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Title: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 06:00:07 AM
Hi, I'm new to the message boards, but certainly not DMFA and CVRPG, both great comics right away.  Not really too much to say about me besides I can be a bit random and am actually planning on writing my own little story whenever I get the motivation...  hell, I'd make a webcomic of it instead of my drawing skill went beyond stick figures, lol.

I'm 20 years old, and male in case people get confused...  I always get confused for female at first for some reason..

Well, that's all from me... :januscat
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2007, 06:37:59 AM
Welcome.

Try not to step in the ego. ;-]
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 06:39:55 AM
My confidence is rather low...  like I said, if I got motivated, which is sort of like me saying not knowing where to start, lol...  I'm not sure if I can do the whole story thing well...  just putting it out there I guess.

Meh *shrugs* no big deal either way.  If I end up doing it, I will, if not, oh well.  Life goes on.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Darkmoon on October 02, 2007, 07:39:31 AM
Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 06:00:07 AM
I'm 20 years old, and male in case people get confused...  I always get confused for female at first for some reason..

Maybe it's the fact that you wear dresses and have fake boobs?
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on October 02, 2007, 10:12:25 AM
Ignore him.
(not all the time though, he's kind of got like... standing)

Well, normally I'd give some speal about the dangers of the forum (possibly including RJ' exploding muffins, Charlines rabid being-eating ways, and generally jack*ssery to be found around here), and then give you a pointystick to protect yourself with (*tosses a stick at you*), but you seem to be rather grounded.
So, Welcome to the Forums! :D Enjoy your stay, the inhabitants are mostly friendly! :D

Best Regards,
         Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Suwako on October 02, 2007, 11:27:07 AM
Watch out for greeters  :U

Hi  ;)
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on October 02, 2007, 07:39:31 AM
Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 06:00:07 AM
I'm 20 years old, and male in case people get confused...  I always get confused for female at first for some reason..

Maybe it's the fact that you wear dresses and have fake boobs?

I meant online, king dweeb....  RELEASE THE GNOMES!!!!  *sends an army of gnomes to trample Darkmoon*
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2007, 02:09:41 PM
... how do you fit the fake boobs through the modem?

Or do you have Broad band? (and it'd have to be pretty broad...)
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on October 02, 2007, 02:43:03 PM
oh dont you worry about that llearch, we femmes have our ways.
What with our wiles and all. ;)
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 02:46:05 PM
Well I do have broadband and.... ....

........

*pulls out a Megaton hammer* WHACK A MOLE!!!!!  *bashes Ilearch*
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 02:48:27 PM
Making friends with all the wrong people. ;)
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 02:54:14 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 02:48:27 PM
Making friends with all the wrong people. ;)

Meh, I've dealt with stranger people.  What are they gonna do?  Bite me? :p
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
Well, both llearch and Darkmoon can ban you, if I'm not mistaken.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 03:24:48 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
Well, both llearch and Darkmoon can ban you, if I'm not mistaken.

Wow...  and the forums aren't completely empty why? :p
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 03:26:39 PM
They're not complete assholes.  Well, llearch isn't, anyway. ;)
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2007, 03:34:34 PM
Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 02:46:05 PM
*pulls out a Megaton hammer* WHACK A MOLE!!!!!  *bashes Ilearch*

I feel sorry for that ilearch guy. Everyone keeps picking on him...

Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 02:54:14 PM
Meh, I've dealt with stranger people.  What are they gonna do?  Bite me? :p

Well.. we could, or we could edit your profile without telling you, or adjust your permissions, or...


*grin*
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: TheGreyRonin on October 02, 2007, 03:36:11 PM
 Why, Aiyno, are you implying that Llearch is half-assed?

Anyways, welcome to our little corner of insanity, Kuari.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 03:38:42 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2007, 03:34:34 PM
Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 02:46:05 PM
*pulls out a Megaton hammer* WHACK A MOLE!!!!!  *bashes Ilearch*

I feel sorry for that ilearch guy. Everyone keeps picking on him...

You seriously use two "L"s huh?  I thought that was the message board being weird.  Oh well...  since the hammer missed you, Kruger :kruger will come for you in your sleep, bwhahaha...  that or a song you can't get out of your head  :ipod

This is the song that doesn't end..
it goes on and on my friend...
some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
but they'll be singing it forever and ever just because...
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2007, 03:39:49 PM
I think you mean Haz, there, TGR. ;-]
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 03:42:17 PM
I never implied that he was half-assed, anyway.  He's a box, he doesn't have a full ass to start of with.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: TheGreyRonin on October 02, 2007, 03:46:02 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2007, 03:39:49 PM
I think you mean Haz, there, TGR. ;-]

You are correct, Sir Box. I know better than to post when I'm half-awake...which is why I almost never post.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2007, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 03:38:42 PM
You seriously use two "L"s huh?  I thought that was the message board being weird.  Oh well...  since the hammer missed you, Kruger :kruger will come for you in your sleep, bwhahaha...

Ooo, you promise?

Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 03:38:42 PM
  that or a song you can't get out of your head  :ipod

This is the song that doesn't end..
it goes on and on my friend...
some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
but they'll be singing it forever and ever just because...

Ooo. Now, which one do I want? Decisions, decisions...
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Zedd on October 02, 2007, 03:53:42 PM
Hey there..I hope you enjoy it here...Its a lovely place and I hope you enjoy it here. I will take my part to shake your hand but I have other things to attend....Like tor-I mean spreding love to the lovely faces of children. Good day now..Thats a good fellow.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Suwako on October 02, 2007, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on October 02, 2007, 03:36:11 PM
Why, Aiyno, are you implying that Llearch is half-assed?

Anyways, welcome to our little corner of insanity, Kuari.

I am referenced, but how.. what the .. talking ... xHaZxMaTx  :erk stole my ed identity, NUUUH!
/me throws bad doodles at TheGreyRonin's head, hat and have had a head and hat :3

I also Like pie and setting things on fire, they count as hobbies as they are on my Curriculum Vitae
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 04:16:36 PM
Quote from: Zedd on October 02, 2007, 03:53:42 PM
Hey there..I hope you enjoy it here...Its a lovely place and I hope you enjoy it here. I will take my part to shake your hand but I have other things to attend....Like tor-I mean spreding love to the lovely faces of children. Good day now..Thats a good fellow.

Heh, liking the place so far for sure.  Weirdos are awesome.  They especially taste good with a dash of suga.....  err...  I mean...  they're fun...  that's it...  fun...  I'm not a man eating troll... noooooooo...  not me...
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Zedd on October 02, 2007, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 04:16:36 PM
Quote from: Zedd on October 02, 2007, 03:53:42 PM
Hey there..I hope you enjoy it here...Its a lovely place and I hope you enjoy it here. I will take my part to shake your hand but I have other things to attend....Like tor-I mean spreding love to the lovely faces of children. Good day now..Thats a good fellow.

Heh, liking the place so far for sure.  Weirdos are awesome.  They especially taste good with a dash of suga.....  err...  I mean...  they're fun...  that's it...  fun...  I'm not a man eating troll... noooooooo...  not me...
So you admit it? Well I dont blab what I am though
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 04:26:15 PM
Well, I'm not a troll per say...  now a catboy on the other hand, who likes souls....  maybe?
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Zedd on October 02, 2007, 04:27:54 PM
Like we dont get enough my kind here... :rolleyes
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: bill on October 02, 2007, 04:28:18 PM
Do you like children? Just a question.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 04:32:22 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 02, 2007, 04:28:18 PM
Do you like children? Just a question.

*shivers* depends...  is it possible to like little anklebiters who scream until your ears explode?
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Faerie Alex on October 02, 2007, 05:31:26 PM
Quote from: Kuari on October 02, 2007, 04:32:22 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 02, 2007, 04:28:18 PM
Do you like children? Just a question.

*shivers* depends...  is it possible to like little anklebiters who scream until your ears explode?
No :<

Welcome and stuff. :3
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Darkmoon on October 02, 2007, 11:40:56 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 03:26:39 PM
They're not complete assholes.  Well, llearch isn't, anyway. ;)

Indeed. I would not, however, do anything overt at the outset. My guidelines on the matter are quite specific, and I follow them to the letter.

At first, I will simply act cold and rude (which isn't far off from my normal demeanor).

However, over time, the list I slowly build of all your faults and improper actions grows.

One day, you'll do something, and someone won't like it, and that is when I will silently strike. It was be cool, calculated... surgical.

By the time they realize you aren't posting here anymore, I will have moved onto someone else.

That is what I'd do.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 12:32:49 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon on October 02, 2007, 11:40:56 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 03:26:39 PM
They're not complete assholes.  Well, llearch isn't, anyway. ;)

Indeed. I would not, however, do anything overt at the outset. My guidelines on the matter are quite specific, and I follow them to the letter.

At first, I will simply act cold and rude (which isn't far off from my normal demeanor).

However, over time, the list I slowly build of all your faults and improper actions grows.

One day, you'll do something, and someone won't like it, and that is when I will silently strike. It was be cool, calculated... surgical.

By the time they realize you aren't posting here anymore, I will have moved onto someone else.

That is what I'd do.

ok Darkbu...  err...  I mean moon :p  yes, moon as in the one in the sky, not the other moon..  err...  I said too much *runs*
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Darkmoon on October 03, 2007, 07:43:21 AM
Oh yes, how creative, because I haven't heard that one before.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 02:16:24 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on October 03, 2007, 07:43:21 AM
Oh yes, how creative, because I haven't heard that one before.

Heh, well if you're going to pick on me, you can expect it right back :p
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Zina on October 03, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 03, 2007, 02:33:29 PM
D'Moon's above that, anyway, so your efforts are futile.  Have a nice day. :3
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 03:05:04 PM
Quote from: Zina on October 03, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

Meh, only so clever you can be about certain things if you don't know much about a person.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 03, 2007, 03:10:35 PM
Or you could try not being clever. :3
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Zina on October 03, 2007, 03:16:01 PM
Seems to be what they were doing. :o
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Darkmoon on October 03, 2007, 04:01:18 PM
 :destroyed
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 03, 2007, 04:03:26 PM
Quote from: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 03:05:04 PM
Quote from: Zina on October 03, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

Meh, only so clever you can be about certain things if you don't know much about a person.

What, like, say:
"hey, have you been a minstrel in the past?" (Black & White Minstrels)
"Pink Floyd, right? (Dark Side Of The Moon)
"Are you a lunatic, or are you just coded that way?"
"Should we be objecting to the way you run your game, or just laying low and saying nothing?"


... this is what, 5 minutes thought on "darkmoon" with no other input. I -could- have done the same with your nick, but that'd be nasty, now, wouldn't it? ;-]
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Darkmoon on October 03, 2007, 04:05:30 PM
"Your gaming group called. Since you've been gone, they've realized how necessary you really were. They want you to come home so that they can feel justifiably better about themselves in comparison to you."
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: bill on October 03, 2007, 04:17:25 PM
"ur a cock"
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 04:20:14 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 03, 2007, 04:03:26 PM
Quote from: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 03:05:04 PM
Quote from: Zina on October 03, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

Meh, only so clever you can be about certain things if you don't know much about a person.

What, like, say:
"hey, have you been a minstrel in the past?" (Black & White Minstrels)
"Pink Floyd, right? (Dark Side Of The Moon)
"Are you a lunatic, or are you just coded that way?"
"Should we be objecting to the way you run your game, or just laying low and saying nothing?"


... this is what, 5 minutes thought on "darkmoon" with no other input. I -could- have done the same with your nick, but that'd be nasty, now, wouldn't it? ;-]

I only see how the Pink Floyd and lunatic things fit in...  I never listen to Pink Floyd though.  But now you do have me curious about what you can come up with just with my name.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 03, 2007, 04:38:16 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on October 03, 2007, 04:05:30 PM
"Your gaming group called. Since you've been gone, they've realized how necessary you really were. They want you to come home so that they can feel justifiably better about themselves in comparison to you."

That would require knowing that you gamed, DM. While I do, I felt it was spoiling the challenge of coming up with abuse based on forum name only.

Quote from: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 04:20:14 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 03, 2007, 04:03:26 PM
What, like, say:
"hey, have you been a minstrel in the past?" (Black & White Minstrels)
"Pink Floyd, right? (Dark Side Of The Moon)
"Are you a lunatic, or are you just coded that way?"
"Should we be objecting to the way you run your game, or just laying low and saying nothing?"


... this is what, 5 minutes thought on "darkmoon" with no other input. I -could- have done the same with your nick, but that'd be nasty, now, wouldn't it? ;-]

I only see how the Pink Floyd and lunatic things fit in...  I never listen to Pink Floyd though.  But now you do have me curious about what you can come up with just with my name.

Black and White Minstrels -> Dark and Moon.
The game one is referring to DM/GM.

As for your name - well, if you want...

Couldn't you spell Kauri correctly?
Why don't you make like a tree and leave?
You've only got half a double you there.
Is Kuari some sort of gourd?

... next task?
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
Your next task is to explain how you got all those, lol
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on October 03, 2007, 04:42:46 PM
Quote from: Zina on October 03, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
If you're going to make fun of Darkmoon, at least be more clever about it.
I'm fairly positive that's a rule somewhere.

Can we make fun of his clothes and fashion-sense then?
What about shoes?
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 03, 2007, 04:50:54 PM
Quote from: Kuari on October 03, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
Your next task is to explain how you got all those, lol

Kauri is a type of native New Zealand tree. That covers the first two.
"kua" is, under what I understand to be the general english spelling rules, pronounced "kwa" - hence "you've only got half the W there..."
The last is a freebie cheap shot. What can I say, I ran out of letters.

Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on October 03, 2007, 04:42:46 PM
Can we make fun of his clothes and fashion-sense then?
What about shoes?

Darkmoon has shoes?
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on October 03, 2007, 04:56:26 PM
Yes, of course. Haven't you ever heard of the The Shoe in the Moon? It was my favourite bedtime story growing up.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: TheGreyRonin on October 03, 2007, 09:51:50 PM
 ...Then a former Star Wars geek could make an obscure reference to you being a telbun, and why do you guys wear dresses....Oops, that's a Kuati, nevermind...

But that would be a tad excessive and ridiculous, so I shall refrain.
Title: Re: New Person... well... kind of.
Post by: Zedd on October 04, 2007, 12:25:10 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on October 03, 2007, 04:56:26 PM
Yes, of course. Haven't you ever heard of the The Shoe in the Moon? It was my favourite bedtime story growing up.
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night
     Sailed off in a wooden shoe,—
Sailed on a river of crystal light
     Into a sea of dew.
"Where are you going, and what do you wish?"
     The old moon asked the three.
"We have come to fish for the herring-fish
     That live in this beautiful sea;
     Nets of silver and gold have we,"
           Said Wynken,
           Blynken,
           And Nod.