The Clockwork Mansion

The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 09:46:02 AM

Title: He must be a zombie!
Post by: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 09:46:02 AM
See, this is why I'm making sure I have a self-destruct device to make sure I'm dead!

He's dead Jim... not! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080324/ap_on_fe_st/not_dead)

Maybe they should think about doing more than one brain scan...
Ya know, in case the first one was botched.  Cuz obviously this guy's brain was functioning...
Unless, maybe, he's a NASCAR fan.  Then he had no brain to begin with!   >:3
Title: Re: He must be a zombie!
Post by: bill on March 25, 2008, 09:52:53 AM
Quote from: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 09:46:02 AM
Unless, maybe, he's a NASCAR fan.  Then he had no brain to begin with!   >:3

*bans Alondro*
Title: Re: He must be a zombie!
Post by: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 10:20:11 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on March 25, 2008, 09:52:53 AM
Quote from: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 09:46:02 AM
Unless, maybe, he's a NASCAR fan.  Then he had no brain to begin with!   >:3

*bans Alondro*

>:3

Coulda gone with a Polish joke instead...  :B
Title: Re: He must be a zombie!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 25, 2008, 10:33:03 AM
I woulda, but it would have brightened up his finish...
Title: Re: He must be a zombie!
Post by: Kenji on March 25, 2008, 12:16:40 PM
I like his quote at the end of the story. Heh.
Title: Re: He must be a zombie!
Post by: Brunhidden on March 26, 2008, 06:21:03 AM
in the words of jay sherman
QuoteI've been declared dead by better coroners then YOU
Title: Re: He must be a zombie!
Post by: Omega on March 26, 2008, 11:32:33 AM
When I'm going down, I'll make sure that there will be a hole the size of a small city in my place.  ;)
Title: Re: He must be a zombie!
Post by: Valynth on March 26, 2008, 04:08:23 PM
This really doesn't affect me since, when I die, they're going to wonder wether they have a body or a lead ingot the size of a body.