Right, Now begins a classic forum game, that's right! The "This or That" game!
Let's begin.
Cake or Death?
Cake. It is delicious and moist.
Play or stop?
Play of course!
T-Shirts or Tanktops?
t- shits. tank tops have no armor class.
D&D:
table top or video game
Table top. You actually get to converse with people.
Dinner or supper?
Supper, for that's what it was called while I was raised.
Pocketknife or Machete?
Pocketknife. Smaller, but you can still do a lot of damage.
RP or RPG?
RPG, it has a better explosion and it's easy to find.
Landmine or grenade?
Grenade. You can aim better with them, and besides, my great-uncle was killed by a landmine in Vietnam.
Private school or public school?
Public school. Private schools usually attempt to convert you to their religion.
CRT or LCD?
LCD.
Should I stay or should I go?
Stay, it pays better.
up or down?
Down, down to silvertown.
If the world had to end, would you say it would end in fire, or in ice?
Ice, for it's far cooler. :3
No name or generic?
no name. the nameless wonder rocks
rock or forte?
Forte. Infinitely better than Rock, regardless of what Bob and George say.
L, M, or N? (Am I going to get in trouble for this?)
Rock, I can hide it in my room and wait for an unsuspecting victim.
zombi or vampire?
vampire
soul or soulless
Soul, of course. Nobody wants to be like a Hollow. Unless...like for fanfiction purposes. :rolleyes
Gold or silver?
Silver. There's more of it and it's easier to find.
Bronze or Copper?
copper. you can make bronze form copper and copper is move versatile.
super man or goku?
Superman. While both have their weaknesses, Superman is still bulletproof.
Batman or Iron Man?
bat man. even with out his toys he can still kick your head in.
drive or fly?
Fly. Statistically safer, and faster.
Rural or Urban?
Urban. while rural is beautiful, I like to have access to goods and services...
gremlins or fairys?
Fairy's, the modern versions thereof. They're nicer to you.
PC or Mac.
PC, thankyew.
Coffee or Tea?
Tea. i much prefer tea.
fan fiction or cannon?
Cannons make a much bigger boom.
.50 cal or .700 nitro express?
.700 - I have some applications for it already...
Fish or cut bait?
fish. I don't like worms.
Ninja or pirate?
Ninja. Easy choice. You have exercise, discipline, and all that. And you don't have to put up with the rum.
Yes, I know it's not much like me, but I prefer vodka or whiskey. Had one too many rum drinks that went bad...
Rock climbing or rapid kayaking?
Hmmm. I guess rapid kayaking. At least then you have the more-than-occasional cool spray of water, whereas as fun as rock climbing is, it's probably either very hot or very cold in the places where it's actually good. (Assuming you're climbing real rocks.)
Sick day or snow day?
snow day. i love winter or so i tell myself
comic or cartoon ?
Cartoon. Moving and flashing colors keep the baby niece and baby nephew occupied.
Freddy or Jason?
Jason. I knew a guy named Jason once, it's a nice name.
A question that pierces the soul, then. If you must drink soda - Dr. Pepper, or Coke?
Coke, but I prefer Pepsi.
And another soul piercing question........... cake or pie?
Pie. i like Pie and pi and pi + e. plus i bake cakes not that you'll tell anyone.
kitten or bunny?
Kitten. They grow up to be protectors of the garden from chipmunks and moles.
MMORPG or FPS?
I play both; my twitchy-fast reflexes and aim contrast highly with my entrepreneurial sense of long-time planning and effort. So I am conflicted. However, there's one deciding point here; I don't play regular MMORPGs, which are about constant, relatively safe grinding with little or no loss. I play EVE online, which is about ruthless, relatively unsafe competition, with tremendous loss taking place everywhere. So I'm going to have to go with FPS. Just because I like to be able to watch and know that it was by my own skill that I was able to so accurately and swiftly perforate that one fellow's head.
Hannibal Lecter or Ellen Ripley?
Hannibal. He's still alive.
And free...
Sniper rifle on the clock tower or Uzi in the classroom?
Sniper and the tower. Harry Chapin wrote a great song based on that.
VHS or Beta?
If we're going for anachronisms, Betamax. Go for the gusto if at all...
Ferrets or Pancakes?
Ferrets chaotic neutral rocks.
spork or pocket knife?
Spork. I've never used a pocket knife :B
Chaucer or 343 Guilty Spark?
343 Guilty Spark of course, gotta love an annoying flying invincible ball of free target practice, amirite?
The Truth, or What you WANT to hear?
truth . it hurts like i don't know what but it's worth it to know honestly what is up to do.
dream world or real world?
Real world. A dream fades like mist in the morning sun.
Summer or Winter?
Meh, either one has too much rain down here. But I don't care for the cold either, so summer.
Gaming, online or offline?
offline. i don't care for subscription based games
fur or scales?
Fur. Scales are... scaly.
The ultimate question: Mow-Jyrras or Mow-Abel?
Mow-Abel. Small, fluffy, and with cubi mind powers? Truly the ultimate being (creature).
Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic Computer 9000 or Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System?
Glados. She's got a cuter voice, and one hell of a theme song.
type or talk?
Type. It's just so much easier for me to phrase this way.
Cupcake or cookie?
Cookie. Oatmeal raisin...mmm...
Short Story or Novel?
Novel. By far. I need heavy distraction, or I'm not happy...
Guitar or piano?
Guitar, because I can play the guitar like a mother f&^71n9 riot.
Ruthlessly efficient vigilante or paragon of truth and justice?
Paragon of truth and justice, because we can still hire the ruthlessly efficient vigilante if we need to.
European sword or Japanese sword?
European. I've written essay rants on the inferiority of the katana.
Demon magic or necromancy?
Demon magic, easily. It's cleaner, looks better, and you get to have people possessed and turned into obedient, corrupted slaves... >:3
Revolver or semi-automatic?
Revolver. A semi-automatic anything is nice, but accuracy is a must in a firefight.
Angels or demons?
Angels of course, Everyone assumes that angel = Not so bad.
Dark is not always bad.
Light is not always good.
The best tasting meal you've ever eaten, or a real good massage?
Massage, hands down. My shoulders could do with it.
Rain or sunny weather?
Sunny weather, so I can go out and ride my bike.
Game Software companies.... id or Valve?
Valve, just for TF2 and Portal.
More game companies: EA or Activision?
Activision i never had much use for EA
speed or mass?
mass. Velocity is overrated.
Music or Laughter?
Wow, that's tougher than I thought. ...Laughter tells more about people, but ultimately I'd have to say music. It tends to happen at more appropriate times than laughter.
Peanut butter or jelly?
Peanut butter: I can put it on hard pretzels.
What?
Ratchet or Daxter?
The one that knows when to shut up.
Ignorant bliss or insightful despair?
Insightful despair. That way, you know what's making you sad, and can do something about it.
Solid Snake or Liquid Snake?
Solid Snake. It is almost impossible to get more badass that that.
In a similar vein to my first question, Clank or Jak?
Jak. Those long pointed ears are just awesome.
Sons of Liberty or Snake Eater?
Snake Eater. Screw that Raiden guy.
The Sniper or The Heavy?
The Sniper. There's not much more fun than someone's plans being ruined by someone they never saw...
Ozy or Millie?
Ozy. his zen powers can complete the puzzle for domination the world.
marriage or civil union
Marriage for everyone! *said in the nutmeg "rainbows for everybody" voice*
Darth Vader or Yoda? (SCIV question)
Vader. he experienced both the darkness and the light.
sierra mist or sprite
Sprite. Especially after the logo change.
Now a question that will rip you apart inside: DMFA or CVRPG?
Hm, toughie. I'm gonna have to go with DMFA, on the grounds that I know a little bit more about DMFA than CVRPG. My opinion might change in the future, however...
Kangaroo or Kangaroo Rat?
Kangaroo. Bigger boobs, and proportions are less of an issue.
Peaceful solution or more fire?
A peaceful solution is always preferable. Then again, guns are always lots of fun... no, Jairus, bad!
Um, a peaceful solution. :)
Sports car or minivan?
i don't know sports car. i like speed but i prefer power.
Diamond or Emerald?
Diamonds are better for stabbing.
Elves or dwarves?
Dwarves. "I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!" >:O
Johnny-5 or R2-D2?
Johnny five he's alive.
sonic or shadow
Shadow, it's easer to hide while stalking my prey...
Kraft or Skippy?
Skippy. Can't impinge on the original.
Kirby or Metaknight?
Kirby! H's the only one I know.
Chocolate or strawberry.
Strawberry: chocolate makes me hyper.
Paper or plastic?
Paper. I can't use plastic for anything.
Bed or futon?
Hm... having actually slept on both for extended periods of time, a futon is slightly more useful, but I'm gonna go with a bed for comfort.
Now, to land a blow to my tremendous ego, Jyrras or Jairus?
Sorry... If I knew you any better I may not have picked Jyrras.
Graphite or lead?
lead, superman can't see through it.
Yakanaj or janakay?
Whoever I'm getting married to.
Cheese or pickles?
Cheese. I just don't like pickles. Plus, you can grill cheese, you can't (or shouldn't) grill pickles.
Jar-Jar or Ewoks?
Ewoks. Jar-Jar should be shot... repeatedly.
Sort of on the subject... Star Wars or Star Trek?
I'm a trekie. Sorry.
Smile or grin?
A smile. It just feels... nicer, for some reason. A little more personal. Plus, I always feel better after I see someone smile at me: it's when they grin that I get worried.
I'm a Warsie, but don't worry: I won't hold it against you.
Life of Brian or Holy Grail?
Holy Grail. It's all about the bunnies with sharp, pointy teeth. Oddly enough, I rented that movie out tonight too.
Tease or tickle?
I really don't like being tickled. Plus, I can ignore teasing.
Final Fantasy VII or Final Fantasy VIII?
VII - Cloud is in my secret harem,
Blond or red head?
Blond... cuz James StarRunner is... blond... and... Why the secret harem?! :<
Make lots of squirrel babies or lots of angel babies? :P
Squirrels are cuter. Plus, how exactly do angels have babies? According to Dogma, they're "as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll."
Adam Savage or Jamie Hyneman? (The Mythbusters guys, if you haven't heard of them)
umm... that guy!
cookie or cake?
The cake is a lie. I'll have a cookie (unlike Jyrras, who was too traumatized to accept Albanion's gift)
KotOR or KotOR II?
umm... that other guy!
hug or bug?
Hug please! Kiss too!
Sky diving or scuba diving?
Scuba, I'm a fish.
high five or low five?
Oh, we're defiantly higher than 5 in the counting game.
Pancakes or waffles?
Waffles. Pancakes are common, and I have a sweet tooth.
James StarRunner or Yakanaj?
StarRunner. I love that guy!
Box or Boxie?
boxey oh wait that's not an option er Boxie then
monogamy or polygamy ?
Monogamy. There's just something that makes me think that one partner is enough for anyone.
Garfield or Heathcliff?
Garfield.
Emperor of Mankind or Empress of Mankind?
Emperor of All Mankind. I am a guy, after all.
Cloud or Squall?
Cloud. Because Squall is an emo fag. ("... Whatever.")
Strength or skill?
I've always believed in mind over matter myself. Not in a psychic sense, however.
Continuing the Final Fantasy theme, Black magic or White Magic?
Black magic all the way.
Arcane arts or psychic powers?
I presume this is a D&D reference, so I'm gonna go with Arcane arts. Psychic powers.
Buster Sword or First Ken/Tsurugi?
Buster Sword, because I am not sure what the other one is.
Courage or Fearlessness (as in inability to feel fear).
Courage. The ability to stand up to one's fears is greater than the inability to feel fear.
The First Ken/Tsurugi is(are) the sword(s) that Cloud used in Advent Children. It was basically six swords of varying designs that could be combined together into a Buster Sword-shaped sword.
And now to inflame the fandom...
Tifa or Aeris? [runs and hides]
Aeris. VGCats rocks.
Rain or sunshine?
Sunshine. Had enough of rain for a couple of lifetimes..
Heat or cold?
Hm... I actually kind of prefer cold weather myself, mainly because I can bundle up whereas I can't exactly strip down during hot weather.
Katana or Gatling gun?
Katana. Because I like swords.
Master Asia or Domon Kasshu?
For the moment, Master Asia. Not many people can destroy a frikkin' mobile suit (even a mecha mook) with just a bloody TOWEL!
Rising Gundam or Nobel Gundam?
Nobel Gundam all the way. Mostly because of the pilot, though.. :3
For the Emperor, or against the Emperor?
Well, that all depends on which Emperor we're talking about...
I guess that you're talking about Warhammer 40,000 though, so I'm going to safely say "suicide." That world freaks me out.
Portable rail-gun or portable gatling gun?
Rail-gun all the way.
Swords or hammers?
A hammer makes a better torture device than a weapon. You need to make a warhammer (the kind that looks a bit like a truncated pickaxe) before you've got yourself a viable weapon of war. A sword is a good general purpose weapon, though.
Morph-o-Ray (turns enemies into chickens) or RYNO (kills everyone really fast)?
Morph-o-Ray, because of the fact that it doesn't kill them, and you can eat the chickens for dinner afterward.
Shining Gundam or God Gundam?
God Gundam. Can you say "Bakunetsu God Finger" or "These hands of ours are burning red! Their loud cry tells us to grasp happiness! Erupting Burning Finger! Sekiha Love Love Tenkyouken!"?
Master Gundam or the other three of the Four Kings?
Master Gundam. Only because Master Asia was so damn badass.
Ultimate Gundam or Devil Gundam?
Devil Gundam. It's the size of a freaking colony by the time they're done with it!
George de Sand or Chibodee Crocket? (on another note, I can safely say that I've never had any kind of conversation this long about G Gundam)
Chibodee Crocket. Despite his atrocious hair.
Sai Saichi or Argo Gultskiy?
Argo. He gets props for not needing a rapier or a magnum or a pair of boxing gloves or flags or flame-breathing arms, but just for using what is fundamentally a ball on the end of a (beam) chain.
Karato or Wong?
Wong, because it's always the wong number.
Gas or electricity?
Electricity, because gas is not as fun (unless you make it ignite).
Steam or electricity? >:3
Steam: everyone knows that steam engines can power anything, from ships to trains to automotives to giant flying castles to little one-man flying platforms...
Steampunk or Cyberpunk?
Steampunk.
Post, or avoid annoying the mods through spammage?
Post, and avoid annoying the mods. It is always a good idea to never annoy the mods, considering that they are wonderful people who make everything fun for everyone. :mowhappy
Gilligan's Island or The Beverly Hillbillies?
Gilligan's Island.
Smiley or sunshine?
Smiley. Sunshine gives me a sunburn.
Disney's Robin Hood or The Lion King?
Robin Hood. At least with that they admitted they stole the story.
Mess with your hair or mess with your head?
My hair can't be messed with. It's physically impossible: it just goes right back to normal after about five-ten minutes.
Disney's The Jungle Book or Disney's Talespin?
Talespin. Because it was on TV in my area when I was a kid.
Tolkien or Zelazny?
I've never read Zelazny, but from looking at his Wikipedia page he sounds like my kind of author. Plus, I'm just not a fan of Tolkien.
In much the same thought, Tolkien or Rowling?
Tolkien; bad as he was, at least he wasn't a cheap rip-off.
Pounds or Euros?
Euros. They're Eu-niversal (hah) and they're pretty.
Martin Luther or King Henry VIII? (yes some americans know a little history)
Henry. He had eight wives, and any man who can outlive 8 women without being hen-pecked is a man to respect.
Euros are also worth peanuts. Although the free-falling green-back helps it look better.
Civility or unprintability?
Unprintability. It'll get printed anyway. Besides, PC things tend to lose respect in my book. It's part of the reason why I love George Carlin.
Cats or dogs? (did someone ask this already?)
Dogs. There's more meat on them.
Bush or Shrub?
Shrub. Shrubbers are in fairly short supply, and you never know when some crazy dudes in the forest will need one or two of them.
Vlad the Impaler or Dracula?
Vlad, because his methods would send Freud and his slips into a seizure.
King in a dark age or citizen in a golden age?
I'll go with Citizen. For some reason, I imagine that my life expectancy would be slightly longer, and I really don't want to have the concerns of an entire country resting on my shoulders. I'm just not the leader type.
Meat Pizza or Vegetarian?
Meat. I just cant bring myself to kill innocent vegetables.
quantity or quality?
Quality, personally. I'd like to know for certain that something isn't going to crap out on me.
Tomato sauce or Alfredo sauce?
Tomato sauce goes on everything.
Motorcyces, cruiser or crotch rocket?
Cruiser. Crotch rockets are too hard on the back.
Intermittent Exploder or Firefox?
Firefox. less of a headache and a recovery function.
artist or writer.
Well, most of the time they're the same thing. If by artist you mean painter, then I'm gonna have to say artist, since drawing is one of the things I cannot do very well. Chalk it up to envy, if you will.
Historical fiction or history book?
History book. Sometimes reality is far more entertaining than fiction.
The bitter truth or a sweet lie?
Sometimes the truth hurts more than the lies, but the pain is of the good kind, the kind that burns clean, while the lies continue to fester for long after they are told.
Gandalf or Dumbledore?
Gandalf. Dumbledore, while having nice touches, is a cheap knock-off.
Nagios or Big Brother?
Nagios. Never heard of it, but anything's better than Big Brother.
Solid Snake or James Bond?
Such... a... tough... decision...
Solid snake, he has a magical bandana that grants him infinite ammo. James bond just has a cool car.
Also, The box trick works. I've tried it.
Bruce Campbell, or Bruce Springsteen?
Bruce Springsteen i've heard of him before
soul eater or bleach?
Bleach, cause you can throw it on people to make them both very angry and very sick at the same time.
High end Windows Laptop or MacBook Pro?
high end windows laptop. it makes people scream when i smash it break it or install linux on it.
power macintosh or high end windows desktop
Depends on the Mac. If it's the new Mac Pro, then that. If not, the Windows Desktop. Because Macs don't get viruses.
Trojan_Awax or Trojan_Vundo?
trojan_awax, the other sounds like it's offering me candy while hiding in an a-team van
a-team or b-team
A-Team... cuz Fuck yeah, Mr. T
Pitying the fool, or laughing at the fool?
Mr. T always pities the fool.
Cats - Household pet or purebred
Mogg. Purebred cats tend to have all sorts of medical issues; your average tabby is far healthier, particularly if it eats birds.
Anonymous proxy or honesty?
proxy, honesty is how you get hurt on the internet...
cable or dial up
Cable. I have had enough of dial up to last me for a lifetime.
Dante or Vergil?
Dante. He wrote the greatest set of books in the world.
Cubi or Dragon?
Cubi. Abel's a Cubi, and everyone's gay for Abel. In all seriousness, the Cubi currently come across as the more interesting of the two, but considering that we only know one dragon and have only seen a few of the other ones, we don't have all that much info on the dragons yet. And I am still mentally pronouncing "Cubi" as "Cube-ee." It's annoying.
(I was referring to Devil May Cry, incidentally)
Angel or Demon? (from the DMFA-verse)
I know you were. I just wanted to be different.
Demon. 'Cause Regina's one.
Mer or Insectis?
Mer. I think I swallowed a bug.
Honesty or deceitfulness?
Honesty is always the best policy, Jairus says as masters lying to a lie detector.
Gryphon or Phoenix? (any particular sub-race is acceptable.)
Phoenix. They have staying power.
Asleep or Awake?
Awake.
Can't play video games while you're asleep, though if falling asleep while playing counts you can.
Accidentally stepping on a mousetrap, or accidentally stepping on a mouse?
Mousetrap. I'll take a shattered toe over the death of something that didn't deserve it. I don't like killing innocent things unnecessarily. Unless they started it. Then it's their own fault.
Conserve or Destroy?
Conserve.
You never know when you're going to need to MacGuyver a toilet paper tube, an old hanger, a weedwhacker that hasn't worked since the early 90s, and parts of an old computer into a nuclear weapon.
Chess or Checkers?
Chess. I never got checkers for some reason.
Related to my mythbuster's question: Tory Belleci or Grant Imahara?
Grant because he's the brains of the group.
Scottie or Kari?
Kari. I think I have a minor crush on her.
Rocket Car or Lead Balloon?
Lead Balloon. Seems safer.
Car or Motorcycle?
Car. I likes mah airbags kthx.
CHOOSE YOUR DEATH D:<
Falling, or Drowning?
Falling. At least it'll be fast. Unless I survive.
Buster Mk. I or Buster Mk. II?
Mk I. The OG.
Buster or Z-Saber?
Z-Saber. It is the resulting offspring of a katana and a lightsaber (which is already a laser chainsaw). It does not get more awesome that that.
Speaking of which, X or Zero?
Zero. He's just cooler.
Hot or Cold?
Cold. It is just cooler. >:3
"Rockman X" or "Rockman Z"?
Rockman X. i've never seen Rockman Z
Bass or Forte
Forte, and haven't you already asked this question?
L or Light?
L, because I don't want to be disposable.
Western comic or Eastern manga?
manga because sonic is that last good western comic i've read in a while. (spider man when all weird for a while there)
mutant or metahuman?
Metahuman. It sounds a lot more positive than Mutant.
Superhero with a secret identity (a la Superman), or superhero where everybody knows who you are (a la Hancock)?
Secret Identity. I'd rather like having the ability to go about and have a fairly normal life. Sure, I'd have to worry about people learning my secret identity, but at least I could go to school (Yes, I'm a university student.)
Bruce Wayne or Terry McGinnis?
Bruce. Terry was just... No.
Jairus or Jyrras?
I'm not gonna answer this, but I did ask this a few pages back. Jyrras was chosen.
Jyrras because I can.
Freedom or Security
Freedom
Rolls, Spring or Egg?
Spring. I always like a bit of bounce.
Portal or Doorway?
Portal, because Aperture Science rocks.
Physics or Chemistry?
Chemistry. This is more like a rock and a hard place for me, but I hated physics way more than chemistry. (mutters) Least in Chemistry I passed the exam...
Billy Joel or Elton John?
Billy Joel. Unfortunate time to use this but also a rock and a hard place...While both make excellent music for their respective genre they've both had so many flops that I'm not sure what to do with them. However, Sir Elton John has disappointed me more.
plane or yacht?
yacht. travel time is part of the joy of voyaging.
power of light or power of darkness.
Why pick one when you can have both? That is what the power of Twilight is for, anyway...
Darkness. All the way. They get the best outfits, the best powers, and the best weapons. And they have cookies.
Dirtbike or ATV?
ATV. If I'm going to go zipping around rough terrain at breakneck speeds, then I want some stability.
Pc or Console?
PC. Console FPS games suck. Except maybe the Wii ones.
Post or Preview?
Preview. Gets me excited for the show.
Mow ninja :mowninja or mow pirate :mowdizzy?
Mow Pirate ftw!!!!!
lesse...steampunk or cyberpunk? (I like both :P)
Steampunk. There's just something really classic about a good steampunk design.
Animated Optimus Prime or RiD Optimus Prime?
RiD.
American or Japanese animation?
Depends on what it is. Japanese for stuff like machinery, American for superheroes.
Zero Punctuation or De-Rez?
Zero Punctuation, no contest.
Germany or Great Britain?
Great Britain. They gave us Monty Python.
Dead Parrot or Killer Rabbit.
Killer Rabbit That rabbit's Dynamite!
Upper class twit of the year, or fresh fruit?
Upper class twit of the year. "Now they've got to take the bras off from the front!"
Harold the Flying Sheep or Champion the Pantomime Horse?
flying sheep are fun.
Regular zombies or knife wielding zombies?
Regular Zombies. There's something a bit more gory about a creature that has to rip you apart.
Pantomime Goose or Pantomime Princess Margaret?
Pantomime Princess Margaret. That way we get both.
indoors or outdoors?
Indoors. Outdoors is nice (and I do like taking walks when the temperature isn't above ninety degrees fahrenheit (32 degrees celsius for the rest of the world)), but I'm more of an indoors person.
How Not To Be Seen or Science-Fiction Sketch?
Science-Fiction Sketch as i am he how shall not be named. call me e
robotizer or exosuite?
Exosuit. There are few things more badass than a suit of powered armor. Robots just don't match up.
And Now For Something Completely Different or And Now For Something Completely the Same?
And Now For Something Completely Different
*is squished by a giant foot*
Free Gasoline for a year, or Free Video Games for a year?
Free Gasoline. I only get about three or four games a year.
Sean Connery or Daniel Craig?
Sean Connery.
:< or >:3
>:3. Because it's "evil neko."
Gary Oldman or Gary Coleman?
Gary Coleman!
Free food for a year, or free housing for a year?
Free housing. You can get food, but rent or a mortgage kills the finances.
Brownie or Cookie?
Depends on the cookie. But I've always been partial to my grandma's brownies.
Apple pie or Cherry pie? (Did I ask this already? Eh, I don't care, I want to know!)
Apple pie. it's part of a song.
Rj's muffins or Mab's walnut free brownies?
Mab's walnut free brownies. I'd like to truly understand the horrors that inspire Jyrras to still have nightmares about it two years later, and be considered worse than his two friends hating him and his new friend being a rotten liar.
Seed shooter or Mining device?
Seed shooter. It's more portable, and easier to reload.
Firefox 2, or Firefox 3?
How about Firefox 3? Um, it's one more than 2?
America Online or a punch in the eye?
A punch in the eye. At least that'll heal.
50 press-ups, or 50 laps?
50 press-ups. Sure, they're harder, but they'll be over sooner.
Scone or Muffin with your tea/coffee?
I've always loved my grandma's scones. (My grandma likes to cook. A lot.)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves or Robin Hood: Men in Tights?
Men in TIGHT tights. Not fagalists, though - just merry.
Water of life, or crystals?
Water of life. Less new-agey.
Jews in Space or Hitler! on Ice?
Jews in Space. Already made that one, actually - it was called Spaceballs.
Guzheng or steel guitar?
Guzheng. I've got a thing for slightly more exotic sounds.
Opera or Instrumental?
Instrumental. I always love listening to the voice-less music of a soundtrack. Of course, I'm not completely against voices, but I prefer instrumental.
The Inquisition or a Viking Funeral?
The inquisition... because no one suspects them. Their three weapons are...
C++ or Java?
C++. It's more traditional.
BF or BASIC?
Basic. My brain is screwy enough already.
Egg or bacon?
Egg. You can eat egg without bacon, but you can't eat bacon without egg. Unless it's in a burger.
Pancakes or Waffles?
Waffles. It's just way more fun to say.. and the syrup gets trapped in those nice little squares for easier consumption.
Chicken or Beef?
Hm... chicken. I just prefer it, really. Though you can make a great panini with some good beef.
Raisin bagel or Blueberry bagel?
Tough choice, but I've always loved blueberries.
Rain or shine?
Hm... I actually kind of like both. I like to sit and listen to the rain, and I like to walk in the shine. I'll go with shine, since I don't have to wear a raincoat and carry an umbrella.
Ski or Snowboard?
Ski. That way, you don't have to live up to the whole "surfer" standard and talk like you're high all the time.
Veal or Venison?
Venison. I like my meal to have a chance to run/fight back.
Kill another to save yourself or die to save another?
Die to save another. That way, I'll know that my life was taken for a good reason.
Attack or Retreat?
Attack. Even if I'm sure to go down, I want to take you with me.
Time or space?
Time not important, only life important.
Actually, time. You can never have too much of it.
Kratos or Zeus?
Kratos, he's making the way for new things.
Warhammer or Warcraft?
Warhammer. Mainly due to the fact that warcraft was based on warhammer iirc.
Hammer or Sword?
HAAAAMMMMEEEEEEER!!!!
Saber or Scottish Claymore?
Sabre. More slashy, less smashy.
Rapier or Scimitar?
Scimitar. I'm better at the cutting than the poking.
Consoles or PC?
Eh, given how I've got one PC game (StarCraft), I'm gonna go with consoles. There just aren't as many PC games that I'm interested in - StarCraft II not withstanding.
War hammer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_hammer) or Morning star (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_star_%28weapon%29)?
So long as the morning star isn't a chained mace, I'll go with that one. Better chance to connect something sharp with something squishy. What's with all these weapon choices?
Coloured Pencils or Crayons?
Colored pencils. But crayons have a nice nostalgic feel to them.
I like weapons.
Bazooka or Sniper rifle?
Hmm... a bazooka is slow, but packs a huge punch. The rifle requires skill, but will do less collateral damage...
Bazooka, as a pyromaniac, I really had no choice.
Purgatory or reincarnation?
It all depends... would I retain prior memories of my old life? I still think I'd go with reincarnation.
Flamethrower or Grenade?
Flamethrower. Sure they have to get close, but seriously, *one* grenade?
Fact or Truthiness?
Fact. I prefer reality.
Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart?
Colbert. No questions.
method or madness?
Madness may be the emergency exit from life, but a method gives direction and focus to the madness.
One For All or All For One?
I'll take communism over dictatorship. (one for all beats all for one)
turn based or real time?
Real time. Gotta stay on your toes.
RPG or MMORPG?
MMORPG. I never got used to fighting alongside other players.
Incidentally, Pagan, I was referring to the motto of the Three Musketeers.
BFS or BFG?
BFG. Can do a lot more damage than a lot of things.
Doom or Quake?
I'd answer this, but I've never played either of them. Eh, how about Quake: from what I've heard, it was a major influence on gaming in general.
Talk-talky-puzzle-solvey or hack-slashy-main-a-thon?
Puzzles over button mashing.
I had a feeling that's what you were referencing, but who doesn't like spinning words to a different meaning?
Wallet or watch?
Watch. I like to know what time it is.
Basically, I was saying Puzzle game or Combat game?
Hmm... I like puzzles over nimd mumbing violence, but I think I'd prefer combat game to an entire *puzzle* game. Don't get me wrong, Portal was awesome, but I liked God of War more.
Pair or Party?
I'd prefer a pair of slippers and a comfy anything to a party.
Lightning or Microwaves?
Anything's possible with lightning. Mwahaha...
The Wretch (aka Frankenstein's monster) or the Mummy?
The Mummy.
Jack or Frank?
Jack.
Jet Li or Jackie Chan?
Jackie Chan. He's funnier.
Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris. He has a better haircut, and can actually aim.
Here's one that I don't really expect everyone to catch on so quickly. Not here, at least...
Muay Thai or Shotokan?
Hm, toughie... I'll go with Muay Thai. I'm not normally a fan of kickboxing (or boxing at all), but this looks interesting.
Katana or Tsurugi?
Katana. Easy. I like the grip more, and curved swords always have been a superior design. Simple physics.
Muscle car or superbike?
Muscle car. I can't drive a motorcycle, and just because you own something doesn't mean you have to use it...
Main Gauche or Bayonet?
Main gauche. I really like fencing, and a bayonet really has no damn place in modern combat.
Yacht or speedboat?
Yacht. I know it sounds stupid, but it's another thing I have in common with Jyrras: a mild fear of deep water. It just makes me really nervous to be out on open water. Whenever I'm on a boat, I stay inside the cabin or as far away from the edge as I can, and I prefer slower boats to fast ones. I have barely forgiven my mother for the time she forced me to ride with her on a jetski. Man does she go fast!
Hydrophobia or Acrophobia?
Acrophobia. Scared of heights, scared to death of heights. Water's cool though.
Deaf or Blind?
Shoot. That's a good one. Um, on the one hand, if I was blind, I couldn't really read or write any more (I'm not good at braille, and few people really are). And on the other hand, if I was deaf, I couldn't listen to music or people talking anymore, which is one of my favorite activities. And now I'm feeling a little depressed.
You're really afraid of heights? Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.
Left hand or right hand?
Terrified. But it makes roller coasters all the better: more fear, more adreniline, more fun!
Being left handed, the choice is clear. I'd keep ol' L and lose righty at a crossroads.
For my own question, I would have gone with blind. Sure, I lose video games and books, but I will never give up music.
lead or mercury?
Lead. It won't kill you just from inhaling it. Really? You're left handed too?
Silver or gold?
Didn't we do this one earlier? Oh well, gold. Go big or go home.
Yep, we lefties'll take over the world one day. We're smarter, we can do it.
Flashlight or latern?
Lantern. Sure, you don't get the focused beam of light, but you get it spread out a little more. Though a lantern with a collapsible shield to focus the light in one direction is even better (my dad had a few like that).
Convertible or Sun roof?
Convertible. i like being able to rest in the dark.
zombie or werewolf?
Zombie. I love undeads. They rock.
Speakers or headphones?
Headphones. I have weird taste in music.
Short-sleeve shirt or long-sleeve?
Short-sleave. Can always wear a jacket over it, but rolling up sleaves is a hassle.
Electricution or decapitation?
Decapitation is supposed to be quick and relatively painless.
A fox or a hound?
Hound, at least they're trustworthy.
Philosophical debates or small talk?
I love debates.
Fullmetal Alchemist or One Piece? (the manga versions)
Ooooh... I don't know One Piece that well, and I've only seen the anime of FMA, but I'm going to go with FMA.
Metal or Jazz?
Metal, only because I am unfamiliar with Jazz.
grisly bear or yogi bear?
full metal all the way.
yogi bear. he gets almost everything he wants even if he has to pay for it later.
heavy metal or rock n roll?
Rock n' roll. I've never really been able to acquire a taste for metal, though I have heard a few songs I kinda like.
Disco or Rap?
While both suck, I'd have to choose disco. Rap is just erotic poetry put to music.
The Eagles or Bread?
I'm asumming your talking about bands in both of those... so Eagles.
extinction or transedence?
Extinction. It has an "x."
Yes, I was talking about bands.
Seals & Crofts or Cat Stevens?
Mine had an "x"...
I have no clue what your asking, but Cat Stevens sounds familiar so I'll go with Seals & Crofts.
"I need space" or "Just friends"?
Just friends. It's more honest, and you never know where it'll go from there...
Janus Bond or Dr. Jyrras?
You need to ask? Dr. Jyrras.
Apple Juice or Lemonade?
Apple juice. I prefer it with my breakfast.
In much the same vein, Orange juice or Grape juice?
OJ. Heh. Not the place for that though.
wired or batteries?
Batteries. Taking drugs has no place in anyone's life.
Swim or run?
Run. It's a little more all season.
Kayak or Canoe?
Kayak. It's easier to flip back over if you go upside down.
Cinnamon or honey?
Cinnamon. I loves me a little burn.
Short Skirt or a Loooong Jacket?
Long jacket. It's badass enough to make me only look dorky, rather than ultra-dorky.
Salt or pepper?
Salt. I was never a fan of pepper.
bouncy ball or top?
Bouncy ball. You can bean someone with it and not put out an eye (normally).
Mustard or mayo?
Mmmm, mustard. It's nice and tangy, and it really adds flavor to any burger.
Barbecue sauce or Ketchup?
BBQ.
Bond or Powers?
Bond. James Bond.
Casino Royale (67) or Casino Royale (06)?
Neither, but I'll go with the orginal.
Hearing voices or hallucinations?
Hearing voices. At least that way you can trust your eyes...
Blond or brunette?
Brunette. I'd rather have someone with a brain between her ears. Gives me something to do when we're not in bed.
Brunette or Redhead?
Hm, I guess brunette. Though I'm not sure why... one of my earliest crushes was a redhead, though... another one was blond. Damned if she wasn't one of the best students in our class! And beautiful, too!
Hm.
Milk and/or sugar in your coffee or black?
Black all the way. This stuff is supposed to wake me up, not give me diabetes.
Movie Theater or Home Theater?
Home theater: you can't surf the web and post at Clockwork Mansion in a movie theater.
Temple of Doom or The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
Temple of Doom as for the crystal skull one ? well I've not seen it yet.
bender or flexo?
"Bite my shiny metal *ss!" or, alternatively, "Bite my glorious golden *ss."
Fry or Leela?
Leela. she could kick my no robotic self into next week. and her elbow talons are cool.
fonsworth or wormstrum?
Farnsworth. How many other people can claim to be able to give up one doomsday device and still be feared?
Zapp Brannigan or William Shatner?
Shatner. At least he pretended he knew what he was doing.
Kif or Spock?
Spock. We need to stop talking about things of which I have limited knowledge.
Plains or mountians?
I just love looking at mountains... from a distance.
Lake trip or beach trip? (personally, I hate going to ocean beaches, but I want to hear from you guys)
Beach. Sure there's sand and salt in the water, but damn, look at all the bikinis.
Disposable camera or digital?
Digital. I just love technology.
As for my reasons for hating the beach... I used to love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and I'd make one for when we went to the beach as a family. You can only get sand in your favorite sandwich so many times. Also, I don't like going into the ocean... I'm kind of afraid of bodies of water where I can't see the bottom.
Spork or Fork?
Much as I hate the things... spork. It's three in one for crowe's sake. Spoon, fork, and a (curved, weak and dull) knife.
Deodorant or antiprespirant?
Deodorant. Antiperspirants don't really work all that well for me. Besides, there's a reason I like to wear dark t-shirts underneath and unbuttoned short-sleeve shirt...
I don't know if this has been asked, but Abel or Jyrras?
Jyrras. He's techy. Kinda resonates with me too.
Alluninum can or plastic bottle?
Plastic bottle. I can wash it out and refill it with water from my filter, and thus save a fortune on water bottles. I've basically using the same twenty water bottles for the last nine months (it helps that they're really freaking rugged - not like normal cheapo bottles).
Zombie-Pirate or Zombie-Ninja?
Zombie-Pirate. Smell would lower stealth abilities considerably. Pirates stink already, what's decaying skin going to do?
I prefer cans, they're always so cold. The way the metal meets lip, aaaah. I love it.
Passion or calm?
Passion can do many things, but true calmness and serenity grants one control over one's passion, allowing one to release it when it is needed. (I actually have a character who basically says the same thing: it's kind of sad, actually)
Okay, Cyborg-Pirates or Cyborg-Ninja?
Cyborg-Ninja. Mech parts ruin the fun of rum and... warm companionship.
Water or wine?
Water. I've had wine a few times at my parent's house (and a few beers... and a shot of tequila... and a sip of vodka. The beer wasn't half bad, the tequila had a nice taste but I spent the next day with a headache, and the vodka made me a little woozy even before I drank it. I know now that one of my characters (he's an elf, and about 3'9", for the record) could easily get drunk enough off of a shot of tequila to not remember anything that happened during the night)... um, I'm rambling aren't I? Suffice to say, I don't really like the taste of alcohol.
Green tea or black tea?
Green tea. It kinda tastes like the flavored water I like and it was the only thing at my friends appartment for two days.
I was actually refering to a Incubus song "Drive"...
Morbid love ballad or doubting philosophical monologue?
I love a good monologue. They're so fun to memorize and say in front of an audience.
Musical or drama?
Drama. Musicals will burn before the end of my days upon this rock.
Through or around?
Around. I don't know, I kind of like it actually when I get to lengthen the journey a little bit.
Personally, I love musicals, but everyone has their own likes and dislikes.
ET for the Atari or Big Rigs (aka the worst game ever made)?
ET. Though both are poison.
Endure or solve?
If you solve it, you don't have to endure as long as you would have to if you simply decided to endure.
Okay, semi-reference to my earlier famous video game weapons...
Morph-Gun (Jak and Daxter) or OmniWrench (Ratchet and Clank)?
Morph-Gun. Jak beats Ratchet any day. No questions. Especailly the one from Jak 2.
Archive trawl or binge the trope wiki?
Which archive would you be bingeing on? Of course, the Trope wiki (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tropes) is always fun...
Dark Jak or Light Jak?
Dangit. I thought trawl was the one where you do several binges one after the other...
Dark Jak.
Chalkboard or dry-erase board?
Oh, well, maybe I got binge/trawl mixed up. I'll look it up on a dictionary later.
Um, dry-erase board. I can't stand the sound of chalk.
Chili or Gumbo?
Chilay! Mmmm, I could go for some now.
soup or salad?
Honestly, it depends on the soup or salad. If it's a caesar salad, I'll probably go for it.
George Lucas or Gene Roddenberry?
Lucas, if only because I'm familiar with him.
Anyone can Die or Death is Cheap?
Anyone can Die. Sure, the emotional shock is harder, but it really helps to make you more interested in the story.
Tarantino or Peckinpah?
Again I am forced by the hand of lack of knowledge. Tarantino.
Tell me the name of this universe you keep alluding to or keep me in the dark?
How about a working title instead: "Final Realm." It's just the general collective name for the stories that all take place more or less parallel to each other, while the one I'm really focused right now is categorized as "Terra," but that's going to change.
Early to bed or Early to rise?
Early to rise i sleep at one am and wake by 7 eight a the latest.
robotizer or tekkaman?
I'll go with Tekkaman, since I've never heard of Robotizer.
Steve Irwin or Steve Jobs?
Irwin. I like my ipod, but I am still one of the few Apple haters in geekdom.
Cereal or toast?
Toast. Similar to my problem with beaches and peanut butter sandwiches, once the cereal gets soggy you just can't eat it. As for just not putting milk in my cereal... well, then it's just a snack that I nibble on.
Cheerios or Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
CTC. I always eat cereal dry anyway. With milk in a glass. Yeah, I'm weird.
books or comics?
Books. I was never a comics person. The closest I get to comics are my manga. And those are graphic novels, not comic books. (note the irony, please).
Vorpal Blade or Buster Sword?
Buster Sword. I'm 6'2". I'd like a sword that compliments that.
Speed or comfort?
Comfort. Sitting really still for two hours while driving to visit my parents has convinced me to do something about my seat. Maybe a massaging seat cover...
Marion Ravenwood or Elsa Schneider?
Ravenwood. Cooler name. I don't even know what subject either is in though.
Should I or not?
Well, it depends on what you will or will not do, really.
Marion Ravenwood and Elsa Schneider are Indiana Jones' love interests from Raider's of the Lost Ark and The Last Crusade respectively.
Death Eaters or Organization XIII?
Death Eaters. Not having played the Chain of Memories game, I don't know the Org too well and am not inclined towards them regardless.
Ah, then definitly Ravenwood. I want nothing of that nazi.
And the action that I'm debating is getting off my ass and writing my story.
You demon is on the left shoulder or right?
Oh, in that case, get off your ass and write your story! (says the guy who is currently designing costumes for every one of his main characters. I like the Hybrid Elf's multi-colored patterned scarfs, personally, especially since they're the only color on a costume consisting of black/gray and various shades of blue... (so sue me, blue's my favorite color!))
Incidentally, both shoulders. One of them's just nicer than the other. I think he's the evil one.
Carrot cake or cheese cake?
CHEESECAKE!!!!
Master Chief (http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/techchron/2007/09/26/bu_h3chief498x351.jpg) or The Arbiter (http://api.ning.com/files/pd*B-8xz2SToD1*Mf8Axreyo-XyjRC8oFEEP*RIYp5UKvcdv7XkzBGvR5KgpRQToRgZTUv39zeTIIa4i47G1*wsFYdanZqQb/Arbiter_from_Halo_2_by_Kamino185.jpg)?
In either meaning of the word, I choose cheesecake. Tasty desert or appealing fanservice, either is a boon to the day.
Bah, you only create universes, but do have you written the tales within them? A god of creation is simple, a god of action and keeping the followers in check? ... I think I lost this metaphor(gotten).
So the angel's out of a job?
... MC
Undead or Phoenix B?
Undead :B
Brutes or Elites?
Elites for crowe's sake. They know when to die.
Fast beat or slow dance?
Agreed. XD
Fast Beat!!! can't stand slowness ><;
Desktop or Laptop?
Laptop -with- a mouse (and that is superfast. )
mouse or a keyboard?
Keyboard. If there aren't keyboard shortcuts, then your app needs training in UI.
Besides, while the mouse is useful, the keyboard is significantly faster at what it does.
Top Gear or Fifth Gear?
Top Gear. Good show.
Physical or Mental prowess?
Mental. Although I'd like to get some physical prowess as well, mental is where I excel.
Pinky or The Brain?
Pinky he was often smarter then the brain even is neither of them knew it. if fact he came close to taking over the world then the braid did.
the mask or the pet detective?
Pet Dedective.
Chrunch or Butterfinger?
Crunch. Butterfinger gets stuck in your teeth too easily.
Ponytail or hair down?
Ponytail. Hair down == having to wash & detangle it all over again the next day, which, while good hygiene, is still a pain in the ass.
MSN or Yahoo!?
MSN. no crazy stalkers there yet >>
Candycorn or licorice?
Candycorn...I love candycorn...
The Flood or the Zerg?
Flood. Never played Starcraft.
Finally finished or next thing to do?
Next Thing To Do.
There's always something else.
NCIS or CSI?
CSI. Grissom is so much fun to watch.
CSI: Miami or CSI: New York?
Either one, I've only watched regular CSI :3
Overmind or Gravemind?
Gravemind >D
Burger King or McDonalds?
Burger King. McNuggets are just... :yuck
Protoss or Covenant?
Covenant 8)
Pepsi or Coca-cola?
Coke! Think about the city I'm in and the placement of a certain large drink factory and the fact that I am not a godless Yank and it should be obvious.
Long way around or completely lost?
Long-way around. At least you know where you are.
Hey, did you see the episode of Futurama where Atlanta is revealed to have sunk to the bottom of the sea and the Coca-Cola plant accelerated evolution to the point that all of the Atltantaeans have become mer-people?
Ahem.
Futurama or The Simpsons? (those who have followed The Ban Game and know what my high school nickname was can pretty safely guess which one I'd pick)
I think this nickname might have been discussed during my period of wandering. So I'll go with Futurama, it'd be my answer anyway. Never saw that episode, but it sounds cool. Givin' the Alt some props and all.
Pizza or wings?
Pizza. The world's most perfect soul food.
My nickname in high school was Ralph Wiggum. Search that combination of words throughout The Arena, and you'll learn the whole story.
Nicholson's Joker or Ledger's Joker?
Ledger's. And once again, forced by limited knowledge. You? Wiggum? Does not sound like you Mr. Get-A's-Without-Trying.
Plain or toppings?
I presume you mean ice cream, in which case I have to say plain.
In short, I was a nerd with an annoying voice (if you listen to Jyrras' voice actor in the radio show, that gives you a good idea of how I sounded when I was thirteen or so... dang, another similarity I have to Jyrras. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, AMBER!) who didn't like sports and spent all of his free-time in the library. I was the weirdo who didn't so much fit in as I didn't try to fit in. I guess I didn't really feel the need. Anyway, that's enough of my life...
Chocolate or vanilla?
I had meant pizza toppings... But vanilla. Though really, I dislike ice cream. (Less than hate, more than aversion.)
Resonates with me as well... 'cept for the voice. Your tale, I mean.
take a sleeping pill or toss and turn?
Toss and turn. I get the best ideas just as I'm falling asleep... which is why I have a notebook right next to my bed. Yes, I am in fact a nerd. And according to last night's notes... "Lazerai represent the combination of wizardry and warlockry which is why theyre so powerful. Maybe the successful one. Strife was first." Hm. That actually kind of makes sense after a day of trying to remember why I scribbled it.
Window open or fan on?
The house I live in is a little older than 48 years. The windows in this house have been shut for longer than nearly two decades. Opening those windows would both require herculian strength and a thick dusk mask. The fan's on if the A/C dies. Which it has, often. And probably will. Often.
...is that from your universe-in-creation?
Dreams or empty sleep?
Dreams. I've had some really cool ones... including the one where dinosaurs invaded my university campus. I didn't know I could fire a missile launcher... which is the point where I realized that it was a dream and I started playing with it. It's so much fun to have lucid dreams: I have them all the time.
Okay, in brief: Lazerai are believed to be a true cross (not a Hybrid - that's different) between angels and demons, though no one knows for sure (there's a few rules at play, and let's just say that an Angel and Demon getting together are not going to make a Lazerai.) Wizardry is natural-born magic power, while Sorcery is magic you gain through study and training. Warlockry is basically the ability to perform one type of magic only (like only fire magic or only shapeshifting) that is passed down to your children, and might have been an attempt to copy the natural powers of Creatures. The Lazerai might be the result of an experiment to grant Warlocks the ability to use magic without sorcery. And Azra'eil the Strife might have been the first Lazerai. PHEW! I need to start posting this stuff in the Tower to get feedback. This should be the last of my in-universe stuff I'm posting here, so don't call me out on it, I'm taking care.
Total insanity or total sanity?
Insanity. I'd bet that with total insanity, lucidness would be out the window but you would still think you're sane. But hell, at least it'd be fun. Everyone's sane and they live their dull grey and bleached white. Give me blinding yellow, macabre red, drowning blue.
Humility or pride?
Humility. After all, pride cometh before the fall...
Manga Pride or Anime Pride? (Fullmetal Alchemist)
The manga. I'll go with what I don't know for once. Switch things up a bit.
I really should just get this over with and write that first chapter...
Peace through war or Peace through diplomancy?
war. i have my reasons
wonder woman or power girl?
Wonder Woman. I have my reasons as well.
I was tempted to write Batman or Superman, but...
Oh heck, Batman or Superman?
Batman, cause I am the fucking batman.
Spiderman or no man at all?
Spiderman he's and odd man with great power and a better sense of humor
hulk or doc samson?
Hulk.
Shocky-stick or knife?
I likes the shocky. Hehehehehehehe.
Full-metal jacket or frangible round?
FMJ. It's an excellent movie.
Pound or Euro?
Pound. I like hitting things. Oh, you mean money?
Baseball bat or hockey stick (for hitting things)?
Baseball bat. While the hockey stick might be more exotic, the shape just doesn't aid in thwacking.
Did Hannah go splat or (insert squishy blown apart noise)?
I'd go more for incineration noise, but squishy blown apart noise is fun too.
Kria or Lorenda?
Ooooh, hard one. But I'll go with Lorenda. Less likely to eat me mid-date.
I'm suprised you didn't say I was completely evil for asking something like that.
Evolve through progress or revolution? (talkin' about government here, by the way)
Revolutions just replace one tyrant with another. Progress only has a chance of doing that.
And I answered your "magical Manhattan project" question if you didn't see it.
World War One Flying Ace or the Red Baron?
Red Baron, the name's shorter.
I saw it.
Almonds or strawberries?
Strawberries.
Oh, okay.
Peaches or plums?
Plums.
Starve or kill?
Kill. All the people who are posting lots of random junk in the wrong places.
Spear or Sword?
You can't get more classy than a sword, but since I haven't handled a sword in years I'll stick with the reach of a spear. Temporarily.
Dragoon or Cavalry (real dragoon, not the FF version)?
Cavalry.
Notepad or notebook?
Notebook. A little extra protection for your writing.
Spaceballs or Galaxy Quest?
Spaceballs.
Vincent or Caramelldansen? (Both are songs.)
Caramelldansen
Airborne Toxic Event, or Filter (both are bands)
ATE.
This thread dying or are the questions just odd?
odd
is it time to start again or renewal
Aren't those the same thing? No? Then it's time to start again.
Musicals or Operas?
operas, but only rock operas. Musicals destroy the illusion by making the entire cast break into song. seriously, WTF?
...What about dancing?
People asking this or that questions, or conversation? No offense, just... putting it out there.
This or that questions. Definitely.
Spongebob or Patrick?
Patrick, He's an idiot that lives under a rock, LITERALLY, what's not to like?
Beta testing an MMO you've been waiting ages for, or BEST DAY EVER.
Best day ever. In my case, the two choices might not be interchangeable.
Kill it with fire (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire) or more dakka (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreDakka)?
More Dakka. Always.
iLiad or PRS-505?
Hm, the Sony Reader (aka PRS-505), looks nice. But for the moment I'll stick with my old fashioned hard copy.
Treo or BlackBerry?
I'll go with the blackberry.
Roll-on or spray?
Roll-on. I'm not a big fan of sprays.
Espresso or Mocha?
I'll have a big lady sized mocha. So you like magic huh? I guess that means you know that god is really a wizard from space then. (It goes on, but meh. lets get back on topic.)
They're coming to take me away ha ha, or techno logic? (both are songs)
Funny Farm
long, shaggy hair or trim buzz cut?
Shaggy hair: I never liked buzz cuts.
And I know that both are songs, and I actually like both of them.
Sideburns or mustache?
sideburns if I have to have either. Mustaches are weird.
LEGOs or K'nex
EDIT: stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid stupid!
I've played with both. But I currently have two massive storage units filled with LEGOs in my apartment while I'm at college, while my K'Nex are all in my family's storage space somewhere. Guess which one I still play with?
LEGO Star Wars or LEGO Indiana Jones?
Lego Star Wars!
Video Games, or Relaxing with a really good book?
Both, of course! Although I admit to usually carrying a book around with me, rather than a handheld game system... of course, I don't have a handheld game system since I can't find my GBA SP. Note to self, buy DS and PSP before 358/2 and Birth by Sleep come out.
Hadoken or Kamehameha?
Hadoken, takes less time to charge up.
Shoryuken, or Za Warudo
-keeps an eye out for ren-
Za Warudo. I believe Ren is in the Russian wilderness by now.
"He threw a bomb at me!" or "It was an honest mistake." ?
It was an honest mistake. It goes well with "They're coming right for us!"
sleep or awake?
Sleep. Sleep is where I'm a viking.
Norse or Greek mythology?
Greek mythology. Norse is kinda hard to follow for me, and I grew up being quizzed by my grandfather, the Latin and Greek studier and the smartest man I know.
CSI or Law and Order?
CSI. While not realistic, it does give you some nice science tips, and some scenery to boot.
Relevant to movies lately: Iron Man or The Goddamn Batman?
Batman. The story was just better in that than in Iron Man.
The Hulk or The Thing?
The Hulk. The Thing wasn't his own character, and thus not as much attention was paid to his character in general. (That's my opinion anyway.) Mullet or spiked? (hair)
Spiked: anime mullets are terrifying, while spikes are cool.
"Hey, have any of you seen a guy with spiky hair? ... Spikier?"
Disco or electronic?
Electronic. And that's coming from a guy who can dance. I have to say that there was only one century worse than the 70's, and that was the 80's.
Long or short hair?
My hairstyle generally looks like a shorter version of the Beatles: I'll go for longer hair, though not lower than my neckline.
Beethoven or Mozart?
Beethoven. His music isn't as hard to play as Mozart's.
Shostakovitch or Kalinnikov?
Shostakovitch, his music is more interesting.
Pink Floyd or The Beatles?
Floyd. Beatles were impressive for their day, but I like Floyd better.
The Big Yin, or Top Gear?
Top Gear.
Hammurabi's Code or the Mosaic laws?
Hummarabi's code, cause I actually know who that is.
Ok Go or Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand, 'cause they got it right from the start. Even with the name.
Samurai or Knights Templar?
Samurai. The whole crusades thing probably wasn't a good idea overall.
Strength or Guile?
Guile
Small and lightweight Lappy or Widescreen Lappy?
Small and lightweight, though I don't have one at all.
Orange or grey tabby kittens?
An orange cat does look very interesting, but grey is a little easier on the eyes.
Judicator Aldaris or Prophet of Truth?
Aldaris. He is too cool for mere words. The Prophet wishes he was that cool.
:mowhappy or :mowcookie
:mowcookie It's got a cookie.
Buy or rent?
Buy. You might as well keep it...
Covenant Wraith or Protoss Reaver?
Covenant Wraith, cause I know what it looks like.
Halo Marines Pelican or Nigel the Pelican?
Halo Pelican, definitely.
Shapeshifting, or Invulnerability?
I personally would choose shapeshifting, mainly for the fact that ya' could turn your hands into toasters and punch people in the face.
Invulnerability, cause I'd love to do extreme sports without worrying about my health.
Skydiving or Scubadiving?
Scuba diving, definitely.
Always wanted to scuba dive at a coral reef.
Super Strength, or Super Speed?
speed. strength can only take you so far in life but speed will get you there faster.
if you weren't human which would you rather be :
robot or furry?
Hm. I'll go with Furry: I don't think I'd enjoy being a robot, and being a Furry wouldn't be too different from now. Then again, I don't know what species I'd be if I was a furry...
RoboCop or Inspector Gadget?
Inspector Gadget. his imperfection was what made him likable to me.
Bart Allan or Wally West?
I presume you're talking about the DC superhero the Flash? Wally West, he's the only one I know about, which is how I can guess about Allan.
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego or Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?
(What? No suggestions for my fursona? Incidentally, that's a word I've never used before)
world i hate time travel even if i must do it form time to time.
(we are what we chooses to be. you know what you'd want to bee deep inside and should the choice come you would chose.)
(flashes in order. Jay Garrick, Barry Allan, Wally West(former kid flash), Bart Allan (also known was impulse) and i believe Johnny Quick and Max mercy count in the time paradox way before Jay even though they came after them.)
time paradox or retcon?
Time paradox. Retcons annoy me slightly, paradoxes are fun.
The Final Frontier or Insurrection?
Insurrection. We got to see Kirk die.
Change jobs, or knuckle down and suck on someone else's blame?
Change jobs. Screw taking the blame for someone else. Life's too short.
Life of peace or Life of adventure?
Life of peace. Having a family and and making yourself and others feel fulfilled is more important than a likely short, if happy life of adventure.
Jack Nicholson's Joker or Heath Ledger's Joker?
Heath's Joker.
Pizza or Spaghetti?
Pizza. Hands down. It's perfect.
Now, for a "best of the worst," Britney Spears or Michael Jackson?
Britney. If I'm going to have something annoying around, at least it'll be attractive once in a while.
Original Battlestar Galactica or Re-imagined?
Re-imagined, though I've only seen a couple episodes of each.
Firefly or Buffy?
Firefly. I love the Serenity.
In that vein, Reavers or Vampires?
Reavers of course.
Wash or Jayne?
"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" I like Wash a little more, but Jayne gets some good moments too, especially in the movie when he actually agrees with River... I had goosebumps at that point, and I didn't even see the show until after I owned the movie. Of course, Wash gets "I am a leaf on the wind: watch how I soar." Awesome.
Hands of Blue or the Operative?
Operative sounds better =P
Alien or Predator?
(Predalien FTW)
Alien, cause you could really be scared for Ripley, Arnold just turns everything into a comedy.
Newt or Hicks?
Newt <3
Tyrannosaurus Rex or Velociraptor?
(Raptors FTW XD)
Velociraptor.
T is big, but there's only a few of him. The little fellas are everywhere...
Boredom or Torment?
Torment, at least it's entertaining.
Digital or Analogue?
Digital, cause this is progress. :B
Change or stability.
Change, for without change we are doomed to stagnation.
Deep, intellectual or light-hearted, entertaining
Highly situational, but I'll go with Deep and intellectual.
Paint or Wallpaper?
Wallpaper. With wallpaper, you can eat the paste.
Rugby or football?
Rugby, much more violent in a friendly sort of way.
margarita or daiquiri?
Margarita cause the other one is err, no not going there.
Rum and Coke or Hard Iced Tea?
I'm under twenty-one, but rum and coke. Anything tea related stays away from me.
Itch or burn?
Burn. nothing more annoying then and persistent itch.
the force:
Dark-side or light-side
Dark side. They have cookies. And all of the cool powers.
Dual-bladed lightsaber or dual lightsaber wielding?
Dual wielding. A bit more effort and concentration required, but it offers more flexibility and reach.
Biscuit or bagel?
Bagels darnit! With cream cheese!
Deal or No Deal?
Um, Deal, I guess? I have no idea what you're talking about.
And scrambled eggs are the only topping for bagels!
Truth or Dare? (Did someone ask this? I don't care, I'm curious.)
Dare. Doesn't matter if you have to do something stupid, better than answering a question. Sides, "Bones heal and chicks dig scars."
Hard candy or chocolate?
Hard candy. I've never really had much of a taste for chocolate.
Sheik or Tetra?
Sheik.
BDK or TotQ?
TotQ is more my style from the looks of it.
Strategy Rpg or Action Rpg?
Strategy, I loves me some Advance Wars.
Racing or FPS?
Oh, you are evil: two of the types of games that I hate. Um, FPS, since racing is just a little boring. Unless you have missiles and traps and stuff like that (flashes back to Diddy Kong Racing on the N64 and starts humming the theme song)
Actual voices or "simlish" with subtitles?
Actual voices. I don't care much for that other thing. We've progressed enough in computing... Oh, also, Jairus, speaking of that former question; If you don't like WipeOut, or haven't tried it, I feel sorry for you.
Fantasy MMORPGs or Sci-Fi MMORPGs?
...I'd have to go with fantasy, just because of Dragons.
Tabletop RPGs, or Online RPGs.
Tabletop RPGs. It's how i got my start, and because of the usual half-presence of parents of the host, they're less addicting. Not to mention more fun.
Keyboards or pianos?
Pianos. Keyboards are for studios and effects, and for practice. But when it comes to style, there is nothing superior to the feel and sound of a Steinway...
Here's one for my sentiments... Having to sit out a bunch of people of either dubious or downright nerdish character filling out forms and debating about numbers for an hour or two, and then slobbering cheetos while someone desperately tries to induce emotions of any sort for an equal amount of time, before at last the pencils fall and people decide to play Heroes of Might and Magic V instead, or having to go through an hour of rigorous weight lifting and straining under the supervision of a sour drill sergeant, followed by a bike ride to do gymnastics to irritating dance music and led on by an instructor who hasn't been able to get all the cellulites off her ass and who clearly has a sub-par fashion sense?
:3
The nerdy stuff, because I have the uncanny ability to render myself impervious to emotionally and mentally damaging things, while physical activities exhaust me faster than anyone I know. At least the running does.
Stride gum or 5 gum?
5 gum, I hate Stride's ads. Which makes me wonder what sorts of commercials you all like?
Coke's CGI spots or BK's Creepy King spots?
Ugh, neither but since I must I'll go with Coke since I kinda hate the king.
Sunrise or Sundown?
Sundown. It's when people stop bothering me and I start getting stuff done...
PC or Mac?
Oh, both are good in so many ways, but due to the overwhelming presence of them in my life, I'll go with PC.
Dual monitors or one big wide screen?
Dual. Preferably triple or quad, if I can, though. Yes, I do actually use the space.
MSN or AIM?
MSN. I steer clear of anything AoL... that's right, I'll take M$ over AoL. Btw, I'm on a triple set up here at work llearch, it's sublime.
E-mail or Text Message?
Email. At least with those you can type a reasonable message. And anyone who doesn't respond to emails inside of 20 minutes when they're on-line... ?? ;-]
Personally, I prefer AIM to MSN. If only because it works - but then, I'm using a third-party app. pidgin rocks, but keeps crashing with a double malloc free when something sends it something via MSN...
*cough*
Ok, tough one. MSN or Jabber?
MSN has always worked well for me, but I've gotten quite used to Jabber from work. So Jabber it is.
I've always been fond of Trillian as far as third-party apps go as I used to have friends who used any number of different messengers. Most of them are on MSN now so that became my soul messenger for now.
So now for an easy one:
Gmail or Hotmail?
Oooo.
Gmail doesn't delete any of your email. Ever. Even if you "delete" it, it simply removes it from your view, not deletes it. On the other hand, hotmail is associated with that spawn of Satan, Microsoft.
Then again, Google hasn't done a number of things they could to limit spam. And Microsoft... well, MSN is much the same, really.
I'm gonna go with gmail. Not because I want to, but because I think they're the lesser of two evils, in this case.
So. Mumorgypoo, or tabletop RPG?
Tabletop RPG =3 lot more fun to see people actually frustrated.
hicktown or downtown?
Downtown of course.
Regular or extra-cost limited edition?
Extra-cost limited edition.
Floorlamps or desklamps
Floorlamps. I have no room on my desks or tables for lamps.
This is actually bothering me about my writing...
Another chapter or more world-building stuff?
Same here XD
Hmm...Another chapter.
Words or actions?
Well, with words you can solve conflicts peacefully and with a minimum of fuss, while with actions you get to solve conflicts with fists and physical violence... Well, when words fail, the actions are there as a backup.
Thanks for the recommendation... I wonder if I could do ten pages tomorrow?
Indiana Jones or Han Solo?
holy frig...how dare you give me a choice like this!!!
oh man...uhm...
Indy. The hat wins.
Darth Maul or General Grievous?
Grievous. I don't care if he didn't have force powers or got his butt kicked in Episode III, he rocked so hard in Clone Wars.
Serenity or Millennium Falcon? (the two coolest rust bucket that have ever existed... the TARDIS is not a rust bucket)
Jay, you are now on my 'Totally awesome people' list.
The Falcon, FTW 8)
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Oh dear, this is tough. I mean, there's no choice in my mind, but I'll probably end up alienating and making enemies of half of the three or four people who read my thread and comment. Oh well. *deep breath*
Star Wars. I want a Millennium Falcon over an Enterprise. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Firefly or Buffy?
hmmmmmm...Buffy. Never really got into firefly...
Vampires or werewolves?
Werewolves. They've never given interviews.
Short Round or Willie Scott? (truth be told, I like them both)
Short Round!!!! Hands down!
Whip or Hat?
The hat. Duh.
Snake Surprise or Giant Beetles?
The beetles!! mmm...custard XD
Temple of Doom or The Last Crusade?
Crusade, Temple should have been an early sign of how crappy the Star Wars prequels would be.
The "No Ticket." moment on the Zeppelin or the pull out your revolver and shoot the idiot with the sword moment?
No ticket.
Greedo or Han - who shot first?
Han no question.
Luke's first or second lightsaber?
Second. The first one wasn't even made by him. Lazy bugger.
Jedi or Sith?
Jedi. Even though I have to admit, the Sith get cooler lightsaber wielding skillz.
Walter from Hellsing or Alfred from Batman?
Alfred. He works for Batman.
Alfred or Norman? If you don't know who Norman is, you need to watch some a really good show.
Walter.
What other butler is there who can kill you faster than anyone up to and including the master of the house?
Alfred. Norman is just irritating.
Work, or go postal?
Well, that depends on what kind weaponry you're packing... you've gotta go postal in style, after all.
Yeah, plus I have to imagine that Batman could come up with a way to defeat Big O.
Sprite or Mountain Dew?
Sprite. It's not green.
Valenth or Dragoncave?
So far I'm only doing Dragon Cave, but I'm thinking about giving Valenth a try after my next dragon grows up.
Jack Skellington or Sandy Claws?
Jack
Letting this thread die in an undignified obscurity or attempt to follow on once in a while?
The former.
It's the lot in life of all threads to eventually die in obscurity, or to be hammered into silence in a burst of annoyance. The latter isn't so good.
Fish or chips?
Fish. Although I hear both are actually a very greasy meal...
Cheesecake or Pie?
Cheesecake. But I do like strawberry-rhubarb...
Weird Al or Richard Cheese?
Weird Al. Don't know Richard Cheese.
Plant your own garden or go to the Market?
Go to the market, though really, who needs plants?
Horror or thriller?
Thriller! Thriller night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast that's in the night! (I don't care if I got the words wrong, it's been years since I heard the thing in its entirety)
Sci-Fi or Fantasy?
....I thought Sci-Fi was a type of fantasy... but in the long run, I'm gonna say fantasy. Sci-Fi nerds in general seem to require proof for their fandoms, which in my eyes, makes it a little less fun sometimes.
El Mariachi or Zorro?
El Mariachi. But then, I'm a sucker for lots of guns and explosions.
Everclear or Evanescence?
I've never heard of El Mariachi, so I'll go with Zorro. Besides, the guy inspired the Batman... you do not get more awesome than that. Unless you're Batman.
Evanescence. I just like the name more, I guess.
Powered armor or cybernetic enhancements?
Powered Freakin' Armor. Have you seen the battlesuit from MechAssault 2? BAD-ASS.
Really, it's because anything you can get with cyber enhance you can get with powered armor, and then some.
Mad Dog or Atlas?
Atlas.
He holds up world hurr.
Fart out your nose, or sneeze out your butt?
Sneezing out the butt is far more painful, but much less unpleasant in the long term (Show of hands, who farts more than sneezes? I know I do. Not to say I fart a lot, just that I hardly ever sneeze.)
Sunburn or poison oak rash (For arguments sake you have both for 1-2 week(s))
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I've had sunburn for a week before. I learned that you should always reapply sunscreen every hour or so during swimming. Ruined my trip to Cancun. All things considered, poison oak rash: in the long run it's better for me.
Bloody nose or uncontrolled sneezing?
Bloody nose, because uncontrollable sneezing (I'm very allergic to smog and dust aerosols) usually makes me have a nosebleed on top of that.
Dark, you're doing it wrong. ;)
Incense or Air Freshener?
Incense please, And it's alot more cheap and more fun to use..I love dragon blood :3
Rye bread or wheat?
Rye. Much rather have something to sink my teeth into.
Mystery Men, or Doom The Movie?
Mystery Men. I AM Mister Furious....unfortunately.
BBQ Pork chops or Spare ribs?
Tough one, but I'll take the the chops.
Saturday Morning Cartoons or weekday afternoon cartoons?
Both and in classic flavor!
Whoppers candy or Combos cheddar cheese pretzel thingys
Whoppers. I hate those pretzel thingies so much.
Ishin Shishi or Shinsengumi?
Ishin Shishi sounds funny when said aloud... :giggle
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on August 14, 2008, 11:54:10 PM
Mad Dog or Atlas?
Quote from: Slowtini on August 15, 2008, 12:37:22 AM
Atlas.
He holds up world hurr.
Actually...I meant the Mad...
Cat 'Mech *crap I just realized I put Dog instead of Cat* or the Atlas 'Mech :B :B :B
So, let me pose the question again,
correctly this time:
The Mad
Cat BattleMech or the Atlas BattleMech?
(Incidentally, what were
you referring to, Slowtini?)
Atlas (http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/atlas.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_(mythology)
Mat Cat Battlemech. I think. It's been so long since I've played MechAssault, great games though.
Being forced to choose between two things, or deciding what YOU want to do?
Deciding your own path pwnz0rz. No matter what.
Go-Karts or Whitewater rafting?
go karts. i like building things
gundam or zord?
Don't know what a Zord is. Did you mean "Zoid"?
Gundam, I think. I actually liked their storyline somewhat.
Percy Shelly or Mary Shelly?
Mary Shelley. Frankenstein. End of story.
And Darkdragon, a "Zord" is the term for the mecha in the Power Rangers series. A Megazord is the name for a combination of Zords multiple zords (or in rare cases only one zord).
Scrappy Doo or Scooby Dum?
Scrappy. At least he wasn't a wuss.
Tweedledum or Tweedledee?
Tweedledee. Alphabetical order.
Adventures in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
Both darnit! I love when I read them as a kid and sometimes envisioned I was Alice :3
Dr. Seuss or Dr. Who?
The Doctor. If I wanted to meet Dr. Seuss, we'd just take a trip in the TARDIS. And I want a sonic screwdriver.
Ninth Doctor or Tenth Doctor?
Tenth Doctor was cuter.
Gerard Butler or Michael Crawford?
Crawford. Butler was good, but nothing beats the original.
Phantom of the Opera or Sweeny Todd?
Sweeney Todd. I likes me some excessive blood, gore and dark themes. Phantom is good... Todd was great.
Scruffy or clean shaven?
Clean shaven. I can't stand that look that makes it look like you don't care that you haven't shave in three weeks.
Catwoman or Batman & Robin?
Eugh, I would say neither but that's against the spirit of the game. I'll go with Catwoman for the times that it was actually Halle Berry in the suit.
Visual or Audio stimulation?
Well I would like audio, It soothes to soul
Bag of boiled rice or Chris Crocker?
Bag of Rice, cause I'm hungry.
Alien or Scary Movie?
Alien. Although Aliens was far better, IMHO.
UT99 or Civ2?
Civ2. Conquering the world satisfies my ambitions better than shooting at random people.
Snickerdoodles or waffles?
Snickerdoodles, I don't like breakfast foods, so cookies for me.
Boxers or briefs?
Boxers. Closest to flying free that society will let me.
Fruit Smoothie or Milkshake?
Fruit milkshake! I needs my potassium!
The orange couch from nick or Omek the giant talking statue guardian?
Olmec FTW, 'cause Legends of the Hidden Temple pwned massively. Go Purple Parrots! (Though the Temple Guardians kinda scared me...)
As long as we're in the nineties... Allen Strange or Alex Mack?
The Secret World of Alex Mack rocked. She was so cute when she went all squinty eyed using her telekinetic powers.
Facebook or Myspace?
Myface, I mean Myspace.
Greek food, or Chinese food?
Greek food. I'm willing to experiment.
:spidey or :batman?
:batman because he doesn't need powers to kick ass.
Skateboarding or Rollerblading?
Rollerblading, Less chance to break my neck
Jesus Christ or John Constantine?
John Constantine. Badass.
Loki or Coyote? (trickster gods)
Cayote. I perfer speed with deviousness.
Dragon or Dolphin?
:januscat
Dragons rock! Specially when their not killing people that are important to myself :D
Honey BBQ chicken or Mesquite Style chicken?
Tough Choice!
I really can't choose... Gah!
Honey Barbecue... Sweet Chicken Goodness in my belly!
A lifetime supply of Bacon, or a lifetime supply of CANADIAN bacon?
Since the only true bacon is Canadian bacon, they're one and the same thing.
Head-crab or Flood?
Head-crab. Easier to contain and kill, also, will not devour the galaxy.
Traditional English fudge, or modern technicolor candy.
Traditional English Fudge. A nice delectable delight.
Foot brake or Parking brake? :januscat
Foot Brake. There's no parking break on motorcycles. :(
Flavored or Regular Coffee?
Regular. I'm fine with milk and sugar, thank you.
Also... *pats Mowser on the back to cheer him up for the lack of parking break on his motorcycle*
Real Robots or Super Robots?
Super Robots. Because the laws of physics or common sense does not apply to them, and you can't stop them by shooting at the legs.
Close combat or ranged combat?
Ooh... ranged combat. You get to launch butt-loads of missiles or cannon blasts or some form of weaponry and blow crap up, and then you can turn around dramatically before they actually explode. Plus, nominally you can blow up MORE stuff with ranged battle.
In terms of how one controls one's giant robot, telepathic controls or feedback flight suit (like a Mobile Trace System)?
Telepathic controls all the way. Physical control of a mech would be too awkward, no matter what "G Gundam" tells you.
In terms of space combat, homing missiles or laser weapons?
Homing missiles. Lock and fire, forget afterward. Laser/beam weapons need to be constantly targeted, and in a 3D environment that's a little harder.
For a melee weapon, vibration-based or heat-based?
Well, most of such melee weapons in my universe are vibration-based, so I'll choose them.
A magnetic accelerator weapon that launches a solid projectile at a very high speed, or a weapon that launches a stream of charged particles? >:3 (Gauss Rifle vs PPC, in other words)
Me like rail gun. Heeheeheeheehee. Beam guns get all the attention, but there's just something awesome about a freaking magnetic cannon.
ZGMF-1000 ZAKU Warrior (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/seed-destiny/zgmf-1000.htm) or MSJ-06II-A Tieren? (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/00/msj-06ii-a.htm)
Zaku. Because Tieren Taozi has a toilet seat for a head. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/TierenTaozi.jpg)
Lot's of tiny and weak homing missiles, or a few large and really powerful ones?
Tiny and weak means homing for Samus on Smash Bros. so that must be my choice.
Red blood cells or white blood cells :januscat
Red blood cells please...Tastey and warm
Werewolf or weretiger?
Weretiger, because tigers > wolves.
PHP or Javascript?
PHP, hands down.
At least it's debuggable, whereas JS requires that you use something else to debug it, which leads to having problems where the debug environment is not the same as the live environment...
PHP or Perl?
I don't code. Pearls are shiny, though. Perl?
Script or print?
Printing would sound safe
Scary movie or Epic movie?
Scary Movie. It's funny. And not painful. And not soul destroying.
Coca-Cola or Diet Coke?
What's the difference? *flips coin*
Diet coke it is.
Ale, or Rum (yarrr)?
Rum. I wouldn't drink it, but since it be "Talk Like A Pirate Day," it be the only drink of choice, me hearties!
Long John Silver or Captain Jack Sparrow?
Long John Silver... because his long Johns are Silver.
Vikings or Samurai?
Both are exceedingly cool.. but I'll go with Vikings.
Honor or Survival?
Survival. Reason should come before honor.
Walk the plank or face the gallows?
Plank. I swim good.
Carving or rough-sawn?
Carving. It's really soothing to do and allows you to create some wondrous items if you have the patience.
Money or Friendship?
Friendship. It can lead to money, and if not money, loyalty with reciprocation.
Vampires or Werewolves?
Werewolves, drinking blood is icky.
Cute or sexy?
Cute. Sexy is nice once and a while. Cute however can be appreciated all the time.
I'll take the latter.
Trouble with the wife, or trouble with the mistress?
i have neither so i abstains until i have a wife.
RL trouble (real life) or RP trouble (Role Play)
RL trouble, because it can be SO much more fun.
-reminisces-
Dystopia, or Team Fortress 2?
Haven't tried Dystopia so TF2. I'm totally not a spy.
Tile or hardwood flooring?
Hardwood flooring. Just as much fun sliding in your socks, with twice the potential scuffing.
Pizza or burgers?
Pizza. While I do love burgers, pizza is far more delicious. Besides, most people either overcook burgers so they taste like a fireplace, or undercook them so the meat bleeds.
(Lesser of two evils time!) Lawyers or politicians?
Lawyers cause it's fun
Mario or Luigi?
Luigi. He jumps funny :giggle
Protoss Reaver or Covenant Wraith?
Protoss are shiny.
Oven, or microwave?
Microwave please. I make pooched eggs that way
Cheese or Broccoli?
Broccoli. Cheese is awesome and all and goes good with just about anything, but overall I'd have to say the Broccoli is better for you so it gets my vote.
Cold Coffee or Cold Tea?
Cold Coffee. Cold tea has that nasty powdery stuff at the bottom. Besides, there's quite a market for cold coffee.
Donate blood or donate hair?
blood, its proffitable and it regrows quicker
loose your left nut or your right nut? (female responders substitute 'mammary' for 'nut')
...Gimme another minute, Mr. Hobson.
Okay. Assuming I've been forced into a situation where I have to lose one mammary... I pick the one that's more likely to get cancer.
Deep-tissue massage or acupuncture?
Masaaaaage. :U
Songs of Innocence or Songs of Experience, or both? If you're not sure what I mean, would you rather Reason or Passioned Energy?
Reason. I can supply the impassioned energy myself, just provide me with an idiot or two to shout at...
Moronic Management or Lethargic Lusers?
Lethargic Lusers...because they're less likely to write up a defect. If they don't care, I don't care.
Dr. Pepper or Mountain Dew?
...
Depends. How late am I staying up?
Canned pasta or mystery sandwich?
Canned pasta. Better than a slice of meat-flavored rubber between two pieces of that unchewable cardboard they try to pass off as bread.
Store-bought cookies (the dough-in-a-tube) or home-made?
Home made. But then again, most homemade cookies are my grandma's, so I may be biased.
Spaceballs or Blazing Saddles?
Blazing Saddles.
Space Balls just wasn't as inventive.
Staying up late or getting some sleep?
Slllleeeeeeeeeeep. I sleep so much these days.
Ground level or raised bed?
ground leve
the best is ground level beneath a raised bed, get a cozy cave feel
frogs or toads?
Frogs! Cause their so awesome!
Yogurt frozen or normal kind
Depends, do you mean the ice-cream stuff or just yogurt in the freezer? 'Cause I'd take the ice-creamy one, but not the other. And I've never been big on plain ol' yogurt.
Action movie or horror movie?
Horror. It makes me feel more alive for some reason. :<
Comedy or 'Chick Flick'?
Comedy. I'll take laughing over crying any day.
Black comedy or slapstick?
Black Comedy. Definitely. Slapstick has it's place, but for a good belly laugh, totally screwing with the heads of the audience wins hands-down.
Ooo, here's a tough one. Eternal Rains, or Mad God's Mask and Masquerade Ball?
Mad God's Mask and Masquerade Ball sounds cooler :B
Blankets or Sheets?
Blankets. Warmer, and you can wrap up in them. Though they can get a little hot in summer.
Cold or sore throat?
Cold, at least then you don't have pain when you eat.
Fall off your bicycle or fall out of a boat?
Fall off bicycle, how bad can it hurt!
R'n'B or Metal?
I prefer D'n'B, but I'd have to go with Metal.
Dying in a manner that makes worldwide headlines (even in ethiopia), or just Dying?
Dying in a manner that makes worldwide headlines. If I'm going out.. I want to take as many people as I can with me.
Self-employed or Worker Bee?
Worker bee, let someone else take the charge!
Career or Family?
Career. I've gotten way too much of my family as is. And I'm not the greatest people person...
Famine or War?
War, because less people would die.
Happy Beggar, or Sad Tycoon?
I am a Happy Beggar so Sad Tycoon is all I need to be
Rice or wine?
...Rice Wine maybe?
Live and let Live, or Live and let Die?
Live and let die, I don't really get either expression, but I like the idea I live other people die.
Mercury Poisoning or Shark Attack Evisceration?
Mercury! I hate sharks!
Beach party or camping out!
Camping out. Bug bites vs. Sunburn - no contest. Besides, S'mores are just as fun as barbeque.
Music-wise... Zelda: Ocarina of Time or Zelda: Twilight Princess?
Can't comment on the music but:Twilight Princess- Wiiiiiiiiii!
console or computer?
Console. All. The. Way.
Lesse if anyone even gets these two >:3...
Azurik: Rise Of Perathia or Metal Arms: Glitch In The System?
Metal Arms, cause I actually recognize that one.
Mountain woodland wilderness or Deserted tropical island?
Mountain woodland wilderness, I hate tropical heat!
For your free time: hobby or sleep?
Sleep. I run my hobbies more than enough; just check my post count. ;-]
Sleep in on Sunday, or go to mass?
Sleep in wins hands down!
A new car or a new lover?
New lover I don't drive.
Grape juice or Apple juice?
Grape Juice, there's more variety.
Thrown from an airlock in space or standing on the impact site of a meteor?
Standing in the impact site of a meteor. Since it's not a meteorite, it won't actually hit...
Annoying the mods, or annoying the regular forumites?
Annoying forumites. Mods not only bark, they bite. Trust me, it's not fun to get bit. Especially by a dog. Fortunately, he was little, but it still hurt.
Troll sacrifices to the mods or begging for moderator mercy?
Begging for moderator mercy.
Better to try and make amends, than to anger the gods.
Good, clean, honest work, or a quick and dirty fix?
I believe you just angered the gods.
Necromancy is frowned upon, Slowtini.