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Title: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Rakala on May 16, 2008, 10:41:46 AM
Recently there was a protest of the band They Might Be Giants by a Christian nut group accusing the band of being pagan.  I didn't pay attention to their reasoning because I just didn't care. Can anybody answer me what is pagan about the band or it's music?
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: rabid_fox on May 16, 2008, 11:24:26 AM

They're godless bastards.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Ryudo Lee on May 16, 2008, 11:38:31 AM
I believe it has to do with that song about the big bang... to the christian fundamentalists, they're preaching the scientific theory of the creation of the universe instead of the theory of intelligent design.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Rakala on May 16, 2008, 11:40:18 AM
What a crappy reason. I hate religious fanatics.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Ryudo Lee on May 16, 2008, 11:42:30 AM
You and me both.  Those friggin' Bible Thumpers make us all look bad.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: techmaster-glitch on May 16, 2008, 11:53:22 PM
Me three. You just can't regard fanatics with any seriousness.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Brunhidden on May 17, 2008, 01:55:46 AM
My wife worships thor

she listens to bands where the guitarist is currently in prison for setting fire to churches

those bands rock

one of them in particular often has songs devoted to the norse, egyptian, babylonian, and occasionally even egyptian pantheons

yeah, 'whistling in the dark' is soooo pagan....
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Raffe on May 17, 2008, 02:36:22 AM
Whats so wrong with paganism in the first place?
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Valynth on May 17, 2008, 02:47:36 AM
Quote from: Deebs on May 17, 2008, 02:36:22 AM
Whats so wrong with paganism in the first place?

The fact that it isn't Roman?

(obscure is my middle name!)
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on May 17, 2008, 06:11:30 AM
Quote from: Valynth on May 17, 2008, 02:47:36 AM
(obscure is my middle name!)

... you probably need to work on that. You're not obscure enough yet. ;-]
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: rabid_fox on May 17, 2008, 06:44:03 AM
"We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals
Declaring us the nicest of the damned"

They clearly evil. Even though, "No, no! They Might Be Giants are not Satanists."

Dear god, I know too much about Them.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Brunhidden on May 17, 2008, 06:56:02 AM
truth be told, a hefty chunk of Christians will find they're damned too. this probably puts the giants ahead in the game there
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: rabid_fox on May 17, 2008, 07:03:53 AM

I'm also tempted to add more vaguely religious quotations from TMBG, but can't be bothered now. Curse me.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Don on May 17, 2008, 07:05:23 AM

There's always tomorrow.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Rakala on May 19, 2008, 11:18:01 PM
While we're at it can anybody think of anything pagan about The Arrogant Worms? Apparently there's controversy there too. Something about they're from Canada and Canada is a godless nation that allows blah-dee-blah-dee-blah. It was really funny though.

"Hey, last night only 10 people showed up at our concert, but tonight we have protestors! YEAH!"
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Alondro on May 19, 2008, 11:53:28 PM
I get to pick who goes to heaven and who goes to hell!   :boogie

I'm gonna have a whooooole lotta room in heaven!   :mwaha

*Zina takes a shot*   ;)

*New Dr. Who quote*  Burn with me!
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Rakala on May 22, 2008, 09:18:48 AM
Okay, it seems that people don't want them singing kids songs which somehow makes them pagan. By that theory every Sunday School class I ever went to was pagan.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Alondro on May 22, 2008, 11:30:47 AM
Children's songs are scary and disturbing.

Just try and watch "Barney and Friends" without shuddering in horror.   :eek
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Rakala on May 22, 2008, 12:47:15 PM
Even as a child I couldn't do that. It's unnatural for a T-rex to not be eating those kids.
Title: Re: They Might Be Heathens?
Post by: Raffe on May 22, 2008, 12:55:21 PM
Isn't the whole Jesus thing supposed to be about loving your neighbors and whatnot? :mowignore
Seems to me like they're doing it wrong...