Title says it all.
Remember, no double posting, no inappropriate posts, ect ect and all that stuff.
It starts off with a person throwing an object that can be pretty much anything at all. As long as it's not another user, it should be okay.
The person who posts next says what they did with the item, if they get seriously hurt, if they ate it, anything goes. Then afterwards, they toss another object to the next poster. I would like it to be a different object. Using the same ones over and over might become boring. Also don't backtrack and throw to the previous poster.
The rules actually should be self explainatory.
I'll start off. *Throws a poke ball at the next poster*
*Gets hit on the arm by said pokeball*
"Ow."
*Tosses the whole thread at the next poster.*
*gets buried under a fast accumulating mound of senseless nonsense*
";o;"
"Throws an apple at the next poster*
*catches and eats the apple*
"Yum."
*throws a book at the next poster*
*Gets hit in the back of the head with it. Clunk!*
Erk--! HEY! That hurt! Jerk.
*Hurls a non-functional pocket watch at the next poster.*
*picks up broken watch from where it landed, and resolves to fix it someday*
"Hey, this could be a great costume piece."
*throws a plush kangaroo rat at the next poster*
catches a Moria Gianina plush. "three more and i'll have the total evil lawyer set."
throws an RJ muffin at the next poster
*catches it*
Er... oh, dear. *BOOOM*
*throws a small pile of radioactive dust that he has become at the next poster*
*catches dust, then realizes what it is. Twenty years later, I die of cancer*
"Oh, darnit."
*throws a bottle of nitroglycerine at the next poster*
Ah, thankyou. *takes a tablet for his angina*
*throws two cats at the next poster*
Ack, flying cats! *Distracts the cats with catnip*
*Throws a mow at the next poster*
*avoids being consumed by a flying mow*
*Throws a mouse trap at the next poster.*
*Counters the mousetrap by throwing a mouse into it.*
*Tosses The Hulk at the next poster.*
*Dodges and watches as The Hulk goes skidding down the street and face-first into a building*
*winces and says* "Ouch."
*throws Jyrras at next poster*
*Catches Jyrras and tosses him to a group of fangirls.*
*Tosses Ren's evil smiting sword at the next poster. Pointy end first.*
*gets a sword through his tail*
*squeeks in pain, while flailing his arms, launching a volley of rocks at the next poster.*
*rocks fall everyone dies*
I walk in and say "shoot."
*throws Deebs at next poster*
*Catches Deebs*
Haha! Bubble gum.
*Tosses Jyrras's newer "child" at the next poster.*
too big crushing me!.
explodes and a spare body beams in with a crate of screws held above his head
tosses a create of screws at the next poster.
*Crate nearly hits me.*
*Throws a Ran at the next poster.*
run he has a ran cannon! oh wait it's just ran but run still.
throws a robo ride armor at the next poster.
*runs over to the robo ride armor and climbs in*
"MWAHUAHUAHA!!!!!"
*underhand tosses a bottle of champagne to the next poster*
*Gets concussed by the bottle.*
Ohnowyou'vedunnit[/concussed]
*Throws the robo ride armor with Jairus still inside.*
*Freaks out and ducks under the armor causing it to fall into a pit behind him*
Haha! Pits! The downfall of many a mecha!
*throws a volley of darts at the next poster*
*goes total Domon Kasshu and catches every single one of them in one hand*
"I am the King of Hearts!"
*uses awesome kung-fu skills to throw each one at the next poster*
takes 8% damages.
throws a thunder wave at the next poster out of calculated anger.
*gets his fur mussed from the thunder*
That is a sin...that I CAN NEVER FORGIVE!
*throws mud filled with pointy objects at the next poster*
uses a f;ame thrower to solidify the mud into earth and skew the velocity of the projectile, now aimed at the next poster.
*gets hit by a dirt cloud*
"Oh, that's really mature, guys! When was the last time we did that, third grade?"
*passes the buck*
a buck? i deal in screws not bucks.
throws a energy cell at the next poster
*grabs energy cell, plugs it into power pack*
*launches a Wraith Plasma Mortar at next poster*
*dodges, runs like heck away from the Wraith*
"WHAT'S WITH ALL THE WEAPONS!?!?!!"
*throws a little plastic box of raspberries at the next poster*
OH SHI~ *ducks too late* @~@
*throws a plasma grenade at the next poster*
*Plasma grenade sticks to face.*
SHI-*BOOM!!!!*
*Throws a frag grenade at the next poster.*
HAHAH` oh cr-
*BLAM* X.X
>( *throws a filled diaper at the next poster*
*succeeds in dodging the offending missile, but you hit the next poster*
"Whew, sucks to be that person!"
*throws a kiss* (I want to see how you react... :mwaha)
0_0 ew.
DDDD8 OMG A KISS!!! *runrunrunrunrun* GROSSSSS!!!!
*throws a cow at the next poster*
*looks up*
"Oh crap."
"Mrooooooo!!!" *kersplat on poor Patsy*
*throws a giant wooden rabbit at the next poster*
*Dodges by getting into a large wooden badger.*
*Throws Torquemada at the next poster.*
*manages to Torquemada going through with the Spanish Inquisition as originally planned, thus leading to an impressive song and dance number* (yes, I used the pun from History of the World Part 1. Yes, I have no shame.)
*Throws the Piss Boy at the next poster*
*Dodges using Count DeMonet(DeMoney?)*
*Throw's Caesar's scepter at the next poster*
*Ceaser's scepter bonks head*
...That's not a bludgeon...
*pulls out Gravity Hammer*
THIS is a bludgeon!
*hurls Gravity Hammer at next poster*
*Performs Hammer Connect with Goldymarg*
"Hammer Hell and Heaven!"
*Throws the Goldion Crusher at the next poster*
*To avoid the giant mech, hides in bomb shelter*
I'm safe, but now i'm kinda stuck... great.
*Throws an empty soda can at next poster*
*catches soda can, crushes it, and throws it into a recycle bin*
"Every little bit helps."
*throws full bottle of Diet Coke at next poster*
*catches, adds mentos*
Wheeeeeee.
*hurls a small fruit-eating bat at the next poster*
*tosses fruit to distract fruit-bat.*
Hoo-ah!
*throws serrated laminated cards at next poster*
*doesn't bother to dodge them, since when thrown at human speeds they have neither the mass nor velocity to draw blood, let alone kill.*
"I basically learned that from Mythbusters."
*throws an old crash-test dummy at the next poster.*
*jumps up onto the still falling crash test dummy and launches off of it until his appearance is obscured by the sun behind him*
Feel my sweet toothed wrath!
*launches several handfuls of hard candy (including Werthers!) at the next poster*
*Catches said candy in a large plastic bag*
Well, my chance of getting the diabetus just shot up. *Munch munch*
*Tosses a holy hand grenade at the next poster*
(glances back) Oh crap. (puts down a killer bunny and runs like hell, avoiding the explosion) Phew.
(jump-shots an anime convention at the next poster)
*attempts to escape the con, but is overwhelmed by the smell of unwashed con-goers*
*Throws a rope at the next poster*
*Grabs the rope and pulls Mowser out of there.*
*Throws a mouse at the next poster.*
*the mouse misses, given that it is fairly unaerodynamic and lacks the knowledge on how to control its body during flight*
"Hm, now if only we could solve the problem of Rodent aviation..."
*throws Harold the Flying Sheep at the next poster*
*has a flashback to Worms: Armageddon and runs from the flying sheep*
You'll pay for that!
*Throws a giant golden donkey*
*leaps onto the donkey, and goes for a ride* Yee-haahhh!
*tosses a custard pie at the next poster*
*gets a custard pie in the face*
"It's your laugh mate, not mine!"
*throws the Silly Sergeant from Monty Python at the next poster*
*The Sarge's boot connects with the back of his skull.*
Why all the people throwing, huh?
*Tosses three daggers of varying length at next poster.*
*is pinned against the wall by one dagger to each arm and one dagger about an inch below a very bad place to attack*
"Whew! I thought this only happened in comedies!"
*throws the Millennium Puzzle to the next poster*
*catches the Millennium Puzzle* Okay, I'm puzzled. I have no idea what this is...
*tosses an orange at the next poster* For the vitamin C!
*Catches, then drops.*
Eugh, oranges.
*Swings a flashlight, without batteries, to next poster.*
*catches flashlight, inserts batteries, and then makes spooky face with it*
"BOO!"
*throws clean underwear at next poster*
i were my man ties on the out side not that it mattes since they are made of titanium are part of my body.
throws a confusion cream pie at the next poster.
:mowcookie great tastes it,yourself it make you did yum
(Shakes head to clear confusion)
*throws next poster at marsmallow....er throws marsmallow at the next poster.
*Lands on marshmallow*/*Marshmallow lands on me*
Ooh. Comfy./"What was that?"
*Throws the StayPuft Marshmallow Man at the next poster.*
escapes by calling the ghost busters.
throws the phone bill at he next poster. ( interdimensional chargers can be scary. )
*Burns the paper before it lands*
I didn't see it first, so I'm not paying.
*Drops a Cliff onto the next poster.*
*looks up*
"Oh, bugg-"
*squash*
...
*does nothing*
...
*random rock rolls down the side of the cliff and rolls to a stop next to the next poster*
*carves the rock into The Thinker*
Ooo, pretty. But needs a pizza to stare at.
Speaking of which... *slings a pizza to TNP*
*Catches the pizza with his face*
Missed it by that much!
*throws a shoe at the next poster*
*gets smacked in the head by a shoe*
"Cor! That really hurt! Who throws a shoe?"
*throws a foam box at the next poster*
(foam box lands on her head)
Sweet. I can be the Smosh Box Man now! Or just have a nice new portable cooler...
(throws a hardcover edition of The Odyssey at the next poster)
*Catches the book*
Hey now! You'll damage the spine tossing it around like that!
*whips an eraser at the next poster*
*gets smacked by chalkboard eraser and remembers that my high school didn't have chalkboards*
"Aw, man. Even the bullies at school never did that to me. I'm hurt."
*throws a copy of Macbeth at the next poster*
*Dodges that piece of bad luck.*
*Throws a copy of The Importance of Being Earnest at the next poster.*
(sitting on the couch watching Death Note when the book hits her in the back)
OWWW! What the he- Ooh, Oscar Wilde! (picks up the book and reads it, tossing the Death Note case at the next poster)
*has heard of Death Note, and carefully disposes of the horrid book*
*throws the Necrotelicomnicon at the next poster*
*makes a quick phone call*
*heaves a small jar of putty at TNP*
*steps to the side only to wind up with putty all over his shoes*
*lobs an imitation Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at the next poster*
*dodges grenade, thinking it's the real thing; spends the next minute waiting for it to go off; gets up and sheepishly looks around*
"Well, that was lucky."
*throws the Grail-shaped beacon from Castle Anthrax at the next poster*
tries to avoid it but fails. oh bugger not i need to go on some quest or another.
throws a 1up helmet at the nest poster
(catches the helmet and puts it on)
Awesome! Maybe now I'll actually make it past the bosses in less than five tries!
(throws a chandelier at the next poster)
*sidesteps the chandelier*
I knew that Phantom would be trouble in this Opera...
*throws a fight against the next poster*
I could've been a contender! I could've been somebody!
turns the fight into a war
throws and olive branch at the next poster
hits me in the head so i take it as a threat* "well now i guess it's time to beam you with my skeleton laser"" HAHA"
throws a tripod from c&c t-wars at the next poster
*burrows a hole and gets far far away from the tripod*
*throws a porcelain coffee cup at the next poster*
catches it and pours a nice cup of joe*
throughs the coffee pot at the next poster
(gets clonked in the head and the coffee spills on her) Guuhhhhhh! The coffee was already cold, man! Grateful that I'm not burned, but cold coffee's GROSS!
(wipes herself off with a moist towelette, and throws a Stella Award at the next poster)
*catches the stella, and drinks it*
Ah, a nice bottle of Stella Artois, otherwise known as "Wife-Beater" - my wife's favourite tipple.
*pours a glass for TNP*
*quietly pours out the glass into the nearest bush, given that I can't stand alcohol*
"Hm, a good full flavor" he says not knowing what the heck he's talking about.
*tosses the empty glass to the next poster*
*catches it, refills it, and passes it back to TNP*
[gets beer on him as he tries to dodge the contemptible liquid, snarls a host of curses best left unmentioned, and interjects with a couple of ass tuners, otherwise known as 'large pipe wrenches']
throws a rosetta stone at the next poster.
*successfully decrypts the entire Egyptian alphabet using ancient greek, only to realize that some French student beat me to it about a hundred and fifty years ago*
"Crud. Talk about reinventing the wheel."
*throws a giant obelisk point-first at the next poster*
[how the frig are we lobbing these giant things around. Hulk smash, or something like that?]
dashes out of the way.
i'm using a copy of guts man's abilities. i can throw 3 tons about 20 meters what about you?
throws a techno babbles encyclopedia at the nest poster. (volume 1 of 10)
*Utilizes a phase-pulse emitter to redirect the kinetic energy into a spherical orb of pure force while slowing down the air-velocity of the lexicon in question to enable safe capture*
"And now I am suffering from post-perandial upper-abdominal extensions!"
*throws a lit lightsaber at the next poster*
epps as zero dashes in knocking him aside to catch the light saber.
e's forte : hey now that's not cool.
zero : shut up or i'll use it on you.
throws a dismantled zero at the next poster.
*rebuilds Zero's broken body into Omega*
"Behold my Omnimon rip-off!"
*throws a Digivice at the next poster*
once again i diggodE awakes in the world. (my name in the digimon world games)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k89/e_voyager/E_V/DGE/DGE02.jpg)
throws a digimon world at the next post ( it used to be mars)
*consumes all the data in the digital world, then spits it out as a newly reformed world with me as god*
"Life is good."
*hands one of Fa'Lina's puppets to the next poster.*
puts on a puppet show
throws popcorn at the next poster
*tries to grab it with my mouth and misses*
"And this is why I don't play sports!"
*Throws Seth Gianni at the next poster*
catches the kangaroo rat in a rolling shield and holds him for ransom.
throws the blame at the next poster by claiming his body was hijacked.
i did nothing :3
*throws self at the next poster* 8D
*finds himself being pounced on by Xze-xze*
*yawns* Well that was an enthusiastic wake up.
*Throws a still ticking alarm clock at the next poster*
this is no good (works on it.)
throws a ball throwing fetch alarm clock at the next poster.
(catches it and beats it with a sledgehammer)
My friends treat me enough like a puppy as it is, I won't have it happen here too!
(throws a Boomerang at the next poster)
*Jumps up and catches the boomerang, only to realize he mite want to use his hands next time*
*Throws his shoes at the next poster, as he spins through the air*
:zombiekun2
*throws her laptop at the next poster*
(sees it flying at her) YES! Now I won't need one for college! (runs to catch it, dives, and it lands rather hard on her arms) ...Ow. Is heavy.
(dusts off the laptop, reads some Sabrina comics, and throws an Amiga at the next poster)
*catches the Amiga, and installs BSD on it*
*flicks a cigarette at TNP*
*steps on it, putting it out*
"No thanks, I can barely handle a beer."
*throws a lighter at the next poster*
*catches the lighter and lights what appears to be a rag stuffed into a wine bottle with some strange liquid in it*
"Never give a pyro ammo."
*throws the bottle at the next poster*
*makes a pretty fire*
*throws the resultant ashes at TNP*
*sneeze*
Da Heck?
Throws Hitler's Preserved Brain at TNP.
*finds a vintage WWII zeppelin, constructs some sort of cybernetic control mechanism, and then creates a new monstrosity*
"NO!!! WHAT HAS SCIENCE - by which I mean me - DONE?!?!!!?"
*Throws a VW Beetle at the next poster* (the old one)
hits it with a ray form the all spark
throws a diecast bust of Alfred wily at the next poster.
*gets smashed by the bust as he wonders why e_voyager would have something like that*
"WHY?!"
*throws a die-cast life-size statue of Johnny Depp at the next poster*
dashes away but still gets crushed.
oh that was not funny.
throws a 1/15 scale model of the Black Pearl at the next poster.
*dodges the Pearl and goes straight for the real one*
"Gentlemen, this is the day that you shall always..."
*trips and knocks a Jack's hat towards the next poster*
*wears hat*
Now this is savvy... savvy?
*throws Davey Jones' Heart at TNP*
HOLY MOTHER OF-
*STABSTABSTABSTAB*
*throws the guilty knife at TNP*
*gets stuck to the wall*
Dammit! That's the third time this week!
*flips a coin to TNP*
*catches the coin, and plunks it into a vending machine, which dispenses a can of cola* Thanks, I was thirsty.
*takes a drink from the can, and tosses the vending machine at the next poster*
Oh my God, I KNEW my horoscope wasn't exaggerating!!!!!
(runs away, but get clobbered by vending machine, which dispenses one can of Canada Dry.)
(grabs the soda, shakes it up, and flings it at TNP)
*cleaves the soda can in two with a sword (getting soaked with soda in the process)* There is nothing I cannot cleave!! D:<
*throws a book at the next poster*
*Catches, sits, reads. Tosses book.*
Bah, I'd read that one already.
*Throws myriad soda boxes at tnp.*
*yells "Mudamudamudamuda!!!!" while deflecting all of the boxes with light-speed punches* The World! Time is frozen! >:D
*throws a steam roller at the next poster*
tries to deflect it with thunder wave. fails and is crushed.
reappears and throws and aggravated bull at the next poster.
*runs away from the bull through the streets of a Spanish town while wearing a bright red shirt; is mauled mercilessly by the aggravated animal* Why does it always happen to meeee?!? 'A'
*throws a water balloon at the next poster*
*the balloon messes up my perfectly gelled hair*
"My hair? He shot my hair! Son of a..."
*unloads a full-clip of laser rifle ammunition in the general vicinity of the next poster*
*tries to use bullet time to dodge the shots only to realize that laser beams move much faster than bullets; gets fried a bit* It burns and stings. :eek
*throws a tear gas grenade at the next poster*
*Graps in hand. Then it starts to leak.*
Aaaww... just like that concert again...
*Throws mismatched locks and keys at np.*
*catches them* With the art of Key-Fu I shall make them match! *fails at the art of Key-Fu*
*throws a lock with a wrong key stuck in it at the next poster*
*catches the lock and gets out a pair of lock cutters..."snip"*
*throws a pair of lock cutters at tnp*
cuts his way into doctor wrights lab and steal an energy balancer.
throws the energy balancer at the next poster.
*balances it on his nose*
And, for my next trick...
*throws e_voyager at TNP*
*catches E_voyager and carefully puts him on the ground* Don't throw expensive and fragile electronic equipment around!! D:<
*throws a cardboard box full of oranges at the next poster*
*grabs the box and sets it down gingerly*
*throws a stapler at tnp*
*Catches the stapler* Ha! thats not how you use these!
*Opens up the stapler and fires staples at TNP*
There is no spoon. *stops the staples with psychokinesis*
*throws a dart at the next poster*
*angrily pulls a dart out of his hand* Oh yeah, sure! It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
*whips a nerf ball at tnp*
*swallows a nerf ball and nearly chokes to death* That's it! I'm gonna sue somebody!
*throws a lawsuit at the next poster*
Objection!
... Mia Farrow is wearing too much for this game.
*flings a bra at TNP*
*Catches and places in a box of used bra's and then sells them to a random Japanese man*
Thanks Llearch!
*lobs a MOAB at TNP*
WTF!!! *barrel roll*
*throws a stereo at TNP*
*catches the monoclonal antibody and looks at it*
Hmmm. Might be useful to Alondro, I'll pass it over.
*catches both of them, uses them to set up a disco*
*flings a teapot at TNP*
*CLANG* I'm a little teapot short and stout...
*weakly throws a sugar cube at tnp*
*catches the sugar cube, and crunches it*
*tosses a tennis ball at the next poster*
8DDD OMG A BALL!!! *chases after it only to run into a fence*
FUME! FUME, I SAY!!!
*throws various pokemon figurines at TNP*
*catches them and sets them on fire*
Right.
*flings an updated avatar at TNP*
swallows in int darkness like Erebus of old.
throws a cloak at the next poster
*discovers that - yes - a cloak can make even me look badass*
"Now to go forth and perform evil! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
*throws a flowing long coat at the next poster*
*dons a coat which starts to billow dramatically in the gusts of wind as he stands on the edge of a cliff above the sea; it is unknown where did the scenery come from all of a sudden*
*throws a pair of shades at the next poster*
*puts them on*
*gets called six-eyes*
*grins evilly*
*flips a small paper balloon at TNP*
*Paper balloon is carried away on the wind*
*Throws an anvil at the next poster*
*holds up a little sign with the word "Mother" on it*
*whud*
*Throws a lit stick of dynamite at the next poster*
"Meep, meep" *raspberry*
*Runs past dynamite so fast that the vaccuum tosses the dynamite at the next poster*
[swats away the dynamite]
This is not a cartoon. That was not nice.
[picks up and throws VSMIT at the next poster]
"AAARGH!"
*Gets up and throws Stygian at the next poster*
*prepares to catch Stygian, but jumps out of his way at the last moment* Stop throwing each other around already!! D:<
*throws a Falcon Panch at the next poster*
*declines delivery, as insufficient postage is attached*
*licks and sticks a postage stamp to TNP*
Sticky.
[picks up llearch, puts the postage stamp on him, then blocks the Falcon Panch with pure manliness, puts it in the box and mails it to the next poster]
*Doesn't open the box as it's not his birthday, christmas .. or even addressed to him*
*Throws a used tea-bag at the next poster*
*swats it away* Eww, gross..
*throws a delicious but poisoned cake at the next poster*
*takes a bite*
I drink Kusuha's health drinks after eating Leona's cuisine... this is *gurgle* *gurgle* nothing.
Throws the olympic torch at TNP.
*catches it clumsily and catches fire* It burns and stings.
*throws a Burning Finger at the next poster*
*counters with Sekiha Tenkyoken!*
"These hands of ours are burning red! Their loud cry tells us to grasp happiness! Erupting Burning..."
*fires Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken at the next poster*
*Blocks it with the Devil Gundam's final form.*
*Throws Schwarz Bruder at the next poster.*
*learns secret art of German Ninjutsu from Schwartz*
"Gee, could his name be any bigger of a clue?"
*throws Allenby Beardsly at the next poster*
EDIT: Technically, the Final Form wouldn't have succeeded in blocking the Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken, but I'll let it slide.
*Activates the Berserker System*
*Chucks the new and improved Allenby at the next poster.*
And technically, it was a block, since the attack didn't hit me.
*destroys the Berserker system with the Ultimate Bulls Eye! Rising Arrow! thus saving Allenby*
"There's still time to save this poor woman."
*throws Wong the Great - sans Walter Gundam (where the frig did they get that name from?!) - at the next poster*
*object falls, and lands with me between its arm and body, nearly crushed.*
*Nearly has heart attack, almost passes out*
*Throws an anti-matter charge at next poster*
*catches it and promptly ceases to exist*
*throws the resultant particle stew at TNP*
Incidentally, did Mowser just teabag Ren?
*gathers up the particles and starts arranging them, slowly* We have the technology. We can rebuild him...
*Throws spare parts at tnp*
And incidentally.. no.. I didn't do that. I wouldn't..... >.>....<.< ....O.o.....O.O I mean, I haven't done that stuff since Counter...O...Ozzy's in a pickle!
*grabs spare parts, runs into some cave and emerges from it wearing a set of power armour a few minutes later*
Have some of this truck! >:D
*lobs a tank truck at the next poster*
*Goes hulk and rips truck in half and smashes the pieces into gloves.*
Hulk Smash!
*Throws Iron Man at next poster*
*Mr. Stark hits the boosters to stop himself before he hits me.*
*Throws an Arc Reactor at the next poster.*
*grabs Arc reactor and begins to reverse engineer it to mass-produce it and revolutionize the energy industry, thus eliminating war and half the problems of the world in one fell swoop*
"Why do I get the feeling that this is going to backfire somehow?"
*throws the "Proof That Tony Stark Has a Heart" at the next poster.*
*catches it and destroys at once* HERESY! D:<
*throws.. this.. thing (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/40LBBoxofRape.jpg).. at the next poster* I'm sorry, I had to do it. Just throw it away, or something. Better yet, bury it. Just don't open that box!
*Catches box.*
*Opens box and quickly dumps its contents on the next poster.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very no! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/VeryNo.jpg)
*throws a towel at the next poster*
*Takes towel for galactic travel*
sweet, a utility towel.
*Throws old crappy towel at next poster.*
*gets distracted and accidentally "catches" the towel with his face* Eww, gross..
*throws a can of whoop-ass at the next poster*
*catches can of whoop ass*
*opens can of whoop ass*
*throws open can of whoop ass at the next poster*
The Professor was about to create the perfect person when he accidentally added an extra ingredient. A CAN OF WHOOP ASS. The person, now known only as Shadowterm became WHOOP ASS MAN, and fought crime, and internet boredom wherever it arose.
Shadowterm, yer' doin it wrong.
*picks up shadowterm and hurls him forcefully at the next poster*
Quote from: Slowtini on July 22, 2008, 09:18:33 PM
Shadowterm, yer' doin it wrong.
*picks up shadowterm and hurls him forcefully at the next poster*
You can't do that. Read the rules. You cannot throw another user.
*throws a whole castle (which is self) at the next poster*
Hey, it dosen't say you can't throw yourself. Though, it is phiscally impossible though . . .
teleport the castle and himself to Wolfenstein. take that you massive wall of flying death.
throne a bootstrap paradox at the next poster
*Ties a cannon to bootstrap's boot straps*
Oh noes, I'm cursed by the gold of cote- Why is the rum gone?
*Throws all the rage that was felt by everyone when Pirates 2 ended at the climax.*
*does a barrel roll*
Such rage is nothing compared to what I feel every time I pump gas into my car...
*uses a handy linear accelerator to hurl sharp metal objects at the next poster*
*makes a pointed comment*
*flings some self-doubt at TNP*
*catches self-doubt* I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away.
*runs away, but then returns in an Evangelion and throws a frigate at the next poster*
*Gets on his motorcycle and rides away from the huge object was about to land*Friggit!
*throws a used drive chain at tnp*
is tripped up and turned to face the monstrous half machine with a charged plasma blast follow by machine gun plasma burst.
throws Casus Belli at the nest poster
(picks up the casus belli, interested) Hm. A few of these are more factual and solid than I expected, but some are rather flimsy.
(puts them down, smiles, and SHOOP DA WHOOPs the next poster)
*says "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!" and blows up the SHOOP DA WHOOP!*
*Throws Ceiling Cat at next poster*
I'm not masturbating! I'm not! I was just... checking for... uh... fleas. Or calluses. Yes. That was it.
*throws the red rag of incredible shame at TNP*
this mean war
throws video evidence at the next poster
*Edits video evidence to suit my own needs :mwaha*
*Drops newly edited video onto the doorstep of the next poster.*
*posts video on youtube.*
*Throws retarded comments from youtubers at next poster.*
*Shrugs negative feedback off*
*Throws /b/tarded tomments at the next poster.*
*absorbs the /b/tarded tomments*
*hurls a choclatchip muffin with only one chocalate chip, in the base, at the next poster*
*Catches muffin and gives it to Kerrigan*
*Throws demented pie that wants to be eaten, but was told not to be at next poster*
spins catching the pin in the rotating shadows of his cloak and hurls it at the next poster.
*examines a pie splattered on a wall* "A drive by pie throwing... damn clowns. "
*throws a pencil and notepad at tnp*
*gives them to the secretary*
Now we have something to replace the broken typewritter until it's fixed. :>
*throws a lawsuit at the next poster*
*swats it away* Objection. >:[
*throws a Matrix of Leadership at the next poster*
*catches it, then destroys it just to watch the autobot's reactions* :>
I so love being evil.
*throws an evil toaster at the next poster*
*catches the toaster, burns hands, gets shot in the face by demonic toast...eats it anyways*
Wearing oven mitts again...
*throws a ball of sporks at the next poster*
*sees the ball of sporks coming*
"Oh Gods, not again!!! AUGH!!!!" *curls up into a fetal position in the corner rocking on his heels and crying "the sporks! the sporks!"*
*throws his traumatic experiences at the next post*
*cleaves the traumatic experiences into lots of tiny pieces* I am the Sword That Cleaves the Unpleasantness and Nasty Stuff into Bits! Nothing shall stand against me!
*throws a sword at the next poster*
*catches the sword ... with his face*
Ow.
*falls over, and bleeds on TNP*
*Considers what just happened.*
How can a box bleed? :P
*Blood magically disappears.*
*Throws Kirby at the next poster.*
*gets swallowed by Kirby, then spat out after Kirby realizes that I have no powers to copy*
"Well, that was embarrassing."
*throws Meta-Knight at the next poster*
*just Falcon Punches Meta-Knight away, in the direction of the next poster*
Shoots meta knight with a Zero Laser final smash, then throws power suit at next poster.
*Dons power suit*
"I don't care who wore this last! It is awesome!"
*throws a metroid at the next poster*
*catches a metroid with his head; five seconds later metroid, looking withered, falls off to the ground*
The powers of my Brain-Fu are effervescent! :B
*throws a psychic blast at the next poster*
*catches the blast*
Wow, man, it's like Woodstock!
*throws suspicious brownies at the next poster*
*eats brownies*
"Wow, these taste just like my grandmother's brownies!"
*throws a plate of my grandma's Killer Chocolate Cake at the next poster*
*blocks the plate of his grandma's Killer Chocolate Cake with a plate of my grandma's Murderous Macaroni*
*throws Murderous Macaroni at the next poster*
*catches it, takes it to the fair, has soda with it, takes photos of drunken idiots with it, parties the night away with it, then stabs it in the back and throws it to a pack of starving badgers*
Let's do it again! :B
*throws a paradox at the next poster, because Asiancat approves of it*
*explodes*
*hurls a vortex at the next poster*
*gets sucked into it, only to come out as an Apotheosized version of himself*
I have returned.. FOR REVENGE!!!
*throws a goddamn Moon at the next poster* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
*blocks with Goldion crusher... again*
"Become... Light!!!!"
*destroys Moon, then throws the zonder core at the heart of the moon to the next poster*
*catches the Zonder core and crushes it in his hand with a furious expression on his face* I have had enough of these *censored* Zonders on this *censored* planet!! D:<
*throws a newspaper at the next poster*
*reads the comics, laughs, and discards the paper in the nearest recycling bin*
*throws CAPTAIN PLANET at the next poster*
*whips out the Nostalgia Critic's review of Captain Planet to protect himself*
"Glad I didn't get hit by those awful puns!"
*throws the Nostalgia Critic at the next poster*
*counters with The Angry Video Game Nerd*
that was close
*Angry Video Game Nerd takes diarrhea dump on next poster.
*the castle abyss backs up again*
Oh damn, not again. It's flooding the catacombs now!
*tosses the vid in my sig at the next poster*
*tosses out the youtube link* Sorry, my office bans video sights.
*tosses a world of trouble at tnp*
*adds to my collection*
*Ah, that might look good on the mantle.*
*tosses a BUCKET O' LAVA at the next poster*
(whips out a SPRAY CAN O' LIQUID NITROGEN and saves herself)
Well, my fingers are cold, but at least I'm not Shishio-ified.
(throws several low-budget horror movies at TNP)
Ah! No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh, wait. Pitch Black. Here we go.
[throws a bedfull of cockroaches onto the next poster]
Nyomnyomnyomnyomnyom. Lots of lovely protein.
*throws the emptied shells over his shoulder at TNP*
snares in rage and crankiness form lack of down time.
throws sleep lock at next poster.
*stares in confusion at the sleep lock*
Wut?
*throws the Inescapable Masterlock at the next poster*
picks the inescapable master lock with the skeleton key.
throws a holy hand grenade at next poster.
*picks up the holy hand grenade*
You forgot to count!
1...
2...
Five!
Wait, Three!
*throws the primed holy hand grenade at the next poster*
*Holy Hand Grenade bounces away, since I am not naughty in God's eyes.*
That rabbit, however, is.
*Throws a very hungry killer rabbit at the next poster.*
*....runs away!*
*throws some soiled armor at tnp*
*cleans*
*sells on e-bay for PROFIT!!!*
*throws a BAG O' FIRE at the next poster*
grabs bag
"Sweet! a bag of fire!"
empties contents on next poster.
O-H-M-Y-G-O-D-I-M-O-N-F-I-R-E-S-O-M-E-B-O-D-Y-P-U-T-M-E-O-U-T-F-O-R-C-R-Y-I-N-G-O-U-T-L-O-U-D!
(throws a crematory urn at the next poster)
*Urn shatters*
No, I'm not going to pull a Keith Richards.
*Sweeps up ashes and throws them to the next poster.*
*burns the ashes down to ashes*
That gets rid of that.
*Whips a 37 by 37 rubix cube at 250 miles per hours at the next poster*
*catches it and solves it in seconds*
Hmm. Cute. What next?
*rolls a bowling ball at TNP*
*catches it and bowls a 270* WOOO! Personal best!
*throws musty bowling shoes at tnp*
*is clonked on the head by the shoes*
"Ow, hey, bowling shoes, not my size though."
*throws a can of soup at the next poster*
(catches it and reads the label) Blech. Tomato.
(throws a Weird Al album at TNP)
*catches*
*plays*
*laughs*
Also, I caught that song reference. <3
*throws a herd of wildebeest at the next poster*
*runs from the wildebeests, tripping and when was about to be trampled, was snatched by the jaws of a great lion who perches him to safety, while he himself is trampled to death*
MUFASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*throws the control of the World's Oil Prices at the next poster*
Le gasp! I must not abuse this power!
*abuses this power.*
*Throws a Pokeball at the next poster*
*gets trapped*
"Bugger."
*rolls self at TNP*
*picks up Pokéball*
"Boxy! I choose you!" *Boxy is chosen! Choose Boxy's Attack*
"Boxy, use your Arena Ban attack!"
*uses Arena Ban on next poster*
*ARGH
SHADOWTERM is now BANNED,
SHADOWTERM throws GRIEF and SADNESS at next POSTER.
*throws Pokéball at Grief and Sadness*
*...*
*...*
*...*
*doodoodoodoodoodoo!*
*You've caught Grief and Sadness. Do you wish to give a nickname to Grief and Sadness*
*...*
*You've changed Grief and Sadness' names to Joy and Jennie!*
"Joy and Jennie, I choose you!"
*throws Joy and Jennie at next poster*
*Feels oddly unhappy with the Joy and Jennie*
*bottles his tears and throws them at TNP*
*grabs the vial of Jer-oh-me's tears*
"Yes! Ye-e-s-s! Oh, let me taste your tears, Jer-oh-me! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet."
*throws Eric Cartman at the next poster*
intercepts hims with special weapon Kenny decoy.
throws a power bomb at the next poster.
*aiees as he is blown away*
*flies toward the next poster with a filying himself*
(er by power bomb i meant he aw well never mind.)
is out of Kenny decoys and is hit sparking with shield damage.
throws repair bill at TNP.
*Sighs collects himself, and pays the bill*
*Tosses a loan application at TNP*
DENIED!
*throws a bowl of breakfast cereal at TNP*
*Consumes the cereal* Hey it may be 21:53 but I can't be bothered making anything else :3
*Throws a WP grenade at the next poster*
*Disposes ther grenade*
E.O.D. beaaaatch!
*Throws a set of golf balls to the next poster*
*catches the golf balls and then proceeds to hit every trap, forest and bystander that goes by.. anything but the green or hole itself really...* "What?! I suck at golf alright!?"
*Throws a bottle of hater-- gatoradeat tnp.*
*catches*
*drinks*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
*throws a hatemongering elitist at the next poster*
*curbs the elitist's elitist hate mongering ways with a peanut butter cookie made with love*
*Throws the tub of cookies at TNP*
mixes it with ice cream and eats them with George and Rock.
throws a bundle of stolen tech at TNP.
*Uses the bundle of stolen tech to build a robot buddy*
"Hello World!" says the robot buddy. "Grah! Thought I changed the command lines!" *fixes*
*tosses a box of capacitors, resistors, transistors and diodes at the next poster, just like a tosser*
builds a TARDIS, and wonders why.
throws a quantum time space paradox at the next poster.
*kills his great great great grandfather without knowing whether the genes have been passed on yet*
"Aaagh! I'm phasing!"
*throws the Delorean at TNP*
GREAT SCOTT!
*Delorean vanishes in a flash leaving burning tiretracks*
*throws Collin Mocherie's hairstyle at TNP*
*counters with Ryan Style's shirts*
*throws Mike McShane's peanut butter jar at TNP*
*puts the jar in his collection of peanut butter jars*
Another for my collection.
*throws antiques at TNP*
*catches the antiques and gently places them down, one by one* "Oi! Don't be throwing these things! They're incredibly valuable!"
*throws unused metal shelving at tnp*
*gets shelved*
*heaves a partially used apple at TNP*
called for a death god block
throws a death note paper airplane at then next poster.
*catches the paper and scribbles several names down in it* "I will create a world without evil!"
*throws an annoying pop idol that responds to the name of Misa at tnp*
*looks in confusion at the pop idol*
"I've never heard of you before."
*throws her to someone who might care*
*also fails to recognize the pop idol*
Two negative votes, into the incinerator with you.
*tosses the incinerator at the next poster, again like a tosser.*
(ducks and rolls out of the way) Watch it! You could hurt someone! And do you mean 'tosser' as in the British insult, or something I missed?
(throws a bag of rice at TNP)
catches the bag of rice and hand it to James. "Death Pellets!" he screams. I put it on the shelf for future use.
Throws a Naruto plushy at TNP (WAIT! I want that back!)
*catches Naruto plushy, looks at it, and passes it back to yakanaj*
"Here, you can have it back."
*tosses Sasuke plushy at next poster (WAIT! I DON'T WANT THAT BACK!!)*
(snags the Sasuke, holds up her tiny little handmade Orochimaru clay figurine)
(in a Sasuke voice) "Oh, it is SO payback time."
(throws her Deidara figurine at the next poster... Please glue his ponytail back on!!)
Dang. I wanted the Sasuke plushy. :cry
Chuckes randome rooster at TNP
*exchanges random rooster for new Sasuke doll and tosses it back to Yakanaj*
"Here, you can have this one."
*tosses Kyuubi (not Naruto or plushy!) at next poster*
Yay! Another plushy for my colection. James will be thrilled...maybe.
Ducks Kyuubi and runs off to find the Hokage.
Throws a randome green vest at TNP
*exchanges it for a blue one, and wonder why Yakanaj keeps spelling random as "randome"*
"Sweet! Finally, I've got a vest!"
*throws a Jamie Hyneman's beret at the next poster*
I spell random randome because I can...and I can't spell...
Thows a box of flesh eating bees at TNP
*counters with bee-eating flesh... ewww*
"Okay, that was gross."
*throws dictionary at the next poster*
*catches it, looks at it assessing it for damage and then places it on his shelf* "Not the first time I've had the book thrown at me."
*throws a small potted bamboo tree at tnp*
*catches it, and re-pots it into a bigger pot*
*tosses the small pot at the next poster*
plants in a lunar green house.
turns pot into a one up helmet to some one else
throws a hidden dragon At TNP
*goes hunting for the hidden dragon*
Dragon, where are you?
*tosses dragon bait at TNP*
(dodges the dead thing, then feels a large scaly shadow fall over her) Oh frig-meister.
(throws the crouching tiger at TNP and hides in its spot)
*aiees and runs from the about to pounce tiger!*
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*tosses his position of considerable misfortune at the next poster*
epps instance death spikes!
teleports into a new body.
throws old dead spiked body at the next poster.
*spends the next several minutes throwing up because I can't stand the sight of injuries or blood*
"You, sir, are evil!"
*throws my fear of deep water at the next post, as well as an all-expenses pair trip on a cruise ship*
Agh! I already hate water! I sink in it! And why must you all always waste the blood?! Fucking hippies!
[reluctantly enjoys his cruise because of the free booze, but nevertheless he furiously throws After Eight mint thins at the next poster]
*eats one mint before retiring with a good book*
"Well, more than one is just excessive."
*throws a good book (not The Good Book) at the next poster*
thanks. (and jay you forget most of my body's are made of metals and circuits not flesh and blood. but i should have specified wurii ... my bad) reads int in 20 seconds
throws cold water on the next poster which will likely be jay.
*sidesteps the cold water aimed at Jay*
Fire in the hole!
*quickly sets up blast shield to protect from flying shrapnel*
"Ooh. Pretty."
*throws Mythbusters-brand explosive water heater at next poster (if you've seen this episode, you know how beautiful it is)*
*goes 'Ooh, pretty!' then runs for his life*
*Tosses a hardhat to the next poster.*
*eats it*
nyomnyomnyomnyomnyom.
*throws some loose cardboard shavings at TNP*
*catches the shavings, weaves them into cardboard dreadlocks*
Perfect! Just what a random person needs!
*throws cardboard dreadlocks at the next poster*
*wears proudly*
=B
*throws the M&M Factory at TNP*
*flies towards it and Falcon Panches it, causing the entire factory to explode, showering everything around in M&Ms*
*well, the next poster is showered in M&Ms*
OMG TEH WASTE OF CHOCOLATE-Y CANDY-COVERED GOODNESS!!! D8
*attempts to gather up all teh goodness and flings a cell phone at TNP*
*snags the phone and starts reading through the messages*
*Tosses a lighter at tnp*
*catches fire* It bUrNS ANd sTinGs. :boggle
*trows himself at the next poster (don't forget that I'm engulfed in flames)*
*catches fire, burns merrily*
... haven't we done this one before?
*throws the hot potato to TNP*
*Potato misses and lands on ground* *patato hisses as it burns through to the center of the earth*
0.o :erk What do you put in these things?!!!
*Tosses one of the power bombs from the metroid series at the next poster*
*Explodes followed by "Game Over"*
I never beat this game! ;.;
*tosses the Metroid game at next poster*
swiftly and deftly catches it, "hey this is the older one!"
throws the newest metroid game at the next poster right after selling the other to a museum.
*Get smashd in the head with Metroid game, taking 3 damge*
I'm an RPG person! Stop following me!
*tosses the "3" of the damage he took at next poster.*
(pelted in the forehead) OW! What the heck! Twenty-sided dice really hurt, man!
(tosses her old Packard Bell monitor at TNP)
catches it and turns it into a steampunk/clockwork monster
there that aught to help take over the world
throws the world at the next poster
*grabs The World and puts it into his Tarot deck*
"Thanks, I was missing that one."
*throws an Oiuja board at the next poster*
*is in a smashy mood and sees the flying Oiuja board and slams it into the ground with an atomic punch, then beats it into oblivion there on the ground*
JER SMASH!
*Chucks an A1 Abrahm's tank at the next poster.*
I have opened PILLS. :eek *uses his psychokinetic powers to disintegrate the tank by disrupting its molecular structure* My powers of Mind-Fu are unmatched! :B
*throws a rabid ferret at the next poster*
Gah! It's in my trousers! *jiggles and wriggles*
*passes the ferret infested trousers to TNP*
*Catches the trousers and looks at them quizzically*" A ferret chasing a worm? Don't see that everyday"
*tosses a shovel at tnp*
*Catches Shovel dramatically goes on a Jackie Chan-like melee spree kicking the crud out of hapless bystanders*
My Kung Fu is STRONG!
*Passes on his Kung Fu skills to TNP*
*parries with a herring*
You lack discipline!
*throws a red herring at tnp*
*catches it and eats it raw* Mmm... This is delicious!
*throws the fish bones at the next poster*
*Sings the French Chef song from Little Mermaid*
~o/First I chop off your head! It don't hurt, cause you're dead!/o~
Hits Jer-oh-me over the head for not throwing anything my way
*Jerk*
Throwes a banana peel at TNP
*slips on the banana peel and the world's at my feet*
"Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!"
*throws an old-fashioned mic at the next poster*
(if you know what movie I'm referring to, you get an imaginary cookie)
Dang, no cookie for me.
Catches mike and starts to sing. "someone please kill that cat!"
Sighs and passes the cat onto the next poster
*buries it, but it won't stop yowling and moving about*
"Well, you don't want to come back from Sarento to a dead cat."
*tosses Eric the Halibut at the next poster*
(Singin' In the Rain, for the record. Who knows what it is this time?)
I thought the last one was rain, as to Eric here, I've not a clue.
*cooks the poor halibut and eats said*
*Tosses fried halibut and an apology for lack of tossings to the next poster, just like a tosser*
*dodges the fried halibut*
"Eric! No! Mr. Praline loved you!"
*throws a sonic screwdriver at the next poster*
(Eric the Halibut belonged to Mr. Praline, more famous for being the customer in the Dead Parrot Sketch from Monty Python. You should know what a sonic screwdriver is... Wiki it.)
OW! Sonic screwdriver hurts my ears AND my head. And I throw a full outhouse at next poster.
*dodges the outhouse and watches it roll down a hill and collide with someone's house*
"Well, glad that's not my problem."
*throws a healing potion at the next poster*
(And aserath, this is a sonic screwdriver (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_screwdriver). I don't know what you were thinking about. Unless you're talking about it hitting your head, in which case I'll just say that it's the size of a bloody pen)
Oh well i don't watch very much Dr. Who i was thinking Sonic being loud thus hurting my ears. Anyway...
Grabs the healing potion for my dented head (from the screwdriver) and tosses the kitchen sink.
*catches the kitchen sink*
"No, you're doing it wrong!"
*throws everything and the kitchen sink at the next poster*
Watches everything AND the kitchen sink fly overhead and land on someone's brand new car. Grabs SATAN and throws him at the next poster.
Banishes Satan to hell.
You're doing it wrong!
*throws part of the forum - the heavy part - at TNP*
*catches the heavy part of the forum* "For it's size.. it's kinda light"
*Throws an empty trash bin at tnp*
*catches the empty bin, fills it with trash and flings it at the next poster*
*Catches the rubbish bin and empties it out, then sifts through it and sells all the useful and/or recyclable parts*
Heheh I'm gonna be evil here
*Tosses a 2000 credit token at the next poster who if is in or planing on being in TotC RP may redeem it at the beginning of the game*
Grabs the credit and throws a polar bear at the next poster.
*Dodges the polar bear and watches it fall through some ice* "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."
*throws a book of cheesy pick-up lines at tnp*
fails to compute.
throws logical paradox at the next poster.
(catches the paradox and looks it over)
Hah. They're BOTH liars.
(tosses the labyrinth at the next poster)
*gets lost in it after the third turn* Curse my non-existent sense of direction!..
*throws a ball of yarn at the next poster*
*begins to play with the ball of yarn, giggling away* "What?! This is fun!"
*Throws a sewing kit at tnp*
*uses sewing kit to fix hole in short's pocket*
"Great, now I don't have to keep my keys in the wrong pocket."
*throws Duel Disk at next poster*
*gets hit in the head with it* Hey! Stop throwing things at me!
*throws TRAP CARDS at the next poster*
*activates my own trap card in turn*
"Ha! You've activated my trap card, that launches my Gaia the Dragon Champion from my Catapult Turtle, destroying your Castle of Dark Illusion's flotation ring!"
*throws the Dark Magician Girl at the next poster*
Woot! Pretty girl!
... pity about the magician thing.
*throws the skin to TNP*
*adds it to the pile*
Eh, Damn things keep showing up on my doorstep.
*throws a baseball bludgeon at TNP*
*deflects it with a plasma shield* I have constructed additional Pylons.
*throws additional Pylons at the next poster*
*uses them to bring Stargate online*
"And now to use the strategy that can only work through cheat codes!"
*summons 12 carriers through Stargate, and then loans them to next poster*
*frowns at the carriers he couldn't afford* "I require more vespene gas."
*Throws a fountain pen at tnp*
*uses fountain pen to cause cataclysmic destruction of a bad guy's base*
"Hey! Those carriers were fully paid for! And all you had to do was ask and I'd have been nice and let you borrow them for the invasion!"
*throws a Dark Archon at the next poster*
*absorbs the Dark Archon into his aura* Power overwhelming!
*throws a Psionic Storm at the next poster*
*calls up Queen Bitch of the Universe Kerrigan to absorb it*
"I am the Swarm!"
*throws Queen Bitch of the Universe Kerrigan at the next poster*
*catches Queen Bitch of the Universe Kerrigan* You have such beautiful eyes.. Will you merry me?
*gets rejected and throws his love, his anger and all of his sorrow at the next poster*
Eurgh! I've got Emo on my suit!
*stabs TNP in the back*
"GYAHHH!!"
*falls onto next poster in my dying moments*
*takes Jay to hospital, where they save his life and fix him up*
*throws the medical bills at the next poster*
*laughs and tosses them away* NMFP!
*Throws a lawyer at tnp*
*draws Tatsumaki Zankantō and destroy lawyer*
"Ew, lawyer bits."
*performs Tatsumaki Zankantō at the next poster*
*deflects it with a "JBA" Phoenix Wright*
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/OBJECTION.png)
*throws a paper plane at the next poster*
*catches airplane, rebuilds it with steel framing, wiring, string, sporks, high-def speakers, and sophisticated AI into a high-techno paper airplane*
"Now THAT is a paper airplane!"
*throws spork at next poster*
Grabs the spork and uses it to eat potato salad mmmm goood. Then I toss 10 grams of PLUTONIUM at the next poster.
*grabs the PLUTONIUM and uses it to make a micro nuclear bomb* Gentlemen! It is a nuclear device. The time is running out!
*throws the nuclear device at the next poster*
*uses it to jumpstart my time machine and travel back in time to meet a young Ren Gaulen in Russia*
"Hey, just wanted to tell you, kiddo, that Giant Super Robots rock!" (translate into Russian, since I don't speak it)
*throws Raiden 2.0 (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4158.msg214252.html#msg214252) at the next poster*
(gets landed on and crawls out form under the cyber-suit canine)
Aww. I was hoping for Raiden from Mortal Kombat. He's cool too, though.
(throws a Samus helmet at TNP)
*catches it right on his head* Now to kill some space pirates! :B
*throws Rockman Zero's helmet, cracked and burnt by an orbital fall, at the next poster*
*catches and cradles Zero's helmet as he falls to his knees sobbing*
"Zero? Zero? ZERO?! ZEROOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
*throws Model X and Model Z at the next poster*
*Hasn't the first iota what to do with Model X or Model Z so he just puts them on his roof*
Well they're cool looking, but I don't know what to do with them.
*Tosses a fully rugged laptop at the next poster, like a tosser*
*grabs laptop and synchs it to my own*
"Incidentally, Models X and Z can be combined together through Dual Mega-Merging to transform you into MegaMan Model ZX. My mistake: I should have called them "Biometals." Oh well."
*throws Megaman at the next poster*
destroy the mega dweeb. i'm stronger then him i'm faster then him. why does he win?
throws inferiority complex at TNP
*combines with my own inferiority complex and leaves me sitting in the corner crying*
"I'm no good... no good at anything!" :crying
*throws Forte at next poster...*
[um, e_voyager, there's something weird with your avatar... like it's showing the dark area of the forum page behind it]
catches him and clones his lather body taking any new tech that wily installed before releasing the original to trash professor Wrights lab again
throws a support unit at the next poster. ( not gospel)
(that would be the transparency issues)
*defeats support unit with handheld Mega Buster*
"Gotcha!"
*tosses Zero Buster to next poster*
(ah, that's the word)
Gets blue screen of death because upgrade caused unknown system error.
Throws paper shirken at next poster.
*gets paper cut from shuriken*
"Ouch. Oh, and the Zero Buster is a blaster, by the way."
*throws one of Axel's bladed chakram at the next poster*
"AAAAAAHHHH!" gets impaled by a flaming chandelier that somehow constitutes as a weapon.
returns to TARDIS and regenerates
Throws an Auster Haugen Key at next poster. (If that's spelled wrong please tell me)
*grabs the Osterhagen Key and prevents it from being used*
"There, now the Earth won't get blown up."
*orders K-9 to go to the next poster*
Gah! He's peeing electrons on my foot! Dammit!
*throws K9's removed head at TNP*
*considers turning the detached head into either an ashtray or a trash bin* Eh, it's all I can think of. :S
*Throws 1000 paper cranes at tnp*
These hands of mine are lightning fast! *catches all of the cranes in an instant and uses his Molecular Fusion-Fu to combine them into one giant paper crane* "Paper.. Crane.. Emperor!!!"
*Throws Paper Crane Emperor at the next poster*
*takes off his sunglasses and uses his eye laser beams to incinerate crane emperor*
"I was charging my laser all this time."
*Tosses his uber cool, but not as cool as eye lasers, sunglasses at the next poster*
(grabs the sunglasses and puts them on)
"Several thousand miles to Japan, I've got a full brain, half a sense of direction, it's raining out, and I'm wearing sunglasses."
(throws an electric Ray Charles keyboard at the next poster)
*Takes the Ray Charles Electric and plays some smooth music*
"That's the way, uh-huh, I like it!"
*tosses his smokin' hot back up singers at the next poster, like a tosser*
Beats girls off with a stick
"Wait, why'd I chase them off? *head desk* stupid!"
Throws regrets at next poster.
Oh no, NOT AGAIN! (dodges most of the regrets, but a few sadly hit her) Garr... I wish I'd called that guy sooner, I wish I'd gotten to sleep on time more often, I wish I'd watched all of Firefly before I gave it back MAKE THEM STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
(throws happy memories at TNP)
*Absorbs the happy memories into his carefree leaf in the wind attitude* "Weeee! Where to next?"
*throws a wind of change at tnp*
*gets caught up in said wind*
"SLOWTINI IS EVOLVING!"
...
...
...
"SLOWTINI EVOLVED INTO, SLOWTINI!"
Wait, what?
*throws a bucket o' rusty nails @ next poster*
Gets hit with rusty nails. OW dammit! Now i need a tetanus shot.
Tosses "primordial ooze" at the next poster.
*catches it* With it, I shall create life! >:D *uses his Genesis-Fu to turn the primordial ooze into a huge amoeba* That's not what I had in mind.. :sweatdrop
*tosses the amoeba at the next poster*
*Cages the amoeba.*
Ooh. Something to experiment on!
*Tosses brain-eating amoeba at TNP.*
*feels bad for the starved amoeba*
*Throws t-virus at tnp*
*gets sick*
"Hurk! ded!"
*throws his rotting corpse at TNP*
*sprays aerosol then burns the corpse*
well cant have the wee ones gettin sick cause o' that, eh?
throws Barack Obama at TNP
(Is about to get hit by Obama when he gets caught by Secret Service agents)
"Whoa, cool, Barack Obama!" (gets a handshake and an autograph) *Now is probably not the time to mention that I'm considering voting for John McCain...*
(throws Ralph Nader at TNP)
*Puts on his special "Vote Nader" button.*
"VOTE NADER!"
*Throws William Clinton at the next poster.*
*uses fire with Clinton*
"I got nothing against the dude, I just had fire handy and he was flying at me."
*tosses a limousine at the next poster.*
*looks up*
HOLY SHI-
-crushed-
-respawns inside a missile silo-
OOH, WUZZAT BUTTON DO!
*accidentally launches fiftyseven nuclear missiles at the next poster*
... :U
*Quickly completes Regan's "Star Wars" plan and destroys all 57 missiles.*
Hah!
*Throws a mobile artillery platform at the next poster*
*grins and disintegrates the the weapons platform with his eye lasers*
*tosses the USS Nimitz at the next poster*
Oh COME ON!
*spends the next 7 months assembling a crack team of demolition experts and nautical engineers to safely dismantle the Nimitz and turn it into an artificial reef... BEFORE it hits the ground!*
Throws Kaiser Wilhelm at TNP
*eats breakfast at Dennys with him*
Bye Mister Willhelm!
*throws a party at the next poster*
The party was a great success.
The next day, there was a lot of cleaning up to do...
*throws the mess at the next poster*
"cries Roll help me! " Roll appears and cleans the mess before it reaches e then vanishes leaving behind and energy tank. "thanks roll"
throws a movie style explosion at the next poster.
*does a pose in front of the explosions*
*throws Darth Vader's helmet at TNP*
*catches Vader's helmet, and has the biggest nerd freak-out moment since the trailer announcing Snake as a character on SSBB*
"YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!"
*throws Vader's cape at the next poster*
Hello, Vader. Nice outfit.
*flicks what looks like a coin at TNP*
Catches and looks at coin
"Heads, you lose"
Shoots TNP with a gun for not knowing who got my girlfriend killed in a warehouse.
(gets shot, but only in the shoulder, and for some reason, now has a big, lipsticky grin)
"Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little...emotions."
(throws a pencil at the next poster to make it disappear)
*catches the pencil in my eye*
Ow! Ow! Oh God, the pain! The...wait, I can just regrow it.
*does so, and throws the next poster a lopsided squint*
eurgh! The Evil Eye!
*throws a years supply of saline solution to TNP*
*has no idea of what to do with it*
"Um, thanks, I think..."
*throws five golden rings at the next poster*
*Catches them and melts them down*
"Yes! More for my stash!"
*Tosses a roll of plastic wrap at the next poster*
(grabs it and crumples it up into a clingy, evil little ball)
Use enough of that stuff at work, and you hate it with a passion.
(throws a gently-used roll of bubble wrap at the next poster)
*Stuffs the bubble-wrap in a box, along with a few other items*
"Special delivery!"
*throws the package of stuff at tnp*
*glees at a package*
"A package! I love a package!"
*tosses a little shop right over there at the next poster*
Ooh, I love window-shopping... Hey, that little shop has a strange and interesting plant in the window!
(throws a total eclipse of the sun at TNP)
Oooo, classy! *dons shades*
*throws the dark side of the moon at TNP*
*plunks the cd in and starts watching the Wizard of Oz* "Man, it's been ages since I did this."
*throws a bowl of mixed chips at tnp*
*catches and eats them*
OH GOD! I'M CHOKING!
*spits out the chips and throws the bowl at the next person*
Catches Bowl and uses it to scoop up liquid fire
BURN!
Throws Fire at TNP
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Now playing: DOUG the Eagle - Robots of Dawn (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/doug+the+eagle/track/robots+of+dawn)
via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)
*grabs an extinguisher and puts the fire out*
*tosses the extinguisher at the next poster*
*turns towards the fire extinguisher and gets smashed upside the skull, then falls to the ground without a word said*
*the apple I was about to eat rolls out of my slack hand in the direction of the next poster*
*Looks at the apple and then runs it over with his longboard* "I'm buying a new one soon anyway."
*Throws a rather worn looking longboard at tnp*
Edit: It's one of these (http://www.landyachtz.com/D25.cfm?PID=235&place=3). Actually it's the version from before that, as seen here (http://www.sickboards.nl/catalog/popup_image.php/pID/356?osCsid=38a65c80e4c88add0fe3ee7a91fc3c2c). I'm getting this (http://www.landyachtz.com/D25.cfm?PID=239) hopefully.
*grabs it from mid air and uses it to beat Mowser to the ground*
Don't throw things at me!
*throws Mowser's broken teeth to tnp*
(catches every last one of 'em) Sweet! Now if only I can convince my little brother's friends to give me half the tooth money...
(throws braces at TNP)
*Lets them fall to the ground* "Eugh! Ah well.. at least it wasn't a retainer... sooo nasty."
*Throws a roll of duct tape at tnp*
*catches it and devours it greedily* Yum yum, duct tape.
*throws a Batarang at tnp*
but doesnt a boomerang...
*boomerang weaves in an arc towards the next poster*
*the boomerang misses, since it's freaking impossible to catch the damned things*
"See? Told ya!"
*throws a hippogryph at the next poster*
*isn't hit by anything*
Silly Goggles, there's no such thing as a Hippogryph...
*throws a Hippogriff at the next poster*
*catches the Hippogryphe, while noting that all three are acceptable spellings of the imaginary creature's name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippogriff).*
"Sheesh, it's freaking impossible to keep track of all the different spellings these things have."
*throws Cerberus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerberus) at the next poster.*
hey puppy long time no see. pats the dog though it's been over a millennium
throws a set of the bones at TNP. (but the bones aren't what they need too look out for."
*jumps up and catches the bone with is teeth*
*notices the three headed dog of the underworld*
YIPE!
*runs between Orthus' legs and the two headed dog gets into a rumble with Cerberus*
*the rolling mass of multi headed dogs rtarts rolling rowards TNP*
Runs for dear life
AHA! I like to keep this for emergencies!
Throws steak at TNP (Which attracts mass of dogs)
*pulls out A1 steak sauce and adds it to the steak before throwing it towards the dogs*
"See, they're just hungry!"
*throws an unassembled LEGO set at the next poster*
Ooo!
*spends the next three days building things at random, most of which aren't listed in the description of what the set builds.*
*builds a three headed dog out of lego, and sets it on TNP*
*observes the strange little thing and then begins to change it into a cube of leggo*
"Now to light this on fire and see what happens..."
*tosses what looks to be burning pitch at tnp*
(narrowly dodges the fiery blob) Dude, I know the new Bionicles aren't exactly perfect, but did you have to light them on fire?
(while her little brother mourns death of Legos, throws the Toa Mata at TNP)
*throws energized Protodermis at the Toa Mata, transforming them into the Toa Nuva*
"And now Toa Tahu's swords rock! Well you know what I mean."
*throws Toa Lhikan's fire greatswords/shield at the next poster*
HOLY CRAP MINE! (just as she is about to catch them, her li'l bro dives in the way, grabs them and runs off) Dammit give those back! ...Can I at least get a Gali mask???
(fires Midak skyblaster at TNP)
*catches it and uses it as a toothpick*
Hmm.
*throws a deck of cards at TNP*
*somehow the deck comes open and each one flies into the wall next to him in that old style comedic way that pins him to the wall that you never really see anymore*
Look! Classic comedy!
*throws a box set of all the Disney Classics at tnp*
*goes into a corner and cries because I'm afraid that Disney's best days are long behind it*
"Okay, I'm better now."
*throws The Black Cauldron at the next poster (I'm interested in whether you go for the cauldron or the movie)*
*watches the movie, is entertained*
Hm, popcorn is stale...
*throws a bucket of stale popcorn at the next poster*
*leaves it on the dining room table because my little brother will nibble on it*
"I'm serious. And the kid puts way too much butter on his popcorn."
*throws a fresh-popped bag of kettle corn at the next poster*
*opens his mouth and swallows it whole, bag and all*
Yum yum. :9
*throws a stolen street sign which is the name of tnp*
(Catches it, open-mouthed) NO WAY. I didn't think I'd EVER see this! (runs off with the sign)
(throws a still-empty vanity license plate at TNP)
[catches it, examines it with a frown, and then labels it 'B45TARD' with a smirk]
Sad it's not a bike plate. I like motorcycles...
[throws a brand new Ducati 1098 R at the next poster]
*not knowing how to ride a motorcycle or indeed has no interest in learning to do so, covers it with a tarp and stores it in a corner of the garage until an owner who will treat it right and take care of it can be found*
"Just because I'm not a car or motorcycle person doesn't mean I don't appreciate them."
*throws a brand new FXX Ferrari Evoluzione at the next poster*
*jumps in and drives it directly into a tree, a hubcap rolls it's way over to tnp*
[picks it up, blinks, polishes it, and then throws it like a frisbee at the next poster]
Oh, and have some headlights!
[throws a pair of baby seal eyes after it]
*grabs them*
"AUGH!!!!!!!!!" *throws them as far away as I can*
*throws an Olympic gold medal in curling at the next poster*
*catches it*
Hmm. It's not a greaseball burger in the old, non-biodegradable styrofoam container, nor an American Flag. I spose it'll do, though.
*Throws 200 cold showers at TNP*
*uses the jolt from the cold showers to quadruple his creativity and writes four best-selling novels in one year!*
"I'd like to thank all of the little boxes who made this possible..."
*throws a three-million dollar royalty check at the next poster*
[ninjas the money from Black_angel and grins broadly]
And you'll never know where it went...
[throws a boquet of flowers and a box of chocolate liqueurs bought with the money at the next poster as a consolation prize]
(catches) HA! You're gonna have to try harder than that! :mwaha
(throws the new Enzo Ferrari behind Door 3 at TNP)
*opens door number three, then ducks as the car flies by and crashes*
Well it's not new any no more, that's for sure.
*throws the car's steering wheel at the next poster*
*catches it an makes Steering-Wheel Soufflé for dinner*
"If you get that reference or the next one, you rock in my book"
*throws the Baseball Diamond at the next poster*
*swings and misses, but Peter Sellers catches it and passes it to Miss Piggy*
*flicks a copy of Ayn Rand's 'masterpiece' at TNP*
*screams and holds up a copy of Bioshock to protect self*
"Gods above and below man, careful with that!"
*throws a telekinesis plasmid at the next poster*
tries to avoid it but fails his dash system check.
minimum damage.
throws a remote mine at the next poster.
*attempts to disarm the mine hoping that it isn't set off before he does so... and then fails resulting in a rather unpleasant splatter*
*flings some gibs at tnp*
deflect the gibs by done a barrel roll in a rolling shield.
throws an original X awes at the next poster.
(catches with a puzzled look) X awes...hacksaws... Jack Dawes...Meh, I give up.
(throws the Gutenberg Bible at TNP)
*hawks it at some big fancy auction and invests the money in several well-planned accounts.*
"Now my great-grand kids will have plenty for money for college!"
*lobs a (dead) grenade at the next poster*
Grenade! *selflessly throws Jairus onto the grenade to save the rest of the forum*
*throws a paperback at TNP*
*Looks at paper back.*
Hmm... An origami human this is not.
*Tosses a full sized origami human at the next poster.*
*thwacks at it mercilessly with what looks like a bat and then gets a sad look on his face*
"Huh? There's no candy in it?"
*tosses a tire thumper at tnp*
Ow. I'm not an inflated rubber donut.
*Tosses the non-euclidean horror that is R'lyeh at tnp*
*yawns and borrows Rincewind who - in his terror - knocks R'lyeh out with a sock-ful of sand*
"He actually does that in one of the books. And that's why Rincewind - for all of his cowardice - is completely awesome."
*throws The Luggage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luggage) at the next poster.*
*feeds the luggage a clean pair of socks as a token of friendship. Well, not so much 'friendship' as 'please don't eat me'*
Rincewind manages to knock out an entire submerged alien city full of Cthulhu and his minions? WITH A SOCK FULL OF SAND? Are you sure it's not a sock with a half-brick in it?
*throws Richard Dawkins to tnp*
*shakes Dawkins hand, and then goes and finds someone else to talk to*
"I respect the man, but I don't like him. He's a little militant for my tastes."
Incidentally, this page makes for a fun read (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/CrowningMoment/). Rincewind has a few entries.
*throws Jim Hawkins at the next poster*
*Watches as Jim flies past him and over the edge of the 10 story building Pal is standing on*
Now that's just cruel who throws a full grown man at someone??
*tosses the pc/mac game Spore at TNP*
actually i think Jim was about 16. ah well. looks at game. "hey this isn't suppose to finally come out until 2010. rockin!
throws rocks at next poster.
*shatters the rocks in the mid-air with his lightning-fast punches* My Punch-Fu is supreme!
*throws punches at the next poster*
gets his frame dented and is thrown throw a brick wall at the next poster.
*appears out of nowhere in E's way (DBZ-style) with Ryu's red bandana on his head and zaps E with a force blast* HADOUKEN!!
*throws Ryu's red bandana at the next poster*
*catches it and drops it instantly*
"Ewww, it's all sweaty!"
*Throws a mechanical pencil at TNP*
*catches the pencil, and uses it to draw a sketch*
*folds the sketch into a paper aeroplane, and throws it at the next poster*
*gets hit with a paper plane in the eye* AAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
*removes an artificial eye and throws it at the next poster*
gives eye to Gatling.
throws a super secret elemental sword at the next poster.
*catches it and then fashions a crude baldric and slings it over his back* "Save that sucker for later."
*Throws a rather hefty looking walking stick at tnp*
(catches it with a painful smacking sound against her hand, and a slight shockwave) Neeeehhhhhh.... should've signed up for baseball in second grade...
(throws the Freshman Fifteen at TNP)
get's hit with freshman 15 on the arm.
ow that hurt!!!!!!! i sue you!!!!!
throws chuck noris at TNP
*gets hit with several million punches from Chuck Norris before falling over*
...name...of the...donkey cart...
*throws a donkey cart at the next poster*
(dodges it; it breaks into splinters) Aw man... (looks at donkey) Well, Charlie, we're gonna have to find another cart.
(throws orchard apples at TNP)
*eats all the apples*
I liked them apples.
*throws a paper airplane with his number to the next poster*
*reads number*
OMG! it's 666! Jer-oh-me is the antichrist! That, or he is secretly a member of a deathmetal band!
*throws a crucifix at the next poster for protection in case of apocalypse*
*looks at the crucifix, shrugs and tosses it away* "No vampires here, don't need that thing."
*throws a clove of garlic at tnp*
*hisses and backs away quickly, hiding behind his mysterious black cloak* NO!
*turns into a bat and flies away, dropping his cloak on the next poster*
*the cloak falls on his head* Hey! Who turned off the light?
*throws his hat at the next poster*
*eats it*
NyomNyomNyomNyomNyom
*spits the brim at TNP*
(catches it) Hmmm... could use it as a boomerang, I guess.
(cleans it of any remaining box-spit, and flings the rag at TNP)
o great.. I did NOT need that...
*wipes his face with a hanky*
*throws TNP into the LHC*
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORAA!!!!
*destroys the LHC with thousands of lightning-fast punches and lands safely* MY PUNCH-FU IS SUPREME!!!
*throws a black hole extracted from the ruins of the LHC at the next poster*
pulls a rock man save the world move change it's vector and direction into space.
there then that's not fun.
fires a tron style digitizing Lazar at the next poster.
*drops it not knowing what it is*
*shrugs*
*Throws a confused glance at tnp*
sighs. that was a laser blast the turns real world objects like yourself into data entities and draws you inside a level 2 cyber world.
throws a long boring lecture on the physics of digital - cyber worlds at the next poster.
*falls asleep, having the cartoony Z's appear over his head which float over to the next poster*