So, I'm a bit crazy. Paranoid, to be exact. I'm not covering my head in tinfoil and eating silicon chunks yet, but it's still noticeable.
I think people are talking about me, saying nasty things like "urg, look at him, he's a plonker" and such.
So i decided that, every time i think someone is talking bad about me or thinking bad, i'd count it, and add it up at the end of the day.
Now, lets make a game out of it!!! Guess how many paranoid delusions i had today!! The closest guess will be rewarded with nothing, it's just a bit of fun! Get Guessing!!
Winners will be announced at 9 pm GMT every day. Some days, i may not go to work or see less people, so i'll try and explain my day when the winner is announced so you can better guess.
One hundred thirteen.
Let's see... counting the one where I'm standing right behind you as you're reading this... fifty-seven.
I'ma say... sixty-eight, maybe seventy.
I'll go for a far more conservative 35.
TheGreyRonin - Far too high. Maybe when i'm at a party, but still high.
Jairus - Pretty close, but still off by a mark. Or some.
Black_Angel - Pretty high as well
Mowser - Good guess.
So, how many people called me a nasty name today?
22.
The winner is Mowser!!! Well done!
EDIT
Today, i had a day off. But there were a lot of people in that supermarket...
17 people talked about how your clothes did not match.
I'll hit the low mark a bit and say 10 times today.
I'll go for e. Either that or Pi.
12
Aiyno - Almost, aim a bit higher.
Llearch - Fortune will smile on you soon.
Mowser - Eh, bit too low.
Jairus - Holy cow!!!
How many people thought my shoes were rusty today, then?
17.
Meaning Jairus was right on the mark!!! Well done!
new round?
Nah. Danny thinks we're out to get him.
47 oh no! that's a prime number! Primes are evil.