pissing you off, odds are you're pissing them off also... and there's nothing wrong with being a homophobe.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Angel on October 12, 2008, 12:29:26 AM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 11, 2008, 12:12:31 PM
Mirage of blaze is scary enough with zombies but reincarnated servants making out with their master? that caused me to stop watching.
so I'm a homophobe, sorry.

This puts a bit of a damper on our potential relationship, but hey. I won't force my opinions on you if you show me the same courtesy.

On that note, welcome to the forums, don't be too weirded out by those psychos in the Haunted Ballroom (it's self-mockery, don't kill me, guys), and have lots of cookies!  :mowcookie :mowcookie :mowcookie Ignore the Mow-spit, it's seemingly harmless.  :3 And now I must go to bed.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Kipiru on October 12, 2008, 05:28:32 AM
Your actions, girl, will be amusing to watch * Joins Turnsky with the popcorn, and raises the volume*
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Auragonian on October 12, 2008, 09:17:36 AM
just be happy I didn't sick Menos on Learchy-kun that would have been messy. >:3

Hmm, Mow-spit, maybe I can modify it into a powersource for the BH90210 Plasma Cannon Mini, That, or end up making freind for Fluffy the Tentacle Monster who ate 42 feed persons.

*MUNCH*

:sweatdrop Make that 43... Well Moton's dead....for the 300th time, She dies more than Kenny.

And I'm not that much of a Homophobe, It's just I have nightmares when I Think of Mirage of Blaze.The fact that Sailors Uranus and Neptune were really Lesbians instead of cousins Did not get me as bad, must be the lack of Zombies then.
And by "Beat that" Learchy-kun, I meant HOw many characters Have you created.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Turnsky on October 12, 2008, 10:07:02 AM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 12, 2008, 09:17:36 AM
just be happy I didn't sick Menos on Learchy-kun that would have been messy. >:3

Hmm, Mow-spit, maybe I can modify it into a powersource for the BH90210 Plasma Cannon Mini, That, or end up making freind for Fluffy the Tentacle Monster who ate 42 feed persons.

*MUNCH*

:sweatdrop Make that 43... Well Moton's dead....for the 300th time, She dies more than Kenny.

And I'm not that much of a Homophobe, It's just I have nightmares when I Think of Mirage of Blaze.The fact that Sailors Uranus and Neptune were really Lesbians instead of cousins Did not get me as bad, must be the lack of Zombies then.
And by "Beat that" Learchy-kun, I meant HOw many characters Have you created.

well, i can't speak for llearch, but currently i have 23 main characters and a fair number of supplimentary characters, each with their own backstory, and i'm currently working on a large scale worldbuilding project that has numerous races, political structures, economies, towns, cities, histories, tech, magic, wild species, and whatnot.  >:3
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 12, 2008, 04:37:23 PM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 12, 2008, 09:17:36 AM
And by "Beat that" Learchy-kun, I meant HOw many characters Have you created.

Off the top of my head, I can list 4 for RPs, another half a dozen in a story that has yet to be published on the 'net. Character creation is not what I do, however; I run servers. Very few servers, in my experience, require a character to keep them running.

And, as I mentioned: Quantity is no guarantee of quality. Outnumbering everyone suggests that perhaps you need to cut back a bit.
Title: Re: Um... hi.
Post by: Suwako on October 12, 2008, 04:50:04 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 12, 2008, 04:37:23 PM
Quote from: Auragonian on October 12, 2008, 09:17:36 AM
And by "Beat that" Learchy-kun, I meant HOw many characters Have you created.
Outnumbering everyone suggests that perhaps you need to cut back a bit.

70 or 80 and rising probably means that... undoubtedly but I have a twisted no- detaily mind.  :<

of course I create new characters with every book that I read, or edit one of my existing ones.
/me has 3 versions of the same character :B ... twice.