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Title: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: superluser on December 18, 2007, 02:39:55 AM
A year ago, David Howe, 38, got a call from a genealogist in England telling him they had traced his bloodline.

He was told that he is a direct descendant of the last King of the Isle of Man (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22302071).

(I gotta stop reading Fark late at night, but I know that we have at least one denizen of the Isle of Man)
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Brunhidden on December 18, 2007, 03:05:16 AM
too bad we cant do DNA tracking, some of the kings of old were very horny and theres probably entire cities that are direct illigitemate descendants of kings
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on December 18, 2007, 04:04:37 AM
heh
Quite possible
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Darkmoon on December 18, 2007, 07:38:59 AM
"You are now the king of the Isle of Man!"

"The Isle of... where's that?"

"Off the coast of Britain."

"Is it large?"

"You can drive all of it in about 72 hours."

"...I'll pass."
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Alondro on December 18, 2007, 08:38:42 AM
Ah-hem,

Speaking of royal lineage, what do you thing 'de Charleroy' means?

>:3
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Brunhidden on December 18, 2007, 11:50:44 AM
he of the cramped leg?


i would dig a title, but ill pass until they have 'baron' instead.
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Darkmoon on December 18, 2007, 12:06:53 PM
Quote from: Alondro on December 18, 2007, 08:38:42 AM
Ah-hem,

Speaking of royal lineage, what do you thing 'de Charleroy' means?

>:3

Vaguely fuzzy?
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: superluser on December 18, 2007, 12:20:23 PM
Quote from: Alondro on December 18, 2007, 08:38:42 AMSpeaking of royal lineage, what do you thing 'de Charleroy' means?

Means you can still get your head chopped off if you hurry?
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Alondro on December 18, 2007, 12:21:32 PM
Quote from: superluser on December 18, 2007, 12:20:23 PM
Quote from: Alondro on December 18, 2007, 08:38:42 AMSpeaking of royal lineage, what do you thing 'de Charleroy' means?

Means you can still get your head chopped off if you hurry?

*executes superluser for treachery to the crown!*  Off with his head!   >:O
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: rabid_fox on December 19, 2007, 11:14:52 AM

I live on the Isle of Man. Honestly. Also, the last King of the Isle of Man was a wimp who kowtowed to the English. So he's the descendant of a dweeb.

Hah! Dweeb is accepted by Firefox's spelling check, but Firefox isn't. That's fantastic.

The Isle of Man is a nice place.
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: bill on December 19, 2007, 01:08:56 PM
The Isle of Man is a lovely place to ride a motorcycle around, if you like to die.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/JoeyDunlopKatesCottage.jpg)
There's a condensed version of the track for GPL, and it is hard oh god
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: rabid_fox on December 19, 2007, 02:43:11 PM

Pfft. I drive the TT track to get my shopping one.
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: bill on December 19, 2007, 02:45:17 PM
I really ought to see the TT race there one day, when I have the $$.
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: KarlOmega1 on December 19, 2007, 03:01:20 PM
oh man...if I were told I was a descendant of royalty, my first response would be "You're kidding?" ...then if the person who told me was serious, my response would be  "Sweet!"

of course I'd probably try to pass a law to counteract any interference with genetic engineering...
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Alondro on December 19, 2007, 03:06:53 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on December 19, 2007, 11:14:52 AM

I live on the Isle of Man. Honestly. Also, the last King of the Isle of Man was a wimp who kowtowed to the English. So he's the descendant of a dweeb.

Hah! Dweeb is accepted by Firefox's spelling check, but Firefox isn't. That's fantastic.

The Isle of Man is a nice place.

I'm going to invade and begin my empire of Decharlekstan!   >:3
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: rabid_fox on December 19, 2007, 04:55:18 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 19, 2007, 02:45:17 PM
I really ought to see the TT race there one day, when I have the $$.

Hah. I've held the TT trophy. Unlucky, man.
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: bill on December 19, 2007, 04:59:56 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on December 19, 2007, 04:55:18 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 19, 2007, 02:45:17 PM
I really ought to see the TT race there one day, when I have the $$.

Hah. I've held the TT trophy. Unlucky, man.
*rage*
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: Damaris on December 20, 2007, 08:02:53 AM
Amusingly, my mother-in-law is extremely active in the United States Manx society.
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: rabid_fox on December 20, 2007, 10:53:04 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 19, 2007, 04:59:56 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on December 19, 2007, 04:55:18 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 19, 2007, 02:45:17 PM
I really ought to see the TT race there one day, when I have the $$.

Hah. I've held the TT trophy. Unlucky, man.
*rage*

How impotent your rage is.

They've lovely things too. Very shiny.
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 20, 2007, 11:09:41 AM
his rage?
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: superluser on December 20, 2007, 12:56:14 PM
Bill's rage is a multi-splendored thing.
Title: Re: The Isle of Man now has a king
Post by: rabid_fox on December 20, 2007, 09:17:58 PM

It means nothing to me, oh Vienna!