*Charline hmms* Since Amber couldn't manage a comic due to religious stuff and a birthday, I'll improvise based on what I believe happened to her on Sunday!
The Book of Mab, Chapter 13, vs 666-wherever
And lo, Amber didst enter unto the house of the Lord.
And the Lord was most displeased, for Amber didst harbor demons upon her web page and thus was not fit to enter therein!
Thus the Lord smote Amber with many diverse plagues... not the least of which was to draw Charline all the time and make her the Ultimate God-mode character of all time!
Thus it is written! :3
Dose this have anything to do with pie?
This topic needs more nutmeg.
There was a comic. It was filled with CANDY!
Quote from: Chaos on March 24, 2008, 06:05:26 PM
There was a comic. It was filled with CANDY!
Was it sticky candy?
Quote from: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
Was it sticky candy?
Most sticky, I must say. In fact, it was so sticky, that the state of adhesion appears to be virtually irremovable.
... :paranoid
Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level? :O
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 06:54:39 PM
Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level? :O
Hmmm... it's 69. :sweatdrop Oh the wrongness.
Should I laugh? Should I cry? I'll do both, for they are the only thing I can do in response to this.
Quote from: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 06:54:39 PM
Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level? :O
Hmmm... it's 69. :sweatdrop Oh the wrongness.
There is NO way it can be right!! >:O CAAAAN IIIIT?? >:DQuote from: Pagan on March 24, 2008, 07:07:58 PM
Should I laugh? Should I cry? I'll do both, for they are the only thing I can do in response to this.
Cry, Pagan. Cry tears of
joy!! :B
< Funny remark here > :3
*nods sagely*
Perhaps it is time for a religious conversion? The Flying Spaghetti monster is a favorite. Though I prefer my home grown favorites, The Cult of the Great Mole, The Church of the Great Holy Potato in the Sky, or The Cult of the Floating Shrub. The Cult of the Great Mole is my personal favorite.
Quote from: ShadesFox on March 24, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
*nods sagely*
Perhaps it is time for a religious conversion? The Flying Spaghetti monster is a favorite. Though I prefer my home grown favorites, The Cult of the Great Mole, The Church of the Great Holy Potato in the Sky, or The Cult of the Floating Shrub. The Cult of the Great Mole is my personal favorite.
For some reason you reminded me of the God-Poring from "Ragnarok Online". A neat deity, if you ask me. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster rocks your face off, that is true. Also, there is the One Spork, but it is a symbol of power rather than a deity.
Quote from: Aiyno on March 24, 2008, 05:41:54 PM
This topic needs more nutmeg.
That has
got be made into a meme in that thread :)
Quote from: Alondro on March 24, 2008, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 24, 2008, 06:54:39 PM
Quickly, what does the scouter say about sticky candy's adhesion level? :O
Hmmm... it's 69. :sweatdrop Oh the wrongness.
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
Charline's was funnier and more wrong. but still if must be noted that upon this day over 9000 voices cried out for a new comic and then suddenly fell silent crushed by their own fear of anger the web comic diva.
In before sent to the mine. :eager
What makes you think this is mining for the fjords?
The mine is mine if it was not mine it would not be mine..
This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.
*inserts awesome* Go to Newgrounds and look up the "Awesome" series by Egoraptor, especially "Metal Gear Awesome", which made me roflmao.
Now this post has awesome. :3
Quote from: Aiyno on March 25, 2008, 09:39:40 AM
This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.
Was this topic supposed to have awesome in it? I did not know... I'll look If I still have some spare awesome in my inventory.
*looks into his inventory; goes through several bags of holding; reaches into the personal sub-space cargo area*
Sorry, I think I'm all out of spare awesome right now. But I have found Nutmeg! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png) :B
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png)
How did Nutmeg get into my inventory and what was Nutmeg doing there is a complete mystery even for me. :U
...
I will now have to hide from Albanion or he will
hide me.
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 10:29:55 AMI have found Nutmeg![/url] :B
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png)
How did Nutmeg get into my inventory and what was Nutmeg doing there is a complete mystery even for me. :U
...
I will now have to hide from Albanion or he will hide me.
That's easy enough, just do angle her against the 4th dimension just right and you can fit anything anywhere!
When searching for metal gear awesome make sure you find the one that is part 1 and part 2 combined.
*Awesome quote!*
Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out? It's so satisfyin man.
Gross... *BANG*
:giggle
Quote from: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
*Awesome quote!*
Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out? It's so satisfyin man.
Gross... *BANG*
:giggle
Yo, B, that looks like a bullet wound to me!
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 10:29:55 AM
Quote from: Aiyno on March 25, 2008, 09:39:40 AM
This topic still lacks awesome, I think someone stole it and replaced it with funny.
But I have found Nutmeg! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png) :B
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png)
I approve.
btw: I hate quoting images.. :< image urls FOREVER
Quote from: Alondro on March 25, 2008, 01:23:52 PM
*Awesome quote!*
Awww yeah... you when you have diarrhea, and it doesn't hurt when it's comin out? It's so satisfyin man.
Gross... *BANG*
:giggle
Riiiiiiight... This is starting to get weird.
But it made me remember another few awesome quotes!
Gordon Frohman: "So, what's new, bro? I haven't seen you since the Seven Hour War ended!"
Norman Frohman: "There was an end to the war? That's funny...
'cause I'm still fighting it."
*ker-awesome :B*
Gordon Frohman: "Hey, are you smoking? Well, as a doctor who wears glasses, I should warn you of the health risks!"
Norman Frohman: "If they let
you become a doctor...
then everyone's health is at risk."
*ker-awesome :B*
Gordon Frohman: "Golly! I've got terrible haemorrhoids! What say you?"
Norman Frohman: "You think it's painful sitting down?
TRY TAKING A STAND."
*ker-awesome :B*
(
Disclaimer: These quotes came from "Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman" (http://hlcomic.com/archive/).)
Quote from: Ren Gaulen on March 25, 2008, 01:51:58 PM
Gordon Frohman: "So, what's new, bro? I haven't seen you since the Seven Hour War ended!"
Norman Frohman: "There was an end to the war? That's funny... 'cause I'm still fighting it."
*ker-awesome :B*
Gordon Frohman: "Hey, are you smoking? Well, as a doctor who wears glasses, I should warn you of the health risks!"
Norman Frohman: "If they let you become a doctor... then everyone's health is at risk."
*ker-awesome :B*
Gordon Frohman: "Golly! I've got terrible haemorrhoids! What say you?"
Norman Frohman: "You think it's painful sitting down? TRY TAKING A STAND."
*ker-awesome :B*
(Disclaimer: These quotes came from "Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman" (http://hlcomic.com/archive/).)
Great webcomic, shame i wasn't checking weekly near the end.
Am I the only one who caught the portal-reference in Amber's rant?
It must be said:
THE CAKE IS A LIE!! 'A' :cry
Quote from: Vidar on March 25, 2008, 02:31:41 PM
It must be said:
THE CAKE IS A LIE!! 'A' :cry
In Soviet Russia the cake is the truth. But it tastes like cardboard box. :cry
It even looks like cardboard box. :paranoid
...
Wait, it
is a cardboard box!!
How the heck did I mistake it for a cake?! :U
I wonder if the cake is inside... :. *opens*
OH GODS!! 'A' OH GODS NOOOO!!!!!!!!.... D: *is burninated*
I'm not happy being chewed on, Ren. You should be more careful.
Sorry. My bad. I think I got a little distracted.
But next time, don't fire a flamethrower in my face. It burns and stings.
It wasn't a flamethrower. I was saving that willie-pete for November.
On the other hand, a flamethrower keeps a person warm for the rest of his life. (from Blue Crash Kit, and probably several other sources)
the original was a parody on "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and you feed him the rest of his life" wherein the substitution was "give a man fire you keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"
no, i have absolutely no clue who first did that, but i do know a different joke started on 'grumpy old men' where someone was kicked out of his house and pleaded out of pity for his friend to let him in cause it was cold "heres some matches, go light yourself on fire"
Quote from: ShadesFox on March 24, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
*nods sagely*
Perhaps it is time for a religious conversion? The Flying Spaghetti monster is a favorite. Though I prefer my home grown favorites, The Cult of the Great Mole, The Church of the Great Holy Potato in the Sky, or The Cult of the Floating Shrub. The Cult of the Great Mole is my personal favorite.
My personal favorite diety is Anoia The Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers
Quote from: Naldru on March 25, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
On the other hand, a flamethrower keeps a person warm for the rest of his life. (from Blue Crash Kit, and probably several other sources)
Build a man a fire, he's warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
wow, i knew people ignored me but thats just stunning
Quote from: thegayhare on March 25, 2008, 09:32:06 PM
My personal favorite diety is Anoia The Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers
so long as your not a follower of nuggan, god of paper clips. i hear they have a crusade going on against each other
Ill stick with herne the hunted, god of pathetic things destined to die in a wet crunch
Quote from: Brunhidden on March 26, 2008, 06:16:36 AM
wow, i knew people ignored me but thats just stunning
I don't think that one was ignoring you. I think that one was "I'm an idiot and want to prove it"... ;-]
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 25, 2008, 03:40:49 PM
It wasn't a flamethrower. I was saving that willie-pete for November.
Not sure I'm remembering the date correctly, but "Remember, remember, the Fifth of November"?
...I'm quite lame, I only learned that from watching V for Vendetta :<
.. gunpowder, treason, and plot. I see no reason that gunpowder season should ever be forgot.
Yes, the usual suspects play with fireworks on the 5th November.
*peeks in* oh yay randomness :P *throes asparagus and chocolate buttons in the air*
Quote from: Brunhidden on March 26, 2008, 06:16:36 AM
wow, i knew people ignored me but thats just stunning
He is a Confused Newbie.