The person above you is a serial killer. Why did they snap?
A fun game where you think of crazy ways why the person who posted before you started killing people.
Since I am the first, I can't post, have fun!
After a life of fast hookers and cheap food, Rae got bored and decided to kill folk.
After chewing up all of his own pack of gum, Danny started killing people for theirs.
After one too many days counting garbanzo beans and microchips, Techmaster finally had enough. Three bratwursts and a trip to Camping World later, and the Mobile Camper industry was never the same.
Years and years of original writing emptied Cog's magic box of writing. Without using writing as a restraint for his sanity, he goes berzerk and kills his immediate family with a very pretty katana.
He told them, "No," but they just wouldn't stop! D:
Eibbor_N was sick of the Earth-stink.
Rae Heulwen could not take having her first name misspelled as Ray anymore so she began to attack and mutilate anyone that messed it up eventually going on a killing spread to ensured that her name was remembered correctly.
edited. (thank the boxy mode for the gender correction. now where is my debugger?
E_voyager was a Power Gamer, tried and true. So he went on a killing spree to hack his EXP so he could level up to 99 or higher.
Tired of the constant haranguing from other members about his long screenname and Amy Rose avatar, Silver Pomeranian Genji finally snapped and killed everyone with prettier avatars and shorter screennames than him.
Tired of people mocking her for her lack of an avatar, Black_angel decided to make the people stop laughing. The full details were never known, only that it involved four metric tons of instant lime gelatin, a pair of snowshoes, Rosy O'Donnell, and a snorkel.
Meany... well, Meany's just plain mean!
Eibbor_N decided to take over the world the easy way - by killing everyone in it, one at a time.
Everything was going fine for Llearch, until one day, when he was handed a subpoena for traumatizing a little girl with the image of monkey-sex-in-a-box. To this day, everyone still believes that the little girl and her family moved to Florida.
Black_angel so feed up with the dichotomy of her name decided she'd have a new claim to fame. a city a day for a weak they say disappear into the flame.
Spanky got fed up with mistaking females for male and decided to go on a spree, killing every female he could find.
After one-too-many stupid questions by inept computer users, llearch n'n'daCorna finally decided that it was time to shove a boot sector straight past their teeth.
A few backup servers and rivers of blood later, people finally understood why he had the drain installed in the server room.
Nobody is quite certain why he did it. Some say it was for kicks. Others claim it was a mental disorder. Regardless of the cause, Cogidubnus became the first person in history to successfully slaughter the entire population of a country. The USA remains a desolate wasteland to this day.
After playing with one too many slinkies, meany became psychotically insane, and killed off entire towns by pushing all their inhabitants down stairs.
techmaster-glitch, after being deprived of the internet and the television because a plane crashed in the middle of no where on top some power cables and he lived 8 years in a cave because he could not bare society without power, his house destroyed and the city where he lived in chaos, when the state gained control he was rescued got charged with massive neglect which by that time had the death penalty (and so did everything else) he went insane in the court room and killed everyone.
You all know what they always say about serial killers: "He seemed like such a nice guy, I never would've thought he was such a monster." Well, it turns out Aiyno's sweet and likable online persona was a mask for the horrible deeds he committed on the other side of the screen. Maybe if he hadn't been mistaken for a girl so many times...
What? No, Black_Angel isn't a serial killer, she's--*head falls from shoulders*
After being called Voltram and Voltron a few to many times Volfram decided to show everyone who was boos. building a powered suite he began a mecha powered murder spree that is talked about to this day. though non one is quite sure how he got the blazing sword to work so well.
After realizing that Santa isn't real, e_voyager pays the people for their lies.
Omega stood there, the sky red a city in ashes, walking along the rumble, no order to hold him back.. no police to punish him, he wacks down a woman that lies on her knees crying above the corpse of a deceased baby. He felt nothing but joy preforming this act, he had long lost faith and did not believe in heaven. He was the omega, earths omega.
After dealing with the idiots in day to day life for too long, Aiyno began a killing spree that lasts to this day. No one is quite sure how he obtained his information, but all his vitims possessed IQs of only two digits. Police officers in the area have proven useless. They were the first to die.
In living up to their chosen name Meany when one step too far. meany only meant to scare them when meany threw that car. but lives erased and innocence defaced. meany decided next time to take a bus and put it through the bar.
Unbeknownst to everyone close to him, one of E-Voyager's past lives was actually Atilla the Hun. While at a experimental hypnosis and acupuncture therapy session, the personality emerged unexpectedly, with disastrous results.
Currently, the resurrected Mongol horde has claimed about half of the Midwest and most of Saskatchewan.
It was a quiet morning, calm and cloudly. Cars went by on the street and the people walked back and forth in the city. But no one remembers it like that. The buildings, sliced near street level toppled onto one another, until that area of town was nothing but a pile of rubble. It was never rebuilt. It was never even cleared. The childern frightfully call that haunted place "Cog's Tomb."
Pagan simply ran out of milk and the supermarket didn't have any in stock.
Darkdragon woke up one morning and the whole world had gone red, he had a sudden dislike of red and killed 56 people, in court he claimed that the people where still alive at a better place.
Aiyno was a courtroom judge who became so corrupt he decided to take the law directly into his own hands. His version of 'justice' included killing people for dropping gum wrappers.
tired of bing hit on for his title of amazon techmaster-glitch decided to remind the world that amazons were warrior's first and eye candy second
e_voyager got a virus uploaded in his database that was omnipotent. Running mad he destroyed entire planets and their populations, inevitably when finally one race powerful enough captured him he was turned into a coffee making device, The coffee maker device took over the world it put on shortly after. :B
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on February 05, 2008, 09:26:35 AM
Aiyno was a courtroom judge who became so corrupt he decided to take the law directly into his own hands. His version of 'justice' included killing people for dropping gum wrappers.
That actually isn't true, all their gum are belong to me.
Furious that no-one posted directly after he did, Aiyno went on to slay allt he discourteous people... and then eat their liveres with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. (Ss-ss-ss-ss-ss-ss!)
Black_angel is consistently believed to be too innocent to be on a killing spree. No matter how bloody her hands, nor how much proof, the law simply can't persuade a jury that she's guilty.
They've been through fifteen juries, now, because she keeps killing them all...
llearch n'n'daCorna shamed by his lurking skills began to hide in a box but one day he realized he and the box had become one. driven mad but the fact he went on a killing spree and moving company employees vanished over night. to this day they have never could find enough body parts to give funerales to those missing and women.
It's a common misconception that Electric Carving Knife Voyager's first intial stands for Electronic.
Cogidubnus just couldn't take anymore of those wacky emoticons and started hunting down everyone in here.
Omega for ever teased about his name meaning last decide to prove them last. his tormented from them sleeps loved in and area weapons in the wall. in order to escape then needed omega's key and there was only one way to get it. the tried to get but to no avail. less then and houses later Omega walked out of the arena covered in blood and the last one standing.
Tired of everyone's uptight spelling and grammar rules, e_voyager decided to utterly demolish everyone.
Offended by the meager status of Gardener, Darkdragon decided to get revenge on the oppressive mods.
When alive Black_angel never hurt a single person, she decended down from the heavens to slay all those that had laid eyes upon her while alive. "When the clouds sleep, you can see us. We are afraid and alone. God knows I didn't want to be an angel."
Didn't you know? Aiyno's always been a serial killer.
The day after he was born, there were more babies in the morgue than in the newborns area.
The thing that strikes you about Volfram is the teeth. They're sharp, and long, and very easy to see while he's trying to eat you alive.
Cogidubnus just cannot resist a jolly Sunday afternoon killing spree. It's a very therapeutical way to deal with stress.
Omega tired of being laughed at learned that there was on really good way to get the last laugh and that was to make sure that the other person couldn't laugh at all when he was done. He became so good at it that people would runny away when they saw him coming in his floppy shoes. If only he had not chosen to be a clown maybe things would have been different.
E wanted to be a serial killer because everyone else in the thread was doin' it and he wanted to be cool.
...OH GOD, NOW I'M ONE TOO.
After falling for the temptation of posting in this thread, Dak suddenly realized he had no life. Or at least, no life of meaning. Shocked by this revelation, Dak tried to justify his pitiful existence. He did this by leaving his house with an AK-47 and proceeded to mow down every person he saw. After being arrested, he was incarcerated to the psychiatric ward for insanity. The only thing he ever said from that moment on was, "My life means something now. My life means something now. My life means something..."
fed up with dumb tech support questions techmaster-glitch opened his own shop for high end computer users. the only problem was that if you dropped you IQ while in the store then you were dropped off a cliff out back.
Once the dark moon had gained enough power, e_voyager's head was filled with dark whispers and murderous thoughts. With a gun and a blade, he soaked the soil with blood, until the dark gods would let him regain his humanity.
Omega lived his life, In the end the was cryogenicly Frozen for privation, he awoke when the world was dieing, In this strange future he found the means the travel back in time, his goal was to wipe out the human race up till only a few thousand where left, so that civilization could make a fresh start, every time the human race makes a critical error it is destroyed and rebuilt, Omega never lost hope.
Aiyno is very original.
[Edit: sorry, Black_angel. Both threads look the same from the forum index.]
Gabi couldn't handle the mockery of the others when she mistook this board for the PAY board. All I can say is that it involved a blender, large amounts of cooking oil, and a very, very angry chicken.
considered tainted by heaven Black_angel fell to earth were much havoc was wreaked and blood flowed as high as a horses ankle in the wake of Black_angel's passing.
Quote from: Gabi on February 17, 2008, 04:32:32 PM
Aiyno is very original.
[Edit: sorry, Black_angel. Both threads look the same from the forum index.]
(oh and no worries Gabi. if you wanted to change your comment it could read something like this)
Aiyno is very original and he proved this not only in how he killed his victims but in where he hid the bodies. many are missing to this day.
e_voyager was terminator 1, 2, 3 and 4. He played the roll cause he could and ''Because The firewalls on those things are pieces of bullpoop.''
After hearing his screen name mangled by hundreds of people, Aiyno finally snapped. Armed with a full set of metal fonts, a thesaurus, and a will to harm others, he took out thirty forumites before they dragged him down. The killing spree was described by the officers as "horrendous, yet still highly amusing".
No one believed him when he said some roses have teeth. At the end, though he was still mad, everyone believed the talented botanist. Now, the rose is no longer considered a flower of love, but a bloom of death - it's traditional to put them in a vase of bloody water, to appease it, lest it be a truly thorny rose.
Wanted for several hit and run incidences in the metro area, Cogidubnus is still on the run. His most recent killing involved a boy scout, his troop leader, and the old lady that they were helping across the street.
He was last seen on Highway 85 being pursued by 8 squad cars and a police helicopter. Pedestrians and drivers alike are warned to avoid him at all cost, as some witness reports have claimed "His car looked like something out of 'Mad Max'".
At this point the National Guard is on standby with attack helicopters at the ready in case the pursuit intensifies.
Tired of being called Sherlock and shamrock, Shadrok decided to make sure everyone remembered his name even if he had to write it a 1000 times in blood. and he almost mad it to but victim 948 ran our of blood while he painted the 3 foot letters on the wall of the police station. to date he had spelled his name a total of 998 times.
Falsely accused of murdering 3 young women, E was convicted and put into jail, in the police station they kept asking him why he did it. After one year of constant mental torture he finally told them a fairy tale, which in his current state he believed himself, The prison was unreachable from the outside world 1 day later, when the special forces arrived they perceived a scene that was too gruesome for horror movies, it seemed like the walls where bleeding, while the decapitated heads laid on the floor, grinning at the people, a mocking grin. "I did it! :D " was carved onto every heads forehead. Many died, in fact for 60 years 15 people a day where found, their bodies mutilated..
unable to take the hiatus of hellbound (http://www.hellboundcomic.com/) a Koyta staved Aiyno went on a murder spree. at every scene he wrote in blood "the killings will continue until hellbound returns." but alas it was not to be for Aiyno had unwittingly killed the comics creator as his first victim.
e serial killed everyone in a twenty five mile radius and still holds the perimeter... the cause? no syrup at denny's restraunt! :mowtongue
The stereotype says ghosts can't hurt you. Little did the Mythbusters know how wrong they would be when they attempted to disprove gh0st's existence...
To this day, the MB crew claims that the screams of their coworkers haunt their dreams. But there are other paranormal investigators to play with, as gh0st well knows.
Black_angel was such a lovely girl, she grew up to be a fine woman. When someone tried to steal her handbag she ripped out his spine and strangled the remaining corpse with it's own spine. It was a gore fest, she was accused for having a unnecessary violent to being robbed. When she wouldn't let go off the spine during arrest she bit a police officer and mainly because of this was send to jail. She escaped and ripped out the police officers spine, how she got out no one knows, she strangled the police officers family and was back in her jail the same day, holding the spine in her hands as if it was her favorite doll and she was 8 years old and overly possessive, they never took it out of her hands, afraid for the consequences, she was named the Spine Reaper by the media.
poor aiyno swung a katana too fast for his buddy to block, went insane because of a minor blood clot and has been going around collecting everyones left big toe... very painfully... last seen next to our reporter dave. after that sighting police had to launch a tactical nuke to get rid of him... also because the stockpile was getting too big...
After being sentenced to death, gh0st found his way to be the subject of a faulty necromancy ritual, causing gh0st to become an insane undead who then proceeds to systematically kill everyone who crosses his path.
Darkdragon just got up one day, and decided to start saying hello to people with his shotgun.
alone and trapped under the tutelage of e_voyager Meany grow up to be angry bitter and Meany with no more remorse then the on that raised him when conformed about a candy bar wrapper that he allege thew on the ground Meany probably slugged the officer that wanted to ticket him before anyone even Meany realized it he'd killed the officer their partner and several onlookers. to this day he is hunted not that he bothers to hide. and to this day he claims that that wrapper that stater this whole mess wasn't his to begin with. sadly enough he was right.
E_voyager started poking people with the, I quote "pointy end." Saying it was his creed, after a billion dolar investigation they discovered that E had played too much Assassins Creed.
Aiyno wolf is famed for drinking the blood of his enemies. And the occasional strawberry yahoo.
After so many years of making beautiful poetry, Cog realized there were too many people in the world whose ugly souls defied beauty and art. It's a shame he didn't realize in time that by staining his hands, he was defiling his own pure heart and soul...
Embracing the darkness of her own soul, Black_angel chose her weapon and wandered into the night, in the morn she would return, The water in which she showered turned red of the blood on her body and clothes. When she was caught, she said; "Is it not a sin to ignore your inner voice?"
After an unfortunate traffic accident, Aiyno was sent to the Emergency Room, where the doctors labored many hours to save him. The procedure worked, however, Aiyno was not wholly the same; it was as if he was always in another realm and spent the next five years in a mental institute, locked in a pale white room being attended by servants, blankly staring out of the window.
Shunned from the world, only seeing the company of the nurses and attendees, for nobody sought to find at see Aiyno in his state, Aiyno was in internal turmoil. After the long years of confinement, Aiyno lost his belongings, lost his faith in humanity, (if there had been any in the first place) and lost his will to live.
In a faint corner of his mind, occasionally disturbed, was the distant memory of that accident. He remembered the starking details of the hit-and-run driver that has indirectly caused this misery. As time wore on, this memory had to return and haunt Aiyno; and as time wore on this memory was beginning to surface and torment his every fiber. Then it happened. Aiyno snapped - soon came that one fateful evening where the attendant nurse entered the room to give Aiyno his evening shots, for the last time.
Every day, it would happen. Five-o-clock would roll around, and a deluge of slime would pour from a giant bucket above his office. Sometimes it was green. sometimes it was blue. Sometimes it had pineapple chunks in it. But it always tasted like used cough syrup. That sawed off shotgun looked rather enticing, but when he pulled the trigger, all that came out was a small, pitiful "bang" sign. In a fit of animalistic rage, he clubbed every other human he saw to death with it. He still holds this strange weapon, the blood stains covering his face like a gruesome mask. He calls it old faithful.
shunned bye the world in general Kitsune Ascendant began to walk the path of destruction. as he did his anger and rage turned him red and his growing hatred multiplied his z power to the point of being harmful jut to being around him not that the power alone was what killed those he encountered. of now the powers radiation didn't have a Chance and he quickly sled and ripped apart those he met there blood adding color to his deadly hate filled gaze. To this day no one knows just how many vanished at the hands of this angry Kitsune not even the Kitsune himself.
During a boring lecture in Economics 312, E suddenly has an epiphany; why are people dragged into this rat race of society? Wouldn't things have been easier if one does not have to constantly worry about not having enough money to afford food and have their house foreclose on them? Would it not have been easier to just return to the people's roots, and create a self-sustaining ecosystem? As luck would have it, E had a grandparent who owned a wealthy farm, providing enough for himself and his family.
Not being one to be willingly cut off from the rest of society, E still keeps online contact with his fellow friends. After E sees the effects of the harsh, modern-day economy slowly destroy, one by one, the ones he had known so well, E swore to destroy the unfair companies which brings much economic ruin.
Fortunately for E, due to the Internet world, E recognized he can write a program to systematically destroy important files of the said companies. This program was called Forte, after that character in various Japanese games. Forte ran amok; businesses failed, the economic world was in shambles.
By now, driven insane with power, E decided that the supporters of companies cannot live. Thus E set out from his adobe to seek his victims.
dark dragon was a happy person for the longest time, he walked through medows, sniffed the roses on his way to work and talked with miss bedbutter on the way home. that is until he got arrested for doing drugs which weren't even his but an evil drug lord who made an alias in his name.at the trial miss bedbutter was testifying for him but wasn't much help.
while in prison he was beaten daily and possibly raped at some point in the week, obviously horrified at the idea of their prison becoming a murder scene the warden in order to keep the good pr let dark dragon go,
he ended up leveling the entire continent of south america singlehandedly
gh0st once got a call on his cellphone, a creepy voice said "seven days" he remembered the movie from which this came, he though it was a hoax, till a girl came crawling out of the TV, he ran as fast as he could. He checked his voice messages, the one that said seven days was still there.. he remembered the movies plot, he made a copy of the recording and send it to his friend, he committed suicide a month later, after 1200 people had died because of him, a large amount of them being either family of his or close friends, everyone knew... because the voice in the message... was his own.