Hi I'm BoneMan
I have my own comic and I love video games. yay me.
Welcome, sir. May I be the first to warn you away May I be the first to welcome you to our fine abode. Sit down, kick off your shoes, and watch for the little box. He likes to bite people. Oh, and also watch for those telling you to watch out for people. They're up to something. Something sinister.
lol
Welcome aboard. Remember to read (and follow) the rules, don't annoy the moderators, and generally have fun.
Welcome. Welcome to Clockwork Mansion. It's safer here. Make sure to read the rules, use your common sense along with the uncommon sense, beware of the box, random fires, guys with swords and the people who tell you to beware of the people. Follow the rules, venerate the immortal Empress and have fun.
Quote from: Darkmoon on July 24, 2008, 05:33:07 PM
Quote from: BoneMan on July 24, 2008, 05:15:41 PM
I have come
Eww.
Oh god, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Welcome to the forums, BoneMan.
~Keaton the Black Jackal
I feel loved.
... just not very much.
But more than you, boxy.
That's ok, I can always go and ask to look at Damaris' boobies. That's sort of like love, right?
Quote from: VSMIT on July 24, 2008, 05:25:49 PM
Oh, and also watch for those telling you to watch out for people. They're up to something. Something sinister.
Oh, silly VSMIT, warning that nice new poster BoneMan about our horrible plans.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 24, 2008, 06:15:42 PM
That's ok, I can always go and ask to look at Damaris' boobies. That's sort of like love, right?
Eh, closer than my single arse gets to love so I'll have to say yes.
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on July 24, 2008, 05:41:17 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on July 24, 2008, 05:33:07 PM
Quote from: BoneMan on July 24, 2008, 05:15:41 PM
I have come
Eww.
Oh god, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Pervs... ok I was totally thinking that too.
your plans must be bad, but mine are way worse.
Quote from: BoneMan on July 24, 2008, 06:23:26 PM
your plans must be bad, but mine are way worse.
Don't be so sure about that, my friend. The badness of our plans is legendary.
Quote from: BoneMan on July 24, 2008, 05:15:41 PM
I have come
Well, now that we have
that over with, welcome to the Forum. I shall adopt a likely guise, blend in with the indigenous population, and prepare for the coming badness. Yay.
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on July 24, 2008, 06:58:28 PM
I shall adopt a likely guise, blend in with the indigenous population, and prepare for the coming badness. Yay.
Nobody who is not directly involved in our plan will be ready when the badness finally strikes.
Nobody! >:[
mine involve sponge Bob and Doctor octagonapuss
Quote from: BoneMan on July 24, 2008, 07:03:31 PM
mine involve sponge Bob and Doctor octagonapuss
Will he do..
Doctor Octagonapuss Blaaaargh?
um may I ask what's with the box?
The box? It destroys souls. It's more than meets the eye. It's a Soul Cube in disguise.
You mean like this, (http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk303/beone346/box.gif)
No, that's the Box Man. It destroys souls outside of the visible spectre.
ohhh so something like this (http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/rocket_robin_hood_14/box.jpg)
lol
..Yaeh, kinda like that. Only in a very painful manner.
And it's kind of prolonged. The whole of your stay here, your soul will be taken little by little, until that time at which you decide to leave us.
I heard that he steals souls because his own soul is a little small, and he needs to fill himself up. :P
Oh comes on guys, Boxy doesn't steal your soul! He loves all of us! Why else would I feel the addictive need to return to this place every time I go online, and so little else feels important?
OOOH! OOOH! I KNOW!
You feel the inescapable need to steal others' souls. That or this board is like a drug. A tasty, extremely addictive drug. Only problem being that it's easy to get out of bed in the morning without it.
Quote from: VSMIT on July 24, 2008, 10:48:12 PM
OOOH! OOOH! I KNOW!
You feel the inescapable need to steal others' souls. That or this board is like a drug. A tasty, extremely addictive drug. Only problem being that it's easy to get out of bed in the morning without it.
Only because you brew the coffee and then head straight to the internet to get your first fix of Clockwork!
Quote from: Jairus on July 24, 2008, 10:53:16 PM
Only because you brew the coffee and then head straight to the internet to get your first fix of Clockwork!
Except that I don't drink coffee?
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on July 24, 2008, 05:39:41 PM
Welcome. Welcome to Clockwork Mansion. It's safer here.
Really? Since when?
Quote from: Mowser on July 24, 2008, 06:21:02 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on July 24, 2008, 06:15:42 PM
That's ok, I can always go and ask to look at Damaris' boobies. That's sort of like love, right?
Eh, closer than my single arse gets to love so I'll have to say yes.
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on July 24, 2008, 05:41:17 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on July 24, 2008, 05:33:07 PM
Quote from: BoneMan on July 24, 2008, 05:15:41 PM
I have come
Eww.
Oh god, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Pervs... ok I was totally thinking that too.
Well, with a name starting with Bone... :B
And yeah, new person...welcome, from the resident random-hugging tybix.
Quote from: VSMIT on July 24, 2008, 10:56:38 PM
Except that I don't drink coffee?
We must kill the un-caffeinated! Oh welcome *snerk* BoneMan ahhh, that's a classic. Anyway, everything's been said. Oh, avoid me, I kill braincells of my own and other people with prolonged exposure.
Quote from: shadowterm on July 24, 2008, 11:40:26 PM
Quote from: VSMIT on July 24, 2008, 10:56:38 PM
Except that I don't drink coffee?
We must kill the un-caffeinated! Oh welcome *snerk* BoneMan ahhh, that's a classic. Anyway, everything's been said. Oh, avoid me, I kill braincells of my own and other people with prolonged exposure.
No, shadowterm, that's just the internet.
Hey, you're not letting me scare him >:3 But seriously, about the worst thing you can do here is say something stupid. Not like, lol that was a funny mistake stupid but "My eyes bleed! Why won't the errors go away!" like the thread that other new guy started asking why a forum was linked to a web comic it was made for.
I don't drink coffee because I am of the opinion that it is too addictive. I don't want to get to the point where I get headaches because of caffeine withdrawal from not having coffee.
I just drink soda.
also coffee testes nasty
Quote from: BoneMan on July 24, 2008, 08:53:51 PM
You mean like this, (http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk303/beone346/box.gif)
Hey, nice pic. Pity about the guy in the middle, but hey...
Well, with the right photo-manip, you could, theoretically, add something else in instead.