Alfalfa is banned for reasons known only to Ren.
Edit:
The original game is here (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,3983.0.html).
The rules are:
Ban the person who posted before you.
Provide a reason.
Be amusing.
Don't take it personally, it's just a game.
-- llearch
Meany is banned for giving me a new nickname.
VSMIT is banned for disapproving of his new nickname, and for another reason that I will not reveal yet.
Ren is banned for being secretive.
Pagan is banned by a sudden and absolutely random Ban-Kai.
Ren is banned for using a completely random Bankai.
VSMIT's banned cause we've got a new game! Whoo!
Thanks box-man.
Pagan is banned for calling Big Boss box-man. He will run you over with a Metal Gear when he hears it!
Pagan is banned for wanting us to get a new game.
I wanted to see if we could get to the top of the ranking.
Ren is banned for ghost banning.
VSMIT is banned because this was not a Ghost banning.
This is Ghost banning!!
:explosion
"They'll never know what hit 'em!"
VSMIT's banned for believing we'd get farther than 50 pages, I'm kinda suprised a new game didn't start at 30
Ren's banned for beating me to banning VSMIT.
Pagan is banned because the almighty Richard commands it!
Meany is banned for not putting Richard Chief warlock of the brothers of darkness, lord of the thirteen hells,lord of the bones and ruler of the black, lord of the undead Mayor of the little village up the coast' name together with all his titles.
(another one..)
Aiyno is forgetting that Lord of the Dance is another of his titles.
Meany is banned for forgetting to ban me.
Aiyno is banned for reminding Meany of the rules.
VSMIT is banned because he is not supposed to give a damn.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he isn't supposed to give a damn about VSMIT giving a damn.
Aiyno is banned twice over because I forgot to do so the last time.
Meany is banned for banning one person twice in a single post.
VSMIT is banned because he posted in this topic more often than me.
Aiyno is banned because I feel like banning tonight.
Ren is banned for breathing! :U
Meany is banned because now I feel like dispensing some indiscriminate justice..
Ren is banned for his knowledge of photoshop. :U
Meany is banned because he is abusing this topic and his posting privileges.. or posting too much in this topic. :P
Aiyno is banned for contributing to the spamfest that is this thread.
llearch is banned for speaking ill of spam.
You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Send you to ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!
Meany, become banned!
Ren's banned for trying to make this game sound epic again.
Pagan is banned for trying to deny this game epic.
Ren Gaulen is banned for getting the next page of this spamfest.
Pagan is banned because I dislike the taste of the word 'epic'.
Meany is banned because he keeps missing the target.
Ren's banned for not commenting of just how awfully far Meany was off target that time.
Pagan is banned for being lucky enough for Meany's ban to miss him completely. Of course, this means that Pagan's luck has run out.
Ren Gaulen is banned for fun, again.
llearch is banned for Freedom!!
Ren is banned for the Horde!
VSMIT is banned for lunch.
llearch is banned for the Emperor!!
Ren is banned for Anarchy!!!
Black-Angel's banned to ease my hunger.
Pagan is banned for being a cannibal.
VSMIT is banned for being against cannibalism.
Meany is banned for promoting cannibalism.
VSMIT's banned for thinking I'm a cannibal. The hunger mentioned was metaphorical, a hunger to see a person exiled, some stunted cousin of blood-lust.
Pagan is banned for not explaining that earlier.
VSMIT's banned because I was busy and not looking at the forums...
I'm not at you people's beck and call all day long.
pagan is banned for not starting the new thread
E_voyager is banned for trying to make Pagan start a new thread about cannibalism.
Ren Gaulen is banned for giving a damn about that, I mean.. what the hell? Free world!
Aiyno is banned because this is now an Ur-Quan slave world.
Ren Gaulen is banned for bringing yet more confusion to the ranks.
llearch is banned for pointing out the confusion. Now we have to deal with it.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not commenting on the rankness of the people in here instead.
llearch is banned because it's not polite to comment on how people smell.
Ryudo Lee is banned because I agree with him. That makes no sense, but he is still banned.
Ren is banned because the sky is blue.
Meany is banned because the East is burning red!!
Ren is banned for burning the east. i liked the east.
e_voyager is banned for liking the east when the south is so much better.
Meany is banned because the North is the coolest! Look! The North is snowing white!
Ren is banned becase i live in the south. or is it south of north? i forget.
E_voyager is banned for being geographically confused.
E is banned because the South is lividly green! And also for having a short memory.
for his manners Meany is banned by Billy Quan
E_voyager is banned for bringing Billy Quan when there are Ur-Quan here already.
Ren is banned for my amusement.
Ryudo Lee is banned for no apparent reason.
Ren is banned for a reason known to everyone but him.
VSMIT is banned for a reason known to nobody but me.
Ren is banned for keeping his reasoning a secret.
VSMIT is banned because they're coming to take him away, ha ha, they're coming to take him away, ho ho, to the happy home, where life is beautiful all the time, and he'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats, and their coming to take him away, ha ha!
Meany's banned because that song is awesome.
Pagan is banned because his statement is true.
Meany is banned for being agreeable.
VMSIT is banned for owning a computer, a keyboard, a mouse, a monitor, and visiting this website. :U
Meany is banned. For the very same reason he banned "VMSIT."
VSMIT is banned for having a faulty EPU.
e_voyager was banned in the name of pony.
Aiyno is banned for bring ponies into this. i must hide from Flinters and white pony you know. they don't really know i exist yet.
e_voyager is banned for being afraid of ponies.
Ryudo is banned for a reason. What that reason is? I DON'T know. :B
Meany is banned for not knowing important things.
Ryudo is banned for thinking that the reason he was banned was an important one.
Meany is banned for thinking he was important.
Ryudo Lee is banned for thinking he knows how to gauge the importance of others.
Black_angel is banned because bans must flow.
Ren Gaulen is banned with the banbones, For sale now in all the better tool shops.
Aiyno is banned for only shopping at the better tool shops. All the cool kids shop at the best tool shops.
Ryudo is banned for making the Mow sad. :mowsad That's my job!
Meany is banned for the good of the world! >:D
Ren Gaulen was not to be banned, but someone miss-clicked and accidentally banned him and though, ''meh' thusly he/she moved on without caring.
Aiyno is banned for I have withdrawls.
Pagan is banned for daring to turn away from whatever he is in withdrawl from.
Meany is banned by the force for refusing to submit to the darksid.
E's banned for I'm about to be back on my addiction. Both of them, lent's nearly over and I'm going back to that old game.
Pagan is banned for observing Lent.
Meany is banned by oxymoron brand banning aids. now that's banning with the power of an Ox!
E is banned for provoking nostalgia. I liked Sheep in the Big City too... :<
Black_angel is banned because shes not fair to me.
e_voyager is banned because life isn't fair.
VSMIT is banned for repeating a common complaint.
E_Voyager is banned for eating my Wafflecopter™.
SPG is banned for stealing my BANNINGCOPTER, which I need to ban people with maximum efficiency.
Ren Gaulen is banned for losing a banning special weapon.
E_voyager is banned because I still have a nuclear device.Gentlemen! The time is running out!
Ren Gaulen is banned because society demanded it!
Aiyno is banned for being a society demagogue .
Society promised that they wouldn't put me into the freezer if I banned you, so I ban you using a banvan.
Aiyno is banned by a party van for an unauthorised usage of a banvan. Hell yeah, party van drop!!
Ren is banned because that's my banvan, and he has no right to use it.
Ryudo Lee is banned because it was Aiyno who used the banvan, not me. I use a party van. I drop it on people's heads. >:3
Ren Gaulen is banned, No one knows why.. it just happened :S
Aiyno is banned on a whim.
Charging core ban driver!
Core ban driver reached maximum power!
Commencing countdown!
3...
2...
1...
FIRE CORE BAN DRIVER!!
Ryudo Lee was banned after being hit with a ban launched nearly at the speed of light.
Ren was banned by firing a ban at almost the speed of light.
llearch is banned because next time I will break the speed of light! PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR BAN!!!
Once there was a man, his name was Ren Gaulen to this day he is banned from everywhere, he is also a falsely accused of being a vampire.
Aiyno is banned because I have decided to become an hero. L E R O O O O O O Y J E E E E E E E E N K I I I N S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for leroying up the forum.
llearch is banned for coining the term "leroying".
Ryudo is banned because Saruman of many Colours commands it.
Meany is banned because it makes me laugh.
Ryudo Lee receives a ban and a reppuken, followed by a RISING STORM.
Ren is banned for using colored letters.
Ryudo Lee is banned for the ANARKI. You'll have to know "Quake 3" to know what I mean.
Ren's banned for using the power of ... homosexual anarchists?
Pagan is banned for not knowing who Anarki is. (Finally a reference I get!)
Ryudo Lee is banned for knowing ANARKI. Then he gets hugged by a Tank Jr.
Ren is banned and hadokened for excessive use of colors.
(http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content/hadoken.jpg)
PROTECTO SHADE!!
I stop hadokens with a palm of my left hand! This is no way to fight the Sword That Bans Evil, which is I!
Meany is banned for launching such a weak attack against me.
Ren Gaulen is banned for calling the all life fist weak. it's like the turtle destruction wave only as strong as the user makes it.
E's banned because no matter how hard you hit it, heartstone can not break.
(read as -- some fighting games have overpowered shields/blocks)
Pagan was banned because he is a blasphemer.
Aiyno is banned for disapproving of blasphemy.
Meany is banned by the true power of the Sword That Bans Evil! AURA SWORD!! SOULCLEAVER!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Blasta1.png)
Ren is banned because he has once again forgotten his horrible aim.
Meany is banned for pointing out Ren's forgetfulness.
Ryudo Lee is banned for ever so politely correcting Meany.
Ryudo is banned because the only thing I forgot is that Meany has no soul and therefore there is nothing for the Soulcleaver to cleave. I'll use a more direct approach next time...
llearch is banned for cyborg ninja'ing me!!
Ren is banned for calling the box a cyborg ninja.
Meany is banned because I'm requesting Final Fusion!!
"Final Fusion, A P P R O V E D!!!"
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/APPROVEDbyMasterAsia.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because I spend too much time in here banning him.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned because his boots turned good and started removing all the chaos and darkness of this forum. :B
Aiyno is banned for implying that I, the Sword That Cleaves Evil, am the "darkness" and "chaos". I am the White Knight of Kirindor, goddamnit! D:<
I should not have said that now, should I?.. <_<'
Ren Gaulen is banned for taking the name of his god in vain.
llearch is banned for letting Ren take his God's name in vain.
VSMIT is banned for thinking I had any way of stopping Ren, other than banning him, post facto...
llearch is banned for... Amaterasu!! :U
Ren Gaulen is thrown into chaos, banned from the mortal plane and a slave to the chaos. every glimpse of true hell beyond the soothing chaos will scar his soul, a fresh scar, every time.
Aiyno is banned because I have walked through Hell and back with only a trusty sword and my squire to back me up. Chaos? I've seen it. It is not nice or soothing, but it is still better than an eternity of freezing-cold flames and metal claws tearing through flesh...
Ren is banned for trusting his squire. Everyone knows squires are good for only two things: carrying your equipment and being your punching bag.
Ryudo Lee is banned because this is no ordinary squire, my friend, no ordinary squire!
He can carry, like, 200 kilogrammes of stuff, and he still can fight with that load! This is, like, the most useful mule in the party! Johann let me join only because this guy was with me!
Ren is banned for having a mutant squire.
Ren's banned because his packmule was more valuable than him. Laugh at Ren's ineffectualness, Laugh at him, I say!
Mothers------! Ryudo, you have disrubted me! Be gone!
The same goes to you, Pagan! Stop ninja'ing me!! Go banned!!!
Ren is banned for being the second in a line of ninja'd posts.
VSMIT is banned because the time is right!
FINAL...
FUUUUUUUUSHAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! :O
GAO... BAN... GAAAAR!!!! >:O
Now, I'll show you...
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/HellandHeaven0.png)
...The true meaning of Courage!!! D:<
I think I'm going slightly mad...
Ren is banned for mixing shadow skill and mech with final fusion.
E_voyager is banned because I'm invincible! My fighting skills are perfectly honed! The power of my bans knows no equal!!! D:<
Triple G Annihilation Technique! D:<
HELL... AND... HEAVEN!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/HellandHeaven1.png) >:O
Ren Gaulen's combat mantas fails and thus he is weakened and becomes banned. next time remember that " i E am invincible. the power of my ban is unmatched. now one can withstand a Ban form me!"
Protecto Shade!! E_voyager's attempt at breaking my combat mantra fails due to him making grammatic mistakes in the one of his own, and thus he is banned once again.
This hands of mine glow with an awesome power! Their loud roar tells me to Ban you! D:<
G-Stone power output approaches its maximum level.
Take this, E_voyager! The Power of the human soul... NO! The Power of MY soul!! D:<
Ultimate Finishing Technique!! >:O
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/HellandHeaven2.png)
*Tiare* The "Ultimate Technique" is a hug?
*Ren* It's not a hug!
*Tiare* But it's so cute!
In banning me with the power of his soul Ren Gaulen triggers my trap. i activate the card Final fusion trap spell both his power and mine are joined then used to ban us both. If i can win then i sure won't lose to you or anyone else.
E_voyager is banned for not realizing that it is he who have fallen for my trap. Since I was aware of his knowledge in the sphere of astral magic, I have prepared a countermeasure for just such a case - a load of containers with Artificial Soul Energy (hello, JP! :3). They interfeared with the work of E_voyager's trap, thus making him the only one who was banned. I, however, was "grazed" by this desperation attack and now the bans will be completely indiscriminate. No one is safe now, since the Engine of Destruction has gone mad.
GEMU...
GIRU...
GAN!! D:<
GOU!!! D:<
GUFOU!!!! >:O
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/HellandHeaven3.png)
Ren is banned for rambling.
Meany is banned for disapproving a well said if a bit long god modding counter ban
E is banned for the opposing xanatos roulettes you and Ren were flinging back and forth.
Pagan is banned because I need to Hadoken something before the endless sea of rage that is my mind overflows on some unsuspecting person. I want to have it overflow only on people who know whats about to happen.
Meany is banned for poor planning. one must never lose control of ones rage or run out of deserving enemies to unleash that rage upon.
e_voyager is banned for being correct. I have erred in the ways of evil, never again will I make such a mistake. Now, if you excuse me, I do believe that orphanage across the street just gave me a dirty look....
Meany is banned for threatening the puppy.
Tech was right... that tv tropes wiki will ruin your life...
Pagan is banned because I never 'threaten'. A threat is only a variation of a warning, which I strongly dissapprove of.
Meany is banned for failures to give a warning. the super villain hand book and unwritten code both state that when victory is nearly assured you must provide a minimum of one warning. this warning may take what ever form you chose be it challenge to you arch enemy ore local authority , a threat or simpler a cryptic statement. this is the villains code code for all who wish to professional pursuant evil you must do it with style and ego!
Very well! The power output has reached its maximum level! Took it long enough..
E_voyager!! My friend! My enemy! Prepare yourself!!! D:<
GEMU, GIRU, GAN, GOU, GUFOU!!!
VITAAAAAAAAAS!!! :O
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/HellandHeaven4.png)
E_voyager! BECOME BAAAAAAAAAAAANNED!!! >:O
Ren Gaulen was banned before he could attack, if he would have attacked he only one that would have taken damage was himself anyway...
Aiyno is banned because I like him.
llearch is banned because my battle... (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Courage1.png)
...Is not over yet!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Courage2.png)
G-Stone Overdrive!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/FinalAttack4.png)
Ren is banned for going overboard with the anime references... again.
Have you forgotten, Ryudo?
The victory goes to... (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/FinalAttack3.png)
...THE COURAGEOUS!!! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Courage5.png) D:<
BECOME BAAAAAAANNED!!!! >:O
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/FinalAttack2.png)
"Warning! Reactor core overheating! G-Stone approaching critical mass!"
Ren is banned for not stopping with the anime references.
"Warning! Reactor core critical! Shutting down." *Do the impossible,
See the invisible,
No... Not yet... Row, row!
Fight the power!*
I still have one, final attack... (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Courage3.png) *Touch the untouchable,
Break the unbreakable,
"Warning! Automatic shutdown overridden! Reactor critical failure imminent!" Row, row!
Fight the power!*
GOLDION... CRUUUUUUSHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/GOLDIONCRUSHER.png)
B A N O F T H E G O D S!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned because this is my anime day and he is over-referring to anime on my anime day :<
Aiyno is banned because I have a headache.
llearch is banned for once again having a headache.
Meany is banned for giving llearch a headache.
Ryudo is banned because eventually, I give everyone a headache, it's just llearch seems to be the first one to succumb.
Meany is banned because he's a much better target than headache provider.
llearch is banned because I am not going to do any more anime references for a while, except for Zengar's "CLEAVE AND SMITE EVIL" and, possibly, Master Asia's "School of the Undefeated of the East (North, South, West, Whatever)". Now, become banned!
Ren is banned for various reasons related to his... well... you know.
Ryudo is banned for I do know his reasons for banning me. And I do not approve of his reasoning.
Ren is banned and hadokened for dissapproving.
(http://www.geocities.com/blackmage0_15/Hadoken.jpg)
PALM OF MUCH REFLECTING FORCE. Meany is banned for misuse of the hadoken. We have already established that it does not work against me.
Ren is banned for godmodding again.
Ryudo is banned because This is no godmodding, my friend, no god modding!! >:D
Pesky anime references! They always know how to sneak up on me! At least no one will ever get this one..
Ren is banned because I finally found where that "burning grip" reference came from, I knew I had seen that before!
Pagan is banned for not loving Regina enough. :<
Aiyno is banned for a good cause.
Ryudo is banned because the cause wasn't good enough.
VSMIT is banned because I have just received the orders from the Holy Terran Inquisition: "Cleanse! Purge!! BAN!!!
Ren is banned for saying the Terrans were holy.
VSMIT is banned for misunderstanding me. The word "Terran" here means planet Terra and the fact that the Inquisition (or, rather, the Church, since the Inquisition is a part of it) considers the cradle of Mankind a holy place. Also, their HQ is on Terra, so the Inquisition is naturally Terran.
Ren is banned because by the will of the Four Ladies, I have slammed a planet buster asteroid into Terra.
(http://www.astro.virginia.edu/class/oconnell/astr121/im/globe-impact-davis-plus.jpg)
Meany is banned for trying to make me make a "Gurren-Lagann" reference by dropping random huge stuff on Terra.
At least he didn't try to destroy Terra with the Moon... :paranoid
Ren Gaulen is banned for giving Meany ideas. You fool!
Eibbor_N is banned because I know what I am doing...
Ren is banned because I seriously doubt that. :/
Meany is banned for underestimating me...
Ren is banned for overestimating himself...
VSMIT is banned because Mudahcat said so.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p231/mike_awesome/wryyyyyy.jpg)
SPG is banned for having a lulcat picture.
Pagan is banned for criticizing SPG's LolCat.
VSMIT is banned for ending the previous page before i got home for work and had a chance to post on it.
e_voyager is banned because he is reminding us of all the pages that we missed posting on.
Aiyno is banned because there's no-one better to ban. ;-]
llearch is banned because I have found one better. Ban-Kai!!
Ren is banned for finding llearch.
Ryudo is banned because I have lost llearch. He and his hiding skills!!..
Ren Gaulen is banned by the snake from his haven. :U
Aiyno is banned because I have had enough of this *censored* snakes in this *censored* heaven!!! D:<
I'll hide in that box until the snake leaves. :paranoid Wait, it seems to be occupied... OH GODS NO!!!..- 'A'
Ren Gaulen is banned because simply discovering Ban-kai is not enough to master it.
E_voyager is banned because I don't really need Ban-Kai to ban Evil. I have an Aura Sword that cuts both flesh and spirit, Cleaving Evil Instantly. I mean, Banning Evil Instantly. :animesweat
(Unless it is some powerful netherworlder that can simply shrug it off. I have turn into my Awakened form and use the Divine Aura Sword or the Megido Flare (or even the Lance of Longinius) in this case.)
Ren Gaulen is smite and banned by the team of Odin, Oberon and Zeus for more god modded then is usual on the internet.
Oh, snap! Outflanked!
While the trio of Gods (or two Gods and the King of Amber?) are busy pummelling me, someone uses my (and their) absence to summon the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, Shub-Niggurath, which bans E_voyager.
e_voyager is banned for the multi-pantheon references.
Ren is banned for ninja'ing my post.
Ryudo is banned because I don't ninja. I Ghost.
:explosion
"Call the shot."
Ren's banned, for if he can ghost, should he not have phased in and out of walls by now?
Pagan is banned by mow ninja's from the other realm. :U
Aiyno is banned and hadokened for using mows to do his dirty work for him.
(http://www.geocities.com/blackmage0_15/Hadoken.jpg)
Meany is banned for throwing hadokens around. Don't make me Final Flash you to the next dimension!! D:<
Ren is banned because I've learned how to cast meteor and need a practise target.
(http://www.astro.virginia.edu/class/oconnell/astr121/im/strike3.gif)
Meany is banned for using the black materia.
Ryudo Lee physical body was chopped in half and his soul was sealed away in a different dimension, he was banned from this plane, forever.
I like blades :D
Ainyo's banned for the soul banning of Ryudo.
Pagan is banned in lieu of Aiyno.
Ryudo is banned by a squadron of Nod Ban-Shees.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Ban-Shee.png)
Ren is banned for the bad pun.
Ryudo Lee has a temp-ban because this was the only way to stop him from getting a real- ban.
Aiyno is perma-banned for pulling his punches.
Meany receives a BAN OF THE GODS and is banned for the rest of eternity. This ban is delivered by Amaterasu.
Ren is banned for giving the task of banning me to a sun goddess. The Lady of Summer undoes Amaterasu's ban, and the Ladies of Autumn, Winter, and Spring deliver Ren's banishment to him, via lots of sharp, pointy weapons.
Meany is banned for using * bit theatre images and not using the fighterdoken withes slices up enemies and is hared to block. (hey i gave you days to use it. and it is a fond memory of when i used the wizard hadoken for my images 3 years or so ago.")
e_voyager is banned because to my knowledge, * bit theatre does not exist.
Meany is hereby banned for using images form a sight with one knowledge of that sight and is hilarity.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/
nuklearpower is the home of 8 bit theater.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010406
and the fighterdoken if a special attack that must be heard
e_voyager is banned for using two links in the same post.
Meany is banned for the pain that I know he caused me! Why else would my leg hurt so much.
Pagan is banned for passing the buck. if Meany had done it he would be missing a leg right now. or is that me dark sider darkE i'm thinking about?
e_voyager has obtained a ban because of his non importance and since he soon is to have importance of the invisible friend host variety.
Aiyno is banned because the banning will continue until morale improves.
Ren Gaulen is banned to improve morale.
He certainly improved mine.
llearch is banned because the Death Star is operational!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/TheDeathStar.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned because it's a trap!
llearch is banned because the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Ren Gaulen is banned because llearch is a box! :U
Aiyno is banned because I find his lack of faith disturbing.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he believes in a false god. God is llearch, everyone knows that. :U
Aiyno is banned for blatantly lying. Damaris is God, not llearch.
Meany is banned because Damaris is a Goddess, not a God.
Ren is banned for half correcting me. The word Goddess is corrrect, but remember: we weren't talking about a God/Goddess, we were talking about the God/Goddess.
Meany is banned because there are no Gods or Kings. Only Man.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Nogodsorkings.png)
And if there really is a God, it will be necessary to abolish him!
Ren is banned he has not what he needs to kill a God.
Pagan is banned for not recomending Pandora's box.
Meany is banned because I feel like cleaving and smiting some Evil.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/DAIZENGAR2.png)
Ren is banned because I feel like melting some faces.
Meany is banned because one does not simply rock into Mordor!!
There goes the siren that warns of the spam raid,
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak,
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne,
Got to get up for the banning attack.
Running, scrambling, flying,
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again.
Running, scrambling, flying,
Rolling, turning, diving,
Ban! Live to fly, fly to live, ban or die!
Won't you ban? Live to fly, fly to live, Aces high!
Ran Gaulen is banned because my schwartz is as big as his.
llearch is banned for breaking out his schwartz. That was really uncalled-for.. :paranoid
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Domonisfrightened.png)
Ren Gaulen is banned by all the worlds dictionaries combined into one stack.
Jeez N. Crow! Aiyno is banned for using enough paper to create a bridge in that last ban.
Pagan is banned because I sense much fear in him. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Ren is banned because suffering leads to me. >:3
Meany is banned because your evil is unwanted here! Be gone!
Ren Gaulen is banned for posting to much in this topic, iow more than everyone else, we all still love him however, in a non-gay way ;) But I hope this topic will one day bore him so that I can take over an rule the topic...
Aiyno is banned because I've forgotten why he shouldn't be banned.
Meany is banned because I always remember why he should be banned.
Ren Gaulen is banned because he is a holy knight of medusa D:
Aiyno is banned because he is a careless deer in the strobe room then! >:3 Poptarts! :З
Ren is banned for getting the in path of my Fighterdoken.
Meany is banned for being a pygmy shrew.
Ren is banned because I've unleashed a horde of my fellow pygmy shrews upon him!
Meany is banned for mistaking VSMIT for me.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not being VSMIT
Aiyno is banned for not being a pancake man.
I am a pancake man! and I have IRC logs to prove it! D:
of course they are not shown on this forum an shall not be discussed!
Also your banned for lying.
Aiyno is banned because I never said my accusation was true.
Meany is banned because Soldato J is not pizza! :U
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/IamnotPizza.png)
Ren is banned because Soldato J is indeed, pita bread! :U
Meany is banned because he said... BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!... :O
And because I feel like screaming some random and inane stuff.
Bread. Bread. Breadbreadbread. *sings bread to the can-can song* Ren is banned because I've obtained annoyingness in addition to my meanness and evilness.
Meany is banned for not having banned Ren well enough.
Aiyno is banned completely and utterly, then imprisoned in the abyss of nothingness, and had his memories erased so he doesn't try to escape.
Meany is banned for overkill.
llearch is banned for doing 99999 damage to Meany.
VSMIT is banned for doing ∞ damage. :3
Aiyno is banned. I also cast Doom on him and he was inflicted with the Ban status. He will be banned again in 4 turns.
VSMIT is banned because I cheated and framed him for it! :U
Meany is banned for admitting that he cheated. You could have gotten away with that, you know...
Ren is banned for two reasons. One: I was not afraid a page ago, I was shocked. Two: It's nearly here! So much waiting, I have been in my desert for forty long days and tomorrow my sufferings shall END!
Pagan is banned for not giving more reasons.
Ouari is banned for not having a face that I can melt. :<
Meany is banned for melting Ouari's face.
By the way, Aiyno was also banned two rounds ago.
VSMIT is banned because my eyes are strained from his new avatar.
Meany is banned because I wanted to see my words on the screen.
Pagan is banned, because it is morning.
Aiyno is banned because there is no remorse in me.
e_voyager is banned for having white text
Ouari is banned for not realizing my text color is depended on the forum layout that is being used.
e_voyager is banned for responding to someone! he should no respond, he should ignore the fool :D
pyro~]
Suddenly Aiyno is struck down and banned by Dio Brando with a Dreadnought!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/BizarroDreadnought.png)
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for using pictures which have been cut amateurishly, and also for making a warhammer reference.
Aiyno is banned because I don't cut! I CLEAVE! >:[
Ren gaulen is banned because he is a distant relative of This (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4308.0.html) guy. >:3
Aiyno is banned because I'm a distant relative of THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9GQNKD0-9Y) guy! >:]
Ren is banned because I've found proof that his hereditary documents had been tampered with! D:< Untill the investigation is complete, you officially are a distant relative of a puddle of mud!
Meany is banned for I have come out of my desert. The long trial is over: it is finished!
And I finally get to have my chocolate back.
Pagan is banned and his chocolate is taken away just as soon as he reclaimed it to make him feel absolute despair.
Ren is banned because my minions have assassainated his beloved Emporer, and replaced him with a demon under several disguises and anti-detection spells.
Meany is banned for going through will all that secrecy and effort when you revealed the demon right above me.
Pagan is banned because we've already completed our task, and the false emporer is now dissposable.
Meany is banned because disposable minions always have some use when their task is done even if it's just as a distraction.
e_voyager is banned for pointing out things I already now. Why do you think WE haven't offed him yet?
Meany is banned because the false emperor has not been offed yet.
VSMIT is banned because the ban mallet is law!
Aiyno is banned because the ban mallet is not law, but the Big Black Boots are.
VSMIT is banned for forgetting on simple thing. This guy is the Law!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/IamtheLaw.png)
Ren is banned because I've used the power of the South to turn the law evil! >:D
Meany is banned for that guy can not be corrupted to evil. but his twin brother can.
e_voyager is banned because I never settle for anything short of the best! >:O Also, because I've just hadokened a village and am far too happy for words :)
Meany is banned because his standards are too high.
VSMIT is banned for encouraging someone to be less then they can hope to be and well on the slippery slope to being less then they are.
e is banned for quoting his now nonexistent Personal Text.
VSMIT is banned cause the doc says I got to vent frustration in a non-violent way. Screw that though!
VSMIT, you're banned with fists, with teeth, with fury, by blood.
Pagan is banned for not listening to his doctor.
Eh, I eat enough apples, I've got years to go without seein a doc, or a shrink, or any other med-guy.
And so, VSMIT, you are banned once again, for I have reached a climax of drama in the story. Oh-yes! This shall be good.
Notwithstanding the amount of apples he regularly consumes, Pagan is banned and given to a certain doctor for... certain medical experiments... We will probably not see him for a while (if ever). Also, I have an unpleasant feeling that I am turning Evil again. Is there a Zengar in the house?
Ren Gaulen is banned for his lack of commitment to his cause.
e_voyager is banned for blocking my Ren Gaulen ban and Pagan ban's
Aiyno is banned because there's no reason why he shouldn't be.
Ryudo is banned because that is the best excuse for not giving a reason.
VSMIT is banned for everyone's amusement.
Ryudo is banned for everyone's bemusement.
VSMIT is banned because it's funny when it happens to him.
Ryudo is banned because it makes him cry.
VSMIT is banned because his sneakers where dirty on the 33th of January. >:3
Aiyno is banned for thinking I wear sneakers.
VSMIT is banned for having an annoying avatar.
SPG is banned for having an avatar more annoying than mine.
VSMIT is banned without redemption. javascript:void(0);
Aiyno is banned with prejudice.
Ryudo is banned with ketchup and a side order of fries.
Meany is banned for opening the box of DOOM. :erk
Aiyno is banned because I like opening boxes of doom. :3
Meany is banned because I didn't want to be opened.
llearch is banned for being a clever little box. He's a sneaky one.
Pagan and everyone else within 15 meter radius are banned because I have dropped a box of Boom. Black Boom, to be precise.
:explosion
Ren has committed box abuse which upset our resident parabox and resident in an immediate ban again him thus Ren Gaulen is now banned.
E_voyager is banned because in process of banning me he accidentally toppled over several barrels of Red Boom, which are now joyfully rolling towards the East that is burning red and another BAN OF THE GODS. Gentlemen! This is a nuclear device! The time is running out!
Ren Gaulen in banned, for the world ends today, today. Dance in the flames, as the world is swallowed by the beast.
HURRAH!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!! Pagan is the first one to be banned by the Flames of the Endtimes. Genlemen! The time has run out (once again)! REJOICE!!
Ren is banned because all the evil people he's ever cloven or smitten would like to have a little 'chat' with him. Please ignore the sharp, pointy weapons....>:3
Meany is banned because there is nothing I cannot cleave, and nothing I cannot cleave again, for I am the Sword That Cleaves Evil. CLEAVE AND SMITE! D:<
Ren is banned because Ceilingcat has seized control of Heaven!
(http://catmas.com/images/2006/12/where-is-your-god-now.jpg)
Meany is banned because a cat is well qualified to be a God.
Ren Gaulen is banned because the World is Not Enough!
llearch is banned because I will rule the world... with The World!! >:D
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/ZaWarudo-1.png)
Za Warudo! Toki wo tomare...
Ren is banned because the forces of evil now hold dominion of all the Earth! >:O
Meany is banned because the controlling power doesn't practice his type of evil.
They use more of a pure type, influencing everyone's decisions without them knowing it, kind of like llearch.
VSMIT is banned for we whisper to the dusk.
A prayer to the dawn.
We deny, we stand against the dark.
And we fight till the break of dawn.
Pagan is banned for banning me using poetry.
VSMIT is banned by zombie hordes from another dimension with lasers.
Aiyno is banned for being a better Ky/Koyta fan then i am.
E_voyager is banned for being a better Forte fan than I am.
...
Wait, I am not a Forte fan to begin with! It does not make sense!! D:
E_voyager is banned anyway. >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned because the voices in my head told me to do that. :>
Aiyno is banned to silence the voices in his head.
Oh, snap! Now I've got voices in my head!!
...
They tell me to CLEAVE AND SMITE, so everything seems to be fine.
Ren Gaulen is banned because they haven't stopped, one of them tells me to kill people the other one makes an :erk face at that one and the other just screams FIRE ... and the last one says PIE and pizza a lot :<
Aiyno is banned because i am "in body at lease" a Nuclear device and he banned Ren before i could tell him that time is running out.
E_voyager is banned because the weather control device is charging its thunder storm!! :dface Use the chronosphere to get through!!
Ren Gaulen is banned because he fails to find redemption from / through evil.
come let me show you the way to redemption though you might thing that cure worse then the disease.
E_voyager is banned because I do not seek redemption from Evil. I Cleave and Smite it! D:< AKU ZOKU ZAN - CLEAVE EVIL INSTANTLY. >:[
But I do appreciate E_voyager's concern about the possibility of me myself becoming Evil if my vision of Justice and Good becomes twisted and perverted. By Meany.
Ren is banned to death. So if he comes back to ban someone else then... HE'S A ZOMBIE!
Ryudo Lee is banned for thinking that he could defeat me that easily. How cAn yOU hoPe To cHAllenge a pErfEcT, ImmOrtal mAchIne? THAT'S RIGHT! I WAS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AS A ROBOT! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SCIENCE!!
Just kidding. Tiare revived me.
Ren is banned for calling in a favor from Tiare.
Ryudo is banned because it is Tiare's job as a White Sorceress of the party to heal and/or revive fallen companions. And for the enemies of the party she always has a free Grand Stellar Hail, Mighty Multi Magic Missile or Eternity Pulsar.
Ren Gaulen is banned by the blue of the sky and sea, The white of the clouds and the green of the grass and plants.
Aiyno is banned for using colorful language.
Ryudo is banned because Zengar commands him to listen to his song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdVZl_EX5s8&feature=related)
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Listentomysong.jpg)
Ryudo is banned for beating me to banning Aiyno who beat me to banning Ren Gaulen.
You are also banned because VSMIT isn't here so I can't yell at him, you're his scapegoat. It's a song! Not poetry! I'll ban through prose when and if I want to.
You are banned for a third reason as well, you are banned because Ren uses black text on a black screen and it's hard to see if it's there or not.
Now Ryudo, become banned. By fire, by ice, by the fear of the world! I sentence you to exile!
ARGH! REN! You shall pay for that! Burn in the fires of the hell of bannation!
*smirks* I am fireproof, Pagan.. As for you, you are banned by the power of The Power!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/ThepowerofTHEPOWER.png)
The power of The Power is apparently to turn stuff orange and make it ten times as powerful. I think I will never stop referencing GaoGaiGar...
Ren is banned for using such a badly translated quote. I hope it's badly translated. I want to be believe writers are smarter than translaters. I want to have hope for the intelligence of humans...
Pagan is banned because this thread needs more Nutmeg
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/WEO/B4nn3rZ/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmegshort.png)
Aiyno is banned for bringing Nutmeg into this thread. Permission not granted! (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmeg.png)
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/ThisthreadrequiresmoreNutmeg.png)
Ren is banned because... well, nevermind, that wasn't in the comic... eh, he's banned anyway.
Pagan is banned after getting caught between two battling Machine Gods.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/BattleoftheGods1.png)
I think EVA Unit-01 might have eaten him to replenish its HP. :sweatdrop
Bad EVA! No cookie!
Ren Gaulen is banned because Albanion came saw and killed.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/WEO/B4nn3rZ/Morenutmeg.png)
Aiyno is banned because... of this life... I HAVE NOT A SINGLE REGRET!!!
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/Asplodion2.png)
BAN OF THE GODS. Once again...
Ren Gaulen is banned for not taking the hint about the excessive images.
llearch is banned for not giving Ren a bigger hint.
Ryudo is banned by the will of the Four Ladies.
Meany is banned in the name of Southpark. :B
Aiyno is banned because I have razed Comedy Central to the ground, and enslaved it's people. >:]
Meany is banned because I didn't care so much about Comedy Central anyway.
Ryudo Lee is banned because I am watching Comedy Central right now. :<
Aiyno is banned to make room for a temple to Lady Autumn.
Meany is banned for the same reason.
Ryudo Lee is banned because he entered the temple of HIDDEN doom, in fact the DOOM is so well HIDDEN that no one knows the DOOM is there except its creator. :U
Aiyno is banned because the hidden doom was supposed to be a secret! D:< Lady Autumn is displeased by your revealing of the secret and has cursed you to an eternity of depression in addition to your banning! >:O
Meany is banned for changing his avatar.
I've got a better reason, but I'm saving it...
Pagan is banned for saving his 'better reason'.
Meany is banned because he isnt part of the band, He is just someone standing there, watching them chase after their dreams, making himself miserable, because he never had the heart to follow his, he thinks its too late, but in truth it is never to late, he lacks guts.
Aiyno is banned because if I lack guts, I'll just take yours. >:3
Meany is banned because I have learned that he is not the Undefeated of the South, but in fact an impostor! The real Undefeated of the South is an ace Federation pilot, lieutenant Burning South (http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/BurningSouth.jpg) (it is his name :eek)! I wanted him to come here in person and confirm it, but he seems to be late. Very late. :.
Ren is banned because since he is the former Undefeated of the North, his opinion means ziltch to the other Undefeated Ones. And FYI, I assumed the title of Undefeated of the South when Mr. South proved to not be from the South at all!
Meany is banned because the man that Master Asia, the Undefeated of the Yeast, acknowledges as the King of Hearts want to say something.
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/RentheKnight/A%20Bunch%20of%20Random%20Pictures/ThishandofmineisBurningSouth.png)
"THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING SOUTH!!!"
...OK, this was weird. However, Meany is hit by a BURNING SOUTH HAND and utterly banned.
Don't slay me, llearch. No more pictures after this one, I promise.
Ren is banned for making me question what little sanity I thought he had to begin with.
Meany is banned... because... argh, I can't ban you for stealing my target. That ban was just too good. So I ban you for being what you are, mean.
Meany is banned because I was not the one to create this little atrocity. I merely found it and put it to good/bad use. As for my sanity, just one thing: SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK.
In before "Sanity was for last week".
PAGAN!! Stop ghost'ing me!! BECOME BANNED!!!
Haha, Ren Gaulen, I shall always be there to steal your bans or to ban you myself.
And thus, I ban you now! I ban you while I laugh in the face of your suffering.
I don't even need to use my better reason yet, you make this too easy!
Hahaha!
Pagaaaaan!!! I scream your name like captain Kirk screamed Khan's!
PAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The suffering you caused me has ignited the burning rage within my soul! Like a character from DBZ I will now transform into my Ascended Apotheosized Advanced Ultimate Perfect Final Super Hyper Form(tm)!! And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, and you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you!!
PAGAN!! TURN INTO THE LIGHT AND BECOME BANNED!!! BAN OF THE LORD!!!
Damn. I should have kept that for Meany rather than unleashing it on Pagan..
I am pagan. I worship not your lord. Your anger only feeds me, give me more!
You are banned for I shall slay the Knight!
Pagan, you are banned by the power of the Seasons themselves!
Spring: The time of birth, and of joy.
Summer: The time of growth, and of cruelty.
Autumn: The time of decay, and of sorrow.
Winter: The time of death, and of indifference.
As long as the cycle continues, your banishment shall endure. The crime you commited to warrent this? I called dibs on slaying Ren! You broke the law of Dibs! >:O
Meany is banned after I set off the Nth Impact in the Antarctic region and tilt the axis of the Earth a little. Now the seasons won't change any more, or, rather, there will be no seasons at all. The Four Ladies are ban-nished from this realm for good, and Pagan is free. REJOICE!! :B
Ren is banned because in retrebution, I've launched an RPC straight at his face! >:O
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/sergey25/Artwork2/ImageD.jpg)
Meany is banned for referencing Emilie Autumn.
THE WORLD!!!
...
Time is frozen...
*makes The World smash the RPC to pieces with his metal fists*
Do you not realize that against MY WORLD all of your power is meaningless, MEANINGLESS, MEANINGLESS!!!
ARGH!! Overridden by the Lord of the Box! Llearch, become banned for this!!
Ren Gaulen, you aided me, so you are banned.
I would have found a way around Meany's ban eventually.
Oh, and don't think this means I've given up my task. The wheel must turn and the Blood must flow through the Heart.
Pagan is banned because the Four Ladies are not defeated so easily. Since Ren has upset the very nature of the world with his act, me and my ilk were able to beg Gaia into setting the world right, and thus restoring the seasons and the Ladies. You may get around it eventually, but for now, you are banished!
Very well, my friend! As the Guardian Knight of Kirindor, Sorceress' Knight and Knight Errant of the Holy Order of Asheron I will not turn away the challenge! We shall now proceed to do a battle of much destructive power that will devastate the planet and send the world of Man into the state of perdition. The smoke from ruined cities will once again blot out the sun, as the rivers and the Ocean itself will dry out. The land will be torn asunder and lava will flow freely where flowers once bloomed. In the end the atmosphere of the planet too will be set to flame and burn out, leaving only scorched rock silently floating in the black cold emptiness of Space. And the Angels will shed the tears of sorrow looking at the destruction caused by those who were supposed to protect the world, yet annihilated it with their own hands instead.
That was supposed to be Pagan's ban.. :paranoid
Oh, and Meany is banned while I am at it. The Goddess of Nature will never hear your pleading, neither will she listen to you, evildoer.
Firstly; Gaia is a titan. Secondly; your little stunt would have destroyed ecosystems all across the globe, and for your own petty reasons! You bacically tried to destroy the enitre world! While I applaud your attempt, you don't think Gaia would, oh I don't know, want some form of life to be able to live on the planet without external help?
My case has been made, and since the Ladies and Gaia both stand before me know, I think we know the answer.
Also, Ren is banned for destruction of ecosystems that did not belong to him.
Have we cosmically switched places or something?
You're babling on about Gaia and the Ladies; I'm being as evil as I want to be, I've even got Ren fighting me.
Something's wrong, but right now, I could care less. Actually I kinda like it. I will give you one solace before I ban you though, when I slay the Knight, I shall not harm the earth.
I make no promises about cities, individuals, and the human populace as whole... Those are as good as screwed.
Now time for a ban... Good-bye Meany, I've watched your evil and learned. And now I need no teacher. Become banned and be gone.
Pagan is banned for learning from a novice. I'm only at Politician grade evil. You want to learn to be truely corrupt? Go to Law school.
Meany is banned for give away the secret to evil scholarship. no one is as evil as one who know how to be evil and right at the same time.
e_voyager is banned because it was never a secret to begin with. I mean come on, Charline INVENTED law school, if that ain't a sign of evilness, then what is?
Meany is banned but case he failed to keep the secret handshake of the loyal order of water buffalo secret. ( the best kept secret is one that everybody has to know. Everyone knows that lawyers are evil but hearing a lawyer admit it justifies that belief and therefore cannot be allowed. so tell me how come the grand Poobah has to run the who show?)
e_voyager is banned for revealing the name of the secret society he and Meany are members of.
VSMIT is banned for trying to blow the whistle on us. i never made it into the order.
e_voyager is banned for knowing the secret handshake to an order he's not a member of.
It's a snowy day, the sun is shining, I feel cold and I'm going to ban VSMIT now~.
Aiyno is banned because the North is snowing white!! But the part of it where I live is not any more. :<
Ren is banned for bring the weather into this. the people of the north are complaining that Ren's comment on snow are actually causing more snow.
e_voyager is banned because I'm not complaining about the weather.
Vsmit is banned for lying, or telling the truth.
Aiyno is banned because I can't think of anything better to do.
Ryudo is banned for my amusement.
Meany is banned because that's more amusing.
Ryudo is banned to amuse the Denizens of Hell.
Meany is banned to control the chaos in between.
Aiyno is banned to appease the gods.
VSMIT is banned because the gods are not amused.
Ryudo Lee is banned because he made god giggle like a little schoolgirl, and the devil bullies god for it.
they are my best friends~
Aiyno is banned because the demons and angels do not approve of this freindship. Get some minions for them to hang out with, and they might reconsider. I recomend velociraptors.
I'm not allowed t create life anymore, the last time I did a village was erased from the face of the earth... :<
also, I blame you for it, thusly they ban you.
Aiyno is banned for passing blame.
Ryudo Lee is banned for lack of drive to find the truth ow what Aiyno is hiding.
E's banned because I'm kinda dizzy...
Pagan is banned because I'm kinda crazy...
Meany is banned for being misleading.
VSMIT is banned for not bring me my pizza with extra plasma power and ice cream like i ordered in 30 minutes or less.
E's banned cause now his pizza's free.
Pagan is banned because the pizzaria pulled a Thief, by making use of fine fine print and muttered words on commercials.
Meany is banned by the ban hammer of utter fluffiness!
Aiyno is banned because I sprayed water on the Ban Hammer of Utter Fluffiness to make it a Sopping Ban Hammer, then stomped it out of existence by borrowing llearch's Big Black Boots.
VSMIT is banned for some how snitching the boxes boots. how do boxes even wear boots anyway?
e_voyager is banned because I don't think he's going to like the answer.
Meany is banned for holding back a bad answer. That's so out of character for him.
Ryudo is banned because I define what is in or out of character for me. Not him. And also, because it's fun to watch. :3
Meany is banned for fisting his avatar.
llearch is banned for such a horrible mental image/ pun
e_voyager is banned for thinking about it.
Ryudo Lee is banned for discouraging individual thought regardless of how painful that thought turned out to be.
e_voyager is banned because I'm not discouraging individual thought... just pointing out that you could have chosen not to think about it and save yourself the headache.
Ryudo is banned for I shall be out of state for the next three days. Gotta be there when my dad realizes that he's half a century old.
Pagan is banned for pointing out the age of old people. For some reason, they don't like it when you do that. At least my mother doesn't. I wonder why that is.
Ryudo is banned for pointing out his mom's old age. I do it to my dad.
Ryudo is banned for mistaking old people with women who are getting old and don't want to admit it. Old people are proud of their age. They boast it.
Or at least the old people that I know do that.
Gah, no fair! VSMIT, you're banned for ninja'ing me!
Pagan is banned for kicking the ninja's
Aiyno is banned for defending the ninjas.
VSMIT is banned for being a pirate supporter.
Ryudo is banned for bashing pirate supporters. And I'm neutral. I want both sides to lose.
VSMIT was laser'd before I could ban him but I've already set the trap for when he returns.
Aiyno is banned for forgetting the constant
Omega is banned for being a constant.
Black_Angel is banned for having more than 666 posts.
Dak is banned for having almost as awesome avatar as I do.
Omega is banned for comparing avatars.
Ryudo is banned because the whiskers on his avatar remind me of a mustache.
Meany is banned because... those are whiskers? Must talk to a certain artist...
Ryudo Lee is banned for talking. :<
Aiyno is banned for breathing.
Meany is banned for having a beating heart.
VSMIT is banned because the river will turn red with the blood of the infidels.
For the sake of all the people Aiyno has been banned., it not not because he'd not a nice guy oh no it is because he wields some kind of influence that can not readily be defined and that generates both power and fear.
e_voyager ia banned for speaking in terms that my tiny brain can barely understand. :<
Meany is banned for admitting he has an inferior brain.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not appreciating Meany's honesty.
Black_angel is banned for appreciating Meany.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not being able to appreciate some one who's views are not their own.
e_voyager is banned for having different views than me.
Ryudo is banned because Amber is sick, again. 'A'
Meany is banned because that should not be mentioned, too much depression in the world already an stuff. :U
Aiyno is banned to further the world's ammount of depression.
Meany is banned to lessen the world's amount of evil.
VSMIT is banned for wasting 5 minutes of my life with his avatar...
xHaZxMaTx is banned because I have not seen him for a while in this thread.
Ren is banned for not seeing Haz enough.
Ryudo is banned for having too many Portal references.
Haz is banned because I have no time, but I must ban.
Banned is Ren Gaulen, because an angel came down from earth and told me about his devious deeds.
Aiyno is banned because angels usually come down from Heaven, not "from earth". And what devious deeds are you talking about? I don't do devious deeds! I only Cleave and Smite Evil!!
I am obviously not a normal person, people and angels all come from above, earth or heaven.. pff its still above.
therefore you are banned.
Aiyno is banned for being Aiyno. :/
So you are a denizen of Hell than, hmm?
In this case, as the Sword That Bans Evil, I will banish you from here. Aiyno! Become banned!!
Argh. Overridden again. For this, Haz, you receive a... ban to the head!! Cover your heads, everybody!
Ren Gaulen is banned for being Ren Gaulen.
and not on fire.
Aiyno is banned because I am what I am. I am nothing less that I am, though sometimes I can be a bit more that I seem to be. I am, therefore I am. But what am I? - This is the question you are asking yourself right now. Alas, you'll never know the answer, as I ban you from the very existence. BAN OF THE ETERNITY!!!
Also, I am most definitely not on fire. I am fireproof.
Ren is banned because I've tossed him in quicksand.
Meany is banned because I have already returned from the quicksand pit... and I want my helmet back. Someone stole it. Have someone seen my helmet?
Ren is banned because by now, that helmet is probably somewhere in China. *counts money*
Meany is banned because I suspect him of pawning my helmet. Guess I'll have to take Viral's now... *grumble, grumble*
Ren is banned for grumbling.
Ryudo is banned for not grumbling. *grumbles about not having more money to count*
Meany must be banned, no matter the cost.
*"The Touch" by Stan Bush starts playing*
One shall stand, one shall fall!
Ren Gaulen is banned to the MAX!
Omega is banned much less.
At first Aiyno was banned, but then he was found innocent. Then he was thrown to the sharkticons.
Ren is banned for I have found the One Ring of Power! Soon, the world itself shall bow to my will!! >:D
Meany is banned because it seems like a reasonable thing to do.
Omega is banned because I have to ban somebody, and I don't have any reasons not to ban him.
Ren Gaulen is belatedly banned for referencing the boot to the head sketch.
llearch is banned for having too many monkeys.
Haz is banned for ninja'ing me and denying Llearch his consolation prize - a lifetime supply of ice cream.
Ren is banned for not giving me a lifetime supply of ice cream. :c
You wouldn't have liked it - it's flavour is "Boot to the head". Oh, and by the way - you are banned, Haz. Just because the bans must flow.
Ren is banned because the wheel must turn.
Meany is banned because the wheels on the bus go round and round.
Black_Angel is banned for not liking it when people think she's a guy.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MALES YOU SEXIST
i shud report u 4 sexisism
Dak is banned for banning Black_angel because I wanted to ban her myself. :<
Ren is banned because he banned me and I think it's 'cuz he's fursecutin' me. fursecutiooooooooon
Dak is banned for being a hypocrite! D:
Haz is banned because a strange and unknown power compels me to do so.
Ren is banned for using irrelevant reasons to ban people. :<
Haz is banned for having an avatar of what looks disturbingly similar to Ink. Uh-oh...Impending Doom senses tingling...
:destroyed
Meany is banned for daring to have the blue dweeb dancing in his signature.
e_voyager is banned for calling Rock a dweeb. Didn't he beat Forte at one point?
VSMIT is banned because while rock beats forte(somehow) he still takes to long to develop his own personality and remains a robot much longer then the younger forte.
E is banned because robots should be fighting each other with lasers and missiles, not playing silly forum games.
Dakata is banned for playing silly forum games. ;-]
Llearch is banned for hypocrisy, for he plays this games himself.
Ren Gaulen is banned because his bunny is not bunny enough.
Aiyno is banned because this is no bunny, my friend, no bunny! >:D It is a hare.
Ren Gaulen is banned for splitting hair's when bunnies were brought up.
spanky is banned because that's no bunny, it's a space station!
llearch is banned for reviving e's old nickname.
VSMIT is banned because that's not a bunny, this is a bunny!
Llearch is banned 'cuz I have had enough of this *censored* bunnies in this thread!! >:[
Ren is banned because the bunnies are invading the forum! Flee for your meaningless lives! D:
:bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny :bunny
Oh noes! They're already here! All is lost!
There is only one thing left to do!
NUKE RUSH!!...
"Multiple nuclear missile launches detected!"
Gentlemen! It is a nuclear device! The time is running out!
:explosion :explosion :explosion
Meany is caught in the explosion and thoroughly banned, along with all of those bunnies.
Ren Gaulen has too much blood in his alcohol system.
Aiyno is banned for implying that I have too much alcohol in my blood. There are only two kinds of stuff flowing through my veins: hot blood and nanomachines!! >:[ No alcohol stands a chance against those. Also, alcohol is potentially Evil, and no Evil can stand against me, for I am the Sword That Cleaves Evil!!
Ren is banned for still claiming to be 'the sword that cleaves evil' when he can't even cleave and smite me.
Meany is banned because he does not even qualify to be truly evil, let alone Evil from capital letter. He is only mean. He is quasi-evil, margarine of evil, Diet Coke of evil, Evil Lite. Not truly Evil.
Ren is banned and thrown to the Horde of Invincible Fanpersons for insulting a scythe-weilding psychopath.
Meany is banned because I use my negotiating powers to take control of the minds of those Fanpersons, and then convince them that supposedly evil scythe-wielding psychopath is the one they really want, thus making them chase Meany (or Testament from "Guilty Gear" game series, who is not necessarily a psychopath, but wields a scythe and looks like a gothy bishounen). Fanpersons in general have nothing on me. I fear only Rabid Fangirls.
Ren is banned for being a knight, which dragons don't like.
Dak is banned because I am not that kind of a knight. I am a daemonslayer, not a dragonslayer. Not that slaying a dragon would be beyond my power... It is just that dragons are generally benevolent creatures, and I only fight the Evil (unless it is self-defence).
Ren is banned for being a good knight.
Wait...
VSMIT is banned for not questioning his logic BEFORE he posted. :3
Black_angel is banned because there is no logic here. Only bans. And party vans, but that's supposed to be a secret.
Ren is banned for being illogical.
VSMIT is banned because spanky is not my old nick name. it's a new one that boxy and bubbles are trying to attach to me.
e_voyager is banned because he is being plagued by the box and Brunny bubbles. :<
Aiyno is banned because he is plagued by doubt.
Black_angel is banned so that she may be plagued by bans.
Ren is banned for passing the plague onto others.
VSMIT is banned because he was deceased.
Aiyno is banned after I pass the plague on him. Receive the touch of Grey Death and become banned.
Ren Gualen, I have returned from my journey. I am back. To celebrate my homecoming, you shall be banned before the peoples in the spirit of bloodlust. Enjoy.
Pagan is banned for where there is blood-lust, there is bloodshed. Time to smite some Evil, I suppose... >:]
Ren Gaulen is banned with the power of ´´The Geekdom. ´´
Aiyno is banned by the power of the Greyskull!!! >:O
Ren is banned by the power of pizza, oh yeah!
Pagan is banned with the power I borrowed from my big-bro: Cruelty.
Meany, man, it was a sane boring few days without you. Good to be backstabbing with you. So here's a fire you can burn in ban for you. It's cause I want to make sure you don't get Ren first you changed your sig.
Meany is banned because he received a second power from his brother: Weakness.
Pagan is banned for ninja'ing me.
Hahaha, VSMIT, I laugh at your suffering. Now become banned.
Pagan is banned for pulling a Meany.
VSMIT's banned because I'm going to dance on the floor till the night glows red.
"Let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised."
Pagan is banned because I'm going to dance on his head till my boots turn red. :D This game is fun!
Meany's banned because I guess I didn't have to worry so much about people missing my intent.
Pagan is banned because I didn't miss his intent, I ignored it.
Screw you Meany! Be banned by my--- no. No... You shall be banned now. Go away into your desert and exile.
Pagan is banned because I kinda turned the desert into a giant spa...
...Is that a problem?
Nah, I'm cool with it. Now be banned, Meany... into ... eh, just get away from the city. I don't care where, really.
Pagan is banned because I kinda hadokened the city a few seconds ago. :U
Yeah yeah, they said the same thing about Atlanta too. But we came back! Both times! So you're banned, cause we'll be back again.
Pagan is banned and hadokened because I've got nothing better to do.
(http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content/hadoken.jpg)
Meany is banned because he used a picture. :bunny
Aiyno is banned for trying to do Llearch's work.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I wasn't doing learch's work but rather was making a note of one of the minor unnecessary annoyances? yes, no.. stop debating with myself! D:
Aiyno is banned to abruptly end his debates.
Ren is banned via image macro.
:mob
Yeah. Think about it.
Ryudo is banned because I am not going to think about that.
:kittyno
Ren is banned for countering with another image macro.
Ryudo is banned for I know my trade, and I know it well.
Ren Gaulen is banned for the love of all that is unholy and pie.
Aiyno is banned for spreading the heresy. The pie is taken away and eaten by the Inquisition.
Ren Gaulen is banned for excessive side changing between good and evil.
E_voyager is banned because, regrettably, I make a very "good" bad guy, even though I try very hard to be the Sword That Cleaves Evil.
Zengar will smite me, I know it. :<
Ren is banned, and then Zengar will smite him.
I have just been smote by Zengar. Moments later Ryudo is inexplicably banned. Meanwhile, some extremely weird stuff happens, and the One Matrix of PWNAGE is stolen. The whole Universe is in danger, and only one man can save us all. But who is he, and will he succeed? Stay tuned for the next exiting episode of the Dragon Ban J!!
Ren is banned because the ban dragon has said it is so.
Damn, that was clever... E_voyager is banned because I have sicked a Spiked-Wall Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcHR3HizRTA) on him.
Ren Gaulen was banned because his ban attack was reflected by a ban reflecting mirror!
Aiyno is banned by order of the ferret. :ferret He has refused to answer questions as to the reason why, and bitten several stubborn reporters.
Meany was banned because the ferret was trampled by a bunch of Imperial stormtroopers escaping from Bizarro Han Solo.
:trooper :trooper :trooper :gun2
Wait, that's Bizarro Trawn they're running from
!! :U
Ren is banned for spending way too much time in this particular thread.
Haz is banned for not spending enough time in this particular thread! :P
Haz is banned for banning himself. You can't do that! D:< You've created a ban paradox!! D:<
Wait... Did I just ban someone who is already banned?? :0 OH, NO!! 'A' I can't do that! :dface I've created a ban paradox!! D:
Ren is banned for using too many smilies. :<
Haz is banned for not bringing Shazzy with him.
llearch is banned for being lazy. She's in the Tower of Art if you want to go see her. :P
Haz is banned for his sig. And for having a name that requires shortening.
Pagan is banned because Bizarro Solo has been found. Unfortunately, he cannot help in the retrieval of the One Matrix of PWNAGE, as he is locked in combat with Bizarro Trawn.
:gun1 :gun2
I am having too much fun with these...
Ren is banned for having too much fun. >:[
(What's wrong with my signature? :()
It's just so... it makes me wanna hug it and at the same time... stay very far away.
But I can ban you for a better reason now, I ban you because I haven't heard this song in forever! And it rocks. I'm happy.
Go, go. Be banned.
Pagan is banned because he cannot escape his destiny... He cannot escape...
BIZARRO TRAWN!!!"
Imperial Cloning Technique!"
:gun2 :gun2 :gun2
Run, Pagan, run away! There is no place for you to hide!!
Ren is banned because I have no idea who "Trawn" is. Should I really be that scared?
Pagan is banned for not hugging my signature! :U
I use this opportunity to hug Haz's signature, so he won't be sad. Then I ban him, because that's the rules. :< Oh, and Trawn is a certain character from the Star Wars universe. He has blue skin and glowing red eyes, and doesn't afraid of nothing and is an Imperial Grand Admiral.
Ah thanks for the info, Ren, now here's a ban. Good and filled with arsenic laced razors.
Pagan is banned because I've got something better than razors... :kruger
Ren is banned for talking about his equipment.
Ryudo is banned for talking about Ren's equipment.
Haz is banned for the same reason.
Ryudo lee is banned for bringing that up in the first place.
Ren Gaulen is banned.
bcs h stl m lttrs tll y!
Aiyno is banned because it was not I who stole his letters. Don't put the blame for this crime on me, I will never sink as low as to steal the letters from the people. >:[
Ren is banned because I found where he was hiding the letters. His fingerprints are on them and everything!
Ryudo Lee iou a ban, be warned and banned.
Aiyno is banned for hardly making sense.
Haz, you're banned because a man doesn't need to make sense. All he needs ... is... actually, what gender are you Aiyno?
Oh well, you're banned HaZx. Peace!
Pagan is banned for not looking at Aiyno's profile.
Llearch is banned for showing Pagan the true path, Also I feel somewhat at unease by being found gender ambiguous by someone with a picture of Regina as their avatar, although Pagan is obviously a male name. :B
Aiyno is banned because "Pagan" is not a name. It's the way of life - just like the Sword That Cleaves Evil. Now, Aiyno, become banned!!
How is "pagan" a male name anyway? And yes, Regina is part of my avatar, however, my avatar is meant to show my love for her. And your gender ambiguity comes from your avatar, Aiyno. It's rather girly, at least to me.
Now Ren, you had to interupt my conversation with Aiyno, so I ban you now. War!
War, you say?... :tumbleweed Very well! I shall call forth the power that... D:< No, wait!.. >:[ Remember what happened last time? :paranoid I don't feel like scorching the world again. Let us limit this conflict to a battle between the two of us, so the innocent bystanders won't get hurt. We shall fight like the true noble warriors that we are, until only one of us remains standing. Also, become banned. >:3
Eh, you don't feel like scouring the planet. But fine, fine. A small reinforced room then. Too bad the end will still be the same... you lose! Hahhaha.
Now become banned.
Pagan is banned because pagan is blocking me from exacting my ban revenge on Ren
E_voyager is banned because I have no idea what is he trying to avenge and what do I have to do with it.
Ren Gaulen is set on fire and banned to a hot place where things burn prettify forever. :)
Quote from: Pagan on March 31, 2008, 06:20:12 PM
How is "pagan" a male name anyway? (note that I hardly know any religions and hardly care about religions, except when they influence my way of life.) And yes, Regina is part of my avatar, however, my avatar is meant to show my love for her. And your gender ambiguity comes from your avatar, Aiyno. It's rather girly, at least to me.
Pagan sounds male, because it ends with -an- like... rayman! >:3
My old avatar that was not drawn by someone with a drawing abilities of a five-year old was more girly.. because it was a girl, with the same reasons as you as to having it, oh, and of course I knew why you had that avatar. >:3
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I am fireproof.. Wait, what's that?? :erk
THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!!! IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO BAN YOU!!! D:<
DIVINE BANNING FINGER!!! >:O
*poke*
Aiyno was banned after being poked with a "Divine Banning Finger" technique.
Ren is banned for yet another anime reference.
Ryudo Lee is banned by the king of cookies and cake! :U
Aiyno is banned by the King of Clubs (as in King of Hearts, King of Spades, King of Diamonds). The School of the Undefeated of the North shall rise again!!!
Ren is banned for being creepy.
Ryudo is banned for seeing creepiness where there is none. Don't make me hit you with the Club of the King (the sceptre, actually, but it weights a lot).
Ren is banned for using black text on a black background in an attempt to be witty.
Ryudo Lee is banned by the magic of the card capture guardians
e_voyager is banned with a robot killing banhammer.
Ryudo Lee is banned to a land without reason.
Aiyno is banned to keep up my score against him.
Pagan is banned simply because I must ban, no matter the cost!!
Ren Gaulen is banned for having a grammatical error in his sig.
The mistake is corrected, Llearch is banned, and the Universe is at peace for some reason. Rejoice!!
I won't ban you, Ren. We've worked together in the past, so why can't we be friends in the Arena as well? Yes, let's do that shall we?
Got you! April Fool's! Be banned!
Pagan is banned because I can see through his clever tricks (and because he left that exclamation mark lying in the open). And here I thought it was a sincere peace offering...
I had to leave a clue somewhere, otherwise people might have said I wasn't playing by the rules. And now you are banned for thinking I would accept peace in the Arena! In here, it is to the death!
Pagan is banned by kitties, puppies and young rabbits.
Aiyno is banned by chupacabras, karkians and cluster lizards.
Ren is banned by the Witch-king of Angmar.
And Meany's banned by me. Through me. Without help from anyone else. I hope this has been a painful experience for everyone save me, and that you will ask for my services again.
Pagan is banned, though I have used my Souther charms to convince him to go quietly, and also forget the incident, as well as signing over his soul to the Four Ladies.
Southern charms don't work on a southern man. And for that flaw in your ban Meany, you're banned.
Pagan was banned with my pinky, because there is no smaller finger. :B
Aiyno is banned with a zergling rush.
Ryudo Lee is banned by an archon rush.
"Eradicate... Obliterate... Annihilate..."
Ren is banned by a reaver rush.
VSMIT is banned by a sudden nuke rush.
:explosion :explosion :explosion
Let's purify the world... with fire!... :)
Ren is banned, stripped of all holy artifacts and powers, then thrown to a horde of angry invincible chickens who have orders to maul him for daring to step on that one blade of grass! :U
Meany is banned because I have two essays to write, one for a computer class, and I have to take out my anger on someone.
Dakata is banned because I had to write an essay for math a couple of times...
VSMIT is banned because I have a next page of a webcomic to draw, but waste my time playing the Ban Game instead.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I think he deserves it for banning everyone else.
Aww... You are so mean to Ren... :< Become banned for it, Llearch!!
Ren is banned because he doesn't have to write said webcomic, and that comic only updates weekly, you've had plenty of time. Out of curiousity though, do you have to read future history to understand that comic?
Pagan is banned for confusing me. What webcomic is everyone talking about? I WANT TO KNOW.
Quote from: VSMIT on April 01, 2008, 07:25:01 PM
Dakata is banned because I had to write an essay for math a couple of times...
I had to write an essay about trains in Europe last year in my algebra class. Not just trains in Europe, but trains in Europe that won't be finished for
years. Trains in Europe that won't be finished for years that I will probably never see
ever or even
care about.
Dak is banned for having so much suffering for me to laugh at. :laugh
To Pagan: No, the comic seems to explain everything well on its own, so you don't really need to read the "Future History". However, you should read this story just because it is great.
To Dak: The comic is "Project Future". Here is its thread. http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4232.0.html (http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php/topic,4232.0.html)
Meany is banned for ninja'ing at the inconvenient moment.
Ren Gaulen is banned for not typing faster.
llearch is banned for profound lack of sneaky! :U
Meany is banned for saying that the Lord of the Box is not sneaky. HERESY!! D:< He can sneak up on- OH GODS HE'S HERE!!! 'A'
To Ren: Thanks, I'm reading Tape's orginal chorincles right now. I'm on chapter 27.
Meany... hmm... I don't think I need a reason to ban a person like you, but ... well, I've been learning recently and because of that I feel inspired to ban you now. Be banned! Banned and burned!
Jeez man, that ain't right. Banned for ninja'ing, Ren Gualen is.
Pagan is banned for speaking Yoda-like, when Vader-like is so much better.
Meany is banned because I thought that Pagan was speaking Kenshin-like.
Ren is banned because I care little for if he thinks. :/
Meany is banned for causing the disturbance in the Farce. Constantly.
Ren is banned for either speaking in an Irish accent, or making up a new rip-off of the Force.
Ren is banned... er...
Jeez... Meany, that isn't cool. Don't ninja people like that.
Pagan is banned for I will ninja anyone given the chance. >:D
Meany is banned for posting a lot of stuff in this thread, pagan is also banned be gasp smiley :U
Aiyno is banned to keep the bans flowing.
E_voyager is banned to aid him in this mission.
Ren is banned for bring Spike wall man into the forum. Forte would never fall for that like overconfident Rock did. (i might but Forte wouldn't)
e_voyager is banned for something... involving robots, I guess.
Ryudo is banned because robots make everything better. Unless they screw everything up.
Ren Gaulen is hit by a huge laser, and banned from the mortal plane. :B
Reflector Shade! Conventional laser weaponry is completely useless against me, Aiyno, (not to mention that I can relatively freely travel between the mortal plane and the astral plane), so you end up failing to ban me and get banned by the very laser you tried to use against me.
Ren is banned for ridicous godmodding.
Pagan is send after Ren Gaulen so he can nerf Ren Gaulen till there is only a dust. :)
note; go to ban = ban.
Aiyno is banned for not pointing out Pagan's blatant misspelling of "ridiculous".
Ryudo Lee is banned because i didn't notice either.
e_voyager is banned for not being observant.
Ryudo Lee is banned for picking of people with spelling difficulties. i have spelling difficulties.
e_voyager is banned because English is his native language, although he is dyslectic so he is awesome having so much control over what he says 89% of the time. :< You know what.. I'll blame it all on Ren Gaulen, buwha-ha-ha.
Aiyno is banned and it's all Ren's fault.
Ryudo is banned and it's all Aiyno's fault.
And it's Ryudo's fault the dinosaurs died. :c
Dak is banned so the blame can be shared.
Ryudo is banned and Meany gets all the blame.
Pagan is banned and Meany gets more of the blame.
Ryudo is banned and I take all the blame for it. *Meany pulls out the Almighty's smite button* Anyone want to do something about it?
Meany is banned because I do. *VSMIT pulls out the oracle's <ZOT> Gun*
VSMIT is banned for the use of and illegal banning tool. five post ban first down.
E is banned for making a simple forum game sound rather like football.
Black Angel is banned because all things revolve around foot ball. or at least ball of some sort like base balls or basket balls but mostly foot ball. (is not really a sports fan people)
e_voyager is banned for not letting me use the Oracle's "tool."
Is there actually someone who knows who the oracle is besides me?
VSMIT is banned with the might of a million Mary Sue's!
Aiyno is banned for messing with Lisa, and emulating High Priest Zadoc.
llearch is banned for... um... something. It'll occur to me later. But the ban still stays, regardless.
He had a new box picture! Ban him for that! Jeez... you're banned, Ryudo, for not taking that opening.
Pagan is banned for being infatuated with Regina.
Ryudo, how could you not be in love with Regina!? You are banned for your bad choice in women.
Pagan is banned because he is Pagan, the person on clockworkmansion.
:U driving lessons, bweee~~
Aiyno is banned for taking lessons to wield a two ton lethal machine.
e_voyager is banned for not wielding a two ton lethal machine.
Ryudo Lee is banned because i am a lethal machine when i want to be.
e_voyager is banned because ban starts with a B.
Aiyno is banned because logically it's all that i can do in response to this declaration of banning.
E is banned for reasons known only to Peru.
Meany is banned for reminding me of Prague and it's black September.
e_voyager is banned for using the incorrect form of "its."
VSMIT is banned because he's being and grammar police person but he may also be wrong.
E is banned because that nap was great.
Pagan is banned because of Microsoft™ paint®, you should sue Microsoft™.
Aiyno is banned because there's no ban like when Aiyno gets banned.
Ryudo's banned because this game seems to have gone a little bit quiet, and I want to change that.
Pagan is banned for making too much noise. People are trying to sleep. :sleep
Ryudo Lee is banned for sleeping in. There's banning to be done, lazy-butt.
Black_angel is banned for not controlling sacred energy.
E's banned for having such high expectations of everyone else.
Pagan is banned because I like big Bans and I can not lie
You other Banners can't deny
Jim is banned for calling to memory that song to mind.
e is banned for saying a confusing ban.
VSMIT is banned for not noticing.
llearch is banned because he gotz his box.
Meany is banned for quoting an image macro.
VSMIT is banned for having his sig deleted by llearch.
Meany is banned because i have not met my ban quota for today.
e is banned for finally reaching his ban quota.
VSMIT is panned for keeping the Ban Game going. Will this war fo many bans never edn?? 'A' Wait, I've just contributed to it. ... :redrum
Ren's banned for mispelling "end."
Yeah, I ban you due to punctation! No other reasons, that are more creative or strange, but grammar! Even against you, my greatest advesary, that is all I can give.
Pagan is banned for failing to notice that I have misspelled "of" too.
Ren is banned because my body refuses to acknowledge that it needs sleep. It's 2:00 AM! I have class tomorrow! I should be bone dead tired by now. What is wrong with me!?
Apparently you are dead, Pagan. A revenant, I presume. Now, become banned and stop complaining. It's already 10:30 AM where I live but you don't see me complain.
Ren is banned for not complaining. It's what people on the internet do.
Ryudo is banned for meddling. And for being a smartaleck. Because some people don't care that people are supposed to exhibit their worst traits on the internet, and thinks they shouldn't have to.
Stygian is banned for speaking in terms which I don't understand.
Meany is banned for requiring simpler terminology.
Jim's banned for the ... disturbing ... avatar.
Pagan is banned for he has failed to fill out the proper forums for his proposed religion.
e_voyager is banned for creating said forms.
javascript:void(0); causes Ryudo Lee to be banned
Aiyno is banned in everyone else's favor.
Ryudo is banned as a favor to me.
VSMIT is banned for reason's relating to Invisible friend
e_voyager is banned for reasons relating to noting at all.
Meany is banned to celebrate all of the times he was banned before. So, he basically receives a ban powered by all of those bans that came before, or, in other words, Meany gets a BAN OF THE BANS!!
So on the first celestial evening from some where out of nowhere fell a ban upon Ren in this sleeping world
Not all the world is sleeping right now >:3, so I was ready for a falling ban and promptly moved out of the way. Then I proceeded to uppercut the ban back into the nowhere it came from, hitting E_voyager with a shockwave created by an opening dimensional rift and thus banning him.
Ren is banned for missing the reference and on the second celestial evening i reappear and ban him with my angle arm ban!
E_voyager's angel arm ban is countered by an angel arm ban of my own. I watched Trigun and know that two angel arm bans cancel each other out. I then proceed to ban E_voyager with a Cross Punisher. And he should be grateful that I did not break out an angel leg ban... >:3
Ren is banned for mixed continuities may he that rings that black bell say a prayer for him as he is forced from this world.
Spanky is banned for bringing out the dead.
Llearch is banned for bringing the dead in.
Ren is banned for not taking control of the dead.
Ryudo is banned because destiny is calling him.
E_voyager is banned because Destiny has just called me up and told me to make it so.
Ren Gaulen is banned for he has not spoken his chosen answer. Obey or Defy me!
e_voyager is banned for giving Ren a choice.
Ryudo Lee is banned because all intelligent entities deserve the right to chose. without choice the matrix fails and crumbles.
E_voyager is banned, for the Matrix of Leadership will never fail nor crumble!
Ren is banned because it is choice that keeps the matrix strong. ( and he's mixing realities again)
E_voyager is banned because I choose to ban him.
Ren has Defied me with out starting defiance. Ren is now banned!.
E_voyager is banned because he is beginning to seriously confuse me.
....I.O.U.
Ren Gaulen: one (1) reason to ban him.
Black_angel is banned for making phoney IOU's.
Ryudo! Prepare to be banned by steel!!!
If I am banned in battle, my brothers who fight by my side,
Gather my mouse and keyboard, tell my family how I died
Until then I will be strong; I will ban for all that is real,
All who stand in my way will be banned by steel!
Brothers Everywhere
Raise you bans into the air
We're warriors
Warriors of The World
Like thunder from the sky
Sworn to ban and die
We're warriors
Warriors of The World
BAN OF THE WORLD!!!
A good song makes it easier to ban!
Ren Gaulen is banned out of spite originating from the depths of the endless flow of chaos within hell and heaven, not evil, just misunderstood.
Aiyno is banned for turning chaos into spite, when vengeance works so much better.
Meany is banned because I've missed two great oportunities for bans the past page or so and now I have to ban you, how boring. Well, be banned. Go, get away.
Pagan is banned because I have not banned him for a while.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I always seem to ban him.
Good, isn't it?
llearch is banned for banning Ren.
VSMIT is banned because he has not voiced a choice to "Obey or Defy me. "
(and Ren youtube Nightmare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjQ0DilngkE) if my personal statement makes no sense to you.)
edit you know what Google it. the quality at the main sight is much better and you can get it with English lyrics as subtitles if you don't quite understand what they are saying.
E is banned because I obey only one on this forum, and I defy only one on this forum. You are neither. Become banned!
Pagan is banned to make Zeus quit whining.
Meany is banned to make room for sanity
E is banned because sanity is for the weak.
Meany is banned for Bizarro #1 is the weakest there is!
E_voyager is banned for using the word "Bizarro". It invoked a bunch of Bizarro Trawns and now they'll wreck havoc once again.
:gun2 :gun2 :gun2
Ren is banned because the voices in my head told me to do so. Now if they'd only pay rent...
Ryudo Lee is banned for attempting to extort finical security from the voices in his head.
E_voyager is banned because the voices in my head tell me to cleave and smite Evil. No, wait, it's just Zengar's voice in my headset. E is banned anyway.
Ren is banned because his voices keep repeating the same things over and over again.
Ryudo is banned for being a furry.
...Oh wait.
Dak is banned for being a cross-gender furry. Ha, beat that!
Pagan is banned for loving a goat.
Meany is banned for exposing the horrible, horrible truth.
Jim is banned for the funny sig.
Ryudo is banned for not having a funny sig.
Meany is banned because doing so makes me feel better about myself.
Ryudo Lee is banned so that i may flex my power
E is banned because I no longer believe him to be a machine. :B
Meany is banned for he evidently never read Bob and George (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/) or met a wily bot.
E is banned for a reason not to clear. The police and CIA are still investigating.
DD is banned because there are far too many dragons in this forum! :U
Meany is banned for being mean to dragons. e's cousin dakata is a dragon or something e's not really sure about that one. Ask Xze Xze she'll know.
e_voyager is banned for not knowing enough about his own cousin.
Ryudo is banned as I am dispensing some indiscriminate banning. So, basically, he is banned for no reason at all, aside from posting in this thread.
Ren is banned in retaliation.
Resistance is futile, Ryudo. You are on your way to ban. You have no chance to evade, make your time.
For great justice!
Someone set up Ren the ban.
Lee get ban.
How are you VSMIT?
All your ban are given by us.
Take off every "ZIG"! Move "ZIG"! Return ban! Fix speech processor! Main speech processor turn on!
Black_Angel, we meet again! But this time I have come prepared!
*Yamato cannon ready*
Make it so, number one! Black_Angel, hikare ni nare!!! Err, I mean, become banned!! I'm mixing continuities so hard it starts to melt the very fabric of space at this point...
Ren is banned for using hidden text.
Vsmit is banned for having his post count having the same two numbers as his karma.
Jim is banned for have such and original ban
Spanky is banned for -also- having his post count have the same numbers as his karma - albeit not all of them.
box is banned but the ritual of Fedex shipping. he is sent forth form this place to be lost on his way to madagascar and never to be returned to sender.
e_voyager is banned for using FedEx for his ritual shipping needs. DHL's where it's at, yo.
Ryudo Lee is banned because i have never had a package lost while using DHL. (then again i have yet to use DHL)
e_voyager is banned without smilies.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not smiling when he said that.
Spanky is banned for -not- smiling when he said that.
Llearch is banned because the sloth in his box seems to be smiling. Actually, it's hard to tell, but whatever...
Ren Gaulen is banned for not realising that the sloth is happy, because he has his box.
Llearch is wrong i am alone always smiling when i ban. or is the glow of my plasma cannon too bright to see over?
E_voyager is banned because his plasma cannon glows with an awesome power. It's blinding glow tells me to defeet him. This makes no sense whatsoever, but E is banned notwithstanding this fact.
Ren Gaulen is banned for removing Spanky's feet.
Llearch is banned because I was once defeeted too.
Ren is banned because it's funny that he has no feet.
Apparently you have forgotten that I heal faster than the Zerg, Ryudo. I got my feet back long ago, but now I will take off your feet, thus defeeting and banning you! Ban of the Zerg! ZERG RUSH!!!
Ren is banned for removing my jet/dash boot feet. he has no ideal how long it takes to replace and break in a new pair when the entire body isn't new.
e_voyager is banned for not giving himself an overhaul.
Ryudo is banned because I find the lack of bans here disturbing.
Ren Gaulen is banned so that I may watch the other bans with great interest.
Black_angel is banned because i have yet to find any feathers from her wings floating around. she does have wings right?
e is banned for thinking that all angels have wings with feathers.
VSMIT is banned for confusing angers with other winged beings. after all even archangel form x-men had feathers though his wings were metal.
E_voyager is banned because I have a feeling he is planning to pluck Black_Angel's feathers.
Ren Gaulen is banned because I have a feeling I'll feel better afterwards.
Llearch is banned to prevent him from feeling better. Because I am mean like that. >:3
Ren Gaulen is banned for steling Meany's gig. That was his only gimmick, man! What's wrong with you? :U
I have not stolen Meany's gimmick. I have merely replicated it with my neat new doppelgänger technique to further my goals. Because I am Evil like that!!! >:D Oh, and by the way - you are banned, Black_angel, because you have triggered my trap card.
Ren is banned for playing card games.
Ryudo Lee is banned because I haven't banned anyone in a while.
VSMIT is banned for being gone for so long
E_voyager is banned according to the rules.
Ren Gaulen is banned according to a loop hole that's was found is said rules.
Spanky is banned because I'm not having a good week.
llearch is banned for not making the best of a bad week.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not considering randomly banning people is making the best of a bad week.
llearch n'n'daCorna is banned out of envy, wisdom and lack of pie.
Aiyno is banned because he lost the pie.
Ren is banned for stealing the pie. That's right, I saw what you did there.
Ryudo is banned because it was not me who took the pie. It was Evil Ren who did it! In fact, he took forty pies. And that's terrible.
Ren is banned for not stopping his evil twin.
Ryudo is banned because I am working on it. :sweatdrop *grumble*
Ren is banned because he's not working fast enough. Time is money! Chop-chop!
Ryudo Lee is banned for attempting to buy his way out of temporal mechanics.
Cog is banned for not realizing that with enough time and money, you can buy anything.
Ryudo is banned because I was ninja'ed by Cog and then ninja'ed again by Ryudo himself. Damn that's confusing... Also: Screw the money, I have rules!
Ren is banned for allowing himself to be double ninja'd.
Ryudo Lee is banned because I wanted to ban Cogi.
Llearch is banned to prevent him from banning Cog.
Ren is banned in the name of reasonably priced spring rolls and roast duck.
Cogidubnus is banned because I can! Woohoo!
llearch is banned for reasons related to his... well, he knows what I'm talking about.
Ryudo is banned for reasons completely unrelated to Llearch's recent ban.
Ren is banned because it's fun.
Ryudo Lee is banned for not taking a ban seriously.
Cogidubnus is banned because I want more action in the ER RP.
llearch is banned for not noticing I posted there already. >:3
Cog is banned for... something. I forget. I'll remember soon enough. But the ban still stands.
Ryudo is banned for his forgetfulness.
Ren is banned because it's not forgetfulness... it's selective memory. :P
Ryudo is banned for not chopping off the fish's heads and pulling out their bones.
Meany is banned for chopping of fish heads.
VSMIT is banned for Rolly-polly fish heads.
Jim Halisstrad is banned for the fish heads song
e_voyager is banned for not following up with a BOOT TO THE HEAD *Thunk*