Choose any word, change/remove/add ONLY one letter, and create a definition for your new word, similar to the definition of the original word.
Example:
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Now you try.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauobamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
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Curmungeon: A special prison reserved for terminally grumpy individuals.
Reintarnation: Coming back as a hillbilly.
Hyacinch: A plant that waters and feeds itself so the gardener doesn't have to.
resemption: Being able to recover his/her face, after saying something stupid and/or lame.
The Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high up.
Laughingspock: What a person becomes when their Trekkie costume was superglued on and won't come off for a week.