E_voyager is banned because i i love love double double chex chex i i love love double double chex chex (http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=44)
Edit:
The original game is here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,3983.0.html).
The second thread is here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4284.0.html).
The third thread is here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4596.0.html).
The rules are:
Ban the person who posted before you.
Provide a reason.
Be amusing.
Don't take it personally, it's just a game.
-- llearch
Ren is banned by my Large Area Zorching device.
Slowtini was banned mysteriously.
Darkdragon was banned obviously.
Slowtini was banned publicly.
Darkdragon was banned by ICIA (Imperial Commissariat of Internal Affairs). For the Empress!
Ren Gaulen is banned for putting his faith in the war hammer.
E_Voyager is banned in the name of the Great Galactic Alliance. For the Emperor!
Slowtini receives a BAN OF THE GODS.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/BanoftheGodssmall.png)
Ren is banned by his beloved Goddess... D: BETRAYAL!
Slowtini is banned for implying that the Goddess can betray. HERESY!
Ren is banned for violating his geas.
Darkdragon is banned because when you talk about geas, you talk about this guy (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Lelouchisgonnaownyou.png). And this guy is the enemy of the state.
Ren is banned for being TOTALLY pussy whipped.
Do you REALLY have to refer to your girlfriend as your "Beloved Empress"?
Slowtini is banned because he is very confused. The immortal Empress (Venerate Her name!) is Mab, and she is obviously not my girlfriend. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/TheImmortalEmpress2.png) My girlfriend is Tiare, who has recently been apotheosized. ..And she has complete control over me due to the soul link!!.. :crying
Ren is banned for mistaking "geas" (a vow or an oath usually of divine consequence) and "Geass" (à la Code Geass)
Darkdragon is banned for forgetting to turn the lights on.
Slowtini is banned for not know that the dark out last the light.
e_voyager is banned by a horde of Grammar Nazis.
Slowtini is banned for invoking Godwin's Law.
Darkdragon is banned because this isn't Usenet, Godwin's law does not apply here.
Slowtini is banned because it is indeed not the Usenet. This! Is!! Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ToTheDeath.png) (place your bets)
Ren is banned due to some elaborate conspiracy which involves a live goat, a half-eaten box of pizza, a 2.5 million dollar painting, some obscure Russian mathematician, NASA and some cookies.
Darkdragon is banned because the goat was undead, the pizza was stale, the picture turned out to be a fake, the obscure Russian mathematician was too obscure, NASA had nothing to do with all of it, and the cookies were really biscuits. And they were limp. Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!! eep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!! D:<
Ren and his rolling are banned by a wall
also by "eep rollin"
Deebs' servant is banned for not bringing Dweebs more gum.
E_voyager is banned because dweebs do not need gum
Deebs' servant is banned for not thinking about the poor little gum bunny's feelings. (who said she needed it after all?)
e_voyager is banned because he still hasn't caught his typo
Deebs' servant is banned for assuming that more in more gum is a typo and not a Billy Madison memory.
e_voyager is banned because I was referring to "Dweebs" instead of Deebs
Deebs' servant is banned in retaliation for my own shortcomings. ( hey the game says give a reason it doesn't say the reason has to be fair or even makes sense)
E Voyager is banned because I am le tired.
Cogidubnus is banned because of the lack of street lamps.
Darkdragon is banned by Dilandau's Dragonslayers.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Holy Swordsman Orlandu, Thundergod Cid!
Cogidibinus is banned under consent of the king.
Slowtini is banned, and that Cogidibinus guy must sure have some bad luck.
Cogidubnus is banned for referring to himself in the third person and misspelling his own name.
VSMIT is banned cause Cog was pointing out a typo
Deebs' Servant is banned, even in the face of such a display of keenness.
Cogidubnus is banned with a nuclear device. Gentlemen! The time is running out!
Ren is banned by gentlemen
Deebs' is banned by time. Because.. TOKI WO TOMARE. (Time is frozen)
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/TokiWoTomare.png)
How can you hope to escape THIS, Deebs'?
Ren Gaulen is banned, and Sotha Sil the Clockwork King is not amused by your shenanigans.
Cogidubnus is banned for beating me to the punch on temporal reference puns
E-Voyager is banned. Tempus Frangit.
Cogidubnus s banned because the clock king (Tempus Frangit form batman) needs a distraction to escape.
E-Voyager is banned because that was Temple Fugate he's thinking of. Tempus Frangit is another pun altogether. :3
Cog is banned by.. Star Platinum!!
Toki wo tomare.. (Time is frozen)
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORAA!!!
Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu. (..And time flows again.)
Ren is banned for using annoying text formatting.
Slowtini is banned because the time has run out.
:explosion
Gentlemen! It was a nuclear device!
Ren Gaulen is banned by the power of atom ant who fights to protect the world form nuclear devices
e_voyager is banned when Atom Ant goes postal
Deebs is banned with excessive force.
Slowtini is banned by the power of a million bad fanfics
Aiyno is banned by the power of bad translation.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/ThepowerofTHEPOWER.png)
Ren is banned by the power of mocha :B
Deebs' is banned by the power of...
King of Hearts!!School of the Undefeated of the East! Ultimate technique!
SEKIHA TENKYOUKEN!!!
Ren is banned by Kingdom Hearts
Deebs' is banned by the King of Clubs of the School of the Undefeated of the North.
Ren Gaulen can consider himself banned for great justice.
It is done.
Omega is banned by Alpha.
PIME TARADOX! D:
Slowtini is banned by Big Boss for creating a "PIME TARADOX! D:" (whatever it is).
Ren Gaulen is banned because I have pictures of the StarRunner as a baby!
Anyone want to see?
yakanaj is banned for not posting them already. ;-]
llearch is banned for hosting IF (which is not necessarily a bad thing). And for using the robo-wink smiley.
VSMIT is banned for not using the robo-wink smiley.
Ren is banned for a lame ban.
JUSTICE!!
Ren is banned because I didn't ask for JUSTICE! I asked for JUST ICE! God, can't you people get anything right?
I never said that I was going to bring you ice, Slowtini. I only brought you a ban. And it's full of JUSTICE!!..
Ren Gaulen is banned. Reason brought to you by Mia Fey.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2598619 (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2598619)
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2598637 (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2598637)
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2598665
gh0st is banned for not actually having a ban in his post, but in a link
Deebs' servant is banned for the reason stated here. (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2598759)
Darkdragon is banned foe calling on the judge
BANNED! (http://www.geocities.jp/gyakugene/Obj_God.swf?InputStr=Spanky+is+banned+for+not+using++Phoenix+Wright%21)
VSMIT is banned for having insufficient bandwidth to pull off his ban.
Voyager is banned because I have plenty of BANNEDWIDTH TO MAKE UP FOR VSMITS LACK OF BANDWIDTH! D<
Slowtini is banned in self defense so that i may achieve the title mega man!
e is banned because because
Deebs' servant is banned for stuttering.
E_voyager is banned so I can achieve the title of the King of Clubs of the School of the Undefeated of the North.
Ren is banned because he failed in that endeavor.
Ryudo Lee is banned for implying an Undeafeated of Any Direction can fail.
Cog is banned because Ren's not yet an Undefeated of Any Direction, therefore he fails. :youfail
Ryudo Lee is banned, for I am the Undefeated of the Southwest. Face the wrath of my habernero salsa.
Cog is banned because... that sounds kinda yummy actually.
Ryudo Lee is banned for his foolishness. This is the sort of sause that glows in dark rooms, is spelled with an 's' rather than a 'c', and can make an entire pot of chili painfully spicy with just a drop. The sort of chili that people bribe each other to take to stave off the infectious boredom of desert sands.
Cogidubnus is banned for marketing items of chemical warfare.
llearch is banned so Cog will be able to advertise and distribute items of chemical warfare without interruption. I, however, will stick to the old-school nukage.
:explosion
Ren Gaulen is banned for the sake of the light/wily labs having a monopoly on fusion core power systems
e is banned by (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/2e8bc4ad.gif)
Deeb's servant is banned by the epilepsy association.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for being too much
e is banned by a monster (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/8d1c8c6c.gif)
Deebs' is banned by..
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORA ORA
ORA ORAAA!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/OVERKILL61.gif)
Ren gaulen is banned by the flood bot.
Aiyno is banned because the flood bot has sunk.
Ren is banned for not dredging up the flood bot.
Ryudo is banned because I was the one who sank it in the first place. Why would I ever dredge it up?
Ren Gaulen is banned to buy more time
E_voyager is banned by a bancaster shell number 13.
Ren is banned because god hand keeps my pimp hand strong.
Slowtini is banned because pimp hands are only good for one thing. >:3
Aiyno is banned because this hand of mine is burning!! Somebody, put it out!! D:
Ren is banned for playing with matches again.
Ryudo is banned for not extinguishing the fire when only my hand was burning.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/ImmaBurning.gif)
it bUrns aNd STings
Ren Gaulen is banned for recklessly endangering the forum with his flames.
Stop, drop, and roll, boyo.
llearch is banned because I don't want to extinguish this flames of mine any more. After all, ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Ninjascantcatchyouifyoureonfire.gif)
Ren is banned because some ninjas wear fireproof leotards. (It's true I swear)
Slowtini is banned because I counter his fireproof ninja with a waterproof pirate.
Ren is banned with a pirate
Deebs' is banned because I am a friend of pirates. I am also a friend of ninjas. Therefore I am a person who makes the peaceful coexistence of these two groups a reality.
Ren is banned by the CYBORG NINJA FROM METAL GEAR SOLID! :U
Slowtini is banned so that i may defeat the so named cyborg ninja
e_voyager is banned because EVIL!!!!!!
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/8185/voyageviljj0.jpg)
Slowtini is banned cause I just freaked out a bunch of 4channers :mwaha
Deebs' servant is banned for not refuting that i'm evil. i am chaotic neutral.
e_voyager is banned for not banning DS about using 4chan.
VSMIT is banned for not refuting that E is Evil. Wait.. Maybe E_voyager means... Evil_voyager?..
I...
must...
CLEAVE!
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for calling me evil like the others. i am chaos bound by neutrality. ( and cleaving my chest open would result in a nuclear blast :explosion from a fusion core rupture overload. i am an atomic device) :cvsoul
E_voyager is banned for being a nuclear device. Gentlemen! The time is running out! (Damn that "Red Alert 2"...)
Ren is banned just in the nick of time.
I'm sorry, Ryudo, but you are... already banned. HOKUTO HYAKURETSUBAN!
Ren is banned by Seras (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/ec6a0389.jpg)
Deebs' is banned by paladin Alexander Anderson for bringing vampires into this thread.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/SpeakWithDead.png)
Ren is banned by Alucard (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/de3fdd80.gif) because the father gave up his humanity
Alucard is banned by the Major. That fat guy just jumped on Alucard and crushed him with his weight. Meanwhile Deebs' is banned by warrant officer Schrödinger - because being banned by him is most humiliating.
Ren Gaulen is banned for possibly killing the cat. Or possibly not. We're not sure yet.
llearch is banned by beffcake (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/3b2029fb.gif)
llearch is banned until he is sure if I killed the cat or not.
Deebs' is banned because now I'll have to set myself on fire again. (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4284.msg194099.html#msg194099)
Ren is banned by Yukari-sensei (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/55de1880.jpg)
Deebs' is banned because Gihren Zabi does not approve of such attitude. Yukari will bring disgrace to the Principality of Zeon!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/GihrenZabidoesnotapprove.png)
Heil Zeon!
Ren is banned for bringing disgrace to... whatever it was he said.
Ryudo is banned by hitler's reanimated corpse.
Ren, you REEK of necromancy.
Slowtini is banned for thinking that I practice necromancy.
Ren Gaulen is banned for denying the truth.
llearch is banned because I have searched my feelings and knew it to be lies.
Ren Gaulen is banned for searching my feelings instead of his.
llearch is banned because I have found some change and a TV remote there, too.
Ren is banned for confusing the feelings of a box with a couch.
Valynth is banned for the Q-box defies logic proportion
E is banned because though llearch is powerful, he has never appeared on Startrek.
Valynth is banned for jumping to conclusions. a Q-box is a quantum box and is closer to a power ranger reference then a star trek
E is banned by Picard(vastly superior to Kirk)
Deebs is banned because James Tiberius Kirk is better than Picard.
(http://blogs.pcworld.co.nz/pcworld/dumb-terminal/star%20trek%20posters.jpg)
Slowtini is banned for his lies
Deebs' giraffe is banned for name instability
E is banned because I suck at drawing
Deebs' giraffe is banned because so do i
e is banned cause I'm drawing anyway
Deebs' is banned because I don't suck at drawing, and I am drawing too.
Ren is banned because he weighs more than a duck.
DD is banned by a three legged cat (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/05-27-08_1404-1.jpg)
Deebs' is banned by an invisible platypus.
Ren is banned by a two-legged dog.
Darkdragon is banned for attempting to call a dog with no legs.
VSMIT is banned for his dependence on calculators when confronted with arithmetic problems.
DD is banned because if calculators all went dead, math geeks would rule the world(hooray)
DG is banned because computers are nothing but huge overpowered calculators and without those math geeks don't exist.
Valynth is banned because all the maths he knows was probably known by the 17th century. (This should not be true if you took a second or third year maths course in University)
Darkdragon is banned under consent of the Quing.
Slowtini is banned by all the clanging mice on the Nong Ning Nang. Mostly because you just can't catch them.
llearch is banned for harboring foreign mice.
Ryudo is banned by Chinese ninjas.
Ren is banned by russian pirates
Deebs' is banned because I am a friend of a famous Russian pirate and brigand, Stenьka Razin. So naturally Deebs' is banned by Russian pirates next.
Ren is banned because I'm descended from Croatian mercenaries, pirates, and brigands.
(we dislike the Russians greatly)
While the awesomeness of being a descendant of the Croatian mercenaries, pirates, and brigands makes Valynth hard to ban, I still manage to accomplish it with the help of ninja-nuns. I mean, Bene Gesserit.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Water of Life.
llearch is banned by fremen raiders for stealing the water of life.
Cogidubnus is banned by the Fish Speakers. I don't know why - maybe he took their fish and they didn't have anybody to speak to.. :.
Ren is banned by Zufa Cenva
Deebs is banned for secretly being a COMPUTER VIRUS! D:
Slowtini is banned after I corrupt all his files
Deebs is banned by my antivirus.
Ryudo is banned after I install a second antivirus and they go at it
Deebs' giraffe is banned for corrupting poor Deebs. Poor Poor Deebs.
:ipod
yakanaJ is banned because Deebs is immune
DG is banned by HIV. Where's your immunity now?!
VSMIT is banned for transmitting a deadly virus on the forum.
Valynth is banned because he is not wearing a hazmat suit. There is an Ebola virus on the loose!! :dface
Ren is banned for murdering through a biological weapon.
Valynth is banned for these unfounded accusations. I don't use biological weapons! I prefer a more direct approach..
Ren is banned for getting cleavey... That sounds dirty, but stabby doesn't work there.
Valynth is banned because swords don't cleave Evil - I cleave Evil. >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned for being a source of excessive cleavage.
Slowtini is banned for triggering dirty images in the minds of the mods. there is no such thing as "excessive cleavage"
llearch is banned for having a dirty mind.
Ryudo is banned because he should have cleaned llearch's mind.
..And the correct term is "excessive cleaving".
Ren is banned because I'm not responsible for llearch mistaking what you do in your private time... for cleavage.
Ryudo is banned for not taking the responsibility.
Ren is banned for not being a big enough sword.
Ryudo is banned because he is not a sword at all.
Ren is banned because I'm not just a sword... I'm a swordchucks! :P
Ryudo is banned because I have a friend who is a swordmace (though the swordchucks are more bizarre.. :paranoid).
Ren is banned just to keep this combo going.
Ryudo Lee is banned for wanting to keep this combo going.
:ipod
yakanaj is banned for breaking the combo.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not using a combo.
Yakanaj is banned because Ryudo was in fact doing a combo, but you performed a C-C-C-COMBO.. BREAKER!! and interrupted him.
Ren is banned for saying c-c-c-combo breaker, as well as for breaking numberous international treaties.
Cog is banned because screw the international treaties, I have grey hair!! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned because MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH. D:<
Cogidubnus is banned because MY INTELLECT GIVES ME THE ABILITY TO BAN YOU, REGARDLESS OF YOUR SUPER STRENGTH!
Slowtini is banned for not watch enough internet shows.
BUT MY ROWING GIVES ME THE POWER TO TRANSCEND FATE!! (Row, row, fight the power!) Valynth, you receive a m-m-M-M-MONSTER BAN BAN ban...
Ren Gaulen is banned for making an Unreal Tournament reference without my permission.
Slowtini is banned for ninja'ing me.
Ryudo is banned for not being a ninja.
Slowtini is banned for... I forget. But he's banned anyway. So there.
Ryudo is Tele-Banned. Banning Spree!
Ren Gaulen is OBLITERATED by a redeemer. Then, Ren's soul is banned to the depths of hell.
Slowtini is banned because you can't kill me. I've been rejected by death. MEGA SMASHER.
Ren is banned because we replaced Death last week. And now the new guy is coming for you.
I was talking about death, not Death. But you are right. Nothing can last forever. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in rain. Time to be banned.
...I lied. You are banned, Ryudo..
Ren is banned for lying.
Ryudo is banned because what Ren says is the TRUTH! I remember that battle... Twas' many a soul that reached it's final destination that night.
Slowtini is banned because the reaper was really busy that night.
VSMIT is banned because the Reaper's work is never done.
Ren Gaulen is banned for standing up.
llearch is banned for letting Ren sit on him.
VSMIT is banned for implying that llearch would let anyone sit on him.
Slowtini is banned by a 10-hour power outage
Deebs is banned by my backup generator.
Slowtini is banned by my EMP field.
Valynth is banned by a grounded steel wall.
VSMIT is banned by metal-eating acid
Deebs' giraffe is banned by an elephant.
Aiyno is banned by the characters from Girly
Deebs' is banned by the characters from Manly.
Ren is banned by HappyCo
Deebs' is banned by the Aggressors task force.
Ren is banned by the Avengers
Deeb's giraffe is banned by the avenged.
llearch is banned by the revenged
Deebs' is banned for justice.
Ren is banned for injustice
Deebs' is banned with a fridge.
Ren is banned with a dishwasher
Deebs' is banned by Manley Fuzzball.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/POW.png)
Ren is banned by a F-O-E(orange moyamoya)
O-O-O-ORANGE?!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/O-o-o-orange7small.png)
Deebs' is banned for freaking out Orange sir Jeremiah.
Ren is banned for excessive use of citrus.
Slowtini is banned because I have nothing to do with it. Zero was the one who did it.
Ren is banned by (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/72a4946c.gif)
Deebs' is banned because it's a trap.
:trap
Ren is banned because we're on p.69, haha, 69
also, http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/?action=view¤t=326bf25f.jpg
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Shock1.png)
Deebs' is banned to put an end to the horror. (And don't make me break out Justice..)
Ren is banned by (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/2146c7cb.gif)
Deebs' is banned to celebrate the fact that we've got a new "Ban Game" thread. Hurrah! >:O
..How long will this madness go on?..
Ren is banned for opening the way for another SPARTA! reference.
Valynth is banned for not make a "300" reference when he had a chance.
Ren is banned for reminding me which movie the reference comes from.
Valynth is banned because 255 is still 1 short of 256.
Aiyno is banned because 256 is a power of 2. D<
Slowtini is banned because even numbers aren't any fun.
Valynth is banned because odd numbers make bad company.
Slowtini is banned by imaginary numbers
Deebs' giraffe is banned by Gaussian Integers.
Darkdragon is banned by a Gaussian blur.
Black_angel is banned. If you want to be Gaussian, you have to be normal.
Stygian is banned by Karl Gauss himself!
Darkdragon is banned for the sake of returning to the past now!.
e_voyager is banned for not respecting the past.
Darkdragon is banned for know visiting Lyoko
E is banned for referencing a horrible cartoon.
Valynth is banned because of The Shōshiro Case in Government Warning: Undisclosed due to sensitive intelligence
Darkdragon is banned because I am utterly and completely lost. What are you people banning about?? :0
Ren Gaulen is banned by the average person.
llearch is banned by an above average person.
Slowtini is banned by a superior life form.
Ren Gaulen is banned by himself
Aiyno is banned by someone else.
Ren Gaulen is banned because it all cycles.
E_voyager is banned by the suprise ban.
Meany is banned for not spelling "surprise" correctly.
llearch is banned for taking so long to break up this game and send it to the treasury. Then breaking that up into two parts...
VSMIT is banned because I wear a toaster on my head.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Toasterhead.png)
It is frigging heavy.
Ren gaulen is banned because he replaced his brain with said toaster.
Aiyno is banned because I replaced his brain with tater tots.
VSMIT is banned because I can make poptarts with my helmet.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Pop-Tarts.png)
Poptarts! :З
Ren is banned for not catching my Opus reference.
VSMIT is banned by a flying squirrel.
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/16000/Attack-Squirrel--16425.jpg)
Slowtini is banned by wings that work.
VSMIT is banned for not lowering the flaps.
Slowtini is banned because I fly a gigantic monster,
I'm a captain, evil stopper,
I get to wear big black helmets,
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER!
I fly the beast made of steel,
Thick knives that cut the night,
Gas tank is filled with vengeance,
Machine guns shooting spite.
Can't find the thing that makes this,
Thing take a hard turn right,
I follow where it leads me,
Blind bans on wings of might!
You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!
Ren Gaulen is banned for excessive monologging during a ban (singing your own theme song is bad M-Kay).
E_voyager is banned because I do what I have to do, and I have to do it because I am the best there is at what I do. And what I do is banning, and banning is my expertise. It is my duty. It is my destiny.
Ren is banned for exposing his destiny in public.
Valynth is banned by men in black suits and sunglasses who came around in black, unmarked vehicles.
Ryudo Lee is banned for the banning must continue until moral improves.
E_voyager is banned because the morale of our troops is as high as ever. We shall die fighting! For the Empress!! >:O
Ren Gaulen is banned for being the typical management type who has no idea what the actual morale of the troops is, and instead substitutes his own morale.
And, as ever, he is happily eating cake while the troops subsist on shoe leather, and wondering why they're not as happy to walk 30 miles in full kit as he is to ride same with his kit carried and packed by his batman...
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on June 02, 2008, 12:06:05 PM
Ren Gaulen is banned for being the typical management type who has no idea what the actual morale of the troops is, and instead substitutes his own morale.
And, as ever, he is happily eating cake while the troops subsist on shoe leather, and wondering why they're not as happy to walk 30 miles in full kit as he is to ride same with his kit carried and packed by his batman...
Not that I'm bitter or anything.
llearch is banned because we are the friggin'
Spess Mahreens, not some ordinary troops. And the cake tastes like cardboard. And we've got
metal boxes Rhino transports to cover long distances. And I am not a "typical management type who has no idea what the actual morale of the troops is".
We all live to serve the Empress! D:<
Ren is banned because he's a different kind of typical management type... the type that wanted a report on the morale of the troops, but was too busy eating cake to be bothered to read it.
Ryudo, you are banned because the cake is stale.. and I am going to smite you with it. >:[
Ren is banned for making a lie out of the cake.
Ryudo is banned for heresy. The cake is the truth, for the Empress said so!! D:<
Ren Gaulen is banned for the good of sentient kind and aiyno tajaka, who is me.
Aiyno is banned by order of Axis.
Meany is banned by the order of comrade Stalin.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/StalinSays-NoU.jpg)
Meany is banned on the order of the allies.
Cog is banned without delay.
Ryudo Lee is banned after eleven years, three months, eight days, fifteen hours forty-two minutes and twenty-one point eight seconds of appeals and overturned based on a technicality.
Darkdragon is banned for excessive use of the legal system.
Slowtini is banned for not abusing the legal system. C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it.
Ryudo is banned for jumping on the bandwagon.
Leon is mercilessly banned for ninja'ing me.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not ninja'ing me.
llearch is banned because I'm a knight, not a ninja. I have also realized that I am a spell-smith.
Ren is banned because anyone can spell smith. Look! I just spelled smith. Ooh! I did it again!
Meany is banned because I was talking about spell-blade smithery. Do not mock it.
I am the flesh and bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
I have withstood pain to forge thousands of blades.
And yet, those hands that have braved so much will never hold anything.
And so, as I pray, the Unlimited Blade Works.
Ren is banned for not being able to take being mocked.
Ryudo is banned because I was merely trying to fix Meany's attitude towards the high and noble (not to mention difficult and painful) art of the spell-blade smithery.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I enjoy banning Ren Gaulen.
Slowtini is banned because I also enjoy banning Ren Gaulen. ;-]
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because I finally get to ban him! Yay for the banning!
Ahhh...That was fun.
:ipod
yakanaj is banned because she banned an admin.
VSMIT is banned for the hell of it. *shrug*
Slowtini is banned for the heaven(?) of it.
VSMIT is banned for confusing me so soon after reading the beginning of Paradise Lost.
Black_angel is banned for illegally inhaling oxygen.
Meany is banned for having an avatar that will give me nightmares and watch me while I sleeeeeeeeep. (shudder shudder)
Black_angel is banned because llearch is the only mod to play this game since Bill banned everyone (I think).
VSMIT is banned for invoking the mods lest they descend upon us in a host to ban us all.
E_voyager is banned because there is no need for the mods to descend upon us. All we do here is ban each other anyway.
Ren Gaulen is banned for questioning the motives of all who play this game.
llearch is banned for not having an ulterior motive while playing this game.
Ryudo is banned because I needed the Devil Gundam for only one reason: to wipe out the humanity!! D:< ..Wait, that's not my line.. :sweatdrop Where are my goddamn lines?! :0
Ren is banned for losing his script. I'm not xerox'ing you a new one.
Ryudo Lee is banned for the misuse of apostrophes.
DarkDragon is banned because my IQ/Karma just randomly jumped down 50 pts
Deeb's giraffe is banned for not counting carefully.
llearch is banned for... certain reasons... :shifty
Ryudo is banned for not thwacking LLearch
DG is banned for wanting to have llearch thwacked.
Ryudo is banned for not incorrectly capitalizing lLearches name
DG is banned because llearch's name doesn't have any capital letters in it, except for the C.
Deebs' is banned because I tried capitalising llearch's name before and he disapproved of it.
Yeah.. What Ryudo said.. Ryudo, who is banned for ninja'ing me, by the way.
Ren is banned for not posting faster.
Ryudo is banned for not posting slower
DG is banned because posting fast is where it's at, yo. All the cool kids are doing it.
Ryudo is banned cause cool kids suck :B
DG is banned for being nonconformist.
Ryudo is banned for conforming the the man :B
DG is banned for flagrant "the" repetition.
Black-angel is banned because because
DG is banned for repeating himself.
Ryudo is banned because the mods are having fun with my IQ
(<-- llearch I presume for the more recent)
Deebs' giraffe is banned for being a narc.
Cog is banned because I have a worse ratio than bill, Mr. "Serious Jackass"
Deebs' giraffe is banned because he seems to attach some rationale to the karma tags.
llearch is banned for taking away me -65535 IQ
Deebs' giraffe is banned through llearches hacking skills.
Taj is banned because llearch is just dickin around
DG is banned so that I may have some suffering to laugh at.
Meany is banned, and will subsequently be sent to a forced labor camp sensitivity training.
Ryudo Lee is banned because he doesn't know my ulterior motive.
llearch is banned because I know his ulterior motive. I will not disclose it, though.
Ren is banned for knowing llearch's ulterior motive, but not disclosing it to the rest of humanity, before it's too late.
VSMIT is banned because of my ulterior motive.
llearch is banned for having the most posts on the board.
VSMIT is banned for having the most talkative avvie on the board.
Black_angel is banned by a white demon
DG is banned by a yellow demon with brown spots.
VSMIT is banned by bear-fakts
Deebs' is banned by bear-sharks, the godless amphibian killing machines.
Cog is banned by Street Sharks
Deebs' is banned by Flying Sharks. Followed by Flying Tanks.
Ren gaulen is Banished by a pack of BEARS WITH GUNS!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Tr-e_e-/bears_with_guns-1.jpg)
Slowtini is banned because I know this bear (from "Biomega"). Kozlov L. Grebnev's his name. He is a pretty cool guy - fights with Public Health Service Routine Inspectors and ain't afraid of anything (he's exeptionally good with that rifle, by the way).
Ren Gaulen is banned because he bearly knew who he was talking about.
llearch is banned for a bad pun. And I know who I am talking about quite well.
Ren is banned for not taking his punishment.
Ryudo is banned because I am not going to tolerate this pundemonium.
Ren Gaulen is banned because this is getting punful.
llearch is banned because a ban is a punacea for anything.
Ren Gaulen is banned. No pun intended.
Slowtini is banned because the ban is the pun. No, wait. The pun is the ban.. The pun is the.. bun.. No.. *mumble, mumble* Damn, I'm confused now.. :sweatdrop
Ren is banned for a lack of mental fortitude.
Ren, I think rolling a sanity check would be a good idea.
Slowtini is banned because SANITY IS FOR THE -AUGH, I need a successful sanity check more than ever now!! *whispers* Chaos.. Chaos is taking over my mind.. Must.. stay.. strong... For.. the.... Empress..... *keels over*
Slowtini is banned because he rolled a 1 rather than a sanity check.
Ren is banned. You just ninja'd the post of a pirate... Not a wise decision, my friend... :evil
Ren?... There is no more Ren... He critically failed his sanity check, and his mind, along with his body, of course, was taken over. By whom, you ask? Oh, the answer to that is very simple, my dearest friend: It. Is. A.. Secret. >:3 And now, Black_angel, I will ban you. Without any mercy, enjoyment or hesitation. In fact, you are.. already banned.
SHINHA KISHIN GOGEKI BAN!
Not-Ren-Anymore is banned for borrowing Ren's body without permission.
You better leave it in good condition for when he gets back! D:<
Slowtini is banned for caring about the well-being of Ren's body so much all of a sudden. But there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to worry about this body of his - I will be very careful with it. I need it for myself, after all. >:3
Not-Ren-Anymore is banned because of COURSE I care about the well being of Ren's body, It's the most fun to ban! >:3
Slowtini is banned for finding it it to be fun to ban a body. But what about a person, I wonder?
Not-Ren-Anymore is banned because banning people is also quite fun. :mwaha
Slowtini is banned for fun.
VSMIT is banned because the universe is a cold place even if the stars are hot.
E_voyager is banned to celebrate the fact that I have managed to vanquish the evil spirit that has taken over my body earlier. Ren is back, and bans are going to roll!! >:D
Ren is banned 'because the cats alive are turning to stone, and they decide the fate darkness or light in the city built before the first gods.'
E_voyager is banned for confusing me again. If I fail another sanity check, E, I swear I'll.. do something. Something horrible. >:[
Ren is banned for not failing his sanity check. Now I'm curious.
Cogidubnus is banned for wanting me to fail my sanity check and go on a rampage. I have just learned that I wiped out some village during my last Chaos-induced trip.
Ren is banned because Yay! Ren's Back! :D :boogie
Slowtini is banned.
Rennab si initwols esuaceb fo live seeb. :<
Aiyno is banned for invoking the evil bees. Meanwhile, the evil bees are cleaved and smote. Each one separately. JUSTICE!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for not having a license to cleave.
Slowtini is banned for not having a license to do evil experiments on slowpokes and dratinis.
VSMIT is banned for standing in the way of science.
Valynth is banned because I have nothing against science. I just have something against crimes against nature and God.
VSMIT is banned for forgeting what science is.
Valynth is banned for remembering forbidden science
Deebs' giraffe is banned in order to restore science to power
e is banned to get more power
Deebs' giraffe is banned because power corrupts, and absolute power is kinda neat.
No, hang on. Power corrupts, and we need more power!
.. No, let's try again. Power corrupts, and atomic power corrupts atomically.
llearch is banned because
You've got the touch
You've got the power
When all hell's breaking loose,
you'll be riding the eye of the storm
You've got the heart
You've got the motion
You know when things get too tough
You've got the touch
Slowtini is banned for singing my song!! Now I must sing it too! >:]
It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standing your ground
And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're taking it all
You got the touch!
You got the power!
When all hell's breaking loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm
Ren is banned by roman incendiary war pigs.
Deebs' is banned be prince Vladimir's amphibious boats. Constantinople was conquered with their help, so Deebs' stands no chance.
Ren is banned by cannon-laden elephants
Deebs' is banned by his own elephants, when they stampede over him running away from thousands of rabid mice.
Ren is banned by the plague
Deebs' is banned by the FoxDie virus.
Ren is banned by an undead fox
Deebs' is banned by undead Snake (I mean Liquid Snake, of course).
Ren is banned by bees
Deebs' is covered in bees. And banned by the Big Boss.
Ren is banned by Ocelot
Ocelot is banned by Mantis (http://www.gigaville.com/comic.php?id=244) (warning, bad language on Mantis's side :3). Deebs' is banned along with Ocelot.
Mantis is banned by my foot, along with Ren
bugs are squishy
Deebs' is banned by the Tyranids. In the grim darkness of the far future the bugs squish you! >:[
Ren is banned by the Necrons. Their Tomb Ships fear no flying mouths. >:D
The Necrons are banned by the brave warriors of Adeptus Astartes. Because hot blood and a heart burning with courage will always prevail in the end!! >:D Meanwhile, Cog is banned by the Inquisition.
Ren is banned by the beautiful space marine. May you find beauty in death, treacherous Xeno. *Ren is pelted by the heavy rose-petal bolter*
Cog is banned for breaking out the Pretty Marines. I counter them with the Angry Marines. "Always angry. All the time. >:["
Ren is banned because surely the marines must smile sometimes.
Cog is banned because the Angry Marines do smile. But they smile angrily. >:]
Ren is banned because I did not anticipate this. If I could just find the 100 Baneblades I lost, this might be salvagable.
Cog is banned because he wants to hide inside the METAL BOXES.
Ren is banned, because right now, he's inside a metal box. >:3
Cog is banned for great justice and greater good.
Ren is banned for blood. Blood for the Blood God! D:<
Cog is banned because of WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned by the Land Raider with turn signals on.
llearch is banned by a Land Speeder without any turn signals whatsoever. It seemed to by piloted by an Ork, too.
Ren Gaulen is banned by CONCORD for not using a turn signal. His landspeeder will now be blown up by the combined might of no fewer than 47 1400mm artillery cannons.
Cog is banned for denying the boyz their WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/WAAAAAGH.jpg)
It makes the boyz sad. :[
Ren is banned for not paying the fines on his overdue library books.
Slowtini is banned for breaking the "WarHammer 40K" combo. Also, I don't have any overdue books - I always return them on time.
Ren is banned because I love being a Combo breaker. It's what I do! :D
Slowtini is banned because
the Emperor is dead! He is no longer among us! But on this Golden Throne, inside this broken body, his spirit continues to live on, guiding the Mankind through the darkness and fighting against the powers of Chaos! Adeptus Astartes, the Emperor's finest: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Ren is banned because I revived the emperor.
VSMIT is banned because I undo his revival of the Emperor so that I may tapdance on his grave.
Meany is banned for keeping the neighbours awake.
llearch is banned because I have caught a cold and it is somehow his fault.
Ren Gaulen is banned for, well, implying that something, somewhere, might NOT be my fault.
llearch is banned for bringing suffering and despair to Mankind.
Ren is banned because Mankind had it coming.
Meany is banned because he had it coming.
Ren is banned because he didnt see it coming
DG is banned because the Spanish Inquisition just came here. No-one expected THAT, now did they?
Black_angel is banned because I have expected the Spanish Inquisition - I was the one who called them in the first place.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the soft cushion.
llearch is banned by the hard, spikey fist of Chaos.
Meany is banned by a knife eye attack.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/KnifeEyeAttack.png)
Ren is banned by my charming, and completely non-evil smile.
Meany is banned because his charming and completely non-evil smile does not affect me.
Ren Gaulen is banned for standing in a river in Egypt...
llearch is banned because I'm not in a river in Egypt. I'm inside a metal box. I hide there.
Ren Gaulen is banned for hiding with the monkeys.
llearch is banned because I am hiding in the other box.
Ren is banned for hiding in the box I keep my sadistic scorpions in.
Oh!.. :disbelief They were.. yours?.. I.. I didn't know.. :( I kind of.. ate them.. :confused Scorpions are like land-dwelling prawns, after all.. Meany is banned for making me feel guilty! >:[
P.S. The scorpions were tasty.
Ren is banned as a favor to the Eldar.
Meany is banned for siding with the treacherous xenos.
Ren is banned for not siding with the treacherous xenos.
Meany is banned for the not destroying the treacherous Xenos
E_voyager is banned because thinking machines aren't welcomed by the Emperor either. I don't have any problems with thinking machines, though. But E is still banned.
Ren is banned because the Emporer is a lie.
Meany is banned for heresy! To doubt is to betray!
Ren is banned for the Pope!
VSMIT is banned for Axis and the Four Ladies! >:O
Meany is banned by the Queen of Hearts, the Queen of Clubs, the Queen of Diamonds, and the Black.. er... Not Quite A Lady, and Probably A Female Dog.
llearch is banned for speaking about the Queen of Spades (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Chibi-RionaColour.png) in such manner. Now the Queen of Spades is royally pissed off.
Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking the Black Lady could be annoyed in any other fashion.
llearch is banned because there is a higher level of being pissed off. It is "imperially pissed off".
Ren Gaulen is banned for managing to get the Black Lady imperially pissed off. Good Job!
Darkdragon is banned because that is exactly what I wanted to do.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Justasplanned2.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned for scheming, before his plans can come to fruition.
Cog is banned because it is far too late to stop me.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/SDSI.png)
Gentlemen! It is a nuclear device! The time is running out!
Ren Gaulen is banned for not providing enough voltorbs for everyone. :mwaha
AS is banned because I dissapprove of the useage of voltorbs. Electrodes work so much better.
Meany is banned for smiling too much.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for encouraging general pessimism
Omega is banned for a good cause.
Ryudo is banned for the greater good.
Ren is banned for the greater evil.
Meany is banned with a tea cup.
Ren is banned... and then teabagged.
Ryudo is banned with a cup of rrrrrrRRRAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/HowaboutacupofRAGE.jpg)
Ren is banned by Joyous Tea.
Slowtini is banned by Angry Tea, (one of) the favourite drink(s) of the Angry Marines.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the evil coffee drinkers, while Aiyno Tajaka hates coffee he still abuses his influence!
Taj is banned by cuteness (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/Wolf_god/other%20animated/non%20violent/838c7586.gif) and mocha http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/wolfie5/?action=view¤t=05-27-08_1340.jpg
Deebs' is banned because the animated GIF in his last post was so sweet it made Zero throw up a cyber-elf.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Shock2.png)
"Im'ma fahrin' mah lazor!"
Ren is banned by macha-Chiyo (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/kemonozume/azumanga/1156313870764.gif)
Deebs' is banned by Batman.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/ImthegoddamnBatman.png)
Ren is banned by a different Batman. :batman
Ryudo Lee is banned by (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/kemonozume/azumanga/1156313070916.jpg)
Deebs, I hate to tell you this, but you're banned, and on top of THAT, Adobe called, they're revoking your photoshop license.
Slowtini is banned for blowing the whistle on DG.
Ryudo is banned by the cast of Hokuto no Ken cosplaying as the cast of Azumanga Daoih (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/kemonozume/azumanga/1156312883381.jpg)
Deebs' is banned for blasphemy and madness (I'm referring to that Sisters of Battle picture).
DG is banned because I conveniently turned off my brain's ability to process that picture when I saw it, keeping my mental scars to a minimum.
Ren is banned for ninja'ing me.
RenRyudo is banned by mechasaka (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/kemonozume/azumanga/1156314417965.jpg)
After being previously banned for blasphemy and madness, Deebs' is now naturally banned for Sparta. And for making fun of SDF Macross.
Ren is banned by (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/kemonozume/azumanga/1156313267088.gif) even if his hand isnt burning at the moment
Deebs' is banned because real men don't use fannels (except for mister Aznable and mister Amuro, but they were the pioneers anyway). They fight with melee weapons only. Sometimes even just with their bare hands (well, bare hands of their mechs).
Ren is banned by (http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/kemonozume/azumanga/1156312840072.jpg)
Deebs is banned because I'm getting bored by the constant flood of images.
llearch is banned because images are fun
Deebs' is banned because he's doin it wrong!
AngelSephy is banned because there is no way to do it right.
Ren is banned because in saying there is no way to do it right, he succesfully did it, therefore negating his own statement.
Slowtini is banned by a pime taradox
Deebs is banned for horrible spelling.
Slowtini is banned for correct spelling. Come on! all the cool kids are doing it!
(except for me, I'm not cool)
:ipod
anayakj si ebandn rfo nto benig oen fo eht ocol ikds.
Slowtini is banned by one of the cool adults
Slowtini is banned for failing to create proper anagrams.
Deebs' giraffe is banned because ninja-ing is widely viewed as a non-cool and annoying act.
Darkdragon is banned by pirates
Deebs' giraffe is banned by the ninjas that killed the pirates in their sleep.
shadowterm is banned until i master the split form technique as opposed to using the soul body specie weapon
e_voyager is banned until he learns how to astral-project himself out of his bannination.
VSMIT is banned until he learns the difference between the split form technique, the soul body special weapon and astral-projection
E_voyager is banned because I feel that I have missed some very interesting bannination.
Ren Gaulen is banned so that he doesn't miss out.
llearch receives a ban full of gratitude. :3
Ren recieves a ban full of ungratefulness!
Cogidubnus receives a ban full of RRRAAAAAGE!!!
Ren receives a ban full of apathy. And fines. Lots of fines.
Meany is banned for his apathy. And it is fine. Quite fine.
Ren is banned, and then a party is thrown in celebration of Ren being banned, but Ren is not invited... because he's banned.
Ryudo is banned directly from that party. Nobody know why.. >:3
Ren is then banned from the party in celebration of Ryudo's being banned.
Shadowterm is banned and the party is cancelled. For great justice! >:[
Ren Gaulen is banned for canceling the party. I'm going to have a party over there away from the banned people.
:ipod
yakanaj is banned for it is the east, and Juliet is the sun!
Slowtini is banned because Juliet commits suicide at the end.
shadowterm is banned by falling rocks.
Everyone dies.
llearch is banned because if everybody dies, everybody wins.
Shadowterm is banned by the corpse-eating worms.
Meany is banned by the worm-eating corpses.
Slowtini is banned by bringing Zombies into the fight. That's just low...
P.S - I'm now out of Chocolate milk.
Yakanaj is banned for running out of Chocolate milk.
Ren Gaulen is banned for making Yakanaj run out of chocolate milk.
Aiyno is banned because now I am going to get more Chocolate milk. For great justice (and for Yakanaj)!
Ren Gaulen is banned because since you bought all the chocolate milk, now I ran out of chocolate milk, and am currently experiencing a very chocolate-milkless existence. ._.
Slowtini is banned to drive him deeper into the state of utter despair and misery. This ban is brought to you by an Anti-Spiral Coalition. "Stop your drills. Preserve the heavens."
Ren Gaulen is banned for making me laugh, The Anti-spiral Coalition? Honestly.
Slowtini is banned for laughing at the Anti-Spiral Coalition. A thousand nations of the Anti-Spiral Coalition will descend upon him now. Well, a thousand spaceships of a thousand nations, anyway. Or they can just drop a moon on him. :B
Ren is banned for sitting on the sun's self-destruct button. :B
Meany is banned because I have learned his horrible secret. >:3
..Wait, sun's self-destruct button?! OH, SHI-!!
Ren is banned for not watching what buttons he pushes.
Ryudo is banned by my shiny teeth.
Meany is banned because Adeptus Orthodontus want to take his shiny teeth away.
Ren is banned by police when they find him selling teeth on the black market.
shadowterm is banned for invoking the vagina dentita myth.
llearch is banned by Murphy's law.
Meany is banned by Judge Dredd. Because he is the Law!! D:<
Ren is banned by the Adepta Sororitas
Deebs' is banned by the Adeptus Astartes. For the Empress!! D:<
Ren is banned because space marines are clearly inferior to the sisters of battle.
Deebs' is banned for thinking that a bunch of psychotic wenches can be superior to the Spess Mahreens in any way. Except for the looks, of course. :3
Ren is banned because the witch-hunters join the Adepta Sororitas while the space marines are busy fighting traitors.
Deebs' is banned by the Chaos Marines who blast you all in the back while you're busy fighting each other.
Meany is banned by the God Emporer of Dune
Deebs' is banned because I liked the Adepta Sororitas better when they were called Fish Speakers. (Well, no, not really. :З)
Ren is banned by my ignorance to find out what you're talking about.
Shadowterm is banned because the ignorance might be a bliss, but it does not protect you from things that want to ban you.
Ren is banned because if bliss is ignorance, does that mean only idiots are happy?
Slowtini is banned, for although knowledge is power, ignorance is bliss.
Cog is banned because if power is knowledge, why are our world leaders such idiots? Does this mean they're happy?
Slowtini is banned for asking too many questions.
Ryudo is banned for not asking enough questions.
Slowtini is banned for knowing too much.
Cog is banned for possessing the Forbidden Knowledge.
Ren Gaulen is banned through the use of my forbidden knowledge.
Cog is banned for not sharing the forbidden knowledge.
Slowtini is banned for searching the forbidden knowledge.
Ren is banned by the realization that forbidden knowledge has been referenced too many times.
Shadowterm is banned for his C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Ren is banned for his flamboyant use of capital letters.
Meany is banned, and Abraham Lincoln is going to emancipate his teeth (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/Motivation/Emancipatus.jpg).
Ren is banned for bringing Lincoln into this battle. Not. Cool.
slowtini is banned for thinking lincoln isn't cool.
shadowterm is banned for misreading Slowtini's ban.
VSMIT is banned with an Exterminatus. (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Exterminatus.jpg)
Ren is banned because Nanananananananana (http://www.funnygarbage.com/flog/uploads/katamariBoxes.jpg)
Slowtini is banned by the power of SCIENCE!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/SCIENCE.jpg)
Ren is banned for knowing the code for putting photo links in the form of words when I don't. :B
Meany is banned by a ROYAL RAINBOW! =D
Cogidubnus is banned for ANARKI and cyberpunk.
Ren Gaulen is banned for...steampunk? :U
Cog is banned by thirteen large humanoid robots playing electric guitars in space. "Disk X! Set on!! >:D"
Ren is banned by ninjas with guitars.
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff217/hotplaym84u_2007/Quotes%20--%20Sayings/ninja.jpg)
Meany is banned by a large humanoid robot who uses the Tower Bridge as a guitar! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr6oyFy4oxU)
Ren is banned by the team from Exterminatus now (http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/)
e_voyager is banned without remorse.
Ryudo is banned without mercy.
Ren is banned, and mauled by hamsters.
Meany is banned, and the hamsters are eaten by pikmin.
shadowterm is banned by the darkness. If there is no sun, there are no shadows.
Yakanaj is banned by a grue that lurks in the darkness.
Ren is banned because he rolled a 1. Or a critical FAIL as I like to call it.
I rolled three consecutive natural 20's on my attempt to ban shadowterm.
Ryudo is banned for using loaded dice.
Ren is banned for knowing how to spot loaded dice
Shadowterm is banned for having the Answer to The Great Question for a post count. It makes me jealous.
Black_angel is banned for Envy (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Envy.jpg).
Ren is banned for a shameless cell phone reference, and naming a sin.
Shadowterm is banned because I wasn't referencing any cell phones. If I did, however, it was not intentional.
Ren is now banned for not knowing about a cell phone.
Shadowterm is banned for spelling enV wrong.
VSMIT is banned for spelling.
Slowtini is banned for SCIENCE.
Black_angel is banned for ignorance and stupidity.
shadowterm is banned for SPARTAAAAAA! D:<
Slowtini is banned for not suffering.
Meany is banned for lurking in the darkness
Quote from: darkEthe darkness is ever present even in the light
e_voyager is banned for poking fun at the pink reaper.
Aiyno is banned for using the pink reaper.
VSMIT is banned by my feeling that this will be another long string of references of the same thing
Shadowterm is banned for breaking the pink reaper combo.
Slowtini is banned for being pink.
Meany is banned for not being pink.
Ren is banned for not cleaving and smiting the pink evil. Falling down on the job! >:[
Cog is banned for reasons unrelated to the color pink.
Ryudo is banned for reasons related to colour grey.
Ren is banned by my inability to stop the combo.
Shadowterm is banned by a guzheng.
Cog is banned by a forbidden ritual.
Ryudo is banned by Ordo Hereticus for performing forbidden rituals. JUSTICE!
Ren is banned for Ordo's actions.
Ryudo is banned because Ordo Hereticus, the Witch Hunters, have absolute authority. They purge the Imperium of the tainted and the unclean, and they can do whatever they please. For the Empress!
Ren is banned by the empress for insubordination.
Ryudo is banned for not being #FF6EC7
...<0< Stupid page didn't fully load, shut up D:<
slowtini is banned because pink is 23 red something + white something = 23!!!!11!!
shadowterm is banned because his avatar really does look like a Go board.
Ryudo is banned because anybody with half a brain would recognise that as a glider from the game of life!
Slowtini is banned cuz I realize that, but it still looks like a Go board.
Ryudo is banned and mercilessly pummeled with a Go board.
Meany is banned for something he has not done but may could have been thinking about of doing, probably.
Aiyno is banned because he has been found guilty... of everything.
Ren Gaulen is banned because it is better that ten guilty men go free than one innocent man go to jail.
Black_angel is banned because there is no such thing as innocence. There are only degrees of guilt.
Ren is banned for he is guilty to the one hundred and sixth degree.
Meany is banned to both the 42nd and 23rd degree, which is far worse.
Shadowterm is banned by 451 degrees. Fahrenheit.
Ren is banned by Ray Bradbury.
LionHeart is banned by Iorr of Wendillo and Tylle of Rathalar.
Ren is banned by SEVEN tentacle monsters.
Slowtini is banned as I cut down every single tentacle with the "Unlimited Blade Works" (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/UnlimitedBladeWorks2.png).
Ren is banned because "I am Iron Man!"
Shadowterm is banned because I have a body of steel and fire for blood. Or, maybe, electricity for blood, but fire definitely sounds better.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/Hellocannonfodder.png)
Ren is banned and used as a sacrifice for Fernix if that is the case.
Meany is banned by Nurgle. He is then attacked by hordes of tiny Nurglings.
Ren is banned by a nerd and attacked by hordes of tiny nerdlings
By the power of the Geekskull, I've got the POWER!! And with this power, I utterly and completely ban Shadowterm and banish him from this realm! JUSTICE!
Ren is banned as I dance on the corpse of his beloved Emporer. :B
Meany is banned because the Emperor is dead! He is no longer among us! But on this Golden Throne, and in this broken body His spirit continues to live on, leading the Mankind through darkness and fighting the forces of Chaos! Adeptus Astartes, the Emperor's finest: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned FOR THE HORDE!
llearch is banned. For pie! :B
Meany is banned for pony!!!
Ren is banned because Spoon is a better battlecry.
Slowtini is banned, for Spoon is only a good battlecry.
Cog is banned because the best battlecry ever was in "Worms: Armageddon" and it was called just "Battlecry". It is completely impossible to spell it properly, though. It comes from your very soul and cannot be converted into cold and unfeeling letters.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he rambles on and on and on and on and on and on...
Yakanaj is banned because my rambling numbs the senses of my opponents leaving them wide open for my attack. And I strike without fail and mercy. BAN-KAI!
Ren Gaulen is banned because I'm laughing at his Bleach reference.
You should see my Ban-Kai. It involves little blue squirrels bursting out of nowhere and using their own little Ban-Kai's on my enemy, enabling me time to run away and hide. HAHAHAHA
Yakanaj is banned because My Ban-Kai is ultimate. It involves much, much, tar. And Many assorted feathers.
Slowtini is banned by my inability to tear myself from new webcomics and stories. (seriously, I don't eat or sleep until I read the archive unless I'm forced to. It scares me.)
Shadowterm is violently torn from the webcomics and banned with much power.
Ren is banned because new evidence has arisen. The Emporer was in fact....a Cubi! :B [[Blarghety to the one hundred and forty-second power.]]
Meany will be banned as soon as I finish powering up my light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation system, for at that moment that which is whoop will verily be shooped.
Ren is banned for A CHARGIN' HIS LASER!1!!11 elevantyone
Shadowterm is banned as I discharge my laser at him.
Ren is banned because my power level is OVER 9000!
Shadowterm is banned because Vegeta is not amused with his antics. He will now apply Galic Gun to Shadowterm until he starts to behave.
Ren is banned because Boo turned him into a chocolate bar and ate him.
Shadowterm is banned because even as a chocolate bar I still managed to kick Buu's ass, so he had to turn me back to my normal form.
Ren is banned for commiting trauma to buu's ass.
I commit a ban upon Slowtini's person.
I commit a ban upon Ren's soul.
Meany is banned by this posts page number.
Shadowterm is banned by ninja nuns of Bene Gesserit (I wish I had a picture for that).
Ren is banned by a spice over-dose
Shadowterm is banned by the fires of Summer.
Meany is banned by too much high power, man!! >:D (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/JUSTICE.png) JUSTICE.
Ren is banned due to Lenticular Hilarity.
Slowtini is banned because I hate my computer - why does it do this to me?
Yakanaj is banned for reasons known only to that fork. It's been really tight-lipped about it, but I'm sure we'll get that reason soon enough. :B
Meany is banned because he has the wrong man, the titanium spork did it.
shadowterm is banned because the spork isn't really titanium, it's a gold-titanium alloy.
VSMIT is banned because sporks do not have icing problems, nor a need to retain power to weight ratio.
Shadowterm is banned because someone has stolen the spork and I suspect him.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he is a suspect in a major fraud case.
the case is not a fraud.
Objection! Aiyno is banned for fabricating the evidence!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/More%20Random%20Pictures/OBJECTION.png)
Yare-yare, daze.
Ren Gaulen is banned because his head is a smiley face.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/WEO/Other/XX.jpg)
Aiyno is banned because he is right!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Abettersmileavatar.png)
Ren is banned for agreeing with Aiyno rather then making a case
E_voyager is banned because I have acquired the ability to smite Evil just by continuously smiling at it.
Ren is banned because he is also able to create evil by starring at non-evil things.
Shadowterm is banned because I can shoot poison out of my eyes to destroy Evil. Also, laser beams.
Ren Gaulen is banned because holyshitAndersonisgoingtokillmeohgod! :U
I mean...he's banned for heresy. Yes. Heresy.
Cogidubnus is banned because Anderson counts as a Grey Knights Primarch. And he has a bayonet with your name on it, Cog.. *insert a bloodthirsty-looking smiley here*
Ren is banned for stealing my gimick. Now my hordes of rabid lawyers have to get involved. Joy. :/
Meany is banned for trying to break Fair Use with rabid lawyers.
Ryudo is banned for inciting the wrath of judge judy.
Slowtini is banned for inciting the wrath of Judge Dredd. Now the bannage will truly begin.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he is THE Paladin CLOWN
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/WEO/Other/xxx2.png)
Aiyno is banned for making Ren impersonate a clown... badly.
Ryudo is banned for impersonating a clow expertly. :>
Meany is banned for invoking the wrath of the cardcaptors.
Slowtini is banned for invoking the wrath of the evil Syaoran.
Ren Gaulen is banned for invoking the wrath of the marshmellow man.
If only I had some nutella and some Graham crackers...
Dang, now I'm hungry. :mowcookie
:ipod
Yakanaj is banned for invoking my own personal wrath.
*coils like a snake around yaka and begins squeezing*
Muahaha.
*lets go*
Thou hast been hugged.
Slowtini is banned because he likes to dance naked in the middle of the Chicago Cubs Baseball Diamond when he can't get Ryudo Lee's attention.
Bwahahahaha! Thou hast been...dancing? ;)
Hugs back. You're a good sport.
yakanaj is banned for being sweet enough to give cavities.
E_voyager is banned in the name of Love and Peace!
Ren Gaulen is banned in the name of freedom and eternal struggle.
Aiyno is banned in the name of suffering and despair. This ban is brought to you by the Anti-Spiral Coalition. "Stop your drills. Preserve the Heavens."
Ren is banned by the Pro-Spiral Coalition.
Meany is banned by a giant drill. Also yay, my old avatar is back (the Anderson one creeped me out)!
Ren Gaulen is banned for being creeped out.
llearch is banned for messing with my mind (you know what you did >:[).
Ren Gaulen is banned for reminding me of Vash (angle arm) the stamped
E_voyager is banned because I don't know any stamped Vashes... :.
Ren Gaulen is banned for reminding me of Vash details here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vash_the_Stampede)whom he does not know.
E is banned because I know Vash the Stampede; but you were obviously talking about some other Vash. >:3 Also, how did I remind you of Vash?
Ren Gaulen is banned for changing his avatar back again.
llearch is banned in the name of France.
Cogidubnus is banned in the name of the Principality of Zeon.
Ren Gaulen is banned in the name of delicious strawberry desserts. We will bow to no king! >:O
Cog is banned and forced to bow to the immortal Empress.
Ren is banned because the Empress is a relative of Chaos.
Mean is banned to appease some dark gods.
Ryudo is banned for the Halibut.
llearch is banned for Haliburton.
Ryudo is banned by the Maker Arsenal. "You see a man. He has swords for arms, swords for legs, some swords grafted onto his back, and he is holding a sword that could depopulate India in a week. Don't bother to run - you are already banned."
Ren is banned by The Builder's Hammer.
Ryudo is banned by the Genesis Forge.
Ren is banned in an amusing fashion.
Ryudo Lee is banned in a boring fashion.
Llearch is banned with fashionistas.
Black_angel is banned for not doing that thing she was supposed to do. She knows what I'm talking about.
Ryudo Lee is banned for hinting at secrets
e_voyager is banned for doing it wrong.
Slowtini is banned until i figure out how to do it right. or someone else bands me whichever first.
Hear ye! Hear ye!
e_voyager has been banned.
(that will be a dollar please)
Yakanaj is banned as a sacrifice to keep Lady Winter from having my head on a pike.
Meany is banned because Lady Winter was not satisfied with that sacrifice.
Slowtini is banned to make the sacrifice to Lady Winter sweeter.
e_voyager is banned because as we all know, I can't be killed, I can only faint. (Pokemon Immortality FTW)
Slowtini is banned because as Loki said while possessing Odin's body " even the immortal can die" not that i said you would die mearly that you would be banned.
e_voyager is banned for rambling, and made into an additional sacrifice to Lady Winter.
Meany is banned because as a plasma powered atomic warmachin i may do as i please. at least units rock, zero or x come and pawn me.
e_voyager has been pawned and banned by the zombies :zombiekun2
Yakanaj is banned by a kitty, a bunny and a ferret. :januscat :bunny :ferret
In other words, she id utterly and completely
:destroyed
Ren Gaulen is banned because destroying the vict... er subject banning is not meant to be fatal
e_voyager is banned by a clan of Ninja Mows.
:mowninja :mowninja :mowninja :mowninja :mowninja :mowninja :mowninja :mowninja
Slowtini is banned by an anchor chain. Hardcore!
Ren is banned by the ANCHOR!
*klunk*
Slowtini is banned by a truck tyre. Holy $h!t, it just came out of nowhere!! :U
Ren is banned with a banning pyre.
Ryudo is banned by the quad bannage.
Ren Gaulen is banned by a twenty-sided ban.
Cog is banned by a Multi-Directional Ban Attack.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the light hawk wings
E_voyager is banned by Unlimited Ban Works.
Ren Gaulen is banned because it isn't and doesn't.
llearch is banned for denying the Unlimited Ban Works. Now it is and it does.
Ren's sanity is banned for contemplating the infinite.
Slowtini is banned to make room for infinity.
(http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/infinitymotivational.jpg)
Meany is banned for taking up all our bandwidth with infinity.
Cog is banned because. HEY LOOK! AN INFINITY! :U
(http://www.autounleashed.com/images/infinity_ex.jpg)
Slowtini is banned because
LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/MasterAsia1.png)
Ren is banned because no, it's not. I live on the east coast, nothing is burning, nothing is red.
Slowtini is banned because when Master Asia says that something is burning, it is burning. And it is burning red.
Ren is banned because no matter what Master Asia might say, Nothing in my vicinity is on fire.
Slowtini is banned because the East that is Burning Red is further to the East.
Ren is banned because Master Asia's East is someone elses West. East is West, West is East. :B
Slowtini is banned for unauthorized use of Philosophy-Fu. You must get an approval from Master Asia first! >:[
Ren is banned because it is ME who Master Asia must seek approval from.
Slowtini is banned to make Ren shut up about Master Asia.
Meany is banned because as we all know, Ren will NEVER shut up about Master Asia.
Slowtini is banned for Master Asia.
Ren Gaulen is banned for today.
llearch is banned for tomorrow.
Slowtini is banned for ever.
Ren is banned for ever so long.
Slowtini is banned for pony.
Ren is banned for referencing LFG. That webcomic may be epic beyond epic, but still, I don't think cale would like you casually referencing his son's words in that way.
Slowtini is banned to reinstate the repetitive Banning protocol.
e_voyager is banned because the repetitive Banning protocol is too damn predictable.
Slowtini is banned for unintentionally quoting Howard Geese. Geeeeeesee!.. >:[
Ren is banned for making me hungry. Now I gotta go steal the neighbors baby and eat it, and it's all your fault Ren. :B
Meany is banned for wanting to eat a baby.
(Besides, Fat Bastard has already done that one.)
LionHeart is banned by Johnathan Swift.
Cog is banned in a cartoony way, with an anvil falling on his head.
Ryudo is banned in a horrifiying way, by being forced to live with the Teletubies.
That would be effective, if I wasn't already immune to them.
(Has a baby niece that loves them)
Meany is banned by inedible and invincible adorable bunnies.
Ryudo Lee is banned by flying angel bunnies. ^_^
Black_angel is banned by walking devil kittens. c:
Slowtini is banned by popcorn. (http://www.demonofdreams.org/Music/Crazy%20Frog%20-%20Popcorn.mp3)
Meany is banned by the filesharing police.
In other news, I was looking for that song, Thanks =D
Slowtini is banned for not increasing the number count in the "Count as high as you can" thread.
VSMIT is banned by the Operah Babes.
Meany is banned by a horde of ravenous dentists.
Oy! Lookit th' size o' that one!
Slowtini is banned by the train that squished him.
"Ewie gooey was a worm,
a mighty worm was he.
He climbed upon the rail road tracks,'
the train he did not see.
Ewie Gooey!"
Yakanaj is banned because you never heard my own, slightly more creative version of that story.
The train the worm he did not see.
Worm versus train he did not flee.
A brave worm for he held his ground.
The train mashed him into the ground.
The worm was ground into a paste,
At least he wouldn't go to waste.
The birds they found a tasty treat,
A veritable feast of tender worm meat!
EVERYTHING RHYMES :B
Slowtini is banned for extending the rhyme.
Yakanaj is banned because if ya hadn't walked rhythm, you wouldn't have attracted the worm.
slowtini is banned for making me realize I posted the wrong responce in the wrong thread. :mowsad
Yakanaj is banned because yes. Yes I did. And I just did it again.
Slowtini is banned for pointing out my faults. NO COOKIE FOR YOU!
yakanaj is banned for mixing up the threads.
Spanky is banned for not hiding.
llearch is banned for boxing in a no boxing zone.
Meany is banned for being a mean meany. Always mean, all the time. :<
Cogi is banned for violations of the Noir Amendments!
AngelSephy is banned because AngelSephy cannot outbox the llearchbox :U
Aiyno is banned because I agree.
VSMIT is banned because...
Wait, is sephy using the gaia-box?
Slowtini is banned for reasons unrelated to boxes.
Ryudo Lee is banned for being inspecific.
Cog is banned for wanting details and specifics.
Ryduo Lee is banned for not watching Ceiling Cat.
llearch is banned for not patching that hole in the ceiling.
Ryudo Lee is just banned.
what? why would we need a reason to commit to this treason against our souls and ourselves?
Aiyno is banned for banning without reason.
Ryudo Lee is banned because he totally stole that idea from me and I think that is just one very lame thing to do if you know what I mean! I mean, why the heck still someone's idea especially when he is named aiyno and lives in a institution half of the time, beside the regular escape days, of course.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so
Aiyno is very much banned.
yakanaj is banned for overuse of the letter "v".
Ryudo Lee is banned because bans with out reason, are greater than treason.
Slowtini is banned because Sutler is dead.
VSMIT is banned because genies can't kill
e_voyager is banned because if I free my genie, it can kill if it wants to.
VSMIT is banned because he has a genie and I don't
yakanaj is banned for not simply asking me where to get a genie.
They come in oil lamps. After you light them.
VSMIT is banned because I don't think setting a genie on fire will help you get it to do what you want.
Slowtini is banned because genie's are magic and normal fire won't hurt them.
e_voyager is banned for posting at the exact same time as me thus causing my ban of Slowtini to become void.
yakanaj is banned for goring ranger instead of ninja.
e_voyager chose robot and thus is banned for the same thing. :U
Aiyno is banned. Fork over some cash and I might just tell you why. :B
Meany is banned for attempted extortion.
LionHeart is banned for not having a shield to go with is name.
e_voyager is banned for not having a spaceship to go with their name.
Slowtini is banned for being pink.
Yakanaj is banned for not liking pink.
slowtini is banned for not giving me cookies
Yakanaj is banned for not stealing the cookies. *ninjas the cookies away* :B
Meany is banned that i may bring about balance.
Spanky is banned for eating all the cookies in the name of "balance"
School of the Undefeated of the East!
The Winds of the King!
Zenshin!
Keiretsu!
Tenpa Kyoran!
Look! The Box is being banned!
Ren is banned for his blasphemy. Only one of the cardnial points may have a "Look! *insert direction and description here*" As the former Undefeated of the North, you should know this already. >:O
Meany banned is for justice great.
Slowtini is banned for just a little bit of justice.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for continually stopping us from reaching a number higher than 1.
VSMIT is banned because i wanted to ban boxy for that.
E_voyager is banned in the name of the School of the Undefeated of the East.
Ren Gaulen ius banned by my power as the past digital god digigode
Spanky is banned because it seems a bit pointless to get grumpy about the very point of the thread...
Llearch is banned by a milk crate.
Slowtini is banned by a kid trainer with a pokeball
Spanky is banned to give him another chance.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for starting a new page, this thread needs to die.
Aiyno is banned and subsequently beaten by an angry mob for wishing death on the thread.
:mob
Meany is banned for suppressing free thought... and for STILL having that heebie-jeebie-making-babies-cry avatar.
Black_angel is banned because.. Actually, I don't have a good reason to ban Black_angel. Or a bad reason. Or any reason at all. But that's the rules! Actually.. screw the rules I have green hair!!
Ren is banned for allowing moss to grow on his person.
Slowtini is banned for not rolling Ren Gaulen, hence failing to resolve his mossy status.
llearch is banned because I don't need anyone's assistance. Come on, Rock and Roll!! Mic Sounders the 13nth!!
Disk P, Set On!! :kirby
Ren Gaulen is banned for that obvious falsehood.
If you didn't need anyone's help, why did you grow the moss in the first place? You obviously weren't rolling around, were you...
llearch is banned for reasons not in anyway meant to torture orphans untill they're naught but husks. :B
Meany is banned for not sharing the orphans.
Slowtini is banned for not having any orphans to share (i loved that game orphan)
e_voyager is banned under consent of the high lord, Sir fibblenutter the third, esquire.
Slowtini is banned because my throat hurts and I can't do my lines for Lorenda.
yakanaj is banned for having a sig that reminds me of RJ's exploding muffins.
Spanky is banned for doubting the muffin.
boxy is banned for hiding said muffins in his dimensional space. silly box
e_voyager is banned to the dimension where the muffins are being hidden.
Ryudo is banned for not inventing exploding pancakes.
Slowtini is banned for inventing exploding flapjacks.
VSMIT is banned for giving the military ideas as to new pastry-based weaponry.
Black Angel is banned because the military isn't aware of my crumb cake clusterbombs.
Slowtini is banned because now they are.
VSMIT is banned for leaking Slowtini's ideas to the military.
Ryudo is banned for not intercepting them, and forcing me to do it. *shreads the recovered documents*
Meany is banned out of spite.
Ryudo is banned by my thousand miniature baking elf minions.
Slowtini is banned by my mushroom-mining dwarven minions.
Cog is banned with dwarf bread.
LionHeart is banned with the scone of stone.