Hi guys I am new o.O
I am a huge fan of DMFA, never caught on to castlevania and the others....
Expect random things coming from my mouth....O.o
:goamber
Then watch out for Darkmoon. He'll be after you shortly.
Anyway...the mods are nuts...the admins are a shade less nuts...and the rest of the forum has no sanity left. And if you do have any remaining sanity, please leave it in the marked bins. But remember to keep your claim ticket, or your sanity will be disposed of.
Thank you for choosing the Clockwork Mansion.
Hi, Do you like pie? If not, you might die, by the power of pie and that is a lie.
Pizza is more nutritious tho, and maybe just as good if not better but that is a debate I can´t even get into agreement about myself.
§Pie~Aiyno
Hi. Be sure not to trust anyone, except me. I'm the only friend you have in this place. Stick close. ;)
Quote from: modelincard on September 25, 2007, 04:55:17 PM
But remember to keep your claim ticket, orand your sanity will be disposed of.
Just a little more accurate...
Do you like pina colatas? Do like getting caught in the rain? If so..Welcome to the fourms where nothing like that will happen but will happen robots will harrass your elderly folks and take their medication for fuel sources. And nothing can help them unless you switch to Old Glory Insurance..Cause it will help you no matter your age..cause you need to feel safe.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 25, 2007, 06:02:34 PM
Quote from: modelincard on September 25, 2007, 04:55:17 PM
But remember to keep your claim ticket, orand your sanity will be disposed of.
Just a little more accurate...
(http://art.airlandrail.net/img/misc/kidding.jpg)
Quote from: BillBuckner on September 25, 2007, 05:04:17 PM
Hi. Be sure not to trust anyone, except me. I'm the only friend you have in this place. Stick close. I'm an ass whole. ;)
*Cough.* Hello, new guy! :D
Hm... This newbie lacks muffins.
*sticks muffins to the newbie before running away*
:rj
Quote from: Zedd on September 25, 2007, 06:16:33 PM
Do you like pina colatas? Do like getting caught in the rain? If so..Welcome to the fourms where nothing like that will happen but will happen robots will harrass your elderly folks and take their medication for fuel sources. And nothing can help them unless you switch to Old Glory Insurance..Cause it will help you no matter your age..cause you need to feel safe.
*gasp* Zedd, you better not be talking about me, I have never done anything of the sort! I don't even like organic medication! It clogs up my hydrogen-cell :)
And I
do like organics, I swear! Even if you flesh-things are always insane, you are still fun to be with.
Oh, and new guy, contrary to what Modlin said earlier, there
are a few pockets of sanity in the forum...but they are very well guarded. I am one of the guardians, because, having a digital mind, I am immune to insanity. If you even find yourself in need of some, I am tuned into all radio stations ;)
ANDHURRYGETTHATMUFFINOFFITWILLEXPLODELIKEANUKE!
A little beam of azure light shimmers to life and trains towards MK. Closer, and closer... Until finally setting upon his forehead. Then.
BANG!
Welcome.
That is all.
Quote from: mk1221 on September 25, 2007, 04:30:06 PM
Hi guys I am new o.O
I am a huge fan of DMFA, never caught on to castlevania and the others....
Expect random things coming from my mouth....O.o
:goamber
Fuck you.
Thank you, come again.
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 26, 2007, 12:43:53 AM
Thank you, come again.
I would, but I'm not into necrophilia....
Quote from: Zedd on September 26, 2007, 05:58:40 PM
Do boxes even have wangs??
*smiles sweetly* you're not pretty enough to ever find out, Zedd... ;-]
Well then, getting back on to topic, Welcome to the forums! ^-^
I am Sienna Maiu, a not so well known Mistress of Plotholes, but shh... don't tell anyone. I also give out the pointysticks which shall protect you from certain things. Though I do not so much guarantee it's usefullness against certain characters on this forum...
On top of all that I feel the necessity that I must inform you of the dangers of RJ's muffins, for they shall bring explodey-doom upon us all. While on the subject, I suppose you aught to be aware of Charline, the Lionine Cubi-Goddess who feels compelled to eat the likes of Being flesh.
So, I suppose I must be off, I bid you adieu,
Signed,
Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 26, 2007, 10:33:51 PM
Well then, getting back on to topic...
NEVAR!
Who here likes ham and cheese sandwiches?
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 26, 2007, 10:55:00 PM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 26, 2007, 10:33:51 PM
Well then, getting back on to topic...
NEVAR!
Who here likes ham and cheese sandwiches?
Mmmm ham and cheese....
Oh right the topic, umm heya new type person.
Well now, back to the sandwich.
Quote from: Netrogo on September 26, 2007, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 26, 2007, 10:55:00 PM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 26, 2007, 10:33:51 PM
Well then, getting back on to topic...
NEVAR!
Who here likes ham and cheese sandwiches?
Mmmm ham and cheese....
Oh right the topic, umm heya new type person.
Well now, back to the sandwich.
With or without mayo?
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 26, 2007, 10:55:00 PM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 26, 2007, 10:33:51 PM
Well then, getting back on to topic...
NEVAR!
Who here likes ham and cheese sandwiches?
I like 'em toasted, with lots of mayo on each side.
They're kinda like crack, too.
Fried spam and egg sandwiches on toasted sourdough is where it's at.
but technically you're staying on (new) topic... :<
Banana.
Ceiling fan.
This isn't the Word Disassociation Game! >.<
(Beware for stuff like this to mk1221)
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on September 27, 2007, 01:36:14 PM
This isn't the Word Disassociation Game! >.<
(Beware for stuff like this to mk1221)
and you're not a mod/admin, so why do you care?
If you're not part of the cure, do try to be part of the problem, eh? :boogie
Quote from: Raist on September 27, 2007, 02:19:58 PM
If you're not part of the cure, do try to be part of the problem, eh? :boogie
Let's not, and say we did.
I find that dingoes generally can help cure cancer so long as the electrical current you apply to the leads in no way is covered in whipped cream or chocolate syrup. That sort of snafu will only end in war.
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 28, 2007, 07:27:38 AM
I find that dingoes generally can help cure cancer so long as the electrical current you apply to the leads in no way is covered in whipped cream or chocolate syrup. That sort of snafu will only end in war.
:erk EGAD!
Well, we did say we'd stay off topic. That's about as off topic as I could get.
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 29, 2007, 05:12:03 PM
Well, we did say we'd stay off topic. That's about as off topic as I could get.
How far shall we kick it up this time?
A notch.
Bam.
All the way to eleven.
Hm. You don't seem to be a threat. That's good.
I'm Black_angel, and I hope you enjoy your imprisonment time on the forums. (bows and smiles)
Oh, and if the pastries are ticking, leave them be.
Quote from: Black_angel on September 29, 2007, 07:23:39 PM
Hm. You don't seem to be a threat. That's good.
I'm Black_angel, and I hope you enjoy your imprisonment time on the forums. (bows and smiles)
Oh, and if the pastries are ticking, leave them be.
I do believe RJ is craftier than that. But... that would cost us for too much dear life and sweet, sweet raisins. Insanity is frivolous here, but only in the face of unsubstantiated dreams. They are like your fingers; you trust them, but do you know them?
Most feel that this forum is too fluffy for comprehensive lunacy. Their eyebrows are agog. But I disagree. With the right amount of coffee applied to cotton sugar, the world becomes a soggy but fast and exciting waste of time. Not that this is recommendable in any way, of course. But, you know what?
I prefer napalm.
Quote from: Stygian on September 29, 2007, 08:40:06 PM
I do believe RJ is craftier than that. But... that would cost us for too much dear life and sweet, sweet raisins. Insanity is frivolous here, but only in the face of unsubstantiated dreams. They are like your fingers; you trust them, but do you know them?
Most feel that this forum is too fluffy for comprehensive lunacy. Their eyebrows are agog. But I disagree. With the right amount of coffee applied to cotton sugar, the world becomes a soggy but fast and exciting waste of time. Not that this is recommendable in any way, of course. But, you know what?
I prefer napalm.
I think that was the most seamless transition from poetic to insane I have ever seen, Stygian. You put Jhonen Vazquez to shame. (claps quietly)
Quote from: Black_angel on September 29, 2007, 09:59:35 PM
I think that was the most seamless transition from poetic to insane I have ever seen, Stygian. You put Jhonen Vazquez to shame. (claps quietly)
Meh. It's not the living room drapes, but I'll give it a seven.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 30, 2007, 04:27:41 AM
Quote from: Black_angel on September 29, 2007, 09:59:35 PM
I think that was the most seamless transition from poetic to insane I have ever seen, Stygian. You put Jhonen Vazquez to shame. (claps quietly)
Meh. It's not the living room drapes, but I'll give it a seven.
GARFIELD! :boogie :boogie :boogie :boogie :boogie :boogie :boogie
Indeed, the flames of her conscious decision, that need inside to eat from the font of his knoweldge, did indeed ensure that while their children would grow up to know what small woodland cretures looked like, they would not be able to grasp the sheer cohesiveness of a quilt. And that, truly was the thing that drove them both insane from glee.
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 30, 2007, 04:34:27 PM
Indeed, the flames of her conscious decision, that need inside to eat from the font of his knoweldge, did indeed ensure that while their children would grow up to know what small woodland cretures looked like, they would not be able to grasp the sheer cohesiveness of a quilt. And that, truly was the thing that drove them both insane from glee.
Okay, now you're startin' to scare me. Are you quoting something else, or what?
No, he's just really fuckin' weird.
Simply his face sliding into a bucket of cream. Nothing unusual about that - happens every day, at least to Darkmoon.
It's because he's stupid. :<
Kid Fact #12: 125,000 kids will try to dig to China this year. 7 to 10 of them will hit a gas line.
I tried digging to China...
But I ended up in the Smurf village instead! :erk
Quote from: Black_angel on September 30, 2007, 04:49:09 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 30, 2007, 04:34:27 PM
Indeed, the flames of her conscious decision, that need inside to eat from the font of his knoweldge, did indeed ensure that while their children would grow up to know what small woodland cretures looked like, they would not be able to grasp the sheer cohesiveness of a quilt. And that, truly was the thing that drove them both insane from glee.
Okay, now you're startin' to scare me. Are you quoting something else, or what?
I am not quoting from any source in particular, be that in as much as the cheese that has here-to-fore be asserted as a reality is, in itself, and extension of the existentialist belief in a higher llama. Said dromedary, and by extension all hedgehogs and amphibians, has been discovered to carry with them an innate need to bake brie. Shocking.
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 30, 2007, 06:07:47 PM
Quote from: Black_angel on September 30, 2007, 04:49:09 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on September 30, 2007, 04:34:27 PM
Indeed, the flames of her conscious decision, that need inside to eat from the font of his knoweldge, did indeed ensure that while their children would grow up to know what small woodland cretures looked like, they would not be able to grasp the sheer cohesiveness of a quilt. And that, truly was the thing that drove them both insane from glee.
Okay, now you're startin' to scare me. Are you quoting something else, or what?
I am not quoting from any source in particular, be that in as much as the cheese that has here-to-fore be asserted as a reality is, in itself, and extension of the existentialist belief in a higher llama. Said dromedary, and by extension all hedgehogs and amphibians, has been discovered to carry with them an innate need to bake brie. Shocking.
Kid Fact #431: 250,000 kids practice martial arts. 3 of them will strangle themselves with their nunchucks.