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Underground Warehouse => Treasury => Topic started by: Wildy on July 09, 2006, 05:46:58 PM

Title: Post Count Titles
Post by: Wildy on July 09, 2006, 05:46:58 PM
Because we knew a thread like this would pop up sooner or later. Just how many different poster count titles are there?

(currently more or less confirmed titles)

0 - Proto-Slime
5 - Slime
10 - Bat
25 - Pygmy Shrew
50 - Fuzzy Fluffball
75 - Undead
100 - Skeleton
150 - Bone-Tosser
200 - Medusa Head
250 - Being
300 - Cubi Fledgling
350 - Hunchback
400 - Mudman
450 - Cubi Student
500 - Skeleton Swordsman
600 - Drake
700 - Sword-For-Hire
800 - Spearman
900 - Adventurer
1000 - Amazon
2000 - Axenight
3000 - Sub-Boss
4000 - Master Cubi
5000 - Skull Knight

(end edits)

Put here what your title was and at what post count you achieved said title.

I know I started out as Proto-Slime, that was at 0 posts.
I'm now at Bat with 10 posts (11 if you count this post I guess)

I've seen regular slime in there but not sure what post count warrented that. I didn't notice it if I had that title at some point. It seems somewhere under 10 gets a slime rating as the ones I see with it now are between 6 and 10 so I'm guessing thats probably where it was achieved.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on July 09, 2006, 07:15:08 PM
I will confirm that:
0 - Proto-Slime
5 - Slime
10 - Bat

Also, there are 36 member groups, not counting moderators.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Azlan on July 09, 2006, 08:45:41 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on July 09, 2006, 07:15:08 PM


Also, there are 36 member groups, not counting moderators.

I want my own member group... all alone... ya!  I want to be captain, yar!

:bunny
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: bill on July 09, 2006, 08:46:36 PM
I never understood what member groups were about. My other forum only has members and mods. (And TBK himself,  a.k.a. "God").
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: The Lurking Dragon on July 09, 2006, 10:01:06 PM
Hmm.... well, I may make slime pretty fast, but given my current rate, it'll take a long time to get anywhere I can be "proud" of =p I don't mind having a low post count.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on July 09, 2006, 10:35:13 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on July 09, 2006, 08:46:36 PM
I never understood what member groups were about. My other forum only has members and mods. (And TBK himself,  a.k.a. "God").

Like karma, for the stupidity of it. That's all.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Wildy on July 10, 2006, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Azlan on July 09, 2006, 08:45:41 PM
I want my own member group... all alone... ya!  I want to be captain, yar!
:bunny

Ye canno' be captain! I be th' captian!
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Forestcat on July 10, 2006, 12:59:24 PM
Hmm... I'll keep checking my post count and see when I get a new 'level'. It's like a game! Whee! :D :D  :kittylove
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Azlan on July 11, 2006, 01:51:05 AM
Quote from: Wildy on July 10, 2006, 07:46:05 AM


Ye canno' be captain! I be th' captian!

Eh?  Yarr!  I be startin a mutiny then!  Send ya ta davy jones locker, aye!
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 11, 2006, 07:10:36 AM
So.. just from this page, and a few minutes scanning the other link back in the main forum page:

25-43 - Pygmy Shrew
76-98 - Undead
112-147 - Skeleton
177-198 - Bone-Tosser
215-228 - Medusa Head
258-299 - Being
301-334 - Cubi Fledgling
390-399 - Hunchback
404-409 - Mudman
470-471 - Cubi Student
538-562 - Skeleton Swordsman
613-690 - Drake
752-798 - Sword-For-Hire
832-843 - Spearman
999 - Adventurer
1291-1554 - Amazon
1019-1871 - Axeknight
2177-2745 - Axeknight
2175-2842 - Sub-Boss
4420-4579 - Master Cubi
4414-4568 - Skull Knight
5256 - Cyclops
5267 - Skull Knight
Note that these numbers are where they are, and not where they change.

(ok, so I cheated and came back and re-edited this rather than post another one when I noticed some more... :-)
Anyone else notice any I missed?
(Dammit! Stop changing the damn things on me :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on July 11, 2006, 08:12:18 AM
The mods groups are Global Mod and Skeegy Whore. Mods can also be a part of regular groups, so your list is currently morginally acurate.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 11, 2006, 08:22:00 AM
Ah. Thanks, noted, and updated. :-)

At least for some of the earlier levels, I can probably make a guess at what time they roll over. :-) But it's more fun to wait and see...
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 12, 2006, 07:20:13 AM
At this point, I'd like to say:

0 - Proto-Slime
5 - Slime
10 - Bat
25 - Pygmy Shrew
50 - Undead
100 - Skeleton
150 - Bone-Tosser
200 - Medusa Head
250 - Being
300 - Cubi Fledgling
350 - Hunchback
400 - Mudman
450 - Cubi Student
500 - Skeleton Swordsman
600 - Drake
700 - Sword-For-Hire
800 - Spearman
900 - Adventurer
1000 - Amazon
2000 - Axenight
3000 - Sub-Boss
4000 - Master Cubi
5000 - Skull Knight

.. that's guessing, and we'll see how accurate I am. :-) The last half a dozen are a bit iffy, since the mods just shuffled them...
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on July 12, 2006, 10:37:56 AM
Very persceptive. Good work.

BTW, Skull Knight is now one rank higher. Amazon was placed into the mix.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 12, 2006, 12:01:42 PM
uh huh.

I guess that means Cyclops kicks in at 6000, rather than the previous 5000 - or possibly 4000, it's a bit vague as I wasn't watching. :-)

Woot! :-)

(now to shush, so I don't end up as an Amazon and attract Dan... :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on July 12, 2006, 03:13:19 PM
I would look it up, but that defeats the fun of watching you guys scramble around trying to figure it out.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: lucas marcone on July 12, 2006, 09:38:15 PM
then i would be an amazon if i had kept my old post count but it really dosent matter just an interesting tidbit  all i want is something cubi related and i want to stay there..... oh well. oooo heres an idea amber could make her own set of post titles and you could make it that you choose wich set to go with.

EDIT: Valkyn, please, for the future, use punctuation. It's agrivating to read your posts.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on July 12, 2006, 10:17:15 PM
Can't. Sorry. Not possible.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 13, 2006, 06:47:41 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon on July 12, 2006, 03:13:19 PM
I would look it up, but that defeats the fun of watching you guys scramble around trying to figure it out.

... and, of course, the fun of scrambling about figuring it out.

... and keeping up with it when you mods go and make changes. :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: The Lurking Dragon on July 13, 2006, 02:56:53 PM
Well, then I guess some of us are going to have to be brave and start posting so as to *see* where the rollovers are. =)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 14, 2006, 08:42:42 AM
Up to Pygmy Shrew is confirmed.

After that - well, I had noted a couple of people I wanted to keep an eye on, but what with one thing and another, I've lost track...

I'm not looking forward to becoming undead, tho - it's hard enough finding a revive point, and I'm gonna have to post another 200 posts before I reach something that I'll like... On the upside, the next four or five after that are ok. :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Forestcat on July 14, 2006, 10:22:51 AM
Ok, now I want to be an Amazon. <<.>>

I gotta post more! Whee! :P
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Paladin Sheppard on July 14, 2006, 10:30:37 AM
*Loads up a shotgun and waits for llearch to hit undead*
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 14, 2006, 10:34:44 AM
Piffle. If I wanted to avoid that, all I'd have to do is ask for my posts on the Nice to get transferred across. Since there's >1100 over there, I'd instantly leap to ~1200, and become an Amazon.

I'll pass, for the moment, but should the shotguns become more numerous, I may have to take that option...  :-)


.. would you like to get pushed out of a belltower? :-)+)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 14, 2006, 11:54:06 AM
Hey! Someone shoved "Fuzzy Fluffball" in at 50, thereby messing up my previous list :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on July 14, 2006, 01:31:13 PM
Fuzzy Fluffball was one of the first I added. If it wasn't on your list, you just missed it somehow.

EDIT: Oh, and I added the "confirmed" list to the top of the topic.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 14, 2006, 03:03:02 PM
Weee. I guessed, and I guessed *mostly* right, but missed one of the early ones. Oh, well. :-)

I guess I've got some more space before I become undead. Perhaps I should hidefrom Paladin... :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Paladin Sheppard on July 15, 2006, 05:48:52 AM
*puts a tracking beacon on llearch* Hehe  :mowninja
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: tenlaius on July 18, 2006, 02:15:06 AM
ooh..pwetty titles xD

hm..if my 89 from the old boards  carried over..i would no longer be slime!
oh wel..better start working
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 18, 2006, 06:27:57 AM
mwahahahahaha!

*runs away from Paladin*
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: e_voyager on July 28, 2006, 02:34:12 AM
thanks for keeping track of this. i'm not able to doseo myself but i am interest in how that works.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 28, 2006, 02:51:19 AM
That's ok, us pedantic obsessive compulsive types will do it for you :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: lucas marcone on August 09, 2006, 02:39:21 AM
Quote from: Wildy on July 10, 2006, 07:46:05 AM
Quote from: Azlan on July 09, 2006, 08:45:41 PM
I want my own member group... all alone... ya!  I want to be captain, yar!
:bunny

Ye canno' be captain! I be th' captian!
YARR reportin fer duty cap'n! but do'n make e swab da ship end ter end again cap......gamme a crik in th' ole back!
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: e_voyager on August 09, 2006, 02:46:29 AM
what are these heats for anywany?
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: lucas marcone on August 25, 2006, 05:29:58 AM
hearts? to use your special weapon of corse! cant face dracula empty handed you know!
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: e_voyager on August 25, 2006, 07:38:02 PM
i am never empty handes as long as i have my buster
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Zedd on September 09, 2006, 05:13:13 AM
The box of many things we can be on this fourm eh?
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 09, 2006, 08:29:42 AM
No, Zedd, you can't be me.

And get your hands out, or I'll have the monkey bite you. :-P
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Zedd on September 09, 2006, 12:52:16 PM
Hmm...How bought I give you 8 bananas,7 doughnuts and 6 muffins
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 10, 2006, 03:34:59 AM
Nope.

The monkey would accept the bananas, but I won't be having anything to do with muffins.


.. not since last time RJ offered me one. :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: e_voyager on September 10, 2006, 03:47:08 AM
but exploding muffines are fun
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 10, 2006, 06:04:19 AM
Not *after* you eat them, they're not.

... I had a case of gas for weeks.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: e_voyager on September 10, 2006, 07:17:10 AM
well thats to be expected if you eat them also next time take  some gasX es ore a glass of milk with them. me i use them to make surprise boxes ... but they sometimes backfire
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 11, 2006, 01:32:28 PM
Out of interest... are there any other hidden easter eggs like the one at 1337 posts?
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Reese Tora on October 02, 2006, 11:13:28 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on July 09, 2006, 08:46:36 PM
I never understood what member groups were about. My other forum only has members and mods. (And TBK himself,  a.k.a. "God").

On a developmental/serious forum, user groups are used in much the same way as they are in windows and *nix systems; to grant or deny certain levels of access as appropriate.  It saves having to maintain multiple fora where you only want certain people to have access to certain things.  For instance, one forum I belong to for a MUCK has a wizard group for the use of MUCK admin for purposes of development and such, not stuff you want the average player to be able to see, let alone post in.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: e_voyager on October 06, 2006, 08:06:06 PM
how would i join a user group?
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Damaris on October 06, 2006, 11:04:53 PM
We don't have them here (except for a punshiment group that will only let you post in the abandoned mine.  I haven't gotten to use it yet. :(  It's very sad.)

Usually you have to petition to be added to a specific group.  A lot of times mods/admins are the ones who have to do it.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 07, 2006, 12:28:42 PM
Hmm. Would that let you create a thread in the mine, or would you only be able to post in the threads that were unlocked? :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on October 07, 2006, 02:48:14 PM
I think only post in open ones. I don't think you can make threads in the mine ever, unless you're an admin.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Damaris on October 15, 2006, 01:05:03 PM
That's why it's an effective punishment.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 15, 2006, 06:43:05 PM
... unless they're a masochist. :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: ninjannihilator on November 01, 2006, 02:15:38 PM
I'm a Pygmy Shrew right now (48 posts). I think it changed from bat somewhere around 20.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 01, 2006, 02:55:32 PM
If you read the first post in this thread - 25.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: ninjannihilator on November 01, 2006, 04:16:29 PM
Great, now I'm a fuzzy fluffball. How much longer until I'm no longer a fuzzy fluffball.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Tiger_T on November 02, 2006, 02:58:21 PM
Just go and read the first post. :P
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: ninjannihilator on November 05, 2006, 05:12:21 PM
Now I'm undead.  :boogie
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 05, 2006, 07:42:32 PM
Yay. Eventually, you might catch up with Xze-Xze or Azlan.

Good luck. You'll need it. :-)
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Xuzaf D on November 06, 2006, 10:08:07 PM
ZOMG LIEK ID BE 2 CULE IF EYE HAD 5O@0 POSDS! TEH AWSUMNES WOOD XTREAM U AL!
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 07, 2006, 02:18:31 AM
Bone Tosser.


It's just so...... dirty.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Stygian on November 09, 2006, 06:18:16 PM
Why don't we make a count system for Karma as well? It would certainly make the whole thing a lot funnier.

This post was brought to you by a genuine asshole.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 09, 2006, 06:20:49 PM
Quote from: Stygian on November 09, 2006, 06:18:16 PM
Why don't we make a count system for Karma as well? It would certainly make the whole thing a lot funnier.

This post was brought to you by a genuine asshole.
Mostly, because that would involve recoding large chunks of the forum, and neither Damaris nor Darkmoon nor Bill nor RJ nor Amber have the free time to do such work.

At least some of them, if not all of them, lack the specialised coding skills sucha  task would require.

And the number of requests for such a thing stands at 1. Which makes demand slightly lower than for, say, some of the emoticons.


Just my 2p.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Stygian on November 09, 2006, 06:43:57 PM
Yah yah. Maybe not all of us are computer nerds who know or bother with such things and would appreciate that you not be so bloody demeaning about it. It was a suggestion, nothing else. I'm not the one being irritating here. So bite down, count to ten and put down the coffee.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 09, 2006, 06:53:08 PM
Sorry, it wasn't intended to be demeaning (that's kept for elsewhere, ok :-) merely answering the question.

I *could* leave that to the mods, but they've got enough else to do, I figure, and I -have- looked at the code. It's... not exactly straightforward. And this is coming from someone who routinely writes incestuous, self-referential stuff than makes strong men weep...


It was intended as a clear, concise answer, though, not anything else.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on November 28, 2006, 01:06:15 PM
I have finally become that which I hate.


Most annoying enemy ever....
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Damaris on November 28, 2006, 08:06:16 PM
plus, Stygian- we would have just said:

No.

Llearch was much more in-depth about the whole thing.
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 28, 2006, 08:14:19 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I feel that if you explain -why- you're saying no, people may, if you're really lucky, learn something.

Of course, I'm not spending all my time working on administering the forum, so my spare energy, as it were, is a bit higher... :-)


Plus, I've looked at the code. :-) I keep meaning to have another look at it, and see if I can't hammer it into spreading the javascript out into a seperate file. And the css, if there's any of that. That sort of thing tends to lower the load on the server somewhat...
Title: Re: Post Count Titles
Post by: Darkmoon on November 28, 2006, 08:55:57 PM
Most of the CSS should be in a separate file... but knowing some of the fixes I've had to put into it over time, I'm sure there's a couple of stray bits...