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Underground Warehouse => Treasury => The Arena => Topic started by: Dicey on February 19, 2008, 01:12:11 PM

Title: Conversing using only Monty Python lines!
Post by: Dicey on February 19, 2008, 01:12:11 PM
Someone started a thread like this in another forum and I enjoyed it so much I thought I'd start one here as well.

So anyway. Here's the deal. In this thread we have a conversation using ONLY lines that appeared in Monty Python sketches or films. And the rules are:

1. Only one line per post.
2. The line following (posted by another person) should be from a different sketch/film. We don't want this to turn into a line-by-line thread.
3. The lines should logically fit into each other. An occasional random outburst ("Lemon Curry?") is OK, but this shouldn't turn into posting of random MP quotes.
4. If you need to comment or ask something, please use italics and small font - but don't overuse it.
5. Have fun! :3

And now...
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 19, 2008, 01:23:38 PM
For something completely different.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 19, 2008, 01:29:27 PM
A man with three buttocks.
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Post by: Dicey on February 19, 2008, 01:32:21 PM
... Just like my dear papaaaa.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 19, 2008, 01:35:13 PM
It's only a model...
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 19, 2008, 01:47:15 PM
It's pining for the fjords.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 19, 2008, 02:39:52 PM
PINING FOR THE FJORDS?
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Post by: Dicey on February 19, 2008, 03:09:18 PM
I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't!
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 19, 2008, 03:15:06 PM
Count to four.
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Post by: Dicey on February 19, 2008, 03:32:53 PM
No, this is a tobacconist's.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 19, 2008, 03:49:19 PM
Any red leicester?
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 19, 2008, 03:56:32 PM
LION TAMING!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 19, 2008, 06:35:23 PM
The Larch.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 19, 2008, 06:45:15 PM
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU T*T!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 19, 2008, 06:52:22 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Post by: Dicey on February 19, 2008, 07:05:24 PM
Do you know what happens to your kind? Crucifixion!
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 19, 2008, 07:12:17 PM
Well, I wasn't expecting some sort of Spanish Inquisition.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 19, 2008, 07:18:15 PM
How to defend yourself against a raspberry, Without a gun!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 19, 2008, 07:46:36 PM
Gangs of left turn signs have been spotted terrorizing the city.
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Post by: Dicey on February 19, 2008, 07:53:09 PM
Aaaargh.
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Post by: Darkdragon on February 19, 2008, 10:39:28 PM
Not another shrubbery!
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Post by: Dicey on February 20, 2008, 01:02:41 AM
What about a pointy stick?
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Post by: VSMIT on February 20, 2008, 01:10:55 AM
I'm amazed nobody's done this one yet.

IT'S!
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Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 20, 2008, 01:42:47 AM
What, the curtains?
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Post by: Dicey on February 20, 2008, 02:47:07 AM
No! No, no no... Yes.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 20, 2008, 06:14:39 AM
A... herring!
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 20, 2008, 09:58:23 AM
*organ blares*
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 20, 2008, 10:16:24 AM
Let us begin. Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 20, 2008, 12:12:11 PM
No.
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Post by: Dicey on February 20, 2008, 01:50:59 PM
Schh!
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 20, 2008, 01:54:59 PM
I told him we already gone one!
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Post by: Dicey on February 20, 2008, 02:41:55 PM
Really?
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 20, 2008, 02:49:09 PM
Wenn is das nurstuck gitt un slotenmyer? Ya! Biuehunds das oden ges flippenwald gersput!
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Post by: Dicey on February 20, 2008, 03:28:30 PM
Is it.. Dead?
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 20, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
Eggs Spam Spam and Spam.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 20, 2008, 03:40:20 PM
Spam egg bacon sausage bacon and spam.
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Post by: VSMIT on February 20, 2008, 06:21:55 PM
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam...
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 20, 2008, 06:39:08 PM
SPAAAAAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!
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Post by: Angel on February 20, 2008, 06:46:56 PM
You lie!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 20, 2008, 06:54:17 PM
Come on you pansy!
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Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 20, 2008, 07:24:59 PM
'It's just a harmless li'l bunny!'
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Post by: VSMIT on February 20, 2008, 07:26:46 PM
That things got a vicious streak a mile wide, he's a killer!
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Post by: Dicey on February 20, 2008, 08:07:57 PM
Right!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 20, 2008, 08:29:11 PM
Rabbit Stew coming right up!
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 20, 2008, 08:30:36 PM
...Dinnsdale?
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Post by: VSMIT on February 20, 2008, 08:38:51 PM
WHAT, is your name?
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Post by: Angel on February 20, 2008, 10:05:43 PM
(singing) He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin...
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Post by: Dicey on February 20, 2008, 11:32:56 PM
... The manager would like to speak to you in person.
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Post by: VSMIT on February 21, 2008, 01:19:29 AM
Cheddar.

...No.
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Post by: Dicey on February 21, 2008, 01:28:22 AM
Let us follow the Messiah!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 21, 2008, 01:30:22 AM
I'm Brian!
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 21, 2008, 01:33:04 AM
You're a loony.
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Post by: Dicey on February 21, 2008, 01:39:37 AM
And so am I!
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 21, 2008, 06:47:46 AM
Bloody vikings.
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Post by: Dicey on February 21, 2008, 09:50:38 AM
Your mother was a hamster!
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 21, 2008, 10:21:02 AM
Say na'moar, Say - no - more!
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 21, 2008, 11:41:26 AM
'm not finished!
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Post by: meany on February 21, 2008, 01:46:20 PM
NI!
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Post by: Dicey on February 21, 2008, 05:29:26 PM
What's your favourite color?
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Post by: VSMIT on February 21, 2008, 07:23:14 PM
O Lord, bless this thy hand-grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
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Post by: Dicey on February 22, 2008, 01:11:35 AM
Swallow. o.o
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Post by: Shadrok on February 22, 2008, 01:39:55 AM
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 22, 2008, 07:59:02 AM
That's just coconuts!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 22, 2008, 06:59:57 PM
You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together!
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Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 22, 2008, 08:06:37 PM
I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit!
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Post by: Angel on February 22, 2008, 08:39:12 PM
This new learning amazes me...
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Post by: VSMIT on February 22, 2008, 09:00:15 PM
Explain to me again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes.
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 23, 2008, 12:59:59 AM
Who is this man so wise in the ways of science?!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 23, 2008, 01:15:38 AM
...Because they're...  ...Made of...  ...Wood?
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Post by: Dicey on February 23, 2008, 02:52:08 AM
No no no, the back of your throat.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 23, 2008, 09:36:06 AM
Build a bridge out of her!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 23, 2008, 11:20:39 AM
Ah, she turned me into a newt!
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 23, 2008, 01:48:34 PM
A newt?
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 23, 2008, 03:31:41 PM
...I got better.  :shifty
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Post by: GabrielsThoughts on February 23, 2008, 03:43:20 PM
is this just the five minute argument or the full half hour?
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 23, 2008, 03:48:35 PM
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 23, 2008, 04:12:06 PM
Yes, it's perfectly alright. (shut) Stupid git!
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Post by: Angel on February 23, 2008, 08:27:28 PM
Well, I AM king.
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Post by: VSMIT on February 23, 2008, 10:43:20 PM
Your mother was a hamster, and your father SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!
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Post by: Shadrok on February 24, 2008, 11:31:48 PM
Stop! Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three. Ere the other side he see.
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 24, 2008, 11:36:49 PM
You must know these things, when you are king.
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Post by: VSMIT on February 24, 2008, 11:48:02 PM
Go on Bors, chop its head off.
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 24, 2008, 11:50:55 PM
(shot of a H-Bomb exploding) Even the police began to sit up and take notice.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 25, 2008, 07:31:36 AM
He has been given a chance to choose the way in which he dies.
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Post by: Turnsky on February 25, 2008, 09:46:17 AM
my nipples explode with delight!
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 25, 2008, 10:54:35 AM
Then they happened upon the Other Other Plan, where they would beat up the victim if he didn't pay them. This was the turning point for the Dinsdale brothers.
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Post by: VSMIT on February 25, 2008, 07:06:13 PM
Here we see the violence inherent in the system!
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Post by: Angel on February 25, 2008, 07:10:03 PM
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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Post by: VSMIT on February 25, 2008, 08:54:30 PM
No biscuits, but let's kill him anyway!
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Post by: Cogidubnus on February 25, 2008, 09:39:18 PM
Now, Cardinal -- the rack!
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 26, 2008, 10:45:18 AM
Give the rack, oh god, give the rack... a turn.
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Post by: Shadrok on February 26, 2008, 02:56:58 PM
Come on, who throw that stone? Come on.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 26, 2008, 03:42:06 PM
Even, and i want to make this absolutely clear! Even if they Do say Jehovah.
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Post by: VSMIT on February 26, 2008, 06:33:24 PM
Crucifixion?
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 26, 2008, 07:40:38 PM
Yeah, first offense.
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Post by: Shadrok on February 29, 2008, 06:01:21 PM
Bring out your dead.
*ting*
Bring out your dead.
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on February 29, 2008, 06:06:38 PM
He must be a king.
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Post by: VSMIT on February 29, 2008, 06:29:57 PM
She's got huge...  ...Tracts of land!
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Post by: Angel on February 29, 2008, 09:19:43 PM
We need all the land we can get!
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Post by: VSMIT on March 01, 2008, 02:11:51 AM
Every sperm is sacred.
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 01, 2008, 04:33:16 AM
I'm not dead!
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on March 01, 2008, 07:52:14 AM
Yes you are.
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Post by: VSMIT on March 01, 2008, 02:31:29 PM
I've got to get to the Robinsons', they've lost 9 today!
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Post by: Reese Tora on March 01, 2008, 05:39:41 PM
Don't give me any trouble. Just pile up these baskets of filth and come with me.
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Post by: Shadrok on March 12, 2008, 12:42:26 AM
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you.
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Post by: VSMIT on March 12, 2008, 12:54:59 AM
Right, I'll do you for that!
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Post by: Shadrok on March 12, 2008, 08:07:38 PM
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
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Post by: Angel on March 12, 2008, 08:10:20 PM
Oh, I see! Runnin' away, eh?!
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Post by: Dannysaysnoo on March 13, 2008, 12:30:56 PM
You yellow bastard, come back and get what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
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Post by: Rakala on April 15, 2008, 08:53:31 AM
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
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Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 15, 2008, 09:45:18 AM
Our only weapon is surprise (that someone wouldn't notice the month-long delay in the thread) and a fanatical devotion to locking threads.

Our two weapons are surprise, a fanatical devotion to locking threads, and bannination.

Among our weapons are surprise, a fanatical devotion to locking threads, bannination, and great, all-encompassing powers.


... I'll come in again, shall I?
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