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Title: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 04:40:24 PM
*Charline hmms*  Since Amber couldn't manage a comic due to religious stuff and a birthday, I'll improvise based on what I believe happened to her on Sunday!

The Book of Mab, Chapter 13, vs 666-wherever

And lo, Amber didst enter unto the house of the Lord.

And the Lord was most displeased, for Amber didst harbor demons upon her web page and thus was not fit to enter therein!

Thus the Lord smote Amber with many diverse plagues... not the least of which was to draw Charline all the time and make her the Ultimate God-mode character of all time!

Thus it is written!   :3
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Castle Pokemetroid on March 24, 2008, 04:52:35 PM
Dose this have anything to do with pie?
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Suwako on March 24, 2008, 05:41:54 PM
This topic needs more nutmeg.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Chaos on March 24, 2008, 06:05:26 PM
There was a comic. It was filled with CANDY!
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
Quote from: Chaos on March 24, 2008, 06:05:26 PM
There was a comic. It was filled with CANDY!

Was it sticky candy? 
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 06:54:39 PM
Quote from: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
Was it sticky candy? 

Most sticky, I must say. In fact, it was so sticky, that the state of adhesion appears to be virtually irremovable.

... :paranoid

Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level? :O
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 06:54:39 PM

Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level? :O

Hmmm... it's 69.   :sweatdrop  Oh the wrongness.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Pagan on March 24, 2008, 07:07:58 PM
Should I laugh? Should I cry? I'll do both, for they are the only thing I can do in response to this.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 07:11:07 PM
Quote from: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 06:54:39 PM

Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level? :O

Hmmm... it's 69.   :sweatdrop  Oh the wrongness.

There is NO way it can be right!! >:O CAAAAN IIIIT?? >:D

Quote from: Pagan on March 24, 2008, 07:07:58 PM
Should I laugh? Should I cry? I'll do both, for they are the only thing I can do in response to this.

Cry, Pagan. Cry tears of joy!! :B
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: computer nerd on March 24, 2008, 07:34:47 PM
< Funny remark here >  :3
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: ShadesFox on March 24, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
*nods sagely*
Perhaps it is time for a religious conversion?  The Flying Spaghetti monster is a favorite.  Though I prefer my home grown favorites, The Cult of the Great Mole, The Church of the Great Holy Potato in the Sky, or The Cult of the Floating Shrub.  The Cult of the Great Mole is my personal favorite.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 08:11:34 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on March 24, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
*nods sagely*
Perhaps it is time for a religious conversion?  The Flying Spaghetti monster is a favorite.  Though I prefer my home grown favorites, The Cult of the Great Mole, The Church of the Great Holy Potato in the Sky, or The Cult of the Floating Shrub.  The Cult of the Great Mole is my personal favorite.

For some reason you reminded me of the God-Poring from "Ragnarok Online". A neat deity, if you ask me. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster rocks your face off, that is true. Also, there is the One Spork, but it is a symbol of power rather than a deity.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: techmaster-glitch on March 25, 2008, 12:54:09 AM
Quote from: Aiyno on March 24, 2008, 05:41:54 PM
This topic needs more nutmeg.
That has got be made into a meme in that thread :)
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: pyrohamster on March 25, 2008, 01:19:38 AM
Quote from: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 06:54:39 PM

Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level? :O

Hmmm... it's 69.   :sweatdrop  Oh the wrongness.


ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existent comic!)
Post by: e_voyager on March 25, 2008, 03:14:14 AM
Charline's was funnier and more wrong. but still if must be noted that upon this day  over 9000 voices cried out for a new comic and then suddenly fell silent crushed by their own fear of anger the web comic diva.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Joe3210 on March 25, 2008, 06:02:27 AM
In before sent to the mine. :eager
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 25, 2008, 07:17:39 AM
What makes you think this is mining for the fjords?
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Suwako on March 25, 2008, 09:39:40 AM
The mine is mine if it was not mine it would not be mine..

This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 09:47:57 AM
*inserts awesome*  Go to Newgrounds and look up the "Awesome" series by Egoraptor, especially "Metal Gear Awesome", which made me roflmao.

Now this post has awesome.   :3
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 10:29:55 AM
Quote from: Aiyno on March 25, 2008, 09:39:40 AM
This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.

Was this topic supposed to have awesome in it? I did not know... I'll look If I still have some spare awesome in my inventory.

*looks into his inventory; goes through several bags of holding; reaches into the personal sub-space cargo area*

Sorry, I think I'm all out of spare awesome right now. But I have found Nutmeg! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png) :B
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png)
How did Nutmeg get into my inventory and what was Nutmeg doing there is a complete mystery even for me. :U

...

I will now have to hide from Albanion or he will hide me.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: ShadesFox on March 25, 2008, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 10:29:55 AMI have found Nutmeg![/url] :B
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png)
How did Nutmeg get into my inventory and what was Nutmeg doing there is a complete mystery even for me. :U

...

I will now have to hide from Albanion or he will hide me.

That's easy enough, just do angle her against the 4th dimension just right and you can fit anything anywhere!

When searching for metal gear awesome make sure you find the one that is part 1 and part 2 combined.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
*Awesome quote!*

Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out?  It's so satisfyin man.

Gross... *BANG*

:giggle
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on March 25, 2008, 01:30:01 PM
Quote from: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
*Awesome quote!*

Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out?  It's so satisfyin man.

Gross... *BANG*

:giggle

Yo, B, that looks like a bullet wound to me!
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Suwako on March 25, 2008, 01:40:36 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 10:29:55 AM
Quote from: Aiyno on March 25, 2008, 09:39:40 AM
This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.
But I have found Nutmeg! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png) :B
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png)


I approve.

btw: I hate quoting images..  :< image urls FOREVER
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
*Awesome quote!*

Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out?  It's so satisfyin man.

Gross... *BANG*

:giggle

Riiiiiiight... This is starting to get weird.

But it made me remember another few awesome quotes!

Gordon Frohman: "So, what's new, bro? I haven't seen you since the Seven Hour War ended!"
Norman Frohman: "There was an end to the war? That's funny... 'cause I'm still fighting it."
*ker-awesome :B*

Gordon Frohman: "Hey, are you smoking? Well, as a doctor who wears glasses, I should warn you of the health risks!"
Norman Frohman: "If they let you become a doctor... then everyone's health is at risk."
*ker-awesome :B*

Gordon Frohman: "Golly! I've got terrible haemorrhoids! What say you?"
Norman Frohman: "You think it's painful sitting down? TRY TAKING A STAND."
*ker-awesome :B*

(Disclaimer: These quotes came from "Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman" (http://hlcomic.com/archive/).)
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on March 25, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 01:51:58 PM


Gordon Frohman: "So, what's new, bro? I haven't seen you since the Seven Hour War ended!"
Norman Frohman: "There was an end to the war? That's funny... 'cause I'm still fighting it."
*ker-awesome :B*

Gordon Frohman: "Hey, are you smoking? Well, as a doctor who wears glasses, I should warn you of the health risks!"
Norman Frohman: "If they let you become a doctor... then everyone's health is at risk."
*ker-awesome :B*

Gordon Frohman: "Golly! I've got terrible haemorrhoids! What say you?"
Norman Frohman: "You think it's painful sitting down? TRY TAKING A STAND."
*ker-awesome :B*

(Disclaimer: These quotes came from "Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman" (http://hlcomic.com/archive/).)

Great webcomic, shame i wasn't checking weekly near the end.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Vidar on March 25, 2008, 02:31:41 PM
Am I the only one who caught the portal-reference in Amber's rant?


It must be said:




THE CAKE IS A LIE!!  'A' :cry
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 03:07:54 PM
Quote from: Vidar on March 25, 2008, 02:31:41 PM
It must be said:


THE CAKE IS A LIE!!  'A' :cry

In Soviet Russia the cake is the truth. But it tastes like cardboard box. :cry
It even looks like cardboard box. :paranoid

...

Wait, it is a cardboard box!! How the heck did I mistake it for a cake?! :U

I wonder if the cake is inside... :. *opens* OH GODS!! 'A' OH GODS NOOOO!!!!!!!!.... D: *is burninated*
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 25, 2008, 03:09:15 PM
I'm not happy being chewed on, Ren. You should be more careful.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
Sorry. My bad. I think I got a little distracted.

But next time, don't fire a flamethrower in my face. It burns and stings.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 25, 2008, 03:40:49 PM
It wasn't a flamethrower. I was saving that willie-pete for November.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Naldru on March 25, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
On the other hand, a flamethrower keeps a person warm for the rest of his life. (from Blue Crash Kit, and probably several other sources)
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Brunhidden on March 25, 2008, 06:05:44 PM
the original was a parody on "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and you feed him the rest of his life" wherein the substitution was "give a man fire you keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"


no, i have absolutely no clue who first did that, but i do know a different joke started on 'grumpy old men' where someone was kicked out of his house and pleaded out of pity for his friend to let him in cause it was cold "heres some matches, go light yourself on fire"
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: thegayhare on March 25, 2008, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on March 24, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
*nods sagely*
Perhaps it is time for a religious conversion?  The Flying Spaghetti monster is a favorite.  Though I prefer my home grown favorites, The Cult of the Great Mole, The Church of the Great Holy Potato in the Sky, or The Cult of the Floating Shrub.  The Cult of the Great Mole is my personal favorite.

My personal favorite diety is Anoia The Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: ConfusedNewbie on March 25, 2008, 10:01:10 PM
Quote from: Naldru on March 25, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
On the other hand, a flamethrower keeps a person warm for the rest of his life. (from Blue Crash Kit, and probably several other sources)

Build a man a fire, he's warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Brunhidden on March 26, 2008, 06:16:36 AM
wow, i knew people ignored me but thats just stunning


Quote from: thegayhare on March 25, 2008, 09:32:06 PM
My personal favorite diety is Anoia The Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers
so long as your not a follower of nuggan, god of paper clips. i hear they have a crusade going on against each other

Ill stick with herne the hunted, god of pathetic things destined to die in a wet crunch
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 26, 2008, 06:51:51 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden on March 26, 2008, 06:16:36 AM
wow, i knew people ignored me but thats just stunning

I don't think that one was ignoring you. I think that one was "I'm an idiot and want to prove it"... ;-]
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Jadian on March 26, 2008, 07:28:50 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 25, 2008, 03:40:49 PM
It wasn't a flamethrower. I was saving that willie-pete for November.
Not sure I'm remembering the date correctly, but "Remember, remember, the Fifth of November"?

...I'm quite lame, I only learned that from watching V for Vendetta   :<
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 26, 2008, 08:11:06 AM
.. gunpowder, treason, and plot. I see no reason that gunpowder season should ever be forgot.


Yes, the usual suspects play with fireworks on the 5th November.
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: zopey on March 27, 2008, 02:20:19 AM
*peeks in* oh yay randomness :P *throes asparagus and chocolate buttons in the air*
Title: Re: 3-24-08 (the non-existant comic!)
Post by: Joe3210 on March 27, 2008, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on March 26, 2008, 06:16:36 AM
wow, i knew people ignored me but thats just stunning

He is a Confused Newbie.