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Title: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Alondro on September 26, 2007, 04:16:53 PM
Well, this is certainly interesting.

I was looking up some relatives of magnolias and discovered nutmeg was one of them.  And upon reading up about nutmeg, which I'd always assumed to be a harmless spice, I discovered that if you were to ingest about 6 teaspoons of it at once, you have seizures and DIE!!!

About half that dose triggers hallucinations, vomiting, and a whole host of other unpleasantries.  Even a dose as low as 1 teaspoon can trigger long-lasting hallucinations and other psychotropic symptoms which can last for 3 days!  Chemically, it is metabolized in the body into a compound similar to ecstacy!

It's only truly safe to use in the teeny amounts you get in cookies, pumpkin pie, and mulled cider.

I wonder what other spices have deadly secrets!
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Fuyudenki on September 26, 2007, 04:39:27 PM
first thought:  "Oh cool, I should go home and try that!"
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Tapewolf on September 26, 2007, 04:41:06 PM
I knew it could freak you out, but I didn't know it could kill you.  Indeed, I wonder why the jar I have isn't marked with a warning "Consuming the entire jar may prove fatal" etc.
And that it has any chemical similarity to E is quite funky.

Good job I only used 1/4 teaspoon in my latest pies.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Ryudo Lee on September 26, 2007, 04:44:49 PM
Where did you read that Alondro?
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Tapewolf on September 26, 2007, 04:52:04 PM
Quote from: Ryudo Lee on September 26, 2007, 04:44:49 PM
Where did you read that Alondro?
There is a reference to nutmeg poisoning in the 1966 film The Wrong Box (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061204/), which prompted my father to look into it a few years back.  I don't know where he got his info from.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Zedd on September 26, 2007, 05:53:43 PM
I learned that little secret from watching X...Not the anime..But the movie about the famous black dude I met in a vison once!
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Alondro on September 26, 2007, 06:31:24 PM
Quote from: Zedd on September 26, 2007, 05:53:43 PM
I learned that little secret from watching X...Not the anime..But the movie about the famous black dude I met in a vison once!

That vision wouldn't perchance have been induced by nutmeg, which you tried out after having watched said movie?   ;)
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Zedd on September 26, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
Quote from: Alondro on September 26, 2007, 06:31:24 PM
Quote from: Zedd on September 26, 2007, 05:53:43 PM
I learned that little secret from watching X...Not the anime..But the movie about the famous black dude I met in a vison once!
That vision wouldn't perchance have been induced by nutmeg, which you tried out after having watched said movie?   ;)
Umm..No...Pixisticks
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on September 26, 2007, 09:28:51 PM
Spices of death, eh?  Capsaicin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin) has a Scoville rating of ~15,000,000-16,000,000 while Tabasco sauce has a rating of only ~2,500-5,000.  >:3
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: gh0st on October 02, 2007, 04:12:05 PM
thats sorta like this one site where if you put in your weight it will tell you how much of a beverage you need to drink in order to keel over

edit: apparently i would have to drink 64 cans of monster in order to end it all and 250 cans of dr. pepper until i croak.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 04:14:56 PM
I don't see how that is anything like this. :/
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: lucas marcone on October 02, 2007, 04:21:38 PM
Quote from: gh0st on October 02, 2007, 04:12:05 PM
thats sorta like this one site where if you put in your weight it will tell you how much of a beverage you need to drink in order to keel over

edit: apparently i would have to drink 64 cans of monster in order to end it all and 250 cans of dr. pepper until i croak.

link?
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: bill on October 02, 2007, 04:35:20 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on September 26, 2007, 09:28:51 PM
Spices of death, eh?  Capsaicin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin) has a Scoville rating of ~15,000,000-16,000,000 while Tabasco sauce has a rating of only ~2,500-5,000.  >:3
Capsaicin isn't a spice. It's what makes spices spicy. You lose a Billy Point.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 04:51:00 PM
I never said it was a spice. :/
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: bill on October 02, 2007, 04:52:33 PM
You implied it. :|
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 05:03:07 PM
Well if I did it was unintentional. :<  Can I have my Billy point back?
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Amber Williams on October 02, 2007, 05:06:17 PM
No. 100 smites instead. :B
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: bill on October 02, 2007, 05:17:31 PM
Current Billy Point Standings:

Bill: 100000 (I get 5 extra points for being BILL)
Bob Barker: 426
Red Sox Pitcher Josh Beckett: 214
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President George W. Bush: 1
Haz: 0
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2007, 06:14:06 PM
... where am I on that scale? Just out of interest...
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 06:28:45 PM
Quote from: Amber Williams on October 02, 2007, 05:06:17 PM
No. 100 smites instead. :B

:cry
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Alondro on October 02, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
*feeds Haz some tumeric!*  Bwah ha ha ha!   :mwaha
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Zedd on October 02, 2007, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Alondro on October 02, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
*feeds Haz some tumeric!*  Bwah ha ha ha!   :mwaha
You know..I dont know whos the eviler one..You or Charline
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 02, 2007, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: Alondro on October 02, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
*feeds Haz some tumeric!*  Bwah ha ha ha!   :mwaha

Oh noez, now I am yellow and protected from the sun! :dface
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: lucas marcone on October 02, 2007, 11:32:11 PM
*gives Haz one of his Billy points*
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Damaris on October 03, 2007, 12:21:59 AM
The number of spices that cause contractions and miscarriages are absolutely unfathomable.

No.  I am not announcing anything.

Both those statements can be explained by working for a library.  The other women who work there are BABYMAD I tell you!
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Fuyudenki on October 03, 2007, 12:39:09 AM
Quote from: Damaris on October 03, 2007, 12:21:59 AM
The other women who work there are BABYMAD I tell you!

That describes some 90% of the women I've met.

The other 10% are babyphobic.  Much like myself.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: superluser on October 03, 2007, 01:05:07 AM
Quote from: Damaris on October 03, 2007, 12:21:59 AMThe other women who work there are BABYMAD I tell you!

I need to work at a library, then.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Damaris on October 04, 2007, 12:12:22 AM
Well, they're also post-menopausal, so they spend a lot of time anticipating other people's bundles of joy.  Seriously- they're worse then my mother on the baby front.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Alondro on October 04, 2007, 11:15:30 AM
*laces Damaris' food with copious amounts of sage!*  I'm not sure what that'll do, but we'll soon find out!   :mwaha
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Fuyudenki on October 04, 2007, 11:54:03 AM
Probably make her extremely wise, allowing her to get a job where she isn't surrounded by post-menopausal baby fanatics.

Damaris now loves this idea

Alondro now hates it.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 04, 2007, 11:57:20 AM
Quote from: Alondro on October 04, 2007, 11:15:30 AM
*laces Damaris' food with copious amounts of sage!*  I'm not sure what that'll do, but we'll soon find out!   :mwaha

What a thymely idea.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Alondro on October 04, 2007, 12:10:09 PM
Quote from: Raist on October 04, 2007, 11:54:03 AM
Probably make her extremely wise, allowing her to get a job where she isn't surrounded by post-menopausal baby fanatics.

Damaris now loves this idea

Alondro now hates it.

Damaris is a girl?  Hmm, I'm even more out of it than I thought.  I need to quit this lab job.  The chemicals are braining my damage.   :B
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Damaris on October 04, 2007, 10:05:51 PM
It makes me sad that everyone thinks I'm a boy.

:mowsad
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Darkmoon on October 04, 2007, 10:06:21 PM
Quote from: Damaris on October 04, 2007, 12:12:22 AM
so they spend a lot of time anticipating other people's bundles of joy.

They're following us on our quest for the Doctor Who Mega Collection?
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 04, 2007, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: Damaris on October 04, 2007, 10:05:51 PM
It makes me sad that everyone thinks I'm a boy.

:mowsad

If it helps, -I- don't think you're a boy.

... I think.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: bill on October 04, 2007, 10:10:28 PM
Would it make you feel better if I made sexist jokes against you?
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Alondro on October 04, 2007, 11:06:32 PM
Quote from: Damaris on October 04, 2007, 10:05:51 PM
It makes me sad that everyone thinks I'm a boy.

:mowsad

I know how you feel.  Everyone thinks I'm a boy too.

...

Wait, what did I mean to say there?   :B
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Vidar on October 05, 2007, 01:30:16 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 02, 2007, 04:35:20 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on September 26, 2007, 09:28:51 PM
Spices of death, eh?  Capsaicin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin) has a Scoville rating of ~15,000,000-16,000,000 while Tabasco sauce has a rating of only ~2,500-5,000.  >:3
Capsaicin isn't a spice. It's what makes spices spicy. You lose a Billy Point.

It makes capsicums (chiles) spicy. Pepper nigrum (and others) get their tongue-searing abilities elsewhere.


* injects BillBuckner with pure cinnamon *
Let's see what happens.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 05, 2007, 02:11:45 PM
Quote from: Vidar on October 05, 2007, 01:30:16 PM
* injects BillBuckner with pure cinnamon *
Let's see what happens.

... Bill gets grumpy(er) ?
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: Alondro on October 05, 2007, 09:54:07 PM
Lots of cinnamon is supposedly quite good for you.  I'll have to look up what it does again.  I could use it if it helps with memory.   :B
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: bill on October 06, 2007, 01:19:21 PM
It just makes me angry.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 06, 2007, 01:24:06 PM
You wouldn't like Bill when he's angry.

...Not that you would like him, anyway.
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: bill on October 06, 2007, 01:24:24 PM
/chokes the hell outta Haz
Title: Re: Spices... of DEATH!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 06, 2007, 01:25:18 PM
Oh, thanks!  I'm sure Hell isn't good for me.