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Underground Warehouse => Abandoned Mine => Topic started by: bill on December 08, 2007, 09:25:13 AM

Title: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: bill on December 08, 2007, 09:25:13 AM
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Title: Re: Salutations, a new member has been fitted in your ranks.
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on December 13, 2007, 04:28:35 AM
My new what is where now?!
Title: Re: Salutations, a new member has been fitted in your ranks.
Post by: bill on December 13, 2007, 09:00:44 AM
welcome to my thread
Title: Re: Salutations, a new member has been fitted in your ranks.
Post by: Amber Williams on December 13, 2007, 12:55:23 PM
MY THREAD NOW!
Title: Re: THIS IS AMBER'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: bill on December 13, 2007, 01:49:36 PM
wait shit
Title: Re: THIS IS AMBER'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 13, 2007, 02:40:00 PM
Ooooh, underhanded. I like it.
Title: Re: THIS IS AMBER'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 13, 2007, 03:24:57 PM
NYA HA HA!

Bask in my glory! Bask!  *rolls around in her thread*
Title: Re: THIS IS AMBER'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: bill on December 13, 2007, 03:25:53 PM
 :cry
Title: Re: THIS IS AMBER'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 13, 2007, 03:40:41 PM
...and for one time in her life of power and control...
Amber felt a twinge of fear for her immortal soul.


What must I do?

Care for the mod. And raise him as your own.

What? I must be saddled with this misshapen...very well. But let him live with you in your forum.

Here? But where?

Anywhere. Just so he's kept locked away where no one else can see...  The clocktower perhaps.  And who knows...our Lord works in mysterious ways... Even this foul creature may yet prove one day to be...of use...to me...
Title: Re: THIS IS AMBER'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: bill on December 13, 2007, 03:45:13 PM
you are soooo getting negative karma points
Title: Re: THIS IS AMBER'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 13, 2007, 04:04:07 PM
And ruin her perfect 600? You bastard.
Title: Re: THIS IS AMBER'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 13, 2007, 04:10:09 PM
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Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ZINA'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Zina on December 13, 2007, 04:50:36 PM
oh hay guise nice thread u have here.
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ZINA'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: bill on December 13, 2007, 05:11:28 PM
holy shit
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ZINA'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 13, 2007, 05:13:56 PM
.. someone blessed it, now?
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ZINA'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 13, 2007, 05:14:36 PM
Yeah. It is a nice thre-

I see what you did there... :ipod
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ZINA'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: bill on December 13, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
this thread is the best
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ZINA'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Zina on December 13, 2007, 05:36:27 PM
OH NO WHAT HAPPENED.
I had it. And then it was taken away.
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ANYONE'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 13, 2007, 05:41:18 PM
*GASP* Someone has made off with the thread! However will we know who's responsible?!
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ANYONE'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Zina on December 13, 2007, 05:42:12 PM
It was llearch.
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ANYONE'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: bill on December 13, 2007, 05:49:56 PM
haha, zina, you almost got away with it, but you forgot i am a PRIVATE DETECTIVE INVESTIGATOR and i deal in these types of things.


sure, logic may be on your side, but what do you say to the PHYSICAL EVIDENCE (http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/6830/zinavk8.png)
BOOOOM
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ANYONE'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Zina on December 13, 2007, 05:58:46 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 13, 2007, 05:49:56 PM
haha, zina, you almost got away with it, but you forgot i am a PRIVATE DETECTIVE INVESTIGATOR and i deal in these types of things.


sure, logic may be on your side, but what do you say to the PHYSICAL EVIDENCE (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/zinavk8BETTER.png)
BOOOOM

Fix'd the link. Because Bill is a LIAR.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/zinavk8BETTER.png)
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ANYONE'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: bill on December 13, 2007, 06:05:49 PM
D:
Title: Re: THIS ISN'T ANYONE'S THREAD NOW!
Post by: Zina on December 13, 2007, 06:16:07 PM
I accuse Bill of TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE.
Send him to jail.
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 13, 2007, 11:06:52 PM
I think you all need to realize who's thread this really is.
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Damaris on December 13, 2007, 11:08:13 PM
oh, crap!  Now they'll notice!

*goes to take away the mod's editing powers*
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 13, 2007, 11:11:56 PM
:O

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 13, 2007, 11:27:32 PM
It was there, right in front of you, but you all were too blind to see it!

:C
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Zina on December 13, 2007, 11:56:02 PM
I feel like such a fool. :<
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 14, 2007, 12:07:45 AM
It's okay. We all make mistakes.

I made when when I voted for Zina to be an admin.  :cry
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 12:18:12 AM
Now now Dmoon...that's not fair.

We all made that mistake together. :<
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: bill on December 14, 2007, 12:22:06 AM
this was all very instructive.
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Zina on December 14, 2007, 12:34:12 AM
I feel like we've all learned something today.
Group high five.
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 12:51:01 AM
CUE GI-JOE THEME NOW!
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 02:00:16 AM
Ugh...our beautiful thread got infested with n00bs.  :cry
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS'S THREAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 14, 2007, 07:40:07 AM
We can easily fix that by locking it. Then only the "pure" race will be able to post in it...
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 14, 2007, 10:12:09 AM
Works better when you use grammar correctly...
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: bill on December 14, 2007, 11:20:27 AM
The dream is still alive
some day it will come true
and this thread it belongs
to folk like me and you
so let the voice of freedom
sing out through this land
this is oooooour thread
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 12:27:50 PM
That does eet! I'ma cleaning house!  >:O

*edit* Much better. :3
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: Damaris on December 14, 2007, 01:34:55 PM
mwhaha!  The purity of the thread has been maintained!

Cookie for Amber:  :mowcookie
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 02:08:10 PM
Woohoo! Cookie!

Now...where were we? Oh yeah! We have to stop Cobra!
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: bill on December 14, 2007, 02:56:08 PM
im the baddest dude in here

that is probably a different game but who cares
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: Zina on December 14, 2007, 03:13:09 PM
Guys.
The president's daughter has been kidnapped.
It's up to us.
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: bill on December 14, 2007, 03:13:45 PM
the presidents daughter is a tremendous ass
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 03:26:58 PM
But we'll get pizza if we save her! :O
Title: Re: THIS IS DAMARIS' THREAD!
Post by: bill on December 14, 2007, 03:27:30 PM
 :boogie
Title: Re: THIS THREAD © AMBER!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 04:05:14 PM
Ha! I put a copyright on this thread! Now the internet lawyers are on my side!
Title: Re: THIS THREAD © AMBER!
Post by: Zina on December 14, 2007, 04:15:25 PM
Well, I copyright Amber. ALL OF THEM.
OOoooooOOooo.
Title: Re: THIS THREAD © AMBER!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 04:19:43 PM
*GASP*

But I don't want to have to pay more fees to you! D:
Title: Re: THIS THREAD © AMBER!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 14, 2007, 05:01:27 PM
I had pizza last night. Can I save the president's donkey instead?
Title: Re: THIS THREAD HAS BEEN PATENTED BY DARKMOON, U.S.P.T.O. #2007-454-985197-OMGWT
Post by: Darkmoon on December 14, 2007, 05:08:38 PM
Booyah, I PATENTED this thread, thereby voiding your alleged copyrights. Now, for using this thread, I can sue all of you!

:mwaha
Title: Re: THIS THREAD HAS BEEN PATENTED BY DARKMOON, U.S.P.T.O. #2007-454-985197-OMGWTF-56
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 14, 2007, 05:42:31 PM
I claim prior art!
Title: Re: THIS THREAD HAS BEEN PATENTED BY DARKMOON, U.S.P.T.O. #2007-454-985197-OMGWT
Post by: Darkmoon on December 14, 2007, 06:16:34 PM
Fine, but I'm filing an anti-trust complaint against you with the European Union, alleging monopolistic practices. Your monkeys in boxes create an unfair advantage against other, competing monkey distributors. The only fair thing is for your monkeys to be removed from said boxes, thus allowing for other competitors to offer their monkeys, as well as their boxes.
Title: Re: THIS THREAD HAS BEEN PATENTED BY DARKMOON, U.S.P.T.O. #2007-454-985197-OMGWT
Post by: bill on December 14, 2007, 06:29:37 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 08, 2007, 09:25:13 AM
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quoted for page 2
Title: Re: THE PATENT HAS BEEN OVERTURNED DUE TO DARKMOON BEING A STINKY-BUTT! NEWS AT
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 06:55:00 PM
Scandel!
Title: Re: THE PATENT HAS BEEN OVERTURNED DUE TO DARKMOON BEING A STINKY-BUTT! NEWS AT 11!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 14, 2007, 07:27:35 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on December 14, 2007, 06:16:34 PM
Fine, but I'm filing an anti-trust complaint against you with the European Union, alleging monopolistic practices. Your monkeys in boxes create an unfair advantage against other, competing monkey distributors. The only fair thing is for your monkeys to be removed from said boxes, thus allowing for other competitors to offer their monkeys, as well as their boxes.

They're welcome to deliver their monkeys in boxes, just the same as we do, as long as they're not using our boxes, or our monkeys, and they don't infringe on our patents, as listed below in tiny font and smudged numbers...
Title: Re: THE PATENT HAS BEEN OVERTURNED DUE TO DARKMOON BEING A STINKY-BUTT! NEWS AT
Post by: Zina on December 14, 2007, 08:20:46 PM
News at 11? BUT I WANT TO KNOW NOW. :<
Title: Re: THE PATENT HAS BEEN OVERTURNED DUE TO DARKMOON BEING A STINKY-BUTT! NEWS AT
Post by: Amber Williams on December 14, 2007, 08:53:56 PM
HUSH YOU! There are starving children in Africa who would love to wait till 11 to get their news!
Title: Re: THE PATENT HAS BEEN OVERTURNED DUE TO DARKMOON BEING A STINKY-BUTT! NEWS AT 11!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 14, 2007, 08:56:56 PM
They can have mine, I'm not using it...
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 15, 2007, 12:08:03 AM
The European Union has ruled on the matter.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: bill on December 15, 2007, 12:14:03 AM
Euros suck.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 15, 2007, 12:18:00 AM
Gyros are pretty tasty, though.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: bill on December 15, 2007, 12:19:59 AM
I prefer fajitas tbh
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 15, 2007, 12:26:17 AM
oooh...I suddenly am craving Souvlaki... :U
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 15, 2007, 11:15:17 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on December 15, 2007, 12:19:59 AM
I prefer fajitas tbh

Extra spicy, jalapenos, pepper jack, sauteed steak and chicken, peppers, onions, mushrooms, lots of garlic.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 15, 2007, 11:35:39 AM
Hmm. Well, at least I know what I'm guilty of, now.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 29, 2007, 11:59:21 PM
 :pzilla
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 30, 2007, 12:28:09 AM
Touché, madam. Touché.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 30, 2007, 04:37:49 AM
I dunno about you, but I'm not touché-ing that. I don't know where it's been.  :pzilla -RAWR!
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Amber Williams on December 30, 2007, 04:46:30 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 30, 2007, 04:37:49 AM
I dunno about you, but I'm not touché-ing that. I don't kno-.  :pzilla -*MUNCH MUNCH*

Oh god! It's eating your words! :O
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 30, 2007, 05:00:06 AM
Rather it than me.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 30, 2007, 10:13:55 AM
Quote from: Amber Williams on December 30, 2007, 04:46:30 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 30, 2007, 04:37:49 AM
I dunno about you, but I'm not touché-ing tha-  :pzilla -*MUNCH MUNCH*

Oh god! It's eating your words! :O

Bloody hell! You're right!
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: bill on December 30, 2007, 01:22:02 PM
well this is it. the end of the forum.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 30, 2007, 01:40:32 PM
Wasn't that last week?
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 30, 2007, 04:40:48 PM
I can end the forum. I can do it with a single button press.

:mwaha
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: bill on December 30, 2007, 04:49:43 PM
I wonder if people are still reading this.
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: Zina on December 30, 2007, 05:02:53 PM
I'm reading this.
Does that make you feel better? :>
Title: Re: LLEARCH HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF PATENT INFRINGEMENT AND BEING A POO-HEAD!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 30, 2007, 06:40:12 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on December 30, 2007, 04:40:48 PM
I can end the forum. I can do it with a single button press.

:mwaha

Can't we all?
Title: Re: PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: bill on December 30, 2007, 09:45:16 PM
there now people will read this thread
Title: Re: PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Amber Williams on December 30, 2007, 10:20:56 PM
What the hell?! Where is the porn! :U
Title: Re: PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: bill on December 30, 2007, 10:39:01 PM
(http://missmab.xepher.net/graphics/Viviable_wh.gif)
Title: Re: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Darkmoon on December 31, 2007, 01:10:58 AM
Fixed.
Title: Re: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Zina on December 31, 2007, 01:38:01 AM
Aw, the porn is gone?
I must have missed it.
Title: Re: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Amber Williams on December 31, 2007, 01:42:05 AM
It was amazing porn Zina.  Oh man...I should have saved it...
Title: Re: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Darkmoon on December 31, 2007, 10:06:37 AM
BEST. PORN. EVER.
Title: Re: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Zina on December 31, 2007, 03:18:11 PM
DARNIT. Just....DARNIT.
Where else can I go to find porn? All I have in the internet. And we all know how little porn there is on the internet.
Describe it for me, I'll use my imagination.
Title: Re: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Amber Williams on December 31, 2007, 05:12:45 PM
Ok. So there were like...two figures. And they were like...doing it.  And it looked like they were having a good time but you can never tell because faces always look wierd when in porn.

Hope that helps. :3
Title: Re: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Zina on December 31, 2007, 05:22:36 PM
That helps plenty. Thumbs up all around.
Title: Re: NO PORN IN THIS THREAD
Post by: Darkmoon on January 01, 2008, 06:16:03 AM
She forgot to describe the fact that both the figures were naked.

Should add to it for ya.