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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 12:57:06 PM

Title: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 12:57:06 PM
Hi, I'm Nelix Kharisma, I found the forum after meeting someone ("DannyhearsaNOO", He wrote his login name on his folder, and neither of us noticed at the time.)
who found out that I'm a furry and suggested I join.Also I've read DMFA for two years and never noticed the forum button.

I'm willing to answer any personal questions or give my opinion if asked, as I'm sure I suck* at introductions.

*I've read the rules, but I'm sure "Suck" INS'Tthat offensive, if used to poke fun at oneself.

EDIT: I fail at proof-reading...  :mowdizzy
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 02, 2008, 01:00:38 PM
You're right, suck -is- that offensive.

:banned
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 01:06:55 PM
There he is!

I was about to make a topic calling you out of hiding!

It really looks like you wrote 'Hharisma' on the piece of paper you gave me. I got really confuddled.

Anyway, hello!
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 01:10:46 PM
Danny told me about you.  He said you were a jerk, and I believed him.

Hello, jerk.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 01:13:00 PM
Nelix, Don't listen to him. This is Haz, our resident crossdresser.

You'll probably be calling him/her Shaz if you go on the IRC.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 01:14:17 PM
That is entirely Ink and llearch's fault.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Pagan on April 02, 2008, 01:16:12 PM
 Two years and didn't join the forum? Sounds like me. You read the rules, good. Don't tick off the mods, that'll help. Be wary of people who warn you and especially wary of boxes. Best of luck!

Welcome to the Mansion.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 01:21:02 PM
But Haz, you play the part so well....

:>
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 01:21:54 PM
I never said I didn't.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Suwako on April 02, 2008, 01:23:25 PM
Darnit, The faster posters have struck again, but no one warned you for the fire which you caught the moment you walked it.

It musta be hurtin'
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 01:24:59 PM
Haz, I think he was trying to say I was a dork.

Also Danny, I think it's worth meaning that I'm Dyslexic so any slips of paper with information first need to be corrected and/or decoded by a professional. [Which is why I love the Mansion spell checker.]
/me loves spell checker. ^^  [And the Warning stating there been a new post, while I was typing, it helps soothe my paranoia for some reason.]

And as for cardboard, I'm not too fond of their dry, bland taste anyway...
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Suwako on April 02, 2008, 01:28:03 PM
You should tottally hang out with us in the place that shall not be named but actually is in llearches sig and stuff.

It's totally hectic there.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Quote from: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 01:24:59 PM
Haz, I think he was trying to say I was a dork.

Nope, he said, and I quote, "he is a grade-A asshole".  Not as much as Bill, of course, but you might give him a run for his money with some practice.

...That's what he said in my head, anyway.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 01:30:08 PM
Nel, Haz was just making stuff up.  It's all the rage these days, doncha' know.

Also, llearch would happen to be our resident evil box.  Driven to evilness by the stupidity of the guys he works for at the moment.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 01:32:21 PM
Nelix, Listen to Jadian. I didn't say squat about you.

Haz just did that because he's insecure about his sexuality.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 01:33:26 PM
Danny's lying!  He said you were a furry! :U  That's much worse than calling someone an asshole!
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 01:34:28 PM
Haz is insecure about his sexuality...Shaz, on the other hand, isn't   :U
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 01:35:38 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 01:33:26 PM
Danny's lying!  He said you were a furry! :U  That's much worse than calling someone an asshole!

Oh, I'm sure it is!
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 01:39:12 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 01:33:26 PM
Danny's lying!  He said you were a furry! :U  That's much worse than calling someone an asshole!

*GASP* Danny is this true?!

Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 01:40:14 PM
No.

None of this is true.

Do you choose the red pill, or the blue pill?
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 01:46:23 PM
Quote from: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 01:40:14 PM
No.

None of this is true.

Do you choose the red pill, or the blue pill?

Red pill, the further I get away from the Matrix's dial-up and switch to RL Boardband the better.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 01:50:47 PM
*gives Nelix the red jellybe--pill, and a glass of water*
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 01:51:36 PM
Neo's so lame.  He actually needs a glass of water to take a pill?  What a wimp! :U
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 01:53:30 PM
That depends, man.  Ever tried 800mg Ibuprofen?  That's a hard pill to swallow, even with water.

And that's just to help with headaches and swelling.  Getting ejected from a virtual world and back into a harsh reality?
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 02:07:11 PM
I've just realised something about the matrix refence...Danny have you told ANYONE my name?
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 02:07:46 PM
He doesn't know your name.  Some friend he is. :B
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 02:08:37 PM
Quote from: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 02:07:11 PM
I've just realised something about the matrix refence...Danny have you told ANYONE my name?

For the first time ever, Haz is right! You never told me your name!
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Pagan on April 02, 2008, 02:11:05 PM
We're having fun in the IRC, come join us. It's crazy.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 02:14:09 PM
Quote from: Pagan on April 02, 2008, 02:11:05 PM
We're having fun in the IRC, come join us. It's crazy.

Dammit, I can't my laptop's internet card keeps disconnecting.
And I'm still learning to navigate the sight on my drawingpad.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 02:15:31 PM
The crazy is infectious though, watch when when you can drop by.

Hope to see you there soon  :<
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 02:18:58 PM
Quote from: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 02:15:31 PM
Hope to see you there soon  :<

me too...
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
You will die.  They will kill you with batshit fucking crazy-ass insaneness.

...What's this forum rated?
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 02:28:43 PM
PG.

SOMEONE GET ME THE RATINGS POLICE!
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 03:07:41 PM
...

Sorry, I tried, they're all out drinking :chrono1
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Tapewolf on April 02, 2008, 03:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 02:28:43 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
You will die.  They will kill you with batshit f___ing crazy-ass insaneness.
...What's this forum rated?
PG.

SOMEONE GET ME THE RATINGS POLICE!


ratings police arrest this fox his hitler hairdo is making me feel ill
& we
have
crashed
his
party.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 02, 2008, 03:27:02 PM
FIXED! After some mild shocks from my busted left speaker and pulling out some wires.

Now I need directions to the IRC.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 03:32:24 PM
connect to Llearch.net and go to #comicfrenzy.

Get goin'!
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 03:33:08 PM
That's a short guide for an irc compatable program.

Shortterm, you can visit the second link in llearch's sig, and read the directions there  :U
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 04:50:33 PM
Disregard this.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 04:53:29 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on April 02, 2008, 03:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dannysaysnoo on April 02, 2008, 02:28:43 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
You will die.  They will kill you with batshit f___ing crazy-ass insaneness.
...What's this forum rated?
PG.

SOMEONE GET ME THE RATINGS POLICE!


ratings police arrest this fox his hitler hairdo is making me feel ill
& we
have
crashed
his
party.


Arrest this wolf, he talks in maths.  He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Fuyudenki on April 03, 2008, 11:05:33 PM
You don't happen to have a blond mohawk with freckles on either side of it, do you?

Quote from: Jadian on April 02, 2008, 03:33:08 PM
That's a short guide for an irc compatable program.

Shortterm, you can visit the second link in llearch's sig, and read the directions there  :U

All you people is talking about IRC make me feel bad.  But IRC drama stay out of message board, so I say nuffings 'bout why.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on April 03, 2008, 11:10:32 PM
Quote from: Volfram on April 03, 2008, 11:05:33 PM
You don't happen to have a blond mohawk with freckles on either side of it, do you?

No, he doesn't.
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Fuyudenki on April 03, 2008, 11:29:53 PM
Doesn't cook, tend a bar, provide morsels of wisdom for emotionally-challenged friends?

Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on April 02, 2008, 04:53:29 PM
Arrest this wolf, he talks in maths.  He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio.

Se habla algebra?
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 05, 2008, 03:45:19 PM
I can cook.
I goto bars, instead. Although I've mixed a few drinks.
And I've currently no friends that are emotionally-challenged, but there have been a few people I've made worse by saying the most inappropriate thing possible just at the wrong moment, however that does explain why I CURRENTLY have no such friends.

Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Fuyudenki on April 06, 2008, 02:41:19 PM
By "Emotionally challenged," I meant "Vulcan."  I was attempting to make a horrible, horrible pun.

'cept the Voyager character spelled his name with two Es, didn't he?
Title: Re: BOOM!...er I mean hello.
Post by: Nelix on April 06, 2008, 05:50:39 PM
It would've have been horrible if I just watched more Star Trek and caught on...

And yes, Neelix spelt his name with two E's