Very well, Ryudo! You receive a well deserved ban to the head! Enjoy.
Edit:
The original game is here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,3983.0.html).
The second thread is here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4284.0.html).
The rules are:
Ban the person who posted before you.
Provide a reason.
Be amusing.
Don't take it personally, it's just a game.
-- llearch
You missed. Ban to the head, Ren! *Thunk*
The lesson is clear one must always strike first and have good aim. ban to the head Ryudo Lee.
e_voyager is banned for his wisdom.
Ryudo is banned so that he would have more time to learn from E_voyager.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the dreamland lord.
Aiyno is banned to dream land where he'll have to deal with kirby and king of dream land both
e is banned for bringing up Kirby. :kirby
VSMIT is banned for using the punk kirby smiley
e_voyager is banned for dissing the punk kirby smiley. Everyone loves the punk kirby smiley. Well, except you of course. :kirby
Ryudo is banned because Bizarro Trawn is better.
:gun2
And the fact that he is armed with a rocket launcher from "Quake 3" makes him even more awesome.
Ren Gaulen is banned by a group of G-Men for reasons that shall remain classified.
Cog is banned because I have defeated G-men's Briefcases of Doom and escaped through the portal.
Ren is banned because you can never escape the G-Man. He'll always know where you are and how to get to you. Time to wake up mister Gaulen.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to ban Ryudo Lee."
llearch is banned in retaliation.
Ryudo Lee is banned because an eye for an eye will make the world go blind.
Black_angel is banned because eye for an eye doesn't necessarily mean taking eyes...
Taking their money and worldly possessions works too.
VSMIT is banned so that he wouldn't be able to take Black_angel's money and worldly possessions.
Ren is banned so I can take his money and wordly possessions.
What? You were trying to take my possessions while I was away? That is stealing! And stealing is Evil, Ryudo! That is why I must ban you, for I am the Sword That Bans Evil!! D:<
DAIZENGAR! CHESTOOOOO!!! >:O *sounds of much banning*
There is no Evil that cannot be cleaved by me! >:[
(Gets beaten by Zengar moments later for stealing Daizengar)
Ren is banned for telling horrible, horrible lies.
Meany is banned for jumping out of nowhere and startling me. Don't do that again, please.
Ren is banned for beaing easily startled.
Ryudo est exclu pour être trop gentil au poisson.
Meany is banned for .... the other gentle fish?
llearch is banned using the fish slapping dance.
VSMIT is banned, because it seems to amuse the lungfishes. What are the lungfishes doing here, anyway?? :.
Ren est interdit parce que le poisson de poumon n'est ici pour aucune raison apparente.
Monsieur Méchant est interdit parce que j'ai compris ce qu'il a tapé sans traducteur.
Quote from: Black_angel on April 25, 2008, 10:27:06 PM
Monsieur Méchant est interdit parce que j'ai compris ce qu'il a tapé sans traducteur.
Black-angel is banned because I don't know what he's saying.
Yak is banned for not speaking French. Personne parlante non-française!
Meany is banned for not banning yakanaj about the act that Black_angel is female.
VSMIT is banned because it amuses me.
Black_angel and Meany are warned that they really should pay attention to Rule VIII (http://clockworkmansion.com/main.php?page=rules#rule08). Otherwise they'll get banned for real.
Llearch is banned because while he is amused, the lungfishes still are not. They demand attention and bans.
Wait, are this things even lungfishes?? :paranoid
Ren is banned for not being sure. :B
meany is banned because he tried it at home...
Gh0st is banned because the "don't try this at home" warning was 1 inch by 1 inch big.
Black_angel is hereby banned until poof that she is not the quality inspector comes to light.
E_voyager is banned because I am the quality inspector. Search your feelings, you'll know it to be true.
Ren is banned because I searched my feelings, and found....that I feel pretty. :B
meany is banned because you aren't pretty
gh0st is banned because he's not any better looking.
Ryudo Lee is banned becase he's not looking any worse
e-voyager i banned because i am too tired to use the destructo hammer
gh0st is banned because he missed that it is in fact hammer time.!
E_voyager is banned because it might have been hammer time before, but now it is Warhammer time!!! For the Emperor!! >:O
Ren Gaulen is banned for lunch.
Llearch is banned for tea and muffins.
Ren is banned for the lovely little tea party.
Jim is banned for wanting to join the tea party.
Ryudo is banned from the lovely little tea party. He knows why.
Ren is banned because no one at that tea party can take a joke.
Ryudo is banned because the tea party itself was a joke.
Ren's banning is the punchline of the joke.
Ryudo is banned because the punchline wasn't that funny. :<
VSMIT is banned for not suggesting a better one like :he is banned until he can do a double somersault through a hoop while whistling the star spangled banner
E_voyager is banned because his punchline made no sense.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not saying "thanks for all the fish"...
llearch is banned for assuming Ren knew that particular line.
Ryudo Lee is banned because i left out the football part that means so long
What? That confused me. That's it. You're banned, e_voyager.
Ryudo is banned for being confused. And for ninja'ing me. >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned because the complete samurai warrior trains in ninjutsu as well. (see samurai Jack for details)
Spanky is banned by Lightning Jack, who is far better than Samurai Jack - although not quite as good as Spring-Heeled Jack...
Llearch is banned because neither of them is as good as Jack the Reaper. Yes, the Reaper... >:3
Re is banned for bring up the ultimate jack against whom all others are measured. i banned him since i can't beat that Jack with another jack.
E_voyager is banned because there is another Skywalker Jack. Captain Jack Sparrow!!! *dun dun dun*
Ren Gaulen is banned because he doesn't know Jack Schitt.
Llearch is banned because one eyed jack is still around watching the show down (and i said that jack the reaper was the ultimate jack not that there were no other jacks just non that can beat him)
E_voyager is banned because I have had enough of these *censored* Jacks in this *censored* thread!!! D:<
Ren is banned for the poor Snakes on a Plane reference.
Ryudo is banned for disapproving of the poor "Snakes on a Plane" reference. Solid Snake, Liquid Snake and Big Boss (previously known as Naked Snake) would like to have a word with you.
...
When they are done hiding in those cardboard boxes. Man, they're useless... *facepalm*
Ren Gaulen is banned for disparaging boxes.
Llearch is banned because I was talking about the Snakes, not the boxes. I was just annoyed by the fact that they all simultaneously decided to hide.
Ren is banned for missing such an obvious hiding place.
VSMIT is banned for having an absolutely unpronounceable user name.
Slowtini is banned for not being able to pronounce my username. It's actually quite simple.
VSMIT -> VEE-smit
VSMIT is banned for... LIFE! D:
Slowtini is banned because no one is this game is banned for life
e voyager is banned because you were banned for life, therfore you are wrong, good day, stop coming back.
Ghost is Banned for being undead and incorporeal.
jim is banned for using a drip visual as his avatar
e_voyager is banned for reminding me of Star Trek.
Yakanaj is banned for thinking about Star Trek.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he keeps brining up that...that...That!
Yakanaj is banned because I find her peculiar reaction to the words "Star Trek" quite fascinating.
Ren is banned because the other half of his name isn't Hoek.
Jim is banned for not being Stimpy.
Ryudo is banned because I have missed an opportunity to ban Jim for thinking that I have anything in common with Ren Hoek.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not realising he's already got something in common with Ren Hoek.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for having more post then a mini-max has power
e_voyager is banned for pointing out llearch's postcount min-maxing.
e_voyager is banned because I've never met a cake that could lie.
yakanaj is banned for confusing me and mister lee.
E_voyager is banned for causing much confusion, even though it was not his intent (or was it?).
Ren is banned for ending his ban with a question.
Slowtini is banned for not understanding the subtitles of Ren's ban
E_voyager is banned for understanding them. >:3
Ren Gaulen is banned for Pony!
llearch is banned for kenji's sake. whatever that means
e_voyager is banned with an oxidizing agent.
Ryudo Lee is banned in a massive conflagration, due to his use of oxidation.
Cog was banned while I was extinguishing the fire with liquid helium.
Ren is banned for having liquid helium and not telling me.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not fusing helium and becoming a main sequence star.
Cog is banned for trying to start the construction of an artificial star without the authorisation of the Pan-Galactic Council.
Ren is banned for following policy. All the cool kids are nonconformist, you know.
Ryudo is banned because it is not about following policy, it is about upholding Law and Order in the galaxy. Screw the coolness, I have rules!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he is not above the law, he is the law!
learch is banned because he is so far under the law that he is banned under all the pressure.
Gh0st is banned for missing an opportunity to sing a verse or two from "Under Pressure" by Queen while delivering his own ban.
*sings*
Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure - that brings a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
*gets some random stuff thrown at him to make him stop*
Ren is banned for singing.
VSMIT is banned for banning Ren for singing.
Slowtini is banned for not singing together with me.
Ren Gaulen is banned for singing off-key without a licence. And earplugs for all the people who are listening.
llearch is banned for handing out earplugs that aren't one-size-fits-all.
Ryudo and Llearch are banned for trying to spread the earplugs among the audience. Listen to my song!! D:<
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong2.png)
Ren is banned because...
:kittyno
...we will not listen to your song.
Ryudo is banned because you cannot escape from my song.
BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o44_NA3syKA)
When the giants of Heaven forsake the Earth
I'm gonna ban you for all that you're worth
With the keyboard of Zeus and my golden throat
I'm gonna ban you, and send you afloat!
Whether you pillage the Earth or the Sea -
I'm gonna ban you -
This I guarantee!!!
BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!
Now, EPIC HEADBANGING!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5SBTZOytCw&feature=related) :simon
Ren is banned to make him stop singing.
Ryudo is banned because he's never gonna stop me. We must rock, no matter the cost!
You got the touch
You got the power
YEAH!!
Listen to my song!
Ren Gaulen is banned because :
"we're not gonna take it.
no we're not gonna it.
we're not gonna take it any more"
E_voyager is banned because if he isn't gonna take that, he'll have to take this: DIVINE BANNING FINGER!!! CHESTOOOOOO!!!
There is nothing I cannot ban...
Ren Gaulen is banned because we're never gonna give him up, never gonna let him down, never gonna run around, and desert you...
llearch is banned for Rick Rolling Ren (try saying that ten times fast).
Ryudo is banned to celebrate the fact that more and more people are singing.
Ren is banned with a ballgag.
A ballgag? :erk Ryudo is banned for giving me disturbing mental imagery.
Ren is banned for being easily disturbed.
Valynth is banned for missing the obvious disturbance in the Force. Your absent-mindedness will be your downfall, my friend.
Ren is banned for assuming that just anyone can feel disturbances in the Force.
Ryudo is banned because I find his lack of faith disturbing.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I find his faith disturbing, and his schwartz is as big as mine.
Llearch is banned for talking about the schwartz.
Ren is banned by the power of the schwartz.
...Your schwartz is weak, Ryudo. Why is it so weak? Because you lack... lack... Well, because you clearly lack something you need to make your power level go over nine thousand. You must travel to the Endless Plains on the North pole of the planet of Piccolo's Inert :8ball s and train more, grappling with giant Arctic otters and defeating stray androids from DBJ, while dodging asteroids and steamrollers raining from the sky, so you will become strong enough to defeat me. Until then you are banned.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on May 02, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
...Your schwartz is weak, Ryudo. Why is it so weak? Because you lack... lack... Well, because you clearly lack something you need to make your power level go over nine thousand. You must travel to the Endless Plains on the North pole of the planet of Piccolo's Inert :8ball s and train more, grappling with giant Arctic otters and defeating stray androids from DBJ, while dodging asteroids and steamrollers raining from the sky, so you will become strong enough to defeat me. Until then you are banned.
:erk
Ren Gaulen is banned because I could never think of anything as exciting as that for a ban.
yakanaj is banned for giving up with out first trying.
e_voyager is banned because tonight was to be his last dance and his last song. Tomorrow
another would be born to the forum and would dance. Closing his eyes he sung
a song of praise to his god and a prayer to his kin. Then, as the moon fully
rose, robotic body faded.
:ipod
Yakanaj is banned because E_voyager can be rebuilt, as his mind always remains alive within the Net-sphere. He is digitally immortal.
Ren is banned because he brought up immortality.... There can only be one!
Valynth is banned because there will be only one.
Ren Gaulen is banned because i'm not one to flaunt my lifespan often.
Quote from: e_voyager on May 04, 2008, 01:42:18 AM
Ren Gaulen is banned because i'm not one to flaunt my lifespan often.
e_voyager is banned because he just flaunted his life span
yakanaj is banned fore bring wrong. i did not mention minute one of how lone i live or that e is not so much immortal as eternal and that he dies and is reborn much the way of Osiris. now i have flaunted my life spain and when you have a few decades i'll give you a condensed version of the last billion years of the history of sol.
...Okay, now e_voyager is banned because he just flaunted his life span. ;)
Eibbor_N is banned because I am running out of good bans (and I don't want to use bad ones).
Ren Gaulen is banned for not having enough good bans.
.. the ones between man and wife are best.
Llearch is banned by the will of the Emperor, bans must flow.
Ren is banned for referencing something I've not seen.
Valynth is banned because they've not seen whatever it is they've not seen.
:ipod
Yakanaj is banned for not recognising the catch-cry of Dune, the classic science fiction space opera, by Frank Herbert.
For recognizing the reference Llearch gets a free ride on a sandworm and a ban.
Ren Gaulen is banned with a thumper. And a half a cup of the water of life.
Llearch is banned with a gom jabbar for trying to ban me with a thumper. How do you ban someone with a thumper?!? :dface
Easy, you tie them to the thumper and wait for the banworm to do his thing. By the way, that's how we're banning you, Ren.
I repel the banworm by throwing water balloons at it, and then attach an activated personal shield to Ryudo so that the worm will chase and ban him.
Dude. Not cool. You're banned for that.
Screw the coolness, I have green hair! D:< And you have a ban, Ryudo. You have no chance to avoid it. It is inevitable.
Ren Gaulen has no chance to survive. Make your time. You have been banned.
llearch is banned for unspeakable reasons.
I have seen Dune, Just not for a few years - thus missing the quote. But Ryudo Lee is banned because I can.
yakanaj is banned because so can I.
Ryudo is banned on a whim. Just like that. For no apparent reason. :)
Ren is banned because I have Gobstobers! :eager
Yakanaj is banned because I don't! :U
Ren is banned by some rebel teenagers. Damn those rebel teenagers.
Black_angel is banned because teenyboppers are worse than any rebel teenager. :U
yakanaj is banned for being more lucky then i am.
E_voyager is banned for being less lucky than Yakanaj is. :P
Ren is banned for quantifying e_voyager's luck.
Ryudo is banned because his luck has run out! He did not stand a ghost of a chance.
My hair is banning Ren Gaulen for not placing enough importance on his hair.
Cog is banned because I still have green hair (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4284.msg189542.html#msg189542), but what's more important, my voice gives me super strength!
Ren is banned for using a megaphone to strengthen his voice.
Ryudo is banned because I thought that voice was dead anyway.
Cog is banned because it was meant to be.
Ryudo Lee is banned because it wasn't meant to be, for all that he really thinks that it is.
llearch is banned for using an improper grade of cardboard.
Ryudo is banned because it has been discussed before - Llearch's cardboard is superior to any other cardboard.
Ren is banned because even though it may be considered superior, it's still improper for shipping purposes.
Ryudo is banned for siding with the shipping companies rather than with his CMF compatriots.
Cogidubnus is banned to the end the suffering of his curse
e_voyager is banned to begin a brand new curse.
Ryudo is banned before his curse is complete.
Slowtini is banned because it was to late to stop Ryudo.
Ren is banned for not stopping Ryudo himself when he had the chance.
Black Angel is banned, and must now play a children's card game with me to win back her soul.
Cogidubnus is banned because Yami and Erebus bother understand the darkness better then most others and Erebus doesn't play shadow games
e_voyager is banned because his ban barely made any sense at all.
Ryudo Lee is banned because his made entirely too much.
llearch is banned because six monkeys in a box can't be hygenic.
Ryudo is banned because he forgot about the sloth.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm surrounded by idiots.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for being relatively too smart.
Cogidubnus is banned by Schrödinger's Cat, and Einstein's radio.
llearch is banned for being the box represented in the Schrodinger's Cat experiement.
Ryudo Lee is banned for bringing Marie Curie into it.
llearch is banned because everyone knows that radium is fun.
Ryudo Lee is banned mentioning radioactive elements, thus giving the thread cancer.
Valynth is banned because this thread was doomed to slow lingering death long before I mentioned radium.
Ryudo is banned because this thread... this thread... WILL NOT DIE!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Courage7.png)
HELL... AND... HEAVEN!!!
Gemu...
Giru...
Gan...
Gou...
Gufou...
VIIITAAAAAAS!!!
FALCON BAN... PAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!
Ran Gaulen is banned for clearly drinking more coffee than I.
Cog is banned because I don't drink coffee at all. I'M JUST INSANE LIKE THAT!! >:D Sanity is for the weak, anyway.
Ren is banned because sanity is for the strong.
VSMIT is banned for underestimating the Chaos. If you only knew the power of the Warp... If you only could understand the beauty of the Eye of Terror...
Ren Gaulen is exterminatus'd banned IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!
Cog is banned for worshipping that ancient wreck. VENERATE THE IMMORTAL EMPRESS!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/MabtheEmpressoftheCatkind.png) (Terminator-sized powered armour for the win! :B)
Ren Gaulen is banned for not sending me 8 by ten glossies of the empress
E-Voyager is banned because Lord LolCattus the First demands it.
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_y8qhm316y84/Re3ywbDt6GI/AAAAAAAAAK4/yx_CZ_YsVQ8/s400/cat-king.jpg)
ALL HAIL!
Slowtini is banned for dressing up a cat in a costume and numerous UN torture violations.
Cogidubnus is banned for not sighting the article and passage.
Spanky is banned for not using cite instead of sight.
boxey is banned because i can't call in alfalfa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_%22Alfalfa%22_Switzer) (it just doesn't fit)
and that's general spanky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Spanky) to you others
E_voyager is banned for failing to venerate the immortal Empress.
Ren is banned as a sacrifice to various pagan gods in the face of his precious immortal Empress.
Ryudo is banned because sacrificing people to pagan gods is evil. Such Evil... I MUST CLEAVE!!! D:< For I am Ren Gaulen, the Sword That Cleaves Evil!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned. And Zengar has something he'd like to talk to you about...
Cog is banned for reporting Ren's actions to Zengar.
*runs by, then stops and comes back* Ryudo is banned because he ninja'd me... oh, God, he brought Thrudgelmir!! D: *runs off followed by Zengar in Thrudgelmir*
Ren Gaulen is banned for not taking his medicine like a robot.
E_voyager is banned for, apparently, expecting me to fight a humongous mech without any mech of my own. Oh, gods, here he comes again!! 'A' *runs off*
Ren Gaulen is banned for not having a Mech.
Cog is banned because there is a mech that I pilot, but it does not belong to me, and I need Tiare's authorisation to use it (kind of sucks to pilot a mech that belongs to your girlfriend :sweatdrop).
Ren Gaulen is now banned because he has to use his girlfriend's mech instead of having his own.
Cog is banned for pointing out the Ren is whipped.
Ryudo is banned for defending him.
Cog is banned in retaliation.
Retaliation is useless, Ryudo. You are... already banned! >:[
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/MrKenshiro2.png)
HOKUTO HYAKURETSUBAN!
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm sad and miss the StarRunner.
Yakanaj is banned for having a social life with other human beings.
Valynth is banned for not understanding the sorrow of parting. ;-]
llearch is banned for having a deep understanding of sorrow.
Ryudo is banned to teach him the meaning of sorrow, fear and despair. This ban is brought to you by an Anti-Spiral Coalition! "Stop your drills! Preserve the heavens!"
Although Ren Gaulen is banned, in this sword, and in this mech, he lives on - cleaving the evil that peirces the heavens.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on May 09, 2008, 01:23:01 PM
Although Ren Gaulen is banned, in this sword, and in this mech, he lives on - cleaving the evil that peirces the heavens.
"
AKU WO TATSU TSURUGI NARI! CHESTOOOOOOOO!!!" (I am the Sword That Cleaves Evil)
Cog is banned before major Zonvolt tries to smite me aga- *ker-smite*
Ren is banned. End of story.
Very well, Ryudo! I will not hold back this time! Gathering all of my strength, I tap into the Spiral power and believe... believe in Getter!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To34rvyClH4&feature=related)
STONAAAAAAR... SUUUUUNSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...And thus Ryudo and everyone within a twenty mile radius are banned in a thermonuclear explosion, and for some reason the world is at peace.
In a world filled with chaos all the was left was one man, he was insane... he created a creature and gave it a name.. then forged fake memories for the creature and banned it for joy, this creature was Ren Gaulen
Maybe my memories are fake, and maybe I was created by someone... But I can feel pain, and I can feel joy, and my feelings are what tells me that I am alive. My feelings, my experiences that I got along my journey, all these memories make me what I am. I am Ren, Ren Gaulen! The White Knight of Gaia! The Sword That Cleaves Darkness!
And I will give you everything I've got!!!Take this, Aiyno! My strength and my will, my dreams and my hopes, my joy, my sorrow and all of my anger!!! Heaven and Earth Divine Harmony Ultimate Technique!
PERFEEEEEECT... AURAAAAA... SWOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I need to make up a better name for my ultimate attack move... ) :sweatdrop
Ren is banned for info dumping before his attack as well as announcing his attack long before he initiates it.
Val is banned because I just Rickrolled my senior prom.
Slowtini is banned because i'm still woke and some how it's there fault.
E_voyager is banned, therefore he is not.
Ren is banned for confusing me before Noon.
Slowtini is easily banned after being confused.
Ren is banned for being a sword.
Valynth is banned for not being a sword.
Ren is banned for not sheathing himself before entering the thread.
Valynth is banned because it would have been unwise of me to sheathe my sword while in this thread. So much Evil is lurking here that I must be ready to Cleave And Smite all the time. Well, it is more or less quiet here nowadays, actually, but I still must remain vigilant. For the Empress!
Ren Gaulen is banned by Evil. Mwahahahaha! You sheathed, you lose!
Besides, the innuendo needed some response. Pbbbbt!
Llearch is banned for seeing innuendo where there was none. What innuendo are you talking about?! We were talking about swords! SWORDS!! There is nothing wrong with talking about swords! Nothing at all!.. Really..
Shutting up now... :sweatdrop
Ren Gaulen is banned, because methinks the lady doth protest too much... ;-]
llearch is banned. Ren's not a lady... I think. :paranoid
Black_angel is banned for doubting my manliness.
Ren Gaulen is banned for having little enough manliness that the issue is in doubt... ;-]
Llearch is banned because my manliness level is totally over nine thousand. It's not my fault that I manage to look so bloody effeminate at the same time!! *grumble, grumble*
Ren is banned for being an anime character-man-thing.
Valynth is banned for hatin' on anime character-man-things.
According to the rules I must ban Black_angel now. But I appear to be an "anime character-man-thing" (according not only to Valynth), and Black_angel appears to like "anime character-man-things", which brings (manly) tears to my eyes. And in a totally manly display of defiance and self-sacrifice, I ban myself! JUSTICE!!!
Ren is banned for banning himself and Black_angel is banned for being an accomplice to self-bannination.
Valynth is banned because "Bannination" isn't a word.
Slowtini is banned as Ren has taken the time to awaken his banki!
E_Voyager is banned for making a bleach reference.
Also, I belive it's "Bankai"...
So, E_Voyager is banned for Failing at making a bleach reference.
Slowtini is banned for using his name and avatar as Pokemon references.
Valynth is banned for high speed banning
(and Slowtini you're right i spelled ki and in king or was that life i forget. instead of kai as in release)
E is banned for considering my banning speedy despite the fact he is a machine and can therefore ban far faster than I am able to.
Valynth is banned because a human heart burning with courage will always overcome a cold unfeeling machine! (No offence, E_voyager, I was not talking about you.)
Ren is banned for thinking that the fist-sized lump in my chest cavity is a heart. It's actually a piece of coal that keeps me warm in winter.
Valynth is banned for not getting good bionic implant to replace his missing heart. A piece of coal? Did you piss off Satan Claus or something?
Ren is banned for living within this solar system.
Xze-Xze is banned for leaving this solar system.
Ren is banned for being The Sword That Cleaves Evil. You leave that evil alone, young man! *waggles finger*
Eibbor_N is banned for siding with Evil. Evil will be cleaved. Or I am not Zengar Zonvolt's disciple.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Evilwillbecleavedsmall1.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned for not sharpening his sword. You can't cleave evil with a blunt sword...
Llearch is banned because this sword of mine is mighty sharp! Its shining steel tells me to Cleave Evil!! CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ren is banned for having a weapon.
Slowtini is banned because the second amendment of the United States' constitution disapproves.
Valynth is banned because that sentence, coupled with the one above it, feels like a double negative, even though I know it isn't. It is a sneaky wannabe double negative. :shifty
Black_Angel is banned because there never was a double negative.
Seriously, I don't see how it could even be a wanna-be.
Valynth is banned by the flying ban cannon.
E is banned because ban cannons require planetary mounts and thus can't fly.
I haven't banned anyone in a while. Stupid roommates and their weddings! they ruin all my fun! I mean, Who am I supposed to pick on now?
Oh ya, Valynth, I will now pick on you.
You have been banned!
yakanaj is banned for been to sweet for this thread
E is banned for not makin' any gorram sense.
Valynth is banned for not understanding that Spanky means Yakanaj was being too sweet for this thread. ;-]
Llearch is banned for storing kitty litter in his box.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not cleaning up the kitty litter. It -is- his turn, after all...
Llearch is banned for trying to put me on the kitty litter cleaning duty. No way I am doing it. We've got servitors for such tasks.
Ren is banned for not swapping out llearch for a LitterMaid.
Ryudo is banned because he could have done it himself.
Ren Gaulen is banned for being a sister.
After all, Sisters are Doing It For Themselves.... ;-]
llearch is banned. I'm not sure why, but I'm sure he deserves it. :P
Cog is banned, for I must ban, no matter the reason.
Ren is banned for a specific reason that cannot be spoken of.
Ryudo is banned because he has been found guilty.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/YeGuilty.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned for re-using artwork.
Ren Gaulen is banned for striking out at Cogi . to ban him i used the fist of eon and the flying ban cannon.
Boxy is banned for being too god at what he does.
e_voyager is banned for having one too few O's in that sentance.
Ryudo is banned because it makes Viral happy. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ViralHappy.png)
Ren is banned to appease various deities.
Ryudo is banned because various deities make Viral unhappy. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ViralSad.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned for not using appropriate artistic licence.
llearch is banned for creating more beaucracy with his suggestion of more liscenses.
Cog is banned for disapproving of the bureaucracy. ... Someone bring me the forms I need to fill out to have Cog banned!
Ryudo is banned because it is easy to ban him while he is busy filling out the forms.
Ren is banned because I filled out a form for him too.
Ryudo is banned because he made a mistake in it. Now he will have to fill out the forms all over again.
Ren is banned be cause the mistake was in my favor, and so Ren got double banned instead.
Ryudo Lee is banned for his mistakes. He has failed us for the last time. *clawhand*
Cog is banned to correct Ryudo's mistakes. It will take some time... :sweatdrop
Ren is banned properly this time.
Ryudo is banned because it is way too late to ban me properly by now. It's "Game over, man", Ryudo. >:3
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/GameOverMan.png)
Ren is banned for not choosing "Do a barrel roll"
Slowtini is banned because cheats are more productive.
Black_angel is banned because the correct order is "Throw a fit", then "Do a barrel roll", and finally "Use cheats". It unlocks a secret ending.
Ren is banned for giving away how to get the secret ending.
Ryudo is banned because there are... two more secret endings. At least I know of another two. Now they are really hard to find!
Ryudo is banned for trying to keep the riddle of the secret ending a puzzle. Mystery.
Ren is banned for ninja-ing me.
Valynth is banned because I didn't ninja him. I totally knight'ed him!! :B
Ren is banned for attempting to knight Valynth. You don't have the authority to knight someone.
Ryudo is banned because I wasn't going to knight him, I was going to knight' him (whatever it means). And I don't need to have the authority to do it either. Screw the authority, I have green hair!
Ren is banned for taking my elf's hairstyle.
Black_angel is banned because I have never done such a thing. I took Zengar's hairstyle. :3 (He didn't seem to mind either.)
Ren is banned for stealing people's hair.
Ryudo is banned because I stole nothing.
...
I merely commandeered it. :3
Ren is banned for banning so many people.
Xze-Xze is banned because I did ban a lot of people and am going to ban a lot more. >:3
Ren is banned because I plan on doing the same damn thing.
Slowtini is banned because he suffers from Multiple personality disorder.
Slowtini is banned because double posting is bad. mmmmkay?
Valynth is banned because
Slowtini is banned for banning himself. I already did that.
VSMIT is banned because...Oh Crap, I forgot the reason.
But your Still banned.
Yakanaj is banned for forgetfulness.
Ren is banned with prejudice.
Ryudo Lee is banned for being prejudiced.
Cog is banned for being prejudiced against prejudice.
Ryudo Lee is banned for assuming I'm prejudiced against prejudice, rather than simply against him. >:3
Ryudo Lee is banned for supporting the circular reasoning (i could not spell what i wanted to say)
Cogidubnus is banned for no reason other then having a sharp wit (and ninja posting skills)
E_voyager is banned because my bans never fail.
Ren is banned because neither do mine.
Ryudo Lee is banned because i find his lack of originality disturbing
e_voyager is banned for the bad Darth Vader rip off.
Ryudo is banned for disapproving of Darth Vader. He finds it disturbing too.
Ren is banned because I'm not disapproving of Darth Vader, but rather e_voyager's impersonation.
Oh. Sorry, I misunderstood you.. This changes everything! Ryudo is banned for disapproving of E's impersonation.
Ren is banned for not paying attention.
Ryudo is banned because I am always vigilant. To Smite Evil Instantly I must always be ready to cleave.
Ren is banned for claiming to be always vigilant.
Slowtini is banned because I really am always vigilant. Except when I'm not. >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned for not being vigilant enough. Or fast enough.
Llearch is banned for doubting the morale and skills of the Empress' finest. Remember: to doubt is to betray.
Ren is banned for failing to doubt my inability to betray.
Valynth is banned for his ability to betray.
VSMIT is banned for failing the see the double negative in my banning of Ren.
Valynth is not unbanned for using the phrase, "double negative."
VSMIT is banned for the sake of repetitive baning
e_voyager is banned for calling his ban repetitive. It would only be repetitive if Valynth banned me. Again.
VSMIT is banned for the sake of repetitive baning( insert running gag here)
Spanky is banned for the sake of reviving an old joke.
VSMIT is banned for not supporting the caption/ airlock party of BSG
e_voyager is banned for not informing me of the caption/airlock party of BSG.
VSMIT is banned to break this chain of repetitive bans. Combo Breaker! Sort of.
Ren Gaulen is banned because this is what i've been waiting for (http://www.coucoucircus.org/ost/generique.php?id=589)
E_voyager is banned by the power of my Ban-Kai. And while he is banned into the next dimension, he receives a delicious cake. :bday
Ren is banned because the ca...
Well, you know.
LionHeart is banned because in Soviet Russia, the cake is the truth. But it tastes like cardboard. *om-nom-nom* Yeah, like cardboard... :sweatdrop
Ren Gaulen is banned because in Soviet Russia, the lie is a cake, which is delicious and moist.
Llearch is benned because if the lie is a cake, then what was I eating? A cardboard box?! :boggle
Ren is banned for eating llearch.
Valynth is banned for not only ninja'ing me, but also being on the same mental wavelength as me. (I was gonna say that!)
Ryudo Lee is banned for thinking I might be digestible.
llearch is banned because I wasn't saying that. You can be eaten and not be digested. Although it would cause a horrible (and in Ren's case, funny) blockage.
Ryudo and Valynth are banned for thinking that I was eating Llearch (or, rather, Llearch's box). Have I even once said that I was eating Llearch?! D:< Last time I tried that he melted my face. I'm not trying it again. :c
Ren is banned for having a melty face. Really, you should get that fixed.
Valynth is banned for suggesting that Ren get a facelift.
Ryudo is banned because I regenerate faster than Zerg!! D:< I'm getting tired of repeating that. >:[
Ren is banned because Zerg players don't heal their units, they grow new ones.
Valynth is banned because I am not a Zerg player.
Ren is banned for playing Protoss.
Ryudo is banned because I don't play "StarCraft" at all nowdays.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not playing StarCraft.
Llearch is banned for "StarCraft" enforcement.
Ren Gaulen is banned for resisting the enforcement. He must now construct two thousand additional pylons.
Cog is banned because I have covered most of the *censored* Shakuras with those *censored* pylons... :redrum (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/PYLONS.png)
...it ownz...
Ren is banned because I want these mother*censored* pylons off this mother*censored* planet.
Valynth is banned because I'm friggin' tired of lugging those goddamn pylons all over the place. YES, I HAD TO DO IT MANUALLY!! Goddamn Arcturus with his goddamn training program... *grumble, grumble*
I'm not moving them. >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned for not asking for help moving the pylons.
E_voyager is banned because I'm too proud to ask for help.
Ren is banned for being guilty of the sin of pride.
Ryudo is banned because I am not guilty. The screen says so.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/YeNotGuilty.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because a megaduse only cares about personal justice which case he's guilty for his pride. hum how does that work?
E_voyager is banned because when you talk about justice, you talk about Batman! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ImthegoddamnBatman.png) (I'm so going to Hell for this joke...)
Ren is banned to hell for that joke.
Ryudo is banned for making an ork sad. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/WAAAAAGH.jpg) I know it's somehow your fault, Ryudo! >:[
Ren is banned for making a bunny sad. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/jonnie5/Bawwwww_bunny.jpg) We all know that that is DEFINITELY your fault!
Slowtini is banned because it was indeed I who made that bunny sad. And do you know why that bunny is sad? Because I banned him!! >:D (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/BAAAAAN.png)
Ren is banned for making multiple bunnies sad.
:bunnycry
Ryudo is banned because I have no mercy for bunnies.
:bunn :gun2
And neither does Bizarro Trawn! "
Run, bunny-thing, run!!! :veryevil"
Ren is banned because I can't tell if he made that thing himself or not.
Black_angel is banned because neither can I.
Slowtini and Black_angel are banned because I did nothing. It was Bizarro Trawn's work, I swear!!
Slowtini is banned for not looking at the expanded smileys :scaredkitty
:curseyou Ren banned is for not messing up real planned post me not have ready
this post written in :inglesh for your confusion
E_voyager is banned because the results of my endeavours have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast that I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by the interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded. Speaking in layman terms, everything went just as planned...
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Justasplanned-1.png)
Ren is banned because his plan interrupted my plan.
E_voyager is banned because he was not just interrupted, but Trombe-interrupted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elzam_V._Branstein)! :3 (Well, not really...)
Ren is banned for interrupting people.
Ryudo Lee is banned for interrupting Ren's clearly warranted and lifesaving interruptions.
Cog is banned, even though I feel really bad about banning him now that he showed approval of my actions.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not reading the sarcasm between the lines. Even if it wasn't there anyway. ;-]
llearch is banned for reading between the lines and reading the fine print. You're not supposed to look at that stuff.
Ryudo is banned for telling a commanding officer what he may and what he may not do.
Ren is banned because llearch is only YOUR commanding officer.
I belong to nobody! </Megatron>
*Unicron* Perhaps I misjudged you... Proceed - on your way to ban. */Unicron*
Ren Gaulen is banned because he could not banish the elder gods of circle and triangle
Omega is banned because if there really are elder gods, it will be necessary to abolish them!
Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night;
King of Darkness who shines like gold upon the Sea of Chaos;
I call upon thee, swear myself to thee.
Let those who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...
GIGA SLAVE!!!
Ren is banned because his ban was lengthy and unnecessary.
Ryudo is banned because the longer the incantation is, the more power the ban gets. It was not unnecessary either - I needed something powerful enough to fight the elder gods. And the power of the Lord of Nightmares seemed quite appropriate.
Ren is banned because in attempting to ban the elder gods, he banned his own god.
Slowtini is banned because I don't worship any gods.
I worship a goddess. >:3
Ren Gaulen is banned because he doesn't worship me.
Yakanaj is banned because she already has a worshipper. Also, my girlfriend will get jealous if I start worshipping someone other than her. :3
Just because I already have a worshiper doesn't mean I can't have more. Ren Gaulen is banned because he won't join my harem.
H-HAREM?! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/H-HAREM7.png)
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/H-HAREM7.png)(That's pretty much the face I am making :3)
Yakanaj is banned for even suggesting something like that. Tiare would do horrible things to me if I agree... :eek
Ren is banned for ruining his eight-post streak of no links or pictures in the posts. Not complaining, I just needed a reason to ban.
Black_angel is banned to celebrate the fact that I have finished watching the first season of "The Big O :O".
"BIG O, IT'S SHOWTIME!!!"
Ren is banned for watching Big O instead of Gundam.
VSMIT is banned for watching Gundam instead of Big O.
Slowtini is banned for creating a sin against nature.
VSMIT is banned for NOT creating a sin against nature.
Slowtini is banned for not voting for Hal and GLaDOS.
VSMIT is banned for getting a combo going with Slowtini, who by rights ought to be banned as well. >:0
Eibbor_N is banned for being a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Slowtini is banned for the swarm.
And so is VSMIT.
Slowtini is banned for the herd!
E_voyager is banned for the Federation of United Terran Stars!!
Ren is banned for Aiur!
Valynth is banned because he does not love Aiur.
Ren is banned because I only broke up with Aiur when I found out it had space crabs.
Valynth is banned because I have had enough of these *censored* Zerg on this *censored* planet!!! D:< (I have also had enough of this *censored* quote *censored* sneaking up on me.)
Ren is banned because there's always room for more Zerg.
Valynth is banned because the spawning pool is closed.
Ren is banned because he failed to spawn more overlords.
Ryudo is banned because after that "manual pylon delivery mission" I totally need to spawn some overlords!! *ker-sarcasm*
Ren Gaulen is banned for not cleaving the evil pylons.
The pylons are Evil?!? Llearch is banned for not telling me that earlier. Such Evil... I MUST CLEAVE!!! CHESTOOOOOOOOO!!!!! >:O *sounds of much cleaving*
Ren Gaulen is banned for removing power from much of the pacific northwest...
llearch is banned for not having set up a redundant power supply for the pacific northwest.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not realizing that llearch's company outsourced that job to India.
Ryudo Lee is banned for shorting out my power supply for the Pacific North-West.
Cogidubnus is banned for overbidding for the outsourced job.
llearch is banned for questioning my clearly brilliant bid.
Or, he would be, except we sorta still need him, since the India people apparently didn't know what they were doing and powered the eastern seaboard instead.
Cog is banned for a random reason.
Ryudo Lee is banned for a very unrandom, specific reason.
Llearch is banned for denying us an opportunity to learn that reason.
Ren Gaulen is banned for mangling the capitalisation of my name.
llearch is banned for something related to cardboard.
Ryudo is banned for disapproving of lLearch's cardboard.
Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking he can annoy me by screwing up my name. That boat has well and truly sailed...
llearch is banned for sailing a boat without a license.
Valynth is banned because real men don't sail. They row!
Do the impossible,
See the invisible,
Row! Row!
Fight the power!
Touch the untouchable,
Break the unbreakable,
Row! Row!
Fight the power!
Ren Gaulen is banned for getting songs stuck in others' heads.
Deebs is banned for not singing along. Kittan would have been disappointed.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not realizing Deebs's cuteness is unbanneble :mowcookie
Deebs is banned for being too cute.
Valynth is banned for trying to ban the unbannable without rowing. ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWER!! FOR THE EMPRESS!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for not making the obvious joke
ROW! ROW! ROW THE BOAT!!
Deebs is banned for making fun of the power of rowing. It is serious business, my friend! >:[
And yes, I can ban the unbannable, for I am the Sword That Bans All Kinds Of Stuff.
Ren is banned for referencing a song I've never heard.
This song is from "Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann". And you, Valynth, are banned for not knowing it.
Ren Gaulen is banned for singing. We'll have none of that.
Cogidubnus is banned for not being pink enough
Deebs is banned for double-posting
So that's how it is... Ninja me, will you... Very well, Deebs! I'll show you... the true power of Mankind!!
My comrade's wish has been carved into my soul...
I'll dissipate this eternal darkness and turn it into light!
THE CREATION OF EARTH AND HEAVENS!
THE ONE WHO MATCHES THE GODS!
CHOUGINGA GURREN-LAGANN!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Gurren-Lagann1.jpg)
DON'T YOU LOOK DOWN UPON US HUMANS.
BAN OF NOW AND FOREVER!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for cleaving and smiting evil
Deebs is banned because I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is CLEAVE AND SMITE EVIL, which makes me the new Sword That Cleaves Evil (or, rather, the Sword That Cleaves Darkness, as I prefer to call myself), for I am the disciple of Zengar Zonvolt, who was the disciple of some other great warrior and smiter of Evil whose name I don't know, and, therefore, I am the Champion of Good, notwithstanding the fact that I can be quite vicious and cruel at times, since the Evil in the world of shades of grey is so strong that one sometimes has to become Evil himself to defeat it.
...Gods, what did I just say?.. I can't make it out myself... Let's try it again.
I AM REN, REN GAULEN! I AM THE WHITE KNIGHT OF GAIA! THE BRINGER OF LIGHT! THE DAEMONSLAYER! I AM THE SWORD THAT CLEAVES DARKNESS!! AND NO EVIL SHALL STAND BEFORE ME. BECOME BANNED!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned because his attack fails, for
I AM THE SHEILD THAT NO LIGHT CAN BREAK
Deebs is banned for being light in the head.
llearch is banned for reading more webcomics than me
Deebs is banned because I have managed to break throug her/his shield. I PIERCED IT WITH MY BURNING HAND THAT GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER. L:
Ren is banned for penetrating Deebs' shielding so roughly.
Valynth is banned for liking it rough.
VSMIT is banned for liking it soft.
Valynth is banned for liking it hard.
Slowtini is banned for reasons known only to this image macro.
:inglesh
Meany is banned for using Freakazoid in a ban.
VSMIT is banned because :funnyno
Meany is banned because I'm getting sleepy.
Deebs is banned for getting sleepy.
Slowtini is banned because :youfail.
VSMIT is banned because I don't want to mess up my hair with sleep.
Deebs is banned for worrying about his/her hair while he/she sleeps when he/she clearly has bigger problems.
Valynth is banned because I'm finally going to bed.....accursed dawn.
Deebs is banned because it was not an ordinary dawn. It was the dawn of war!! >:3
But it was over before noon. :<
Ren is banned because Chaos commands that the war start anew.
Meany is banned because the Empress commands her warriors to defeat the forces of Chaos. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/TheImmortalEmpress.png)
Ren is banned for leaving out antennae.
Deebs is banned because the antennae were transformed into the Imperial powered armour.
Ren is banned for leaving the mows without armor.
Deebs is banned because putting armour on mows would make them unrecognisable.
Ren is banned because you could make the armor look like a slightly bigger mow
Deebs is banned for wanting to confine mows in a claustrophobic armour.
Ren is banned because he does not realize that the mows are actually eeevilll
Deebs is banned because she/he does not realize that the mows are the extension of the will of the Empress. Therefore one must venerate them like one venerates the Empress Herself.
Ren is banned along with the mows.
Deebs is banned because it is better to be banned for the Empress than to live for yourself.
Ren is banned because hes hot for the empress.
Deebs is banned because I offer my life to the Empress, and I pray that She accepts it; I offer my strength to the Empress, and I pray that She directs it; I offer my blood to the Empress, and I pray that it quenches Her thirst; I offer my body on the altar of the battlefield, and I pray She grants me a noble death. I pray for Her protection, as I offer all that I am. Do you still think that I am "hot" for Her?
Ren is banned for being in denial
Ren Gaulen is banned for still being hot for the Immortal Empress, who, if she had antennae, would be on the forum smiley list already.
Deebs is banned for having a name from the comic in contravention of the forum rule # IX Section A ;-]
llearch is banned for being a Combo Breaker.
Ren is banned for not telling llearch Death Bringer is the name, not Deebs
(wheres a nervous emoticon when you need one?) :U
edit:(on another note is Wildy on the forums the actual Wildy?)
Deebs is banned for being made of pre-chewn substance and getting sticky gunk on the chairs
QuoteYour pants are covered in clam dip, and things RESEMBLING clam dip....
Brunhidden is banned because it's fun.
And yes, the Wildy on the forum is The Wildy. The Amber on the forum is The Amber. Since the rules state that you cannot duplicate someone else's account, they are, indeed, the real thing.
We don't have anyone else, though, from memory.
llearch is banned because banning is supposed to be work, not fun.
Valynth is banned because these bans are simulated and exist only in your head.
...
BAN TO THE HEAD!!!
Ren is banned because you all just exist in my head.
deebs is banned for having a head bigger then the forum
QuoteBOOM! headshot!
Brunhidden is banned because he has missed. Your hands are shaking.
Ren is banned because his hands are not shaking.
Deebs is banned because the Empress guides my hand!
Ren is banned because the empress would never guide his hand there.
Deebs is banned because mysterious are the ways of the Empress.
Ren is banned because part of her armor is a chastity belt.
Deebs is banned because part of her armour is plot armour.
Ren is banned because my armor is THE LORD
Deebs is banned 'cuz I'm gonna lay my vengeance upon thee!!!
"...And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you..."
Ren is banned because...
You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
Deebs' is banned because a shock to the system feels good.
Like a shock to the system,
I feel good, well alright
Like a shock to the system,
Say yeah, come on, baby!
Ren is banned cause you know you gotta - - shock the monkey
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 17, 2008, 04:10:55 PM
And yes, the Wildy on the forum is The Wildy. The Amber on the forum is The Amber. Since the rules state that you cannot duplicate someone else's account, they are, indeed, the real thing.
We don't have anyone else, though, from memory.
Azlan as well I believe.
Deebs is banned because C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Slowtini is banned because of...
HAA-ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!! WATTA!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/MrKenshiro2.png)
HOKUTO HYAKURETSUKEN!
Ren is banned because I have no idea what the hell just happened.
Slowtini is banned for being confused.
Deebs is banned for NOT being confused.
Slowtini is banned for not realizing I am very confused.
DS is banned for being very confused.
VSMIT is banned fo... wait, what were we talking about?
Slowtini is banned for what science has done.
Deebs' servant is banned for burning an orphanage in Minnesota.
Darkdragon gets banned because I just pissed Amber off. :cry :cry :<
From the Zig-zag thread
Quote from: Amber Williams on May 17, 2008, 11:41:01 PM
Oh for crying out...thats enough. You have officially tried my patience and tolerance.. I swear if you comment one more time in this thread, I will smack down on you so hard that this entire thread will get knocked down into Castle Keep from the impact.
Deebs' servant gets banned for banning another for their own silliness :<
Darkdragon is banned for pointing out the silliness.
VSMIT is banned for having such a long avatar
DS is banned for having such a tall sig.
VSMIT is banned for being too lazy to type out "Deebs".
Slowtini is banned for being too lazy to type out "Deebs' servant."
VSMIT is banned for :januscat
DS is banned for :scaredkitty
VSMIT is banned for no reason at all.
Slowtini is banned for a very good reason.
VSMIT is banned due to unforeseen consequences.
Slowtini is banned due to unforeseen circumstances.
VSMIT is banned due to unforeseen circumcisions.
Slowtini is banned to give Rabbis some business.
VSMIT is banned to give Rabbits some Carrots.
Slowtini is banned for using carrots inappropriately.
Valynth is banned because it WASN'T inappropriate, rabbits happen to like carrots... well, at least my cousin's rabbit does ^_^
Slowtini is banned for not catching the obvious. Your counsin's rabbit?! ewwwww
Valynth is banned for making cock jokes, and horrible spelling.
Slowtini is banned because I'm too tired to slple crorctely.
Valynth is banned purely for cosmetic reasons.
llearch is banned for purely prosthetic reasons.
Slowtini is banned by Prosthetnic Vogon Jeltz.
Llearch is banned for invoking the wrath of the great spirit of "Douglas Adams".
Slowtini is banned to dispense some indiscriminate punishment. Everyone is going into ban...
Ren Gaulen is banned because he is the sword that cleaves evil.
Aiyno is banned because I am the Sword That Cleaves Evil! I am the Sword That Cleaves Darkness! The Daemonslayer, the White Knight of Gaia, the Metal Messiah is I! I am Ren, Ren Gaulen! And I shall lay my vengeance upon thee!!
Ren is banned for Samuel L. Jackson.
Black_angel is banned for Jedi Master Mace Windu.
VSMIT is banned for the butlerian jihad.
Deebs' is banned for Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV.
Ren is banned for house corrino
Deebs' is banned because I am not responsible for House Corrino... HE IS!! *points at some random person*
Ren is banned after being adopted into house harkonnen
Deebs' is banned because the God-Emperor Leto does not approve of her/his genetic experiments.
Ren is banned because Kynes says so
Lies! Liet said nothing! Deebs' is banned because of it.
Usul declares Ren banned
Deebs' is banned because Usul is Zero. Suzaku will deal with him shortly. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Zerooooooo.png)
Ren is banned for using the family atomics.
Deebs' is banned for comparing Suzaku to a nuclear weapon. He's just a pansy with a 200mm plot armour.
Ren is banned for deviating from Dune
Deebs' is banned because I have had enough of this *censored* sand in my *censored* boots! SANDWORM SIIIIIIIGHTEEEEED!!!!!! D:
Ren is banned for setting thumpers
Deeb's servant is banned with the Water of Life. The Spice Must Flow.
llearch is banned because I'm thinking of starting a new fav. character thread.
llearch is benned because the spice is starting to overflow. You must construct additional silos!
Deebs' is banned for ninja'ing me.
Ren is banned for not constructing additional pylons.
Deebs' is banned because the pylons invoke my wrath.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/RAGE1small.png)
I SHALL CLEAVE AND SMITE THEM!!!
Ren is banned for being wrathful.
Deebs' is banned because my wrath gives me super-strength! (And my (green) hair gives me the power to screw the rules)
Ren is banned for screwing the rules
Deebs' is banned because my hair's green, why shouldn't I..? ...Wait, it's white again..
Ren is banned because he didn't J-J-JAM IT IN
DS is banned for changing his name yesterday.
VSMIT is banned cause the mods made me
Deebs' Servant is banned for making excuses.
Cog is banned because I need to ban someone who is not Deebs'.
Ren is banned because SO DO I!
Slowtini is banned for not posting his fav. characters :mowtongue
Deebs is banned for not elaborating... Favorite characters in DMFA?
Slowtini is banned because my current reference is http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4542.msg192098.html#msg192098
Deebs is banned to make everyone else happier.
Slowtini is banned because the Cubs are playing
Deebs is banned because... eww...
Slowtini is banned because I agree.
VSMIT is banned for hating the Cubs
DS is banned for liking the Cubs.
VSMIT is banned for the lords sake.
Aiyno is banned because they should know better, I mean honestly, the lord's hands are full with the rest of the universe, assuming that the lord even HAS hands. D:
Slowtini is banned with the lord's hands
Deebs' servant is banned with the lords tiny toe.
well.. less ginormous than the rest of his/her/it's toes.
Aiyno is banned by the lord's... "Longstaff of Might"
Slowtini is banned because he will know that my name is the Lord, as I lay my vengeance upon him!!
FALCON... PAAAAAAAAAANCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ren is banned for combining Bibles, Pulp Fiction and F-Zero. There's nothing exactly wrong with that, it just seems like one pop culture/religion reference at a time should be the standard.
Ren is banned for not cleaving the evil that is Captain Falcon.
Black_angel is banned for :mowninja
VSMIT is banned
FOR CALLING CAPTAIN FALCON EVIL!!! D:<QuoteCaptain Falcon showed us His moves for our sins.
And with His Punch, Rick Wheeler and all of Mankind were redeemed.
We can never repay Captain Falcon for His ultimate sacrifice.
The best that we can do is to show Him our moves in return.
May our Lord and Savior Captain Falcon be with you all. Forever and ever. Amen.
Ren Gaulen is banned because while he may BELIEVE it's evil that he's cleaving and smiting.
It's actually baby kittens.
Slowtini is banned for thinking that I can mistake baby kittens for Evil. The Empress guides my hand, goddamnit!! And for presuming that I would ever harm a baby kitten Slowtini receives a Master Punch!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/MasterPunchsmall.png)
(Don't worry, he only punched you with a blunt side of his fist.)
Ren is banned for implying that Undefeated of the East has a blunt side to his fist.
VSMIT is banned with a road roller
Deebs' is banned because she/he does not know how to ban with a road roller. THIS is how you ban with a road roller!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bti1b77_Hjc&feature=related)
ZA WARUDO! RODDA ROLLA DA!!!
Ren is banned because he didnt do the full incantation either
Deebs' servant is banned in the hopes of making Lady Winter smile for once.
Meany is banned because Lady Winter was happy before Jack Frost left her
(anybody else read Fables?)
Deebs' servant is banned because the Lady Winter to which I refer is the bringer of Death. Indiferent to all things.
Meany is banned because Lady Winter can't bring Death. He comes on his own.
VSMIT is banned because death didnt get his coins
Deebs' servant is banned for not knowing that Lady Spring brings new life into the world, that Lady Summer tempers that life to perfection, that Lady Autumn weakens that life, and that Lady Winter ends it, so that Lady Spring may bring new life.
Meany is banned for having only ladies no lords
DS is banned because the Lord of Night and the Lord of Day do exist. They ultimately control all that happens on their small, green rock.
VSMIT is banned as a test run while my systems reboot
E got banned because of some clerical error.
Darkdragon is banned because it the error that banned me was corrected and they were the true target
E is banned for flagrant grammar abuse.
Darkdragon is banned for abusing English.
Valynth is banned because Darkdragon is not guilty.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not shouting "OBJECTION!" first.
OBJECTION! Cog is clearly banned!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/HoldIt.gif)
Cog was banned wrongfully! Ryudo is banned for exceeding his commission.
Ren is banned by the thinking machines
Deebs' Servant is banned for creating another Butlerian Jihad.
Cog is banned because I use sandworms as a bait to catch space whales.
Ren is banned for illegal space-whaling.
Ryudo Lee is banned for being an intergalactic tree-hugger.
Cog is banned because to hug an intergalactic tree one would need the Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann. And this thing is outlawed by the Anti-Spiral Coalition.
That may be so, but I'm banning Ren Gaulen and taking away his metal boxes.
Cog is banned for taking boxes that aren't llearch
Deebs' is banned because no-one would risk to take the box that is llearch. He has a flamethrower and a melta gun.. :<
Ren Gaulen is banned for forgetting the monkeys.
llearch is banned by monkeys...WITH TOOLS
DS is banned for not listing the tools the monkeys have.
Ryudo is banned because I'm out of mocha
Deebs' is banned because I need more energy!
Ren is banned by steam power
Deebs' is banned because power overwhelming! Too much high power, man!!
Ren Gaulen is banned by his evil more powerful than himself twin from another dimension, who is on fire.
Aiyno is banned because the fire is put out with ice
DS is banned because the ice is then destroyed by lightning.
Ryudo is banned because the lightning is repelled by magnets
Deebs' is banned by monopoles.
Ren is banned by tripoles
DS is banned in accordance with the prophecy.
Ryudo is banned for being a Bene Gesserit Witch
Deebs' is banned because Bene Gesserit rawks, and for being obsessed with "Dune".
Ren Gaulen is banned for debasing the memory of Dune, in accordance with the prophecy.
llearch is banned by the robot Erasmus
Deebs' is banned by the megadeus Big O. Big O, it's SHOWTIME!!
Ren is banned by the Fremen
Deebs' is banned by Freeman. Gordon Freeman.
Ren is banned by Dr. Kleiner for screwing up the universe at black mesa.
Slowtini is banned by headcrabs
Headcrabs are banned by a crowbar. Deebs' is banned by a Large Hadron Collider.
Ren is banned by a rocket launcher.
Ryudo lee is banned by the Banhammer Swep from Garrysmod.
Slowtini is banned by overcharged gravity gun.
Ryudo is banned because that gun doesn't work outside of the citadel.
Slowtini is banned because EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SURF! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/EVENINDEATHISTILLSURF.gif)
Ren Gaulen is banned by Gordon Frohman.
llearch is banned by explosive barrels. Meanwhile, Gordon Frohman is banned by a shovel.
Ren is banned for using my shovel without asking permission.
Slowtini is banned because I was using my own shovel.
Ren is banned for lying, the shovel you used had MY family crest on it.
Gee, you're right... :. Aaaaaaaaaawkward...
Slowtini is banned with a pair of bayonets garden scissors. Yeah, garden scissors... :paranoid
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/SpeakWithDead.png)
Ren is banned for being prejudiced against evil.
Slowtini is banned because I along with paladin Alexander Anderson do not approve of good will towards Evil.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/AndersonDisapproves.png)
Ren is banned due to my following counterpoint: There is no true "Good", just evil, to YOUR side, the other guy is evil, and to THEIR side, You are the evil one.
Go smite yourself.
Slowtini is banned for having a banfest without me.
(I've had first post of the page for four of the last six pages >:3 >:3)
Deebs is banned for provoking me into starting a banfest involving you.
LET THE BANNINATION BEGIN! :mwaha
Slowtini is banned by banana nation
Deebs is banned by the Avengers.
Slowtini is banned because the avengers attack each other over the forced registration act in Marvels' 'Civil War'
Deebs is banned because the Civil War ended a long time ago.
Slowtini is banned by mecha-clone Thor
DS is banned for angering the mechanical Norse Gods.
VSMIT is banned because deebs doesn't need YOU to inform him that the norse gods are mighty-pissed, they can tell them on their own D:<
Slowtini is banned by the mecha-clone Reeds made of him.
Deebs is banned BY the mecha-clone Reeds made of me.
*high fives my mecha-clone*
Slowtini is banned for capitalizing BY
Deebs is banned for doing the same damn thing.
Slowtini is banned by 'farming equipment'
Deebs is banned because ceiling cat saw you masturbate, and from what I've heard, was quite unimpressed in your performance.
Slowtini get a 'press the red button, sun goes down' ban
DS is banned for pressing the big red button. And locking everyone out of the system in the process.
VSMIT is banned by cookie monster
DS is banned for having a name abbreviation that looks like a portable hand held console.
Valynth is banned because a conspiracy is keeping me form banning more people each day and he's part of it.
E is banned for revealing the conspiracy and subsequent secret organization (all conspiracies need one or three).
Valynth is banned because i have been kept out of the conspiracy that revolves around keeping my post form appearing on this forum.
E_voyager is banned because Machine Gods are angry with him for some reason.
Ren is banned for being a sword. D:<
Slowtini is banned for pointing out Ren's physical inadequacies.
Ryudo Lee is banned for being an enabler for Ren's inadequacies.
Cog and Ryudo are banned because I am a sword only metaphorically, and there is nothing physically inadequate about me. Also, I am the Sword That Cleaves Darkness, not just some sword!! >:[
Ren is banned for being in denial. Acceptance is the first step!
Ryudo Lee is banned attempting to change a sword through therapy. This is clearly a job for fire. >:3
Cog is banned because I am totally going to set someone on fire, and it is not his fault that he got in my sights first. FEUER.
Ren Gaulen is banned, even though he has moved to step 2, Anger....
llearch is banned for misinterpreting my emotions. I am perfectly calm. One could even say that I am currently in a state of transcendent tranquillity. FEUER.
Ren is banned because he's still in denial.
Ryudo is banned because I'm not in de nile. I'm in the friggin' Volga!!
Ryudo is banned for insisting that Ren is in denial. He's nowhere near Egypt.
Ren is banned for stealing my bans. :<
Cog is banned because I'm in this thread, stealing your bans. :3
Ren is banned with too many lolcat images to post here.
Ryudo is banned because all of the lolcats have been vanquished by the Endcat. "Endcat: He will end you and all you love." (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ENDCAT1.jpg)
Ren Gaulen is banned for not typing "end" correctly.
llearch n'n'daCorna for having such a long and difficult name to type.
e_voyager is banned because it amuses us.
Ryudo is banned for being easily amused.
Ryudo Lee is banned because We are not amused.
Ren Gaulen is banned for taking the words out of my processor
e_voyager is banned for not having a faster processor.
Ryudo is banned because I seem to be facing off against a particularly manoeuvrable and fast red-coloured Zaku, and inability to properly hit it with any of my weapons causes me much frustration, which I need to vent. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/ThisgoddamnedZaku.jpg)
Ren is banned and placed in Egypt as punishment for not blowing up the Zaku.
Cog is banned because I have just received a message that "it was no Zaku, my friend, no Zaku".
Ren is banned for cleaving my sister. SHE WASN'T EVIL, IT WAS HER TIME OF THE MONTH! :cry
Slowtini is banned because... what? :erk I don't remember cleaving your sister. :sweatdrop
Ren is banned for not remembering who he cleaved.
Valynth is banned because I don't need to remember whom I cleaved!! The Empress directs me, and She can make no mistake! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Paladins.jpg)
Ren is banned because the empress looks like a man.
Slowtini is banned because that was just a generic anime'ish paladin. The Empress, however, finds your lack of faith disturbing. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/TheImmortalEmpress2.png) VENERATE THE IMMORTAL EMPRESS!
Ren is banned for providing no physical evidence of the existence of this so called "Empress"
Slowtini is banned for questioning the very existence of the Empress. To question is to doubt; to doubt is to betray. To betray is to be Cleaved and Smote!! BAN-KAI! (I haven't used in eternity...)
Ren is banned for having such horrible aim. That was a lamp-post you doof.
Slowtini is banned for using the word "doof".
Ryudo is banned because... Gendo.. has arrived!... (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/TimetoImpact.png)
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/TimetoImpact.png)
Fear.
Ren gaulen is banned by a hammer.
Slowtini is banned by a table saw.
VSMIT is banned because I might be joining the Reserve.
Deebs is banned for creating a time paradox.
Slowtini is banned because he didn't explain what the paradox was.
VSMIT is banned because paradoxes are IMPOSSIBLE to explain without ending up in an infinite logic loop.
Slowtini is banned because logic is for the weak.
Valynth is banned for having a name that reminds me of Val-Pak.
Slowtini is banned for puchasing a Val-Pak.
VSMIT is banned for hating capitalism
Deebs is banned for
Slowtini is banned for the Communist Party.
VSMIT and his Party have been absorbed, striped of all useful components, and then banned for the Nazi party.
learn yer history ya damned kids
Valnyth is banned by Alaska
DS is banned by D.C.
Valynth is banned by mochas
Deebs' is banned for ninja'ing me!!
Ren is banned for not counter-ninja'ing.
Valynth is banned because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Ryudo Lee is banned for being in the wrong place at the right time. Mak-ing all the...diff-erence, in the world...
Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes!
Cogidubnus is banned for being just such an all-around nice guy.
llearch is banned, for in his innocence, he has never seen my wrath.
"No, good sir. For thy annoyance of me, ye shall wait without Air Conditioning, in ninety degree weather, until next Tuesday."
Cog is banned for ninja'ing me. :mowninja
Ryudo Lee is banned, and shall wait without air conditioning until next Tuesday.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not being polite enough to let me refute Cogidubnus' threat...
Cogidubnus is banned for thinking I don't have at least three aircon units, and hence am perfectly able to wait until whenever the case may be.
llearch is banned without warning.
Surprise ban, Ryudo! >:D
Ren Gaulen is banned, for as long as the east burns red.
Cogidubnus is banned, for the North is snowing white!
Ren is banned for being colorblind.
Ryudo Lee is banned for an incorrect diagnosis. Ren is, rather, snowblind.
Cogidubnus is banned because I have unearthed the... BANNINGCOPTER.
Cog is banned for correcting me.
Ren is banned for ninja'ing me.
Ryudo is banned because it was not me who ninja'ed him. It was the BANNINGCOPTER.
Ren Gaulen is banned, and we're taking away his metal boxes BANNINGCOPTER also.
Cog is banned for attempting to take away my metal boxes Rhino APCs. And I have acquired a Standard Template Construct to build BANNINGCOPTERS, so all your efforts are meaningless.
Ren is banned for making peoples effort meaningless
Deeds' is banned because this ban of mine glows with an awesome power! Its loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this! My ban, my anger, and MORE OF MY ANGER!!! DIVINE BURNING BAAAAAAAN!!!
Ren is banned because his hand is on fire
Deebs is banned because he clearly forgot that, as Ren has green hair, the rules don't apply to him.
Cog is banned because this hand of mine is Burning South!!..
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/ThishandofmineisBurningSouth.png)
This weird thing is going to grasp victory! Burning South Headbutt!!!
..Seriously, why the hell is there an old guy's head attached to the back of my hand?!.. Who did it? SCIENCE?!! :0
Ren is banned because it wasn't science. It was scientology.
Ren is banned by science
Ryudo is banned by xenu
Deebs' is banned for allying himself with treacherous xenos. The Empress does not approve.
Ren is banned by his precious empress
I face my ban with no regrets, for it is better to be banned for the Empress than to live for yourself. BUT EVEN IN BAN I STILL SERVE! BANCASTER!!!
Deebs' is banned along with me.
Ren is banned for bringing me down with him
Deebs' is banned by a squadron of NOD Ban-Shees.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Ban-Shee.png)
Ren is banned by a tiberium field
Deebs' is banned because... aaaaaaaw, sh!t, I dropped a matchAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!! I'M BURNINATING!!!!!! D:
*Ren was banned in a random explosion of a blue tiberium field; meanwhile, Deebs' was banned by a stray Hunter-Seeker*
Ren is banned for confusing banning with death.
Valynth is banned because no matter how many times I die, the Empress always brings be back. There will be no death for me, for my service to Her is eternal. Even in death I still serve (a bit like captain Joshua Oswald here (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/EvenindeathIstillserves.png)).
Ren Gaulen is banned because eternal existence is pretty horrible after the fist trillion years
E_voyager is banned because I've got nerves of steel.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/BallsofSteellesser.png)
Ren Gaulen also has a ban. ;-]
llearch is banned for being a professional cynic.
VSMIT is banned by Viggo Mortensen
DS is banned by Elijah Wood for sounding too much like a game system.
Black Angel is banned for using and modifying my ban.
Valynth is banned by Go-Gaia (crazy kids nowadays... :U :B :B)
Deeds' is banned because I've got bans of steel! (thanks to llearch...)
Ren is banned because mine are made of a higher quality steel.
Valynth is banned with a hammer
Deebs' is banned for attempting to violate Rule IX, Section A.
Darkdragon is also banned with a hammer
Deebs' is banned with a war hammer. And a war nail.
Ren is banned with a maul
Deebs' is banned with a Darth Maul. :3
Ren is banned by the Schwartz
Schwartz?.. Deebs'...
...your ban shall be legendary.
Ren, your ban will not be legendary.
Ryudo... Your bannination is at hand...
LISTEN TO MY SONG!
I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain, evil stopper
I get to wear big black helmets
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER
I am likely to find
For my failure to fly
That I will be banned
For not banning you
Cause that is my job
BANNINGCOPTER!
You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!
Ren is banned because while he was busy singing like a fool, I got away. :3
CURSES! Foiled again! Ryudo is banned for foiling my plans. I will return!
Ren is banned for being foiled
Deebs' is banned with tinfoil.
Cog is banned with plastic wrap
Deebs' is banned by the Word of Power: Ban.
Ren Gaulen is banned by this piece of paper, which reads "I remembered Explosive Runes today."
llearch is banned by power rangers
Deebs' is banned by Kamen Rider. RIDER KICK!
Ren is banned by a zombie-zilla
Deebs' is banned by... the Incredible Commander Ikari! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/TheIncredibleCommanderIkari2.png)
Zombie-Zilla is banned by "Undeath to death".
Ren is banned by a comet
Deebs' is banned because I have hijacked the Ialdabaoth "Shura Machine God" class mech, and now I can destroy the comet with my (mech's) bare hands!
School of the Undefeated of the North!
Fist of the Machine God!
GOHA KISHIN KEN!
*rapidly punches the comet, utterly disintegrating it*
You are... already banned!
Ren is banned by the sun
DS is banned by a black hole.
Ryudo Lee is banned by the Black Hole Sun.
llearch is banned for reasons as of yet unknown.
Ryudo is banned for reasons that were once known but now lost
Deebs' is banned because when Ialdabaoth contacted with the surface of the Sun, wild, uncontrollable and unfathomable energies of the star resonated with the Heart Core of the Machine God, transforming it into its Apotheosized form.
Body of Metal, Heart of Crystal!
Creation of Earth and Heavens!
The one who is equal to Gods!
Machine Apotheosis! Metal Messiah!
Perfect Ialdabaoth!!!
SHINHA MOGEKI REPPA!!!
BECOME BANNED!!!
Ren is banned by Dagoth Ur
Dagoth Ur? You mean that pretentious upstart? That wannabe god? That stoned hippie? Well he's got nothing on me!! >:D
Either way, Ialdabaoth is still on my side and you, Deebs', are banned by a barrage of sweet holy fireballs (no, it is not the name of the attack :sweatdrop).
Ren Gaulen is banned by Funker Vogt.
llearch is banned by Almalexia, lady of light.
Cog is banned by the Nerevarine.
Ryudo is banned by a random Argonian
Deebs' is banned because random Argonians don't have bans. They are very poor and have to scavenge for food in the slums of the Vivec Megacity.
Ren Gaulen is banned for refusing to give alms to the Argonian Mission in Ebonheart. How heartless!
Cog is banned by a heartless (kingdom hearts)
DS is banned by Sephiroth.
Ryudo is banned by Kid.
Slowtini is banned upside his head.
Ryudo is banned so hard that he breaks the barrier between this dimension and the next one.
Ren Gaulen, you are under banning by the Dimensional Barrier Protection Squad. You have the right to remain silent, I can only pray for your sake that your parallel-universe alter egos do the same...
Sorry, too late. Black_angel is banned by a bunch of Swords That Cleave Stuff.
Ren is banned, for unbeknownst to him, I am the Ultimate Meat-Shield!
(running joke among my RL roleplaying buddies, don't ask...)
Black_angel is banned for being the butt of an inside joke.
Black_angel is banned because I am... THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!! :B
Ryudo is banned and cleaved for ninja'ing me.
Ren Gaulen is banned by bad javascript.
llearch is banned by good javascript! :3
Ren is banned by an unoptimized C++ program.
VSMIT is banned by Optimus Prime.
Ren is banned by the Thundercats
DS is banned by the power of Grayskull.
Black angel is banned for being... >->;
Slowtini is banned for double-posting, and killing the thread for several hours.
Slowtini is banned for not having a license to kill threads.
Valynth is banned for being more then meets the eye
E_voyager is banned... er.. for being a robot in disguise, and waging his battle to defeat the evil forces of the Decepticons, I guess.
Ren is banned for being unsure.
Ryudo is banned because I am sure about one thing:
Something evil's watching over you,
Coming from the sky above
And there's nothing you can do!
Prepare for ban,
There'll be no place to run,
When you're caught within the grip
Of the evil Unicron!
Ren is banned because while he was making his silly monologue, I got away again.
Ryudo is banned because he was caught within the grip of the evil Unicron, where there was no place to run.
Ren is banned because I opened the Matrix and destroyed all but his head.
Ryudo is banned because when he opened the Matrix Neo jumped out of it and showed Ryudo his Kung-Fu moves.
Ren Gaulen is banned by a fork. Because while there is no spoon, there is this fork.
Cog is banned for using an illegal weapon.
Ren is banned becase SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR. D:<
Cog is banned for painting his hair in such an outrageous colour.
Ren Gaulen is banned for just not being hip.
Cogidubnus is banned for being so hip he has difficulty seeing over his pelvis, and so cool you could keep a side of beef in him for a month.
llearch is banned for abusing his metaphors. Again...
Cogidubnus is banned for abusing the players.
llearch is banned for lies and slander. I have nothing but good things in mind for the players.
Very good things... >:3
Both Cog and llearch are banned for ninja'ing me.
Ryudo Lee is banned for attempting a double ban with out a multiple banning special technique .
E_voyager is banned by Tiare's Massive Multi Magic Missile. Not as bad as Stellar Hail, but has homing capabilities! >:3
Ren Gaulen's ban fails because i call in Ran Cossack and he blocks it with the multibody blockade of doom. ( his mutiple off line bodies protecting him while he readies his cossack blaster. if you don't know what i mean look here (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/comics/Cataclysm/EpisodeTwo.html)
Spanky is banned because I can.
llearch is banned because I can too.
Ryudo is banned because not only I can ban, but I can
HOKUTO HYAKURETSUBAN!!!(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/MrKenshiro2.png)
Ren is banned for using images again.
Ryudo is banned because I'm wearing a pink shirt.
Slowtini is banned because he's wearing a pink shirt.
Ren is banned for not wearing a pink shirt.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not stating that Real Men Wear Pink.
llearch is banned for reading too many webcomics.
Slowtini is banned for not reading enough webcomics.
VSMIT is banned because there's no such thing as enough webcomics.
Slowtini is banned because I don't have enough Cheerios to eat while reading all the web comics.
yakanaj is banned because chex taste better.